Katie Price 25 Wiki

* Seksi Foters
* Odd Odes & Moosik!
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite-
* Bankruptcy here we come! Woo Hoo!!
* Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl aka Spam Boy
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs
* "Ize a singul gal now!" Recruiting the next The One mk 3498
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Projects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
* Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!!
* "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Surrogacy and/or Adoption
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
* Podcast Garbage
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* Fans? - Yes there are still a few of the brain-deads wandering about aimlessly
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
* Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
Katie Price #307 Remember, remember the 14th of September, marching powder, reasons and Tik Tok. | Page 49 | Tattle Life
Seksi Foters! -

Bein' awl seksi whilst pished
Cor! Innit bewful??? Blonde again soon though
Gawjuss.................simply gawjuss..........
8.9.23 - The revoltingfalse talons and fake lips ewwwwwwww
Odd Odes & Moosik! -
To the tune of "Band On The Run")
Skank's On The Run
Skank's On The Run
The Bailiff Man
And A Police Van
Were Searching Everyone
For The Skank On The Run
* There was an old woman called Skank
Whose breath was exceedingly rank
Her nose is in bits
And she’s got wonky tits,
She’s deffo a challenging wank

4.9.23 - Tagged along on P's Doll Beauty invitation and then inflicted it's "singing" onto the captive audience
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0723-png.2425639/ Here it is crucifying another Whitney choon - make sure you have some ear defenders at the ready
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2425/2425685-2280ceaf3a87e2a3cfa2c1bb7b12c818.mp4

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
3.9.23 - Funny how this did not get mentioned much in AFP's Book of Lies. Maybe its a recent addition to the grubby tale & she'd know of course - watching-on via crystal ball from her prolonged 'oliday in Thailand. Also theres it saying her "Mum had only 2 weeks to live....." so naturally she fucked off to Thailand for 4 weeks anyway! https://www.blogdady.com/katie-price-says-my-mother-almost-died-when-eco-activists-blocked-a-motorway/


Bankruptcy here we come! Woo Hoo!! -
2.9.23 - Here we are with another outing for "Blaming the Exes for Everything, Specifically All The Debts" because none of it is Her Fault dontcha know. www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23765393/katie-price-real-reason-bankrupt/ Twelve days to go skanky
"Katie said: "Can I just say something? So many successful people go through bankruptcy. Mine is to do with exes. I went through a breakdown, this is how mine started - lawyers and exes, that is my bankruptcy thing. And obviously a bit of HMRC. When I had my breakdown, if anyone has been depressed …. I don't know if you've ever had depression blah blah blah......................" All LIES
"Everything in my life is now in place, never be embarrassed about being in a bankruptcy." Too right -she doesn't give a frig about the lives her activities have destroyed in pursuit of "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE", thats not to mention the money she owes for the court case she lost over her AR revenge porn of course - that was ARs fault - likewise the court case she lost for telling huge public lies about Pete and Clare ... nah, it was all the cost of getting divorced & They all stitched her up ...
4.9.23 - following on from the selfless devotion to it's "voluntary work", now its putting itself forward for this - one might think theres a HUGE deflection operation going on here.............................I wonder why??
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23759870/katie-price-mum-amy-pulmonary-fibrosis-campaign/
7.9.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22070906/katie-price-panto-acting-job-bankrupt/ So heres the scheme -
"Yew carnt lock MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE up beycors Ize can ern £60k to pay me credditers innit!
8.9.23 - Now it says its putting itself on a training course to be a Bewty Ferapist which sounds like it is just something for the BH to prove something, to show herself booked on it and twaddle about a new career plan with a salon & her daughter. As if that will make a difference to what she owes, not to mention she wont actually go through with any of it as usual.
11.9.23 - just look at this then - weapons-grade filters in operation too

Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl aka Spam Boy -
5.9.23 - SB has been on a back burner for some time (mostly doing fried egg sandwiches for the thing whilst it shreiks on Twat Tok), then suddenly up he pops up in Liverpool at some God-awful event then engineers himself a cosy foter with his arm around P in an inappropriate way. Hmmmmmm. Wind-up Pete time perhaps or is he just a clumsy dork? https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20230905_141409_chrome-jpg.2427566/
8.9.23 - Oh dear; Are we at The End of SB's reign at The One # 2697?
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2433/2433336-713e5568253230946e9cd55d44ff7ac1.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2433/2433337-569246a73e26e3b940634141a6887de8.mp4

Basically this :-
Skank (slurring, yes she was f*cked again) -Crawl just come and say hello
SadBoy -Can't
Skank - They want you, c'mon c'mon
Crawl don't be rude, c'mon say hello
SB - I can't
Skank - You’ll get a reputation for being rude
It does 2 fingers to camera, laughing
SB - You've already given me that one (ooh la la he’s pissed)
Skank - Just come and say hello
SB - I've said hello
Skank - You haven't
SB - I won't succumb to peer pressure (He’s so pissed off with her he's gone all Posh)
Skank - C'mon
SB - Do your work (gee he hates her)
Skank Such a nob
SB - Jeyda do you like it when you come round to work and she does fuck all?
Skank - Crawl... I'll ask him again (looking at camera, like she wants to hit him)
Skank - I clearly don't wear the trousers do I? Just say hello
SB - She just fucks you around Jeyda
Skank - Crawl
SB to Jeyda - I wouldn't have it mate
Skank - Just say hello (really trying to get a reaction now)
Jeyda says something inaudible
SB - There you are, she wants to do work, right then
Skank - Right I'll be down here longer
SB - Go on then
Skank goes back to selling the clothing….smirking
He was really pissed-off with it on that shitshow on Twat Tok and then it called him "A Loser" - multi-millionaire businessman that he is! He's either had enough of her shit or she's been caught out doing something he's not happy about AGAIN or just maybe it was a reaction to her OTT "I'm a grate Mum living at my £2.5 milyun Manshun" BS??

Clan Grifter Gossip -
Here she is - matriarch of Clan Grifter

Just look at the face on it, pissed-off that the producers would not let skanky to jump onboard for the tedious Lie Fest. What a horible mealy mouthed old bint this is - you can see how angry she is, biting down on the rage because Kipper was not allowed to appear with her and she was stopped from slagging off PA with a legal letter
Word has it that NONE of the members of Clan Grifter are willing to take in J&B when Mummy gets chucked in the slammer or doing this panto fiasco - such a tight-knit fairmly bunch aint they? We shall see what actually happens on this one
4.9.23 - pictures of J&B with PFP at the seaside; Seems odd that after 6 weeks of being driven around the M25 between Sussex and Essex, suddenly the devoted Grandparents decide to take them to the beach for a while DEFLECTION MODE!! https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8073-png.2425226/
10.9.23 - A Clan Grifter Event at Harefield 'orspitawl. Quite why AFP is wearing a leg brace over her trousers is bizarre though

# Ouch! -
A gem from an old Guardian article about the thing, a bloody hilarious, well written article so not a 12 year old journo then!
"... demand to know what foul crime Katie Price committed to warrant the livid orange dye she's forced to sport across her face at all times"
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/in-praise-of-katie-price/
10.9.23 -

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit! " & "Projects Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEE" -
Don't be misled into thinking skanky did this to be nice because its "Still Awwwlll abahhht Meeeee" and in any case, word has it that despite what skank says to the contrary she did NOT attend the funeral, she only attended the wake where she was putting herself about table-to-table trying to recruit. (Scouting maybe as SB was off-the-scene at the time?)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23708298/katie-price-star-reality-show-died/
Oh yes and her amazing singing talent too - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2414/2414941-f9c4c8e8612814e22e217e942cca06c2.mp4 and this one "Miming & "mum-dancing" on her comeback performance https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7147041/Katie-Price-gets-supportive-hug-Kris-Boyson-performs-comeback-single.html
* Heres a couple of Vocal Coaches having their ears assaulted with a "Howell Noo Wurrrld". Strangely they are not impressed and can't stop laughing https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2415/2415950-b16f7e89a7f785978f066d49b760fb3f.mp4
31.8.23 - and some more bullshit about "Stuff wot peepuls iz beggin MEEEEEEEE ter doo fer dem" https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-eyes-up-project-30835122
1.9.23 - and bragging about this too! FFS, just when you think it cannot stoop any lower we get this https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-saw-hugh-hefners-30838834
3.9.23 - oh yeah and lets make this "Awl Abaaaahhhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" as well. So if she cannot possibly create another pile of shite without this woman to ghostwrite it, how come she managed "Arvey & Meeeeeeee" as well as AFP's pile of shite? www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23736511/katie-price-heartbreaking-reason-no-new-books-rebecca-farnworth/
"..... fans have been crying out for even more. " Of course they have!
9.9.23 - and its YET ANOTHER "Fwesh start for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE innit!" https://media3.tattle.life/data/attachments/2436/2436347-3a6c4f936812836565580f04054313ce.jpg
11.9.23 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/S8NZndr8L9F0WxtBrQRGgS/michelle-visages-rule-breakers-nine-things-we-learned-about-katie-price

Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!! -
6.9.23 "Iss Pantow Tiyme an' ere I Izzz Woo Hoo!" Photocall for the debacle unfolding in December.
Spot the clown & the drag artiste!! Oh yes its the one doing seksi pouts and pointy toe at the camera of course!! Oh boy have this lot made one huge error in taking this thing on, particularly as with any luck it'll be in prison
6.9.23 - Photocall for the panto fiasco. Jeez this thing is REALLY gonna terrify the kids! It spent the entire time licking it's lips menacingly but you have to feel some pity for the Real Actors who have had this thing foisted onto them by some idiot in management, when it lets them down again and again with over-acting, forgetting the lines to ad-lib "Awl abaaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" stuff and, worst of all, THE SINGING. The theatre have quickly deleted any comments about Skanky such as "Will she even turn up?" from their FB post yet the Panto Circuit is a closed-shop so theres NO WAY they'll be unaware of her diabolical performances (if you can call it that) on her last foray onstage.
7.9.23 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12488011/Katie-Price-puts-busty-display-shows-wicked-dressed-Sleeping-Beautys-evil-fairy-godmother-Liverpool-pantomime.html
(5) Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag | Page 19 | Tattle Life LOL
Getting crucified in the comments though . Once again, brutal comments on the DM site in relation to her pants, sorry, panto publicity appearance yesterday:
"The only lines she's interested in are those she can sniff. . ."
"Come on kids! Let's go see the animal abusing, foul mouthed, drink-driver that flashes her bits for cash. Christmas entertainment at it's finest!"
"She can't dance, she can't sing, she won't learn her lines. . . Worth every penny, if she turns up".
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8659-png.2432259/ https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8658-jpeg.2432260/
I suppose it might be OK if you want to terrify the kids into behaving by sticking them in front of the ugly old hag's screeching and squawking..........................
7.9.23 -It's Adults only apparently. How can they justify paying the thing £60k for one night eh? Someone is telling some very BIG porkies https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22070906/katie-price-panto-acting-job-bankrupt/amp/
8.9.23 - a couple of crappy "interviews" have surfaced via FB.
* Rehearsals start a week before, about the 8th December- this is true, Bippo the clown confirmed that yesterday…..that is a very short period, most Panto productions are 2-3 weeks.
* Skank is ‘singing‘ 2 songs….she wasn’t that sure about this (Just wait till they hear it! LOL)
* Skank admits she can’t learn lines, she’s no good at it. She can't even remember the prices of the JYY shite she flogs on Twat Tok FGS When she did Panto before she just blanked on stage. This is gonna be a disaster, she’s just gonna wing-it.
* The kids are going with her so looks like she’ll pull them out of school. J doesn’t go anyway so not a problem, I guess she’ll just take B out to suit Her Requirements
* The rest of the interview was her telling everyone that she’s a great mom, great business woman, blah, blah, blah.
The impression gained is that skank is not at all enthusiastic about doing this Panto despite the Woo Hoo‘s etc, It feels like she’s going through the motions, that being her default setting for everything she does. There will be a lot of very surprised people if she does many shows - if any at all - due to An Isshoo of some sort.

"Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf innit!" -
2.9.23 - taken from today's article in the Sun where it blames all The Exes for her financial predicament
"When I had my breakdown, if anyone has been depressed …. I don't know if you've ever had depression....................." No doubt we'll get a mention of the "suicide attempts" shortly to add onto the "Weasuns wy U carnt do enyfink to MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when it hits Court on the 14th with a sheaf of Get-Out-of Jail-Free letters from assorted "doctors" she's bunged a few quid to out of the AFP Mattress Fund in order to save her backside
10.9.23 -See! "Iss me Mentawl 'Elf wot corzed MEEEEEEEE awl dese munney problims innit"
Its OK though because skank is "Rebuilding her Empire" now - like Darth Vader tried to do with his (he was better looking too)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/bankrupt-katie-price-vows-empire-30904209 and this FGS! IF it was doing therapy one might question the success of it
What a crock 'o shite

Surrogacy and/or Adoption -
Heres details of the Surrogacy shite that all went Pete Tong for the skank -thankfully. Imagine how bad the experience must have been for this former-Super Fan to ditch the skank and then dish the dirt on it like this? OOOPS under the bus she goes
(63) Katie Price #317 t'was the night before Bankruptcy & all through the House, not a Skanky was stirring | Tattle Life
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In any case, this entire farce has never been about wanting another child desperately with her Sink Boy or anybody else - this has only ever been about wanting another Television Series to glorify MEEEEEEEE.

Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap -
* Excellent after sales service from skank's dodgy crap-flogging outlets too - what a surprise eh?
4.9.23 - it managed to grift a car and driver to take them to Liverpool then?

7.9.23 - on Doll Bewty's Live spouting garbage. Weapons-grade filters in operation.
* Jett is packing boxes!!! Treating him like she does H
* Its just said it "Toured America with Hugh Heffner!" All she did was get shagged at his mansion then rushed to hospital having OD'd - thats "touring" is it?
* Continually mentioning her own Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos ( BH is looming) Is the seed of doubt being planted, ie she's too sick to attend?
* She was in a dark place, but no more - all is well in Skank world, she’s made that turn, Her own words
* On live until 8:30pm so they won’t be home much before 3am then unless they stay up there another night. No school for Bunny then, unless someone else is at MM looking after her. Up at 5:30 this morning, she said she was driving back tonight, there is a Tv in the car.
* Jett is already fed-up with this rubbish. He said “But you said….”, Skank just shut him down It said “They’re just moaning .. I told them they didnt have to come” not sure who else she means maybe Bunny or SB? I imagine if B was there she’s be on with Jett though
* Note that Jett's 'severe agoraphobia' hasn't stopped him travelling to Liverpool
* Doll beauty had a pop up shop at her live podcast, so has Jeyda been binned off?
* It has no idea who else is in Her Panto!
* These fools at Doll beauty are doing a collab with Her Perfume…
*Says she going to get her nails done again
* Sniffing & snotting & nose running but it’s cos of the fan that’s on
* People are mean to her on her TT and say she’s skint to be doing TT - she tells them she’s sitting in her 2.5m house Its the LAND thats worth 2.5 million - not the house luv! Thats worth nothing now
* NOTE! - "Ize not skint innit!" https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2430/2430757-4470e322907a417b941e9bdbbe048269.mp4
* Says her skincare routine is not the best. You don't say skank? The leather look is hardly desirable
* Continually licking her lips like a cobra
* Pushing the narrative that she "Looks after FIVE kids!" Three are grown up FGS and that was without her interference
* SB is there she’s just asked Jett is cole ‘going off his trolley’ He won't be amused
* She’s happy now & this is going to be a regular thing now with Doll Beauty. What will Jeyda have to say eh?
* and its done - bullshit quotient fulfilled
8.9.23 - Its on-the-grift again

More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
* Just look at it stuffing its gob with rice pudding, spilling it down it's chin. How does it manage to miss that giant trap of hers eh?
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2414/2414354-ae368507b8ce91e7b736fbaea2e6ed0d.mp4
* Skank seems to think TikTok is her own personal new reality show ... its becoming more 'Me me me, my life, what I am doing now, or tomorrow, what am i eating, cooking, Aren't I hilarious?, seksy and fun, listen to me sing, look I can dance, aren't I real, welcome to the saint perfect me show' than selling the cretins her dodgy crap.
31.8.23 - another edition of crap from it -
*She’s doing a beauty course with Princess - How’s she’s fitting that in with a Panto run, the JYY selling, Only Fans, her plasterclasses, the podcast, and all the TV work she has planned? And of course looking after two young children plus her new voluntary work, plus training to become a paramedic and a care assistant ??
* Following on from the ramblings the other day on her height (she's a shortarse, not a catwalk stick insect), today she tells us she is 5ft 4 and a half meaning she grew an inch and a half overnight
* The panto launch is next Wednesday now - if she can be bothered that is. Probably will because she's hitched onto some crappy "beauty" event with P on the Tuesday. Is this the "training course" its been banging-on about?? She "needs a car" though (and a driver) LOL What about the 11 Lukshurry carz outside the rental house eh?
* Its moddlin' the JYY rags then taking them off and just chucking them on the work surface in a pile.
* The One Night Live podcast with her sister is apparently ‘A Tour’ More like a Tour of all the local bars afterwards dredging for Noo Egg # 3498
* A short edition tonight thankfully - she must have a nosebag waiting
* Bunty dropped a large elephant into the room as a parting shot asking if Mummy should go live with PA?
2.9.23 - Here we go with more garbage on Twat Tok!
* She’s seeing Harvey next week- its the standard response each TT to the question "Where is Harvey"?
* Kids are just about to "barf" the guinea pigs
* She's lost about 300 viewers from her Twak Tok in 10 minutes I LOVE IT Numbers falling consistently now
* Keeps getting the prices wrong on the old tat it's flogging
* Its decided it wants to be blonde again having seen P with her hairdo - rather more to do with being able to say "Mini-MEEEEEE" methinks
*Wants to pick someone from TT each week to come over do a live with her - OMFG! On the other hand, thats a free babysitter! Just ask Surrogate Lady about that.
* Wants to do a makeup tutorial live later with P on TT The shit is flying high today innit!
* Can't even get words right either - "Skellington" aka (skeleton) and "Batman jumpers" (should be bat wing) Better still is "BATNAN" especially for her
* It has the audacity to state that she's "Good with animals"! What about the SEVEN dead dogs eh??
* It is still vaping despite saying its given up
* Now its screaming like a banshee again
* For any of you hard working people that missed the live,, apparently, according to Skank doing a live on Twat Tok is "REALLY hard work". Its just so involved because you've to stand in front of the camera phone and read messages, talk, stuff yer face with egg sandwiches and flog JYY tat all at the same time!!! She works so hard innit!
8.9.23 - "Get yer JYY shite 'ere!" straight off the Floordrobe. https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8265-png.2433733/
8.9.23 - Its back on Twat Tok!
* Showing off her spoils she took from the idiots at Doll Bewty in Liverpool - I bet they didn’t think she would take as much, just like that toy shop when she helped herself to trolley-fulls.
* Planning on doing Mother and daughter plasterclasses with P. No FPC this time - just her and P doing the make up - neither of them qualified. Now begging for venues. She wants to do LOADS and make it into a Tour next year.
*The usual old line - "Seeing Harvey next week." That'll be nice for him. This would be the eve of her BH - maybe she knows she won't be seeing him for some time?
* Its 30°c+ outside and she’s wearing cardigans
*She’s just copying last nights live now - I suppose it shows she can keep to a script if necessary
* The house looks like the local tip now & the puppy has chewed some wire apparently
* Getting lashes done tomorrow
*P is back there again
*Had a sunbed earlier
*Hair is a right mess though - channelling Worzel Gummidge again
* Her height has again changed - she is now 5 feet 4 and a half!
* She still doesn’t know the colours of the clothes she trying to flog and still can’t repeat back the names correctly.
* Reckons her boobs look like hot air balloons - waiting for the sycophants to dive in to tell her how gawjus the things are!!
* She’s having her lips completely dissolved tomorrow, says they are going live at 3pm
* She's just chucked all those lovely JYY cardigans & jumpers on the floor!
* On the beg for venues using P as bait, what an absolutely disgusting, exploitative POS it really is.
* Trying to get Cole on screen and she says " I've got a filter on"... as if that's the only way he can be seen
*Still trying to get him onscreen but he's refused, he muttered something about "Looking after YOUR kids". She called him miserable. Even SB is having a go at her now saying "Its never Katie's fault!"
* It said SB will get a reputation for being rude and he said something like "you've already given me that". It also pretty much sounds like he said how "She never admits to anything and all of her mistakes she always blames on everyone else"; He is aware then??
*She doesn’t give up trying to get him on.
* She’s just farted. Classy!
* Someone asked if she was pregnant so she kept lifting her top up saying "Does this look like I’m pregnant?" Well no it doesn't, for obvious reasons
* She stated she hasn’t moved to Essex and still lives at the MM
* She’s broken a nail ! OMG what a tragedy!!!
* The response to SB telling her some 'Ome Troofs" resulted in a flurry of "Run Katie" and "He’s just like Pete", "You can do better" and she replied "I know!". She still believes she is some sort of a "catch" for a lucky punter butt surely she has realised by now that Noo Eggs are not coming forward to be recruited any longer and that SB is Last Chance Saloon for her?
* Its started to slurr everything it says now & becoming more hyperactive - something is kicking-in!!
* These jumpers are going to wrecked. The hangers are attached to the holes in the jumpers then everything is getting chucked on the floor. It will be Jeyda’s job to clear up. Doesn’t know the colour camel.
* She’s gone totally hyper now.
* The Super-Salesperson's pitch gets even better! "Right, let’s get rid of these now!"
* You can hear her slurping each time she goes off camera. Fried egg sandwich anyone???
* "Jetts in ferapy" but can’t talk about it for legal weasuns
* Shes rattled now - saying not to question her parenting skills because she’s a good mum then dragged Jett forward to prove it. She asked Jett was she a good mum he said "You’re the best" but it looked like he didn’t really want to engage in it any further.
* She then got a warning from TT for showing Jett
* Really pissed-off now, launching into ‘Bind your beak’.
* Seems skank is trying to push sink boys buttons tonight because P is there and she knows he won't kick off with an audience. Its like she's gathering evidence because she wants out to start a new sham money making relationship - has a Noo Egg been recruited??
* Still vaping and still moaning
* Said to SB "Don’t moan about the mess as we are back here tomorrow to clear it up." Its almost like its been trying to push his buttons all night because it seems clear she wants him to say something or kickoff In front of witnesses to give her an Out. Did she recruit a Noo Egg on the sly at the doll thing?
* It seems like he really does have the upper hand from the way she made her “you can tell who wears the trousers” comment. Using a media quote "she looked downcast". Does Sink Boy have the upper hand in some way?
* She's on about doing gymnastics next time she's on a live. Won't that hurt her feet?
* She’s reading the comments Says with surprise/shock “Everyone’s saying I’m fat!! “
* She can’t work out that another 100k likes after 900k is a million Reckons they got a million likes for this garbage too!
* She does nightclub PAs…. DM her!
* She’s off her face now, swearing, hyper, saying she wants to do a hand stand!!
Sounds like P's bloke is there too. Can hear another male voice besides SB
* Selling her "mishtery" bags of crap now, slurring her words
and off they go
8.9.23 - Anuvva day, anuvva Twat Tok!
* notice that the utter garbage she attempts to flog for £20 on Twat Tok is priced at £60 on the JWhyWhy website
* Desperate for a vape but not allowed on Twat Tok so went off camera to do it. Anuvva addiction then
* Getting her lips dissolved later…."Iss gonna hurt" it says Its all needles today - you know those things she hates, then JYY selling on TT, and a lovely dinner tonight. No kids with her or dogs running about, she’s glad about that. Who has them then eh skank?
* So it seems this place she's found for £25 a day to do her Twat Toks & selling shite is actually a room at the eyelash gaff! Woo hoo!
* She's walking a mile on Sunday for charity walk with all of the kids as she can’t run - we shall see on that score; Probably more like that marathon she "ran", ie where she pissed of to the nearest pub within a mile for a fag and a skinfull.
* Its currently in Essex - says this is where her Twat Toks are to be based and the plasterclasses
* P doesn’t want to go to college as will take 3 years and have to do work experience so she's been persuaded to do a private course. ‘When she heard she would have to work in a salon two or three days a week, including weekends, her face dropped’. Skank admitted as such that SHE talked P into ditching College to do this rubbish with her! Skank sez her and P are doing it now - a private course so they can bring out their own range and open a salon - perhaps its one of those "Courses" you download the certificate off the internet when you pay you "fees"?
*Wants to do aesthetics now- might train to be a nurse. Says she's going to 'go back' to training as a nurse as she was training to be a nurse before she stared modelling . No way was she going to be a proper Nurse - care-worker possibly but NURSE?? NO WAY! I don't think so skank - you need QUALIFICATIONS for that and you don't have any! Add this to the Hospice Care Worker etc.
*Skank hated the Panto pics, said she looked about 50/60…haha that’s it Skank, that’s the real you without your precious filters
*She’s decided to put everything on her Lives now, TackyTock her new thing, this is it, she’s going to be a TT person, constant Lives, f*cking hell
* She' gone off Barbie now. She registered her protest by walking out the film - she's done with Barbie - them blanking her with that non-invite to the premiere has done a right number on her
* Denying it‘s her fault all the animals have died. It sez the RSPCA have passed her as fit and proper, the petition annoys her, she‘s an animal lover, it’s exhausting…..trots out the lie about Blade again…..just lie after lie
*"If people wanna read all the crap about the animals etc that’s up to them!" but she doesn’t have to justify herself. It says a pap rung the rspca and said her horse had collapsed but it was actually a horse statue she bought in Malibu - so she says.....
* Her nose is always itchy from the nose job…yeah, right.
* Blagging another appointment tomorrow at 8am for her nails before the shop actually opens, -says she’ll bring Jett no mention of B
*SB has just turned up as his usual Mr Angry self
* Lots of furtive conversations going on about a "Him", "Liking things" & "On friday................"
* Her SB & the kids watched a Horror Film together!!!
* Awww its going Home to the kids now but SB managed to snarl a "Hello" this time
* Fuck me! Its coming back on later
Oh and this from some deluded cretin -
* Vaping like theres no tomorrow
* The rubber lips are being re-done in two weeks so its pretty confident it won't be off to Clink then.
* Jett shut down the link but It's back with P now. Previous viewings show that Jett does not like all this Live rubbish
* Jeyda is there waiting for her Botox session - the thing is sitting in the chair saying "You next princess!" She is determined to ruin the girl but then theres a male voice saying to Princess "Stay natural" not sure if her bf or Cole. There is also a young baby there in a pushchair belonging to that Ellie who is doing all the needlework.
* P's boyfriend setting up the cameras for Twat Tok and laughing at everything KP says - he must be impressed but doubt his Mother is! LOL
* Jett and P watching her scream her head off having the dissolver put in. Now making all manner of weird noises
* Crawl there as well with full on filter
*She looks revolting
* The baby is crying now & skank has tears in her eyes - probably be wailing louder than the baby soon
* It's begging for likes now saying she wants get to a million likes on here
* Is the thing implying that she’s going to pick Harvey up on Wednesday to take him to the BH on Thursday? I wouldn’t put it past her to take him and encourage him to play up at the hearing in the hope it’ll get postponed
* It reacted badly when someone called P "bista", her Dad's pet name for her. "It's NOT HER NAME!", before name checking Junior and Pete. She can't stand P being named after his pet name, but at the same stage has to name drop him constantly.
And more shite from it incoming!
* Takeaway time of course and it called Jett an "Idiot"; Nice eh??
* Gorging crisps, spitting bits everywhere & farting
* Jett is throwing all those lovely JYY items onto the Floordrobe
* She's seeing Junior on Sunday. (so she thinks lol)
*Bunty at AFP house with SFP having dinner. SFP said on her stories earlier her and albert are there for the weekend.
* Some people are suggesting Princess to model the clothes instead; Skank won't like that and nor will PLT whom she is contracted to LOL
* This is her dream, doing this with Princess.
* Jeyda designs the clothes
* Incidentally, its wearing the same clothes as yesterday. Probably slept in them !
* Out comes another "Bind your beak" from it
* Sample comment from the live “ Is there any wool in the jumpers ? I’m allergic to wool” Don't worry - they're either nylon or acrylic
* It reckons these things are a size 12 to 14 FFS!
* She’s now practically bribing Jett to be quiet by saying "What if tonight I buy you roblox?",the poor bairn is highly stressed, instead of pausing the live for 5/10 mins to sort him out or speak to P and asking her to just let him show them the butterfly,
* Now its telling him he’s cute she loves him blah blah then adds that he gets angry very quickly
*'Everyone's asking about my lips'; Actually it was One. One person asked.
* The poor lamb is "Exhausted" now
* Its got its youtube back woo hoo!
* The baby blue cardigan sold so she chucks it on the floor with the rest of the
* This stuff its flogging is "Like Chanel"
* Even takeaways are too much bother for it now! Too much clearing up apparently!!
* Dirty bitch just farted really loudly, they are saying she stinks. Quelle surprise!
* The ignoramus still can’t get the hang of saying the thousand bit of 400k, just says 400 likes Oh and the "Auber jeans" is back again.
* Tomorrow's Twat Tok Treet is 9am till 1pm FFS!
* Notice the sheer amount of crap/food dropped down her front. Clearly Jeyda thinks these were good shots to promote her excellent products, after all theres nothing more than rocking a homeless meth addict look at this point.
* BTW the person who supposedly "won" a pile of crap from JYY the other day is constantly messaging these cretins demanding they contact her about her marvellous "prize". They are ignoring the idiot obviously
And YES - even more shite from it!
Its the same old garbage really ( ie.
"P and J upstairs, Bunny outside....Getting a blow dry later. Its on for 3 hours today &
Begging for likes). I'll add anything Noo or different
* The person who "won" the massive "giveaway" the other night is constantly messaging to say they’ve not been contacted - they must of seen her comments, but choosing to ignore it. Rip off as usual from this bunch if shysters
* "Cardigans Cardigans Cardigans... star Cardigans, heart Cardigans... double up, triple up, Cardigans Cardigans Cardigans." Sunglsses tomorrow though - in September??
* Wants to go to Australia to do her makeup masterclasses…. How much will that cost!
* She’s calling SB a knob for driving his kit car in the garden. (Not like he can do any more damage to the poisoned land is it?)
*Bunty has been dropped off by Someone who did'nt even shout a "Hello" to the skank! Strange when having not seen her daughter all week she's still trying to flog shite clothes rather than spend some time with her. It then graciously gives Bunty all that grifted make-up and crap she helped herself to at the grotty Doll Bewty extravaganza.
* "No plans for marriage… " SB has retracted his original offer then?
* Someone isn't popular - an ex neighbour who didn’t like Katie sending messages to SB
* SB now got his other car out and revving the engine - its still banging on about going to Australia. (Coincidentally Pete is due to fly out next week)
* and now its gone woo hoo! Understandably her phone charge died or its her excuse to stop because she's bored?
10.9.23 - Moddlin' wun o' dem luvverly cardys innit....... https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot-2023-09-10-104039-png.2438661/ Dunno whats more hideous - skanky or that horrible acrylic knitwear?
Podcast Garbage -
31.8.23 - this week's shite. TKU to DC who endures this crap on our behalf
* Says AMSR 3 times in the first 30 seconds trying to be down with the kids.
* Calls SFP a bitch, she calls her a bellend. (True but we don't need to be reminded)
* Tickets on sale at 10am for the live podcast in Salford 7/11, code is LOVEIT
* Says she took the kids to Devon for 10 days, Jo from her cs work place found the house in their lunch break. The house was pristine and white when they arrived (not like that on departure though eh?) She took H, the kids and 5 dogs, one dog had diarrhoea, H was a nightmare, he’s been bad at college too. She spent all her time just cooking and cleaning and now needs another holiday. Car window smashed by H on the way home, so drove 6 hours home in wind and rain. She now needs another holiday (& thats the last time it takes H anywhere no doubt)
*The "Howell Noo Wurrld" video, where she sings like a cat chorus is Fake. (Of course it is ) People (aka twolz) are always trying to knock her, but she "Really can sing". FFS!
* It's singing badly again, Pete gets mentioned
* Carl makes an appearance, brings her in an egg sandwich. ( Standard food option chez skank)
* Another plug for the live podcast
* Books are on her agenda *speaking while eating, spitting it about * Lots has been going on, but everything is back to normal and positive, but her ghostwriter died in 2014
* Her house is chaos, the kids don’t listen,"They're feral", her MH is up and down (Now didn't she just say everything was good?)
*She suffers MH. Yawn......................zzzz............... Gotta get a mention of that in
*Talks about the Tyson Fury programme. SFP talks about the programme Painkiller, getting addicted to the drugs SFP starts crying, but says she’s just started her period. Like everyone needs to know that.
* Skank's never taken painkillers for her feet, she suffers the pain, endures it as she doesn’t want to be addicted to things.
* Mentions the Priory Must due a visit very soon to hide from BH
* Talking about the Clan Grifter family tree. KP said she would have to go to Canada, as half their family are there, SFP questions this and says "No he was American you knob" - skank didn’t even know where her grandad was from. She’s now "Half American" - no SFP says a quarter,
* Still not read her mum’s Book of Lies - No need to really as she dictated most of it
* KP got a letter through the post from "A murderer", he’s just come out of prison (?) and reached out to KP to tell his story with her. Had the police there the other day as she’s sorting out her alleged flytipping Ishoos and it showed them the letter. It then mentions all her Kidnap Threats. It was the day C4 came to film, so she was going to speak to them about it. Its her dream job to interview serial killers. Yawn....zzzzzzz
* Mentions the vape.
* Mentions buying bikes from the hospice shop, she’s finished cs and now a "Volunteer". Wants to get papped when she’s out shopping wearing the St Catherine’s T-shirt. She likes to do stuff for charity. She’s proud she’s done her 170 hours even though that was not "voluntary - that was COMPULSORY skanky. She told them she was training to be a nurse and wants to train to be a paramedic and if they want care assistants she would do that for them. SFP said it gives her structure and time away from her phone and KP says she chit chats in the office. She also bought some maroon leather sofas from there for £80. Every week she is buying stuff from there like those bikes and an exercise machine.
* Not seen her mum lately. AFP and PFP have been away for a month.
*Mentions about her house being up for rent but says C4 do want to do another MM next year, so said she was going to rent it and then come back - the show isn’t axed despite what media says.
* Skank has done her blood test for her medical for DVLA - moaning that someone had emailed them with "No evidence" about her driving and made her go through all this so its not happy. She can’t wait for it to all come back as she’s positive she passed the medical, she knows she’s cleared the blood test and now its just admin waiting. "It’s discrimination!" it squawks- of course it is!! Iss dem twolz agen innit?
* Mentions house up for rent again but she’s found a shop she can do her TT from to sell all her memorabilia from, £25 a day.
* Not been horse riding lately.
* Her ex husband cheated on her the whole way through their marriage. Didn't they all?????
* Talks about friends. (She has some????)
* Princess said to her if she ever died she would be so lost as she is her best friend. They are like each other. (The funniest bit yet!)
* Talking while eating again* It has the manners of a pig
* She gets nervous when she goes out at the moment because people stare.(People tend to stare at freaks) Was heading that day to the beach with the dogs. The other week she took Harvey, Jett, Bunny and Princess to Brighton Pier. Day of the Albion hotel fire. So they had to park a long way away, people kept grabbing Harvey, her and Princess had anxiety, so they just ate and went back. Scintillating listening innit & all bloody LIES as usual (Noted elsewhere on here)
31.8.23 - Roll up! Roll up! (not just her funny fags either) - "Get yers tikkits fer me Liyv Poddcarst woo hoo!" Only £29.50 per person to have your ears and (lack of) intelligence assaulted for 30 minutes STOP PRESS........... a seat in Row A is £84.50
1.9.23 - Another mug has had the thing doing a crapcast interview, some moron called Jamie. Its every bit as bullshitty as all the others but theres one little cracker thats emerged about the entire Saaarrrfff Affrikka Wape Ordeal thats a brand new version.
* It seems her hijack/wape episode in SA was followed the next day by witnessing a car crash and there she was, rescussitating some guy from the accident to bring him back from death's doorstep!!!!! That’s a new one - I wonder why she never mentioned that before? Just remembered it eh skank??
* This rubbish is simply a word for word repeat otherwise of most of her stories, like SEVERE ADHD (private diagnosis) SEVERE PTSD (private) & those Browkern Feyt (Private doctor then NHS). You pay the fiddler skank, you can call the tune eh?
* Heard all this bullshit a thousand times in every interview,yet to her it’s like she is telling the story for the first time, "No one knows this…blah blah, blah…" err yes we do. Been there, seen it, heard it before and got the effing JYY tshirt about it too
* Still giving Pete loads of mentions. He gets dragged up in every interview these days and TT.
* It says she goes to therapy every 2/3 week which is somewhat different to the weekly sessions she says she has.
* Said she doesn’t want medication for her ADHD as she has coped this long without any, but then on TT live it said her behaviour was down to her ADHD medication Her other "medication" has a lot to answer for really
* Had a breakdown for last 3 years. Didn’t want to get out of bed or open letters, but managed to constantly go on holiday plenty of times. Lost count of how many holidays in last 3 years.
7.9.23 - Noo Weyk, Noo Crapcast -
* Still vaping.
* First world problems - her week not going great. No eyelashes, she's pale, hair, looks like basil brush.
* This was recorded the day she took Bunny to get school shoes and the week Albert's nursery was shut, she had been to doctors for blood test.
* She's exhausted, the only downtime is bedtime, her house is chaos.
* She can't wait for the kids to go back to school (?) Not done much
* Got Bunny's feet measured, she has been buying the wrong size. Paid £6 extra for a spray. Talked about going to Smiggles stationery and probably spends £200 on shit.
* Keeps saying mate, doesn't know where that has come from.
* JL podcast, he wants her to come back, apparently she's good to interview and would be a great dinner date/guest. Dogs start barking, kids probably winding them up.
* Commented on vaping, vaping at that moment.
* She's doesn't go out, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, give her a break.
* SFP reminded her their mum has a lung condition, said vaping isn't her fault... she doesn't know what they are made of or what is in them, she is going to stop. Wondered if her tooth coming out was because of vaping.
* Tickets now on sale for her live podcast.
* Buying the MM was the worse thing she ever did. (Both the house and the neighbours agree)
* Someone asks a question about relationships. Sounds like she stalks her prey, said about stalking the person on insta. It's the worst heartache every time. Dane was her first love. Once she's done with a relationship, she's done, hates games and waiting for the bloke to text back, drunken calls, never go back and sleep with them, F you if the guy doesn't respond straight away to your text.
* Doesn't hardly go out, loves being at home (?) never been on dates on her own, always drags others along as she's quite shy. A fun date would be a balloon ride, not the cinema or going out for a meal, as she would spill stuff down herself. (Does that already)
* Drinking/getting drunk on a date is cringe and can give the wrong impression (I think she is protesting too much about this!)
*She's not high maintenance but does like having her nails done, always has, even when she wears tracksuits she makes them look expensive, as she is clean (???)
* They watched the Boogey man the other evening, but Bunny didn't want to watch it, so had her headphones on. (Is this suitable viewing for a 9 & 10 year old anyway?)
* She is the Grinch at Christmas, she hates it, 5 kids, 5 lots of wrapping, she slaves around cooking (Roast dinner) and she gets nothing. Somewhat different to all the previous years when 'I luvvvit woo hoo!'
*She wants to take kids to Lapland, but is doing panto. Hard luck kids - we'll blame your Father!
*Junior is turning on Christmas lights, says she will have to find out where (to gatecrash the event)
11.9.23 - Update on numbers for this shite - Only 19 comments and just over 700 likes on her latest podcast IG post, it must be nearing the end now? Now floundering at position 100 on apple charts (down 31 places!) and in position 66 on Spotify (down as well from last week) And theres skank reckoning she's almost at one million eh?

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" -
10.9.23 - here we go with this old chestnut being given an airing again
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/bankrupt-katie-price-vows-empire-30904209
Last seen in 2020 - https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/31/katie-price-focusing-rebuilding-empire-rather-men-searches-quotes-single-12160384/

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
4.9.23 -

This is just insanity. She says 'I've had a refresh of my lips' 'Absolutely love 'em'.......but next week I'm having them COMPLETELY dissolved, like you wait till you watch that video they'll look SO thin, like elastic bands'.
So she wants her lips to look like 'thin elastic bands' and the way to do that is get them filled with more stuff this week, then get it removed next week? She says they're perfect now She's a nutcase! Why on earth would you get more filler in your already massive lips if your plan was to get them dissolved the following week?? It just makes absolutely no sense because it’s either talking out of it's arse and isn’t getting them dissolved at all and just saying it for attention, or she’s just fucking off her trolley! Plus if she is terrified of needles (that old LIE she pops out when required to do blood tests at The Nick), how come she is only too happy to have her gob stabbed with botulism every week eh?
4.9.23 - here comes the Mirror with the same rubbish. Note the bit at the bottom though - it seems they used AI to try to make the thing marginally less offensive to the viewer's eyes. A paper bag would be better though https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shows-dramatic-new-30857285
7.9.23 - Panto photocall. OMG look at the close-up of it compared with the weapons-grade filtered one they issued to the media!!

8.9.23 - heres the one TERRIFIED OF NEEDLES having more stuck in it's rubber lips https://tattle.life/attachments/2435320/
9.9.23https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-refuses-stop-getting-30897572
"Katie joked: "When I’m older, I’ll be transparent! Who knows what I’ll be changing next? I haven’t decided yet. My mum always tells me that I’m stupid and I don’t need anything done.
"But I’m in my 40s now, I’ll be 50 in five years, and I’ll keep doing what I want to myself because I’m a responsible adult."
"I did my whole modelling career without filters or airbrushing. Nowadays, anyone can make themselves into anything on camera," Katie admitted.
"At least I went natural - apart from my boobs."
And heres Square Blob Skank Pants in all it's seedy "glory"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23880032/katie-price-in-pain-dissolves-lip-filler/ - vanity costs skanky. You pay with pain

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
Heres another Ex, Danny Cipriani. It seems he's also working on the least-said-soonest-mended routine with the "It was just a shag.... but NO WAY was I in a "relationship with it!" One might think then that he's not too proud of having doinked the skank along with half his team-mates and most of the English football league (all divisions).
"Among these many women, he confirmed he had sex with actress Lindsay Lohan and former glamour model Katie Price.
Danny called Lindsay 'just really sweet', while clarifying: 'I didn’t go out with Katie Price. But I did sleep with her.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12475385/Danny-Cipriani-reveals-used-sleep-three-women-day-height-fame-including-dalliances-Katie-Price-Lindsay-Lohan.html Hmmmmmm. And theres skanky insisting she has NEVER EVER had a one-night-stand.............................
Katie: ‘My gut instinct had been spot on, Danny, who was supposed to be my boyfriend, was having sex with another woman.’
Danny: 'I didn’t go out with Katie Price. But I did sleep with her.' ie she thought he was The One and he KNEW he wasn't Her ongoing campaign against Kelly Brook began here too. Incidentally, how come this bloke escaped from The Wrath of AFP - he didn't even merit a few words in the Book of Lies?
https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-price-reopens-bitter-war-of-words-with-kelly-brook-over-danny-cipriani-8635469.html
and thus begins the endless list of "Exes With A Chipolata Willy" https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/09/katie-price-kelly-brook-danny-cipriani_n_3729820.html - and this from one of it's shite books -https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8057-png.2422926/
BUT THIS! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/imogen-thomas-brands-katie-price-84246 Brilliant!
7.9.23 - today's Victim brought out for an airing is Dane (Big Toe) Bowers - "He browk my 'arrt 'ee did innit!" & here we are 23 years later its still banging on about this Twarmer that happened donkey's years ago. YAWN..........ZZZZZZZZZZ
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-heart-been-30883906 Funny though Dane didn't even recognise her at some function they both ended up at and she got nowhere with him, but apparently she started on his mum then saying "Do you remember me? He should have married me blah, blah blah........" etc. His mum couldn't wait to get away from her and you could hear somebody with her in the background saying "Leave it Kate, just come away they aren't interested."! Beyond cringe and embarrassing
10.9.23 - a random one from the Sun today as regards her de-flowering Gareth Gates then selling the sordid details to the media. They called skank "Vengeful"


"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva" -
4.9.23 - no words necessary https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2425/2425752-15381b6855bcba67fdd1d2fa84d0a1f5.mp4
9.9.23 - Read this BS from the thing. "Has never smoked", "hardly ever, ever drink, don't do drugs" it doesn’t lie either....
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23880032/katie-price-in-pain-dissolves-lip-filler/

Fans? - Yes there are still a few of the brain-deads wandering about aimlessly -
5.9.23 - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2426/2426767-e8f5e812d074a6a4f2e591b892cbb6b1
Heres one of said brain-deads trying to explain "Wy girlz downt neyd an ejucayshun coz dey can bey Bewty Ferapists insted" Full of errors and so typically A Fan of the thing - it probably IS skank come to think of it!!
9.9.23 - Another one asked if the wooly jumpers had wool in them! She safe there though because they mostly nylon and acrylic
11.9.23 - yes they're at it again - "All saying the same thing!"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23891358/katie-price-fans-have-same-thing-lookalike-daughter-pic/

Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
29.8.23 - Just bringing this across so nobody forgets what this POS even does in front of cameras
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23705334/katie-price-animal-charity-smacking-puppy/
Now the Mirror too - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-slammed-animal-charity-30823702
"PETA has commented. PETA Founder Ingrid Newkirk said: "There is almost nothing more Katie Price could do to cement the fact that she is an unfit dog guardian and an irresponsible person." (I think Ingrid actually means skank is an arsehole)
Seven of Katie's pets have died in her care since 2017 and the latest was her protection dog Blade. The dog was hit by a car near her house and Katie said police were investigating Blade's death as she claimed the dog was killed as an attempt to get at her."
* Its all absolute bullshit! Nobody is after the skank, they wouldn't waste their time and neither will the police - skank is a LIAR through-and-through about everything and those poor creatures sufferred and died solely through HER NEGLIGENCE. Skank is an animal-abusing BULLY.
30.8.23 - the poor little hamster made a brief appearance on today's Twat Tok - his days are surely numbered. Poor little thing.
11.9.23 - something to be mighty proud of here - handing over an innocent puppy who will surely die soon enough at the hands of the skank https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2441/2441190-c8063f6ac3f1da05f0037b26dcc2dc2f.mp4
This bragging video has since been removed at source, presumably they don't like the backlash for handing over a little puppy to the Dog Killer

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Murderers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc -
* So a few days ago it had a letter from A Murderer who wants skank to "Tell His Story for him". WHY even??? "I had the police here the other day and I said to them ‘I got this letter from a murderer’. You know I love all of that stuff. They looked at me and I said ‘I know I look like I’m desensitised to it all because I’ve had all of my kidnap threats…’ (because kidnap and murder are both very similar, eh? Skanky..?) '"They were like ‘You should be concerned that he’s written to you’, however, Katie plans to work with the man and has already started to get the ball rolling. "I’ve got Liz from Channel 4 to ring him to do a documentary," she said.'' Best add "Murderers" onto the title then
2.9.23 - Out we come with the "Kidnappers Tale" now. Like Ant & Dec would bother with her eh? They have had previous dealings with it so best AVOID eh lads?
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23753479/katie-price-police-ant-dec-wind-up/
An old one but it seems skank has harboured ideas of being a Plod herself once-upon-a-time Now she spends her time getting arrested of course https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2011/jul/28/katie-price-would-be-detective
"I looked into becoming a Detective but you have to join the police force first"! DUH!! This journalist should get an award for their brilliant analysis of Skank.
7.9.23 - "Vicious twollz are targeting jumpers now"! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23846636/katie-price-jumper/

Lies, Lies and More Lies! -
1.9.23 - Heres the Mirror perpertuating the Lie about this gormless thicko EVER being capable of being A Paramedic!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-shock-new-30837486
"Katie has revealed she has recently decided to go back into the care industry as she revealed: "But now I'm training to be a paramedic, it's going to take five years." This caught Jamie (the podcast twerp) completely off guard as he quipped: "This is amazing!" Katie went on to add: "People don't know all this. I've done my community service from driving at St Catherine's Hospice and now I'm a volunteer, I'm now going to do care assistant there, because I said I want to work with them and the offices and they just can't believe I really want to do all that volunteer work – I just love caring for people." Yeah she's really caring eh? Look how she treats her kids, the animals, the Exes etc - its just vomit -inducing garbage When EXACTLY is she starting her 5 year paramedic training then ? Will it be before, after or during her time as a care assistant at the hospice? It's amazing what someone who left school having passed zero exams can achieve isn't it? I think it's lovely that she's obviously very quietly taken & passed all the necessary exams to enable her to go onto these further qualifications - is there a chance that she can actually just be a hospice care assistant or paramedic because she's "Katie Price"? No training needed? Watch a couple of episodes of Casualty & job done, she's in.
5.9.23 - Caught it out in another lie on a trailer for the crapcasts where it was complaining it was "forced" to park miles away from town to get to Donatello‘s with the kids a couple of weeks ago and they had to walk!!!! On her browkern trotterz anawl! Then it was made even worse because it was a Football day (Brighton & Hove Albion) so all the football hooligans and lager louts were grabbing at H. It made her feel uncomfortable, like everyone was staring at her all the time. So yes it was "Awll abahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" after all then! Two problems here, she says she parked at Brighton Centre & there’s a massive car park behind it, it literally takes less than 10 minutes to walk to Donatello‘s from there, it’s not miles away. The footie is played out of town, most supporters drink around the station on match day as you need to take the train to get to the ground, there wouldn’t have been many fans around the part of town where she was. I call BS, just playing the victim as usual. Lying her head off again, with Edna nodding sagely saying how awful it must have been............. Why did they just not use H's Blue Badge then or is that only for her personal use when he's not with her?
6.9.23 - Spreading the LIES that skank is "volunteering" at St. Catherine's Hospice when in fact it being there was under duress doing its Community Service, like it was obliged to do at 'Orsham Matters. https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/people/reality-tv-star-katie-price-volunteering-at-crawley-hospice-4279189

Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else -
1.9.23 - as if already being nicked for driving without a licence is any sort of Isshoo when you're The Skank!? Heres a comment from the Daily mail yesterday showing that YES it is still driving wherever and whenever it wants to. Don't be expecting the police to do anything either

Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
31.8.23 - describes the children as "Feral"in some crappy podcast. Something to be proud of eh skank?
1.9.23 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reported-fans-daughter-30833855
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-under-fire-over-30834340
1.9.23 -Lifted directly from yesterday's crapcast with that fool Jamie Whatever-his-name is - this is what Mummy has said about Bunty. Its a damn fine way to talk about her daughter eh? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23749155/katie-price-calls-daughter-bunny-nightmare/ "Bunny's a nightmare. The older ones are used to it but the little one Bunny, the sassy one, she'll flick 'em the bird and say, 'Do you think it's right taking pictures of kids?' " So Bunty gives the finger to adults in public? I wonder who she learned it from yet here we have skank acting so outraged but laughs of course because she'll be finding it hilarious.
3.9.23 - a bit of "Crooly Mum-Shamed" again - Look at it desperately trying to be "Seksi" alongside her teenage daughter
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23768118/katie-price-mum-shamed-glam-photo-with-daughters-princess/
4.9.23 - it won't be at all happy about this though LOL
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23735892/katie-price-peter-andre-junior-new-single/
6.9.23 - Here we go with a bit of "Crooly Mum-Shamed" that was lifted directly from one of it's crapcasts where it whinged about football hooligans "targeting MEEEEEEE" in Brighton. Funny it wasn't bothered not long ago when dragging H to nightclubs with loud music, drugs and alcohol, leaving him penned in a corner with colouring books and pens like an Exhibit. Or maybe the £6 grand it got to feed it's addiction made it worth it? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23827559/katie-price-mum-shamed-kids/
Look at the accompanying Poll the Sun created though ,a kind of two-fingered salute back at the thing LOL
Katie Price #315 I called it love, you called it a shag, I call you Chipolata, you call me a slag | Page 8 | Tattle Life
And the comments in the Mirror - "Following her comments, many fans slammed the OnlyFans star for putting her kids in the public eye.
One said: "This is how you got where you are by all the attention Should be more like your ex and his lovely wife and keep their kids private." Another added: "If you didn’t put him in the public eye all the time then. This wouldn’t happen." While a third quipped:"You Court attention when you want it, then moan when you don't. Shouldn't put your life and the kids on social media, people think they know you personally." Many actively wish they didn't know it at all though
8.9.23 - P has been dragged into the outcry over being photographed with alcohol in front of her at the Doll Bewty nonsense. Her spokesperson (Clare) vehemently denies she was indulging.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-16-not-drinking-alcohol-30891555" However, a source has now insisted to the Mirror that Princess wasn't drinking alcohol on the evening the image was taken – and the toast was 'set up'. The insider explained: "Princess wasn’t drinking alcohol she asked for Fanta and coke to be on her table, this was just a cheers set up."
9.9.23 - the latest bit of Crooly-Mum-Shamed from The Sun as regards it allowing the children to stay up till all hours to witness her appalling Twat Tok antics, but yeah -totally on her side - she's a great mum! Its barely even An Article anyway seeing as its the same old bollocks dished out again and again by the thing
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23881602/katie-price-hits-back-mum-shamers/
* s regards Jett on last nights fiasco on Twat Tok its very hard to believe nor comprehend HOW she just kept on at Jett constantly having a go at him throughout that dreadful Live farce. . There were over a 1000 people on that live seeing (some watching in disbelief no doubt) how she treats that lad - and this is a "Great Mum" is it??? Towards the end of the live when they were about to get ready to go out, she was "talking to" SB but at the same time, you saw the top of an adult male (that looked like SB) running in the garden (presumably to get J) but why were they running, unless it was because they were angry? Off camera J then came in at which point skank commented "Don't start Jett, I'm on live" so think something went down out of sight (as the clothes rail was in the way). Earlier he was dragged along to that salon and had to stand there listening to her screaming and swearing for an hour when even SB felt ill watching it, oh then on her earlier live said she would bring him to the nail bar in the morning (today) - lucky old Jett eh? Bunty gets to spend time with AFP & PFP at the seaside and he gets an outing to the effing Nail Bar! Note also that all the stuff it screeches at Jett about she lets Bunty do, calling it "Sassy".
9.9.23 - Lucky ol' Junior - Mummy is promoting him
11.9.23 - The obligatory foter wiv der kidz. All this does is highlight what a disfigured, hideous gargoyle skank really is

and this one of Jett. Everyone else looking neat and tidy at the Harefield farce in their charity T shirts and special passes- except this little lad who is wearing dirty clothes looking like a tramp. Skank does absolutely NOTHING for this child yet she still keeps her claws firmly dug into him.

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
31.8.23 - taken from its latest crapcast. H won't be getting any more 'olidays then. Not that it matters to her but she has said that he has been "Bad" at his residential too "H was a nightmare, he’s been bad at college too.....I spent MY time just cooking and cleaning and now need another holiday. Car window smashed by H on the way home, so drove 6 hours home in wind and rain"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-son-harvey-smashed-30829629 - she was "forced" dontcha know!
* On the other hand heres an item going back to 2021 with a very similar theme - one might think skank is lying again eh??
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/14550225/katie-price-son-harvey-hiccups-car/
8.9.23 - here we go with the Trump Card for the BH - Bring Out Harvey! The silly old bag still has not realised that she cannot have 'er 'Arvey's Law because it already exists as a legislation for compulsory microchipping of dogs - not that she'd know anything about that as her dogs are not chipped obviously. Apparently she is going to pick Harvey up on Wednesday, probably for a nice outing to The Rolls Building with her /www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-im-still-fighting-30895040

Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack -
31.8.23 - taken from the latest crapcast it mentions about her house being up for rent (Not repossessed LOL). Apparently C4 do want to make another MM next year, so she's said she was going to rent it out and then come back (once the tenant has re-decorated the dump for her). It insists Her Show isn’t axed despite what media says
13.8.23 - the Eve of Bankruptcy and out comes this bollockfest.https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/21456714/katie-price-mucky-mansion-makeover-revealed/

The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
30.8.23 - Another paper sticking it to her at last!! The Metro have gone for the jugular after Puppygate
metro.co.uk/2023/08/30/katie-price-unfit-dog-owner-animal-charity-peta-smacking-tank-19420839/?ico=just-in_entertainment_most-shared
31.8.23 - having a dig about it's constant vaping too https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12465401/Katie-Price-SLAMMED-irresponsible-vaping-camera-despite-influence-young-fans-mothers-incurable-lung-condition.html
1.9.23 - The Sun are steadfastly chipping away at the thing - they have An Agenda
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23726382/katie-price-daughter-bunny-youtube/
3.9.23 - Now this one comes with an "Allegedly" but it all the criteria fit like a glove to the skank & her SB - from Enty.
"This foreign-born former A list celebrity in her country and probably B-list everywhere else (make that Z List), is up to her ears in drug smuggling all thanks to her leech of a significant other. "
3.9.23 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12475713/Katie-Prices-mother-Amy-nearly-died-rushed-hospital-lung-transplant-Just-Stop-Oil-protestors-blocked-road.html It appears the Stop Oil protesters vengefully tried to "kill" AFP with one of their demonstrations yet you might think the Clan Grifter imbeciles would have taken another route to Harefield 'orspitawl knowing the road was blocked, but oh no! Anyway we can't blame skank for not going to 'orspitawl by another route because it was actually in Thailand, nor did it return for another two weeks AFTER the old dragon had her transplant, indeed Yes she was that concerned about the old baggage she stayed on 'oliday for another 14 days !!! Incidentally this article mentions the fact skanky is still dragging on vapes every ten seconds DESPITE her mother's lung problems
4.9.23 - pointing out what an absolute slattern the thing is (in words that even Daily Star readers can understand)
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-wildest-confessions-mile-29954285
5.9.23 - here comes the Birmingham Mail with SB's (alleged) groping photo https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20230905_141409_chrome-jpg.2427566/
7.9.23 - Heres the sizzling Sun sticking it to the skank as regards to it wearing clothing thats not only HIDEOUS but has the added extra of being covered in stains where it cannot eat without drizzling it all over Phil and Grant or spitting fried egg sandwiches all over them. Skank really is the epitomé of disgusting
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23846636/katie-price-jumper/ The comments are bang-on though - what a great advert for JWhyWhy clobber....
"But cruel fans poked holes in the mum-of-five's outfit, and one called it "old" as another typed said: "Jumper looks like its been in her dirty washing pile for a month."
A third sniped: "Very odd, jumper could do with an iron and looks cheap!!!" (Are they talking about the crappy jumper or skank's face here?) Some of the cretins are defending it though, one even going so far as to admit they have that ghastly jumper and it "Looks amaaaaaazin" or some such crud. LOL
8.9.23 - heres The Sun doing a bit of stirring (having seen this mentioned on here) https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23856071/katie-price-peter-andre-daughter-princess-underage/
and again - thankyou dear lurking Sun journos, we are happy to be of service to you Theyare loving that row story……they are ready to go all in on her next week. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23876429/katie-price-row-with-carl-woods-on-camera/
11.9.23 - The Sun are biding their time with a few reminders, no doubt they'll have front-row seats reserved https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23909346/katie-price-court-mucky-mansion-future/