Katie Price 76 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Price Dropped 2025 -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we are Again -another dismal failure - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* It's Panto Time Again! Woo Hoo! It's Behind you!!
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
1.4.25 - About her plastic dollies & it comes from an insider apparently

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."

22.3.25 - posted this on IG. Its an oldie from serval-faces-ago, but for someone who insists she'll never post such things, strange how its OK to put this one on where she clearly isn't wearing any drawers.
25.3.25 - Looking good! Drowning in JYY Sack 'o Shite Fashuns, bedraggled & clutching onto it's vape for grim death - jeeez.....

27.3.25 - more gross images of it eating & trying to be awwwwlllll seksi Choklit stuck on dem Turkey Teefs anawl
* Getting ready for the Knobbly Knees contest at Butlitz
* and still trying desperately to be seksi

Price Dropped 2025 -
20.3.25 - Edna has found another Bandwagon to attach skanky to - the bitter irony of it........................
Theres a couple of interesting comments on that PD post, this one for example.
"Someone said her stepdad told someone she’s on probation l hope it’s true
And this one as well
"I hope so.....she deflects so much,but the media “discharge”of BH isn’t all that she’s been made to pay up or prison,the brother and sister named as well so HMRC are aware of her dodgy pay for work "
21.3.25 - here we go with Saaaarrrrrffff Affrikka and skanky's LIES
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHdt_Xbi9gD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Thus state ITV
23.3.25 -Heres some more LIES for you - It has not stopped skanky wearing Adidas though, nor did it "twigger" a massive panic attack when P's boyfriend wore an adidas Trackie in her presence Plus, is this statement in print from it not just a bit RACIST?
27.3.25 - more incoming shortly - DY's story Should be fun right in the middle of her pathetic panto "rehearsals" - she wont be happy and everyone else will pay the penalty for it!
28.3.25 - First cab off the ranks is about H, ie. her feeding him CBD "sweeties" to earn cash for MEEEEEE! H won't see a penny of it of course like any of the rest of the junk she uses him to promote for her, however this time she's potentially endangering his life by allowing him to scoff these things like they're Haribo Starmix! No doubt his doctors have not been consulted as to whether this is safe either https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHti5WNC3Lo/?utm_source=ig_embed
* Check this comment though
* More still Unveiling of more LIES from skank undoubtedly
* DY's sorry tale . Its mostly what we here know already but its good that it's heading out into a bigger audience so they get to see it too, in all its gruesomeness
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHvkZB_C8ex/?utm_source=ig_embed One thing stands out though - the not unsurprising revelation of skanky doing her utmost to re-seduce DY whenever he came to see H, always ensuring that Pete was out-of-the-way so she could do her seksi-best to snare the bloke again. However DY managed to avoid being predated by it all over again and thus she launched into her Campaign of Revenge that endures to this day, for which H has suffered most thanks to Mummy and Clan Grifter. He could have had a far better life with his Dad involved along the way but Mummy couldn't possibly allow that when Daddy rejected MEEEEEEE now could she?!
* And then stating in contemporary interviews that she stopped access because DY "Was not paying MEEEEEE enough...." when actually he was paying AFP a bloody fortune over the years to do the job H's decrepit "mother" was incapable and not bovverred about doing for him, but DY never kicked up a fuss over this, he just paid up and took the flak from all corners for being such a bastard towards his eldest son even though it was a bloody LIE from start to finish. FGS even destitute fathers have a Right to see their children so why was skank allowed to do this?? Yeah she really loves H doesn't she?

Bankruptcy here we are Again - Another dismal failure -Woo Hoo! -
18.3.25 - heres an interesting Bankruptcy update just in - the automatic discharge she was bragging about.
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20250318_140446_outlook-jpg.3470705/
* Even more companies added to the list for automatic 40% deductions to be taken by the looks of it - is this the result from her getting the bankruptcy discharged that she's gotta pay all this?
* So yes its got off with another bankruptcy like her mate Katona! The Sun are happy to put out how pleased she is that she is not bankrupt anymore although they didn’t actually mention just how many companies have got to pay HMRC 40% before paying her, ie ten on this Bankruptcy and five remaining from the previous case! This is not the end of it because skank WILL go bankrupt again as she cannot stop spending frivolously on rubbish, but now ordinary tax-paying people are fed up with her profligate spending but not paying - what a fiasco all in all
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33916384/katie-price-happy-discharged-bankruptcies-debt/

* One thing has become apparent from this farce and thats the FACT Dan & Edna have been identified as being complicit in hiding her money. Theres no hiding now skank when the whole clan and acquaintances are now firmly on the radar and sighted in the crosshairs - hope everyone keeps their books in order from now on.
* Its is believed that now this fiasco is over it leaves the way clear for private enterprises and other folks she has ripped-off who were not involved in these cases to be able to go after it for their monies because she no longer has any bankruptcies to hide behind - oh and she will also have to pay tax again like everyone else. (Cue bankruptcy Three next year when it all begins over again)
* and as soon as it knew about the discharge it was off out splurging money on crap again!
It's bought someone elses' hair for a re-thatch as well
There now. You can see it was all just a minor inconvenience to MEEEEEEE after all - screw all the people she owes money to whose lives she ruined. They don't matter at all, only MEEEEEEEEEEE

Good to know she's "happy" though
* However, this is the scumbag who ignored the trustees for 5 years, got arrested & carried on ripping people off, but it’s all about HER as usual. She still owes a lot of money to people and here it is rubbing it in saying she will make millions again, however unlikely it is in truth. AND if she really is earning that sort of amount then everyone else she owes money to can go at her for their slice now can't they?? Is she really stupid enough to believe her troubles are over, the truth is they are only just beginning when her addled brain has not worked out that now she's going to get bailiffs knocking on her door every other week on behalf of the various creditors she still owes money to. The creditors are not going to just walk away and forget the money she owe them but now she has'nt got Bankruptcy to hide behind. There’s stupid then there’s skanky.
"Pushed, Katie reveals she can make “around £50,000 on a good month” although, until February 2027, the pesky taxman will take 40% of this as part of her first bankruptcy order". (quote from her Noo Bestie Mate Claggy Clemmie)
So actually skank - you are really not clear yet are you when the fallout from Bankruptcy 2 has yet to kick-in?
* Plus if skank is really "happy about being out of bankruptcy" and can now get back her empire to earning millions, why the fuck didn't she just keep up with the I.V.A at £12,000 a month? (skank was still earning good money at the time) She could have been out of bankruptcy 3 years ago still live in Pricey Towers, she'd already have her empire back and earning millions - but she didn't did she? She'll be on the same path again in a year or so for defaulting.
* Actually its perfectly plain to see that she's not making good money anymore - it’s so bloody obvious when its peddling CBD snake-oil remedies, crappy diet foods that you can see she hates and made in China hideous polyester garments, she's living off freebies & making an occasional appearance at a night club - these are pretty much signs of despair & desperation. No doubt she thinks Princess will be the next ace up her sleeve to utilise like H now that she’s run out of LIES, skank will be there adding her daughter into every all possible stream of income she can get her claws onto like she does with H, the social media, Butlitz karaoke, the sponsored crap. She’s just a despicable lying con artist exploiting her children ones to get MEEEEE through it. No work ethic, nothing nada zilch
* As to the farcical K&K tour, wonder how skank feels about her bestiest bestest bestie best friend Kerry Kokehead getting paid nearly twice the amount she is because of the 40% deductions.? All those dates up and down the country day-after-day toiling for 40% less than your "co star" (???) that'll be a right kick in the Turkey teeth.
21.3.25 - This lot are boasting about getting skank off her Bankruptcy which is something to be really proud of, but will they get paid or will she knock them too as she has done to far too many innocent people and companies? It would be fasconating to know where the money came from to pay them because they would have not been cheap.

The photo they used must be 30 years old though - she won't like that!
* https://metro.co.uk/2025/03/21/katie-price-given-bankruptcy-warning-already-set-make-millions-22766286/ She won't give a damn - Bankruptcy Number Three is a foregone conclusion.
23.3.25 - Its now £500 million in Three Years!

"I want to make about 500 million"....................... "I've been raped about 3 times........................"
She uses that word "About" in many interesting ways.......
* Obviously it's going to win the lottery then to get its ghastly talons onto loadsa munney!

Lets hope skank remembers to tick the 'no publicity' box because she won't want all those begging letters from fucking poor peasants, people she still owes money to, or worse still - members of Clan Grifter looking for a hand out from MEEEEEEEE.
25.3.25 - Sometimes in the midst of piles of bullcrap churned-out there appears a nugget of Der Troof, as in this example today concerning how amaaaaaaazin' skanky looks we find this reference to it's bankruptcy that she seems to think is all over and done with now.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-painful-face-surgery-34921683?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#google_vignette

Is the implication here that now there are a fresh lot of debtors after her?
* 'And a trustee continues to deal with her debt settlement'! Well clearly these trustees have done a job up until now when its walked away from TWO bankruptcies already, so its pretty doubtful any creditors will see any money from the thing anyway. There is little doubt that Bankruptcy III is already looming when she's still got back tax to pay & won't keep records of earning nor bother to pay her taxes on current earnings but hey ho, she'll get away with it all again no doubt because she's The Skank and thats wot she duzz innit. Its OK - she'll Just make noises that she's 'Co-operating', she'll go bankrupt again then wait for it to be wiped off like the last two fiascos have been, all rather conveniently for MEEEEEE.
27.3.25 - Now this rubbish. Of course she means this!!! She'll be on Bankruptcy III before you know it!
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-had-wake-call-115329224.html

Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
Harking back to Shitty Shack I, (the repossessed one), check this info re sold house prices in Dial Post-
Hydehurst Farm, Worthing Road, Dial Post, Horsham, RH13 8NS
Last sold Jan 2025 for £1,150,000. Previous sold Oct 2014 for £1,350,00 - which means £200k less than she paid for it. Most properties increase in value over the years but not this one - she devalued it over her years of tenure to the degree the place was little more than a filthy, stinking, decrepit hovel when she finally got evicted How she managed to destroy the value of that house is quite an achievement really................... #Iconic even
27.3.25 - Oh look! The old Shitty Shack is being rescued after being skanked all those years! The new owners are starting with avengence to remove all traces of skankiness from the place She won't be happy to see this on her sneaky 'orse riding visit

https://www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/people/renovation-work-underway-at-katie-prices-mucky-mansion-5053329
* I wonder if the builders found the remains of the blokes she kept in the attics for her own sordid pleasures? Or all the ghosts she reckoned were there? Then theres the acid attackers, 'Orsham's Own Banksy, those Post Boc thieves, F4J after causing her direct harm, the dog killing assassins, dog killing rogue pizza delivery drivers, burglars, hoardes of Saaaarrrrrffff Affrikkans and Mexican bandits, bailiffs plus all the people who just drove up her driveway randomly for something to do or simply to gawp at MEEEEE?.

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
18.3.25 - doing as he's told again! Skank sent him to buy her some rings just to try to fuel speculation & to get some coin into the purse on the pretext that they really are ENGAGED. Of course they are!
Not one media outfit took the bait though & they're pretty piss-poor items compared to her other ones that she bought herself though
25.3.25 - https://tattle.life/attachments/img_1965-png.3481348/
"MAFS star Ella Morgan admits her ex JJ Slater's relationship with Katie Price 'Makes me laugh"
Actually it makes us all laugh - hysterically!!!
This being the latest from the DM, apparently "Ella was too loud for him and he didn’t like her drinking.....". The only conclusion to this enigma is that he can therefore only be with skank for coin then since this sounds exactly like her??
29.3.25 - Now Bong is a Moddle we will be seeing lot more of his Moddlin' prowess, such as this. He’s like a 5 year old who’s just been asked to wear clothes sprinkled with itching powder.Lots of fidgeting and a naive grin. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHvmGmEIf3L/?utm_source=ig_embed
* Surely the Owner of FLAB ought not to be advertising a rival company's fantastic outfits???

Clan Grifter Gossip -
19.3.25 - There will be squeaky bottoms within Clan Grifter now that Edna and brother Danny have BOTH been identified as hiding money for skanky (probably through them that it still had sheaves of credit cards etc at her disposal when supposedly budgeted by Bankruptcy)
20.3.25 - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3473/3473821-e72b46d06c64d3bbe3374ede54333962.mp4
Reposting this crap & no doubt gloating about getting off with TWO bankruptcies

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
18.3.25 - here we go again with this bullshit and NO - nobody gives a shiny shite anyway!
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-jj-slater-baby/
There will not be any "baby" so this is all just pathetic rubbish from skank and the Clan

Errrrrrr..................... what career and what kids? No baby for you ever again skanky so just accept it!
27.3.25 - and out with this nonsense again about her plastic dollies yawn.................... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shocks-fans-baby-34941229

# Ouch!! -
18.3.25 - this is an Ouch!! for Bong, as seen on skank's FB page Someone on FB comments described him as
"That tiny camp lad she wants to marry'
* "Katie Price like 'Something seen at Cheltenham' as huge teeth spark fan concern"
* Funny comment from Daily Fail - "Been down on everything except the Titanic "
*

26.3.25 - So much in love................ yeah righty ho!! That is one loved up couple. If one didn't know they were supposedly "a couple" you wouldnt have known it judging by the lack of intimate body language. Could almost be strangers walking in the same direction.
28.3.25 - Brilliant! Comparing skank to Man Utd!! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3485/3485473-7e08af0464e207bf61c589292d459345.mp4

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
19.3.25 - "Yeah isss awwwlll abbaaahhhtt MEEEEE still!" Strange then that literally not one person even glanced in her direction when she, the bent social worker and the filter were scurrying around Waitrose the other day buying cake tins!!. The only excuse she could have for wearing that hoodie in public would be if the last line ended with "... OR YOU WILL TURN TO STONE"
*

Never a truer word uttered by the skank
20.3.25 - as per the awful video of her and Enda getting ready for those shite Glomama "awards" she stares in the mirror and says grandly
“I’m such a sort.....beautiful..........” with Edna grovelling in reply with “Yes you are”
So just this past week- take a look at it....... "Such a Sort" indeed

21.3.25 - heres another quote from the Gob of Skank
“No, you won't be seeing me doing porn and all of that because I’ve had it written into my contract because I've never done that and I wouldn't do it".
And then do what? Hideous over-filtered photos on OF of her nude in the shower or what about Those Photos showing her laying on her bed with on her stomach??. She also made sex videos with Dane B. and others too
* Heres an idea for a Noo Show For MEEEEEEEE! Its wholly based on the shite it comes out with on weekly rotational basis
Spin that wheel!!
23.3.25 - sharing yet another old photo from many faces ago. Yes this IS the person who is twarmertized by water!!! This is is from the episode of her boring AF ITV Reality show ... a whole episode that was literally just about her filming the titles for her own show whilst pretending it was a mowdelling shoot she had been hired to do by someone else!!! It was copying these underwater shoots from Americas Next Top Model, thus proving again that there is nothing original in Skankyland and saying she loved doing it did she? Funny that because all she did was complain and go on and on about how hard it was through the whole episode ! She couldnt do this shoot now - Phill and Grant would spin her on her back and keep her face up on the surface as if she were wearing a Life Jacket - no matter how hard she was thrown in the pool!
* As to this innate terror of "Water", apparently she’s been scared of going in the water ever since she had a panic attack when she was 15…
She confirmed she had a phobia of water in IAC 2009 yet filmed that advert underwater in 2011? Said she loved doing that yesterday.
Got a life coach in 2012 to get over her fear as it affected her swimming with the kids on holiday
2018 she swam with sharks for ITV
2019 filming SAS the fear was conveniently back along with just having her fifth kidnap threat - that was never mentioned again, even in her Book of Lies.
2022 she was able to jump off a boat into the sea ….
* And now her "Big Film Break" https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-first-ever-big-34901636
This film sounds diabolical So diabolical even the nobodies are making excuses to get out of it, or is it that they don't want to be seen with skanky?
25.3.25 - According to it's latest Grand Announcement, apparently she’s got all her social media log-ins back so she’s "Going to be back on twitter...................." How thrilling for everyone although maybe somebody could let her know it’s called X now. Funny how she’s suddenly got them back after the bankruptcies have ended though...…
26.3.25 - That horriffic image!!!
and an oldie here too - more bullshit https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/come-dine-with-katie-price-117494

Plasterclasses and Live Tour Garbage -
29.3.25 - More of this crap as well. Just how does it keep getting booked for ANYTHING????

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
19.3.25 - yes they are indeed amongst us for it appears they are Twolling over on PD and dishing out threats on behalf of Their Belovéd skank.
21.3.25 - The departure of Bong is surely en route for here we are with the Braindeads upping the ante on him now.
Have they not realised skank has always dressed & behaved like a slut irrespective of whoever she happens to be shagging at the time? Naturally the Braindeads aren't happy with all "twolling" and "nasty" comments on an old photo of skank & Bong on a beach pre-Ozempic, they're just looking for a scapegoat, so as soon as his Contract ends Bong's name will be added to the seemingly never-ending list of "Exes wot have used and abused MEEEEE!".
* This was on a trip with Peter - just look what its doing
* We'll just let these Braindeads carry upsetting the skank with reminders of her tewwwibbul hordeayls in Afffrikka - onwards you go you adoring Braindeads Plus ça change....
23.3.25 - Morons!
"Exploited" eh? Well look no further than WWoW if you want to see real "exploitation" in action, plus see what skank does with her own children too. That presumably is OK though??
26.3.25 - This moron was at the back of the queue when brain cells were being handed out. Comment from Mail.
"Have you forgot Kate sued them back and WON .Pete and his tubby manager were forced to sell their houses too pay their legal bills. So No I don't think he will try, he does not his finger burnt twice. There is film to back her up what an unpleasant person he really is."
28.3.25 - one of the Braindeads on her FB have announced that she's "Achieved her amaaaaaazin' Noo Look" through hard works at the gym and sensible diet"! That proves the intelligence quotient of her "fans". FFS.............
* So one minute she is supposedly chugging those skinny foods, then the next she is eating roast dinners and curries & takeaway! Make up your mind skanky! I guess the one thing we can say about her is that she is consistantly inconsistent! And to her stupid brain deads, no she has NOT got that skinny by 'eating healthy and working out'. By her own admission and posts she eats crap, and when was the last time she went to the gym? In the early days of her 'relationship' with Lego she was going to the gym with him then that all stopped.

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives-
20.3.25 - Moddlin' these fine designer outfits again This collection is Shein Shite - JYY can't be happy their own Supamoddle is wearing someone else's ragbags,can they?
21.3.25 - more delightful garments from JYY as moddled by Worzel Gummidge's sister https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20250321_171923_chrome-jpg.3475682/
"Yes you too can look as minted as me in this naff cheap nasty classy outfit for just £10!!! ... I wear it for all of my fancy public appearances at supermarkets, panto rehearsals and in my own kitchen where I can be seen advertising any old shit for pennies ... Buy it now (no guarantee it will ever arrive, but its worth a go). Otherwise just stick a tenner in a brown envelope, write "Contracts" on it and send it to MEEEEEEEE! immediately"
24.3.25 - Troughing-down the Skinny crap whilst trying to make it look like she even likes the stuff
Thats a Top Moddle pose there too
This company seem to think that using skank to advertise foodstuff brings them custom as she schlurps and slaps it about, spilling it down her front like a toddler because she's somehow managed to miss that gigantic gob of hers - and she can't even "act" like it doesn't taste revolting either
26.3.25 - UGH its troughing again. Strange how the lizard tongue pops out after every gobfull though.
28.3.29 - Heres a first! Scrounging AND Grifting and the same time Vape rammed into gob as well, PLUS how come she's allowed to vape in the panto dressing room again when its supposedly forbidden by LAW? Oh yeah -different rules for the skank innit!

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
19.3.25 - its been on SC with the usual banal rubbish:- She was going horse riding yesterday but Helen's truck won't start. Meeting in Brighton then buying a shit load of bras and loads more clothes from Zara & perfume before going to the new sunbed place. Starting Panto on Thursday, she's been and got a load of stuff from WHSmiths. BORING and not even the slightest whimper of "Poor MEEEEEEE!" over the alleged "miscarriage" a few weeks ago either. Wonder why??
19.3.25 - https://youtu.be/PtqDtBDtWqQ - filmed at Edna's getting ready for the illustrious Glomama "awards" that she knew she was going to WIN.
* Quote from it "My bastard puppy has had a nice chomp of my shoes” but luckily has a 2nd pair of her expensive shoes in black.
* Running late as usual as "Had to get the kids organised....................." WTF… What "kids"???
* Literally sprays herself 20 times with her perfume
* Standing in one of the children's rooms it announces grandly that she "Needs a shit but ain’t got time for that............needs a wee but ain’t got time for a shit or to wipe her arse…." Ever classy is the skank of course
* Mentions delightedly how everyone comments how skinny she is.
* She says she "I can’t look in the mirror as I'm such a sort, so beautiful." (She isn't taking the piss either)
* Decided to wear her hair up, as she looks too old with it down.
* She asked to use Bong's credit card that night - the look on his face was a picture!!
* It says the guys at home and the girls are out to play, "Well we’re not, we just want to get home and get cosy".
* She doesn’t even know the correct name of the awards.
* and heres this weeks Crapcast edition - same shit, different day. No transcript Wonder if she asked to have it removed?
*Taking about paintings/pictures on their walls (Thought skank only had pictures of MEEEEEEEEEEEE?)
* Taking about Botox. Edna sez she's too scared to do it.
* Skank sez she has learnt time management (yet they were running late for the Glomama awards on Saturday!)
* The wise skank doesn't think you can break a short nail
* They going to her First Red Carpet event in many years (Meaning Glomama? ) Her classy outfit still not sorted.
* She has gone to Brighton today to do content and apparently asked Mummy to pick out 6 outfits for her. Outof her clothes? "She's 17 and I have to put her outfits together as she likes the way I puts them together. MY shoes, MY trainers, MY clothes. I'm 46 and wearing clothes 17 year olds like!!!! " FFS (P tells auntie Edna she does dress "differently......." )
* Skank is in the middle of a photoshoot (JYY) - every week she gets a whole load of new clothes.
* Edna says Albert is home from nursery because he's ill (yet Mummy is still going out of course)
* Skank is trying to twerk with her bony arse leaving Edna in hysterics. This will be worth watching when it comes on YT.
* And yes - skank still reckons she can sing.
* She's had Harv all week & he didn't want to go back. She can now get some good nights sleep. H gets up about 7/8am as he goes to bed later with her.
* It moans that she's fed up with having to watch Barney & Peppa pig for 22 years - so she told H that mummy pig is pregnant & he said he didn't like it. They say H was very good when he went to Ednas.
* Edna has been making homemade granola then skank announces she can cook, but not the best - she gets by.
* Edna tries to enlighten skank by telling her how to make butter, skank replies she uses "LOOpak" think she meant Lurpak.
* Weather has been nice, it feels like it is getting lighter in the evenings..
* She wants to go to the Brighton Centre to the Ministry of Sound orchestra. Skank is going to get them tickets.
* Talking about going to the awards on Saturday, skank says they should go to One Bar before, just for one (woooo!) then she wants to go to a club, but puts on a silly voice about how they "Are expected back for the kids, as JJ is with Harry and they will go mad if we are back late.............."
* She's been watching MAFs. And Au Pair and going to watch Adolescence.
* Edna tries to start talking about Jane Austen then gets shut down by skank who says "Who is Jane Austen?" Even Edna is gobsmacked and tells her she is an author, so of course KP pipes up how SHE is a number 1 author.
* Edna is going to do some furniture painting next week to which back comes skank with "I'm going to make these boots..." then gets cut off by Edna, Skank carries on regardless about making stuff and how she is really creative (Yes love, we've seen the pom pom vase and cd table, not seen any curtains though or any nice clothes for Harvey, have we?!) Skank reckons she is going to stick beads on these boots to copy some customised boots, then do the same on a denim skirt.
* Panto rehearsals, she has to work around the kids, so can only do certain shows, she's a nice fairy this time &her script is the longest she has ever had to do - plus she's doing a film at the same time. She doesn't know the title of the film, neither does Edna.
"I've never acted, but I did Sharknado, but got eaten by the shark............." Says she insisted on the script being changed so she didn't have to kiss the guy - she reckons she looked at him and said, "I'm not kissing that!". (Wonder if he thought the same?)
* Edna is going to see her in panto - reminds everyone that she has singing in it.
* J&P all love it in her house! They all take turns to cook, then watch MAFs or watch a film. They just sit there drinking tea and biscuits, sometimes it's later as the boys want to watch the football, skank tells Bong she wants the football off, but he says he wants to watch it, so she says ok they can keep it on. (awwww ain't that kind of her eh?)
* She sez Bunny wants her to put her trampoline up. (Making it known she has the kids of course)
* Edna is moaning that her veg patch is f*cked.
* They're looking foward to BBQ's at skanks with all the family - that'll be nice for the neighbours eh? .
Questions now.
* Any artists you would collab with (living or dead)? A few years ago skank would have said Nelly, but now, Luther Vandross & Chris Brown.
* Talking about men in grey tracksuit bottoms, Edna says you should see Harry in his, then skank says
"Well he has got a shlong hasn't he, you can't miss it?. Studying her brother-in-law's willy eh? Edna had better watch it or she'll have him fishing for tampons!
* Ideal dates?
Skank sez its "Not about evening meals with a drink, more about adventure in the daytime, theme park or experience, it's not about alcohol and thinking would they get to take her home, no, they are not that lucky and I don't do the one night stand thing****. It should be an all day, not around alcohol (she's mentioning drink a lot!) you can touch their knee." She wants to be taken around Harrods but that's never happened. She reels off some designers. She has never had a date like that with bags of shopping, then go for dinner in a chauffeur driven car. That's never happened.
**** Maybe she needs to check her autobiographies, as she had a good few dates and was spoilt on nights out - but as for the LIES about "One Night Stands".................)
* Worried about people giving her chocolate that has been injected with stuff.
Bad fan gifts: Nothing bad, but some rank paintings
*Biggest regrets... here we go, bound to be Eurovision and Men...
Yep, Men and never had a girl's holiday, like pool party one, never gone out dating or shagged about, (Think many of your exs would disagree with that statement!) She hasn't had a normal conventional way of life she says.
* It says if she walked on to the Love Island set (no bloody chance luv!), she would be like "Oi Oi boys...I'm Kate, I'm from Brighton and I'm up for stepping on anyone's toes." (To be met by a chorus of "No fanx Gran!")
* She's taking the mick out of Edna. and thats it really - an utter waste of airtime that gets worse every week
* As to the statement on today's Crapcast that she never cheats on anybody nor shagged-about, what about these then?
"She has also had liaisons with two current members of the Three Lions rugby squad. She was single but, alas, "Lawyers have stopped me from saying who there are".
Confirming their engagement is off, Katie tells Kris bluntly, 'Yes, I cheated on you twice.
Katie Price cheated on me with England footballer and three other men, says Carl Woods"
* No she doesn't shag-around does she?
Taken from PD ://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13715411/Katie-Price-leaked-texts-sports-ace-Carl-Woods-cheated.html
"And texts and voice notes have now been 'leaked', in which the former glamour star, 46, admits she had an affair in their relationship.
The leaked messages show Katie and her sister Sophie discuss when she got 'ghosted' by the unknown sportsman after already cheating on Carl, 35.In voice notes obtained by The Sun, Sophie asked: 'What’s going on with him, have you spoken to him anymore or is that dead in the water?'
Katie responded: 'Since that day, I’ve not spoke to him. Nothing, no message, nothing. So I messaged him this morning saying this.'
A screenshot of the message shows Katie and the sports star discuss their secret night spent together.
But after being ghosted by the man, Katie told her sister she felt like she was 'f***** and chucked'.
The man responded: 'I’ve had a lot on my mind, it’s not an excuse though.'
In separate messages, leaked messages between Katie and Carl shows her pleading for him to take her back, saying: 'It was just a drunken s***'.
(This mystery shag was Polo Egg who fled as soon as she decided they were going to make it "official ")
Carl decided to speak out after skank lambasted him in one of her dreary books, "This is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
27.3.25 - TWO Crapcasts on one wiki! Shows how boring she is these days! Today's pod is entitled, "I'm not bankrupt!" https://youtu.be/8OsjdroYtyo
* Rambling on about panto. She has a short dress to wear as the fairy, so she's not sure about the dance moves (you couldn't see her legs stumbling about at Christmas). Got 2 big solos this time. No one has egos in the team (not even MEEEEE?), says they are all good at singing. Edna & Amy are going (apparently) So is Junior - he's never seen her perform, only in the kitchen.
* She watched her niece in panto as she had bought the tickets and couldn't let her down, then Bong had to drive her up to Manchester to start rehearsals, they were knackered.
* Edna off to the IOW for Mother's day. Olive has been ill.
* Skank is twarmertized because she broke a nail. So she's going to get blue nails with glitter on.
*J&P missing her as she isn't at home. (so she says)
* She loves being at home in her kitchen, she's happy she has her.... phone, kitchen & kids. (Love the order she reeled that off in).
* Talking about the social media side. (SHAME YOU TWO COULDN'T ENSURE JETT & BUNNY WERE NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA EH?).
* It says Bong used to watch a lot of Disney stuff before he met MEEEEEEE.
*Apparently said they are staying in a Premier Inn. (Pictures looked more like a Travelodge though!
* Glowmama awards. Didn't have a clue who anyone was because she's not in the Tiktok world. (The feeling was mutual no doubt)
* Tedious rubbish about Brighton. Rather boring.
*Wallace the horse is lame, he had an abscess in his foot. She ended up riding another horse round her old fields by the Shitty Shack, (I bet she was being nosy).
* She's still insisting SHE gave the keys back to the MM and it was because of the fly tipping - she reckons she was rushed out of the house.
*Talking about bankruptcies..
*Eyebrows are lighter as been having them lasered off.
Then they went as Olive waking up. Just 28 minutes including several adverts. and boring as fuck!! https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0923-png.3484363/
* Seconds later....
*
Katie Price: ‘I love being bankrupt’
My bankruptcy is the best thing that’s ever happened to me… It has been a secret security to me that Carl (?) is not with me for any money I have, as I don’t have millions in the bank.”
* So heres Der Troof from The Gob of Skank.
SHE gave back the keys but the mortgage company gave her too short notice to leave - That doesn’t sound right at all, she's a liar because we all have seen the eviction notice publicly placed on the Shitty Shack gates
She also says she is glad she is out of bankruptcy as she can spend now - She has never stopped spending
Plus has she forgotten that 15 companies have orders to take 40% off her earning? - So therefore she has NOT paid what she needed to so its all lies again!
* So what do the new owners think about her going riding around THEIR PROPERTY? She would sure as hell be onto 'Orsham Plodshop screeching about it if the place was still hers dontcha think? Nevertheless there she is posting photos of MEEEEEEE trespassing on somebody else's property & not giving a shit about it.
*
Twice bankrupt for a total of £3M..... a 'Nice little wake-up call' eh?...... Won't it be interesting to see if she actually files her own tax accounts for 2023/24?
* "I handed the keys back and it was the mortgage company that made me leave quickly....."
BUT DIDNT SHE SAY IN AN INTERVIEW.
"I was advised to leave by the police after the acid attack on my pink range rover, also my therapist Dr AL said leave because of all the bad memories." Yet again proving that skank cant remember all the lies she tells

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
18.3.25 - Skeletor is off for some more Tweetmints! Topping up The Orange colourway ready for panto so she'll be the same colour as Zippy. Matchy-matchy innit! Woo Hoo!!
23.3.25 - off we go again then Katie Price's worrying surgery plans in full as she moans about 'saggy' bum - Mirror Online
Not bad really when only on 20th February it declared it was not having any more, so the conclusion is that she's found another mug to do it after Ellie The Butcher gave her the elbow from bludging freebies

*https://x.com/ihtiandrs12/status/1885664930906476950ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1885664930906476950%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=
24.3.25 -
Out and about in Cheshire pretending that she doesn't know the cameras are there, bein' all nonchalent like.......................
Two things are apparent though
1. Her special headband wig, and
2. The mangled state of her earhole! One might feel a tad sorry for her for a nanosecond what with those cheeky ears, the Spock eyebrows, the rubber lips & the sun-ravaged skin but she looks so pissed- off in general. Perhaps its the idea of weeks-on-end of this travelling panto fiasco to demean herself with and after that she's got to drag her sorry arse up and down the country on her whistle-stop tour of backstreet dives with KK who will be pocketing far more coin than she is for the same shitfest? It serves her right & hopefully she's as miserable as she looks
26.3.25 - How long until it launches into a major rant about this one then?
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14945083/katie-price-instagram-concern-new-eyebrows/
27.3.25 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14950896/katie-price-slim-legs-spark-concern/ Have they not realised yet that NOBODY is "concerned"?
28.3.25 - It is still trying to claim that her horrendous weightloss was due to her own careful diet and exercise, posting constantly photos of food she's allegedly eaten (that looks foul anyway). ‘Fans say Katie needs to eat more because she’s too thin.’ Cue social media posts of her ‘eating’ a lot of brown slodgy food. She’s has a very healthy diet, than you very much. All that Skinny food and collejean. Yum. ‘I’m healthy and happy.’ it squawks. Watch this space ……..
29.3.25 - Onwards we go with more quackery to try to stem The Looks that are disappearing at break-neck speed with very passing day - well in fact they are already long gone but hey ho! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34129812/katie-price-age-reversing-procedure-nad-injection/
Why on earth is she undergoing these procedures anywaywhen she only had a face lift a few months ago plus didn't she say she was 'very happy' with the results? So why on earth is she doing this? It's good to see she is over her abject 'fear of needles' again, lol!
30.3.25 - And she just gets worse EVERY SINGLE TIME

Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
20.3.25 - It didn't take her long to leap onto this particular Bandwagon - and then make it Awwwllll Abbaahhhttt MEEEEEEEE! Its wildly apparent that this fluff-piece is far too eloquent to be the skank so it must be Edna's handiwork instead.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-eddie-jordans-ex-grid-34896980

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
26.3.25 - its been a while since Pete got mentioned but here she is reminiscing about The Worst Day In Pete's Entire Existence.............
www.oldham.gov.uk/news/article/2792/it_reminds_me_of_my_first_wedding_-_katie_price_gets_nostalgic_as_she_prepares_for_oldham_panto_debut
Note that its not mentioned weddinz in respect of Bong lately - Hey JJ, you will forever remain in her Pete's shadow, remember that.
28.3.25 - Now what/who could Pete possibly mean eh?

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
27.3.25 - Nah she doesn't vape constantly does she?

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
18.3.25 - we've not seen Wallis for a while so he was due an outing on her sm's. It must be visiting KP Ekwestryan HQ today aka her old neighbour at the Shitty Shack but poor skank will be truly twarmartized again then considering only yesterday it grandly announced that the place "Still haunts MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
* We could all go and stroke the old neighbour's horse though wearing new nails and the cheapo rings Bong allegedly bought, we could even wave a copy of the latest Sun about to prove the date but that still doesn’t mean we own said horse anymore than she does. PD have proof she doesn't have them. Shes also showing off her chicken legs at the sunbed shop, specfically to prove that shes NOT wearing the alcohol registering ankle bracelet she's had on for a few days You'll have to try harder to get one past US skanky! Jeez her life is so tragic she has to think up these pathetic schemes to try to stay slightly relevant
27.3.25 - " Katie Price defiantly walks new puppy after £5,000 plea for her to stop owning animals"
https://metro.co.uk/2025/03/26/katie-price-defiantly-walks-new-puppy-5-000-plea-stop-owning-animals-22798211/
* and the petition is picking up again because people ARE pissed off with the thing's treatment of animals. Not that it'll make any difference whatsoever because the RSPCA are useless, the police don't give a shiny one and skank doesn't give a shit anyway what other people might think
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14951482/katie-price-petition-ban-animal-ownership/

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
21.3.25 - The discharge from the bankruptcy has without doubt gone to her head, really getting the feeling it is believing her own hype, believes she’s untouchable. Over the last few days her SM has been flooded with posts, full of cockiness and smugness and she’s really pushing her belief that she’s smoking hot. Case in point here tonight -smell the smugness when in fact she just looks a total twat as usual….

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
22.3.25 - Heres another Braindead (more than likely one of The Clan trying to boost sales of her crappy clothing from JYY).
Clearly this one has quite forgotten that skank doesn't want to be reminded of Saaaarrrrffff Affrikka after all those twarmatic events with the dozens of armed bandits with guns and sticks, those fiends who went and waped her as well in front of the children - and on top of all that, ITV did nuffink about it evvva!! Even to this day she cannot look at an ethnic bloke in an Adidas trackie without going into a fit of panic! Heres a snippet of said twarmatik event from one of her shite books containing just one version of The Lies, plus an item from Yahoo (there are multiple different versions of this Lie Fest detailed in previous wiki pages)
Absolute bollocks Just ask ITV!
* https://www.facebook.com/watch/?ref=embed_video&v=2220954584799222 It’s interesting that she only mentions two men in the attack in this version but she also said that they beat Neil Tawse "Really badly..... blood everywhere...". Looks like it eh? She also said these hundreds of armed bandits all jumped out of a VW Golf then stole all her diamonds & jewellery, camera equipment, computers, phones and other stuff

https://www.archive.is/https://www....d-star-spotted-time-South-Africa-robbery.html
“As both vehicles pulled onto the hard shoulder a VW Golf with three men in it said to be high on drugs saw a 'golden opportunity' and pulled in behind the convoy. Speaking after the incident, Katie told a pal: 'We are lucky to be alive, it could have been much worse', while sources revealed the horror.”
The next day - “Katie was beaming as she hit the beach in her pink bikini and did not seem to be too traumatised by the occurrences of the week as she bravely took the plunge, as she continues the trip which is in conjunction with filming her reality show.”
No mention of a 25 man, gun-toting gang of rapists - so yet more LIES from skanky again!

Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
20.3.25 - rehearsals for this fiasco have begun apparently although skank isn't there gracing them with her seedy presence yet.
Just think about her wages for this debaclé, ie. for every £100 she will get under £40, 40% for her back tax, 20% tax plus her national insurance it'llcrucify her knowing she's got no choice but to pay it! Wonder if she has realised how little she will actually get or has she already organised a backhander for the greater portion? OR maybe she just doesn't care because she's getting her imaginary Empire back again after all (as per that Fammerly video she reposted earlier today) although nobody is sure whether it'll be the £45 million Empire or the £100 million one ??? ... Or is she on for Billionaire status this time round ???
* Now doesn't everybody learn their lines like this? Bet Bobby Davro is doing exactly the same!
ROFLMAO:
21.3.25 - yes its finally graced the rehearsals with it's glorious presence. I wonder who will have to cover for her not bothering to learn her lines this time around?
22.3.25 - Plugging the shows she IS supposed to be doing
No Easter spent dossing about this year eh Skank - you have a lot of 40%s to be making
23.3.25 - Filters are working overtime
* Trying to blag it as five days when in fact she's only been there TWO days!
26.3.25 - It ain't 'appy though - look at the face on it!
* and doing dat seksi twerking at Davro too, what a lucky man having her saggy arse waggling at him bet he was impressed
* Things must be grim indeed as skank has said that the Wicked Witch of Wight is being dragged out of her coffin for a trip to Oldham to watch the skank ruin this panto fiasco https://www.oldham.gov.uk/news/article/2792/it_reminds_me_of_my_first_wedding_-_katie_price_gets_nostalgic_as_she_prepares_for_oldham_panto_debut
* Worse still, skank "Is looking forward to showing off her singing voice in panto, featuring songs from Pinocchio and the hit musical Wicked".
"I think people will be surprised to see a different side to me" - fuck me, just how many times has she uttered this line?
It's always "New me" or a "Different side of me" or "The real me"
Now why exactly would someone who is "Kind, funny and just a nice person" (allegedly), need to keep reinventing themselves??
* "This will be my first Easter panto and it will be the first time that my son Junior has watched me in panto. I think people will be surprised to see a different side to me." Not sure if the kids have watched her amateurish performances, but back as far as 2015 she was dragging them to work with her to sit backstage for hours on end
28.3.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34122055/katie-price-panto-fails-to-sell/
* Saturday ticket sales 2pm and 6pm are not great either so its not looking good is it Anton Arsehat? Three panto performances over the weekend and you've only sold around 1000+ tickets which leaves around 500 tickets left to flog on the cheap. Now that's going to hit profits isn't it Anton Arsehat?

Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
26.3.25 - No idea what this gobbledegook means but it sounds like somebody is mighty pissed-off with the skank - posted on it's FB page.


Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
19.3.25 - WTF!!!!! Its posted this, a drawing from H showing him sleeping with her!!
Does she think this is cuttteeeee because its NOT. Its just sick Skank says she always sleeps naked and heres Harvey asking for music to be played while his mummy kisses him on the lips. For Gods sake what is she doing around him? He’s a vulnerable young man & she should be teaching him that this is not acceptable, yet here she is posting that message for all to see that she’s a sicko who knows exactly what she’s doing and it’s all in plain sight like we’ve said. Why are the social workers or his tutors at Star not doing anything about this abuse? . KP is one very dangerous individual
* and now this! How is this even appropriate from her almost-22-year-old SON?
Sick buckets at the ready. Has H dropped her in the shite over an imminent 'oliday when it says about "Mummy cuddles on the plane" - I don't think the IoW has an airport!
20.3.25 - lifted off the Crapcast.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33940160/katie-price-heartbreaking-update-son-harvey-college/
Just the same regurgitated bollockfest yet again.......................
* It doesn’t stop does it?? FFS there is more chance of the entire membership of Tattle getting on Elon Musk’s rocket heading off to Mars than there is Skank ever going on an access course to become an "air/roadside part-time paramedic"- (do not forget that she says she's going to be one of those "doctor" ones, not the ordinary ones). And on a course that doesn’t even exist anyway! Why is this never called out as the LIE it is?
* Heres an oldie showing how Mummy left H at the airport and flew out on 'oliday when his passport had allegedly expired. Its apparent that she'd tried to use an old passport (the corner was cut) so he obviously did have a current one that she'd undoubtedly lost somewhere amongst all the crap strewn about the Shitty Shack. But not to fret - Mummy still got her 'oliday - she didnt lose her own passport!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8862447/katie-price-lying-harvey-passport/
28.3.25 - an interesting comment on X aka Twatter. Remember back when she was pregnant with Harvey, every newspaper papped her falling out of clubs, wasted, drunk and high, she was never out of the media .... the disgusting creature yet and brain dead fuckwits still call IT a good mother
" I was at a Health spa when Jordan was pregnant with Harvey. Every night she was getting drunk and smoking. God knows whatever else. Causing a disturbance to other guests being a party animal. She was asked to leave. "

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
25.3.25 - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crlxyr8dn40o Getting some more mileage out of P this time by implying that all the well-deserved and earned stick she gets affects the kids! Nothing new there then. However if nothing else the only good thing skank has ever done for P is deterring her from butchering herself like Mummy has done, chasing after a long-gone youth that she can never get back even if she wears those awful clothes that most 17 year olds would baulk at anyway. Its just another method of using the children to make it "Awwwwlllll abbaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" as usual
* "With social media you've also got airbrushing, you've got filters. You can change how you look," she added.
"I'm always changing as I keep getting my face done, so I probably look different every year - but at least I own that."
Hang on - have I got this right - is she claiming she doesn’t use filters?
"The former glamour model criticised social media for creating a so-called culture of airbrushing pictures and altering appearances through filters."
* Now she is an 'ex model' and the high fashion campaign isn't mentioned ...and on she goes playing the victim... this time her surgery is all the fault of filters and the media instead of 'Abusive men'. These days she is used as clickbait by the redtops for which she isn't getting paid and definately not earning as much for her fake stories anymore. Piss off with the pity party Skank because no one cares
26.3.25 - so all that nonsense last week about P getting her own show on ITV (which of course would feature MEEEEEEEEEE heavily!) - was all bollocks as expected. Heres confirmation of fact
Article in the daily Fail ... its just spin, the show they are after is the Andre family and it doesnt even sound like thats in the bag for a TV outing so this rubbish about ITV climbing over everybody else to sign a 17 year old with no discernable talents for her own show that would feature Mummy hugely is one straight out of Clan Grifter's Ideas Bag!!
"Breaking his silence on the speculation in his OK! column on Monday, Peter insisted it 'isn't strictly true', but teased that Princess did have something in the pipeline with his management.
He wrote: 'I know there are reports about my daughter Princess getting her own TV show, which isn’t strictly true. I’m not allowed to say too much, but I will say there is something we’ve been working on with my management team.'

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
26.3.25 - out comes Katona again! Bestiest bestist maytes innit woo hoo!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34057780/makeup-free-kerry-katona-cosies-katie-price-reunion/

Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! -
* Heres a classic from back in 2010 when it visited Disneyland Paris.
"My worst holiday was when I went to Disneyland Paris recently with the kids. That was really bad. Everything was in French. The food was shocking. It was appalling — a complete and utter rip-off. You had to queue forever to do anything and it was full of French people. The only good thing was, because most of them were French, I didn’t get recognised and pestered all the time".
How very DARE there be so many French people enjoying a holiday - much like there being too many Americans in the USA Disneys as well

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
18.3.25 - digging at it again https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33906860/katie-price-face-teeth-supermarket-concern/
Nb: NOBODY is at all concerned - when will they understand?? Good to see tham point out that skank has spent upwards of £100k to look This Bad . Those remarks that the Teef are too big for her face
One wrote: "God she looks ill, her teeth are much too big for her face."
A second echoed: "Exactly my thoughts. Teeth look ridiculous."
"I thought the same, like too many teeth," a third commented.
A fourth said: "Are they teeth? They look like gum shields."
Another asked: "What the hell have you done to your face???"
20.3.25 - and it hits back at them over her Turkey Teef
Katie Price hits back as she’s trolled over her teeth - and reveals real reason why they look bigger | The Sun
* and picked up off today's Crapcast https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/katie-price-kiss-sharknado-5-10824748
Theres her slagging off the bloke in Sharknado - yeah pretty rich coming from HER! Old Sulphur Breath itself is slagging somebody else off!!!
* Heres Katie Hinds who is not a skank fan, one that enjoys sticking it to the thing! Shame there are not a few more like her but here she comments how skank is trying to mirror herself on Junior's girlfriend by being all nice to her - oh and the little number about how all 17 year old girls admire her dress sense!!

https://archive.ph/2025.03.20-122224/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14518907/Katie-Price-Junior-girlfriend-jasmine-orr.html
* Then we go back to Claggy Clemmie who zooms in to grovel about after the skank again!

Hopefully she's losing 40% of that £50k along with putting more aside for the tax she will have to be paying now her bankruptcy has been written off Nevertheless Clemmie seems completely oblivious to just how embarrassing her adoration of the skank is now.
After spunking "Around £100million on lawyers and ex-husbands mainly, she is now scrupulous about how she spends her hard-earned money"…….Nah she hasn’t spent £100 million - no way! - and she's still buying shit!!
“She’s just shot a campaign with Diesel, has landed a major film role which was announced in Hollywood industry bible Deadline, and has some exciting documentaries in the pipeline"….. That dismal Diesel campaign was laughed at globally because Skank looked like a raddled old hooker in it, the film role is a bit part made by a very bad British film company with terrible reviews on IMDB, and no one is buying documentaries hosted by an animal-abusing female criminal who can hardly speak through her turkey teef these days
"Pushed, Katie reveals she can make “around £50,000 on a good month although, until February 2027, the pesky taxman will take 40% of this as part of her first bankruptcy order…." No she’s not making £50K a month either when she’s scratching around for work, She perhaps earned £10K for that dreadful Christmas Panto, lost all of her December because of it and as a consequence didn’t see her kids at all for 6 weeks.
"In addition, Katie has just signed a lucrative deal with OnlyFans to produce an AI version of herself.
“It’s a no-brainer, passive income and could make her around £15,000 a month extra - for very little work".…. "No one pays her much coin on OF anyway, few are buying an AI version of her, guess it will be a late 90s Jordan version, very dated, & only the likes of Naked Rodney will buy into that. S sure ain't making £15K a month simply because the figures published do not add up to that amount at all, plus with these Only Fans AI things, the company making the AI are going to take a heavy cut of any profits (alongside the 40%).
"SHE has pledged to make £100million by the time she’s 55" Its all a complete load of bullshit fed to Claggy Clemmie. What a joke when she looks like one of the walking dead already, but IF she’s still alive at 55 she will probably be bedridden because like it or not the woman is very sick although she won’t ever address the issues that are making her sick because it goes totally against her credo of being "So young & fit!!", like wot she iz! Yeah righty-ho skank - £100 million!! - in yer dweems!
Even so Clemmie is pathetic - what an embarrassment putting her name to this drivel and LIES fed to her by Clan Grifter, but one can but hope for her sake she's doing a spot of undercover work trying to get into the Real Workings of skank and Clan Grifter by grovelling after them, hoping to get the exposé that'll finally sink the bastards once-and-for-all.
* As to this "Earning £50k a month......................" more bollocks!!, When she "forgets" to submit her next tax return HMRC will have to work out how much tax she owes by using the figure of £50k to base their assessment on win't they? After all, skank "Never lies.............." She will owe even more to HMRC by then and bankruptcy 3 is then underway as anticipated.
21.3.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33958813/katie-prices-sister-sophie-pokes-fun-teeth-face/ Edna will have WWoW on her case over this!
22.3.25 - digging at it over the "£700 a week foodshop" it was bragging about
Katie Price admits spending up to £700 a WEEK on her food shop as her £750k bankruptcy debt is wiped clean | The Sun
23.3.25 - Making note of the Turkey Teef again Katie Price flashes her Turkey teeth in bedroom selfie as worried fans say 'what have you done to your face?' | The Sun Heres Wallis taking the piss out of her! Nobody is "worried" btw
27.3.25 - heres a snippy little number from The Sun https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34077970/katie-price-tight-face-vape-day-out/#:~:text=KATIE%20Price%20showed%20off%20her,a%20break%20from%20panto%20rehearsals.&text=Former%20glamour%20model%20Katie%20appeared,as%20she%20pulled%20a%20face
30.3.25 - This has to be The Best Yet, its absolutely brutal!! TKU to the Daily Star
Katie Price to hold meet and greet at ‘Skint Friday’ bash with £3 pints and free Greggs - Daily Star