* Its Tea Time!!!!
Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "
How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Price Drop 2025
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
* Rebuilding The Empire - A Billionaire in Three Years, woo hoo!!! -
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "
Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"-
#Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "
Ize a singul gal now!"-
*
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*
"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie.
"Rebuilding the Empire" 
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
*
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA
- Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember,
The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
4.4.25 - In the Mail comments someone posted wondering whether she’ll turn up for court in a few days time?. Maybe somethings going down? We can but hope
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
1.4.25 - She should keep her Vibes to herself
Its an OLD photo because now she looks more like Skeletor than He-Man
*
By whom? The RNIB or Specsavers??
4.4.25 - a spot of Moddlin' here, channelling Dick Dastardley again
* and this. Trying to do The Paris Turn in trainers sends it wobbling. And that is the take she posted? Just imagine the one's she rejected of her tripping over, stumbling about, spinning and walking wrong way etc till even the "celebrity" photographer Bong called
"Cut! This is a wrap............ you only stumbled once in this one....no one will notice!"
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3498/3498127-3300301d07fea8008d971c4c24591949.mp4
* And this! Where is the puppy then? No dog, no lead................. nuffink cept MEEEEEEEEE bein' awwwllll seksii, woo hoo!
Theres a nice line of drool in her gob too
6.4.25 - and more Moddlin'. It looks like its stepping over to avoid the dogshit & rubbish on the driveway https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3500/3500194-25e80a2565715d6c4482eec26b53e176.mp4
*The clothing from JYY is simply awful, just cheap & nasty rubbish that skank tries to make out is akin to "Dessiner stuff". Its impossible to view these naff videos without wondering how those matchstick legs don't snap as she stumbles about all over the place like an old wino in an alleyway, but with the sparse, dyed black hair, legs thinner than her arms and a skeleton's sunken, raddled face, she looks like the bagheads that stumble around any town centre.
7.4.25 - Another old photo - she had normal-ish ears back then
The rest if it was still abnormal though
* Yet heres the full, unfiltered HORROR, the grim reality of it!
Wiping the shit with all other fairies you see!
8.4.25 - https://www.countypress.co.uk/news/25071968.katie-price-accidentally-photobombs-isle-wight-seaside-school-photo/
Luckily she was in "Chav Mode" rather than Bein' Awwwllll Seksi!
Price Drop 2025-
31.3.25 - they had an Ask Us Anything - heres a couple of their replies for you
4.4.25 - they're slaughtering Bong now with this clip of a rather tedious interview, most hilarious because they can't even remember his name then call him a "Weirdo"! (Well he has to be eh?)
The bloke says he's a
"Proper beg......", one who tried to land any number of girls with his winning messages dropped into their inboxes, yet the only response he got was from skanky & hence how he's stuck with it!!! There is no escape until skanky has found a replacement
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3496/3496150-3e9f012efb9054f68d20e2e61e953a15.mp4
* The best bit is that neither of them can remember his actual name which means he obviously made a huge impact on absolutely nobody and the fact that Skanky was an Absolute Last Resort for Bongo is just too funny
I LOVE IT! Do you love it?
I bloody hope she sees this clip.... she'll go nuclear
OI OI SKANKY...BONG AKA
'THE ONE 3698' HAS MESSAGED EVERYONE WITH A PULSE THAT HAS EVER APPEARED FOR A FEW SECONDS ON ANY TV SHOW & YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT TOOK THE BAIT
8.4.25 - https://www.instagram.com/price.drop2025/p/DIMvHDcCA5d/ CBD Gate!
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
1.4.25 - No its not an April Fool's joke; She
really thinks she can sing!
OMG!
Not for those of a nervous disposition
#katieprice #thisisme #Panto2025
7.4.25 - it's singing again!
https://tattle.life/attachments/3500673/ And she really thinks she sounds good too
Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
8.4.25 - Apparently theres another public examination scheduled this morning - whats the betting its cancelled? She'll be "too exhausted...." of course and thus the entire fiasco grinds ever onwards
* Heres hoping the judge does disclose the reasons and what skank has had to surrender to as that might stop the smug cow in it's tracks if the reasons are made public - then she can't call it lies from the press.
* The case is listed as the second bankruptcy therefore its HMRC
Rebuilding The Empire - A Billionaire in Three Years, woo hoo!!! -
30.3.25 - Here we go again with her splendid business acumen. https://www.thesun.ie/tv/14966358/katie-price-gig-drag-race-cleared-bankruptcy-vowing-millions/
"Money making moves'.... Oh, FGS....
"Now, as part of a trove of new money-making moves, Katie has announced she's teaming up with RuPaul's Drag Race fan fave Anetra as part of her world tour for one extravaganza of a night.
Taking centre stage on a poster, which Katie shared on Instagram, the model and gay icon was confirmed to be a special co-host for Anetra's show in London in May." Gay icon????? Well I suppose she is with DL.................
Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
2.4.25 - Back to the old Shitty Shack, heres the Mail now with her tale of woe and how she was absolutely NOT evicted! Nobody believes her rubbish though. https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14558519/Katie-Price-reveals-felt-forced-leave-Mucky-Mansion-landed-800K-fly-tipping-bill.html
Photo 1, taken in 2019 when supposed "scamming" took place. Note the presence of PFP's work trucks because he and the WWoW were living in that camper van on-site for some time, so it makes perfect sense he'd sling all that rubbish about on the premises rather than waste money on paying to dump it at the tip, after all it would be
Someone Else's Problem soon enough.
and 2024 when the bailiffs booted her OUT!
Chatters (the alleged Fly-tipper) had been living in Turkey for a couple of years before he was jailed for 4 years in 2023 in France for drug smuggling, so he could not have been responsible for the majority of all the crap on her land. Best ask PFP about all that then, ie. fly tippers don't neatly stack piles of wood, new/old fence panels, fencing posts - they only dump garden waste and broken fencing and aggregate then flee quickly!.
* She probably allowed this because they all knew she was going to be evicted so wanted to create problems for the mortgage company or new owners. No way would it cost £800,000 to remove that crap, a few skips would do it. (More like that estimate was to replace the broken septic system and remove the contaminated soil from the gardens along with all this junk). PLUS, fly tippers would not dump stuff that close to the house, they would do it at the edge of the property where there was less chance of being caught doing it and they have a better chance to disappear into the night without the chance of being spotted!
* Skank does have form with just chucking stuff out like this becuse when she was married to Kieran and he was putting in a new kitchen for her she just chucked the old one outside and he commented on it in one of their shows. Remember also the row of smashed, broken & stained sofas that used to line the driveway or the famous "Mrs Woods" suitcase standing proud amngst the debris, plus look at all the toys she just had chucked out in the garden! The Hospice charity could have sold those(and she is of course such a generous supporter of the charity already, but of course it never occurred to skank to donate them - just hurl them outside! . She's a disgusting pig that wrecks everywhere she goes.
5.4.25 - just look at the rubbish on the Rancid Rental's driveway where she does her Moddlin'!
It must be those fly tippers catching up with her again......................
Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
30.3.25 - What is he up to and more to the point what was Essex Boy doing down there not far from the old Shitty Skank near 'Orsham? Wonder if Daddy Woods was the Mystery Buyer because that would REALLY piss skanky off!!!
"Destroying goals with ease.........................." Now just who has been banging-on about their "Goals" recently then?
Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
31.3.25 - theres no stopping him now he thinks he's a Top Moddle, posing here on the mean streets of 'Aywards 'Eef! Ahh well, back in the day he was an international jet setter..... the MGM Grand, yachts & silver sand beaches - and now? Pantos in the arse end of nowhere and posing badly outside Zizzi in a turd coloured tracksuit. Living the dream eh Bong??
Yeah righty-ho Bong - you standing on a random street corner dressed in a shit-brown ensemblé doth not make thee "a moddle" any more than it does the skank
* Here they are! The Supa-Moddle Powwaa Cupple!
1.4.25 - Supa-Moddlin' again, handbag centre stage
*
Two of her Victims here
4.4.25 - So everyone was wondering exactly what there is for Bong within this weird "relationship" with skanky as The One #3698. The answer became apparent in a Jemma Lucy crapcast when to begin with nobody could remember the name of this "
Proper beg......." who is also
"Weird................", the same bloke who messaged maybe hundreds of other so-called Celeb females looking for a Chance at Celebdom, and the only "bite" he got was a gummy one from the skank itself!!! (see Price.Dropped 2025)
* Well he's been revealed as a desperate, fame-hungry beg for which the 15 minutes of fame being with skank is enough to keep Bong boy hanging around being her dogsbody, Gimpboy, person of ridicule, fake boyfriend, him chauffeuring skank around up and down the country, sitting in salons waiting until skank gets her mutilated walking corpse pampered and all until one of them finds a Noo Egg (however long that takes)
The saddos deserve each other but lets be honest here - Skanky was doing exactly the same thing as he was and no bugger wanted her either
* Oh dear! The Sun have pounced on this! The humiliation of it all!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/34265506/jj-slater-desperate-for-celeb-girlfriend-before-katie-price/
"DESPERATE..........." , oh what will the happy couple stage today in light of this? Maybe they will stage some photos holding hands, looking in love instead of looking like they have just had a huge argument
Beggy Weirdo Bong will nevertheless drive his ‘celeb’ girlfriend to her next film job and then to panto tomorrow, or perhaps he might even be allowed to feature in the YTs she is making over the next 2 days which will hopefully be like her How To Get married in 'Aywerd 'Eef, or her new house rental tour she’s been promising from when she moved in.
6.4.25 -
GODS CHILD indeed!
Next time your having a little prayer bong boy, ask GOD if he's taking the piss out of you because he's certainly taking the piss over in the Looks, Intelligence, Sexual organ & Business acumen and he has certainly fucked you over in the relationship department lumbering you with skank.
So you have to ask yourself are you really FULLY BLESSED or just totally cursed?.
* Thats more like it!
Clan Grifter Gossip -
2.4.25 - so the old hag AFP is back to "termlnal" again then? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-posts-rare-photo-34972681
Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)-
# Ouch!! -
31.3.25 - There are many comments on the articles featuring her griping about not spending Mother's Day
"Wiv awwwlll me kidz", mostly pointing out that she actually has NONE of them anyway - along with ones like this
"And now she has to wear an alcohol tag 48 hours before any supervised visits to prove she isn't drunk........"
Proof to be seen on previous wiki pages of her trying to disguise the monitor under big socks and boots
4.3.25 - Kim Woodburn https://twitter.com/i/status/1907519499101729198
* Someone posted these (awful) podcast pics of Skank to X and one of the people replying asks Grok AI (X's artificial intelligence tool, similar to Google Gemini and ChatGBT) who she is... Grok's reply is absolute pure gold!!!
Basically, Skanks mug is so hideous and
"exaggerated" that it has managed to confuse & completely baffle one of the world's most powerful artificial intelligence tools!!!
6.4.25 - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3499/3499246-98895e3bf50156044caccd40f7cb1b63.mp4
They have captured the very essence of skank! Love the bin-liner dress and bog-roll handbag!
* Panto comments
8.4.25 - Comment on FB about Skank & Bongo's torrid romance-. she most definitely hasn't recaptured the 'public interest' of the Katie & Peter years with this plonker
'I would rather be stuck in a fart than in a relationship like this'
*
Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
6.4.25 - Noo Egg Alert!!https://www.thesun.ie/tv/15002651/hollyoaks-aedan-duckworth-comeback-film-katie-price/
He's in Jackie the Stripper. Nice bod, only 24 years old. Left Hollyoaks under mysterious circumstances so possibly a bit dodgy.... oh, and from that photo, he has a willy as well..... He'll maKe a great The One #3699
"But after two years in the E4 soap, Aedan was suddenly replaced by Gabriel Clark, who took over the role.
Aedan disappeared from the spotlight but has, however, now secured a brand new acting job - and has found himself on set with former glamour model Katie. The soap star's comeback will see him in the upcoming movie Jackie The Stripper."
* Most he will give her is a mercy shag behind the bins ... and that's unlikely considering he is going to see her unfiltered in daylight ... its a challenging wank as they say
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!"-
1.4.25 - https://www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/66507/1/katie-price-interview-diesel-campaign-glenn-martens?utm_source=Link&utm_medium=Link&utm_campaign=RSSFeed&utm_term=katie-price-it-s-only-taken-me-30-years-to-do-a-high-fashion-shoot
Well it is April Fool's Day
This will please all the other magazines she's done shoots for.... They obviously weren't 'high fashion' enough.... Oh, hang on. Could this be the reason...?
"Price has historically been shunned by the fashion world, despite being one of the most in-demand models and highest earning reality star in the UK circa the mid 00s.
https://www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/66507/1/katie-price-interview-diesel-campaign-glenn-martens?utm_source=Link&utm_medium=Link&utm_campaign=RSSFeed&utm_term=katie-price-it-s-only-taken-me-30-years-to-do-a-high-fashion-shoot And it calls this hilarious pastiche
"High fashion" eh?
Oh why does she even bother acting self-deprecating? It doesn't suit her or ring true either.
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-aka-jordan-looks-246061 - so this wasn't a "posh" magazine shoot and that laughable Diesel thing is?
and this
* In this rubbish they also asked if Bong was there to model and he said,
‘No no, I’m just here to support Kate!’ but they said he had a good look for it so he was recruited. Skank adds
"He was going on about how he couldn’t do it so I just told him to shut up and put the clothes on and he loved it" The result being he now thinks he's a Supa-Moddle anawl........ But, but, she has said otherwise in many in podcast interviews,
JJ doesn't come to work with her.......
* The bit where she talks about the dinner party with Boris Johnson et all....... she doesn't say what happened though but probably was too pissed and/or high to remember
Its easier to ignore anything Skank says about the Lebedev party (as we normally do
) but this is from a political source, (similar from other sources) as to
What Really Happened at that party where its quoted as Skank being hired/"invited" to spice things up but she acted like the twat she always is when drinking, she quickly became a major ‘problem’ and was swiftly removed….. Nothing new there then
"In October 2016, Boris Johnson, the recently-appointed foreign secretary, left Whitehall behind to fly to Italy for a private weekend break. He was invited to the luxurious Umbrian villa of his wealthy friend, Evgeny Lebedev – the Russian owner of London’s Evening Standard newspaper. It was not the first time Boris had been to the secluded Palazzo Terranova in the hills near Perugia.
During his stint as London’s mayor, Boris had been to the 17th-century villa four times as Lebedev’s guest, using his friend’s private jet to fly there and back to London. (His now estranged
wife, Marina Wheeler, sometimes accompanied him).
Boris’s host, the son of a wealthy Russian oligarch and former KGB agent, is regarded as a ringmaster of lavish, “outrageous” gatherings which attract the elite of Britain’s stage, screen, and politics. Some of those who have experienced what one guest called Lebedev’s “full Italian experience” have told openDemocracy that “Nothing is off the menu from the moment you are greeted to the moment you leave. A quiet English country house retreat it is not.”
Friends also say that Evgeny enjoys throwing “social hand grenades into his gatherings” to spice up the party atmosphere.
On this occasion, Boris declined the offer of the private jet, and flew to Pisa airport in Italy on Easyjet. He also opted to leave his close-protection officers from the Metropolitan Police behind in the UK.
Among the weekend guests at the villa was the glamour model Katie Price. She took advantage of the free-flowing champagne on the private jet from London and the pure Russian vodka on offer to guests before dinner. Lebedev, according to associates, likes his guests to dress glamorously for dinner and to make a formal toast at the table. Seated by their host next to Boris, Price rose to make her contribution. She called Lebedev “You Guv”, announced that “Champagne and Pricey don’t mix,” and then lifted her top to expose her breasts, turning to face the foreign secretary as she did so.
Although Lebedev’s parties have a reputation for excess, there was concern among some guests – the party also included the actress Joan Collins, pop star Pixie Lott, Johnson’s brother Leo and Marina Wheeler – that Price’s antics would eventually appear in the pages of a red-top newspaper. Britain’s foreign secretary had just put himself in an extremely embarrassing situation, and had put at risk the one asset the Foreign and Commonwealth Office values above all else: control. “This is a hand grenade too far,” Joan Collins reportedly said.
One of Lebedev’s four-strong team of armed personal bodyguards, headed by an ex-SAS soldier, escorted Price from the dinner table. She was not seen again over the weekend." Booted out then for being a drunken asshole again
* More hilarious nonsense from it:-
"No no, not at all, I’ve got enough experience now to just be myself. I know how to move, I know how to follow the camera, they just give me the bag or whatever and I just naturally move..................................
"Yeah, forever. I’m into comfort but I like things to be different. I’m very creative and used to make loads of my own clothes. There was a bead shop in London and they used to have loads of Swarovski crystals, and I’d go buy packets and packets of them and customise my clothes with them. I like colourful stuff. But bikinis, I feel like a range is well overdue. I did a line with Asda a long time ago and they sold so well, but I ended up not being with the manager in the end and Pete [Andre, Katie’s ex-husband] kept the contract. But that was then and this is now." Pete gets a mention of course, oh and he stole The Contract too
* https://www.moreradio.online/news-post/huge-bronze-statue-set-to-honour-brighton-icons-katie-price-and-simon-cowell-atop-i360-tower Hopefully this is another April Fool's joke
2.4.25 - its reposting all this old flim-flam now, trouble is though she needs a functioning brain to start with in order to re-wire it!
None of that applies to skanky because she will not listen to nor heed anybody telling MEEEE anything, but she'll keep manifesting anyway
4.4.25 - More of this nonsense -
'Filming" indeed! Bong's got his phone out again then eh or is this the multi-million pound blockbuster she reckons she's starring in??
* Deflection is still in full operation for here it is is showing what a Good Egg she actually is.
The truth is more like skank paid for the loaf to shift the queue along so she didn't have to wait around whilst it was sorted out. But hang on a moment & hold fire!! - this clip is taken from the Waitrose walkabout (during which NOBODY acknowledged her magnanimous presence) that she posted a couple of weeks back when she & DL when shopping for cake tins. What she's done is cropped the video down to show only this moment of
"True altruism and philanthropy" and then reposted it to her social media to show how lovely she really is!
* Did that child (or her parents) give any form of consent for her to be unceremoniously splashed across Skeletor's socials?? How embarrassing for the poor kid!
For the love of all that is holy, have some humility skank
So what, you purchased a loaf of bread (because you couldn't be arsed to wait in line I might add) What's next..? A multimillion pound donation to UNICEF??
* There have been plenty of other examples of it in fierce deflection mode recently though, ie.
Skinny....show lots and lots of food, including biscuits & junk food, along with some healthy food cooked by AFP/PFP
Greyhound story and list of pets dying... "I've had Captain 4 years!"
JJ on the beg and only wants her for fame.... out comes an old post of wedding dresses
* Skanks been on full deflection mode these last few days, "Look at me i'm working hard in panto..... look at me i'm visiting my poor sick mummy......look at me what a responsible pet owner i am........."
Question,,, what's going on that skanks trying to desperately to hide?,
Its pretty suspicious to see the full-on Rookie and Captain posts h that get one pondering where is Batman? (The other dog skank got around the same time as Captain).
Something is going on in skankyland she's trying to keep a lid on it, indeed it makes one wonder what it could be this time round?.
5.4.25 - The starring film role. More like a five minute appearance that ends up on the cutting room floor anyway - but "
Old school Jackie" indeed
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt36119712/ Plenty of Egging Opportunities in there though so Bong might get the elbow soon enough
Ancient photograph as well
6.4.25 - Posting a bunch of photos of MEEEEE just for a change.
A - Fresh out the bath with her wig on
B - Shopping….consisting of cakes and more cakes, so is H on his way
C - The only people who like your hair like this are the
and the likes of Naked Rodney
D- Yes keep that look. Shockingly you look even worse than with the black hair. Is mixing the look of a showroom dummy with the appearance of an extra from a zombie film a thing now?
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-shock-new-career-35003575This rubbish film rôle.
Skank's big Hollywood blockbuster movie part looks like it consisted of 1 day and a couple of hours filming on-set so maybe 1-2 scenes and a few lines (she likes those
) Actually this crappy film will pan-out the same way Sharknando did (that being her other
starring rôle), and please note that she's been sporting that
'Unrecogisable' look for weeks now so DUH!!...
8.4.25 - Here it is on it's sm's harping-on about Celeb Big Brother that begins tonight nd how she
"Can't believe I WON THAT!!"
Nobody cares skanky because you are irrelevant...............
* Her comment recently was
- 'Big Brother? - been there, done that, won that, so not interested!' What she really means is that it's family of enablers can't afford to have their votes constantly on 'redial' to ensure she wins and besides, ITV don't want her back but skank should never have been allowed on that show to start with - it was FIXED! No danger of that ever happening again though since she is Persona Non Grata at ITV these days, to the degree she has even been effectively wiped from the annals of that shitheap Loose Wimmin
The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
31.3.25 - They're on the defence on her FB page
1.4.25 - and another one of the Braindeads chimes in, but this one gets shot down in flames!!
6.4.25 -
So this prat didn't even PAY for a ticket!
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-shock-new-career-35003575
"Katie Price's shock new career move as fans are startled by 'unrecognisable' new look"
The Braindeads think this is skank's Noo Loook do they? Dont they realise that this is her "costume" for her 5-seconds-flat rôle in this shite film and that she'll be back in her usual cheap & nasty JYY before the director has even shouted
"Cut!" at her?. Morons...............
7.4.25 - #1 Braindead aka Bunnyboiler is still there sniping at Pete. Did it ever occur to the Plods who was actually stalking the bloke because this one seems a good choice of candidate??
8.4.25 -
You woz robbed mate!
* Even celeb Braindeads are suddenly realising what a shitbag she is hawking this cbd muck based on more LIES involving a small child!
"Amazing mum............." though
Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
2.4.25 - Remember this?
See this then!
"Withdrawn due to lack of sales"!
4.4.25 - Moddlin' the JYY Sack 'o Shite Fashuns again. There are no words...............................
All thoroughly AWFUL clothing worn by a totally inept, useless Moddle, however someone appears to have cocked-up the prices on these ghastly garments
* Straight out of the packing carton and straight onto Skeletor - did it ever occur to her to iron these dishcloths first?
She grows more like The Mad Cat Lady very day
5.4.25 - Flogging the CBD to death everywhere https://www.facebook.com/reel/985341806641866 Checking with her Big X/Twitter Comeback post on 24 March. Followers = 1.7 million. 84 thousand views on that post. 305 likes.
One might wonder why she was bothering and now its obvious that it's trying to flog the SupremeCBD stuff on there too, so it can't be doing all that well on her IG seeing as she's now pushing it on her FB and X as well. So with all those millions of
fake followers she has across her sm's these idiots who are trying to increase their sales by using her are learning their lesson the hard way that using skank for promos is like pissing into a hurricane
What a shame!
* the Rejuven8 has made a reappearance today. Her standing in the kitchen over the sink so she can spit it straight in when Bong moves the camera away from her momentarily, having spilt most of it over the worktop already for DL to clear up later. She reckons she's packed her supply of this muck to take with her for the next few panto dates.......
yuh of course she has
7.4.25 - Heres the Top Fashun Moddle posing in the tatty back garden this time - she really knows how to "sell" garment eh?
"It's Hammer time!" & you certainly wouldn't want to touch this thing
8.4.25 - She's also pushing "libido boosting supplements" via that CBD lot so she's truly found her true depths in Life now with flogging that willy-booster stuff, sex toys and Only Grans, alongside those porn pictures recently unearthed online
* Reposting this on X now, claims that CBD cured a brain tumour along with every other ailment imaginable!!!
* Oh dear! The shit really has hit the fan for this bunch of shysters
Thats what happens when you use skanky innit? Her suddenly posting on X now on a daily basis shows she's needing new
victims markets to sell her shit to now as obviously IG, TT and FB are not generating enough coin for her needs.
* Skank is still pushing this stuff!!
but theres some back-tracking from Mr CBD now
Thus the back peddling begins. Well they’re going to have to peddle bloody fast to get out of this shit storm.
However, Anthony Fowler is desperately trying to throw skank under the bus now, first by claiming it was skanks #ad that wasn't clear, sorry conman even though skank did these #ads in the presence of your partner and mother of your 2 year old. In that case why didn't she correct skank at the time?? No him, his wife & skank knew exactly what they were aiming for, ie.
MAKE SOME QUICK MONEY USING SKANK TO SCAM THE VULNERABLE AND GULLIBLE.
*and this dated 6th April 2025 - allowing H to eat them like Haribos!
Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
2.4.25 - Churning out rubbish on it's sm's as usual, lots of food pictures on SC and each one with her vape in hand at all times. Wonder what AFP thinks of her vaping around her with her knackered lungs!? I bet Skank reminds her, in between puffs, that she wouldn't have got that noo lung if it wasn't for MEEEEE
3.4.25 -
This week's bollockfest. Nothing new in it since its Awwwlllll Abbaaaahhhhtttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE anyway!
This garbage is titled "Panto Princess" 26 mins including ads, it's getting shorter & more boring each week!
* Edna very ill, skank had a choice who to record the crapcast with JJ, AFP, PFP or Dan
(scintillating stuff eh?)
* Panto - she doesn't even know Amanda Henderson's surname, calls her Harrison - says she is sharing the role cos she has to come back and see the kids.
* She missed 2 days of tech (on stage/lighting/dress rehearsal) so her first show was to the audience but she still fucked up her lines, she actually said to the audience that she's forgotten her lines! She excused herself saying
"It's my first show!' but she forgot the words to her singing bits, so she sang
"I forgot the words". Said she was fine in the evening Adult show.
* Next show is Saturday. Clan Grifter are going in numbers, Edna, Dan & family, AFP & PFP.
* Talking about Bobby Davro...KP thinks he's so funny, Edna says she's never heard of him. Skank reckons he keeps forgetting his lines too (apparently he had a stroke a while back so his memory may well be hazy at times but he is talented enough to ad lib - skank ain't!).
* You can hear Olive gurgling away, she seems to be in every pod these days.
Why??
* In the Panto (adult) "Y
ou're not allowed to be pornographic" skank says, no sex, (OK e
xplain that graphic act she did on curtain down then) Skank was in her element, she told BD to
"Fuck off you old has been!" so he said back to her,
"You can fucking talk, the amount of dicks you've had, your fanny is like Mary Poppins", so she retorts with "Ye
ah there's lots of prizes in my handbag" (Think that's what she said) then says
"How's your button mushroom dick?" There was a script but clearly those two werejust making it up with their filthy banter. Then she boasts that BD can't believe that shecomes back at him with this talk, she reckons no one ever done it before
* IOW.... she can't leave the dog at home (Rookie) cos she's training him,(that'll be a first. AFP didn't want her to bring the dog, so skank, Bong and the dog stayed at a hotel (Luccombe Manor)where they were having breakfast yesterday. They had a 3 bed apartment at the hotel, what's the betting it wasn't left very tidy. Rookie was well behaved.
* Skank is doing all the talking as Edna is so ill (Flu) 'Arry having to stay home to look after Olive. Skank takes the piss saying Enda and 'Arry are couple goals (in a stupid voice).
* Princess loves her clothes so skank went in a clothes shop in IOW & bought her something from there and has bought stuff for MEEEEEEE too - no expense spared now she is not bankrupt....
* Edna asks her how Junior & Princess are. Skank says although they live with her they are going away soon. Junior been working night stuff, Jasmine been working, she hasn't seen much of them, because she's been doing panto.
* MAFS....of course she is "obsessed" with it. She's been watching the R Kelly series. She loved his music, she was fixated on the series.
* Edna asks her "What about P Diddy then?" Skank announcces she is going to watch something on him & now they're waffling-on talking about Justin Bieber because she's following him now. She says his tongue looked fucked, his eyes looked sad and dead.
"This industry....." she sighs,(including herself in it although Beiber is in quite a different league to this talent free trollop,) Then it adds
"It doesn't matter how successful you are, you can have everything, but it doesn't make you happy. "
* Wise owl Edna adds
"This is why I said to you, you've got to be happy first."
* "I'm not in any of my bankruptcies anymore, they are completely done" it brags. SFP goes mmmmm.
"But we might have some interesting news, probably in a couple of months, me & Soph........ if this works there's an answer for us all....." (More Cryptic shit)
* Edna replies
"Oh you are funny!" (about as funny as Denge Fever in reality)
* Today she is going back home to 'Aywerds 'Eef cos she sees all the kids this week before going back up to panto. Tomorrow is another trashy JYY shoot, then she's going to Bong's nan's tonight for dinner - they go on Wednesday's.
* She's not looking forward to the family watching her perform in panto though.
* No life advice again. That seems to have died a death fortunately
* Dog training, Rookie has had his injections, including a pond one so he can go in water. He sits, spins, gives paw, lies down, rolls over, waits, gets his ball - such an amazing dog! He goes everywhere with MEEEE now he's he's house trained & it's a pleasure to have a dog that listens.
* Out for a bit of sympathy now - she misses Blade so much. She insists she is teaching Rookie herself. Such a good breed. He does chew loads, he sleeps in the room with her at night, he chewed her Christian Dior shoe. JJ is the only one who tells him off. She picks his poo up (The dog's not Bong's) with the poo bag because she's not too posh to pick up shit.
(No she collects it on her belly instead )
* She's appearing in her film on Friday, Says she is Jackie the Stripper, they told her she needs to bring over underwear, she texted over and said
"What? Have I got to do it in my underwear?" They said no, "
It's just if you are comfortable and need clothes"
* Skank sez she's not ready for that, nevertheless she still doesn't know what this garbage film is called & even Edna doesn't know either.
* She's going to film panto behind-the-scenes for You tube exciting stuff like her getting ready, her script. Truly exciting stuff for us to watch.
Anyway, that's it for another enthralling week in the life of skanky
Lies, Lies and More Lies -
1.4.25 - https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14558519/Katie-Price-reveals-felt-forced-leave-Mucky-Mansion-landed-800K-fly-tipping-bill.html
Out with this old chestnut AGAIN, banging-on about how she
"Wasn't evicted" from the Shitty Shack but instead SHE "
Chose to leave voluntarily....".
So what's this then? A fan letter from Bunny Boiler?
Why do the media NEVER pull her up on this bullshit eh???
* Initially she said the police told her she must leave straight away because
"Someone was out to get MEEEE....." , someone had thrown acid over the PINK Monstrosity, yet its funny how it was just that car and at the MM since there have been no further attempts at anything else at the rancid rental in Hayward's Heath. Strange that eh?
* In a post on Instagram, she wrote:
"Due to acid attack on my car at my house I've now been advised by authorities not to stay at Mucky Mansion anymore."
* So which was it? The police telling her to leave or was it the mortgage company with their eviction notice on the gate who were
"Rushing her out"? Maybe it was the fact she decided to not pay the mortgage or perhaps it was Andrew Chatters and his fly tipping operations, or then again possibly it was her deciding to not bovva geting the septic system fixed/replaced? There again it could well have been all those ghosts targeting MEEEE in combo with The Ex Husband Squad, F4J, plus all the Saaarrrrffff Affrikkans & Mexican Bandits skulking about the place trying to get at MEEEEE. Everyone else's fault as per usual but not skanky's naturally..........
5.4.25 - some more LIES about
"Co-parenting with Pete" this time. https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14998180/katie-price-rare-update-coparenting-princess-junior-peter-andre/
"
She added: “You go over to your sister...... been married three times, five kids, different dads... and then look at them [referring to Sophie’s family] – they cook together, go on little trips, they've got their perfect little family unit. You wouldn’t think we’re from the same family!” So she does realise she's a slag then??
7.4.25 - So it seems her "official wiki" is still pushing the LIES about her twarmatik wape hordeel in dat Saaarrrrffff Afffrikka
FFS they need to see this wiki if the want to read The Truth about this vile specimen!
"Suicide" my fucking arse!!!!
7.4.25 -
"Ize will nevva do porn!!!" A little bit of investigation on the internet has proven this to be an absolute LIE along with so much else that escapes her gob. There amongst slutty photos of Koketona was a link to Katie Price in the comments which when clicked on it asked to confirm over 18 and said X rated content.
SKANK is doing porn pics despite her claims to the contrary! It starts off with old pap pics of Skank, scrolling down you get older Jordan pics with knickers on but legs spread, then the starkers Playboy shots ... then the recent stuff appears. I saw one and clicked off, its recent and very graphic - on her back, legs spread - totally naked - the angle is as if the photographer was lying between her legs - the focal point of the shot is her cavernous minge and there is NO DOUBT that ts 100% her with no AI involved at all. Its nasty
She never did this filth at the start, she must be absolutely DESPERATE for cash to do that. Its NOT the Fapello site either because this pic is a whole other level of vile (just like her)
Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" -
* Dear God! There no depths she won't trawl in pursuit of COIN! Here it is actively promoting the CBD again using this as an example - dosing up a 2 year old child, but there again she gives the stuff to H by the jarfull despite all his other proper medications therefore this is no big shock. Nor should we be surprised to discover that this other woman is actually the partner of the CBD owner!!! Their daughter has a condition called LCH - he said it wasn’t cancerous - her tumour can be treated with chemo which he refused at the time and instead he says it shrunk with his CBD alongside other things like organic diet, raw milk, bone broth, no Wi-Fi in the house etc. Neither are very forthcoming in correcting people to the fact it wasn’t a cancerous tumour!. This dodgy bloke is also on a mission to ‘cure‘ his sons autism and recently claimed autism was connected to not being breastfed!!
. He’s a dangerous tin foil hatter. His insta ramblings are ridiculous and very dangerous
* This bloke fronting the supremecbd responds to doubters re shrinking tumours by adding a list of others things they also did
alongside the cbd which contributed to the miracle recovery, so surely in that case what they are saying on these ads is
fraudulent and false because they only mention the cbd oil and nothing else as the Miracle Cure making the whole campaign a LIE - in which they chose the perfect candidate to flog it for them
*
Come on you tabloids - report on this instead of the usual bullshit!!!
* And what an idiot going on about how you can take CBD through Customs as it's "Natural"! There are loads of countries it's illegal in, besides whch Cocaine is a natural product but that doesn't mean it's good for you nor LEGAL.
* Incidentally, GoSH have declined to support giving CBD to children so what does that tell you?
* Just take a look at this comment that has appeared on this - interesting eh? Another
"keyboard warrior" no doubt
* and she's an expert in prescribing it too
Actually the replies are altogether too literate for skanky so possibly they are to be directly from Supreme CBD head office using skanky's log-in name.
Those Braindeads eh?? She is encouraging the Braindeads into claiming stuff like this!! It cures brain cancer, FFS!!
Its all utter bollox of course but sadly those idiots who follow her believe crap like this and accordingly if you call out this Tumour Lie then you are a ‘
keyboard warrior‘ And Skank is funny with her replies??? (it’s not her you thick twats)
5.4.25 -
She's still posting this dangerous claptrap even though A Twoll fired a broadside at the thing!
7.4.25 - heres a new one - its now endorsing libido boosting stuff from her chum at supremecbd!!!
Well FFS, one look at skank would destroy any bloke's boner- except Naked Rodney and Dave maybe
8.4.25 - its exploded on Twatter, FB and all the rest she's been hawking this shite on - people don't like her LIES itt seems!
* and now someone at panto has nicked her CBD anawl!!
She thinks she's being clever here hinting it was puppy Rookie who stole her CBD when it was
her who dosed up Rolo the puppy with the stuff, the little mite who died crushed in a reclining chair where he had sought sanctuary from HER
Skank thinks she's being clever here, the bitch.
*
* and again defending herself, shreiking that she doesn't tell LIES!
The pair of 'em are squirming
The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families -
* She'll be pleased to be acknowledged as a
"Close friend" of the skank in the article concerning their "ownership" of that poor racing greyhound.
Thats a bit of a euphanism there dontcha think??
"Close fwend........"
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
31.3.25 - Just look at the hideous scarred mess that it is in close-up
No amount of weapons-grade filters, tonnages of make-up nor anything else can disguise it, nor can dem Tombstone Turkey Teef deflect from it!!!
1.4.25 - Closer mag - The headlines are getting more and more dramatic!!!!
"Katie Price's family crippled with concern as she risks going blind in bid for perfection" .
Nobody else actually
cares though but clearly Clan Grifter don't "care" enough either to stop the thing careering off on it's self-destruction trajectory. https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-surgery-droopy-eye/
In any case she's had the wonky eyes for a long time so its nothing to do with the recent butchery, but she was supposed to be
"SO HAPPY" with her face now that she didn't need anything else done. That didn't last long did it?
* and what exactly do they mean by
"Surgery Hell"? She loves it FGS!
"
A source (Edna) tells Closer, ‘Katie's face is causing her grief at the moment. She's had it pulled too tight this time and it's resulted in a droopy eye and a bit of a squint.
* ‘She's had her face done so many times now that loved ones are worrying she's at risk of permanent nerve damage.’
She's had her face done so often that even AFP struggles to recognise that wizened old crone in front of her, indeed she thought she was looking in a mirror quite a few times (AFP is over seventy years old)
7.4.25 - just look where her hairline has retreated to! She's a Spamhead!
As you ask skanky, the sound check is atrocious as expected
* Another of her sycophantic grovellers, Closer magazine. Or maybe not judging by the terrible photo they chose to feature on their front cover
and inside
They've pretty much shown the full horror of it, especially the one with her precious vape rammed in her gob, chugging away like Thomas the Tank Engine
8.4.25 - and another lip tint jobbie for the thing - all done whilst it screeches at H
Is this more reposted rubbish though?
The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
31.3.25 - Remember Keiron got accused of distributing That Photo
? In the Mail today it says Kieran has been "
cleared of sending a photo of someone......." Wonder who that was then?
*
She'll have to figure out another method to persecute him now, however heres how to say it was skank who complained without actually naming the cunt. Dim Lynne must be fretting about what stunt to try to pull next considering all the stuff they've already attempted unsuccessfully, such as
. PDF file
. Guns
. Revenge porn
. Implied DV in court. Theres not much more mud left for her to throw at him really.
* https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14554461/Katie-Prices-ex-cleared-police-sharing-explicit-image-woman.html
"Penticost had her own legal dispute with Price after taking out a restraining order against the former Loose Woman star following a school playground row in 2019." Heres how to say it was skank without actually saying it was skank.
*The comments though...........
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
4.4.25 -
No of course not! Heres the vape-addicted, ozempic-stabbing boozehound, the coke-head who pops CBD like Haribo Starmix!
Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
30.4.25 - FFS what next????
Racing greyhounds now - Looks like she and Lynne Rickwood the Bent Social Worker are involved (
Owner Mr B W Firkins,mr D S Lawrence,
miss K Price,miss L A Rickwood)
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31304211/clueless-cruel-katie-price-slammed-racing-dog-block-comments/
This poor creature is run virtually EVERY WEEK but TKU to the Sun for highlighting this abomination
* PD say that this is in name only, just for publicity when the dog runs. She has no financial stake in the animal.
Greyhounds cost hundreds of pounds a month to take care of in kennels, all money she'd rather spend on MEEEEEEEEEEEEE anyway, so skank put her name to the syndicate in return for payout if the dog wins/promo appearances etc . Another poor little dog living a life of misery through her
4.4.25 -
"And he's still not dead............................" Funny though because not so long ago she was trying to SELL HIM!
8.4.25 - Daily Star now - they've enlisted a psychic as regards Cruella de Skank's reputation as an ANIMAL KILLER - what absolute crap though
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-pet-psychic-shares-sad-35013557
"According to pet psychic, she said:
"
She would be very interesting to do a reading for. I'd like to ask her if she can communicate with the animals when she's riding and where her mind goes." (what mind?) Oh FGS she doesn’t need encouragin though because this will be the next bollocks she spews out, that she has psychic abilities with animals as well as her talking candle and the MM ghosts.
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
Hmmm so who is it then who has just done two sold-out nights at Madison Square Gardens NYC? - not a one-night stand in a tinpot regional theatre in front of a tiny cut-price audience?
Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
30.3.25 - rocking-it at rehearsals
* First performance and here it is onstage clinging onto its bloody script and stage directions in it's gnarled hand! Still not learnt the script then eh skank?
Its the world's ugliest, scribbly-tattooed & singularly talentless dollop of a Fairy!
*
So not only reading her lines from the paper but looks like Anton Arsehat has had someone draw skank a little picture of where she's supposed to be on stage as well.
"Enter stage left, stop. Move to front of stage, stop. Walk across stage, stop. Then walk to back of stage".
* The evening performance was the "adult panto". Nevertheless theres always one that takes it too far into the realms of
Betcha can guess who that was then .............. https://tattle.life/attachments/3490291/
3.4.25 - Jeez its BAD! You can hear skank fog-horning over everyone else
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3495/3495673-1e6f17fe99491841cdb6a11811efc73f.mp4
5.4.25 - curtain-up and only 153 tickets sold!
6.4.25 - No wonder she struggled with the script! Sir Laurence Olivier would have done the same
* What a shame she doesn't take heed of her own lines in this rubbish panto
7.4.25 - Just how is this fiasco going to maje a profit anyway?
13 venues up and down the country. 29 performances. 400-500 seat venues. Even at an average ticket price of £20 (some venues more some less). You have venue hire, scenery hire, logistics, local talent agency hire for extras, then travel and hotels for main cast and crew make-up artist, sound and costume. Add on the main cast salary, Performing Rights fees and the cost of the script,.
So 29 performances x 500 seat venues =14,500 tickets sold x that by an average £20 a ticket price and that's £290,00 now at the moment so far each performance is only 2 thirds full and if ticket sales don't improve over the full run it'll lose around £90,000 so will end up only making roughly £200,00 so how the hell is everyone getting paid out of that?
* Oh dear..................... https://tattle.life/attachments/3500096/ More cast than audience.................
7.4.25 - Anton's on the defence, as well he might be! - and someone sticking it straight back at him
* It can't sing, can't dance and it can't act either, nor is this bankrupted twice (soon to be thrice no doubt), revolting, slovenly garbage any sort of a role model for a "Family Pantomime", but hey Asshat loves her so thats OK innit? Here he's being a passive aggressive twat, there are others where he presses on with skank's own allegations that
"The Sun lie" about her....." and disputes any story about her on SM, this guy really defends her despite the fact she can’t act, sing or dance
Arsehat is firmly in the Skank fan club, basically he’s just another Slymi Rymi….. Makes you wonder really - does Anton Arsehat possess the criteria to be the next The One #3699? Is he young and stupid enough? Does he still have a pulse? That would explain why he is so keen to employ the useless old boot quite nicely
* Proof that she is USELESS! How many performances and yet she still has'nt grasped those simple routines?
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3502/3502280-3573300c1d448d222bbe1b5e571a5dab.mp4
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
2.4.25 - Heres an interesting article concerning a kid with the same Prader Will syndrome as H allegedly has, but one who does NOT weigh over 30 stone because her caring mother plans every meal and doesn't allow her child to gorge whole 12 portion carrot cakes to shut her up. Also this Mother is trying to campaign for a new drug in the UK that has been approved in the US- Vykat XR. Like as hell skank would do any such thing unless she could use the drug herself somehow (like the Ozempic)
https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/my-daughter-struggles-with-the-same-rare-condition-as-katie-prices-son-this-is-what-life-is-like-5062131
7.4.25 - So yes, as indicated by the huge amount of cakes and sweets skank bought the other day, she has had H for the weekend. He spent the weekend shut in her dressing room at panto raiding everybody else's chocolates no doubt. Why is she allowed to get away with this eh? Skanks deflecting and exploiting H to do it, she's screwing Good Mummy Points with the Braindeads and it also has the effect of if she gets H onstage it'll hopefully boost future tickets sales that's why she's tagged Anton Arsehat in the picture to make it look H is going to appear like the "special guest" mention at the last nightclub meet and greet. Also if like skank said she's filming a behind the scenes panto thing she knows it'll get more views than if she did it by herself.
Skanks thick as a brick regarding most things but when it comes to exploiting and using her kids for publicity, coin or sympathy she's a master at it.
* and yes H has been filmed in the car en route to Northampton for tonight's fiasco/panto which of course means he is going to be utilised to the full again. He doesn't have a seatbelt on again and she's already stuffing him with easter eggs on Facebook. Way to go Mummy, just add another 2 stone on to your son's dangerously obese weight. You absolute
9.4.25 - Demeaning H yet again!
Like he did that himself eh?
But its OK because she did reward him with a pile of muffins
Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
30.3.25 -
"Aawwwww Poooor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-admits-shes-not-34958929
Look at the state of the thing too!
* https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14551961/Katie-Price-isnt-spending-Mothers-Day-five-children.html
The comments are on fire though
31.3.25 - and heres PROOF that P is NOT skank's "mini-me" as she likes to screech. This is skanky with Edna from many years ago
P is clearly NOT her "Mini-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" is she?
6.4.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-surgery-addiction-risks-34994338 Why would she give a shite?
Fwends Woo Hoo! -
31.3.25 - Its Koketona again! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-gushes-over-katie-34959034
5.4.25 - And again................... have all her other mates abandoned her?? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-pillar-support-best-34995215
*This is breaking news eh?
🥱 Presumably its absolutely nothing at all to do with them desperately trying to drum up interest in their upcoming
Slander & Lies Tour then?
6.4.25 - https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14574853/Katie-Price-Pinocchio-panto-transformation-Kerry-Katona.html
7.4.25 - and another of her dodgy fwends - Anton Arsehat, producer of the panto fiasco. Let's just say he's not exactly got a thriving business although it has been going for about 10 years or so. Anton is quite young at around 40 so I guess that's why he loves skanky so much, but his company has been threatened with being struck off several times but always seems to manage to do whatever they needed to do at the last minute to stop that happening.How this Easter panto is making any money by the time you factor in all the outgoings and salaries etc?
*
He has been taken to tribunals for not paying two staff member's £321 holiday money, therefore if you're going to stiff an employee for £321 when you're telling everyone you're running a successful production company with sold out shows, that speaks volumes for your character more than anything else does.
Maybe thats why he hired skank and Kerry Kokehead? Because they're all scamming dodgy grifters, all lumped all together.
The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
2.4.25 - Here comes the Sun concerning that poor racing greyhound that skank has a share in. Note they mention her animal-killing reputation plus DL gets a name-check too as
"A Close Friend........................" (which we all know what that means, nudge nudge wink wink)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34201991/katie-price-racing-greyhound-row-peta-pets/
4.4.25 - Unveiling yet another New Look. All these "Noo Looks" have one thing in common though - she's fucking hideous & getting worse with every tweetmint/pampering!
6.4.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34295756/katie-price-new-film-role-hollyoaks-towie-stars/
Has Clemmie got fed-up boot licking her so they've had to send a freelancer in?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-unveils-taut-new-34995992
* Digging out this one again for another airing - Chris Hughes slags her off for pestering him!
Inside Chris Hughes' text scandal with Katie Price and moment Olivia Attwood found out - The Mirror
"That's one thing that I've always done in this industry - don't lie, and the truth always comes out"
* Daily Mail's got the filming article now too.... and 'F
ans are all saying the same thing' again...!
The comments are all saying the same thing too although they're not quite so complimentary....
Katie Price shows off her new appearance as she films upcoming comedy - but fans are all saying the same thing | Daily Mail Online
7.4.25 - YESSSS! Here's The Sun taking a stab about the poor ticket sales for her shitty panto fiasco. One might think they've been reading here eh?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34330297/katie-price-panto-half-price-tickets/
"But, things are looking bleak as the venue still has lots of seats left to sell, and has made the decision to cut the ticket prices.
Theatre-goers get a second ticket half price for every one bought".
" Katie has had a hard run when it comes to pantos - back in January the star was called out for "not knowing" the choreography to her routine in Cinderella."
and these comments -
"One fan was quick onto the track - "A Howelll Noo Wurrrlllddd" which Katie released with ex husband Peter Andre, 51, in 2006 - to reply: "Bad singing is mandatory in panto so it doesn't surprise me."
One said: "Wow did she even rehearse?"
Another cruelly put: "Omg she's like a screeching cat, Kate can't sing."
and then -
"Another commented on a video showing a separate part of the show and focussed on her dance skills, as they put: "Katie getting the choreography wrong, an icon!"
One then mused: "Is it bad to say that she doesn't look like she knows any of it?"
8.4.25 - heres the Mail regarding the dwindling ticket sales https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14580091/Katie-Price-faces-blow-adult-Easter-pantomime-ticket-prices-slashed-50-cent.html
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At last! Someone has dared to pick up the baton and run with it regarding her wild claims that cbd cures cancerous tumours! https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-fans-furious-shares-35014720
* So yes, finally one of the Red Tops have called these charlatans and Skank out - wonder if Narinder Kaur highlighting it brought the story to their attention at last? Now what need is the rest of the media (Sun, Mirror and Mail) to do their job for once and report on this
illegal lie, specifically these con-artists/ snake oil salesmen and Skank should be fined for this, probably they won’t but at least it’s getting noticed now -its about bloody time!!!!
* Now the Mail join in https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-branded-abhorrent-accused-35016790
One comment says it all really but this poster clearly doesn't know she has medical training and is on her way to becoming a paramedic......
“Katie, you have zero medical or scientific qualifications, so how about you don’t use your platform to push health ‘advice?’.
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-14584179/Katie-Price-Olympic-boxer-Anthony-Fowler-CBD-oil-cancer.html
* The Mirror are still grovelling after her though, here perpetuating The Lie about her non-existant medical qualifications. Just repeating her LIES again
"The star - who previously trained as a nurse and paramedic - said that Anthony and his partner healed their two-year-old 'by themselves' with his own CBD brand"
* And the Daily Express now too -
* Then FINALLY the ASA have stepped in - better late than never!
* Skank and Edna would have been straight on the phone to stop the scum printing this story offering to give Clemmie the arsekisser the exclusive deflection / sympathy / victim / sob story, or is this possibly her Bestist Evva Deflection Tactic for the bankruptcy meeting today? .
* Nevertheless this bloke is back defending himself and skanky plus more wacko claims about this CBD
* The statistics on skank's own X ads for this stuff say it all though -
314.6K views...55 likes. 
