Katie Price 88 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
12.7.25 - Back in Dubai seliing it's dubious "services"..................... Cue sniggerring post with a saucy tune added
* Then it posts this, loaded hints, rubbing it in that nobody in the media will come and and actually SAY what she's doing out there in case she resorts to her usual LIES about her "Many suicide attempts due to the media lying about MEEEE!.........................". She couldn't be any more blatent, could she?? One minute she's hiding what she’s up to, then she posts this…yeah we know Skank - She thinks she is clever making money like this, that we are all jealous and wish we could do it ... she is delusional
And the fact it thinks it actually resembles that awful Bratz doll thing is hilarious too!!
15.7.25 - Word has it that.........


19.7.25 - word has it that skank got pulled in Dubya over her vape (because they are illegal there)

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -

So danged seksii innit! Rock hard stuck-on tits that have formed their own shelving arrangement as she's so emaciated. Then theres the creases & folded loose skin like a lizard shedding its skin & her bewful, glossy, luxurious, long tresses whacked up on her head like a pile of straw on a dung-heap...................... Just gawjus!

Is this malfunctioning filters, AI or what????
* Just scary - That picture is seriously grim There really is absolutely no hiding how hideous she looks now. No amount of filter is gonna help that. If she's trying to look 'awl sexsi & alluring' to tempt more punters, I fear she'll not be making a single brass razoo again There again, if she wasn't such an absolutely vile parasite this would be so so soooooo sad, however as she IS an absolutely vile parasite one can only feel very very sad & sorry for her children & all her 'pets' both past & present; Yes she has got everything she deserved finally and it looks straight back at her from any mirror
14.7.25 - allegedly...she's been visiting Peaky Blinders ladies Salon in Dubai.. rather a lot! That's meant to be the most luxurious and expensive ladies salon in Dubai! What or who's paying for that? LA Studio will look a bit tatty after this...!
16.7.25 - "Yachting" is a reference to prostitution... and Skank knows it,but what a crap advert for it's services and one she's stuck on FB!!. One butt cheek lower than the other to match one Mitchell twin lower than the other, one eye lower than the other, one upper lip lower than the other and one nostril lower than the other, the wonky eyebrows and her lopsided earholes!!! She's totally asymmetrical.
spot the difference
Look at Those Things standing there alone!!
19.7.25 - Where to even start with this???? F U B A R
The ear placement
The five head due to terrible face and brow lifts
The stitched on hairline due to the terrible face and brow lifts
The balding patches mostly due to excessive use of heavy extensions in the wrong placement , poor nutrition and possibly perimenopause
The overworked bunny lives due to over used brow Botox
The fucked up blephroplasties leaving the small eye and crinkling eyes
The underbite ? Due to ill fitting dental work and excessive lip filler
The wonky lumpy uneven lips
The completely asymmetrical face
And thats just the face!!!
* Ahhh Helen of Troy,,, the face that launched a thousand ships an then theres Skank of 'Atwerdy 'Eef,,,, the face they used to hit the wooden supports with to launch those thousand ships. Actually its the face that launched a thousand shits
*Not ones for mocking the afflicted but in this case make an exception as she has voluntarily done this to herself and thinks she looks wonderful for it.
Oi skank! Its time to add Specsavers to the list of tweetmints to grift!

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Now the old woman we all know as Skanks
Has been offering expensive quick wanks
But with turds on her tum
And a huge leaky bum
All the men in Dubai said "No thanks."
* Heres her feem choon for Dubya! https://youtu.be/szM7x0N9Ru4
* Katie Price skipped Glasgow’s Pride,
For Dubai, where rich sheikhs reside.
Potty parties galore,
Yet they beg her for more—
Seems dignity’s taken a slide!

Price.Dropped 2025 -
9.7.25 - which explains how it blagged a first class / business class flight back to UK does it not??
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL2t9-Ltx74/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
* Nobody is shocked by this revelation.
10.7.25 - They're pulling no punches now....................... I wonder if skank is twarmertiyzed agen?

* https://www.instagram.com/p/DL56j1tNjqf/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
* Here her latest "coercive control" bollocks has been picked apart and rubbished for the BS that it is
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DL6ALUUCKEQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
* a comment from the post about her coming back from Dubya with only £3k

* and for those doubting the integrity of PD

Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
18.7.25 - counting down the days tillshe gets turfed-out of the Rancid Rental once and for all

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance-
10.7.25 - Heres the inspirational sales guru.....................
Not bad considering this company of his is on the point of being closed down.
19.7.25 - The idiot posted saying he's going to Turkey to get his Teef done shortly so H is getting His 'Oliday wiv Mummy................ (The Romance is off eh?? Hmmmm). Shortly after, said annoucement vanishes. Angry eh skanky for being grassed-up by Bong???

# Ouch!! -

One of the tamer comments
https://twitter.com/i/status/1943017340859199944


14.7.25 - https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14902405/CHRISTOPHER-STEVENS-mom-jayne.html


"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
7.7.25 - Still banging-on about being chased by a paparazzi through the airport, that is even though he was at least twelve metres away and retreating rapidly! In her fucking dweems was she "Being chased" ANYWHERE!! More LIES
and poor little Rookie has got the thing back pawing at him
8.7.25 - Here we go again - "Poor MEEEE!" Wonder what she's deflecting from this time?
Another nice illiterate posting from it though Yes we are back onto Slapgate again so something is deffo up for this card to be drawn from the pack - details on earlier wikis. Suffice it to say it was all one giant LIE, where she turned up at Sun HQ with her sob-story about being "attacked for no reason........" & implying Cole dunnit, wearing a nice painted-on bruise and a sad face. When she made it up with Cole days later she retracted her story insisting The Sun had made it all up and they'd lied about MEEEE! with all the photos and everything!!! They had obviously pinned her to a chair and painted on that nasty "bruise" with make-up and Cole stated that it was all One Big Lie for money
Skank has clearly forgotten that all this Slapgate stuff was a gigantic LIE she made up to get a few quid into her purse???
17.7.25 - Reposting this farce again which inevitably means something must be simmering regarding the children if she's dredging this up to glorify MEEEE! as a Muvva
* Now it's been pointed out skank has more children other than H and P she's back to posting "All my babies....." rubbish again- and what's with the 2007 zleb mum of the year award anyway?? "Someone" wouldn't be trying to remind the braindeads what a great mother she once pretended to be because there's an almighty shit storm story about to drop that she's been trying to keep a lid on now would she?. There is certainly an air that something BIG is about to hit the fan given skanks constantly mentioning the kids and that #thankyouforyoursupport. bollocks she constantly posts, then theres the fact it seems KH has gone back to plastering to earn a regular steady income and his much sniggered-about OF has gone quiet. This could get very interesting very soon and she won't like it......................
20.7.25 - out with an article thats basically P wearing a white dress to be immediately followed by this hilarious fotershewt of MEEEE! wearing some appallingly awful white outfits in order for evvryboddy to remark "She's just like MEEEE! innit!!"

These delightful garments were selected for MEEEE! by her bestest bestiest fwend Lou weeks ago when skank said she was picking her new wardrobe for her because she had "Taste...." skank is also known to wear white to seduce men (like we saw with Polo Egg). It must have been a SHEIN haul for Dubya and Beefa then. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-andre-wows-white-soaks-35578260

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
9.7.25 - she's found a new Scam angle to rip off the Brain Deads! Note the rider stating it all depends on flogging 300 tickets though nb. Only 20 comments and no mention of it again so obviously they didn't sell 300 tickets!)
* and another lot! FFS who wants to be a Katie Price lookalike anyway (apart from drag artistes?) This woman must be desperate if she wants to use the skank for anything, but you gotta wonder if this is the amaaaaazin' Bafta-winning rubbish that Edna was bragging about recently? Or is this woman possibly planning a massive pisstake of the skank because having seen examples of her "work" it kinda looks that way? Yeah it smells fishy alright luv!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DL2CJaqoG0F/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
17.7.25 - a bucketload of Poor MEEEEs!! here https://www.instagram.com/p/DFFiqy3R-ya/?utm_source=ig_embed
18.7.25 - another gigantic "Poooooor MEEEE!" from it https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15556739/katie-price-facing-homelessness-days-before-moving-guarantor/ Nobody wants to risk renting to her
* https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14916251/Katie-Price-homeless-frustrations-rental-market-forced-5k-month-property.html The comments are on fire about her whining about being homeless, most people are commenting on the fact that she can't get tenancy because of her appalling finances... and the fact that the kids don't live with her anyway.... Oh dear, how sad - Never Mind eh??

Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
9.7.25 - Watch out Barnsley - its coming your way at the weekend - get your ear defenders ready for a truly stunning performance from the skank screeching at yers!
Lucky Barnsley! Who in their right mind books it for these excrutiating "performances"?
10.7.25 - and heres why skank did not bother to advertise this non-event - she had no intentions of attending it anyway!
Nobody is surprised around here.
11.7.25 - https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14894467/Katie-Price-Barnsley-Pride-days-event-organisers-confess-genuinely-disappointed.html Are they really?
Strange though how both skank and Kokey BOTH pulled out last minute
Comment -
16.7.25 - Will skank be answering questions about her activities in Dubya??
19.7.25 - another Pride event allegedly cancelled by skank - the 5th one!! Glasgow is off now too. Has she got another rendezvous in Dubya that clashes with the date and being shat on is far more lucrative for her?
* "Another urgent obligation"?? Blow dry or blow job? It seems she is supervising H's departure from Star and onto his next destination with Bong tagging along trying to stay out of sight, the point here is that she has known about this date for literally MONTHS and surely did when Edna took the booking for Glasgow Pride - so WTF???? This just sounds like a pile of Sheik's Shit - she's used to that!
* Or perhaps the case is that these pride gig organisers and the LGBTQ community are starting to realise the negativity & bad publicity that having skank aboard the Good Ship Pride actually is? A revenge porn spreading, drink and drug addict, a law breaking, animal killing, child neglecting, Porta Potty who's unreliable as hell, ie she's always late & brings sweet FA to these events so perhaps therefore they asked her not to appear?. Skank is slowly being cancelled on the quiet and work is drying up rapidly.
* Katie Price pulls out of another public appearance just hours before hitting the stage | The Irish Sun
The comments they picked to use though
"Fans were quick to comment and one wrote: "Sorry to bring the mood down but Katie Price should never have been booked in the 1st place.
"Absolutely nothing to do with our community and convicted drink driver to boot. Do better next year!"
"Didn't even know Katie Price was supposed to be coming. No advertising for her."
* As for her slagging off the zlebs on Love Island for shagging,
"Katie reiterated: "I would never have sex on telly!."
Video is Ok then, its ok when you're being paid presumably and perhaps when its a Poo Rendezvous in Dubya eh?

The Braindeads are Amongst us!-
7.7.25 - responding to another pc of skank stuffing H with muffins on a visit to residential


* Yes. She posted these photos on her FB and the "Worried and concerned" Brain Deads are trying to outdo each other with their caring words of advice They actually do believe she reads their comments or even gives a monkey's about their opinions!
9.7.25 - another erudite posting from a Brain Dead
17.6.25 - Whilst she was away "working" (especially on this second trip to Dubya), you could see in real time a shift in the comments on her FB posts. Every time she posted another greased-up-like-a-fried-rasher-of-bacon-bikini-selfie or one of her getting yet another treatment, it seems to have triggered more and more of the starting to ask things like "Why didn't you take the kids?" and "Poor Harvey, you've abandoned him! When are you taking him on holiday?" etc. Some also started to question the whereabouts of the two youngest kids FINALLY which ordinarily causes somewhat of a stir, especially when the "Twollz" reply with the real reason they are never mentioned. This time the twollz comments didn't attract half the rabid backlash they normally do - are people becoming immune to her bullshit?.
* Edna has clearly been shouting down the phone to the JYY admins who run her FB page to ramp-up the "My mini me.....my handsome boy" and "My 'Arv Bear" posts. That crap is like heroin to the - It's so transparent that even Stevie Wonder could see straight through it!
* Perhaps that is why she did the impromptu trip to H's residential before jetting back off to Dubya?. The Clan overlords (AFP) instructed her to get some H content for her socials in order to keep the proles from rioting.
* After bigging herself up in interviews, podcasts and on social media with "The fantastic stay at home single mum that works around her kids and looks after them all by herself 24/7......." to then bugger off and spend nearly a month on 3 "working" trips, (Ibiza and 2 in Dubai) & her only being home for 2 days between each trip before jetting off again. Perhaps Clan Grifter know it's starting to unravel with people (including the Braindeads) at last seeing through skank ? Once they starting to call her out & she she starts losing the hardcore supporters it will be the end of any comeback and the gravy train will finally hit the buffers.
21.7.25 - the sychophancy of these cretins holds no bounds. She "Couldn't put it down....." eh? Was that because she couldnt quite believe this bollockfest was being put out as Non-Fiction? Weapons-grade TWAT alert!

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives-
7.7.25 - heres a Noo Angull for the CBD snake-oil crap for the Brain Deads to believe in
"Get yerselfs a Mennerpaws bunndell innit woo hoo!!"
Now have we got this right.? What she is actually trying to describe is "peri-menopause" & not "pre menopause"?! And besides which, is she actually acknowledging that she may not be the "fertile earth mother" she'd have us believe?
9.7.25 - flogging hideous summer frocks from JYY whilst posed indoors beside a radiator! Why was this not done in Beefa or Dubya eh?
Has she been banned from doing her filming outside the rental after too many complaints by the neighbours? Check out the alleged "dancing" whilst pointing at the ceiling and the terrible lip-synching from it - yeah we LUVVVVVITTT alright skanky!
11.7.25 - its back hawking the CBD again https://twitter.com/i/status/1943384321907396981
and talking mumbo-jumbo Then of course it's now gone back to Dubya anyway
12.7.25 - TWO categories in one here - Scrounging and Grifting woo hoo!!! Wearing a truly hideous ensemble its trying to grift another MUG to cut the grass for free as it seems Bong has either refused or has actually pissed-off and left her to it finally. However that does not look like the postage-stamp garden at the Rancid Rental anyway..................... Perhaps heres a suggestion for ya skank - its "You can on me if you mow my lawn innit' - There will be dozens of takers for an offer like that surely?
14.7.25 - on the grift again. Its the same idiots giving her the new sofa to ruin. Is it not her usual habit to grift a new bed when theres a Noo Egg on the scene though - replace the Victim / Replace the bed? Has she snared another Mug seeing as Bong has gone missing?
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3639/3639628-357b14e3e295fb64a8b0243945e7190a.mp4 Heres the World's Worst Moddle wearing the world's most ghastly outfit, clonking about the back garden avoiding the dogshit piles. Comments?

* Oh and the sludge green frock it's bin' moddlin' so expertly. Turns out what she's got on is TWO dresses because it seems it did not fit her distorted body, thus they chopped up another one to make 'a top' for her medicine balls
This is what its supposed to look like.

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob & SC BS-
7.7.25 - another bucketload of it on SC
Moaning as usual about how she’s so tired.
Yesterday she was sorting out the house, the kids (you know...all 5 that live with MEEEE!) & she’s exhausted as usual.
She has an exciting week ahead, listing all the pampering she’s having done
She did go to see H, with P. Says she has a lot to do as he leaves on the 18th. (Yeah righty-ho skank!)
Literally loads of H videos at the college (making a stock to use until she next bothers to see him)
She's trying to grift a balloon ride for him or a holiday, saying “How can I do this?” captioning her crap videos waiting for a Brain Dead to jump in with an offer.
She gives H a muffin to shut him up - no change with the exploitation nor giving him food. There are too many of these boring videos on this nonsense
Bongo still doesn’t appear to be around or she’s hiding him but it looks like P or Skank drove to H's residential, Has Bong had a baby strop & stomped off? Is he not playing the fake-game anymore? Will he only return with increased pay for Danger Money? It does look like he has disappeared for now
Oh and she's still not moved out of the RR yet either
* Why is she encouraging H to count down the days to when he leaves College? If anyone’s counting it would be the College themselves, finally getting shot of her, the parent from hell constantly undoing all their good work with Harvey.
* One observation is that she says P went with her and you can hear her voice when they're at the college, but not a glimpse of her on the actual footage Is that not allowed to appear due to her contract with ITV? What a bitter pill for the Skank to swallow -she cannot even use Her Own Daughter anymore
* Slobbering over H yet again. Look at the scars on her face though
* Oh and the legal weight limit for balloon rides is 300lbs which H far exceeds so no grifted balloon trip for him nor skanky.
8.7.25 - today's bucketload
Complaining about charging the car in a garage again, Darth was with her…
Looks like Bong has deffo been dumped…for now but its probably another of her sad little games. She’s enjoying not having him around by the looks of it. Dinner with her "friend" Liv later.
The rest of her SC is just boring pampering all day - nails, hair, lashes and a sun bed. Looks like she was on the Lewes Road, she thought she might get a parking ticket but said she couldn’t be bothered moving the car and she might get away with it
She looks increasingly bald and her hair is totally grey at the roots now - she doesn’t like that.
The rental is a tip, clothes everywhere and she’s eating junk food as usual A L L B O R I N G
9.7.25 - More of the same really -
SC Dump, yaaaaaaawn. Basically she has nothing to do, she has hardly any proper "work" & looks like it’s Dubai work as her sole career option now,
*Was "feeling ugly"in bed she sez, t
*There is no sign of Bong, he’s not in the rental. he’s not with her in the car, he’s not mentioned at all - actually it appears she has currently put him on gardening leave. Will he return for the Barnsley gig - is she actually going anyway ?
*Yesterday she went horse riding, had her hair sorted to get rid of the grey, the hairdresser said she now has luxurious full hed of hair ("Whose hair?" is the question here. No way would her natrul hair be that long since she last showed the tatty mess of her own barnet)
* Had another sun bed - she's cooking up that skin cancer and increasingly ageing her already leathery horsehide skin
* Finally had a glow up for her eyes. (???)
Her life is so dull and she does this virtually every day What an empty shallow life it is, a pointless existence, particularly as she looks like behind the filters anyway
* but a new level of tedium from it now ! She's taken to driving past houses where she grew up and filming them which will no doubt please the current owners no end - thats IF its even legal to do this! Not that the Plods would do anything about it but there ya go - never underestimate the pwicey. Wonder if she did a drive-past of the old Shitty Shack to see how all the renovations are coming along?
10.7.25 -
*Filmed yesterday she's sat outside Donatello with her mate Julie in the Brighton Lanes. Then she went to CharlotteTilbury and Space NK…- said it was one of her favourites & it’s very expensive. She had a load of bags so she probably spent a fortune in those shops Last photos are this new use of the niece which we won't repeat
*Still no sign of the Penny Stocks Millionaire
Part of her day’s haul (theres a lot more than this), it’s into the thousands of £s she's wasted - and despite it all, the bankruptcies etc she is still spending like a millionaire
This Julie is another Long Friend - they fell out years ago after skank accused her with selling stories about MEEEE! - and now she too is back on the skank scene Has she run out of Mugs to Victimise or is she getting in touch with people she has fallen out with to try and find out who PD is ??
So skank has cancelled her Barnsley Pride rubbish this weekend - that means I.O.W crisis meeting then. Its almost as if this "trip down memory lane" nonsense and meeting up with Long Friends is skank trying to worm her way back into people's lives because maybe she's having to look for a house further out since no letting agency will rent to her in a 50 mile radius of were she is now. It'll be a bit of a trek to Lardy Lou daily when she needs a mug to wash her wigs for free near Brighton.
* She's done this cancellation thing before and laid low awhile - the last time was when she was going to be served with court papers. That was when she moved into sink boy's place and got him answering the door denying her presence.
11.7.25 - No Crapcast this week although skank said it had been recorded early as Edna was off on her hols with her family. Why has it been pulled?
12.7.25 - She’s currently posting post after post featuring H and P when very small, on her Gram stories….the usual "My Baby Girl", the unbreakable bond I have with H….using “Just the two of us”, as the backing track to her posts. She’s probably off her head in her hotel room or in Long Friend’s apartment readying herself for the "Business of the day"
* C Dump, she’s not saying where she is but has put 7 hours travelling time on one post, so not Dubai if that’s the truth. Including her time in the airport maybe it's Turkey? You can hear children playing around her where she’s sunbathing, you don’t hear that in Dubai, she’s usually on some remote beach there, and that breakfast looks like a hotel or even in a clinic hopefully it’s more ops, fuck up that face more Skank, or is it the teeth, they are in a bad way

14.7.25 - its managed some more rubbish on SC today though, even if it is just the usual tedious nonsense.
We’ve got a SC Dump today, all photos and videos are close up, she isn’t giving anything away about her being in Dubai. Went for * More pamerings for MEEEE!, food on a tray again, in what seems to be a hotel time & no sign of Long Friend or her apartment. * She looks awful, really sick & that the hat photo is dreadful despite the weapons-grade filters applied, she looks skeletal and dead behind the eyes in all the pics. This is not a happy woman, this is a woman in free fall to oblivion - it’s over for her, she’s gone and looking highly doubtful she’ll see the year out at this rate. Why aren't the clan intervening? Edna should shut down the Pod, say she’s not doing it again until her sister sorts herself out, but none of them do anything because she's their moneymaker, nor do her so called friends. Weird family, not really friends.
* These photos scream despair, she looks empty inside, yet her idiot fans will just tell her she’s beautiful, her fans are helping Skank destroy herself, again weird people if they can’t see this is a total mess of a human.…

17.7.25 - Crapcast time woo hoo! - this week's bucket of excrement from skanky and Edna, botth back from their 'olidays it seems although why would you go to Dubai for a few days just a week after you had already been there eh? Still lying of course because we know what you were doing, likewise most other people do since it’s all over your SM - people know, but here we go - she can’t even come up with a reason now!!! ….and back to SC eh?? It seems she was shut down by Long Friend this time as we surmised to keep The Gob in check
this is the opening comment…. “Oh, I know, but not that. We both landed back in the country yesterday at the same time, different airports. Back to normality, how are you? So our holidays were very different. You was with the family. Yeah. 'Arry's family, and I was just with my friend, Louisa Squeezer. I didn't sunbathe much. We went out once and just chilled in our house. It's like home from home because that's what she used to do when she come to mom (MEEEE!). She lived at mine. So mine's very chilled.
I've had a break and now I'm back with full on energy, back on my Snapchat, back to work. Love it. Fully refreshed.” All LIES!!
* The LIES are streaming out today! Her house hunting is hilarious, she’s lying her head off, loads on that,
* H leaving college - she'll be after grifting a van and a mug to drive it to shift his stuff, then she talks about B going to big school.
*Edna says the kids are staying with her while Skank is on tour!! They don’t live with Skank yet Edna is indicating they do on this pod!!! WTF is Edna on today ? , I do hope we aren’t seeing any changes to the custody arrangements, and that this garbage is just more LIES from them.
* Skank is having a foot operation on the 28th August, just before the KK tour starts. Edna is annoyed as Skank hasn’t told her and it’s not in the digital diary, Skank argues with her saying she has…she hadn’t
*Skank needs someone to run her Vinted, the women who did it is pregnant and can’t do it…more desperation for coin.
Skank can’t wait to have another baby as Edna coos with Olive
Clan Griffter meeting happened yesterday at Skank’s rental. Skank, Edna, her hubby and Dan, The Penny Stocks Millionaire is not mentioned as attending, not mentioned at all on the Pod but it seems he is still lurking about somewhere
*Skank got pulled over in Dubai customs, they checked her Visa, she had to wait in a room, Skank doesn’t look like her passport so they quizzed her, then they just smiled at her…prob thought what a twat. Skank said to them "I don’t look my age do I?"…..Red Tops will run an article on this one
*Still hasn’t taken the cat to the vets, thought it might be a phantom Pregnancy but it’s not.
* House hunting (desperately now) buckle up there’s a lot of bollox on this one, it’s very heavy on all the kids still living with her
* “Always bought a house and I'm loving renting at the minute, because if you don't like somewhere, you can just move on”…..rubbish, she hates the fact she can’t buy a house anymore.
*”Now, I was supposed to have this place about two years. The guy who owns the place, he built three of these. Such a nice guy...... (grovel grovel) to the point, I didn't have a guarantor, and he let me have the place. I've been on time with all payments as you should, and bills, and everything. But now he wants to sell it”.
“So I've literally got a couple of months left. But what pisses me off, again, is some houses I look at, I can't get a guarantor because some people don't earn money like me to be a guarantor. So the house I do want, the man wants six months up front in case I miss a payment, but he also wants a guarantor. Right. And it's like, even though the guy for this house has given me the most best, amazing reference ever.”…. (To get rid of you)
Yeah. And it just annoys me. It's like, because that guy's read the papers and now I get judged on it. It's so annoying. Yeah, but nowadays with renting, they are asking for more, aren't they? It's more competitive, isn't it? Its everyone elses fault of course
*Edna’s hubby 'Arry has a pop …. “Yeah, but again, as I say, like, you look at what's been in the press over the last couple of years, granted, I know she's done really well to work her way out of it, but...It's like fucking asking McDonalds to look after your cow, do you know what I mean?”
Sez Edna….”Fucking hell. For fuck's sake, Harry”. Skank….”Thanks for that headline, Harry. Yeah, there you go. That was a headline. Please be nice.”
* Out with the Mentawl Elf BS about bankruptcy "No, but with me, the truth is, people don't realize I got in all that bankruptcy stuff, not because I didn't want to pay. I had a breakdown. Do you know what I mean? And obviously, when I got this house, Junior and Jasmine lived here for like eight months. Solid. And so did Princess live with me”.
* Trying to make out Junior wants to move back in with MEEEE! "Saw Junior and I'm like, do you still like renting? He's like, hmm….You want to go back to my house? Yeah. Yeah”….. why the fuck would he want that, has he got no balls like Bongo, are Jasmine and J not adults??? nah, it’s more bollox from Skank.
”So I don't know if they're going to move back in with me. Princess, obviously, she was living with me, but because she's doing a documentary and I'm not even allowed to breathe near the documentary, she's been predominantly staying at her dad's because while she's filming. So I still need, and obviously the other “kids, so I still need a house with all these bedrooms for the kids”…give me strength
* “No, I reckon Junior and Jasmine might move back in, and then Princess will live with me again. It's only because she's been filming, and because obviously I'm not allowed anywhere near it. She's only got like two weeks left to film in. So, and then”…..her career ends if that happens, the Porta Potty story is gaining traction
Obviously, I've got to find something nearer the kids' schools, the younger ones. But it will all work out. I'm excited to move again”.
* Been grifting again though -“So I found this company where they're just going to do all my beds and sofas and everything. But I need to move to give them measurements. They're like, we can deliver next week.................I'm like, I haven't even found it anywhere yet! So I've got the joys of house hunting and then the joys of being judged. But it is what it is”
* “I quite like renting.”……you really don’t, you really really don’t.
*She ends this segment by saying she’s off to look at a house in Arundel, It's nearer the kid’s school so that’s all good .….that won’t be cheep, Arundel is lovely, they will not want her there
She later posted on SC, in a garage again, her new rental requires a charging point and she says found a place DUH but she hasn’t - she’s just sent some papers in requesting it but if it’s given to her then the landlord really is an idiot
* Unbelieveable, Doesn't she understand that renting a house might need a guarantor, not because of who she is and what they print about her as she alleges, but because she's a failed bankrupt with what must be an appalling credit rating.? Fuck the "I was bankrupt because of my mental health" excuse because, again, we all know the reasons for that too. Never forget the smirk on her face and the "Get to the back of the queue" remark.
* Presumably it also has nothing to do with the complaints from neighbours, the rubbish strewn around outside, the holes in the walls, the piss and shit everywhere.... why wouldn't you want to continue to rent to such a mowdel tenant...?!!)
Its like she reckons she can't get car insurance due to 'who she is', not the fact she's got eleventy zillion points on her licence due to her appalling driving record. Has she been to Delusions R Us.....?!!
* As to the indignation about potential landlords demanding A Guarantor & the moaning about nobody willing to act as her guarantor is highly amusing. What about Clan Grifter stepping up eh? Or are they shit-scared she'll knock THEM for the money like everybody else burnt by her?
19.7.25 - Today's SC bullshit - Skank hired a van to take H home from college, said it’s not a man with a van, but a woman with a van. On the way back with H she’s in the back with H, a man’s voice can be heard, I believe it’s the Penny Stocks Millionaire Bong, it sounds like him. She is hiding him!! haha Bong really is a very sad idiot if it is him and is still doing her bidding. Possibly they don’t know how to continue the fake-game at mo, after her recent behaviour they know even some of the ain’t buying it. Interesting times
*She looks terrible, No sign of muffins or cake for H this time - she’s hiding that as well .
* H is describing all the extra food he wants with his curry, He doesn’t stand a chance- he’s not losing any weight when stuck with Mummy Dearest
* This is from her SC of the journey to/from NSC in the hire van. The hire van she said she was driving, but clearly it was actually Bong as he stupidly opened his mouth on the return journey and gave the game away.
H parroting some bollocks about curry and "sugar naan bread". She'll be docking Bongo a week's pay for ruining the illusion!
Rocky dumped in the footwell is bad enough, but sat beneath H?! What could have possibly gone wrong?! If he'd have flown off of the handle for some reason I dread to think what would have happened to Rookie. It doesn't bear thinking about..

20.7.25 - today's portion of garbage from it -
*Just tons of BORING videos of a topless H waking her up at 5pm where he says "morning" to her and The Penny Stocks Millionaire, so haha he’s in her bed then despite all this "We are just fwenss now innit" bullshit! What a weird little man-child he is, humiliated beyond belief but there he is obeying the skank like he always has done
* You will note that when H barges in (and she's already got the camera rolling in readiness of his arrival), he greets her using Makaton. He will have been taught this over the years but naturally Mummy has never bothered to learn it herself.
*The exploitation of H continues throughout the day. She went horse riding, took us for a tour through her attic - what a bloody mess with clothes strewn verywhere, - screenshot below doesn’t really do it justice, so added a video.
* She finished the day at Edna’s watching the boxing, oh and she complained about charging the car again . Her SC really are the most tedious boring rubbish available;
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3646/3646477-7fc4ad93191d157dc30a7b8579daaad4.mp4

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
as opposed to
* 14 words in that caption above and 5 of them are I / My.
* Oh yes and the "My house..........................." bit. Its not "My House" anyway because she's being chucked out imminently!! And who uses 'love the upstairs of my house' as a conversation starter?, but of course The House is all she has on her tiny mind at the moment since she is being kicked out again so let's allow her to enjoy that upstairs while she still can Oh, and is she not able / allowed to film this moddlin' on the drive or in the back garden any more and as a consequence locked herself inside filming her nonsense ?? #squatting ??
14.7.25 - an entire article of LIES re Harvey. https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14903073/Katie-Price-reveals-son-Harvey-23-coming-home-good-entering-real-world-struggling-place-specialist-college-funding-cuts-bankruptcy.html
* How is he 'coming home for good' and 'will begin independent living in a new place that is nearer to her home'...? EH??? His new home is 30 likes away, its a good hour's drive if you stick to the speed limits from the skank currently so nowhere near her in reality!!! He's certainly not moving in with Mummy!!!! It’s journalism as usual because she’s never "Bringing him home for good"considering she struggles with H when she has him for just a few days, so this is just the usual BS from a tabloid who are again running with her narrative that she’s such a caring mother & especially to her disabled son, when we all know she’s as far way from that as it’s possible to be.
"Katie Price has revealed her eldest son Harvey is 'coming home for good' this week, after she struggled to secure him a place at a residential college amid cuts to council funding and her bankruptcy.
The former glamour model, 47, explained that the 23-year-old will begin 'independent living' in a new place that is nearer to her home in Sussex, after previously lamenting the long distance between them.
and:
She explained that he was going first to a temporary accommodation, before beginning his new placement in Littlehampton in October".
How is this 'Coming home for good'...?!!! Or is a case of it being "His Home" and not one with his loving, protective Mummy as she is trying to imply?
* Why do they keep printing THE LIE he is being kicked out and funding cut because it's a college he was always going to leave as he grew up? His needs have been assessed and independent living with carers has been determined to be best for him although its more likely to be a case of skank's probably not happy as she might find it harder to exploit him and if he becomes more more independent he may say no to her more often and grow up without her trying to infantalise him constantly.
17.6.25 - More nonsense from it in an article in the Mirror based on today's Crapcast. telling everybody that J & P have been living with her a long time! It says that Junior is thinking of moving back in with MEEEE! despite having just left his real home to live with his girlfriend AND that P only moved in with her father because of that silly telly show skank was banned from!!! The thing is - both P and J themselves have both publicly stated on numerous occasions that they live with their father which makes one wonder WHY can’t she see how stupid she makes herself look by continually spouting these ludicrous lies?
18.7.25 - heres today's Bucket 'o Shite from her boring SC
* She looks terrible and there’s not much on there anyway, just her getting that tattoo yesterday and some videos of H as he prepares to leave college. It’s pretty much over for her now & she looks awful - theres no way can she continue making enough to keep renting a house at 5-6K a month,. She may get the money together for the next 6 months somehow, but longer term? No chance.

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
9.7.25 - Lauding itself again There is nothing "Natural" left in the thing, except maybe for it's eyeballs. The rest is all plastic and fakery, from her tatty barnet down to the trotterz held together with metal plates
10.7.25 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15517462/katie-price-moans-oh-my-god-im-so-ugly/ Is this the first time EVVA skank has told the Troof? Nah this will be her fishing for compliments from the Brain Deads and nothing more than that
Newsflash dear it's not just your eyelids that look so strange, it's your whole fucking face! She's only posting this so people will flood her with 'aww Katie you are soooo beautiful' comments. They feed her collossal ego.
* And as for the "Luxurious" hair the hairdresser congratulated her on...................Bald spot central!!
and more tweakments https://tattle.life/attachments/img_3224-jpeg.3635052/ Look at the Spock eyebrows!
14.7.25 - Out with the old "Tight face" thing yet again Surely it cannot be long until said "tight face" suffocates the old boot?
Katie Price's £10k facelift looks tighter than ever as she ditches underwear for skintight outfit | The Irish Sun
15.7.25 - Its having the Groucho Marx eyebrows Tarmac-ed over again Those bags ought to be over her head seeing as she's a double-bagger.
18.7.25 - This is going to be funny - some more blue scribbles then!

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
7.7.25 - Is Pete having a dig at skanky here?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/peter-andre-says-daughter-princess-35510141

9.7.25 - Emily André features on Giovanna Fletcher's podcast this week, talking (amongst other things) about the role of being a stepmother. Bet that will piss Katie off. And she relates how she and Peter didn't share a bedroom for the first YEAR of their relationship when the kids were around out of respect for them and to not confuse them. Not sure why Pete & Em thought it might upset them when Mummy was shagging anything with a pulse right in front of them and still is!
10.7.25 - From Closer mag. Pete has finally had enough of the skank (maybe P becoming 18 has given him the Green Light to go for her at long last?) https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/peter-andre-katie-price-princess-birthday/


Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
7.7.25 - DY has been off the radar for awhile so now its His Turn for a hammering from it.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-dwight-yorkes-sad-35499916
Proof enough & it just goes to show that once she's been involved in someone's life, there will never be an escape from the venom of the skank...!! Not that she will allow DY anywhere near H anyway but thats by-the-by.........................

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
17.6.25 -

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
9.7.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-under-fire-after-35523180 The poor sunburnt cat Why has this taken so long to reach the papers anyway - it was before it went to Beefa - but no doubt she'll get away with this like everything else.................
* Now the Mail join in; Is she really That Stupid as to think that blabbing-off on her sm's about the cat being burnt was not going to be picked-up (albeit a month late)??? Unsurprisingly the comments are all on her case over it and rightly so.
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14887719/Katie-Price-cat-sunburn-animal-cruelty-row.html
10.7.25 - a comment on another site, reckons she said one of the cat's is pregnant! Where are the RSPCA? After the latest pictures of the poor cat with sunburn, THIS should be the final straw.! So yes she's purposely breeding those Sphynx cats for cash & its absolutely disgusting. ALL the animals should be removed immediately.
*
21.7.25 - So not only does it travel with Rookie stuffed in the footwell of the car, it's got the Chi's rammed into a carrier whilst it goes 'orse riding.
Yep in these hot conditions its got those poor little dogs in a fucking plastic carry box

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
9.7.25 - the embittered old hag just can't help itself - this will be revenge for Emily being on that podcast the other day talking about being a Step-Mother to those kids belonging to MEEEE!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-brutal-takedown-emily-35524691
18.7.25 - Back on the Slamming & Swiping again. Yes it's Pete on the receiving end yet again because he's apparently stopping her Using P as much as she wants to
Katie Price takes another savage swipe at ex Peter Andre in row over daughter Princess's documentary | The Irish Sun
" Princess loves her mum, and they have a great relationship, but the show is all about her work and home life." Which kinda explodes the myths in the Mirror and Mail lifted from the latest Crapcast that both P and her brother live with MEEEE!, does it not????
18.7.25 - Slamming and Swiping at the Love Island rubbish now. Skank is jealous as hell because she cannot get MEEEE! on there and P is not interested in demeaning herself on it either - so it reverts to this crap. So whats worse do you think? Having sex on telly or letting rich perverts deposit turds on yer belly for cash?
Hmmmm The grim irony of it all............. https://www.thesun.ie/tv/15556583/katie-price-slams-love-islanders-sex-tv-never/

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
19.7.25 -

Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* An oldie here but it shows skank's contempt for The Law anywhere. She went to that villa in Spain for a shoot thinking she was the dog’s bollocks…the one with the hilariously un-erotic pics on a sand dune with another clapped out old slag. The younger models there just pissed themselves laughing at her and completely blanked her. Presumably it’s much much worse in the desert when they send her back unpaid because she's nothing like the photos in the sales catalogue

https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1193735/Shy-retiring-Katie-Price-draws-crowd-shoots-calendar-busy-beach-Ibiza.html
* She ought to have been cancelled back then!
* The crowd wondering WTF the tide brought in..... This was after Pete the CU Next Tuesday dumped her, when she was actually so pissed that they had to haul her upright to drag her away as she couldn’t even stand - and it wasn’t even lunchtime yet.

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
7.7.25 - Back on Insta now. "Harvey loves MEEEE! so much' - who would say that anyway?? Surely 'I love Harvey so much' would be normal, but, its always about MEEEE! UGH kissing him on the lips again as well ... At least he has clothes on in this one ..
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-dwight-yorkes-sad-35499916
A completely pointless & boring rehashing of LIES & more LIES. And they can fuck right off with their "We can all agree she's a great mum to Harvey" or whatever bollocks they've put!
No, no, no, noooooooo we definitely DO NOT agree that she's a great mother to Harvey & never has been
8.7.25 - more tedious H stuff posted - for whatever reason (as yet unapparent) she's on Full Deflection Mode and deploying frantically the only device she has left under her control - H.
15.7.25 - It gleefully posts this to show what a caring muvva she is. Reality is that she plans to take him to nightclubs (saying "He wants to go with MEEEE!", places where its really really loud already and then she will shreik at him with the same decibels of an erupting volcano..... Oh the irony of it....
19.7.25 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15561013/katie-price-harvey-weight-loss-jabs-update/
Not so much bovverred by his gross obesity affecting his health so dangerously, more concerned that he'll look better!

* Oh yes - train him in boxing! What a marvellous idea when he already has a violent bad temper that he takes out on whatever comes to hand, ie, doors, plasterboard walls, windows, vehicles and probably anybody else who actually says "NO!" to him - great idea skanky Or maybe getting H a boxing trainer is code for "I'm shagging a boxer i met in Ibiza" and this is the excuse to introduce him as the Noo Egg / The One 3699?.
* In any case, she's only interested in what she can squeeze out of this rubbish - not H!
* Wall-to-wall coverage of H on it's sm's - because she's only got him left to utilise now. Not going to repost because its a disgrace that both her and Edna are posting pictures of him asleep in a chair
20.7.25 - Just bear in mind that this is the self-same "Wonderful Mother" that emits all this garbage to begin with.

"Wonderful mother" indeed when she's actively twolling her own son
* https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14922493/Katie-Price-shares-motherly-pride-reveals-son-Harvey-finished-college-daughter-Princess-moved-out.html More of this rubbish, skank "sharing" more bullshit & outright LIES
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14922493/Katie-Price-shares-motherly-pride-reveals-son-Harvey-finished-college-daughter-Princess-moved-out.html The comments are hilarious though

21.7.25 - Katie Price reveals Harvey has left college as she shares update on son's 'next chapter' | The Irish Sun
Note the very first line of this trash is The Sun reminding everyone that this "Wonderful Mother" despatched H back to residential early because he smashed her precious telly, nevertheless they are re-running all the usual lies about H's various ailments and conditions that Mummy has told them to use.
"Katie insisted she had to spend the day getting a new TV and as such needed to send Harvey back to college before branding the whole ordeal as "sad". " Yes indeedy, he was so bereft at the loss of her £3k telly that she couldn't possibly attend the event she was scheduled to attend to screech at the audience - plus she did not want the grand inconvenience of having H getting in the way or smashing every single telly at the local Currys store. (Even though it would certainly have been somebody elses' fault if he did)

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
12.7.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/junior-andre-rejects-mum-katie-35538081
https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/junior-andre-turns-down-mum-32046105
Smart move making it a one-bedroomed flat so that Mummy cannot turn up with all her shit and move in with them
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/junior-andre-takes-huge-relationship-35535625
He seems to be moving rather fast like his Dad did - and look how that turned out...................
* Hmmmm
14.7.25 - "Reaches out.............................." Do they mean "Flailing about and grasping" at P? Have the elder kids found out about whats she's actually doing on these "Moddlin' trips" of hers and in fact its nowt to do with forgetting her daughter's birthday??

* She's also dropping hints that she and P are getting matching tattoos....................... Yeah righty-ho skank!
* A comment on the Mirror article today - Hmmmm Hence the sudden break-up??
17.7.25 - heres the Mirror grovelling about after her again promoting more of her lies gleaned from the crapcast.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-daughter-princess-35569786?int_source=nba Why are they repeating her BS about all the kids living with MEEEE!??? They might repeat her bollockfest verbatim but the comments have completely trashed this utter nonsense from The Gob of Skank

* The Mail grovelling after her too https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14914625/Katie-Price-daughter-princess-moved-home-dig-Peter-Andre.html
This is absolute bollocks!! P & J have lived with their father since social services rescued them from skanky years ago when they were just little kids - she has NONE of her children there at all and they bloody know it!!! Again, the comments firmly state to the contrary
19.7.25 - Heres J saying he doesn’t take advice from his parents and “He’s his own man”…..hmmmm Then theres Mummy telling everyone that "You don’t like renting your own place...... you can’t hack it and want to move back in with Mummy Dearest......" so she can smother you in love like she's always done. J needs a word with Mummy Dearest, she’s making out like he's just another Bong - which is it J, do you still need Mummy or are you really your own man?? ….


Fwends Woo Hoo! -
8.7.25 - brings the reappearance of another "Long Friend" - one called "Liv"this time who coincidentally the one who was the Gatwick woman on that strange London trip a couple of years ago, and the same one skank buggered off to Ibiza with just after skank had disappeared on the Gatwick concert girls night out. Hmmmmm interesting She was also with the Laundry Man when he was assaulted in Ibiza, indeed Liv and skank were together when they went to Ibiza and missed their flight. She was really cagey about her destination saying only that they were going to "Spain...... " Its also the same Liv that went straight to the Shitty Shack from the airport and was on the beg on social media for a lift home but couldn't get one - coincidentally it was the very the same night SB's Range Rover got nicked and was never seen again. Skank had probably given her a lift home smashed off her brain cell and crashed it. Nothing new there then eh?

Only Grans and Suchlike -
*
So much for "I won't do topless photos!" then! It's another allusion to her now #allegedly being involved in ppv porn films and prostitution ... the media know and they are slowly outing her as a sex worker ... this article is not behind a pay wall ...
Katie Price to rival Bonnie Blue: 'Thousands of men want to have sex with Jordan' Google tracking links are automatically removed for everyones safety
17.7.25 - As to her Only Grans (that she seems to have neglected of late), heres her latest OF figures........
Skank's likes since 17th June until today have risen from 93,300 to 93,500 (i.e. minimum of 200, maximum of 400) KK's on the other hand for the same 30-day period have risen from 419,500 to 421,700 , approximately 2,000, yep, TWO THOUSAND more than Skank.
* She's gained 100 new followers on OhCrapChat since they inflated everyone's followers count to 5.4k 48hrs after launch only 9 subscribers the time when you'd think everyone would be signing up, then the 5400 followers added by the site to everyone's account. Skank's AI Jordan in 3 months has managed to draw in only 100 followers so even at the lowest subscription, take off OhCrap's % and the exchange rate from $ to £, skank is raking in a massive monthly sum of around £230 or if her subscribers are paying the top rateof roughly £950
* Its plain to see how she's so minted She must be raking it in! Shame on all of us for thinking otherwise. Her grifting for someone to mow her lawn and her going to Dubya does not mean she's short of cash does it?. Bad bad Tattle - telling soooo many dreadul lies about the Skank tut tut

Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! -
11.7.25 - its been back from Dubya for less that a week and its already jetting-off somewhere else FGS, but its good to know it can afford all this - to the detriment of EVERYONE she has ripped off. Marvellous. Now we wait and see where it washes-up this time round as it looks like its gone Long-Haul again - the promised 'oliday wiv Bong maybe or a bit more Dubya "antics" aka "Moddlin'..........................."???
* Looks like it is Dubai again for another "client" to service. Why did it even bother to leave last week then? It said on SC that this is another "Fotershewt....." but of course we know that this is merely a Code Word for another paying client and a Poo Rendezvous in Dubya

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
11.7.25 - They've got it in for her at last!! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/emily-andres-stable-role-princess-35533284
* its the "tight face" bit again Katie Price’s £10k facelift looks tighter than ever as she ditches her bra to model new dresses | The Irish Sun
In any case it does'nt need a bra - those things are rigid like the megaliths at Stonehenge!!
14.7.25 - Just the same old BORING, regurgitated nonsense - but the comments are excellent!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-face-looks-more-35546624 This comment though
15.7.25 - Heres the Mirror yet again grovelling about after it, perpetuating The Lie about another 'Oliday when everybody knows she's really on another Poo Rendezvous in Dubya https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-makes-dig-changing-35552687
"Flying out for her summer holidays..." they say and then mentioning a 'Photoshoot'. Pull the other one, its got enormous balls bells on.....
"Katie made a short return to the UK, however she is now back on her summer holidays as she revealed she was flying out again for a "shoot". Her trip comes after she splashed out £10,000 on a brand new facelift - having undergone several procedures previously."
15.7.25 - Closer mag are locked and loaded again
Here we go!


* The premise seems to be that KP in her persona as Jordan, will use Oh!Chat to compete with Bonnie Blue. But that makes no sense - "Jordan" is an AI avatar and isn't going to have actual sex with anyone, whereas Bonnie Blue does just that and has evidently made millions from it and skank wants a slice of that for MEEEE!.
* In any case,, how is there a competition anyway? Maybe because the "Jordan" angle is just a smokescreen because she is not going to make bank-busting amounts with an AI cartoon on a chat site so whoever it is gingerly raising the subject in this story, they are tiptoeing around what her intentions really are. The sad thing about it is the apparent belief that she can tap her janky heels together three times and say "I'm still Jordan! Come 'an get it woo hoo!!" and all the weirdos come a-running.
* In the real world we would consider a sex worker whose children had been removed, one with an offending history, addictions, debts, unemployed & with no secure housing as a woman in need of rescue and support. Price is hurtling towards 50 and has fucked her life up so badly it’s like a car crash in slow motion. She’s the Benjamin Button or Billy Liar of celebrity culture.
17.7.25 - and as predicted https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-mortified-airport-security-35569609
They still won’t tell the Truth about her even though they know exactly why she’s going to Dubai -they read SM, but presumably they have no proof so can’t print anything as it’s just gossip. But they know the real reason. We are back to playing the age-old Skank Media Game where nothing is said about her true activities…