* Its Tea Time!!!!
Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "
How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Riftgate
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack III aka The Bankrupt's Bungalow -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "
Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"-
#Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "
Ize a singul gal now!"-
*
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*
"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie.
"Rebuilding the Empire" 
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
*
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA
- Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo! (Includes Dim Lynne Social Wanker)
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters & Uvva Life-Fretnin' Injurrys
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember,
The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
The Chamber of Horrors -
This week in brief -
- The terrifying potential finger "cancer" relapse
- Two versions of events surrounding the worstest nerve and ligament-shredding injury mankind has ever witnessed
- Controversy over H being dragged out on stage and inappropriately serenaded by Kractona
- The filming of the greatest music video since "Thriller" graced our screens
- Large Lou being so far up KP's arse she is now more proctologist than she is hair dresser/stylist (lol...
"stylist")
- The dramatic weight-loss, blood tests and subsequent speculation of what is responsible for her
"svelte physique"
- Sources close to Katie worried that she's
"out of control"
- Slamming & swiping at the Mail for Telling LIES Abbahhhttt MEEEE! again
But you know what has got absolutely zero mention by her, the
"sources" or the media..?
THE KITTENS! 
They have vanished without trace having previously been on her sm's 24/7
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
*
Anyone need a toothpick???
* OMFG! Look at it running through it's repertoire of sad old 1990s moddlin' poses an' bein' awwwwwllll seksii!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3718/3718696-c4683449111ccf84f10e4cd3efb74850.mp4
* Kokey & the orange warthog https://tattle.life/attachments/1758216154796-png.3716623/
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*
Note that she's edited-out the girl rapper - didn't like the competiton eh skank?
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
19.9.25 - here it is! The next Numba Wun Singul from skanky! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3718/3718447-0abc4a74eae2189ee5685b9e85be76fc.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3718/3718463-295cabbbba0b8b60b7aa17b68c944608.mp4 Jeez its grim................. the thing doing all its Gangsta finger pointing whilst wearing Roy Orbison sunglasses indoors
In fact in at least one place she couldn't even manage to lip-synch along with the twack anyway because she was far too busy Bein' Awwwllll Seksii strutting about her kitchen like a Marabou Stork
* Lardy has been bragging again about all the faymuss folk who were queuing-up to take part in this shitfest of theirs, ie a "
famous filmmaker "was in charge of the filming this opus and some very famous rappers were attending the skank's video shewt at the rental. Hmm not sure who these rappers were anyway - never heard of them - nor the
"Famous filmmaker Jerome" who is apparently the brother of someone Lardy knew from years ago
Yeah well-faymuss innit! In essence skank 'filmed'
a self funded moosic video for a self funded track utilising a mate of Lardy's in her own HOUSE! Yep she's made it deffo!!
*
It's "A movie" as well apparently!
* As a by-line to all this garbage seeing as she's getting back at Peteyewcunt with her amazing new music career renaissance, maybe she can really stick it to him and show him what he lost elevenity billion years ago by recording a new duets album with Bongo Boy? Or perhaps they can duet her
Charriddee Cwissmiss Ballard wot she is allegedly doing?.
* Its also become known that The Bewtiful People milling around skanky's kitchen in this "Movie" were either employees or customers of Lardy's hair salon (probably the same ones ordered to download the Numba Wun Singul and this next pile of bullshit in exchange for their Ten Seconds of Fame chez skanky). Yes Lou has been well-and-truly suckered-in by her BFF to fund this garbage
25.9.25 - This soon to be released nooooooo hit single & top quality video
"
MY noo single, filming MY video, me me me me me.............. 
Every time she's posted about she hasn't once credited
Ice Tea, Ice Cream, I Spy, Lady Garden Lady Ice & she's the one that does all the bloody work rapping on it, indeed all skanky does is repeat the same 2 lines over & over & is autotuned sooooo heavily that you can't even tell it's her!!! (Maybe thats a Good Thing?) This Lady Ice should be fuming to be removed in favour of skanky who actually does eff-all aside from strut about reckoning herself.
* Is skank hoping Peteyacunt will be so impressed by her new single that he'll invite Skanky on stage to perform the rap in the middle of Mysterious Girl when he next does an arena event?.
Well Peteyacunt I've been sitting by the phone hoping you'd call..... NOT A BLOODY CHANCE OF THAT SKANKY!
(TBF, that's the only lyric that's true and relevant....)
* Did they borrow Kokey's Lambo? NAH! No ... its only an Audi!
Here they are filming a moosic video aka "A MOVIE" in a bungalow kitchen and the back seat of green Audi borrowed off Bongo's car dealership
Skank didnt even change her top since she had the same one on she was wearing at ferret's party a few days before
No expense spared here folks !
How embarassing and totally cringeworthy!
25.9.25 - in this week's Crapcast its begging "fans" to buy this Noo Singul "
To prove everyone wrong....."
*
Heres the Gangsta Bints firing their pretend machine guns again "
Bup bup bup.........."
Riftgate -
19.9.25 - Stirring it up again and skanky won't like it
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36779049/princess-andre-katie-price-career-move-mum-fuming/
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-andre-katie-price-set-35934112
* Even funnier though is this
ONE PITIFUL VOTE!!!!
24.9.25 - Is P embarking on a project with her Dad? Oh dear.................. that'll go down like a lead balloon with skanky
Mummy will blow a gasket!
25.9.25 - One might think The Media read here for all their info, but anyway here we go with some more stuff that will ignite skanky for sure
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15884491/princess-andre-risks-wrath-katie-price-heaps-praise-peter/
Skank ain't gonna like it at all, especially as they've furnished this article with some truly diabolical pictures of the thing!
* They've given the real reason the Skank is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad about being cut out of P's career
"Not only is Katie missing out on guiding Princess’ next steps to stardom, which is sure to net the teen a fortune – and her mum won’t receive a penny".
Hence why the thing is so embitterred over it all - no munney fer MEEEE!
Welcome to the Shitty Shack III aka The Bankrupt's Bungalow -
19.9.25 - So Lou has appointed herself as skank's "stylist" as well as her "manager" of some sorts and here we are at the Bankrupt's Bungalow along with about 50 or so hangers-on creating another masterpiece video to release on the unsuspecting public with her Next Numba Wun Singul. Lardy said she was feeling very proud, she brought it all together you see as they’re all clients from the salon, so yes she's recruited all the bimbos from her salon plus the lads doing some TV production nonsense at the local technical college to appear in this tragic video!!! And they'll all be doing it for FREE naturally because skank sure as hell won't be paying them! Now just imagine you are the neighbours at the Bankrupt's Bungalow when this rabble descended with all their cars, the noise and everything else...
Not to mention does the landlord know what his place is being used as or IF the insurance (if it exists) covers this lark anyway? Oh and she had B&J there along with H who is well-known to react violently at loud noises so the chances of the place being smashed-up are increased.
Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
18.9.25 - Why do they think Bong is relevant to ANYTHING or that his opinions matter one single iota? They certainly don't matter to skanky do they??
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/2109874/katie-price-boyfriend-jj-slater-mafs-uk
* and more BS - who actually cares about this bint's opinion since everybody thinks its a sham anyway? This is about the 5th time Bianca's opened her pie hole about the fakemance, it's been nearly 2yrs and still nobody is interested in Bianca's opinion or the fakemance itself either.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/36736882/mafs-bianca-petronzi-unaired-scenes-jj-slater-katie-price/
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-boyfriend-jj-slater-35921034
"Spending quality time with H......." Surely they mean she dumped H on him whilst she had yet more pointless "pamperings"?
* Awww bless! Lego posts that he's acquired a noo moter for Edna and 'Arry through his shonky car dealership.
No wonder their neighbours are so pissed off with Arry & Edna's parking demands, however this is the second time he's "sold" that car to Edna & 'Arry........................
* Now we know this is an old photo because it's wearing the infamous ROID necklace. Has he refused to pose for any more of her "Loved-up" nonsense?
* And another "
Happy Place" eh?? How many is that?
# Ouch!! -
20.9.25 - theres some cracking comments on Kokey's sm's as regards the skank
"
Your drag queen mate................"
* Peterborough Theatre joining in the banter, unlike Arsehat who just gets arsey
26.9.25- Another absolute belter from the DM comments section !!
From Jordan to Gorgon
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
18.9.25 - Making Ricky Hatton's sad death
"Awwwlll abbaaahhhttt MEEEE!" - naturally.
What a mentor skanky is although the CBD cowboys are really getting slated in the media over using RH's passing in their promos. And rightly so.
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15852281/katie-price-ricky-hatton-mental-health-died/
* This is not a new phenomenon either - she did exactly the same with Caroline Flack
Theres nothing like turning a tragic death into publicity for oneself is there?
She's a vulture, the one that always claims friendship with the newly-dead celeb who can't speak out and say it's a lie. Next she'll be telling us how Robert Redford rang her minutes before he snuffed it................... However, the comments on FB are absolutely brutal calling out this outrageous LIE from her for it does appear that the general public really hate her & are sick of the constant shite from the Professional Grief Thief skanky price.
21.9.25 - She's been at Skegness this afternoon .. at a kids dance festival called Fantasia. She turned up over TWO HOURS late & to add insult to injury she sang at them!!
She gave the kids their trophies, a few photos then left
Hair scraped back. She looked like shit. Eyes fucked. She looked tragic (or deserved!?)...
* WTF was she doing at a kid's dance event anyway when she's just about The Worst role model for young girls there ever was! !! Wow !!!! Shame on the event organisers for letting it through the door when it eventually showed up
However,, Is this her Sundays now hahaha??? ... ahhh ... How the mighty fall
* Not showing the photos as Other People's Kids are on there but suffice it to say she had a face like thunder on her because undoubtedly she didn't even want to be there anyway. Possibly this was her punishment, a favour owed for her showing up two hours late for the Trollops on Tour date?
22.9.25 - more bullshit from the thing
24.9.25- Heres the bumpfh from Sky about their wonderful documentary on the skank itself.
https://www.tvzoneuk.com/post/katieprice-skydocs-repann1
One thing she'll be seething over is the fact they are giving her a three-parter and Gemma Colling gets EIGHT episodes!!! It'll all be garbage though seeing as Theroux will be grovelling all over her like all the others do for some inexplicable reason
25.9.25 - some street artist in Brighton has done this. It'll be covered in graffiti in no time at all though and you can imagine who will be the target of it
Muvva-of-the-Century is delighted though
"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
19.9.25 - heres some "Poor MEEE!" for you. More blood tests
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3718/3718599-d89d16dc661e99ea5a102b66f4d15b47.mp4
*She says she has to go back to the
vets hospital/doctor because she's losing weight and
'Doesn't know why'.... Well, maybe main-lining Ozempic has something to do with it eh? (Sharon Osborne has the same problem with overdoing the skinny jabs but she's never denied using them like skank has and continues to do)
* More rubbish about it's starring role in that Z-Movie! Remember - this is the mega-movie
she paid her own munney out to "star" in!
*https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.7.1&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-489-she-thinks-her-singing-is-class-she-sounds-like-shes-walking-on-broken-glass.50906%2Fpage-13%23post-23386182&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2F3am%2Fcelebrity-news%2Fkatie-price-reveals-movie-debut-35930403&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=1616dae166c57154c886bb8ab8b667a1&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
What a load of old garbage!!
"Another career change......................" though
23.9.25 - the crap Sky are filming appears to be proceeding.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/36801676/katie-price-documentary-ex-husbands/
Could this be why it has had the hump perhaps? Possibly skank got the news Alex and Kieran are appearing in HER documentary so she couldn't lie because they would have the receipts and that's when she blew her topper off and cut her arm in a rage
But the only good thing is that It looks like the Ex Husband Squad can get a right to reply in the documentary itself & she wont like this at all because she cant control the narrative. Plus, it infers that this is going to be rather more
Warts and All than the puff piece about
"Poor victim Katie winning against the odds....." that she expected it to be. Lets hope so
* Was this is why she was messaging the mum of the other social media idiot /wrong-un? Was she trying to find out what questions were asked for his Louis Theroux programme? I believe his mum defended his appalling behaviour when interviewed for it
Hopefully these shows are not 1 sided puff-pieces & they are trying to tell the truth rather than more fabricated lies; Did this side-swipe skanky somewhat as she was obviously expecting them to churn out her usual lies & not be challenged. She must be furious & panicking if the ex husbands have been asked to speak out.
* Its highly doubtful Pete would appear after 16 years of avoiding the thing - but theres nothing to stop his Agent/ BFF Claire stepping in though is there?
Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
20.9.25 - There's also an absolutely awful video doing the rounds on X that someone has filmed at the Stockton-on-Tees show.
Kracktona is warbling
"Whole Again" with H front and centre of the stage "dancing", although in reality he is just lumbering from side to side looking rather dazed and confused, his gut hanging below his grubby t-shirt, and the toddler's cute froggy hat slapped atop his bonce
(You can imagine the type of comments it's attracting) At the end he stumbles slightly and almost goes down. God knows if it's due to the exertion of being up on his feet and actually moving for several minutes, or him being unable to see where he's stepping, but it could have resulted in a nasty fall. But theres Kokey singing the line
"Harvey you still turn me on....." right in his face too and the whole time Skanky is filming him and grinning like a cheshire cat. Not even a flicker of concern when he stumbles.
*It's a blatant act of sheer exploitation, and every single individual in that audience should be deeply ashamed of themselves for participating in what amounts to nothing more than a form of Victorian freakshow "entertainment" which should have been left behind in the 1800s...
*And who did the risk assessment for this? To have an unpredictable & sometimes violent, partially-sighted, dangerously obese MAN who doesn't like loud noises up onstage then making him 'dance' to appease his Mummy - well WTF? For half of that awful song his amaaaaaaazing muvva is just sat on her arse on the sofa scrolling through her phone & not paying any attention to her cute little baby bear anyway, yet to see him standing there on his own in the middle of the stage looking lost,, rocking from side to side, lifting his legs up & down & crouching down & back up is just awful. What if he suddenly decided to take a couple of steps forward? Who would've stopped him? What would've happened if he'd fallen off the stage & crushed a couple of Brain Deads???
* Yet the
morons were happy to watch the exploitation of a disabled adult lumbering about on a stage in a badly fitting, grubby t-shirt with his gut hanging out, the joggers that he kept pulling up, a pair of filthy sliders & a toddler-sized froggy hat stuck on his head
She sets him up to be trolled time & time again & these absolute cretins just cannot see it
20.9.25 - Heres how to make the illusion that you are playing to A Full-House by rounding up the dribs-and-drabs from both sides then herding them into the centre of the audience pit. Et voilà! A packed arena like wot Peteyewcunt got!
Who needs the O2 eh?
She did this on the Butlins karaoke thing too when all the victims were rounded up into the centre of the room and forced to pretend that they were "Luvvin it!"
22.9.25 - Ironically the Skeggy tour night with Kerry has only sold about 50 tickets & there's been a ton of negative comments on the page advertising it
Equally ironic is the fact she had more grifters at her "Movie" filming than at this paying event!
* https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15869608/kerry-katona-sings-turned-on-katie-price-son-harvey/
More glowing reports about this fiasco
"One fan then posted: "Omg I’m cringing so hard."
Another mused: "What an absolute car crash, who allowed this?!"
Yet one seemed delighted and confessed: "I was there!!! What a night!" - A Brain Dead of course!
"FAN BACKLASH
The Sun exclusively reported how fans have been left fuming - and demanding their money back - after Katie was seen on stage for just 35 minutes at another show at The Playhouse, Whitley Bay.
In a since-deleted Instagram post, the venue said their show would start half an hour late owing to technical difficulties. A source told The Sun: "Kerry went on solo for first half and Katie tried to join by video but it was a disaster. They had a longer interval and Katie finally got there at 9.30.
She said it was the traffic and had taken her over 9 hours to get there but fans are furious.. The source also spoke to fans in attendance, as one reportedly said: “We want half our money back because it was only half a show - it’s so unprofessional.”
Well what did these idiots seriously expect eh?
23.9.25 - Late again for the Shrewsbury Trollops on Tour! Kokey had a panic attack over it. There are 26 more of these debaclés still to go so you have to wonder HOW they will get through it without one or both of 'em having a major meltdown . Plus it looked like skank was travelling on her own - so wheres Bong/Lardy/Edna then??
24.9.25 - Kokey is copping-it from even her own "fans" over singing that saucy double entrendre at H. Perhaps this will finally mean the end for him being dragged across the country to be USED be these two Trollops? We shall see.
Kerry Katona branded 'wrong' as she sings song about being 'turned on' to Katie Price's son
*
Waking 'em up with her screeching! Or is the delusional bint singing at a potted plant?
25.9.25 -Bradford Trollops on Tour https://archive.ph/tttly
26.9.25 - https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/25494917.katie-price-kerry-katona-bring-brashness-bradford/
"Katie Price and Kerry Katona brought their ego-fuelled brashness and brutal honesty to Bradford last night". "Left feeling uneasy......"
The comments have the measure of them though -
"Anything for more Charlie sniff - and old dart boards lol"
"Sisters doing it for themselves. Female empowerment, such an inspiration for all those who seek female role models. Yawn."
"Bet the bed sheets were well roughed up if they stayed local".
"What were you expecting from a couple of washed up second hand dart boards looking for funds to pay off their coke dealers?"
* Gareth Gates (a local lad) was dragged into the conversation throughout this diatribe but for all that it was the Usual Old Rubbish
Tonight is Tewkesbury - lucky them - but she's lookin' fwesh so its OK innit?
"Fwesh" ain't the word anybody else would use to describe this mess
The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
19.9.25 - It had H there recording it's Noo Vidyo
They really are seriously deranged!
Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
23.9.25 - she's been quiet on this for a while -
* Kokey had to come off stage due to a panic attack and ran straight for her supreme cbd shit- clearly shows it doesn't work!
Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
18.9.25 - Back after another gap heres a thrilling instalment of bullcrap from these two no-marks
What a load of LIES and bullshit!
*
43+ uses of the word "Yeah.........................."
* P is begging skank to
"style her" for the NTA's next time eh????
Errrmmm skank doesn't even "style" herself - Lardy Lou does that apparently!
* Lots of mentions of Bunty. She got Bunty "To record a track......."
"Its soooooo cutttteeee"
* "School runs" get a mention - wonder why eh?
* Junior got a right slagging from Mummy
(the translate thing put him as "Junie"
* Lots about her amaaaazin' singing and Numba Wun Singul
* Fascinating info about Bong having a shit.................;
* Underlining her sheer heroics in
"Saving the kittens" by bottle feeding them.
* OMFG! Its doing a Christmas Ballad now!
Edna is thrilled! And its going to be for
"Charity" because skank is all about "charriddee" innit
* They're after getting somebody from the Media onto this rubbish to interview them about their on/off relationship with the skank! This sounds like a job for Clemmie Arselicker or Katie Hinds
More likely it'll be another No-Mark whom nobody has even heard of!
* Accusing the media of LYING about all her shows not being sold-out when they WERE! (so she says!) They reckon all the journos will attend the Clapham Grand show because is near their offices.............................
* She's chuffed that the media listen to all her rubbish - then she accuses them of turning it into clickbait for their own benefit! She says they "love" her really!
* She's praising the mugs who produce this rubbish - probably because she's not paid them, thats why!!
*
Bunty, P, Jett and Harvey ALL have their own rooms in this 3 bed bungalow she rents - so she sez
* The LIES in that podcast! - ranging from the
"sold out tour " to playing at the bestist muvva ever.
* The knife injury - stating she "
Can't move her fingers or hand cause of severe nerve damage.."
Strange how she didn't have much trouble using her "severely injured hand" on Saturday whilst gripping onto her preshuss vape and the microphone etc.
This must be the dawning of The Noo Browkern Trotterz Saga.
* Not only that but apparently they stopped off to get Maccy D's en route to A&E so not that much of an emergency episode then eh?
And thats not to mention all the usual crap about her 'needle phobia' that miraculously seems to disappear when she's either getting a new tattoo or lip/bum filler etc!
* Edna is just as much a liar as her sibling is with her corroborating the LIES about j&b 's care
* Note how skank mentioning J&B by name now rather than just referring to
"The kids" The amount of over emphasising the kids from both skank and Edna - the kids - the kids - the kids. She's naming them several times, listing them..... the kids the kids the kids.
*
Mummy is digging spitefully at Junior now. The transcribe thing obviously couldn't understand her slurping words very well, but judging by this snarky outburst Ash the Pap must be right about Junior being done with Mummy by the way she's laid into him in this rubbish.
* The Sun have also snipped this out of the Crapcast to set skanky off slamming and swiping again against her own kids
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/36754354/katie-price-slams-princess-junior-nta-outfits/
20.9.25 - Heres the latest YT - a big promo for Trollops on Tour whilst DRIVING with no seatbelt again
23.9.25 - No Crapcast again this week. Just the same old boring rubbish which amounts to a thrilling list of
"Wot Ize Dun Dis Week Innit". These dreary nonentities are producing less and less garbage in Crapcasts as the weeks pass by, furthermore its not worth wasting time transcribing for here
24.9.25 - over on it's FB now, she's saying she's had lots of meetings about her music, going for a sun bed next the Subway. What a boring life to talk about but the Brain Deads seem to love it!
* As to it's "Moosic" how the hell will it "sing" that rubbish live without all the autotune and stuff to change her horrific voice?
Last week the Brain Deads were all worried about her (ahem) cancer scare and yet today that's completely forgotten about and she's off for a sunbed
25.9.25 - A crapcast has appeared after all! Woo Hoo!
* Well heres a turn-up for the books! - Dim Lynn is back on the scene because Skank "
Needs her to work for her to organise her". Skank says she has two storage containers of stuff still that needs to be sorted and up pops DL to do as skank commands all over again. (amongst other things
).
* Apparently, she’s got nine sphinx cats and they’re all doing really well. She wants her mum to knit some jumpers for them for the winter. She’s contemplating buying a little buggy for the kittens because they’re her babies as she’s hand reared them.
* She’s been offered tickets to the women’s rugby at the weekend, but she can’t go because she’s got a show and she’s got the kids. Apparently, the tickets are in someone’s box. Edna does the whole
“is it who I think it is” nonsense in a lame attempt to generate interest.
Does anyone actually care though?
*They talk a lot about winter, being cozy, having the heating on, going horse riding and cooking in the slow cooker. She briefly mentions the grifted Salter stuff, but doesn’t mention her terrible injury this time.
* Edna is full of herself over this crummy fotershewt she's got at her palatial 2 Up 2 Down. Its being done on Friday but she can’t say which magazine - it is a house magazine but not Country Living. They then talk about how skank has never been on the front of Horse and Hound and they can’t believe it. (
We can - they don't want a scummy oik like her front page, thats why)
* Skank says a lot about how she’s looking forward to the Tour being over so she can be at home.
* They talk a little bit about the music video how it was done in a day because they didn’t have any time but there was no alcohol there. (
Yeah righty-ho skank!)
* Skank also says for the Halloween show her and Kerry are going to dress up. (
That is going to provide us with some incredible content on here) Apparently Skank normally dresses as a fat pumpkin when she goes to Halloween parties so she wants to dress sexy.
* The release date for her next single is the 3rd of October. Skank says she didn’t enjoy dancing in the video because her feet hurt in the heels and it was her day off and she was tired. She begs
"Everyone get behind my new song to prove everyone who took the piss is wrong!" . (her actual words by the way.)
* No mention of J&P this time, no mention of vets, no mention of medical stuff (bloods or her cancer) And thats it!
Check this crap out for yourself - all the usual LIES, MEEEE!, the sell-out Tour and the reappearance of DL because "Iye needz 'er.......
*"What do I say about that? I think I'm getting Alzheimer's. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Welcome to the Katie Price Show. The one that I do with my little sister, Sophie. Hannah Price. Oh, God. You're right. I'm in my dressing room. Yes, I'm in Kerry's dressing room. I have my own one.
Kerry would probably come in and out but I don't like being on my own in my own dressing when I was like to share with Kerry and get ready for Kerry. Yeah fair enough, fair enough.
* So what have you been up to? Oh my god this tour! they sell out, they are so busy we are literally buzzing me and Kerry.... they're so good it's a lot of traveling don't get me wrong. but I'm loving it. Absolutely.
* Where are you again over the next few days? I'm in Stratford today and just have my nails done because I have a sunbed and I like the girls nails. I went, oh my God, I love your nails. Did you get them done round here? She went, yeah.
* And I went, oh, where did you go? So because of my recommendation at the sunbed shop i went to where she goes and they've done my nails and my feet because i always match and then now people went oh i said yeah can you do a refill and have my feet done they looked at my hands and went "but there's nothing to refill" i went well yeah to change the colour in a refill i said i know my feet and that looked perfect i said but i haven't done like every 10 days yeah yeah yeah before before i was nuts
* Edna - oh god i've been there to finish off my bathroom that is nearly down it actually looks really good and it looks warm actually yeah it's lovely i'm really pleased with it and we haven't done a massive renovation it's literally like you have It does, but it's not I've got that photo shoot on Friday, so hopefully the house would be done. Oh yeah, who's the shoot with again? I can't say. Right, is it one of them flouncy magazines that I wouldn't buy? No, you would buy this one. Because you're in it. Oh, shut up. Skank -Is it like, do you know them home and countries and all like them? It's a house magazine. It's not like a country living. A house magazine that I've never been in and Sophie's been to it. Do you know what country living? I absolutely love country living.
*Do you love all their mags? So does mum and then at Christmas she'd probably like the bumper bit she'd get with how to do the Christmas stuff. But you like country life and you also like Sussex life. And Horse and Hound. And horse and hound, which has never put Kate on the front cover. And never will. It's my podcast, you'll find it's only me and self I said you'll be in and out. Here she is. I'll leave you to it. I was just saying, Kerry, that I do have my own dressing room.
And on they ramble.............................
She's never, oh, you know what? She's like, don't be self. She's never. I'm like. What room does Kate watch? Well, she'll come and sit with me. And that's why I'm bringing her home tonight, because I know what it's like. I don't like being on me on an old case.
* Skank - I'm staying at Kerry's tonight. Yes! And not only that, because Kerry likes to be cold. I do when cold. I like it warm. And I put this in. And beside it, this is my dressing room. I like it cold. We've now got a heater in here. I've got to set me cold off, and I'm supposed to mix it up, and it's like the river's still on there. So I have that all just singing shall I? Yes, and I'll stay in the cozy wall. And then we do... Yeah, it's done with sound fun. No, I've got my nerves.
And then we do sound check. Yes. Love it. I'll actually sign this up. Yes, sit on it. Just hear the violets that me and Soph talk about. And I went... Because we and Kerry... both the same. We love our trackies, love our tracksuit bottoms and on stage. (?????????)
* Love Bershka, I love Bershka. I'm going to talk about Bershka because the first show we sort of made an effort. Yeah. Can I just say your outfit last night? Oh no, what? Was it the little t -shirt? No, I had a long sleeve.................cream top on and baggy trousers or maybe it wasn't last night but what are you getting comfortable with your outfits now each time you go on stage yeah not that comfy right but yeah because we like our trackies and that we've now gone from wearing..........;;;
Yeah long flat dress or glam to now trainers baggy trousers and just like a jumper yeah oh god and i went to burshky yesterday pinstripe trousers but they're sort of baggy ones and I remember some back in the day and I've got them in two different colours because either I've worn one of Kerry's comfy ones that she's got from River Island they're like knitted ones she has them in two colours so I've bought stuff in two colours so we just wear each other's clothes alternative or trainers now I might as well put a pair of heels on but it's cold on the stage the other day I had a bloody blanket on me Right, it is so cold. I've put the heating on now and I've started to put the fire on as well.It's interesting because I was listening to the radio, I don't know, on the station. And they were talking about how some people are now putting the heating on. And I'm thinking, just putting it on now, it runs on all the time. Yeah, I'm not being funny...............;;;
Edna - Your house though is ridiculously hot. It's too hot. I can't have it cold and make me ill. Yeah but I find when I'm at yours it gets so hot it makes you feel sick and then when you step outside you're like...
Skabk -Seriously? I have to describe it as when you're outside it's cold and when you step off a plane like to the Maldives or somewhere hot you're like the heat. So for me it's like getting out the cold I go in my house and it's like getting off an airplane all the heat. Yeah.
I can't wait to put my log burner on. Oh, I know. I know. Tell me about the new house. What have you been doing there? Nothing. I've been there. Literally, I've done my music. If I'd spoke about my music video. No, let's talk about the music video.
So go on. How was that? I only had one day off. So and I needed to get my music video done. So I've done it in my kitchen at my house. from Thursday afternoon last week and made it look like a party vibe obviously there was no alcohol or nothing because it's just acting isn't it as if you were in a club at night when really it was in my kitchen yeah did that and everyone was so hot like I must admit I was hot as well oh god see I did the music video but I haven't I haven't unpacked nothing yet because i've literally been on tour i moved there as i was coming on tour so the both is in pretty all the all the kids rooms are nearly done yeah but i can't wait to get back and do it and put the little burner on and my home content get it all cozy oh no the home content you've got to get back on that got to get back on the home content oh thank you just do my podcast Thank you very much, Jane.
* Thank you. I've got all my new salter stuff, or is it salter? Salter? I've got all my salter stuff. When I go home just to get close, I'm like, oh, look at all my cooking stuff I want to use, all the little machines that have arrived. I just want to do some cooking and that on them. Yeah, I want to do some stews. Oh, same. I want to talk more about that. What else? And just sit down and get excited for the winter TV. I know. I know. I've got... just started and I haven't watched it.
* I've been watching Olivia Atwood's Bad Boyfriends just because she really makes me laugh, actually. Yeah. She is good. And then we've got... Yeah, MAFs has started because we want to boot chat for that. Yeah. I need to catch up on the group chat. I'm a bit behind.
* Edna - Yeah, and then the cinema, there's going to be some good horrors out coming up to Halloween. Oh, yes, Halloween. Albert's looking forward to Halloween. He loves it. I said to him the other day, I was like, do you prefer Halloween or Christmas? And he's like, Halloween. I'm like, what? Oh, really?
Skank - So I've got to do that with the kids. They all want pumpkins, this and that. Yeah, I can't wait. It'd be good. I might dress up on the show Halloween night. Oh yeah, what's that for? I'm gonna, and Kerry is, we're gonna dress up......... She wants to wear, she wants to come as a big...
6 o 'clock. Yeah. Be back ten past. Sound traffic ten past six. Okay, good. That's fine. She wants me to come in summer like all...and that and then she said she'd come on as a fat like dumpling or something in an outfit and if you know me so for every Halloween party I've been to I always dress as a big fat pumpkin outfit yeah yeah I never go sexy no but I might to the show oh god what um what are you gonna go as ? oh just I look at online just any old outfit yeah get bit of Halloween makeup done but it's not it's not Halloween yet so I've got a month yeah I've been taking now but trickle treating um what else I'm gonna sayto you uh you spoke to your mum I don't do it how boring is this I've acted by a new washing machine and dryer oh yeah I love a new washing machine dryer practical stuff but do you know what I can't wait to do I've been looking online I'm so sad Ilove it but this time in my utility room I'm gonna buy the laundry tins with laundry on laundry powder and also the other day I bought for all of my cat biscuits the tin when it says cat biscuits on you know So I've ordered all the tins. Honestly, I'm looking at Pinterest. I am going to kit it out. I'm going to put all my cereals all in the plastic things. Yeah. And label it all. I'm into, I want to label everything. I'm just, know. Oh, do you know what? I can't wait until you finish tour.
And then we can I can't do stuff. I know. I can't fucking wait.
* And guess what? Can't start can't wait to start horse riding get on all my wintery riding stuff on Yeah, yeah, I love in the winter and I'm really sad and this is probably really boring podcast But in the winter when you ride out and the horse blowsthe air with the like the air you could sit come out their nostrils Yeah, I'm just smoking. Oh, I love it. I wanna come up new cozy bugs. I can't wait to dress mine Nine spinx kittens up and they're moving to jumpers and that.
Yeah, do you know what you should do? Get mum to knit some jumpers for the cats. She'd do that. Do reckon? I'm going to do. Do you reckon I could buy a pattern? You know, like my old school, a pattern for spinx cats. Yeah, there must be that online.. Have a listen and get mum to do it. I love it. My kittens update on my kittens, everyone. They look like fat dumplings. They are gorgeous. Yeah, we've just bonded to them, like from a human to a cat. Do you know what I mean? So... How's Dora? Yeah, good. Dora's the mother of them. They're all good. So I want to get them all little... And like, do you know what? So these, the ones, the kittens, right? Yeah. Because they've been hand -read. So I've been looking at buggies. to my little babies.
*Edna -Oh my god yeah I see that all the time and they've got dog buggies and it's normally not a french bulldog or something like that.Do you remember that one we saw at the station? When was that? Do you remember? Is that what's that near my house? Yeah do you not remember? Do remember when we were on the way up to glow mama? Yeah probably. Can we just talk about that for a minute? Right, this was ages ago, actually.
*Me and Kate went to the Glow Mama Awards, right? And they asked her to come up on stage and sing. No, they asked, is there anyone who wants to come up? way.
No, and Kate, they said, who wants to come up and sing? Kate was like, me! Me! I sat there and I was like... Just let her go and do her thing. you wanted me to copy, the women said, copy what I do. And I did completely different.
I went, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That was so funny. That was brilliant. I sat there and I was like, you're not going to get her off that stage now. Good luck. But they did. I was professional.
Skank -Do you know what I've noticed on this talk, right? Sure. Even the presenter has said it, and other people have noticed in the meet and greets that everyone's saying, how calm I am at the minute. And I'm thinking, am I being too calm now then? No. Because obviously, I've got it in me to be like what I've realized is when I used to go out or groups with my friends I'm always the loudest always that and I feel like you always feel that you have to be the loudest whereas nowadays I know I can be
the loudest but I just choose just to tone it down or if I go out and I want to get drunk yeah everyone has a laugh but the consequence is what comes of it and the pictures that come out this and that yeah Especially with you. That's what I mean Mary. But everyone's saying how calm I'm at at the minute and I'm thinking oh no I hope they don't think I'm boring because I'm not boring I'm just calm.
Edna -Well do you know what I said this to Harry the other day um like even like about going out like I said to him I just I don't want to go out I just want to be at home. I think you go out more than me. No, probably, probably.But yeah, but I just said to him, I was like, this week at Harry's going back to watch Oasis again this weekend. So I was like, oh, great. Yeah, I'm at home with the kids.
Skank - I've been offered the tickets to watch the women's rugby on Saturday.
Edna -How do you do? So with you in the box. Oh, by who? Yeah. Really? By who I think?
Skank -Yeah. Really? I've got the kids. If i can do that because i've got the show that's so good as well wouldn't it oh yeah but i've got i've got the kids and i the women's rugby i'd love to support i'm gonna see but i don't know if i can do it because i think i'll be miles away on saturday yeah i'd like that that'd be laugh yeah anyway so um we'll talk about that later um But yeah, I said to Harry I said I just this winter. I just want to be at home I just want to watch Netflix. I want to cook I want to just make sure the house is tidy and just like Snezzled down
Skabk -You know I'm not doing panto and that and I want to enjoy Christmas I want to when I finish the tour It's getting all my phone made cooking and slow cooker stuffputting it on in the morning so when I walk in the night I can smell all my food that's how low it's just coming carries over our things just gone out and I want to get all my food on in the day so it's all cooked and you can smell it and then go up to the horses with the kids it's all our horsey stuff and then come in and it's all warm all you can smell all the cooking all that stuff get into our and just chill and watch telly with the wood burner on. Oh, I love it. I can't wait. No, I'm the same. I'm the same.
Edna -I think a lot of people are just like, no, just want to chill. But I've even said to mum and dad for Christmas this year, like I'm not going here, there and everywhere. Do you know I mean? I'm not doing it this year. I just want to chill.
* Skank -I need to sort my vintage stuff out as well. That's my priority. I've got so many clothes I need to get rid of. It's ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. But how much talent is picture clothes for vintage and stuff? I need to do it. Yeah, I got rid of my vintage. Yeah. Got rid of my vintage to clear my garage. I think your garage is pretty neat. Well, it's jammed Pat. Now, anyone who's got a garage or anything, or stuff in the loft, you're like, no, I'm not getting rid of it. Not getting rid of it. But when is the next time I'm really going to go in the back of my garage? What, if I ever move again? So I obviously don't need it. It needs to go, cleansing, get rid of it all. It's true. It's true. I've been having it clear out. Right. I love it. I've got two containers still full of shit. I couldn't even tell you what's in them. Adults who don't need it. No, of course you don't. You haven't looked to them to help me. Ben and Lynn to help get rid of it all.
Edna -Oh, how is Lynn? She's back. Lynn's back.
Skank -Right, so everyone, so for everyone, everyone who, I don't know if anyone remembers Lynn, but Lynn, Kate, you say who Lynn is. The Lynn. She's helped me with all of my stuff and that really good. She's actually was the social worker went back into social working and I'm like no I need you back in my life because she's so organized with stuff and She's brilliant. Love Lynn. It's just like you know when I go home I want to open the door and everything just be candles on clean sorted out if there's bills it's all there I know what I need to do she's that yeah oh one thing actually I do one thing I was going to mention to Lynn which I think would be good for you right yeah a spreadsheet yeah I thought you were looking at me to do I wouldn't even know how to start spreadsheet no me and Lynn would do it a spreadsheet of Like I don't know bills or just I want to spend each week Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, it's a ridiculous and then there must be ways I can put them down like yeah, I don't know where I need to go. I want to go to Costco's What I'm bought by I'm by a big bulk Yeah, I need to get bulk cat litter bulk cat food dog food and Toilet Rolls cleaning stuff. I need to get everything. Oh I'm fine.
* Did Heidi get a matcha? They want a matcha or a hot chocolate anything love that Anyone who watched the let's go dating everyone on the show seems to have watched it That was Paolo coming in. Him and Kerry and Hyde have got a McDonald's and they got me something.Even though I had a jacket potato. I'm into subways at the minute. They do jacket potatoes. Whoa, stopways. No, but they do jacket potatoes. Oh, yummy.
* I've just had a message about Rugby. Oh, have you? It's now.You'll have to see where I am to see if we can do it. I don't know if I can get someone to have the kids. I'm going to have a look and see where you and Kerry are on Saturday. At least we would be warm in a box. All I think about is heat. Hate being cold. I need to see if I can get babysitter. Also, guys, I've got a release date for my next single. The 3rd of October. Right, so when is this the new song? When's it out? Fighting for the best in me. F
Edna - Can I just say, how did you feel dancing? Skank -I can't dance and my feet hurt in them heels. Do you know what that? It was my day off. I was so tired. I know you were. I know you were. But anyone who knows me, they're always like, how do you fit everything in, kids, and all of that? Because I do. Yeah, you make it. So please get behind me. You did it for the other. the other track and now i want you to do it just to prove to all them music critics and all the raiders who took the piss playing i've got you saying oh i never thought i'd be saying this name let's prove to them the pricey can do it and it is my reply back to the supporters who got there I say every night on tour I thank everyone and say it wasn't me you got me in the charts you guys got yourself in the charts because if it weren't for them it wouldn't have happened yeah love it yeah living my dream living my dream good right That is such a tune. Do you know what a song I've heard? The very first time that I saw your brown eyes. I said hello and I said hi. What a tune. And if you were ever, ever falling in love again.
* Do you know why you know that? Because when I used to pick you up from school on that, I used to play it in the car all the time, and it was a CD called Young Vibing. Oh, John, Young Vibing? Or a cassette player. Oh, I love that. Oh, dear.
Edna -Also, while we're talking about why you mentioned the school run, I fucking hate the school run in the morning. And I will swear, sorry, Mum and Dad, if you listen. I cannot stand a school run. I hate it. Hate it, hate it. But I don't mind, because I have good little chats in my car about what their school is going to be and what they play with their music, take turns, and it's only 15 minutes. Yeah, but do you know what I have to listen to? I have to listen to Mulan.
Be a man on repeat. No. Yeah, Mulan on repeat. It's funny, innit? When I pick them up, I hear about their day. I do like that. I do like that. Yeah, it's good. That'll dance, now that's gonna play in my head again. It's one of them songs that keeps playing in my head once you hear it. Well, Mum's just lost that to me a picture of her flowers. Oh, God. Actually, it's funny. I'll dine. I've got sound checks to do in a minute. All right, then.
Skak -Right, well, I will see you in a minute anyway I'm going to check to see if we can go to Twickenham. Okay, and like everyone's views on what they thought my song that we played last week and And... Yeah! And then once my I my video for it this week we'll also give that exclusive for the podcast they can watch it. Yeah can I also ask you when you going to buy a pair of my shoes? I'm still contemplating it. Now...
(Those) shoes... fucking ugly but they look so comfortable.
Edna -They are, they're Veeber shoes, Google it they look like peasant shoes. They look like some from the 1840s. No they like something from the peasants revolt.
Skank -They're disgusting but so bet I could rock them with a pair of jeans. Yeah, I do. Oh where am I with a pair jeans? my brown ankles. My brown ankles with some jeans. Yeah. Yeah. Right I'm going to do I'm going to love you and leave you all.
Edna -Yeah go on I'm to to go and have my dinner. All right, I will. I'll you a voice note once I've done this meeting. See you later. Bye. See you later. Bye! Thanks, have a nice day! Your Sausage McMuffin with egg didn't change. Your receipt did..................;; UTTER DRIVEL!!!
* So DL is back! Maybe she's finally been struck-off the Social Wanker Register and needed a job? Either way hahahahahahaha DL - back where you belong under the jackboot of skanky!
All so worthwhike then with three/four years to fully qualify as a social worker, follwed by many years service on the front line, only for it to all end with her being used as a dogsbody brought in to clean out "
two containers full of shit" for a toxic abuser. The very type of individual she was trained to confront and prevent from causing harm to the most vulnerable in society. Children.
* The cats - Doris had 5 kittens but one died and she already had Doris and 4 other cats so that would make 9, comprising 5 adults and 4 kittens.
Snapchat rubbish now:- Snap chat crap yesterday consists of FaceTime with H, a cup of tea & an egg sandwich, which she probably didn’t eat, a video of Wallis in his happy place, (that’s not with her then) and a lot of rubbish about a spider at Kerry’s. What an exciting life she leads
Absolutely scintillating................................
Lies, Lies and More Lies -
22.9.25 - So skank says she's had the stitches removed from her nerve and tendon on that
"life changing stab wound" that she did whilst making a curry (but then said she stabbed herself whilst cutting the plastic cable ties off her grifted Salter kitchen appliances she'd actually unpacked 3 days bl regardless although they were obliged to stop off for a Mac D's en route whilst she was bleeding to death, with her having no feeling in her hand nor could she move her fingers.
* Yet over the weekend there was some sort of a Miracle! There she was posting pictures with H on the I.O.W whilst simultaneously being in Horsham hospital having blood tests and stitches removed.
Something seems a little odd about this story but its hard to figure it out as yet. Wonder if she is LYING AGAIN???
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
19.9.25 - Yep she's looking INCREDS again! Take a look at the state of her lips though & all accentuated by lip liner too
And the wonky eyes..........
* No words necessary..............
23.9.25 - Her barnet gets worse in every photo
* Oh and an interesting comment here - allegedly
"......... I know the girl who supplies her slimming injections lol, its the same girl who does my Botox lol. Essex is a very small place, shes still on the gear and everything else in-between. Thats why shes unwell. Her family or friends wont send her anywhere because they know they will be cut off financially. Then she screams and shouts saying the public will think its because of drugs and not her mental state. Rinse and repeat" Likely this is referring to another skank-ite, Ellie the filler-jabber.
* The Hairy Back Tattoo gets an outing in the Sun now
Katie Price strips completely naked to show off tattoo collection and very slim back after weight loss | The Irish Sun The hideous image is from the thing's sleazy OF.
* This rubbish contains the same-old garbage they've been peddling for weeks about it's mysterious weight-loss.............. fwends are worried.................. the stabbed arm..... etc..................... plus they also give a comprehensive list of all the shows she's either not bothered turning up for or just shown up hours late. Methinks we are heading for a Mentawl 'Elf Isshoo shortly meaning she pulls out of Trollops on Tour then goes on a well-deserved 'oliday leaving Kokey and Arsehat up shit-creek without a paddle.........................
25.9.25 - more about The Weight Loss that nobody can understand ......................
https://archive.ph/HMQTI
* Have a bit of clue here - Lardy sells these weight loss pens so draw your own conclusions
Heres her ad on her FB page https://tattle.life/attachments/img_4351-png.3724106/
* Thus sez Lardy Lou
So if this miracle drug is currently on a clinical trial, how come Lardy is already selling it at £160 a pop? Strange that.................. oh and the fact it is banned too. She says she's lost 8lbs in two days!!!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/weight-loss-jabs-mounjaro-retatrutide-tik-tok-sales-b2817649.html
You can clearly see its The Same Stuff in her photo advert
OOOPS! The posting has suddenly vanished then reappeared on her FB Stories. Maybe she's reading here along with the tabloids? Too late Lou we gotcha!
* https://archive.is/mykBZ - Lardy's activities are ILLEGAL
The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
20.9.25 - P was supporting her Dad last night in his new show at the O2 arena. Yes 20,000 people there for him as opposed to 50 or so deadbeats after their 5 seconds of "fame" in skanky's most excellent
"Movie"
* The Mail are running with it too
Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
25.9.25 - No doubt the Victim will be delighted to be reminded of this inauspicious, ill-considered occasion he stupidly doinked skanky price
Gosh.... first we get Edna's awful 'renovations' and now Skanky's appreciation of a Black & Decker...
Premier League legend bonked Katie Price 'like a cordless drill on a multi-speed setting' - Daily Star
25.9.25 - here we go. She's found a new target for her venom in the Trollops on Tour, (seeing as it appears she's been legally gagged from slagging off Alex, Kieron & Co) - thus she's had to rake out another victim to bear the brunt of her hatred. Step forward Gareth Gates for your slagging off from the Child Catcher skanky
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15889959/katie-price-hits-out-gareth-gates-rant-gig/
It appears she thinks that by shagging him she kick-started his career!!!.... because that would have done it, wouldn't it...?!! Hardly the Midas Touch, was it...? He's had a sort-of career but its hardly been stellar, has it....?
There must be thousands of blokes whose careers have been launched by shagging the skank.............................
*Calling GG
"A boyfriend" is a stretch is it not, or do one-night-stands count as "
boyfriends" now?
* This is funny though - "
According to the Daily Mail, JJ, 32, was so unhappy with the photos shared by Conor, 37, that he immediately unfollowed the UFC fighter on Instagram." McRapist must be so upset to be unfollowed by Bong - the ultimate diss aimed at him and his giant Ego
Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
18.9.25 -
At bloody last!!! Why has it taken so long for the media to cotton-on to this disgusting charade??
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36763252/katie-price-slammed-sick-cats-tour-fans-furious-animals/
19.9.25 -Amidst the chaos of at least 50 people plus B J and H in the house filming more of her crap, it seems she had the cats running loose amongst it too!
19.9.25 - Taken from X today.
* Interesting that this has popped up. A tabloid article the other day states they were checking out of a Premier Inn then taking cats to the vets. Premier Inn do not allow pets. Many of us were worried that the stupid cow had just left them in the car but instead she is sneaking them into the hotel with her luggage
Good luck getting any Fine out of her though Premier Inn - they can get to the back of the queue as she's said so often....................
21.9.25 - still no mention of Doris nor the kittens which makes you wonder what really happenned to the poor little mites
23.9.25 - Not a single word about the kittens......
25.9.25 - and still nothing....................
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
25.9.25 - Here it goes, reacting to the DM's latest stuff denying everything because
"Dey tell LIES abbahhhttt MEEEE!" - as usual.
She's only raging because these are'nt her sanctioned BackEnd pics - shes angry that a pap made money and she did'nt! Any pics she can't make any money from she rants about, likewise all the other stories are bullshit too unless they come from her or "sources" - however if she gets the money she doesnt care.
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
18.9.25 - She posted a video of H showing her making stupid noises whilst rubbing/tickling him as if he was a four year old. Its pretty uncomfortable viewing since H is actually a grown MAN.
Harvey has no privacy with her around, he's treated like a child by her yet things should not be like this. This is wrong on so many levels.
. She needs to keep her disgusting hands/nails to herself.
* It has posted this rather disturbing piece she's taken from H's sm's - its glorifying MEEEE! of course, as always, but its pretty sick bearing in mind her son is a grown man when we see that this is what she actually does with him
How can this be right??? If this sickens you then don't even think of Googling "
Katie Price Kissing Harvey"............................"
Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
18.9.25 - Mummy didn't like Junior's NTA outfit so she slagged him off mercilessly for it in her latest crapcast.
* Reckon he's old enough to decide what to wear without Mummy's approval though and this nasty outburst shows precisely WHY Ash the Pap says Junior is done with her completely now.
* Heres the Sun sniping at skanky again regarding P.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/36754354/katie-price-slams-princess-junior-nta-outfits/
* and then she comes back with this rubbish. Having slagged J off she now announces that he's moving closer to be near MEEEE! Yeah righty-ho he is!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36759134/katie-price-dig-peter-andre-junior-moving-closer/
* and this will certainly set the thing off on one slamming & swiping!
19.9.25 - Access day with Mummy is Thursdays it seems, so guess when skank decides to film the "MOVIE" for her next shitty singul?. (
Note its "a movie" not a video like anyone else would have)
* Theres Jett amidst the mayhem where also present were Bunty and Harvey too! Not showing the photo here because that would make us as bad as skanky and her BFF Lardy, yet WHY couldn't Skank just have a day with the children? Instead she has to drop them into this farce to glorify MEEEE! entirely.
* And so it begins! It seems the hints skank was dropping about J & B appear to be true and here we see 'IT' just carrying on in the same way it always has done in utilising them to the full. Ah well, at least she's got her claws back into 3 of her kids to exploit again with bugger-all safeguarding or protection for them because you cannnot call Bong adequete to look after them.
* Skank has no respect for the rental owner, nor the neighbours, but most of all she has no respect whatsoever for her children. Where the hell is the safeguarding of those vulnerable kids? Here they are again just like it was back in in
The Bad Olde Days with Mummy, a life of cold crumpets & packet noodles with them dropped down in a massive group of strangers who are drinking and doing God knows what in the house?! This is
PROOF of the fact (which was pretty obvious to anybody aside from the SS it seems) that skank would fail at the first opportunity and revert back to her old ways immediately just as soon as she got her claws back into the little ones. Here she is doing exactly that. She is a disgusting mother & it's heartbreaking to see this scenario happening all over again, for having had them rescued from her for a second time they had a Normal Life at long last, yet here she is dragging them straight back into her shite AGAIN.
* The photo of J that Lardy posted has unsurprisingly been removed
*
The abuse of her children and pets is so obvious, it is literally out there and filmed (heavens knows what happens behind closed doors) and yet NO ONE IN AUTHORITY DOES ANTHING to stop any of it!! WHY?????
20.9.25 - so this is what was going-on at CAN HQ the other day - skank will be going ballistic!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36779049/princess-andre-katie-price-career-move-mum-fuming/
Fwends Woo Hoo! (Includes Dim Lynne Social Wanker° -
19.9.25 - Lardy counts herself as a fully paid-up member of Clan Grifter nowadays - to that end it wouldn't be a surprise to find out she is financing skank's noo vidyo either on the strength of it, ie "investing" in her adorable mate skanky. Fact is they've fallen-out often enough then skanky goes a-crawling back, she posts a couple of those "
My BFF..... togevva 4evva......" things, snaps her fingers and back goes the dutiful Lardy on cue to give her free hairdos on her rat's nest and tweetmints. Perhaps skanky has finally discovered how to unlock the contents of Lardy's bank account, hence this "movie" rubbish?
The little-known 'family' member Katie Price is using as a secret weapon against Pete & how it's working | The Irish Sun
"Not only has she styled Katie in a series of “classy” ensembles for Katie and Kerry’s ‘Evening With’ tour, Lou was also responsible for connecting Katie with SHAYE, a producer who’s working with her on brand new music. She’s also been attending professional jobs with Katie, including a recent recording alongside Olivia Attwood".
"Classy" ???? "Secret weapon....."? She's a weapon alright but it ain't no secret
* In any case, skanky is gonna HATE all the attention being deflected from MEEEE! and into Lardy Lou, even if Lardy is posting glowingly nauseating tributes to her BFF skanky in all her "Look at me!" postings on her sm's.
* Lardy Lou has stepped into Dim Lynne's shoes rather nicely hasn't she? And what about poor Edna now Lardy has elbowed her way in everywhere? Wasn't Edna skank's "Manager"? Wonder how poor Edna feels about being replaced by Lardy Lou?
Previously anything work related Edna was the one to contact because she was skank's P.A / manager and accompanied skank everywhere - now all of a sudden Lardy Lou is the new flavour of the month.
Has Edna stomped off with the hump?
* Lardy Lou's sudden elevation to chief enabler wouldn't have anything to do with skank having no work aside from Trollops on Tour and flogging shite to the tabloids, and those 40% deductions are biting hard so skank needs Another Mug to handle the money and avoid the 40%.
22.9.25 - "Fwends are worried......................". Allegedly. In truth nobody else gives a shite about the thing
* WTF is this article about anyway? Surely if its Edna selling this story, it's not exactly going to look good to the SS re her getting the kids back. And if it's someone else, are they trying to jeapordise the arrangement? It's even possible that she's already been pulled up about the kids and the home-made "Movie" to accompany her new screech-a-thon - or has she quickly realised she will not be able to live the life SHE wants with them back and is now trying to jeapordise the arrangements herself? If not she's shot herself in the Browkern Trotterz innit
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/friends-worried-katie-price-amid-35940062#comments-wrapper
* Lou has been so hoodwinked she believes it is a privilege and an honour to pay for KP’s vanity/ ego projects because it now means she has found her True Vocation as a manager/ music guru. Its now a case of sod the beauty salon going bankrupt yet again because there’s a fortune to be made now my bestie is the next Beyoncé. Delusional-tastic!
* Lou is also hawking some new slimming jab (Retratrutide) thats not even on the market yet - its still in clinical trials so should not be For Sale anywhere! Basically it gets made and sold as a “research chemical; not for human consumption” and then repackaged for consumers, therefore its
ILLEGAL!
25.9.25 - according to today's Crapcast Dim Lynne is back on the scene too - skank says she needs her to sort her stuff out. Wonder if DL sees it that way or is she just imagining
"She needs ME after all...."? Now if Dim Lynne was in misconduct hearings and they've finished, wonder if she's been found guilty and will be struck off in November?. Fancy throwing your life away and your long-standing career when the only employment you can find now is being a dogsbody for skank.
Only Grans and Suchlike -
22.9.25 - Not seen this being pushed for a while but her Only Grans is getting a mention with grotesque images of her hideous tattoos
The Browkern Trotters & Uvva Liyfe Fretnin' Injurrys -
18.9.25 - The latest crapcast gives more tedious LIES about how it managed to stab itself in such a critical manner. It appears the "L
ife Changing Nerve and Tendon Cut" wasn't done by curry - it was done by Salter, specifically those irritating little plastic cable ties from all the stuff she grifted from them!
Yes she was in a frenzy of greed opening her large box of grifts from Salter and in her rush to get the cable ties off the items she says she slashed herself with a knife - apparently..............
* Now didn't skank already unpack and display all her new Salter gadgets on Tuesday/Wednesday when she did the grey mince mush in the slow cooker??.
Does that mean skanks been walking round for 2 days with a knife sticking out of her arm and not noticed until late Friday night.
23.9.25 - more absolute BS about
The Stabbed Arm
https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15125153/amp/Katie-Price-bandaged-hospital-weight-loss.html
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-steps-out-bandages-35950120
The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
22.9.25 - The Mail bleating about her weight loss again
Boring old nonsense as usual but they don't seems to be able to differentiate between "Bandages" and "Dressings" on the skank's liyfe-fretnin' wound - what she's put on are DRESSINGS not bandages!
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15121665/Katie-Price-hospital-weight-loss-stitches-removed.html So its basically a back-to-front rehash of the
"Cut wrist and blood tests" nonsense. There was no
"Rushing her into hospital...." either when she stopped off for Mcdonalds en route ffs
* Skank needs to make up her mind too. She has previously claimed her weight loss was due to
'healthy eating and working out in the gym' (LOL) & now claiming she doesn't know why she is losing weight! And having to have your stitches out is hardly that unusual is it DUH?
* Comments are good though
"Well I can vouch she belongs to my gym and I’ve not seen her there in 9 months….so unless she’s joined another whilst still having membership at mine……!"
AND
"Munchausen's Syndrome by Tabloid! Constant attention seeking would be so tiring."
*
* and the Mirror now repeating this bollockfest
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-rushed-hospital-shares-35944010
* then this rubbish https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-goes-totally-naked-35945759
So she was really badly hurt then??
24.9.25 - Heres the Sun having a dig at her - expect another snarky retalliation from the skank!
* There a far more examples of this
Out There. Skank is just a rude and nasty piece of work yet she never gets pulled-up over it
25.9.25 - Closer Mag sticking the boot in (behind a paywall) https://archive.ph/HMQTI
* "P and J very worried about her weight. Constantly embarrassed by her…" (No surprise there then)
* "Kerry K making her eat baked potatoes so she doesn’t pass out on stage Kerry only one who tells her the truth and wants her to heal spiritually" (whatever that means?!)
* "Has to gain 6lbs before she can get anymore surgery"
* "Was flirting up a storm with Nathan from MAFS at Chloe’s 30th, being overly tactile with him..." (think that means touching him up?)
- we already called it about him on here! Solid proof that she's still desperately trying to recruit The One 3699 then?)
Is this Nathan the twat skank travelled up to Newcastle with on the train with Darth? She had probably already decided beforehand Nathan was on her "to do" list and that's why Bong was left at home.
a.
'Has to gain 6 lbs before more surgery', which explains the latest round of bum filler then!
b. As for J&P supposedly being worried about her weight loss, they've both seen her downhill plummet over the years - and remember they were both living at skanks after Christmas so why are they only worried now?.
25.9.25 -At last the media have twigged to her LIES about her
"Cancer fears..... " in that last week she was petrified of cancer and this week its barbecuing itself on a SUNBED!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36826092/katie-prices-slammed-fans-sunbed-cancer-fears/
Next they need to tackle her constant vaping that she also LIES about
* Ooooh heres the Mail dishing a whole load of dirt on the skank. McRapist features in it, Gaffney and Lineker (we heard about the 'favours' she gave them). What else are they alluding to though?
And Bong is still hanging around despite all this??? What a mug!
