Katie Price 72 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit..................
* Price Dropped!
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends / Enemies Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock


Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
7.2.25 - so here it is lying it's arse off about NOT using skinny jabs to lose all that weight so that she now resembles a re-animated skeleton https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFxt7YxN1-w/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
And on top of that PD have been told that she got her hands on the stuff "For Harvey" and has used it all on MEEEEEEEEEEEEE instead! Hands up who is actually surprised by this then???
9.2.25 - Word has it (on her SC) that she got paid £1100 for that farce in Barnsley! Quite a way to go to reach that empire building £500,000,000 she's going to get in the next few years.......................... but thats peanuts compared to what it used to demand for it's illustrious presence. They say "If you pay peanuts you get monkeys", but in this case they paid peanuts and got a baboon with its arse located below its nostrils. Mind you, skank has always maintained that she knows her worth but going by this revelation she doesn't think she's worth that much at all then does she???
14.2.25 -word has it that skank has been putting it about with the England footballers again (even though she old enough to be their mothers),, plus she has also had liaisons with two current members of the Three Lions rugby squad. She was single at the time (wre they though?) but, alas, lawyers have stopped their names being revealed. Embarrassed were they?

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
Dog rough...................
"Luuuuvvvvvvv MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" at Butlitz

One might have thought it was Hallow'een again..........................
Just look at that eyebrow though


Price Dropped -
7.2.25 - Here proving that skank enjoys nothing finer than pitching The Exes against each other for maximum effect, yet somehow its taken decades for some to realise this FACT. You'll also be aware that Bongo NEVER joins in with this Hate Campaign of hers whereas all the others did then found themselves in exactly the same position
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFv9CVBNIN1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
8.2.25 - Heres PD with the confirmation of what everybody was thinking as regards it's amaaaaazin' weightloss "due to exercise and a helfy diet". ALL BULLSHIT! It seems that instead it got hold of the skinny jabs for H and then used them on herself, thus H is even heavier (another three stone piled on & topped up with burgers, carrot cake & crap when he's with Mummy) The justice is that in fact she looks even worse than before!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFyUJSZNiVO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
* This says it all about skank. No wonder she loves 'Arvey Bear - its his meds she's after!!
* Its been said H was prescribed the medication 8 months ago, she used his details via an online pharmacy, switching providers and H's criteria. It was not done through Star College - it was all Mummy's doing. Regulations have now changed so she won't be getting any more & that nicely explains the sudden influx of food pictures it's taken to posting in the past week or two - all that pasta Bong's been cooking for MEEEEEEEE when previously she insisted she stopped eating it because it "Bloated MEEE so badly!!!" She is now eating 27 bowls of pasta and incinerated meatballs so it appears her supply of skinny jabs seems to have been cut off finally. Silly moo. She really is fucking vile,, but Harvey is her whole world she bleats, the self obsessed, raging egomaniac, withered, foosty, wretched auld bag! That weight will be piling back on but of course she'll say it's because she's "So 'appy!", particularly if as alleged by PD, she's already got The One #3699 lined up on the guillotine
9.2.25 - Words of warning to Bong - not that the idiot will listen but there ya go!

* It seems it's already got the next The One #3699 lined up and ready to take over as chauffeur/pasta cook/whatever, thus Bong will be receiving the full barrage of accusations very shortly as she introduces the next MUG to the chopping block.
AND they have some interesting stuff as regards Pete coming up too

10.2.25 - Here we go with the latest Price Dropped - that stuff about the Exes doing a spiteful exposé of the grim hell of being with it appear to be more porky pies via Edna to make skank out as The Victim again! Clan Grifter must be bricking it if they resort to these desperate tactics
Price Drop (@price.drop2025) • Photos et vidéos Instagram
* If you need a laugh, take a listen to this Braindead waffling-on a load of bollocks about skank being "a starseed" (WTF is that anyway?) AND mystically connected to Marilyn Monroe!! This one is a fine example of a flying simian. Is that poor Marilyn turning in her grave by any chance???
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF322iiCS6X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
* Unfortunately these so called "psychics" on tt etc say such drivel, but this particular crap sounds like deflection paid for by skank's new pr to make out skank's weightloss & other troubles are caused by spirits and demons "Eating her light" rather than the blunt truth that it's medical jabs and the stark FACT she is an arsehole..
Its simply another pathetic deflection sent out since PD's post about H's meds being stolen by her for her own useage.
* and another exposé! https://www.instagram.com/p/DF5UQOLiH_6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
The heroic Lee who allegedly "rescued" the drugged-up thing from the overturned BMW turns out to be a "family friend"!
How jolly convenient eh?
* The original Hero was some bloke called Mr Marchant who obviously did not wish to partake of the Clan Grifter LIE Fest, hence they've obviously got one of PFP's cronies to play The Hero instead. It was speculated at the time on here that the guy in the garbage "Twarmer & MEEEEE" bollockfest wasn't actually the one who pulled her out of the car because the story of what happened was too different in both versions. And now we know why don't we?! (Note that it was the cretins at CAPTIVE MINDS that did the "Tweamer and MEEEEEE" documentary about the car crash Draw your own conclusions).
* and another one - here with it's rubber lips a-quivering with Eeeemowshun it's bemoaning that it wants "Anuvva too kids beycorz Ize not dumb..............................." WTF???

12.2.25 - in view of yesterday's débacle, PD are asking those it owes money to to contact them and get the Word Out There
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF-Cbpoi_2q/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
13.2.25 - More on using H's meds - she'll carefully ignore this one too https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF_fdO-iXiK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
14.2.25 - another of her LIES exposed then https://www.instagram.com/p/DGE8FpHilHB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
* But this is shocking! So thats all of the kid's fathers having doubts as to whether they were The One or not!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DGECzx_CNWp/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3402/3402073-bcadb0b12ded2a64d5b1b4fe02fff3ca.mp4
Not her fawlt she was crap - its because she'd only just had that terrible surgery days before I think we know what the answer is then - don't take these engagements on when you are well-aware you are having a Cut 'n Shut job days beforehand. Simples innit!
* "Superfickskankyhoe Titslookaboutoexplodeous"
10.2.25 - here come Rick Live (Career Dead) praising the thing. He's the berk responsible for all her other hit records so draw your own conclusions Katie Price #451 From the pout of a trout to a nose that's a snout | Page 24 | Tattle Life
* On it's Facebook - "Songs Wot I know!"
* an oldie from 2017 but a LIE - nevertheless she'd struggle to even remember the words "Ribbit ribbit..................."
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/kati-price-harvey-duet/
11.2.25 - "Set to delight fans...................." FFS! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-teases-huge-exciting-34654194
* A Valentine's Ode to the skank -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're a fraudulent and immoral cunt Katie,
Have you killed any more dogs lately?

Roses are red
Cabbages green
Your butchered old face
Should never be seen

Roses are red , violets are blue,
I'm an absolute cunt, and I'm proud of it too!
Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
I look like that thing off beetlejuice with the shrunken head.
Be my (paid) valentine, lego boy!!

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
* This must have been Christmastime judging by the lit-up tree behind the thing. Just listen to the LIES pouring out of it's infested gob, how she's had her bankruptcy hearings postponed so often due to all the terrible things that have happened to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that were not her fault EVVA, all the different sorts of BANKRUPTCY there are and how yes she DOES pay her bills and debts! Funniest of all is watching it gurn and grimace like its chowing down on the mattress where AFP hides all the illicit loot
Katie Price #451 From the pout of a trout to a nose that's a snout | Page 31 | Tattle Life
* It’s baffling how these people that do podcasts or interviews with her don’t question ANYTHING she says, like this nonsense - ‘There’s loads of different types of bankruptcies’ . Surely any decent journo or interviewer would reply with "Oh are there? What are they? What’s the differences?" But no. Literally with those simple replies to it's non-stop stream of LIES you could trip her up in a heartbeat & she can’t claim you’re lying etc as it’s just spilt out of her massive gob!.
* Is it that they just don’t care and are just trying to bring in views or are they actually stupid enough believe her LIES? Instead these fools just let her waffle on with her scripted LIES, she barely takes a breath whilst reeling off the same old script she uses in every podcast, then continues by begging for a part 2 so she can slate her exes & managers even more -and all the while not letting the host get a word in edgeways to further question her about Bankruptcy in any of it's many supposéd forms.
* Lets just add here that you don’t get into bankruptcies like her epic collection by paying it off - you get to where she is by not co-operating then being given chance after chance that you fling back with another load of LIES & excuses blaming everybody else for what YOU have done!
10.2.25 - Yes tomorrow is the Big Day although we still don't know if it will turn up, skive off again with more excuses, get it heard in private or something else entirely! Nevertheless the case was updated this morning.
*
So she was not able to wheedle her way out of it then! They are doing BOTH bankruptcies though which is interesting and in front of a Judge who has had dealings with her and her LIES previously - he declared her Bankrupt over HMRC debt and remarked crossly about her total lack of co- operation. He'll be au fait with her case alright
* Will Bertie be there this time, particularly if she has'nt paid him? And what excuses are we going to get from it??
Skanks tried the lot, starting with "Can't find paperwork because my accountant left MEEEEE in the lurch."
"Got a new accountant and he's going through my accounts."
"I haven't got legal representation because they want to much money".
"I've got legal representation but he needs time to look at my case."
"My dog ate the paperwork".
"A Mexican South African Essex organised crime syndicate nicked my letterbox with the paperwork inside."
* An oldie here trying to shift the blame as usual. Her life rests solely In The Gutter though and it slips further and further down with each passing day - no less than deserved really.
11.2.25 - Here we go with another day in Court that hopefully will actually achieve some Justice finally. Its Bankruptcy One & Two in front of the beak so with luck he'll be as pissed off with her buggering the Courts about as we all are
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-court-live-glamour-34653924
They are running with the line that skank only got into this predicament because "she was financing" all her bloke's lifestyles.... which is a joke in itself, but this is The Mirror so quite expected from them
"However, her habit of supporting ex-partners' lavish lifestyles and legal expenses led to her first bankruptcy in 2019 over debts totalling £3.2 million. In March 2024"
* Again?????
It went from 8.30am saying expected then at 10.30 to not attending an hour later …. curious and curiouser................. Perhaps its because she’s ‘Too, too anxious’ to turn up and is currently in the foetal position, being assessed by a doctor! (Whilst still intermittently vaping and ordering JJ to make her some toast or pasta?)
* OMG! sez the groveller at the Mirror - "Katie's bankruptcy discharged
Katie Price will have one of her two bankruptcies discharged following a hearing at a specialist bankruptcy court in London.
She was due to face questions over her finances at a hearing known as a public examination after first being declared bankrupt in 2019. Bankruptcy orders typically end after a year in England and Wales, but the automatic discharge of Price’s first bankruptcy was suspended, meaning she was still bound by its terms.
The suspension was lifted by Insolvency and Companies Court Judge Sebastian Prentis on Tuesday, backdated to December 7 last year, meaning the bankruptcy will now be discharged. Barrister Darragh Connell, representing the trustee of Price’s bankruptcies, said: “The public examination of the first bankruptcy can be formally concluded in open court.”
Price – who was not in attendance at the hearing – was also declared bankrupt in March last year over an unpaid tax bill worth more than £750,000, which remains in force. A public examination concerning that bankruptcy was adjourned until April 8.
* What "terms" did it follow anyway? 40% of any no crumbs she throws at them?? Everything has always been on her terms, it’s a complete farce and mockery of our justice system, not just this but her driving record and animal abuses… God knows how Alex Reid feels right now met alone everyone else she shafted WHY????????? Will HMRC roll over like this too??
* Anybody else wondering who On High she has featured & captured for posterity on one of those old mobiles she has stashed away? What else can explain this debaclé? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-court-live-glamour-34653924
* acording to this skanky DID provide enough info (and LIES undoubtedly)
"Private interview did take place. Katie was previously due to attend a public examination in August last year, but this was adjourned so she could attend a “private interview” over her finances. She had been told by a judge to attend the August hearing with “no ifs, no buts”, following a warrant being issued for her arrest last July after she failed to attend an earlier court date.
The court heard today that the private interview took place on September 24 and that this had provided “sufficient provision of information” to avoid the need for a public examination concerning her first bankruptcy"
WHAT A JOKE!!
* So off you go skanky and enjoy your London flat you hid, go and spend loads more money on some horses, enjoy spending your money you sent abroad before you went bankrupt, enjoy wearing all your jewellery you hid and pretended was stolen. Carry on exploiting your kids. She screwed millions of pounds out of hard working people and has destroyed many with her casual attitude to her massive unpaid debts.
Skank is nothing but a common thief but no doubt she will sleep well at night because she doesnt give a fuck about anybody except MEEEEEE
* Heres the Sun now reminding everyone that the Chief Rottweilers are still on her case - HMRC are not so easily written off
Relief for Katie Price after one of her bankruptcies thrown out - but star still owes taxman £750k | The Sun
* and just to rub it in a bit more it was doing a staged photo op outside that cowboy IVF clinic in Brighton, showcasing it's bewtiful flawless face etc etc
* Oh and just to add insult to injury she will use the same technique to skip the HMRC case too - because she doesn't keep records of anything therefore they have nothing to base anything on and she skips off doing a two-fingered salute at them too. She will never pay her taxes, never bother to keep records of earnings and never bother to pay her bills. She will just spend all her dough on herself. Today she has learned to just ignore everything and it’ll eventually just go away. She will never declare any earnings at all. Even a forensics team couldn’t find anything wrong!! So it’s heating on full blast and windows open with not a care in the world. What’s the odds she’s seen being driven around in the pink RR that she refused to hand over as well. She was right all along, not all bankruptcies are the same. Hers is definitely different to everybody else’s that’s for sure!!!
11.2.25 - Rely on the Sun to remind everyone that skank still has to face up to the massive debt to HMRC which does not even include the past couple of years! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33307904/katie-price-court-bankruptcy-hearing/
HMRC can’t be seen, now this is out in the public domain, to be letting her off as it would be a time bomb for them regarding other cases such as people already serving sentences for tax evasion etc. She is now hated by the majority of the public and apart from a dwindling mattress stash and some expensive gear and handbags skank has literally nothing to show for all her years in the fame game. No property, no kids, no decent partner, no meaningful work, no car, no real friends and a disgusting bunch of grifting leeches for "family". For all her bragging, boasting and woo hooing she has nothing and is definitely not “Loving It!”. However all we have ever wanted is to see the thing clobberred by Justice / Karma or whatever you want to call it - its long overdue.
* And as to the useless Trustees and the apparently equally useless forensic accountants, these days with google it doesn't take a rocket scientist to find all the work she has, (Butlins, plaster classes, OF, panto etc(, after all she herself is in the papers boasting about how much she got paid for these things! If she doesn't have any records surely the people who employ her DO, and therefore all the taxman, trustees etc need to do is contact THEM and get the relevant info? Surely that would be exactly the sort of thing forensic accountants should do - so why haven't they???
* Many people have said that they haven't seized the cars because they aren't worth much but that's beside the point Even if they were only worth 10 quid apiece they are a status symbol to HER and therefore should be seized and sold off. Same with all her TV's, phones, 'media wall' etc etc. Anything that can be taken SHOULD be taken! And she should be forced to live in a two bed council flat on the worst possible estate with the likes of herself and her vile family of clinkers - that's all she needs in effect.
17.2.25 - so contrary to what skank says Bankruptcy #2 was updated today

Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
13.2.25 - oh dear! Bong must be on the way out of the door clutching his man bag for he has flogged A Story stating that he's 'embarrassed ' by skanky. There won't be a contract renewal now and Noo Egg #3699 will be dragged from obscurity whether he likes it or not
JJ Slater tells pals: 'Katie Price's embarrassing me'
14.2.24 - looks like Valentine's Day is going well then Look at the face on it!


Clan Grifter Gossip -
17.2.25 - Skank and Lego visiting the Wicked Witch of Wight
This looks totally staged for sympathy from the Braindeads and to get some renewed media coverage for the Wicked Witch of Wight's next, final, last Christmas! Gotta try to outdo Peteyacunt at every turn ya see, just how dare J & P circle the globe to pay last respects to Pete's mum when the Clan's head witch is only a stone's throw away and definately, honestly, no word of a lie, is more terminal and on her final death bed yet again?

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
6.2.25 - Blathering on about her plastic dollies again. Sad innit??
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-baby-bombshell-jj-34625462
* No wonder "Carol" coudn't get it pregint eh??

# Ouch!! -
* View attachment 3397527
6.2.25 - the Ultimate Insult delivered to Megan Markle https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/2010577/meghan-markle-katie-price-gb-news
“People call her Her Royal Highness, I say Her Royal Priceness. She is literally the royal version of Katie Price; she just can’t seem to get it right, and she’s always self-promoting. She’s obsessed with the camera!" What's her Grifting Technique like then???
* A comment on one of the Irish news sites about Skank.
“She’s been fingered more times than David Attenborough’s passport”
* Old ones taken from 'Orsham's FB page on spotting "celebs" locally "Mouth Almighty"
*

* The drag queen who introduced her last week introduced her as "Katie Fucking Price" on TikTok- are they a secret Tattler
* Comments regarding the Butlitz gig
* "If my dog had a face like Katie Price, I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards'.
18.2.25 - YESSSSSS! This one is NEVER going to go away skanky, much as you want it to!


Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
8.2.25 - PD have said that skank already has The One #3699 lined-up and ready to be revealed so Bong is on borrowed time - wonder which berk has fallen for her spiel this time eh?
* Its also been mentioned that her usual technique is to snort all their stash and then chuck herself at the targeted victim........

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
an oldie https://metro.co.uk/2013/07/08/katie-price-my-appeal-is-i-dont-give-a-s-and-im-honest-3870978/
* Surely the title of it's next world-battering, phenomenal book or a whole series from the cretins at Captive Minds?
'Menopause and MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ...'
14.2.25 - some more utter crap, courtesy of The Sun who are buying ALL her LIES and bullshit https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-i-wont-34677360
16.2.25 - and some more garbage from the Mirror who have the audacity to call the thing "Athletic..............."
Do they mean PATHETIC??? Incidentally, NOBODY is concerned either!
Katie Price reveals real reason for drastic weight loss after fans left deeply concerned - Mirror Online
* "Wipin' der shit wiv dem twenny yeer owlds innit!"

Young girl photographed with ol' Leatherface
17.2.25 - Sluuuurrrrrppppping milkshake "Glish....................." it is, apparently
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3422/3422219-e60ca5de753ecb68fbb1ea33bb0daadd.mp4

*Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
7.2.25 - So we await the Butlins fiasco when if he's really unfortunate Gareth Gates will be reunited with the skank - lucky bloke eh? Remember she claims she took his virginity in one of her sleazy tomes where she broke her golden "I-wait-a-month-before-I-sleep-with-a-bloke"-rule for him!!. That LIE has been wheeled-out a few times throughout her books so clearly isn't a set in stone rule (No surprise there then).
So she said in her book GG told her he wasn't a virgin, but she reckoned he was. She talks about his manhood, said she had no complaints, it was alright, not the biggest, or the smallest, just average then adds that they saw each other a few times before they slept together. She described what happened during having sex with him and it was over so quickly.Then they did it again a couple of days later, she described how his dick kept sliding out of her. Lovely (something like chucking a cocktail sausage in the Channel Tunnel pêrhaps?) Apparently he told her he was her "boyfriend". Poor little lad was chewed up and discarded like all the rest are.
nb. GG appears to have pulled out of his appearance at Butlitz - avoiding her possibly??
9.2.25 - Be still my beating heart!! Tonight's the night it's "hosting" a karaoke thing at Butlitz Minehead - a set of her screeching out all her "Major Hit Records" and ruining many a cover version in the process! Woo Hoo, can't wait!
* Yep; The Teef have arrived! Its also posted an image of a crumpled sheet of A4 paper shoved in a fixture with a broken clip, its not even laminated or put in straight. How embarrassing & what a sad cow to post that like it means she is speshul This is apparently on the door of the No1 superstar guest dressing room which is pretty strange really when you consider that her karaoke krap is nowhere near the actual Faymuss Guest List headlining this night, in fact her garbage is last on the flyer alongside the Bingo! And she persuaded P to go with her too - after watching her dad perform in front of a sell out crowd last night and now she’s at Butlins……watching….well I don’t know how to describe it really???.
* A one hour slot - and even thats TOO MUCH!!! Also note the appearance of another skank acolyte in the shape of Rick Live (Career Dead), he who was creating all dat Moosic for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Katie Price #451 From the pout of a trout to a nose that's a snout | Page 22 | Tattle Life OMFG! Its Bad!
* Yep its turned up in another sparkly net curtain thing and the carthorse boots
* and off we go then





* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3408/3408439-343b6956e1757b7c0efdc0e06383557b.mp4 LOLZ
* She says “As you all l know I’m not a singer..... I just love to sing”….but she doesn’t sing or put any effort into her performance, just strolls around the stage, she can’t dance, has no stage presence whatsoever, then screeches out-of-tune song after song. Who goes on stage saying they can’t sing, but f*ck it I’m gonna do it anyway??? Hers one of the worst acts ever, but she just doesn’t care how bad she is because she gets paid anyway, and to be honest the audience whoop along since they are normally totally trollied by the time skank appears. (Still laughing at those two ladies earlier getting their coats and leaving on that earlier vid) Nevertheless she’ll keep getting booked, which is odd when everyone booking her knows she’s terrible by now, but hey, like her, & they just don’t care.
* Annihilating Robin S's "Show Me Love"
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3408/3408854-23dcabe7f22ea011701b45cbb97e0e71.mp4
14.2.25 - Manchester tonight The Freak is here woo hoo!
Basically all it did was turn up scowling, stand about whilst teenagers took photos of it for their Grandads to gawp at, then it left again. "Icon" indeed No "singing" though - Oooh ... maybe she has had a copyright infringement slapped onto her for not paying performing rights for the songs she's been murdering? She may have got away with it a few times but its all the time now so with luck the thick bint has been told she needs to pay to sing other people's songs and that will clip her shitty wings and piss her right off https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3419/3419989-7d632c0d612b4ca6a051a406010f604a.mp4
15.2.25 - Rockin' it wiv der kids agen woo hoo! But this is hilarious so TKU to the Mail
and little Sideshow Bong with his satchel tucked around him as the stroppy old bag struts off magnificently in it's Moonboots
* Its going back to that dump in Neath on 8th March after the amaaaazin' sukciss of the last time....................
* and this - it sounds half asleep https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3418/3418901-94d28325fc33d2c87485bd963b234838.mp4
16.2.25 - Oooo'er! How long before Ant & Dec get a suppression order slapped onto Rentagob over this?

16.2.25 - Late again in Liverpool - so reliable eh? Why do people even book this thing anyway??


The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
7.2.25 - Braindeads versus Twollz

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
7.2.25 - so it scrounged the plastic dollies too? Quelle surprise!!! Yeah they're so loved that she keeps them in another room chucked in a box until she's sending Bong or DL to pull them out for social media pics of her loving her Twinnz....
12.2.25 - Yep. The crap she's flogging here is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Get your charmingly eloquent Cameo message from it as a gift for someone you love this Valentine's Day
16.2.25 - "Get yers sarfarry trackie ere woo hoo!" Its hard to tell what is dreadful tattoo and what is skanky but worst of all is the thing's hideous face
17.2.25 - and here moddlin' the Noo Look for JYY's spwing carlekshun - dress like an oven-ready chicken

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
6.2.25 - this week's Crapcast - recorded day she was going to Turkey - a pile of Shopify ads.
* She wants another baby https://youtu.be/z4apo68Y_9M
*Sound is really bad -she's shouting - The ADHD has kicked in.
* She woke up 5 minutes ago and can't believe how gorgeously fit she looks - FFS
*Got to curb the vaping - she wants to vape as soon as she wakes up (vapes through the night too) wants to wean off. She didn't realise it was the nicotine she was addicted to.
*We've got the Harvey ribbit intro. KP is singing ribbit. -They have a script now (Edna has done that)
* Talking about her hair, says she's been blow drying it herself & she's only got 2 weaves in!! (Thats why she looks like Worzel Gummidge then eh??)
*She going to release her music and tour. (More threats)
*Talking about Butlins, telling people to Google Butlins if they want tickets. Her audience there will be innocent victims who went for a weekend break - not specifically idiots who want to listen to her excrutiating "singing" emptying the auditorium.
*Harvey is back 10th March. She saw him with JJ, Princess & Ed they went to see him and stayed in the hotel. She was all sad when he went back to college.
*Talking about her bloods and lung test. Said "Hiboglobin" (Haemoglobin) - theres no scarring on her lungs, they are perfect! It then says she wants the doctors to put her in her place and tell her to stop vaping but like-as-hell she'd take heed of them eh?
*Gets out of the bed to get the dolls, she has no knickers on On about the twins...or triplets, no one has seen them yet (errrr Durrr, yes we have! Sideshow Bong was carting them about for you last week!)
* She didn't want to watch her IVF programme, she didn't want to be reminded of a horrible time (thats not what she was portraying then - it was her happy time with Carl). Apparently she did watch it though
* Banging-on about social workers, (like DL for instance?) Theres a lot she could say apparently...
* Skank still wants more babies, says she could try with her 1% eggs or surrogacy but she's not going to give up. She's going back to discuss the next steps. She's wanting J & P to have babies to get her claws on them presumably
*Going to get ears pinned back & cat eyes.
* She can't remember the last time she got shitfaced as she doesn't really drink anymore LIES! (we saw it necking shots in Barnsley last weekend FGS!)
8.2.25 - "Got no knickers on......................." https://www.instagram.com/p/DFutI0sgGBi/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
* Oh and just to add this - 231 likes in 48 hours for her Crapcast, my God her empire really is back with avengence
13.2.25 - yes its Crapcast day again! Woo Hoo!
* Good news...not for us. but I'm sure she will be breaking the law soon enough -She has her own car insurance at a normal price!!
She was paying £1,600 a month to rent a car, now its £800 a year for Fully comp insurance!! . She's so happy! (So how does someone with her abysmal driving history get such a paltry figure eh? There is no way on earth that she got fully comp insurance for £800 - £8000 maybe, yes. Unless she’s insured on a push bike or skate board...............)
*Harvey can get a mobility car, but they won't insure her on it as his carer because of her licence. He won't fit in her car either but fick bint Edna thought it was insurance for a Mobility Scooter!! (Duh well why not take another vehicle from the Fleet of Old Shitters on the driveway that he will fit into, like the Pink Monstrosity?)

*Says she needs to get back to the gym as she has no muscle (thats what Ozempic does to ya luv!)
* Says Bong doesn't cook much (so who's been serving her all that cremated pasta stuff that "bloats" her then?)
* Going on about still having her periods but she is getting night sweats now so going for a blood test because her self-diagnosis thinks she may be be having an "early menopause" - she doesn't know how it all works!!!!! (Early?? Skank is 46 FGS!)
* Wants to get J&P, J&Ed on the podcast to ask them questions. (Bet she does.............. remember she grilled Junior as to whether he'd shagged a previous girlfriend)
* Dem Twollz on TT are horrendous compared to Instagram. She doesn't read them.
* On about the Twat Tok mama award...SFP is going with her. She doesn't know how she got in that category. (Nor do we actually)
*Starting her Deplop up again to flog some more crap
* When she recorded this rubbish she said she should be in the studio tonight, but thinks she is getting a cold. It was the day she got her lips done at Ellie's (so getting a cold, but still went and got lips done!)
*Says she's happy and content.
*Harvey rang her while she was recording this garbage pod - he needs mummy kisses and cuddles it says.
Basically its the same old boring bullshit and lies as every other Crapcast it slops out, with or without Edna
16.2.25 - up in Liverpool it got "interviewed" to churn out the usual old scripted LIES
* She did say she is filming a new show which apparently will be out beginning of next year more LIES undoubtely.
* lso she took part in a quiz based on cost of various plastic surgeries ie ones she's had facelift, lips, BBL, (think they were taking the piss when mentioned hair transplant as looks like she needs one)
* Must be sparkling water in front of her as she doesn't drink does she?
* It vaped throughout quiz and interview)
17.2.25 - more of her grandiose "announcements". WTF is "Headover" anyway?
* Its live now though - It's relaxing before going to the gossies in Ireland- the event it was rat-arsed at last year. Boasting that it's got LOADS of other events to honour with her presence this year too
* Flogging £4 tickets to win £5k link in her bio - another scam of course.
* Says the only thing foreign she has had in her body are her implants! Such LIES from it!!
* Now she's using Edna's baby Olive for attention - telling her to be quiet and shoving her rocker with her foot. The braindeads all think she’s had a baby.
* Sat there scrawny legs akimbo as Edna cooks dinner
* She’s having such a good year, she might do the lottery, but if she won, she would give some to charity. (Yeah righty-ho skanky, of course you would!) Let's not forget she is a philanthropist... it said so in her podcast tour backdrop so it must be true surely?
* Theres nothing in her life now that is stressful - no more bankruptcy or chaos.
* She was hijacked at gunpoint in Saarrrffff A ffrikka dontcha knaaaawww! Wonder which version of this LIE she'll spill this time eh???
* Boasting that she spends £700 a week on shopping!! (Does Sainsbo sell cocaine & Ket then???) That was cunning wording there, talking about the 6 adults at her house - named them all and then, "and there's the younger kids............" - then she drifted the talk away back to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!. The brain-deads will indeed think that means they're living there too.
* The baby just threw up on auntie skanky!
* Got plans to utilise H to the MAX when he's closer to her again
* It says its having those scary eyebrows done again on Thursday!
* She was only allowed to do so many words in her last book, so another book, maybe next year. Since when have publishers limited the word count in books then eh? Lying cow - troof is that about 80 pages got taken out due to legalities or her slagging people off that would get the publisher in trouble
* AFP not impressed by her singing though, but then who is????.
* She honestly thinks she looks amazing. Said no more needs doing. LOL
* Reckons she’s "touring with Koketona - not announced yet - but "touring" on her own with big bangers, that’ll be Butlins
* More crap Panto
* Another chronically awful Crapcast tour plus a "gig" in March in Wales (that grot-hole in Neef no doubt)
This one maybe?
* Basically its another 'live' full of boring-lie-after-boring-lie that we've all heard a million times before then 🥱 Bloody hell, she's desperate for attention isn't she? Look at me blah, blah, blah
* Look how wonky she is too

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
17.2.25 - so heres the latest scam from it, "Katie's Raffle" to win £5k (allegedly). This is an illegal gambling operation since she ought to have a licence for this, under the Gambling Act 2005 it is a criminal offence to run an illegal lottery and you could face prosecution -but then again since when did any rules nor Laws apply to MEEEEEEEE?
"Raffall?"
* Maybe it has actually signed up as a host on this scam , she will get 85% of ticket revenue once its over if she's a host on a basic free plan.. Obviously one way of getting nearer that 500million fortune
* In fact this bunch of cowboys have a bad reputation anyway - lets hope skanky gets badly burnt too
(1) Katie Price #453 Teflon tits has done it again bet she’s celebrating with finest Coca champagne | Page 25 | Tattle Life


Lies, Lies and More Lies -
Heres some whoppers from 2001 - nothing changes really does it?


Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
6.2.25 - here it is with the debut of her Nailed-Back Lugholes Looks like Bong had a go with his Fisher Price tool kit because they're not sticky-out now - they're bent over like thumbs instead
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33220495/katie-price-pinned-back-ears-turkey-surgery/
* Katie Price's latest facelift to 'reinvent' herself as Bratz doll sees surgeon issue grave warning - Mirror Online
Not that skank gives a frig about anybody's opinions on anything - this bloke is wasting his time
"I am gravely concerned for Katie as she is clearly showing signs of severe body dysmorphia - something any surgeon can spot quickly upon a consultation." The expert said no surgeon should be encouraging repeated procedures and said it's one of the "most depressing" aspects of surgery tourism.
He said "money comes first" in these overseas clincs, and often at the expense of a "patient's mental and physical health".
Oh well.....................
* This
To this in two years!!
Karma moves in very subtle ways.....................
10.2.25 - The debut of the latest nose. Funny though but it just looks like an orange smudge with TEEF!
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14687908/katie-price-unveils-new-nose-cosmetic-surgery/
11.2.25 - we can but hope........................
11.2.25 - celebwating getting off Bankruptcy by having a Lip Blush (basically a semi-permanent tattoo" lipstick" over her rubber lips) Pity they didn't live-up to the company name really
* and it also had some well-deserved tweetmints too. Check out the Before & After pics where her face miraculously completely changes shape - its either bloody amaaaaazin' tweetmints or weapons-grade filters in operation
Make your choice

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
7.2.25 - Not a single mention of the fortune DY actually paid skank and her mother towards his son though
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-dwight-yorkes-sad-34629791
14.2.25 - how to embarrass Simon Cowell https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-recalls-secret-snog-34677355
Ewwwwww Simon........... really? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-recalls-secret-snog-34677355
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14395559/Katie-Price-wild-love-life-Simon-Cowell-Jamie-Foxx.html
One of the comments - "Then she went to sing at Butlins"

Breaking the Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
15.2.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-risks-hefty-fine-34685452.amp
Didn't take her long to start re-offending did it??

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
14.2.25 - here we go again - its got its claws onto another puppy FGS - wonder how long this little soul will last before she kills it through neglect or gives it away in lieu of payment to some tradesman she was after ripping off? (Shes done it before - remember Tank the puppy) https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14394431/Katie-Price-cradles-new-10-week-old-cocker-spaniel-Rookie-animal-charity-PETA-offered-5K-stop-owning-pets-following-string-deaths.html Wot ya got to say about that then RSPCA???
* The comments are really laying into the skank - this one is a cracker!
"She picks them young, fusses over them for a few weeks then as they grow up she becomes bored and loses interest with them. That is exactly what happened to JJ who she encourages to play with his skateboard on the main road".

That poor puppy with Skeletor
* https://metro.co.uk/2025/02/13/katie-price-proved-people-just-shouldnt-pets-2-22553990/ Bloody right!!
* Let's have a reminder of her pets (what we know of) - feel free to distribute this list to anyone who thinks she is a responsible pet owner and her braindead fans who say it's not her fault
Sherpa puppy called Storm (When with Warren) Gave to Dane's mum
Junior had a pony
Princess a horse called Minnie
Horse: Andre
Horse: Princess (killed on Road)
Horse: Otto (PTS)
Horse: Blaze sold to a Riding School
Dog: Kevin (Think Kieran had Kevin)
Dog: Trevor (?)
Dog: Vera (Died)
Dog: Smurf (Drowned in Pool?)
Dog: Derek (?)
Horse: Storm
Horse: Sally
Horse: Tyke
Cat: Pete (Died)
Cat: Jenna
Cat: Kate
Cat: Dobby (Rehomed)
Cat: Hagrid WENT MISSING ONE NIGHT, NEVER CAME HOME
Cat: Maggie (?)
Cat: Nigel (?)
Dog: Phyllis (?)
Dog: Gary (Gave to a Breeder in Doncaster when 9 months old)
Dog: Queenie (killed by a vehicle)
Kittens: (3 FOR Harvey, Junior & Princess) Cupcake, Superman & Cuddles
Chameleon: Marvin (Died)
Hedgehog: Peggy (Went missing)
Piglet: Bingles (Rehomed)
Puppy: Bear (Rehomed)
Dog: Sparkle (killed by a vehicle)
Puppy: Rolo (Crushed by a chair/CBD oil)
Dog: Precious (Rehomed)
Dog: Sharon (killed by a vehicle)
Dog: Buddy (MIA, probably rehomed)
Dog: Colin (MIA, probably rehomed)
Dog: Blade (Killed by a vehicle)
Puppy: Tank (Rehomed to an electrician to pay for work)
Dog: Lady (MIA, probably rehomed)
Kitten: Frog (PTS at 5/6months old)
Horse: Wallace (MIA, possibly at old neighbours)
Horse: Bobby (MIA, probably rehomed)
Horse: Cassie (MIA, probably sold)
Horse: Emma (MIA, probably sold)
Gerbils (MIA , probably rehomed)
Guinea Pigs (MIA, rehomed)
Hamsters (MIA, probably rehomed)
Said she got Bunny a pony Ellie (Stable hand Fenella trying to sell)
2 kittens which were about when she filmed the Mucky Mansion show (MIA)
Said at one point she had over 200 animals on a farm (inc Goats, Llamas, pigs, sheep, ducks, chickens, rabbits & Peacock)
3 Large white pigs: Patsy, Priscilla & Peggy
2 Goats: Angel & Benjamin
7 Pens & 2 sheds full of chickens (Bantams/Silkies)
19 Ducks
3 Turkeys: Roast Dinner, Sunday Lunch & ?
Dog: Captain (With her now)
Dog: Batman (With her now)
New Sphinx cat/kitten TONY (With her now)
New Sphinx cat/kitten DAISY (With her now)
New Sphinx cat/kitten KEVIN (With her now)
New Sphinx cat/kitten JERRY (With her now)
New Sphinx cat/kitten DORIS (With her now)
New Spaniel puppy ROOKIE (With her now)
* Heres a comment on today's Mail article re the poor little puppy


Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
6.2.25 - H gets another airing now - poor Mummy!! Strange really that a couple of months ago H was blind and needing to use a cane to get about, yet lo and behold!! Suddenly he is able to text Mummy without any problems woo hoo!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-heartbroken-after-sad-34626215
* Harvey overload on every fucking platform 🥱 Can anyone explain why only Harvey was rammed down everyone's throat when he got a Guinness World Record for a bloody train drawing? It wasn't just him doing it though - there were several of his peers also involved so why weren't they all credited? On top of that H got shoved aside by Mummy anyway as soon as a camera appeared making it Awwwwllll Abbbaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! instead, as usual.
* Perhaps someone could gently tell her she'll need to exploit something else now because Harvey's magnificent World Record has recently been broken
* Oh look! Its a right ol' dig at Star College! Wonder why eh? Did they put a stop to some of her Usage of H or is it just the case of "How Dare They Not Keep Him There Forever and Inconvenience MEEEEE"?
* Presumably if H is moving into his new house closer to mummy and skank said H can stay at hers all the time, why the fuck should the tax payer pay for his new "house" anyway when H could just move in with mummy? What skank means is "I don't want you living back at mummy's because that's to much hard work for MEEEEEE, so mummy will have you home when mummy needs to exploit you for deflection and coin"
* Maybe National Star gave her boundaries on Using Harvey and she can't stand it so is Slamming and Swiping at them?. Makes a change from Pete copping it all eh?
* Note in this text it says "Mummy's car is broken at the moment so I might have to pick up up next week'. Seems like she's delaying picking him up on a phoney pretext considering her drive is jam packed with cars. What a wonderful muvva, huh, that is provided he doesn't get in her way or forced her to change her plans? What would make Mother of the Century call off a meet up with her precious Harvey Bear? A sudden special OFs request? Car pulled over again by the Plods? Something to do with family court perhaps or a secret rendez-vous with Noo Egg The One#3699?
* This is actually the first time she as ever mentioned that Harvey hates college, so maybe it will be Her Excuse for when he actually has to leave in March? Skank will be saying Harvey is leaving the college not because mummy does not want to pay for it but because he hates it. Simples!
* Look at Edna's face!!

The expression when skank reads Harvey's supposed message is a smile of satisfaction whereas Edna has a pained expression. It seems like the old narcissist smirk when they get away with something & they get a dopamine rush. She's either enjoying the attention, enjoying slagging off NS college or simply enjoying getting away with a LIE. Maybe all three?. It reminds one of the time she had J on a TikTok live and got him to say "The police and socials' wouldn't let him see his dad...", where she prompted him by standing behind him mouthing the exact words with her claws dug into his shoulders. She beamed in satisfaction afterwards.
Edna's reaction is the more normal one to a vulnerable person being in distress and she isn't even his mother and wasn't the one leaving H at college anyway! .
* Skank's actions don't match her words that's for sure, but allegedly it was 'So sad and it broke my heart......'.
Yeah - IF she actually had one that is
* and as for her saying “Thankyou for telling me how you feel...................”, as fucking if!
8.1.25 - H's weekend with Mummy is pretty much the same as all the others are - stuck in a hairdressers for hours with her then stuffed full of rubbish to keep him appeased

13.2.25 - heres the Mail following on from The Sun about heroic Katie's Quest to Save Her Son (by stealing his meds for her own use) The Braindeads are out in force too
* Oh and it seems she's diagnosed a New Syndrome for him too
“Harvey battles a series of debilitating conditions including autism, septo-optic dysplasia, ADHD and oppositional defiant disorder” Oppositional Defiant Disorder? That sounds new - never heard that one before
Does it mean he tells her to "Fuck off you cunt" regularly or is it just Tattlers who say that??? In any case, heres what Doctor Google has to say on the subject:-
"Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) is a type of behavior disorder. Children with ODD are uncooperative, defiant, and hostile toward peers, parents, teachers, and other authority figures. Developmental problems may cause ODD. Or the behaviors may be learned".
Well quelle surprise!!! H learnt a lot of this from Mummy itself to start with and he's not so stupid as to not realise that if he kicks-off on one Mummy will give him whatever he wants or just replace whatever he smashed-up this time with New. Its LEARNT behaviour alright
* She won't like this AT ALL! Pete muscling-in on Her 'Arvey Bear!! https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/peter-andres-heartache-over-katie-9941197
14.2.25 - How come she issuddenly saying Harvey is under Great Ormond Street hospital when she said some time ago he was too old to go there now? Nothing makes sense with her. Yes he IS too old for GOSH!!
* also in the aftermath of the revelation it has got its claws onto yet another puppy, her FB has ignited obviously with enraged people where she’s being slated in the comments. It also posted a video earlier of H sleeping then woke him up yelling at him - yep that Twat Tok's Super Mama alright
17.2.25 - it high time H got broadcast as its been a few days since he was utilised.
Look at the face on it though, like it's been smacked in the chops with a cast iron frying pan - several times over

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
6.2.25 - skanky wants P&J to start providing babies to stick her talons into since the barren old husk cannot get her own any longer. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/katie-price-cant-wait-junior-34626097
* On CDAN - lets hope they're wrong
* This is from Fathers 4 Justice dating back to LAST YEAR - quite how the morons at Captive Minds got around all this to air their LIES and Bullshit in that IVF garbage is beyond comprehension - interesting eh?? Best ask their chief groveller Liz Mills how she achieved it.

Fwends / Enemies Woo Hoo! -
Loads of old shite from it -
https://entertainment.ie/trending/katie-price-and-kelly-brook-prove-theyre-a-pair-of-absolute-twits-when-it-comes-to-danny-cipriani-369106/
https://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/a461795/katie-price-flips-out-over-kelly-brook-danny-cipriani-reunion/
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/21/katie-price-interview-baby-pregnant-kieran-hayler_n_3478938.html
9.2.25 - "Fwends are seriously worried............................" Nope. Just like us, the Sun are waiting for the next explosions & monumental fuck-ups from skanky
Katie Price's friends seriously worried for her health after 'risky' move as she undergoes more surgery | The Sun

Only Grans and Suchlike -
14.2.25 - Skeletor in frillies

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
8.1.25 - from The Grauniad to the Barnsley local rag woo hoo! https://www.wearebarnsley.com/news/18580/warm-welcome-as-barnsley-parties-with-katie-price
* an oldie but nevertheless............. It’s Jordan’s World, We Just Live In It | by The Awl | The Awl | Medium
That was a good retrospective bitch-fest! She nailed it when she said ' fixed her inscrutible reptilian eyes on Peter Andre.'
The rest is history of course yet is it not strange that it was published in 2011 and its now 14 years later and she hasn't changed a bit?. Pointing out all the failings she had then and still has today. Its also absolutely hilarious yet quite how she's stayed 'relevant' for all these years is utterly bewildering. That article might as well have been written today...
"...orange-hued, dead-eyed, grotesquely-mammaried personage who, while outwardly conforming to a female gendered shape, does not seem fully human. We hazard a guess that this intimidating being is a robot or some other species of man-made automaton, since its facial movements do not display the typical range of human expression"
Brilliant
10.2.25 - The Sun jabbing at it again and skank ain't 'appy at all! Again snapping and snarling at the Sun who will certainly enjoy tomorrow's episode at the Court
Severely tone deaf or just deluded?? Make your choice
Or is it a case of having her ears removed then nailed back on again has badly affected her hearing??
11.2.25 - the Mirror have got to be taking the piss here surely??? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shows-vocals-surprise-34651593
‘Teasing new music" she is - threatening more like you berks!! They’ve also mentioned she’s given up the pasta - you know, the pasta that she eats every day and that she provides evidence of eating on her SC every day! . They just love lying for her at the Mirror don't they?? Oh and this "surprise gig" has been advertised for WEEKS on Butlitz's own site too
"She continued: "Now I've realised when I was eating pasta, oats, or milk or anything, it bloats me. [...] So I've been avoiding stuff like that and not feeling so sluggish and tired after." So she's living on Ozempic and coke then since everything else in existence "Bloats me"?
11.2.25 - so why is skank grovelling about after a Sun journo eh?? The last time this journo wrote about skanky it was less-than-NICE Wonder what's in the offing eh? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17052532/katie-price-police-drugs/
* ah heres why! Wheel out Harvey for a bit of sympathy for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! So with all this going on in the world the Sun runs with this crap instead!!
- Ceasefire talks to end the war in Ukraine ❌️
- Lucy Letby scandal/miscarriage of justice ❌️
- Economic stagnation & more tax hikes ❌️ No... THIS is the front page of the Sun
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33350356/katie-price-son-harvey-ozempic-weight/
* We have seen this exact scenario/story for the past FIVE YEARS and yet onwards it goes with H getting even fatter with every visit of Mummy, her proferring junk food to shut him up and make him manageable.
* DY will be furious with this quote from it though
"Brave Katie has raised visually-impaired Harvey herself after ex-footballer Dwight Yorke refused to have anything to do with his son."
Skank has beguiled Ms Moodie into following the party line to repeat all the usual LIES & BULLSHIT - who at Sun HQ pulled the strings to get this garbage out there??? Furthermore, why are The Sun bowing down and grovelling about after it again when she was slagging them off again only a couple of days ago??
14.2.25 -some more grovelling from The Sun - WTF are they playing at eh??
https://archive.ph/6sUiX In this bullshit fest best thing of all was reading that one of her cats pissed in the cameraman's equipment box. Serves him right
* These articles make the reporter sound like a twat. How lovely and nice smelling her home is yet the cats obviously piss everywhere Her shit career is basically done. Singing at butlins pretty low even for her
* Quote “ I swear on my cats lives I’m not on any fat jab” Thinks she means "Not any more...."
* Clearly no one was willing to pay for this utter shite because its free to access now ... she reckons blew her £100 million fortune - not £45 million now ... and she has never lost her ability to attract men The only amusing bit is that she has no mirrors in the house, that, I believe because she cant bare seeing the state she is in without a filter ... she reckons no more facial surgery till 70 because she is finally happy ... yeah right, in troof its only because even the Turkey Butcher won't touch you now eh Skanky?
* and another one FFS! https://archive.ph/OR8UN
* Now whilst getting irate over this overdose of bullshit via the Sun, I dunno but there do seem to be some barbs hidden in amongst the grovelling and arse-licking, almost as if they've tempted the thing into a false sense of security to get inside and see for themselves what's occurring. Are they working undercover?? Is this the prelude to them destroying the thing at long last? I bloody well hope so!!! This is the Sun Shite basically :-
* Ahhh yes, one of the little dogs still in the crate & one of the cats still has ‘big balls’
Can’t hold her pets correctly and make them feel safe Can’t toilet train any, can be bothered to walk and exercise them
Probably leaves them to be fed by DL or the cleaner
The ‘family’ on at her to get another dog, I highly doubt that but she got one anyway, poor little sod
All done in plain sight. But she’s a good animal owner because she loves them & she's "nurturing" (but only when they are cute)
*Men have been her downfall, they’ve all been toxic and all cheated on MEEEEEE she dying to name more famous men she’s had liaisons with, but has been shut down by legals. But she hasn’t slept with many men but she never mentions how SHE has cheated on men and no one challenges her on this, even though she admitted it on camera and there are text messages out there in the public domain.
If an ex tells the story of her cheating, that was "in the past and she’s not going to comment" and they are making money out of her, but she’s allowed to continue to call them toxic, liars, narcissists and gaslighters and sell interviews.
Good luck JJ, this is what it will be like for the entire time you are with her, her demeaning you (oh he can’t cook, he’s part of the furniture) she can’t move on and is obsessed discussing her past over and over, and there will be another book of lies, you can guarantee, even if she self funds it. Allegedly it will contain more bombshells like the last (nothing in her last book she hadn’t already said) she never goes into true details, even her supposed hanging was glossed over, yet it was supposed to be a full account. She was shut down by so many exs for the lies she wanted to put in. She knows no one medical can contradict or dispute what she says.
* An honest interview, don’t make me laugh. When does KP do honest. It’s just ‘her’ version, she can’t remember her own lies. And yet they just print was she says, despite her slating the media constantly
*Lots of people have ADHD and PTSD, mental health problems, they don’t all act like entitled pricks, using it as an excuse to defend their behaviour. And most of them with genuine diagnosis couldn’t do half of what she does, it’s whatever suits the narrative of the time.
* Oh well, if she has got her licence back and is insured to drive, I’m sure she will get done for some motoring offence this year, has done just about every year she has driven. She will no doubt rip more people off not paying for their services. She will make drama. She will probably be discharged from the next bankruptcy and maybe in a few years, be in her 3rd.
* Her empire…. what’s that then, as even with other people running her businesses, they are not really that successful. I mean she gets the odd designer bag for JYY which is probably dumped on the floor so the cats can piss on it. She can’t be a director of her companies.
She hasn’t even got the YT up of yesterday’s podcast yet.
And copyrighting her social media posts will mean they will print less about her, so all those free instagram posts won’t make the national news.
* "Katie Price reveals she doesn't have ANY mirrors in her house despite her vast history of plastic surgery as she admits she 'hates looking at herself' - that is despite there being mirrors everywhere in the rental!!
It must be very difficult for a top beauty like Skank to live in a house with no mirrors, I wander/wonder what these things above the basins in the Rancid Rental bathrooms are then? Oh yeah - no mirrors eh?
Brilliant innit? Whatever has possessed this moronic woman to toe-the skanky-line with this bollockfest?

Indeed,, there are plenty of WTF moments in that bullshit article, but why - as guest in someone's house - did she feel compelled to add water to a vase of dying flowers?
* But this is interesting from Popbitch

* Some more rehashed rubbish from it https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14396931/Katie-Price-admits-wouldnt-minded-went-prison.html - the comments are brilliant though
* and even more bullshit from The Sun - this must be her 'oliday munney fund
https://archive.ph/bHSV4
17.2.25 - Thank you Metro!! https://metro.co.uk/2025/02/13/katie-price-proved-people-just-shouldnt-pets-2-22553990/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.native