* Seksi Foters
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite-
* Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!
* Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs
* "Ize a singul gal now!" Recruiting the next The One mk 3498
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
* Plasterclasses!
* Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Surrogacy and/or Adoption
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Lives
* More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
* Podcast Garbage
* More Grauniad Rubbish
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* Fans? -
Yes there are still a few of the brain-deads wandering about aimlessly
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA
-
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
* Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA
-
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
Katie Price #307 Remember, remember the 14th of September, marching powder, reasons and Tik Tok. | Page 49 | Tattle Life
A little note to skank & Co reading here - Forensic Accountants! Woo Hoo!!
Basically page 28 contained this :-
*The extra promised TTs on Friday never arrived, quelle surprise,
.
*Filming for C4, more like filming for Captive Minds (Ross and Liz Mills) in the vain hope C4 will pick it up.
*She didnāt even sound 100% sure when she mentioned the live TT with lift aesthetics.
*What happened to that aesthetics course she was starting with them months ago?
*Making out Princess is there all the time, yeah right, more bull
P actually said on her last visit she was late because "She forgot!"
*Junior has to be persuaded to even see her, so no KP, you donāt ā
take care of 5 kidsā and havenāt for a very long time.
*She literally stole Jett and Bunny away from their dad and brainwashed Jett yet still has to get people in to help look after them. Doesnāt seem the slightest bit bothered when her daughter burns herself live on TT, just mocks her and allows her son to make a fire using petrol, all this done in plain sight, but hey, sheās a great mother to Harvey
Thank goodness she doesnāt moan about the kids all the time being messy or smashing the place up, or leave them to piss off on holiday.
*Still canāt drive, thank god sheās not on the road.
* The On/off āThe One #3497ā fiancĆ© canāt even stand to be pictured with her and has to live in the shadow of her omnipresent lusting/jealousy after Pete, who she constantly talks about. Every ex has said the same.
*The promise of her Noo smash-hit record thats still not out
*She won't stick with this beauty course either so she will end up messing up Princessās future too. 3 years for a course is right, KP thinks things can be done in 5 minutes, otherwise SHE is bored. Maybe it would have done P the world of good to make friends her own age, doing a proper college course. Not a course like Fern to make every girl/woman look the same. Princess, donāt let her ruin your future for you, you could have expert PR from your dadās side, your mum will just want a cut of everything to spend on needless surgery to get her alien, transparent look.
* How many years has she said sheās bringing her empire back, or writing another book, no KP, YOU didnāt personally write over 50 books! She's full of empty promises and bullshit & constantly trying to blag a freebie.
Oh and look what has re-emerged - SB must be trying to unload this junker as well
Just read the spiel this moron has put on it - if its not SB then there must be a few more of their species knocking about around the country. https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-327-pollyfillas-in-her-cheek-whilst-stuffing-snow-up-her-beak.42364%2Fpage-41%23post-17264798&url=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fpub%3D%26toolid%3D10001%26campid%3D5338706624%26customid%3D%26mpt%3D899137%26mpre%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.co.uk%252Fitm%252F256265051791&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=ba6604fcd7b29f6d2d47c8b12b7fe4fe&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
Seksi Foters -
25.10.23 - spitting egg sarnies around again
26.10.23 - one from Twatter today
and the Noo Arse; It has to be said it still looks better than her face does
28.10.23 - after the Noo Arse
29.10.23 - just look at the sad old bag doing Peace signs and Pointy Toe
Where to even start with this?????????????????????
Theres those mutilated lips, her terrible hair, the morphed-into-one ear lobes and cheeks, those horrendous sharpied on eyebrows, the weird wonky wrinkled eyes with dead caterpillars glued on,, skin like an old crocodile handbag & those luminous Turkey Teef! She's actually alien like - actually she's just like one of the surgery "victims" she likes to take the piss out of
30.10.23 - Taking the piss obviously although it depends on one's definition of "Incredible" dunnit?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24561582/katie-price-glam-makeover-mum-sister/
3.11.23 - It cannot resist getting 'em out can it? /www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/kate-price-topless-risks-instagram-31342845
3.11.23 - just grotesque
Wiping its bits on JYY's finest now eh?
Moosik plus Odd Odes etc -
27.10.23 -
"Tormenting Harvey on Ticktacky,
She's trying to keep hold of her ShittyShacky.
Having her bum filled for cash,
Skanks a nasty big Ass
Hope she lands on it with Cole the ThickyLackey
31.10.23 - here it is on Hallow'een night (how apt!) still reckoning it
"Can sing!"! Its does look like the sort of hideous gargoyle you put on your front doorstep to scare the Trick or Treaters away, however its been pointed out that this was shot weeks ago around the time of Bunty's non-birthday party that she grifted because all the same balloons are there in the background! All she's done is change the caption
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2544/2544221-f6046aa59698f900872966dec79fe10f.mp4
Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! -
2.11.23 - Look at the shoe collection here
Not forgetting that a rough estimate shows tthat it spends Ā£23k a year in heating the Shitty Shack to her standards; Not bad for a BANKRUPT eh?
Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
4.11.23 - here we go with this old chestnut AGAIN - The Weddin' of der Senturry. Lucky ol' SB eh? Its obviously running the same technique as Westcrack now, getting photographed in Weddin' Dresses to try to elicit a response (apart from laughter)or the sound of SB legging it away asap
He said only recently that he ain't marrying it - end of!!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12709913/Katie-Price-beams-ear-ear-tries-extravagant-bridal-gowns-amid-claims-Carl-Woods-planning-secret-wedding.html
# Ouch!! -
Clan Grifter looking good here
Its Hecate and her mates "Hubble bubble etc"
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
29.10.23 - So what does it think she looks like then eh?
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/fake-katie-price-says-young-31240416
and this from 2008 - nothing has changed at all over the yearshttps://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/14/magazine/14price-t.html
31.10.23 - another grovelling, sychophantic load of bollocks really - and all lies https://www.thesun.ie/tv/11565910/virgin-media-living-with-lucy-kennedy-katie-price-home/
Yep.... Sounds like Skanky..... "
The next day, Lucy got up bright and early to spend some time with Katie's daughter, while waiting for Katie to get out of bed.
They all then headed in the car to Brighton, Katie's home town, to get their nails done and grab some lunch." No doubt Bunty had to cook the egg sandwiches as usual
* Remember this bullshit back in September when it was struggling to fulfill it's obligation to complete it's Community Service Order, fitting it in around 'olidays,,, hair & nail appointments etc? Strange, but they've not seen it's arse for dust since then considering it was doing all this stuff "Voluntarily" & certainly not because it was OBLIGED to do so.
"Katie has revealed she has recently decided to go back into the care industry as she revealed: "But now I'm training to be a paramedic, it's going to take five years." This caught Jamie completely off guard as he quipped: "This is amazing!" Katie went on to add: "People don't know all this. *I've done my community service from driving at St Catherine's Hospice and now I'm a volunteer, I'm now going to do care assistant there, because I said I want to work with them and the offices and they just can't believe I really want to do all that volunteer work ā I just love caring for people.
What a fantastic place been so good to be treated as a real person not a product not judged and they met the real person I am not what Iām betrayed (sic) to be!ā
She added: āI love it that much my mental health has benefited to. I am now officially going to be a volunteer and continue weekly helping the community and being part of a fantastic team. Thanks for having me.ā
Bet they've not seen hide-nor-hair of it since though despite these grandiose announcements
* More concerning is the fact it says it did it's CS "
from DRIVING" Was the thing not already banned then??
Basically its just the usual BULLSHIT quotient from skanky with this whole load of rubbish emerging from The Land of Lies in her head, in the place where she imagines she is a weekly charity volunteer, how she attends therapy weekly, such a Great Mum to five children, she thinks she is amazing in front of the camera in her own deluded imagination, she's also a brilliant business woman who can also look after pets and kids as a single mother. This same moron tells everyone she is training as a paramedic alongside completing a beauty course, she's an accomplished Life Coach plus can speak to the spirit world, she can sing and present with consummate ease and thinks everyone is out to get her - but its OK for her to cheat on her partner although they are the devil incarnate if they do it to her. Best of all in its own tragic world it believes completely that it can bring her empire back....... blah, blah blah.
It's all total bollocks and is just getting more and more manic. Men are not her downfall - the drugs are. They are her Master now, not some twat like SB
Incidentally, SB looks less than impressed when skank launches into her favourite topic of bodily functions - its farting this time - just look at his face!
Heres an extract of Lucy's shite-fest detailing all the Wapes, the lifetime of ferrapy and the rest of it's usual catalogue of LIES dished out for these shitty interviews.
https://youtu.be/K5l78NmuVoQ
* Re arguing with SB,, it says when he goes, he goes. He's vicious with words. Admits they argue a lot and she holds it against him,
That's called manipulation. It's what narcissists and abusers do. Exercise your boundaries by leaving her Sinky!
* SB says Katie plays the victim & he thinks people like KP for the drama.
* She's has no idea who she has pissed off to get all her threats.
* Lucy reckons KP knows the value of money... :
* Yes she does have therapy every week, well TRIES to!
KP, telling MORE LIES FOR DRAMA, there was no Ā£1,000 for registering Bunny's birth late!
* Oh yes - and waped "
about 3 times......................" Is that 2.5 times or 2 3/4 times? These events must have really affected her if she doesn't know if it was 2 or 3 occasions or was it because she got paid in photocopied fivers???
And then theres mention of all those "Twiggers" that set her off - all of which are the fault of MEN of course & not thats she's a fucking Loony Tunes!! These are the "Twiggers" 'Otel Pwoiwy told her that she had to avoid that she's done SO WELL to keep under contwoll
4.11.23 - some moron (Edna) has set up a rave page for it on here because apparently she's an "abuse survivor". Isn't she the one with a restraining order for her abuse on nulmerous people also liable for revenge porn on one intimate partner? The self same article that admitted to humiliating Kieran in public and physically assaulting love rivals? (This is a very short list of it all too!) I suppose it's OK because a man allegedly groped/waped her as a child
Anyway this idiot's handiwork has been steadfastly REMOVED - It is no more
Plasterclasses -
2.11.23 - Heres some more dates for your social calendar, however it seems to have omitted the fact it should be in full rehearsals for the poxy pantos on some of these dates. I wonder if it's services have already been dispensed with having heard it "singing"??
4.11.23 - first one tonight in Merthyr Tydfil woo hoo! What do we predict ?
* Skank playing the celeb shielding itself as it runs from car to venue ,looking like a bag lady in trackie & ā slidersā?
* Insta footage of her farting , eating junk food & sweeties by the ton, then sleeping , cackling & gabbling crap on various stages of the journey.
* A few fat-assed-over-made-up Benefit Betties drinking cans of cider in the street whilst they wait for their Qween.
* Pointy toe . Peace sign . Pinned pupils . Turkey Teef set to full beam . Stained clothing , ratty wig . Unshowered .
Thatās it for now
and YES! You can get "Business advice" from a BANKRUPT!
"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
29.10.23 - Here we go with this old crap AGAIN -
"In ferrapy innit!"
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/11560402/katie-price-reveals-why-shes-in-therapy-traumas/ SB will be ecstatic because he got a mention, him being On The Front Line of course
3.11.23 - the thing has been getting steadily worse recently; Maybe it is her legendary "
They've never seen anybody suffer more than MEEEEEEEEE with ADHD!"; It's her excuse for why she is like that.
She's only really got more manic since she's been with SB and th relentless onslaughts of repetitive podcasts with her talking faster than Storm Ciaran winds, she just wants to spout the same thing over and over, then says exactly the same in her own podcasts. Stuff like
"People don't know this about me" blah blah blah. The constant shouting is grating but it doesn't listen to the questions anyway, she doesn't seem to understand what is being asked thenhe starts to say something, stops mid-sentence and goes on to something else. She gets very defensive if she's told no or she's not good at something, she never learns from it either.
There is still constant blame on everybody else, (especially the legions of Exes) nothing is her fault, her behaviour is blamed on ADHD it's also "Severe".
SB has her sussed, saying she
plays the victim. It's all one big act, a deflection and a whole lot of
he thinks he can 'Save' her, like all the others. She's cheated on him, at least once and messaged guys behind his back, yet he still puts up with it, more fool him.
Do all these people who fawn over her on TT or podcasts etc really think she is a brilliant mother? Surely a little bit of research shows otherwise?
Trying to make herself sound 'in demand' by saying
"I have meetings, I'm filming for C4 or I'm recording my podcast or WFH so I can cook, clean and care for my 5 kids" (That's why she's just hired a cleaner and 3 kids don't live with her anyway) Its all bullshit
Surrogacy and/or Adoption-
29.10.23 - more of this repetitive,utter nonsense. No way is it ever going to get its talons into another child to ruin their life
https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/celebs/katie-price-devastated-ivf-attempt-31287377
"
Katie explained that she keeps her circle close to the point of just family because she has been betrayed by close friends over the years."That's why I want more kids - to still have family," she said.
"I didn't realise that when you're born you only get one set of eggs, and each period they go and they go. I never knew that.
"[I've] not many [eggs], and the ones I do have at my age... they're not as clean and polished as they once were."'
She wants an audience is what she wants, she wants attention but she has pushed people away so kids will substitute, so utterly, utterly selfish.
And she doesn't realise women have a finite number of eggs, what does she think the menopause is all about
'I'm not giving up. There are more babies in the Price and I want more than one if I can."'
Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
26.10.23 - they must be Back On again by now since H has gone back Home
Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Lives -
25.10.23 - Its back but somewhat subdued today - maybe that Social Worker gave her bad news last night?
* Already spilt toothpaste down this morning's top!
*Her hair looks "nice"
* Saying she
'Used to wear her airboots'. So the trotterz are fixed now are they??
* Stuffing food in it's gob whilst talking at the camera again
* "Back after 11am! Woo hoo!"
26.10.23 - it had to find another outlet to flog her garbage (we suspect Felicia Dogsbody has been outed for trying to sell skank's dogs and rent the house without permission LOL; Yes its found another mug to front the online jumble sale for her
Now you don't want to miss-out do you?
28.10.23 - so heres it's "Exciting news!". Its flogging sweets through it's Twat Tok Shop woo hoo! What sort of a cretin thinks getting this thing to endorse their products is a Good Idea?
(1) Katie Price #327 Pollyfillaās in her cheek whilst stuffing snow up her beak | Page 4 | Tattle Life
30.10.23 - flogging it's shit-stained garbage on Vinted now
* Someone complained on it's Insta yesterday that she'd not received her lovely JYY crap she'd bought & paid for. No answer to emails apparently and then comment in question was swiftly deleted by dumpy frumpy Edna no doubt. When will these people ever learn not to buy the shite from cunty & cuntier jeyda?
2.11.23 - another grifted 'Oliday with Clan Grifter in tow
2.11.23 - Back on Live
* Stuffing its face again lolling about in bed. Moaning that Jess isn't back from the school run yet
* Still desperately trying to flog the plasterclases and meet and greet tickets to the podcast- flogging barf bums now
* It reckons C4 are coming to discuss a Noo Show with her today - gotta be another LIE; This won't be C4, itāll that bastard production company still trying to flog her crappy ideas
* Heres a clip for you journos and Bankruptcy lot - "
Times aren't hard!" https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2546/2546156-a06def1858400e7372a846afea6f5b26.mp4
* She's doing a calendar it's being printed at the moment
* Said Harveyās not good with his ear at the moment been the hospital for MRI scan yesterday and heās also split his head open so sheās going to have to go down to see him. Is this more lies and all this happened in her care last week? Is college the best place for him given all these āmishapsāsheās claiming happen whilst in their care? It all sounds like she really doesnāt want to bother with Harvey anymore - how can she sit there and say that she needs respite after a week with him?
The nasty bitch has never had to care for him on her own in all his 21 years, but now even seven days is too much time for her to spare.
* She's bringing back her perfumes, pyjamas, underwear, more books, and any other shit, she can lie about - apparently she's bringing everything back ... the delusion is high this morning
She might well "bring it back" but who the eff will buy such garbage?
*This Jess has just surfaced. Sheās employed Jess full time, sheās doing school runs with B cos skank can't & flogging skanky's crap. Jess the Vinted Bint came from Cretinous Minds, which begs the question -
How exactly does a bankrupt employ people, ie Mrs Danvers and this one? 
* Just advertising Vinted on Twat Tok, oops!
*
āThis is jess she works with meā She almost said FOR me but had to stop herself. Is Jess all there or just the usual sort of basket-case skank takes on? Who in the right mind jumps ship from a production company job to go and work for her!???
*The Vicky Pattison pod with it is out
* She would do I'm a celeb again
- IF they ever actually asked it of course
* It's"
TRYING to fit in another series of MM"....mmmmm, doesn't sound hopeful especially as C4 cancelled it
* Says she thinks the media has turned on her. - one cannot imagine WHY that might be...................
* Answering Q and Aās now -
āIf someone spent 24 hours with me theyād say bloody hell I donāt know how she does itā FFS
* Starting her YouTube channel up again - will do a house tour on it
* This Jess is going to help with her Youtube, (she was about to vape yet again)....
* Advertising Vinted, got told off on the last TT.
* New autobiography out soon.
* The state of the Shitty Shack
"Isnāt her fault - A fraudster lied to her and fly tipped......." (It blamed ex-Charles Drury for this previously)
* Hopes to have more kids blah blah LOL
* Going to put her equestrian range on TT too
* Calling people
"Knobs" again; Pots n' kettles dearie!
* Jess seems like she is her PA. Felicia Dogsbody must have been elbowed
* Doesnāt have an agent just DM her and Jess will pick it up
* She Has bought all of P's kit and uniform for college
Yeah righty-ho she has - probably grifted it or more likely her father bought it all. No mention of her attendance at this Bewty Course either LOL
*She would love to do a book about autism in teens. She's an expert in complex needs.
* Bunty is "Sassy" and at school. Bunny had a haircut yesterday and blow dry.
* Youtube for more reality tv. (Says that because Reality TV does not want her)
*
Everyone wants her to do a reality show again thatās why sheās starting her YouTube back up
* Jess tagging Harveyās TT telling everyone to follow him (meaning his Exploitation videos)
* Obviously got Jess driving her around now.
* She wants to do more magazine covers. (Nobody wants her though)
* Tonight she is cooking lasagne or chicken.
* Jett has been finger knitting
"He is so cute". Jett is sooooo cute, heās so clever but Bunty is more smart; Jetts so creative (must get that from her eh?) LOL
* Everyone loves her perfume and asks for it to be brought back
Its Toilet Duck's Noo Fwaaygrants
* She hasn't had a calendar out for a couple of years!!!! Errr think it's a lot longer than that but what sort of a weirdo wants to look at that distorted fright every day for a year?????
* Getting aggressive with someone about her age & plans to exploit Harvey more on TT. Why does no one seem able to stop this permanently, despite the previous account removal?
* Its back again, some twat at the end says she looks 20
* As to it putting all the Kwapestrian rubbish on Twat Tok, could it be those two mugs that were flogging it have pulled the plug and dumped her? If skank is having to flog that crap herself on Twat Tok, you gotta wonder how much skanks bumped them for?
* It has been told not to watch the documentary about her as too many "Twiggers"
* She'd love to do Playboy again - she "Lived and breathed the Playboy Mansion for 6 weeks".
No fucking chance!!!
* She is getting more tattoos when she gets time.
* Its got loads of videos to upload onto Harveyās TT - (undoubtedly so)
* She's going to have an amazing 50th birthday party
* She spoken to someone about a Netflix series (she doesn't have time)
(Probably the same lot allegedly doing Westcrack's "series" )
* Admits that she doesn't get invited to film premieres anymore.
Doesnāt get invited to anything anymore cos she always gets the most press
* Do paps still follow you? "
YES " (it omits to say that actually they only follow her SMs - not HER!)
* She's not one to name drop dontcha knaaaw , she's "So humble and down to earth"
* "Strictly never ask her", they're all snobs. (What about the Browkern Trotterz? Could that be why?)
*
'I look good for 45!" - that's not old anyway, plus there are 60 year old that are in much better shape than that mangled old mess
* Gets the flunkey to move the camera off her so she can have a crafty vape
* Ā£1000 for her ADHD diagnosis, it has "medication" for it. She can't remember the name of it.
* Getting the slug-brows paint-rollered next then wants all her bits waxed
*It says her brains wired wrong .. No shit Sherlock! Actually you ugly hag, it was Escapee Leo who said your brain wasn't wired correctly & HOW RIGHT HE WAS!
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/katie-prices-ex-leandro-penna-1398371
* Calls her self arrogant - says she
"Would wipe the shit with a group of 20 year olds in a photoshoot, as I'ze got it". The only wiping shit she does is on the shower curtain or someone's guest towels. Deluded munter
* Oh and she's an ex-cover girl for Vogue and "Cosmingpolington" too
*Its cruising in and out ALL DAY in here apparently dispensing GARBAGE
* Gross; It just lifted her jumper up over her face and sneezed into it.
* It looks like AFP has got the kids whilst skank goes off to the Cardoiff Plasterclass
* Totally ratchet with paranormal hair-tivity as Guy Tang would say. She's shouting and slurring and sniffing very early isn't she? Oh wait. it is 12pm, she's probably just got up and had a line.
* She's go too much work on to do the course with Princess, so P's friend is doing it with her (She likes to commit to everything 100% but everyone KNEW she would never actually do to it)
* She just read out "
Magg - enta". For Magenta! It is still struggling to read
*
"Do you live in a council house??" someone asked
No, of course not -
she owns the Shitty Shack innit!
* Jett has just come in, Bunty is getting the blame for hiding her phone charger
* Her tatty hair is all over the place. Apparently Buddy the dog is"arrogant", she said it twice. Maybe he's just avoiding a known dog killer?
*Someone asked 'why do her kids know about fillers'. She said
'Welcome to 2023 my darling they are everywhere, I don't think you can hide surgery, fillers, it's everywhere, I don't hide anything from my kids'. So a total lack of boundaries then? Thanks for confirming that Kipper. Just because things exist doesn't mean 10 / 11 year olds should be exposed to it all and they have to watch you having surgery in your house. Do you hide your drugs or do they see that too? She is a disgusting excuse for a mother!
* It says the kids are going to Wales with it tomorrow for the Plasterclass!
* Begging for an electrician now. Wonder whats blown-up at the Shitty Shack this time then??!
* She's getting more and more hyper, shouting. Wearing the ear muffs like a total knob.
And even more BS -
*
"Woz any of yous on last week when I had my bum filled?"
* she thinks that arguing with posters and bragging about her āwealthā makes her look good in any light. Asking someone if theyāre jealous? Obviously believes what her fans say every time someone calls her out.
We are all sooooo jealous of her. So unprofessional and comes across as deranged, which she is. Unemployable apart from back street salons and low-budget pantos where the best "star" they can get is the skank!!
* Talking about her masterclasses as if she actually does them instead of siting on her humungous arse talking bullshit. BTW isn't it Fern who trowels it all on for her...?
* And now talking about doing aesthetics lives with Ella (shouldn't that be Ellie...?!!) at Lift Aesthetics salon.
* Its going now - She has to get Bunny from school later and will be cooking. (Of course you will)
Podcast Garbage -
25.10.23 -Another boring pod! Ghosts (and Christmas)
* She was in Bunny's room again recording it, SFP was in her office, Amy downstairs, so was Harvey. SFP reeling off a few awards she has in there, one from the Charity Vision was dated 2009.
* SFP mentions sorting letters for Father Christmas, Katie said she has to get all that too (not to worry, as the kids can't hear as she has her headphones on) now she is excited for Christmas.
* It's the 1st year she hasn't done a Halloween party. Asked SFP when Halloween is. SFP mentions something about going to take Albert to Ravertune on the 29th, KP says she can't go as they will be in Devon.
* Dropped her phone in swimming pool (on holiday). It had a crack in it (apparently Bunny had seen that, but not said, so I'm guessing she got the blame that it let in water when she dropped it) She hit her head on the wall of the pool.
* Won't get any trick or treaters at her house, but wants to take the kids to a housing estate for them to do it (she would have to dress up too) No pumpkins will be carved as too messy, but she will be watching scary films. (Lucky folks on the housing estate eh?)
* SFP mentions fireworks at Amy's on the 3rd.
* Took Harvey on the train yesterday - he wet himself.
* Then went on to ghost stories at the MM, the candle got a mention, she can talk to it & it responds. Investigators say its the most active house they have EVER been in, but she can't show the footage recorded from a few months ago, as forgot her Apple ID (convenient for a lot of things,!)
* Wants to do Ghost tours of the MM
* Jett won't go in his bedroom as a ghost boy won't let him, so she is making that into Harvey's room.
* Wants a priest to come to the MM.
* SFP was quite talkative in this episode and they spent a lot of time talking over each other telling stories, SFP also said "Fuck Off" a lot.
* The MM is negative and an omen, not been a good house, but she will make it a good house.
(Shes a Ghostbuster now eh?)
* You can hear her vaping.
* Mentions a single ladybird (lol)
* In her dressing room a bottle of perfume fell off the shelf one morning, then Princess and Ed were in there filming content and it happened again.
*Then the Life Advice, all pretty boring and nothing more to say really. Same crap, different day
But then theres this! The good news - The Skank podcast is now languishing at number 245 in the weekly Apple UK podcast charts Get out the bunting and wine, letās celebrate āGood Timesā WOO HOO!!! 
BTW, bad as this garbage is, it does appear that Numbnuts Edna and skank actually work this bollocks from a Script!! Hard to believe eh?
28.10.23 - here it is on Edam's crapcast just spouting the usual bullshit and garbage. https://youtu.be/4XGcWZJMnlk Just awful. These two braindeads really are cut from the same cloth, just two extremely uncouth idiots talking crap (literally at one point)
* Skank was quite abusive to H at the beginning and stuffed him with a burger to shut him up, the guy looks huge, heās deffo got bigger & sadly I can see his health deteriorating badly now - heās in big trouble health wise but itās not being addressed. Itās not only that heās morbidly obese itās the fact he has so many other health issues that combine to make his obesity more dangerous for him. Skank was laughing about him eating everything in the kitchen and other eating stories, I really get the impression she doesnāt give a f*ck, just watch the video and see for yourself.
*Skank mentioned becoming a paramedic again
, sheās really doing itā¦.No you are f*cking not arghhhhhh
Sheās been doing this bloody paramedic nonsense since 2017.
"The mother-of-five first revealed her plans to become a paramedic back in 2017. She told Heat magazine at the time: 'I'm training to be a paramedic... It's a five-year course and you can work and do it at the same time" . This rubbish is just something to say to make her sound caring and interesting but itās just empty promises because she's incapable of it, she wonāt be able to do i, or have the stamina to do it. She never does after all she she canāt even run her own social media accounts, or look after her errrr, 5 kids *cough* without help. Her "Team" do it allā¦ Amy, Sophie, Jeyda, Jess, Fenella, Rita and any other mug who happens along.
* Sheās too fixated on HERSELF inthis crap podcast with Eden, is all about "
ME, MY podcast, not you Harvey".
* Edam asked Skank if Harvey wanted to go to the toilet. Skank glanced down very briefly at Harvey's crotch and said
'He's been' and Edam look really annoyed as her sofa had been pissed on.
* Skank's paranoia is off the scale too.
* Jett was sitting there listening to them talking about shitting themselves (yes they had stories) and constantly swearing throughout, There are no boundaries; It makes you question what do those kids hear and see behind closed doors?
* One very funny thing from the Edam podcast is Skank fuming that she doesnāt get invited to anything anymore
Really annoyed about no invites to Woman of the Year awards and Pride of Britain, plus she brought up about being blanked for the Barbie premiere again. Sheās still mad about that - Skank still doesnāt get thatās itās over for her in that world & that is funny,
Check it out https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2537/2537380-b4b306630b58e2d3103923b0763b20ea.mp4 - FOOMIN'
* Banging-on about anuvva book - (just as Dr.. Emily's New Book comes outā¦ ) She's cutting it a bit fine if they want it out on Motherās Day like she made out - she'd better get started on it
* She constantly lets people down by being late or not turning up, ie 2 lives advertised yesterday, so where was she?
No apology for not showing up.
* Worst of all it lets her kids down, belittling them in front of people to try and save face for her wrongdoings.
* Skanky said
"I make loads of money out of my books" and then Edam said "
oh, I love your book.... " but you don't write them, do you skank?". Skanky completely deflected that by saying
"Oooo, I'm bringing out a new one next year". It didn't answer Edam about who wrote them which is so typically Skanky. If you haven't got the answer, just totally ignore the question...!
*
There was nothing new on Edamās podcast, there will be nothing new on Vicky Pattisonās. Itās the same regurgitated each time and she says it like itās the first time she has told people!!! She believes whatever comes out of her gob, however 100% it is all lies and deflection. The
habit is really taking its toll now and bit by bit catching up with her.
*Basically this crap was simply the usual stuff of lies and nonsense, but they "
Are gonna be BFF now". Well letās see how that goes now Edam is getting hammered for
āBeing a bit racistā. To be honest they deserve each other, two horrible, foul mouthed, plasticised fishwives - letās see where this wonderful relationship goes eh?
28.10.23 - On The Apple Chart skank's rubbish podcast is at
245 - itās officially a complete flop!!
Skank really has a limited fanbase now, itās actually unlistenable with no real content, just Skank wittering on about her boring week of Hair/Nails/flogging JYY crap, and constantly harking back to her past in dragging up Peter & still believing she is a top star (was she ever really?)
1.11.23 - Her crapcast rankings on Apple, last week it was at number
245 & this week it isnāt even ranked, itās completely disappeared, just says
OUT!!! Guess they donāt publish the numbers after 250 or 300ā¦.whoās smug today eh Skankā¦.pissing myself
2.11.23 - this week's edition of boring crap, "Awwwlllll Abaaaaahhhhtttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
* This week's podcast run down... It's called "Bitchy friends", (skank knows awl abaaahhht dat innit) but that's only to do with one question at the end (they are always so relatable to her)
* Pod starts with a clip from later where she says she has just farted and it will stink as she's had spag bol. Such class!
* This rubbish was recorded when she had her hair extensions put in so she's had a busy day, done the dogs, the kids, 2 hour interview with the Guardian and been filming for her show on C4 (ok righty-ho love)
* Took the kids to a tropical farm, done an hour TT, 1 hour meeting with Social Services and having extensions done.
* So she has just taken in a 12 week old black lab puppy from her neighbours across the road, how could I not say no, so now has 2 puppies to train and 6 dogs.
(Shame on her neighbour - they are as bad as the skank)
* She's not stopped
, her ratty barnet will take another 2 hours - She never makes an effort with herself.
* She's hooked on MAFs, she can relate to it.
* Girl's (P & B) keep nicking her clothes, Bunny likes wearing something which has a hole in, so she's like a little tramp. (thats rich coming from the skanky cow itself)
* She's got so much stuff to get rid of, so SHE'S going to put on Vinted (yeah, yeah, you mean Jess will - whatever happened to Felicia Dogsbody then???)
* SFP gives lots of stuff to children's charities. KP Wants to give back - (by flogging it to cretins over on Vinted?)
* She's got loads of buggies and prams, Silver Cross in red, blue and pink.
* Had nails done yesterday, took Bunny and her friend, SB moaning they had been there 4 hours (Awww SB, do you not know your place yet, glorified chauffeur, that's it!)
KP argues that there were 5 people getting nails done, they're both shouting over each other, KP says she gets her legs massaged too.
* Then on to Harvey, Said about H breaking TVs, windows & doors,he ruined the display in her kitchen shelves as his ear popped. Took him to the meeting at TT HQ as he wanted to go on the train, wet himself at TT. She's now complaining how stressful it is - him wetting the bed, she's mentally drained, and needs respite. Had to hide all the shopping in the utility room as H would eat it all and
she couldn't wait for him to go back. Cost her Ā£600 for a plumber to unblock toilets - week from hell.
* Skanks been quaffing nurofen and paracetamol as
she's been doing it ALL ON HER OWN, all the cooking, cleaning (wheres Mrs Danvers then?) & the kids.
* Boiler went wrong so had to run bath on hob boiling water. Really busy
gives herself a pat on the back as she coped, but now feels achy and ill. (never mind. A sniff or two will sort that skanky)
* She's now got a live in cleaner (must be Rita) to help constantly do stuff and it's relentless, so she can do stuff with the kids. Chessington tomorrow, Cinema Thursday, can't do this stuff with H as he constantly wants attention. H now weighs 182kg (so that's nearly 29st in old money)
*Onto the 'listeners questions' (or more likely stuff that has been made up) One about someone who is similar to H and what to do.... KP says "It's very hard, very stressful" , she's never had respite, people who come to her house wonder how she coped for 18 years. (Get the violins out)
(Yep; Considering H sees her once-in-a-blue-moon this is pretty rich innit??)
* SHE GETS ANXIETY WHEN SHE GOES OUT (oh here we go, something else now) has to cope with the media and trolls.
Only she can calm H and can't leave him with anyone else apart from college. He exhausts her, drives her crazy, she's his slave.
* After H went back to college she left SFP a voice note just saying "He's gone!" (The point being????)
* She now needs respite, she'll go and she him next time at college, says she's now going to vape as she's stressed just thinking about it.
* Big meeting with some American company re more podcasts, going to do subscriptions and you can get extra footage, like a tour of her house.
* She's going to change all the kids bedrooms, Bunny wants hers done and Jett is in a tent in the hallway guarding everything (think she was implying that where he sleeps)
*Wants to do up her main bedroom, as she sleeps on the top floor.
* Starting to mention about "Something fascinating", but wouldn't say what on air, but might say next week....Fuck knows!
* She's had to call a chimney sweep (Obviously a different one, as hasn't paid the last one yet)
* Another question about having a bitchy friend, she's had it, nothing worth reporting on.
* Vapes again
* On about baby names, she wants either Royalty, Beauty, King, Duchess. Also on her list is Bambi as Mollie Mae has it. She was 6 weeks late naming Bunny, so she got a Ā£1,000 fine, she gets fined for everything.
(Terrible names as you might expect - just as well theres NO CHANCE of it ever needing them)
Incidentally, its telling MORE LIES FOR DRAMA, there was no Ā£1,000 for registering Bunny's birth late!
*Reminding you can still buy tickets to the show.
* Kp signs off singing and saying there's a ghost in the office.
the end of the yawnfest.
Nothing new in the pile of festering BS then thats not been heard a million times beforehand
3.11.23 - the Vicky Pattison crap is out but I won't even bother putting it here as its just the same old boring MEEEEEEEEE bullshit as all the others are with it banging-on about
"How grate I iz...................... MEEEEEEEEE and Playboy.................... etc"
Its cruising in and out on this garbage all day apparently - Gross; It just lifted her jumper up over her face and sneezed into it.
*It looks like AFP has got the kids whilst skank goes off to the Cardoiff Plasterclass
* Totally ratchet and paranormal hair-tivity as Guy Tang would say. She's shouting and slurring and sniffing very early isn't she? Oh wait. it is 12pm, she's probably just got up and had a line.
More Grauniad Rubbish -
28.10.23 - yes theres more of this garbage because the PTB at this once-mighty-tome have somehow been persuaded to run Anuvva Story about Clan Grifter, ie this one is likely to be about AFP's terrible ordeal, getting (grifting) Her Transplant and all the rest of their BS. "
Doing the shoot today............" Pity its not this sort of a shoot
And this!
No, absolutely NOT!! Indeed, why would anyone be interested in this rancid old bint anyway? Even the most die-hard kipper fan ~and yes they are weird - can't be in the slightest bit bothered about cunt-lung?
However, this Guardian shoot/interview nonsense appears to be is Clan Grifter trying desperately to get some sympathy running for Bank of Skank, the sad tale of Family Struggles since AFP the enabler had the transplant with poor skank trying to juggle work, looking after her house and 5 kids & all the while being The Rock for Amy the enabler. There will be digs-aplenty thrown in at all the Exs, a dig thrown in at trolls, a mention of Mental 'Elf Ishoos, yet through it all theres the skank doing a fantastic job and now with the added bollocks of "
threats made to family members" that have never been mentioned before, then to top it off a denial from skank backed up by Amy the enabler and Edna insisting that skank doesn't drink and certainly doesn't do drugs.
Total bollocks again
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!-
26.10.23 -
"Obsessed" with curlers now, but is that a BALD SPOT we can see there?
Shame they can't do anything about her face though! What skank actually needs a nice fancy paper bag over it- I've got an old duck food one she can have?
and here we go with the live-streamed arse jobbie.
* Its vaping away like Thomas the Tank Engine again whilst squawking about her terrible "
Needle Phobia"
* Its been made to sign a Disclaimer and now theres 500mls of muck being stabbed into it's bare arse thats on on display BARF
Dig that needle in hard, aesthetics Bint. Make it suffer!
* Its saying it might just have a top-up on the fish-lips too
* Its been told it canāt bath for 48 hours, sheās also got antibiotics to take. (She doesn't bath anyway and her Other Products will suffice) In any case, where has she got the Anti-Bs from? This bint is not a doctor to prescribe them so where are they from eh??
* Ā£1499 usually for this but no doubt free for her as she's advertising it for them. Someone keeps repeating the butcher's name and the cost of this throughout
* Oooh it mentioned SB so he IS still lurking about.
* Sheās hyperventilating over the needle and telling viewers to
"F*ck off!" for not believing her fear of needles. It appears someone else, a man is injecting her not this Ellie bint. Nice shot of it sticking two fingers up at the camera.
*She's screaming, over the top, then laughing. She's histrionic, loves the attention, her needle fear is just so she can command attention. If someone was really scared of needles they wouldn't have these procedures would they?
* Arse lift in progress - 500mls of gunk injected in
Lovely.............................
*
'I know your qualified' says Kipper. No answer from Ellie. Where is she qualified from? Buttfuck Alabama medical school online? A badge she found in a packet of cornflakes?
* Kipper also said
'is there anyone who can't have this done for medical reasons? Ellie you'd know' and she just waffled something like
'We make them....... err ...sign a form or something".
* God its one freaky shaped cretin mutilating another freaky looking creature! One of her braindead followers just replied to a comment saying there was a doctor doing the actual filler - so they actually think a Qualified Doctor or Nurse even has just popped into the mucky mansion to pump that dickhead's arse up with chemicals???
* The kids are there but she's no idea what they're getting up to
* That āesfetticksā woman has such a mangled way of speaking due to her false teef and lips that Iām sure she just said they were using āHydraulic acidā to pump up KPās arse. Maybe they are - she looks like the back end of a bus as it is! Shame its not hydrochloric acid though
* She went horse riding today, so her feet hurt
* Most amount of people on her live ever 5.2k
Expect more freakish "surgeries" Live then
* It just came back saying
'I had to change my top I was hot', then said "I
've just been for a wee", pulled her knickers out with her claws and then stroked her fanny like she was checking for piss stains
A nice sterile clean environment right there
* Sheās screaming everywhere like a banshee? Surely TT should be taking this down?
* Now saying she would give blood if she could. (Like they'd want it????? And anyway, theres her fear of needles.........)
* The comments though!
'Torture chamber ' 'Mutilation' 'Wtf is this' 'Back street butchers ' 'This should be illegal'
And one person keeps saying 'You should be advising her to stop these procedures not encouraging her'
Nope it's all about the money babes".
* Jett has been ordered into the room to share the spectacle. She thought it was funny, she said '
Jett will come in and say what are you having now mummmm'. She thinks it's so cool to normalise these things -it just shows a shocking understanding of boundaries. I hope Kieran gets all this to court.
* This hasnāt gone as planned, something went wrong halfway through, might be a minor thing, but it went wrong.
*
Says she is in pain all the time,every day, with her feet. Hope DVLA are watching.
* And now at the end you gotta love how she is claiming it didn't hurt
Plus the awful thong tattoo looks a bit stretched and even more ridiculous now so that means "More Tattoos" to cover up that mess.
One thing is for sure, this freebie this stupid bint gave skanky is no advertisment for her dodgy services whatsoever, in fact skank has just destroyed another business! When will people learn that "
A skank on display keeps the punters away"
29.10.23 - Next time you hear it calling other women who have dreadful surgeries "
Bloated puckerfish" or "Alien clones", bear this picture in mind
29.10.23 - on tonight's garbage "Living with Lucy" skank says she fully intends to have another set of plastics installed
Also (back when this nonsense was filmed in April) it states that it was
"Waped in Saaaarrrrffff Affrikka......................." and according to this self-praising garbage the continual mutilation is because
"It's there to do and why not?", therefore it's definitely not an addiction and definitely not body dysmorphia as skank has recently claimed (Jumping on another bandwagon). Oh dear the contradictions and lies skank
Before you open your mouth with some more LIES best you try to remember what you've said the week before you stupid cretin!
3.11.23 - Showing off more gunk in the rubber lips (puckerfish stylie), more lashes glued-on and slug-brows
The comments are epic though
As to the dreadful barnet, no matter how much money she spends (or grifts) you can't change the laws of physics, ie gluing 4 feet long hair on to a tufty couple of inches won't result in nice hair. It results in a Hillbilly hedge mullet....always! Proven on skank.
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva" -
26.10.23 - Article in the Sun with it being
"Forced to hit back at the vicious twolz again"
"
But Katie, 45, slammed one user who left a comment on the video that she had a "Colombian cold".
The former I'm A Celebrity clapped back at the troll on the broadcaster when they accused her of recently taking cocaine. She said: "I've definitely got a Colombian cold, Huh? I tell you what. If I did, I wouldn't be acting like this, I could tell you that now.
I don't do that s***. Maybe in the past, but not anymore. That was so six years ago when I had a breakdown."
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...-price-slams-fan-claims-columbian-cold-drugs/
Just another lie because she was on the sniff when she crashed her car 2 years ago
Katie Price avoids jail after flipping car while drink-driving and disqualified in Sussex
"You appear to think you are above the law," a judge told the star as she was given a suspended sentence following a crash in Sussex in September - at the scene, she told police officers: "I took drugs, I should not be driving - I admit it all .............................."
* And this, a quote from K's Insta back in the spring -
This is the bloke skank has labelled as "Dangerous to the children" - why are the police and the SS not acting on this eh instead of running about after her and her LIES?
Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
2.11.23 - OMG! Its got another puppy - a 12 week old black Labrador - so I guess that means she's tired of Tank therefore he'll join the others that Felicia Dogsbody will be trying to flog! Will this utter madness ever stop?????
2.11.23 - here comes the Sun to stick it to the thing over this new puppy, pointing out how absolutely shit it is as an owner and listing all the dogs have have died because of her
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24606528/katie-price-seventh-dog-pets-deaths/
* and this is even worse; There is no chance on earth skank will get that puppy spayed when it doesn't even bother to microchip her dogs, so you know what that means
"The dogs are all going crazy and itās a little girl and I donāt normally have little girls because of their periods because itās mess, but I couldnāt say no."
...and her...? Training two dogs.... Training? WTF...?
So I have two puppies to train at the moment.ā
and no mention of the Mexicans/Saarf Afffrrrikkans/trolls who she says killed Blade to get back at her...?
"In June of this year Katieās protection dog Blade was hit by a car.
The tragedy happened just seven months after another of Katie's dogs, Sharon, was killed on the same road".
Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
One from the archives regarding DY. Here is where it admits how she USED him to get at Dane Bowers, H being the result.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2538/2538287-09df546b3b2519e8debdf275c1c1ec71.
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
3.11.23 - here we go with anuvva fewd then
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24613970/katie-price-britain-got-talent-francine-boyfriend/
The Ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
Pete, Alex, Dane, Kieran, Dwight and Sink Boy applied for I'M A CELEBRITY ~ GET ME AWAY FROM HER! SB failed the auditions!
26.10.23 - /www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-slammed-ex-husband-31281218 Go for it K!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24524489/katie-price-ex-husband-slams-her-bunny-makeover/?
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Ghosts etc -
26.10.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24525303/katie-price-hits-back-troll-slam-hair-done-bankruptcy/
You automatically become A Twoll when you question the skank on anything
āA jobās a job and money is money.ā
That sounds like a remarkably defensive and deliberately vague response to what was being asked, almost as if to rise to the challenge of
āTell me what your income stream is without telling me what you ACTUALLY do to earn it.ā
Yep the Twolz are on the warpath
"Forcing it to hit back" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-12674741/Katie-Price-furiously-hits-fans-slammed-bankrupt-model-getting-expensive-hair-extensions
28.10.23 - Yes here we go again with this garbage! It can't even get the date right for the Saaaarrrrfff Affrikka Incident (quoted here as Two Years Ago) nor the number of assailants - so another version of Lies from it
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-left-terrified-horrid-31300318
"She said: "I've had three kidnap threats, been held at gunpoint during a hijack in South Africa with Princess and Junior while we were filming. That was two years ago. We thought we were dead. I'm on high alert here, which is why I've got a guard dog. A few weeks ago I had things vandalised. My front gate was vandalised." This vandalism was the Words of Troof sprayed onto the front wall by 'Orsham's Very Own Banksy - details on earlier wikis. Said "Guard dog" is dead due to her neglect
* Heres another lameoid believing all her LIES https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2536/2536189-e72679c19c0e681a51c2b9e8368c0bed.mp4
and don't forget the
"Ransom Threat to 'Arv" - Yes the threat to kidnap H for a mega-ransom unless skank gave the kidnappers a designer dress and Gucci handbag stuffed with cash.
Can you imagine the vicious underworld criminal gang sat round the table writing the threatening letter to the skank?
Hatchet the Crime boss "Ok Arfur what do you want"
Arfur the 6ft 22st muscle. "Well Arry I want a designer dress and a Gucci handbag stuffed wiv wonga because you said you'd take me to the underworld dinner and dance"
Kidnapping of Harvey for ransom = pure fabrication. This was the occasion when the police nipped round to tell her of this HUGE secret plot so therefore they must be working round the clock to neutralise these serious case(s)
Strangely it all occurred at about the same time as the Holly Willoughby kidnap threat case became public knowledge
The Police must have a massive file on The Clan Grifter Saga with all their lies and rubbish.
* Heres some more of it https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-forced-pull-out-31301310
Why not just leave the headline as
'Forced to pull out of event because she is high'.... Thats much more like it
28.10.23 - here it is lying its head off to another lameoid about "Kidnappers" pouncing on her at every opportunity.
As has been pointed out by another Tattler, Skank had a full system of security cameras, lights and motion sensors in and around the Shitty Shack, the main gate was electronic with an intercom and keypad entry with motion sensors and lights when Kieran was living there. (Remember it said once that the only way she knew she had shagged two random geezers at her place at a party was by checking the security footage). However skank took the front gate off and disabled the camera and lights because basically she was to lazy to get off her arse to answer the gate intercom or do any maintenance on the lights like replacing a bulb. She disconnected the electronic gate and intercom but there's still lights and cameras on the outside of the house but she's too lazy (or too tight) to get them maintained.
31.10.23 - so it has successfully managed to make completely paranoid aboot "Ghosts" haunting HIM and forbidding him to use his own room (also shown in Lucy Kennedy's bullshit show where he was sleeping on a sofa rather than his bed).
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/11569848/katie-price-boy-ghost-mucky-mansion/ The Shitty Shack has Nine bedrooms so with maybe four ostensibly being used, therefore that means there are FIVE others available - so WHY is Jett on a sofa downstairs then?????
'She added: "
These ghost investigators say they've never in all their time been to a house that has so much activity.''
The only evil spirit in that place is HER!
Incidentally,, it seems when she had that dopey bint Lucy there the evening's entertainment was a seance!! FFS she has a terrified child there and it holds an effing seance???? Even Lucy was scared of the seance they did, so can you imagine the kids.
Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
27.10.23 - Using J&B as the source for a Hallow'een story of course https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-kids-would-31286247
2.11.23 - Heres Mother of the Year demonstrating - yet again - what a caring parent she really is, driving about minus seatbelts yet again. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24599065/katie-price-slammed-for-dangerous-parenting-bunny-kieran-horrified/
3.11.23 -
This is just dreadful. If ever there was a child in danger here we have it. B has uploaded a video today on YouTube of her gaming, sheās added her gaming tag into her Bio and is asking people to follow so they can play robulux games with her and ātextā She's also asking people to subscribe, like or comment, very sad
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"-
25.10.23 -https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24519241/katie-price-harvey-smashed-tvs-three-windows-rage/
Nevertheless they are perpetuating skanky's myth that H has Prader-Willi. There is no actual word that he has Prader-Willi (documents in an early wiki prove that he was never diagnosed with it in America as she insists he was), instead its something that fitted skanky's criteria for a "syndrome" to fit her requirements.
* And now its uploading copious video nasties of her and SB abusing H onto the Youtube it set up in his name last week. H apparently "
Really wanted a youtube channel", so it said.........
Heres a still from the one where SB is tormenting the lad with carrot cake and getting him to swear, something which they both find absolutely hilarious, like SB having a right old snigger about Harvey eating, Seriously, what's your mental age Sinky? The other appalling videos is SB taunting H with a bottle of beer, saying
āIāve got you a nice cold beerā, H shouting
āNo Carlā, obviously distressed and another video where SB is making H say
F*ck off" and swearing constantly while H is eating a cake. It really is beyond belief - this TikTok Video of Harvey eating (with his head nearly in the plate), a Massive Plate of of what looks like at least 4 Servings of Chocolate Fudge Cake and sauce with a Island of Ice cream in the middle
Sink Boy then says ā
Oh thatās much too big for Harvey, letās have some,!" Harvey Replyās,
"No Carl donāt be a Cunt!", Skank laughs "Hahaha Harvey"!!! ( video has a date of 07-11-2022) You can hear SB laughing off camera. In both videos H has no top onā¦.itās horrible, pure exploitation, and people are laughing at H in the comments. Itās disgusting, she should be destroyed for doing this.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2531/2531242-f99f3fcfc70ba9ef57dd23b31b3407f6.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2531/2531243-2388b63232af0ee75cf9823f8aa39154.mp4
* Furthermore, how is this any different from the 'Harvey impersonator' TikTok videos she was trying to get banned? It seems you can take the piss out of disabled people if it's Your Relative - thats OK apparently!
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_1294-png.2531208/
She has really overstepped the mark with those vids. The pair of assholes are mocking him,this being a vulnerable, mentally impaired lad who should be protected not fucking laughed at, especially by the shit specimen he gets to call "Mummy".
As soon as skank said she was setting up a Tiktok account for H she was putting a target on his back for her own publicity because the first person to take the piss or mock H will be called out by her and her Flying Monkeys and skank will get what she craves - all the attention and publicity with spouting her usual bullshit of blaming "Twolls".
"Iss Arvey's law innit!" . But this proves what an utter cunt she is using her disabled son for her own gain in that she doesn't give two fucks about any of her kids as long as skank gets publicity for herself
As to SB though, could this all be because he actually has elbowed the thing finally and this is her way of getting at him? He might have his "93 pages if der Troof" on her but she's going to destroy any credibility he may have had by pointing out that he callously takes the piss out of a disabled lad for larfs - and here it is for all to witness themselves. In any case, out of all the videos she has including ones of H receiving awards, cooking etc she chose to post ones of SB winding him up. She knows exactly what she is doing here
* As to her screeching about H smashing up televisions and other things, check this out This was from The Sun in Dec 21!!!
"But the mother-of-four explained she was not upset that
Harvey, 19, had broken his TV and computer, among many other items in his room.
Katie, 43, explained that she "Knew her son was
extremely settled" in his residential college simply because he
had been "smashing" things to pieces! Harvey made the move to National Star residential college in Cheltenham earlier this year to continue his education and gain independence from his mum. The media personality (lol) in a chat with OK! magazine said that she was
"Happy Harvey was causing damage as it meant he felt at home." Basically its OK if he smashes the place up in college but not at her hovel!!
* Another exploitation / mockery video has just been uploaded
27.10.23 -
All those dreadful videos it uploaded have been removed! Clearly someone thought it was exploiting H
28.10.23 - H gets dragged along to Edam's crapcast
How thrilling for him!
Yep, it sure is the 'real'
Katie Price here with Edam. Here she is being resentful and bitter because her disabled child is sat next to her when she wants all the attention focused on MEEEEEEEEE. She talks to him about food, which obviously piques his interest and when he doesn't co-operate she immediately shuts him up then scolds him in a nasty tone of voice. She says
"Get lost Harv, it's MY podcast, I'm talking to Edam - not you! You're just sitting here next to mum' Nice eh?
Look at the contempt on her face!
Someone in the background cuts in whilst she's berating him too saying 'Harvey' to try and get him to say the right thing, but they don't tell skank to pack it in, instead they try and control Harvey so she isn't angry. What a nasty piece of work this asshole truly is. Harvey also wet himself because Mummy didnot want to take him to the toilet which would interrupt her MEEEEEEEEE Time;
"Full-time doting mother of 5" my arse! It looks like she's the one that needs monitoring and supervision.
* Never forget this example of her Earth Mother Nature either, the occasion it said someone would be
'Doing her a favour' if there was an accident and the house caught fire with Harvey in it. This 'Good Mum' bullshit mask is hiding a sociopath, plain and simple! It was when Harvey was in his own rental house in Essex when that James from Lucky7 had been babysitting him (funny how she wouldnāt let Pete look after H without a qualified nanny, yet she will let him go with anyone else if it meant unloading H for a while). This bloke left some candles burning in the house to which someone else who was also staying there told KP the next day & thatās when she said it.
1.11.23 - OK so that last Twat Tok that it filled with awful images of H must have been closed down because - lo and behold - heres another one!
This new TT account still has the cake video on with SB goading him and another of H listening to music on headphones saying "Fucking Music!" Mummy thinks this is highly amusing but anything to bring in some cash eh??
What then does it take to stop this exploitation and abuse of a vulnerable adult? She really is getting nastier by the minute and something needs to be done
now! She's nothing more than a brain dead, drug addled bully who would sell her own mother let alone her children to the devil for money.
2.11.23 - it admitted today that H now weighs 182kg (so that's nearly 29st in old money); Shocking!
"Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally -
28.10.23 -
LOL
1.11.23 -
Mikkernos hits OF
Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack -
26.10.23 - So skank skulks off to Devon (when she'd rather have gone to Spain), but anyway, heres a little scenario for you
Mrs D sets fire to the place whilst the burglars, twolz, intruders on quads and of course those pesky Mexicans all burst in for a rake through skank's piles of crap. Where are the Saaaaarrrrrfff Affrikkans though?
29.10.23 - This is apparently "Proof" that the Shitty Shack is haunted!
According to this dickhead the flame rises and falls to her command
Seance with a bog-roll- theres a new twist to it! The comments are epic though:-
Some users joked the spirit Katie had been engaging with was, in fact, an alcoholic one. One joked:
"The only spirit you have connected with tonight is a bottle of vodka!" as one followed up with:
"These 'spirits', did you drink them?" Meanwhile another giggled:
"Why isnāt anyone acknowledging the toilet roll?"
30.10.23 - Just look at the state of the place in this photo it posted during the
"shewt wiv der Gardiyan". The place is an absolute kharzi as usual, in fact Mrs Danvers must be doing her pieces seeing that mess
The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her-
25.10.23 - Its now being picked-on again by the wicked media twolz at the Sun over the revolting vaping habit. It must be like living with an asthmatic Thomas the Tank Engine as it coughs and wheezes everywhere.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24513479/katie-price-mum-shamed-disgusting-habit/
"
She said: "I am going to stop it because I donāt know why I do it. Itās this new social thing where everyone vapes - "I donāt normally [like to] be a follower, I am usually a leader. Do you know what it is? They smell nice.......I like the way it just comes out, if you take it in and swirl your tongue around you really get the taste." In fact its been hooked on the Vape Thing since it visited The Pwiowy, just after it crashed the BMW and got nicked whilst trollied yet again
25.10.23 - the Grauniad UK might be arse-licking it but their counterparts in Australia are'nt - they've given the thing 6 minutes to crucify itself LOLhttps://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/oct/07/five-great-reads-katie-price-bounces-back-from-rock-bottom-savile-survivor-speaks-and-the-fall-of-ftx
27.10.23 - Here The Sun sniggering at the thing's arse lift
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-326-a-washed-up-potty-mouth-drunk-drugged-up-t-t-model.42306%2Fpage-51&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftvandshowbiz%2F24541477%2Fkatie-price-jiggles-bum-fillers%2F&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=9dcf0ff6af4611e50f6c19a03f982ad1&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
Now they are also noting how pathetic the thing is with all it's screeching and whining. The Sun have gone for it now pointing out how it āscreamed in painā, and also vaping constantly during the "treatment", also this definately was NOT a sterile environment for this kind of invasive work AT ALL. In fact this butchery job was basically a freebie for advertising a very dangerous procedure for Lift Aesthetics, one where the thing continually moans how painful it was along with the entire nightmare being totally unprofessional regarding hygiene. Great advertising eh? Doubtless last night's fiasco wasNOT what they thought they were going to get for giving it nearly Ā£1500s worth of free services!!
The Sun also mentions Jett was watching this farce unfolding, but they know precisely what they are doing in providing KH more ammo in his fight against it, the wonderful Mummy who allows a 10yo to watch this kind of thing and even calls him in from another room to come take a look at her gigantic arse as she's sprawled on a table. Surely this must raise a massive red flag at any court appearance so a good one from The Scum! We now await the Birmingham Mail to stick it to the skank over this
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24544850/katie-price-screams-in-pain-vapes-bum-lift/
29.10.23 - heres another grovelling lickspittle, Lucy Kennedy promoting her shit programme tonight on Virgin TV.
Skank is
very open about
her version of her life that she wants everyone to believe! How often have we heard these stories she repeats
'No filters when I was younger / all natural' ....full time muvva of 5 etc."? Her entire existence is this rehearsed bunch of fake stories & outright LIES that she trots out to various audiences whom she imagines haven't heard them before
29.10.23 - heres the Sun giving out a nice list of some of skank's Lies https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/11560402/katie-price-reveals-why-shes-in-therapy-traumas/
30.10.23 - and another one from The Sun taking the piss about the distorted norks stopping the safety harness locking on a funfair ride https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24564899/katie-price-chessington-world-ride-breast-size/
31.10.23 - the Lucy Kennedy rubbish. This utter tosh was filmed back in April, co-incidentally when it was stuffing powder up it's beak with a vengence. This was the period it was very "active" ie the roadside fence was painted with 'Junkie', also in April (3rd), Kieran accused of having a gun and was arrested on 9th April so actually it all makes perfect sense - she needed some drama while this "Living with Lucy" rubbish was being filmed hence all these "attacks" and accusations against Kieran, the fence painted with nasty graffiti (probably by sink boy) and some of IVF to deflect from her being caught driving and having no licence. Then it's driving licence allegedly medically revoked 4 weeks later in May, Blade killed in June and the nose surgery in July. Quite an eventful few months!
2.11.23 - The Sun here indicating skank's sheer delight and relief that she's been able to bung H off back to his residential out of her way; No doubt H was as relieved as her to get outta that dump Woo Hoo! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24606500/katie-price-delighted-harvey-gone-back-to-college/
But its all spend spend spend with her, ain't it?.... And all caused by Harvey
"Its like, two tellys, it's cost me three windows and then he blocked the toilets so I had to get Ā£600 to get a plumber round". H also trashed the kitchen apparently (maybe she'd managed to empty the bin before he got to it?).
3.11.23 - https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-328-skanks-a-raucous-butchered-shrieking-freak-she-a-talentless-show-off-her-futures-bleak.42463%2Fpage-12&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2F3am%2Fcelebrity-news%2Fkatie-price-risks-social-media-31349523&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=03913526b7ae8947c5fe89fa5b9113f8&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
4.11.23 - Here comes
The Birmingham Mail regarding the thing's latest puckerfish lip-job - we can always rely on them
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-unveils-huge-new-28041914
and now heres the Sun with a horrendous video of it showing off it's false eyelashes, the paint-rollered eyebrows, those puckerfish flappy lips & terrible barnet - all underneath a weapons-grade fuzzy filter thats carved inches off her face anyway!
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24625188/katie-price-new-face-russian-doll-lips-fillers/
4.11.23 - although they are two weeks late with this onfo
https://www.thesun.ie/tv/11592894/katie-price-night-spanish-villa/
Nevertheless who the hell wrote/signed off on that load of drivel?
" The owner of the home shared a picture of Katie their." Their?"
"Mum-of-five Katie has failed to keep up with her monthly repayments of Ā£1,200 to clear the hefty sum owed to multiple creditors. "
Surely they mean Ā£12,000?
Even the Daily Star are getting in a snarky "dig" at it https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/celebs-who-been-snubbed-strictly-31358760
