Katie Price 46 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite - (includes the latest Wape Allegations)
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
* Court Cases - #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief & The Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
* "Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Plasterclasses!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack -
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, the media created her ... the media will destroy her ... tick tock
Dress yerself like our Heroine, woo hoo!!!!


Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
Nobody can forget about all skank's tewwwibble wape twarmers (having been reminded every bloody week about these numerous events). Now theres this as regards her accusing ITV with "Abandoning MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to a hoard of wapists with guns who attacked MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in front of the kids out in Saaaarrrrffff Affrikka". ITV had supplied the staff for skanky’s Africa trip which gave her the opportunity to blame them when she accused them of neglecting her safety, however its alleged that she and Neil Tawse her "security advisor" invented the rape story for ratings and newspaper coverage (this bloke also being another of her victims whom she was screwing when she was married to Keiran)
It is said that when they stopped at the side of the road two Africans walked up to see what was going on then Tawse got racially abusive & one of the guys smacked tawse in the face. They both ran off & that was IT - no six men with guns and sticks climbing out of a Vauxhall Corsa to attack MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! After that farce ITV just cancelled skanky when she published her accusations plus all the rest of her fabricated "fairytale" of dramatic LIES, so no more shows with them because they just slowly shut her down, not giving her any more oxygen. Beautifully done really and that explains why she wasn’t on with the old hag AFP at Xmas flogging her Book of Lies! Furthermore skank won’t be back Loose Wimmin either because they were only-too-glad to see the back of her since she was a nightmare on set and on live broadcast where she refused to listen to directions, she didn’t listen to the producer or anybody else so they were much relieved when the cocaine video came out which gave them the perfect excuse too get rid of it finally!

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
Lips like a prolapsed anus

What a damned fine advert for Ellie the Essicks Butcher Bird

6.5.24 - Look at the manky old thing dragging it's arse and feet all over the kitchen worktops

* Heres one from the annals of Hisstery - quite how this hideous image equates to Swatch is anybody's guess, unless they actually meant "Sasquatch" It even had the sticky-up big toes back then

* Well seksi with the hairy-back tatts and the fish-lips a-flapping! Woo Hoo!!


Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Billie Jean - JJ's version
Kipper Price is not my lover
She's just a skank who claims that I am The One
But everyone thinks it's my mum.......................Matching tattoos, they had a planOn the rebound from EllaThen he found out skanky wasn’t a manShe said I feel like a man I said so do I turn around.
* Remember back before SB abandoned her when it was going full-throttle into it's Amaaaaazin' Moosic Caweer? Wonder / wander whatever happenned to all that luvverly moosic it created with dat Skarlitt eh? Strangely enough we don't actually know what happened to all those tracks it cut as nothing ever saw the light of day thankfully, yet she made a whole big thing about going to a studio to record her new single and album at some place in Portsmouth town centre that was basically a karaoke studio where anybody can go to 'record' themselves In effect she got completely rat-arsed as usual necking the vino collapso, SB got fed up with her disgraceful behavior then told her outright she couldn't sing, (that is despite her hounding the poor little lad who was the "producer" to say how good a singer she really was!) However SB wasn’t having any of it, particularly after he got a message from P saying something along the lines of "Get mum off air - she's embarrassing me!" - anyway skank slagged him off & he left without her apparently off home to Essicks leaving her to doss the night at dat Skarlitt's mother's place! It must have been a bloody memorable sesh in the studio to hear skank crucifying all sorts of songs, including a slow version of 'We don't have to take our clothes off' but there again, there never was a record deal despite what she screeched to the contrary and nothing was ever released onto the unsuspecting public thank goodness!! (She did 'sing' it at the live podcast event she did.) 5.5.24 - heres one she could certainly do a cover-version of Obscurest Vinyl – It’s Raining Bullshit Lyrics | Genius Lyrics
* Roses are red
My feelings are blunt
We all know
Skanky is a cunt

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite - (includes The Latest Wape Allegations)
5.5.24 - Hawking this rubbish about again. Don't forget you can now pre-order Skanks 6,000,000,000th autobiography. One gets the impression it's not selling as well as Skank had told herself and the publishers it would. Who would have thought it???? 7.5.24 - Hawking this crap again but using quotes from her tame idiots to make it appear better than it undoubtedly is, 'survived a lot.................' 'is best story teller', actually this garbage is like something from a 5 year old And that's the best they could get from anyone???! Its not as if skank even penned this garbage - it was some poor bloody ghostwriter who had to formulate her drunken/drugged ramblings into some sort of order FGS. Incidentally "The full story" won't include The Troof this time either. * However something pops up - its mentioning "Addiction" for the first time ever when previously it has stated its NEVER had any such Ishoos!! Is it finally admitting this as a means of avoiding her bankruptcies but leaving it TOO LATE???
7.5.24 - here we go then - the next "Hecksplowsiv storey" from der skank woo hoo! I do hope she's ready for another Court Case which this bunch of sleazy allegations will surely stir up!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27776211/katie-price-celebrity-raped-explosive-book/
She is quoted as saying ‘After all the me-too stuff she thinks if other people have revealed their sex attackers, why can’t I?’ (especially for a few quid eh skanky?? )
Edna The Source gets her two penneth in as well "A source told The Sun: "Katie thinks now is the time, she has nothing to lose. She vows this will be her most shocking book ever, and she’s ready to name and shame." Desperate is what she means
* IF this were true, WHY does she not just go to the police because they do now have systems in place now for historic sexual abuse reporting, they could properly investigate it & maybe get a prosecution to ensure the perpetrator doesn't do it again? But no she wants to put it in a sleazy, down-market "book" then flog it for as much as possible and the person named will just have a trial by media and public opinion - where is the justice in that? Furthermore, how will this help genuine victims of abuse anyway?
Its a totally sickening stunt for skanky to pull even by her low standards, but then it's only about coin to her. Presumably this is the exact "incident"??
"In September 2009 Price claimed that she had previously been raped by a "famous celebrity", although she had not reported the incident. Price said that she would "Absolutely NEVER" reveal who the attacker was. Surrey Police stated that they had not contacted Price: "No allegation of rape has been made and Miss Price will not be making a statement to police".
"A famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who it was. It was years ago, before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time," she said. Katie, 31, claimed she had been raped "more than once" after defending new boyfriend A.................. "
And absolutely NOBODY blabbed about it eh? https://www.deccanherald.com/features/a-famous-celebrity-had-raped-2562127
* She was flogging this nonsense to the Telegraph in 2009 and she knew it would cause a guessing game .....
"Claims the 31-year-old glamour model was attacked by a ''famous celebrity'' first surfaced in her national magazine column and in a subsequent interview.
Price – also know as Jordan – said she would ''absolutely never'' name the celebrity and had no plans to make an official report to police.
But it was reported that she let the alleged attacker's name slip off air during filming of her ITV2 reality show What Katie Did Next.
Price first made the revelation after newspaper stories appeared about her boyfriend Alex Reid allegedly filming a rape scene for a forthcoming movie.
The model, who recently divorced singer Peter Andre, said reporting the matter to police is a ''hard thing to do''.
The attack is said to have taken place several years ago after a party in London's West End following a series of secret dates between Price and the unnamed man.
Speculation over the identity continues to grow and Price said she realised her comments would spark a guessing game".
* This has of course been purposely dealt as her final hand to evade facing Court next week, one massive great deflection onto some poor bastard who shagged the thing years ago who she is going to USE to the hilt to save her sorry plastic arse.
8.5.24 - this hecksplowsiv stowy was being hawked about back in 2009, here being discussed on Digital Spy

Why do these people it allegedly revealed this massive secret to not just speak out about it? Could it be another LIE????
* and more from 2009
From another story from 2009. She's such a nutter - she announces stuff in the press and then is shocked it causes a mess? Sounds like she also tried to claim fake police visited her too when it became a police matter.
"Katie Price was said to be 'hugely relieved' last night after police confirmed that they would not be investigating claims she had been raped by a celebrity.
The mother-of-three has reportedly vowed to keep a low profile over the the next few weeks and is determined 'to draw a line under the whole sorry episode', according to reports.
Price, 31, is said to have told friends that she was stunned at the attention her confession received.
Local officers spoke to her at her home in Woldingham, Surrey, last night about the allegations and fears that she was targeted by a bogus police officer.
She declined to give a formal statement and officers no longer believe she was visited by anyone pretending to be from the police.
Detectives wanted to question the glamour girl over allegations in her magazine column and a subsequent interview that a 'famous celebrity' subjected her to a brutal sex attack."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-claim-blurts-celebrity-attacker-TV-crew.html
* A whole catalogue of LIES there then about a bogus Plod plus allegations she backed off from telling the police about this "faymuss Celeb wot attakked MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" - even AFP was retreating from this shitstorm!! The Gob was in overdrive as usual
* What an incredible co-incidence that that every time skank needs money and quick she brings up the "Celebrity rape" - as opposed to all the other ones? She had her golden opportunity to to name him at the height of the METOO movement, her sat on the sofa with Eamon and Ruth in 2017 spouting all the rest of her LIES yet refusing to name this fiend for all that rubbish, but desperate times seek desperate measures and faced with increasing money problems alongside losing the children again, Court cases galore, two bankruptcies and owing HMRC a bloody fortune - well, out comes The "Celebrity Wapist" tale again.
* Incidentally, in its various assertions about this matter skank has insisted that Pete knows all about it and he knows the identity of said attacker. Strangely enough Pete has denied knowledge of any of it...........
* Surely if a woman has been raped it doesn't matter one bit if he was a celeb or a totally unknown fiend? Why would she raise this point other than to draw as much attention to MEEEEEEE as possible?
"I’m naming my celebrity rapist not for the good of women everywhere but to drum up sales of my upcoming book, so woo hoo!" Barrel well-and-truly scraped! Kerching.
* Remember too there was AFP's Book of Lies (aka skanky doing the script for the ghost-writer to pad out in intelligible English). In that pile of crap there was not a single mention of ONE wape let alone THREE!!!

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!! -
2.5.24 - Taken from the shite in today's Crapcast. So in reality the Court & Judge found out that she would not be attending the hearing having received a email at the 11th Hour sent by her PA/Flunkey! BUT skank claims she spoke to the trustees for an hour over Zoom BEFORE she even went on holiday to say she would not be attending! Who is lying here?
* As regards this essential but cheapo 'oliday to to Cyprus to escape from the twarmers of standing in public & being questioned by nasty men, it insisted in the recent Crapcast that she got "Upgraded" at the 'otel thanks to her mate Lou who just happenned to be there at the same time....... (What a coincidence eh?). The thing is with her saying her friend got her the amazing upgrade just proves that she had booked this 'oliday already so indeed skank had no intentions whatsoever of attending the BH - she was never going to go so surely this is contempt of court? It's also proof that she didn't wait for Court's "permission" not to attend nor check that the courts accepted her dodgy sick-note and now she's effectively already saying the exact same thing for the next one!! She has stated ahead of time that she will not be attending and that there "Will" be a note from a doctor (not that there is already one sent). Hopefully the authorities are aware and getting the wheels in motion to nail her.
* She has also firmly stated that it's the idea of the media and general public watching that makes her "Not able to attend". I have news for you sunshine. You've been showing off to the same media and general public for years, rubbing everyone's noses in it as to how much money you've got and what a fab lifestyle you have because you are "Minted" so too damn right we want to witness you having to admit it was all a sham and a con and using money that wasn't rightly yours!! (It is our bloody tax revenue).
* Now we wait until the 13th to see if she is in court on the list for the 14th and even if she is, will she even turn up because as she has already said she doesn’t need to since she's been "Signed off...................."
* Why is her Mentawl 'Elf only affecting her BH court appearances and nothing else, considering she managed to drag herself in front of the Beak to face the Residency Order over the children?
* Taken from an article when it failed to turn up for the last hearing "Barristers for the trustees of Ms Price’s first bankruptcy asked the judge to order her attendance at a future hearing and said she should be “on notice” that she could be arrested if she did not attend. Darragh Connell, representing the trustees, told the court: “It is important that she is on notice of the fact that this is a possibility.” Why would the trustee's barrister say the above IF they'd had this cosy one hour chat over Zoom with her that she vehemently insisted in the Crapcast she'd had? Its all BS and bollocks from her as usual. Skank is just full of shit & contradictions of her own rubbish.
* https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13374887/Katie-Price-claims-court-mental-health-missing-bankruptcy-hearing-Cyprus.html It says it 's getting a "Signed letter" that'll get it off the BH - what is this? Is AFP providing a note to get her out of PE again??
* Now the Sun are running with it www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27678095/katie-price-reason-she-wont-attend-bankruptcy/
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/defiant-katie-price-says-wont-32720926
* www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-defends-jetting-holiday-32720550
4.5.24 - So look what pops up on the web today - a company that specialises in Forensic Accountancy (and they are noted for it), who have indicated an interest in the skank's shennannigans. . They do not appear to be impressed by skank's insistence that she's been "Signed off...................."
* AND her BH case has been updated today on caseboard. Waiting to find out the implications of this
5.5.24 - Heres The Sun gleefully reminding skank that she's treading on dodgy grounds now - even if she is "minted"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27648885/katie-price-lose-mucky-mansion-homeless-bankrupt-arrest/
The trouble with this is WHY do these experts keep saying "They could seize assets" yet apparently never do, then here it is still with numerous vehicles parked outside the Shitty Shack, it still has possession of her horses and still jetting off on holiday every other week??? WHY indeed???
* and highlighting this little number from it
“Katie admitted she is "having a difficult time" and is "looking after" herself. She said: "So there is another court hearing and I won't be going to that either. I want everyone to know. I needed a break from what's going on behind the scenes, my little head is quite fragile at the moment, so I can only do what I can do. I'm not ignoring anyone, I'm not fooling anyone, I'm engaging with everyone."
She is the only one saying she won’t be going to court, Nor does it say whether she has been granted this permission to bunk-off the next date & that it has been agreed she doesn’t have to attend, besides which in order to "engage" with everybody she'd have to actually talk to them rather than fuck-off abroad to avoid them. She's lying again!!
* So lets travel back to 2018 to perhaps ask IF she was so happy about not going Bankrupt back then, why does she say "It doesn't matter and it's just a word now" when she is going bankrupt??? This was an article in the Mail about DY who faced a similar case, although he paid his debts OFF!
"Just weeks before the adjournment, his (DY's) ex Katie Price - once reportedly worth £45 million - was given more time to sort her finances and recently avoided bankruptcy. The former glamour model, 40, avoided being made bankrupt after coming to an agreement over a £22,000 tax bill last Tuesday Tuesday.
The star had been given time to try to reach an agreement with creditors after an earlier hearing.
Unable to contain her joy, Katie was filmed breaking the news to her friends as they prepared a Christmas dinner for her loved ones. She says: 'I do actually have some good news'. As the star larked about before gleefully fist pumping and busting some dance moves in the kitchen, one of Katie's best pals says 'I'm worried'. The brunette beauty responds:
'You know how I like to prove people wrong? All this stuff about the bankruptcy, I had my call today and guess what? I'm not going bankrupt so I'm starting a new year. New beginnings, new year, no bankruptcy. So that's why today is good. Nothing else can go wrong. Everything's going well. We're a little bit behind so today is going to be good'.
Speaking candidly about the difficult year she has faced, the star said: 'I have been battered. It's like everyone is obsessed with it, cos they see me as this big businesswoman, made s**t-loads of money and as soon as the word bankrupt hits anyone, everyone's like "Oh my god". 'I've been battered hard, it's been difficult mentally to cope with the battering I've had but guess what, I've had the news today and (shouting) I'm not going bankrupt!''
And here we are Six Years Later with the same old shit from skanky.
* It's almost unbelievable that she is trying to blame her inability to answer questions in Court under oath on the press and public hearing it (almost, but everyone knows what an effing liar and bullshitter it is!). If she is claiming to be too unwell to understand anything...but kicking up a fuss at who's attending or demanding things from the judge, it's contradictory. She also used a similar tactic halfway though the September hearing when she had no medical evidence of anything then either, but for all her efforts the hearing still went on though and all that nonsense will be noted and recorded by the judge. And yet here we are again, 6 months later she's now claiming she's developed A Condition which stops her being atCourt hearings but she can flaunt herself on Twat Tok and all the rest of her bollockfests plus attend a COURT HEARING over the custody of J&B with no issues whatsoever!!. She could have avoided all her dirty laundry being heard in public if she had just kept up with the original payment plan.
5.5.24 - Here we go then, first off the mark is PTSD. The appearance of stuff like this is going to increase daily as it's Date With His Lordship grows closer. I wonder what the next one will be?
9.5.24 - She’s said on the pod that Harvey is coming home on, wait for it….the 14th May and has an appointment with a doctor! Out with the Harvey Card!! She has zero intentions on being in court that day does she??

Court Cases - #Criminaljunkie -
5.5.24 - and heres another Court Case in-the-making for it

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
3.5.24 - Katie Price takes a savage swipe at ex fiance Carl Woods - days after tattoo tribute to new boyfriend JJ Slater | The Sun
Back onto the "swiping" again. Not that SB actually gives a shite but it makes skanky feel like it's achieved something
4.5.24 - posting this about his ickle car rally. But what a handsome bastard he is eh? He's only showing off that he's got actual eyes that open and everything, not like his replacement!!!
Eat yer heart out skank - this one got away

Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief & The Media Showmance-
2.5.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27673492/katie-price-dramatic-girlfriend-jj-slater-jail-court/ She's basically just confirmed what we already knew for certain, that little Legohead is basically her doormat! Its like the media really are gunning for her now with all the bollocks they're publishing about the thing, but best of all is KNOWING that she's not scoring a red-cent for ANY OF IT bcause its all lifted directly from her BS crapcasts and SMs.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27673492/katie-price-dramatic-girlfriend-jj-slater-jail-court/
7.5.24 - It seems skanky is dropping hints about an "Exciting man update". FFS nobody gives a frig luv! On the other hand Lego could do with being made into a Man as opposed to the plonker that he is!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-sparks-engagement-rumours-32751716
8.5.24 - Oh dear! Lego's friends are worried about him! "Send for his Mummy!!!!"
Katie Price's fourth wedding to JJ Slater (closeronline.co.uk)
*Gotta love how "his friends" are dropping skanky in the shit with her various bankruptcies by moreorless saying SHE is the one paying for all these 'olidays, not him!
9.5.24 - still flogging away at the dead horse trying to make their "welayshunshipp" seem REAL!
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13398007/Katie-Price-45-shows-tattoos-tiny-crop-mini-skirt-enjoys-date-night-boyfriend-JJ-Slater-31-fashion-party.html

* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
Wonder/wander if skank is going to copyright this charming turn-of-phrase such as her favourite "Never underestimate The Pricey!"? Looking at the thing these days nobody would question the presence of A Dick though.......... https://youtu.be/MjNbCqxin-I
4.5.24 - "Dontcha just LUVVVVVVVVVV this picture of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

The artist got the title right above it though - "Soak" - and her bandy legs of course. However this version is nearer the Troof of it
6.5.24 - So heres one of her preferred Grift Establishments; She will deffo be after some more freebies from them having USED HER NAME for this rubbish https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/27751404/towie-becks-liv-katie-price-connection-lashes-bankrupt/
9.5.24 - Trollied again! Here it is making an exhibit of itself at some PLT do amongst kids half her age & her dressed like a sleazy 17 year old

* "Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Plasterclasses!

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
3.5.24 - In line with Her latest Mentawl Affliction this is being bandied-about - DBT. It’s used to treat Borderline Personality Disorders, this being the one that'll presumably get her out of attending the next BH by proferring A Signed Letter. Well lookie here then - guess who does DBT ferrapy? It's only Alan from the Pwioree, her fave tame ferrapist!!
'He offers a number of therapies including Twelve Step, Motivational Enhancement, Dialectical Behaviour Therapy (DBT) and trauma work Alan’s overall goal with DBT is to help individuals change behaviour, emotional thinking and interpersonal patterns associated with problem living through regulating emotions.'
Well thats never going to work when skank has no intentions whatsoever in admitting to herself she's a flake and a basket case, actually for any of this stuff to work the patient has to Want To Change, so it ain't gonna happen is it?!
5.5.24 - heres a new one for ya skank! PCSD (Pre Court Stress Disorder)
8.5.24 - in the latest BS in the Sun about her "Celebwity Wapist" theres this other pile of doggy doo
She added: “When I was in the Priory my therapist said ‘Kate, we’ve never known anyone to have so many traumatic events happen to them!!.’ And I’m still here, coping.”

* The Brain Deads are Amongst us -


The comments on this article are brilliant! There was a sprinkling of the usual idiots with the "She's a great mum!"garbage, but they were quickly jumped on with "Errrrrr no!" The silly bitch has managed to royally fuck off the entirety of the UK with her latest stunts. Never bite the hand that feeds skanky
* Heres another one. Move over Martyn Lewis - this one really knows her stuff!

But we now know thanks to this one that not only are all the Exes at fault, its also the Government conspiring against the skank!!

Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap, More Shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
tattle.life/threads/katie-price-384-kp-jj-the-lying-the-witch-and-the-jyy-wardrobe.45066/page-39#lg=post-19190536&slide=02.5.24 - Posing up a storm (???) using its warped distorted body in 1990s poses because this will sell fahsinds of garments innit!
3.5.24 - and more, this time flogging that pond-sludge 'elf dwink with a truly hilarious Seksi Pose showing off Phil & Grant!

8.5.24 - so it is as we assumed - skanky DID get the elbow from flogging crap on Twat Tok Live! Now here it is descending downhill rapidly as it's now doing Ali Express flogging even worse cheap & nasty crap to the Brain Deads
Two hours worth of BS to endure but it'll be worth it to see her make a complete bollockfest out of it as usual
* She has history with Ali Express though, back to 2018 for this lot. (25) Katie price #386 KP fake, false and a failure | Page 11 | Tattle Life This past Christmas it was also hawking some pretty hideous "jewellery" via JYY with a huge mark-up, given that the imbecile even used Ali Express' own photograph on her website!
* So its even managed to be late for it's Ali Express debut! Cue endless complaints about the traffic but ITS NOT HER FAULT EVERYONE!! She will smile sweetly showing her Turkey Teef when she gets there, say it wasn’t her fault as usual & I’m sure all will be forgiven
* Already an hour late for a two hour broadcast!! Pretty much like the Plasterclasses of her "Club appearances" where she always arrives late and blames traffic. Likewise on Loose Wimmin
Or when she was late to drop the kids off back to their dads and made excuses about "collecting Harvey's medicine"
Or how the kids were ALWAYS late for school when with her and had a packet of crisps thrown at them for breakfast.
But she's A Star so is perfectly entitled to do this innit!
* It did not show up within the two hour broadcast slot! Will they give it another chance to fuck-up their schedules?
9.5.24 - wonder if it knows Ali Express are using H's image to flog these rather tacky items? Bear in mind it went ballistic previously when someone was flogging the "Hello you cunt!" mugs, or perhaps it has sanctioned this garbage to land the Ali Express gig to begin with? You know the score, "A bit of pocket money for 'Arv" which inevitably ends up in Mummy's bin? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4826111/katie-price-harvey-mug-shirt-removed-ebay/
* So now we know why it dodged the Ali Express flog-a-thon; It had a far more important date at some tacky birfday party where it shoiwed up looking completely HILARIOUS showing off all those revolting tattoos and a classy miniskirt asking if her bum looks big in this?.....maybe, but the main thing is she is making a total arse of herself
What an absolute, utter laughing-stock it it truly is!

Podcast Garbage -
2.5.24 - As to all this bilge its spouting in this week's Crapcast about the Trustees letting her off etc, ponder this question. Why would the Trustees be pushing for a public examination if she was providing info they have been asking for since Day One?? Plus look at the barrister involved too - specialists in what they call 'contentious bankruptcy' as in the person is not cooperating - are they really going to simply sign her off? I think not!! And its HMRC she's pissing about with too. Also do not lose sight of the fact The Big Guns were sent in back in November 2023 - the forensic investigators - there would be no need for all that extra immense expenditure if someone is actually co-operating.
* and as for this new-found "Fitness regime" - "So I'm in the gym, being healthy, being focused and being positive."'
Yes of course you are Kipper. That all started magically 2 days after The Sun said you had a warning about the bankruptcy and shortly before some other hearings where your being a drug-raddled booze hound may have mattered . Funny that!
* Crapcast Quote of the Week! - "The public are influenced, but you've got my words from me here when I say I'm not mentally able and stable to go into court at the moment.
She's quite OK to flit-off on 'oliday where it was quoted as being "Happy & relaxed...", perfectly able to go out with Legohead flaunting itself, it has the ability to do various Twat Toks flogging rubbish and of course Talking About MEEEEEEEEEEEE and Mentawl 'Elf whilst blaming The Exes for everything endlessly on crapcasts and other mediums.

9.5.24 - This week's basinfull of utter bilge. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2924/2924327-67783638d70cf66d2db7ad1787ced68a.mp4 It consists mostly of Edna congratulating herself on her incredible Pregnancy (because she is the only woman EVVA to have given birth once, let alone twice!)
Pod run down....recorded Sunday at 9.20am very quiet at her side, no children interrupting like SFP had.
* Skank does reiterate that she is NOT going to attend the BH next week either because she's "GOT TO take H to say goodbye to his doctor who is retiring" - now thats a "Scanty" excuse if ever I heard one!! She said Harvey calls him his "Balls doctor" because of treatment he had to give him. Her and Sophie laugh about this on the podcast. Really? Sharing a vulnerable adults medical history on a public platform is funny ?!! That should have been edited out but then poor Harvey does not seem to have anyone to advocate for him, just Mummy to use & abuse as and when she wants to
* It's basically a pod about Edna's pregnancy today, I bet KP is secretly seething she is not preggers.
* It starts off talking about her lips and that she had them done again and AFP had a go at her!! She said they were sore today (good) but she knows what she is doing, actually she wanted more put in but Ellie said no.
* Self Love she declares - , SFP said Self harm.
* She gets insta messages about her lips (critical ones presumably), she replies 'We don't all have MH or perfect lives, so I'm 'appy their lives are perfect'
* After the pod recording she's off to SFP for a woast, SFP asks her to pick up potatoes and peas. Apparently she's going to be gardening there while JJ help Harry paint (those wiggly lines at the front of the house)
* So starts talking all things pregnancy... B O R I N G!!!
* Mentions everyone around her is getting preggers, but she hasn't got a moneymaker baybay I mean 'sprog' in her, so she gets to play with Albert instead (or JJ).
*Edna had a private scan at 6 weeks and the NHS one at 12. KP goes on about Jett was the worst pregnancy because she ballooned and she knew Junior was a boy (sorry to embarrass J she says). Interesting to see her apologise for mentioning Junior so she must be trying to suck up to him for whatever reason - he's obviously made it clear he does not want her talking about him, good lad.
* Now talking baby prams - Baybay is due 6th November
* Quick bit on the pod tour, KP is being healthy, so not even one glass of prosecco with dinner, she can't remember the last time she was like this, getting fit and healthy, so no prosecco on the tour...SFP says she might get the zero stuff. Hahahahahah!!
* It mentions H coming home on the 14th, no mention of her BH or court.
* Still hinting she wants lots of presents for her birthday from her fans on the meet and greet (don't bother guys, she will just chuck them on a pile in the MM!)
* Back to the baybay, took SFP 3 weeks to get preggers.
* Skank wants to go to a garden centre that afternoon and buy Albert whatever he wants (More spending eh skanky??)
* She joined a group chat with old cronies from school
* Next was bay bay names - Laurie & Olive
* Even worse skanky still wants Disney names or Royalty, Queen, Duchess, blah blah blah.
* Edna asks her if she got matching tattoos with JJ, JJ calls her that, why she got it done and covered up an ex's face with a lily.
* Listeners questions, on about when she ran for MP, KP can't remember what it was really for, called a bandana a balaclava.
* Her best surgery is her boobs -
* Life advice, just someone with a child with disabilities saying what an inspiration skank is and how she has followed her journey with Harvey. Skank adds that she's still going through the school thing with Harvey and the local authority. Tick Tock Katie.
* Still tickets for the tour available. (unsurprisingly................................)
* She's going to the gym and then to Edna's for that woast wiv Legohead. She's reminded what she needs to pick up on the way while SFP pops out to get paint and a croissant. Skank thinks she will be doing her roasties for them, but Harry says he is cooking.
* So nothing of interest this week, just boring. just felt like it was confirmed she will be a no show next week.

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
It's all lies, every damned thing that exits her gob. She is someone who will tell a bare-faced lie then project what she says or does onto others.
"Women are getting surgery too young...............I didn't do nuffin on my face until I was in my forties" (She started on her lips, botox, facelifts etc in her thirties)
Slagged off people not sticking to COVID regulations (this coming from her, swanning off on holiday all the time)
There are a million other examples of her hypocracy floating about (like adopting a Nigerian orphan or training to be a paramedic) Anyway the point of this was when she was on Loose Women she straight up denied that she was bankrupt or anywhere near there, when she inssted that the papers were all printing lies and all that had happened was a few of her companies had been liquidated! (Just "a few...") Then lo and behold, it turned out Skanky had lied yet again! So all this about being excused is most likely more lies. You're going down skank, faster than you did on Pete in the lift!
* And as for this alleged "upgrade" she scored on her Cheap 'Oliday to Cyprus, just how "A-List" is she that her mate needs to beg & grovel to the hotel for an upgrade on her behalf? I doubt that even happened but if it is true oh how times have a changed.
"Excuse me Mr Hotel Reception, my drug addicted, animal abusing, drink & drug driving convicted friend who has lost lost custody of 4/5 children is having a really hard time just now, could you possibly give her a free upgrade when she arrives next week on the day she is supposed to be attending a hearing for her first of her two bankruptcies which she is doing all she can to avoid?"
"Why of course we can! She can have our palatial bridal suite - we'll chuck those honeymooners out for her!!"

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" -
3.5.24 - Here we go again with this particular con-trick from the Scamstress. "Just follow our 30 accounts to be in with a chance to win empty boxes or some cheap old crap aka fake designer 'andbags! Woo Hoo!!"

and heres The Sun remarking about it - They're on it's case at every single opportunity these days
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27702655/double-bankrupt-katie-price-gives-away-jail/
* The latest moneyspinner is Cameo where she will record a personal video for you - for a huge fee obviously. This new venture to make money is "CAMEO SHOUT OUT" which these cretins have both joined - she is charging £120 and he is charging £32

* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!-
These are the Noo Tatts on the lovebirds, a declaration of LURVVVVE SB has been covered with a lily flower though
3.5.24 - Its refill time folks, a few more gallons of seawater and botulism for the skanky one. Wonder/wander if the gob top up is to try to straighten out her wonky trap? Either way what a fucking state it is
Just one point though, does this idiot not understand every time she gets her lips or arse done "for free" that
A) she looks like a bigger cunt than ever &
B) dear 'ol HMRC will still want their cut of the tax from the "gift"
therefore if its £500 for her lips they will just add £100 on to this year's tax bill that she clearly won't pay anyway. (And that's being generous - if she was just paying corporation tax she will likely owe them more that that as she doesn't have any companies now).
4.5.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27717742/bratz-doll-katie-price-shows-off-huge-new-lips/
Not bad though considering her Mental 'Elf is so very bad she can't drag her plastic arse to face the music in Court, plus theres her morbid terror of needles................................... However this Bratz doll image it aspires to is coming along nicely, albeit her actually looking like one that fell into a bonfire accidentally
* Oh yes and heres the "practitioner" of skank's masterfull assfetiks - it seems theres a lynch-mob after her in Scotland for her handiwork Katie Price's beautician at centre of probe after woman got bum lift in Scots hotel meeting room before hospital dash | The Scottish Sun
* a comment on the Mail regarding it's Goodyear Blimp Lips

* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
* An oldie but it still rings true today https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-branded-a-despicable-mother-412690

* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc -
8.5.24 - here we go with Twollz again, they're sending drones over her place again to spy in her dontcha know!
Dropped herself in it again though by showing more horses that she allegedly has, plus there are the ponies and another two supposedly stabled in Essex. But look, how quaint. One horse for each bankruptcy!
Nothing to see here, leave me alone, I'm minted!

* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
4.5.24 - Out comes H for an airing again Actually this is an old photo from the same sort of rubbish article from the beginning of March when It managed a ten minute visit to the railway station to make it appear Wot a Grate Mum She Iz Innit! And she's wearing those amusing Herman Munster boots again too Katie Price beams as she takes son Harvey on trainspotting trip after revealing she wants to look like a Bratz doll | The Sun Don't these journos realise they're being hoodwinked by the skank into believing she actually IS doing something H would like? In reality she's probably got a nail appointment and he's going to be stuck in the corner with his Ipad for hours on end waiting for her https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13172579/Katie-Price-Harvey-pamper-Brighton.html
* And some more Utilise Harvey for £s - Here it is purposely tormenting him into reacting with a barrage of swearing by taking one of a stack of chocolate brownies it has provided. (Awl elfy stuff innit?) No wonder the lad is chronically obese when any progress the residential make is undone the micro-second "Mummy" appears on the scene with her camera.


Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"-
4.5.24 - you will note absolutely no mentions of J&B since that recent Court hearing. Proof enough that she's lost custody!

The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack -
5.5.24 - recent drone photos of the Shitty Shack show the state of the place AND all the vehicles parked outside. Allowing a couple for her flunkies plus PFP's truck, why the hell does a bankrupt have so many vehicles, especially when it has NO DRIVING LICENCE anyway?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27648885/katie-price-lose-mucky-mansion-homeless-bankrupt-arrest/#

* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters

* The Media Sticking it to Her or Grovelling After her -
2.5.24 - This is surely in the "Sticking It To Her" category
/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13370639/Katie-Price-Peter-Andre-parent-wars-nightmare-clashes-KATIE-HIND-Princess.html By Katie Hind For The Daily Mail -bPublished: 12:08, 2 May 2024 |
"For years, it was a matter of bemusement for parents at the school gates.
If Katie Price and Peter Andre’s children arrived on time, it was a clue they were staying with their dad. If they were late, they were with their mum.
‘It was like a guessing game,’ says one former parent at the East Sussex school. ‘It became a bit of a running joke and was much discussed in the playground. When they arrived with Pete it was calm, when it was Katie it was chaos and there was often an entourage.’
Today, siblings Junior, 18, and Princess, 16, are grown up and launching showbusiness careers of their own. This week it was revealed that Junior who is pursuing a singing career, is dating an influencer named Jasmine Orr, 23. I’m told Andre has met her and ‘approves’.
In the coming weeks Princess, who made her modelling debut in January with Pretty Little Thing after signing a four-figure deal with the brand, will be announcing what has been described as a ‘huge new deal’. Other brands are vying to work with her thanks to her 700,000-strong social media following.
Both (kids) appear to have reached their teenage years relatively unscathed, despite their mum and dad’s very public divorce in 2010, the bitter fallout and the subsequent high-profile relationships and personal turmoil of Price. Glamour model Price and singer Andre, who catapulted to fame with his washboard abs in the video for his hit single Mysterious Girl in 1995 were, in the Noughties, Britain’s most famous reality couple. But after their split, their lives took very different paths.
Andre has taken a step back from the limelight and has been happily married since 2015.
Price, 45 – who is holidaying in Cyprus after missing her latest High Court hearing following her second bankruptcy – this week unveiled a new tattoo, matching with her new boyfriend, 31-year-old reality TV star JJ Slater from Married at First Sight.
And it is Andre that friends credit for the fact Princess and Junior are said to be ‘very well adjusted’ teenagers.
For Price and Andre have approached parenting from totally opposite ends of the spectrum. And this, the Mail can reveal, has led to numerous clashes between the pair.
In fact, relations are so bad that they are not even able to speak directly to one another, instead using lawyers to make arrangements and decisions over their children.
‘It has been a thing of nightmares at times,’ says one friend of the couple.
‘Katie doesn’t have the same respect for manners and decency as Peter. He is a traditional family man who wants his children well turned out in every aspect.’
After meeting on ITV’s I’m A Celebrity back in 2004, the couple began dating and a year later Junior arrived. Three months after he was born, in September 2005, they wed at Highclere Castle in Hampshire – where Downton Abbey was filmed – with Price arriving in a horse-drawn carriage, dressed in a light pink ‘meringue-style’ gown.
It was reality TV’s answer to a royal wedding. In fact, their ‘love story’ was such a ‘cultural phenomenon’ that they were paid more than £1million for the rights by OK! magazine and that edition remains one of their highest selling ever.
Then in June 2007, Price gave birth to Princess. But within two years, Price and Andre announced they had separated.
At the time, Price told me that her life was ‘over’ but it wasn’t long before she was dating cage fighter Alex Reid. Andre remained single, stating he wanted to provide a stable home for his children. Junior was starting school and Andre was adamant that both of his children got a good education. Andre encouraged Junior – who was a promising singer – to apply to the BRIT school in London, the leading performing and creative arts school in the UK.
Katie Price, meanwhile, faced some personal challenges with a succession of failed relationships and numerous convictions for driving offences including a 16-week suspended jail sentence for drink-driving. She has been declared bankrupt twice and reportedly faces losing her home – dubbed her ‘Mucky Mansion’ because of its dilapidated state – in the village of Dial Post in West Sussex because of a £750,000 tax bill. Price – who has had 16 boob jobs – films for adult video website OnlyFans to make a living.
‘There was of course a fear that Junior and Princess could go off the rails,’ a friend who has known the family for many years told me.
‘They have seen Katie live an entirely wild life ever since they were toddlers so Pete has been adamant that they get an education under their belt that cannot ever be taken from them.’
Meanwhile, Peter Andre has distanced himself from the reality TV lifestyle. Before a concert in 2010 at the Plymouth Pavilions, he was treated for kidney stones by Dr Ruaraidh MacDonagh – who introduced him to his medical student daughter Emily.
‘Emily and I realised we had feelings for each other and two years after meeting at Plymouth Pavilions, we were married,’ Andre has said.
Junior and Princess share Andre’s house with Emily, now an NHS doctor, and their three half siblings, Amelia, ten, Theo, seven, and a newborn daughter named Arabella Rose.
The slogan Chez Andre, is, I’m told, ‘Boundaries’. ‘Princess’s boyfriends aren’t allowed to stay around Pete’s,’ says a friend of the singer. ‘Whereas Katie lets them at hers when she is there.
Pete provides stability. It’s traditional family values, work ethic, treat people how you want to be treated.
‘It’s about family time, family traditions and memories. There are BBQs in the summer, roast dinners on a Sunday. At Katie’s, it’s a bit more of a KFC culture.’
Those who know Junior Andre well say that he is a ‘credit’ to his parents. They add that he is ‘loyal’ to his mother but is aware that how she lives her life isn’t ‘particularly helpful’ to him or his younger sister.
At an industry party last year, a mutual friend of Andre told me how her teenage daughter wanted her picture taken with Junior. He was happy to oblige. But unlike many teenage boys, Junior showed courtesy and consideration for the 15-year-old girl, asking: ‘Is it OK if I put my arm around you?’ That was Pete,’ says the pal. ‘He has been doing his very best to instil respect towards others. He was such a polite young boy.’
While Price has been rightly praised for her dedication to her severely disabled son Harvey, 21, the product of a short-lived romance with ex-football player Dwight Yorke, it is possible she allows Junior and Princess more leeway than their dad.
Last September, Princess was pictured holding a shot glass for the camera at a showbusiness party in Liverpool with Price and her then on-off boyfriend Carl Woods. Though ‘insiders’ close to Price insisted that Princess had ordered only a non-alcoholic Fanta, Andre was furious.
‘Princess is too young to drink and a photo like that which ended up all over social media was upsetting for him,’ says a source close to Andre. ‘He worries about Princess, she is a teenage girl growing up in the public eye, with a mum who loves attention. You can’t blame him.’
So, as she prepares to announce her new deal, will the pitfalls of fame that have tripped up Katie Price also befall her daughter?
‘Absolutely not, no way,’ says a pal of Andre. ‘He will be watching her like a hawk..................."
* and this Reckon they're pointing the finger at all it's abhorrent LIES.
/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13374887/Katie-Price-claims-court-mental-health-missing-bankruptcy-hearing-Cyprus.html
3.5.24 - The Sun here with an indicator to the Forensic Accountants that skank IS intending to carry on with the butchery plans
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27714225/katie-price-surgery-biggest-boobs-reduced/
7.5.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27756663/katie-price-trolled-for-dirty-habit-as-she-sparks-row/ All about her slobbing about on kitchen worktops as discussed here - Yoo hoo Sun journos!!
* and this one from The Star www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-wows-fans-biggest-3274935
8.5.24 - Here we go on her latest Lie Fest - "The Celeb Wot Waped MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Police poised as Katie Price blurts out name of her celebrity rapist to TV crew - Oh No They Didn't! — LiveJournal
* Heres Popbitch alleging that its all been timed to co-incide with Pete Yew Cunt's new album release, the birth of his 4th child and his next West End show That and another deflection and a reason WHY she will not be at the next Bankruptcy hearing next week if course
* The Sun here sniggering about the Goodyear Blimp lips again https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27790317/katie-price-fans-spot-bizarre-body-detail-new-video/
9.5.24 - Laughing AT her not with her!! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13398007/Katie-Price-45-shows-tattoos-tiny-crop-mini-skirt-enjoys-date-night-boyfriend-JJ-Slater-31-fashion-party.html The comments are brilliant though