Katie Price 44 Wiki

Resumé
* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP etc-
* Bankruptcy here we come Again AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!
* Court Cases - #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Dimwit's Corner - The Flying Monkey's Favourite Perch -
* Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief & The Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption (In yer dweems skanky!)
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
* Plasterclasses!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* Pie Gate# The Reprise-
* F4J Dive In on the Skank & Everybody Else Now -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack -
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, the media created her ... the media will destroy her ... tick tock
Snow White and the Seven Mugs.

Yeah and we thought it was just the Nokia she kept up there............................... Bear in mind this is precisely what she has accused AR with and called it "Discustink". Double standards again eh skanky?
16.4.24 - bearing in mind the current situation in the Middle East, heres a comment that popped up on an article

* Coleen Rooney will be having a word with the Old Man about this seeing as he does have a liking for Grannies (allegedly!)
* Kate Trunchbull
But this says it all about the current nightmare

Resumé -
So what's occurring in Skankyland then?? Well, skanky has passed her paramedic training, she's written another autobiography, got an album coming out, given up alcohol, been down the gym every day in between her therapy sessions and cooking for five kids, got her business empire back, threw a massive engagement party where she announced she was pregnant ( or was it stagnant?) and announced she’s the new presenter of Top Gear- apart from that , nothing really

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
15.4.24 - What's this? Skank angling for a gig on the Eurovision due to her previous experience as a "Former Contestant"!?? FFS they'd have to be insane if they take her on what with "singing" along to all the massive hits on offer, making it "Awwwwllllll abaaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", just generally being its normal totally odious self & being about as welcome as an arse boil. And don't forget she didn't actually represent UK so WHY would they want her anyway? No this is more of her 'manifesting' nonsense, same as she does all the other times with Strictly, CBB, IACGMOOH etc, when she thinks if she throws around enough suggestions somebody will be stupid enough to give her a slot on one of them!

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."-
6.4.24 - Bein' awll sekksi (letting one rip)
Here it is - so desperate for attention it does attend the opening of an envelope (but not a summons though because The Post Boc Bandits take ALL of those)

Looking gooooood!!

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for Skank, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman !!
or to paraphrase the first verse of the Kinks:
The tax mans taken all my dough
And left me in a shitty hole
Lazin on a sunny afternoon
My fake boyfriend's run off with my car
And gone back to his ma and pa
Telling tales of drunken cruelty.
I can't even ride my horse,
The bailiffs taken that of course
Lazin on a sunny afternoon
Save me, save me from this squeeze
I've got two big knockers trying to suffocate me,

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP etc-
9.4.24 - yes we have been forewarned - the next bookfull of shite comes out in July!
Bet she's already spent the advance before the Bankruptcy lot could swipe the 40% In that photo looks like she's actually had a face transplant and it's being rejected or like she's wearing a Bo Selecta mask! If that was the best picture out of the batch........................................ well indeedy!
* Suggested chapters for the latest Skanky book of lies.
1. This time I’m finally telling the truth
2. My multiple sexual assaults
3. My tips on being a great mum
4. All men are mean, nasty and abusive, apart from my latest one
5. My worst ever ADHD, PTSD and broken feet
6. How to survive 30 years as a top model
7. A special kind of bankruptcy, times two.
8. How to spend your life grifting and get away with it

Bankruptcy here we come Again AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!-
8.4.24 - This is interesting - skank moving 'Oop North" eh? Maybe the parting of the ways with the Clan Grifter matriarch is bigger than we thought in that skank is distancing from the whole tribe, but it doesn't seem likely it would leave the Home Counties, the proximity to London/Essicks, Brighton etc. Why stop there skanky? The Arctic Circle is lovely!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27174345/katie-price-buy-dream-home-yorkshire
Wonder/wander if HMRC know she's in the market "to buy another house" then??? Truth be told the Sun have lifted this from a pisstake site called the Wakefield news where they've taken photos of it from other sites and replaced the venues into Wakefield, hence the Priscilla do the other week was in Wakefield and the gruesome spa pictures were also in Wakefield Spa. The Sun fell for it hook line and sinker
* In fact this is the only place in Wakefield that'll take her
Incidentally in this same article The Sun have stated that "J&B live with their father Kieron" - are they hinting at something or is it the usual non-researched piffle?? Either way skank will be LIVID!
8.4.24 - Just appeared in a legal publication, the appointment of Trustees in the Skankruptcy #2. (Trustees are already in place for the first edition) Its on the move woo hoo!!!
Katrina Price | Appointment of Trustees | The Gazette So Trustees appointed, explained briefly here:-
"To carry on the business of the bankrupt for the purpose of winding it up for the benefit of the unsecured creditors; To bring or defend legal proceedings in relation to any claim by or against the bankrupt; To apply to the court for possession and sale of the bankrupt's home" So yes looks like she gonna lose the lot! WOO HOO!!
9.4.24 - Another rag has bought-into the notion that skank would even DWEEM of relocating to Wakefield when she "sells" the Shitty Shack - as if?????!!!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-eyes-up-latest-32537539
More crap reporting yet again. She went to Thailand last year, not the Maldives so thats wrong for a start
"The Mirror reported earlier this year that Katie faces a probe into how she funds her lifestyle despite being £3.2million in debt. Her bankruptcy trustees had spent weeks drawing up a dossier of all her recent deals ahead of a court meeting. She enjoyed trips to the Maldives, Portugal, Spain and Turkey last year alone."
* We already know why she will get away with ALL this though - its simple really. Hers is a different type of bankruptcy as she's already stated as FACT because she’s minted you see. Oh and the house is safe, no one can touch the house. Oh and she can spend what she likes, when she likes cos she’s speshul you see and the Insolvency Practitioner will fall in love with her cos she’s awl seksi and bewful...................... Thats how it is!
9.4.24 - The Sun report that skanky has had the final warning letter from the Bankruptcy Court about her non co-operation. Tick Tock skanky - The Sun are waiting like the rest of us Katie Price 'not co-operating' in bid to pay back £3.2m debt - leaving her bankrupt indefinitely | The Sun
and Google News https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.5.0&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-376-pie-gate-gate-gate-kp-still-looks-a-state.44790%2F&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Famp%2Fs%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftvandshowbiz%2F27206838%2Fdouble-bankrupt-katie-price-strict-warning-debt%2Famp%2F&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=fdd531167d0013226ca7935b579e764e&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
10.4.24 - heres The Sun sniggering about remarks like "The Taxman will be pleased!" as regards skanky bragging about her "Bestseller book"
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27236972/katie-price-new-book-top-of-charts-double-bankruptcy/
16.4.24 - and another item to add to the pile. KP EQUESTRIAN LLP filing history - Find and update company information - GOV.UK (company-information.service.gov.uk)

Court Cases - #Criminaljunkie -
10.4.24 - Court cases abound in the next few weeks. It is alleged that 12th is one for the kid's (explaining pretty well the appearance of That Video), then another on the 16th which will be one of the bankruptcies and another towards the end of the month but they could in fact be any number of further driving offences it committed so we will have to wait for the Red Tops "outing" her again Will it actually turn up this time or get "Signed off" again?
* Lest we forget, NONE of these incidents EVER resulted in an arrest nor a conviction so they too are LIES n'est pas?
https://youtu.be/K5l78NmuVoQ

Dimwit's Corner - The Flying Monkey's Favourite Perch -
9.4.24 - the cretins are sharing that awful video for their Leader https://tattle.life/attachments/2865778/
10.4.24 - Junior has now blocked this lot from his page, understandably

Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief & The Media Showmance-
* Even skank acknowledges he's a Plonker Looks like the skank might be getting a Noo Kitching though - she must have been eaten alive with jellussy over Edna's B&Q disaster
5.4.24 - it's "gushing" over Legohead's ripped bod - - never fear, it won't be long before she's "slamming & swiping" at him like all his predecessors that she cannot let go of.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13275227/Katie-Price-gushing-boyfriend-JJ-slater-shirtless-gym.html
The comments are as to be expected, ie BRUTAL
6.4.24 - Legohead has a doppleganger! Fortunately he is serving life so n'ere the twain shall meet lest skank might want to "interview" him.
8.4.24 - Run Forrest Legohead, RUN!!!! Nevertheless the Sun have picked it up and presented this rubbish - exactly what she intended them to do. Katie Price drops HUGE hint Married At First Sight boyfriend JJ has PROPOSED on cosy cabin holiday | The Sun Surely he'd have to at least like the thing before marrying it?
Jeez its really twying to Big-Up this complete lameoid
* Heres the Mail running with her porkie-pie about Legohead proposing to her! Of course he did https://tattle.life/attachments/img_9023-png.2863620/
10.4.24 - Oh what fun! The idiot puts out this heavily edited image showing his sculpted abs and handsome face - trouble is that The Truth is far from this because he's a short-arsed, squinty-eyed dwarflet covered in horrid tattoos.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27218134/katie-price-jj-slater-topless-mucky-mansion-huge-tattoo/ And heres the "story" they squeezed from this festering boil of a posting from the thing.
Actually it merely proves that this boy is an absolute tit in every possible way, largely for allowing himself to be recruited by the thing to start with
16.4.24 - this twonk really thinks he's 'arrived' now for here he is tagging ol' BackEnd so they can sell these scintillating photos onwards for him
* Good grief.... How old was he then...? About 5 maybe?
"He even confesses to messaging Katie years ago in a bid to strike up a romance, but he was ignored until he caught the TV star's eye when she watched on the Channel 4 show."
Of course he caught her eye (the wonky one)! FFS she was recruiting Noo Egg #3699 even though she was still stringing SB along at the time - she does all her recruitment on those shitty reality progs on the telly so it was inevitable she'd get around to him eventually! But as in old-habits-die-hard she'll cheat on him like she does every other poor sod she's latched onto then lie & pretend it was the other way round, after which she will falsely claim he was the bad guy when she gets bored, ditches him, and dine out on it for years. A tale as old as time itself. Incidentally, we've had near-identical articles where her other victims have said this in similar stages of their relationship - not surprising given she's a textbook love bomber. (Offhand Boyson appears to be The Only The One who did not cheat on MEEEEEEEEEEE and has not has this accusation levelled at him by the skank).
* He’s getting ripped to shreds for being with Skanky by people who actuammy like him on his latest IG post with the flowers. The usual #bekind suspects have turned up to defend her, like good 'ol good old Lou who is in there defending her BFF yet again. Dear old Legohead is every bit as fame hungry as his predecessors, he obviously thought engaging in this showmance would get him somewhere when in fact it’s really not when even his followers are giving him grief over it. Poor little lad!
Poor lil' Lego gets trapped in between Phil and Grant

Clan Grifter Gossip-
5.4.24 - Uh-oh it looks like AFP has been drawn back into the fold - probably been left to oversee the kids whilst skank is on 'oliday again. It was only a matter of time of course until the old bat reappeared but is this photo even recent - it looks like her old place? On the other hand, skank still hasn't ventured across the Solent to visit AFP although SFP has crossed twice in the past few weeks
* Back on January the Graundiad was printing all sorts of shite from the skank, this trash being part of it. "Pinching" a baby eh? (Was grounded a lot, and out of spite took it out on your baby sister) One can only wonder/wander what AFP's "parties" were like considering we know all about skanky's 'owse partys
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Surrogacy & Adoption (In yer dweems skanky!) -
5.4.24 - so with the safe arrival of Pete & Emily's baby girl, guess who's off on a mission to "Switch The Focus Onto MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"? Yes here we go with the usual old BS about her getting her claws into another baby (purely for the money), even though she's a dried-up, barren old husk that NONE of the legions of blokes since K have been able to impregnate
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-defiant-sixth-baby-32516631
What a load of waffle. She can be determined as much as she likes but that won't make it happen, her desperation is as obvious as her wonky norks because she has nothing else left to sell for media headlines any longer when she's worn out and certainly outdated these days,and yet for all that she seems to think her having A Behbeh would make a Judge think twice about imprisoning her. Wrong - there are plenty of women's prisons with Mother and Baby units
" the insider claimed. "She did IVF with Carl but it didn't work for them and the hope of a sixth baby hasn't gone away.''
* We went down this path before with another of her toadying Superfans who was going to surrogate for the thing and SB, however once this woman saw for herself The Real Skanky, the state of the Shitty Shack and after the way she treated this woman and her children when they visited her, well that tenuous "friendship" was over and done with rapidly within the day. Is this other surrogate superfan even real or in reality is it just one of her sock puppets?. Never mind - we shall just let it carry on flapping her big fish lips as much as she can because she wants people to think she could have a baby when Troof be told it ain't gonna happen! EVER!!
"After hearing the news, an insider revealed: "Seeing Pete and Emily and the family they have together just highlights the subject of babies even more. She's interested in what's happening with them and likes to be updated by their kids".
Of course she does! She's keeping tabs on them even now!
6.4.24 - The crazed fan/surrogate posted this. They forgot to edit the date out though so if this nutjob IS preggers then it must be an elephant Pregnancy! Coincidentally both Edna and skanky's mate Lou were pregnant that very year so draw your own conclusion as to who this headcase actually is.

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
6.4.24 - It states that its now on a "Health Kick" but exactly what weird kind of health kick involves pumping God knows what into your face and arse, then it has some idiot take out a few ratty hair extensions and now describes itself as "Natural"? . I presume when she goes to Thailand we will see pics of her at the resort gym carrying on her “health kick” followed by copious amounts of hideous bikini photos by the pool trying desperately to be secksi, followed by it back at home looking "all refreshed" after a couple of weeks being sunburnt under Gas Mark 6, minus a few litres of sucked out fat & new tits scaffolded up. Odds-on she likely has an important "appointment" or two before departure then will fly off immediately afterwards to avoid the fallout.
16.4.24 - Boasting about it's "Fitness addiction" by using an OLD PHOTO! This was taken before those ghastly knee tattoos were completed so NOT recent, unless of course they're of such great quality that they're wearing off but it seems these are old photos - the hideous tats were fully present at the last JYY foter sesh.

Plasterclasses!-
7.4.24 - Rescheduled Plasterclasses are due to begin on 20th April - are we taking bets as to whether these will also be cancelled??? They are still promoting at least one as having Princess there, the only problem with that is the FACT of P and her brother are both actually in Australia visiting their grandmother and family so they're not likely to be around for skank to drag out to her shite Plasterclasses!
15.4.24 - Lucky ol' Sheffileld and Bolton! Please let us take a moment to spare a thought for the unfortunate people of Sheffield and Bolton and for those lost souls who have paid for one of the "last few tickets" to kneel before the altar of Satan herself. May their cries of "I want a full refund!!!" fall upon the deafened ears of those who tried in vain to warn them... Amen

Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap-
6.4.24 -

Flogging JYY shite using the faymuss "Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face" pose plus its also wearing Herman Munster's bestist boots. Why the hell does she imagine this will sell JYY's crap??
* Flogging more useless crap that clearly doesn't work on any level This witch-doctor's blend is another item from the Skinny Foods lot for whom she got slung off one of her sm's recently for promoting rubbish that doesn't work (especially if you don't actually use it and are just pretending you do). She's such a snake oil peddler!
* Now here we have the thing advertising CBD oil which has not only sorted out her 'Severist evah!' ADHD, it has also cured her Browken Trotter pain, arthritis, the lot! ! Bankruptcy judge take note - skanky has been cured so she can come to your party woo hoo!! Hallelujah & praise be!
*She's hawking collagen drinks and says it's made her skin and hair great......what in 5 minutes since you were sent the product!? This announced by the creature with a face like a ploughed field with her own hair ripped out by ridiculously long extenshuns and dyed black! Yeah really 'elfy all round innit?
9.4.24 - and pushing more dodgy crap - Skanky is advertising Supreme CBD oil on IG. She mentions her mostest severist evva ADHD and says the oil keeps her calm (This raving basket case????) Also that she now has arthritis from when she broke her feet. How is she still getting paid to promote products when he’s not a good advert for anything? Just ask Twat Tok Shop who elbowed her after a series of complete disasters
12.4.24 - looks like more JYY crap emerging for spring/summer to flog to the Kipperati. Why has it got a butterfly or wings on its huge arse anyway? Hideous garment / hideous moddle too
15.4.24 - So its attributing her "smooth skin, shiny hair, strong nails" to this drink, but same day she starts advertising it, she has skin treatment at LA salon, has keratin treatment on her hair and now new extensions in, along with a fresh new talons installed!

Podcast Garbage-
9.4.24 - advertising the crapcast tour, now in Tyneside in June. Comments sound impressed

11.4.24 - amidst the furore it still puts this rubbish out https://auddy.com/shows/entertainment/the-katie-price-show
*To be honest the pod was just talking about what she had done with the kids over the school holidays & going to Thorpe Park today. BORING! Nevertheless.............;
*Talks about the kids a lot and relates the cheating question near the end to KH.
* Bunny hasn't had her phone for 4 weeks, says her dad can buy a Nokia phone so they can just text. (Making out she's never stopped K from seeing them)
* This bit though is incredible - speaking of phones skank pronounces .'Young kids don't need a phone unless it's to contact your (sic) parents or something."
* And this too "But if you're young you don't really leave your kids anyway do you....well I don't.' Fucking LIAR!!
I hope someone's told Dim Lynne the bad news about her job now that Stay at Home Mum Price is with the kids 24/7
*Katie’s missed doing the pod. Sarcastic faux concern for Sophie being ill but she soon brings it back to "MEEEEEEEEEE" and tells us she’s ill too.
*According to the papers she’s engaged and selling up and moving to Yorkshire.
* She and JJ are apparently going to be Sexperts.
*So many bullshit stories about MEEEEEEEEE! – she can’t keep up. Why do the papers keep printing it – she’s cross because the “professionals” around her believe it all and it’s “just not the case.” (Professionals, as in connected to “all the stuff going on behind the scenes”) N.B, in my opinion this is the ONLY interesting snippet of information in the entire 30 minutes! What “professionals” does she mean?
*Easter: done LOADS with the kids - (for the first time EVER). Ednatried to change the subject several times during this bit but KP was determined to say her piece on it.
Egg hunt. Got loads of stuff from somewhere called Flying Tiger (how can a bankrupt afford that). Muddy garden wrecked her fluffy sliders (so don’t wear them outside you dozy cow!) Jett likes the cinema “at least it gets him out the house.” Long, VERY boring chat about films they went to see and making out she’s Supermum putting up with it “for the kids.” Tries to sing Kung Fu Fighting. (turned volume down for that) Theatre – Back to the Future. Kids didn’t’ get it though, Went by train and had to film whole journey for Harvey. Meal at Gauchos (more expense?) She’s spoiled the kids by travelling world-wide with them and Bunny is always wanting caviar. (Yeah.) Longleat safari park and “Stone ‘enge “ Drove past it not visited). JJ is (apparently) quite knowledgeable and explained how the stones were put there by aliens (Jesus wept!) Also, he knows a lot about how people live in North Korea.
* She listened to a podcast by Joe Rogan and is now angling to get herself on there.
* Bunnt trying out a pony (implying she’s looking to buy her one) She’s obsessed with riding. KP always said Princess was her mini-me but Bunny is overtaking her and is the only one out of the 5 kids who loves horses like her. “ I LOVE IT" it shreiks!!
Chessington World of Adventures next thenThorpe Park.
*Then we had to sit through Edna’s Easter hols too. She went to IoW two weekends on the trot. Daniel is apparently the golden boy. Katie wants to cadge a lift next time. Edna also did a Spring Awakening Retreat and banged on about that for a bit too.
*Then a bit about “Spotifier” music. Skank said, “ I’m such a geek. Send me your playlist.” More shit singing of songs they like.
* Then a truly TERRIBLE advert by both of them about something called Shopify, an app to help you set up your business. * Then it was all about the “fucking nightmare” of Edna’s kitchen with her slagging off B&Q but then Katie brought it back to "MEEEEEEEEEEE!", slagging off her Howdens kitchen.
* KP suggesting an ‘at home’ shoot at Edna's rabbit hutch house and "Hows about they rent out both houses for shoot locations" “Once it’s done!”? They both have enormous delusions of grandeur - who wants to see Edna's poxy gaff nor skanky's filthy hovel?
*Someone’s coming to look at Edna’s garden. Grifted no doubt
* Daniel is Dennis (Mr Wilson). Fake grass etc.
*Edna wants cottage garden,, cue long boring description of what she’s got/wants.
* Skank wants a Love Island garden around the pool using Feng Shui. Wants a landscaper to come and design/sort hers out. (WHY, you dozy mare? It’s about to be bulldozed and any case it looks more like the Everglades swamp, just minus the crocodiles!!!)
*Spiders – Jett wouldn’t stay in his bedroom for two nights as there was one in there. Woke up screaming it says - exaggerating ubdoubtedly. She (insuists she cleared whole room out to find it. (Yeah right. Jett was always a huge nature-lover when with his Dad so methinks its LYING AGAIN)
* Plug for podcast tour. Going somewhere to look for costumes. Wants her face all over the fabric for a dress.(!!!!) 2 per show. Mentioned its for "performing"!! She wants the dress to come off mid-song but not telling us anymore.
* A LONG boring bit about her noo health kick. No alcohol just the Gym. Its her Noo Addiction.!! Health and fitness, not surgery.
* She's got an Addictive personality being Gemini. Doesn’t need alcohol with her personality. (Really?)
* Skank hasn’t got any extensions in.
* If she could make someone take a Truth pill. “Someone who’s done wrong to me. Truth comes out anyway. Journalists at the Sun.” She wouldn't DARE take one herself would she?)
* She hasn’t got one wrinkle! . No they are furrows & growing more like the Grand Canyon every day!
* Edna thought she was 47 and KP said “I look good for my age if I’m 47!
* "I don’t agree with cheating full stop." Ha! Pretty rich coming from the skank eh?
Thank God thats over with for another week!
15.4.24 - as to the next Live crapcasts skanky is leaving it rather late to start grifting the speshul garments she was witterring-on about the other day, ie the crap about a dress made out of a fabric with her ugly mush printed on it. Lo and behold its just started following Academy Costumes, not giving them that much notice to make her grifted freebie outfits for the podcast tour. They must dread it when her name pops up knowing its going to stick an almighty grift onto them

The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole-
10.4.24 - one might hazard a guess as to exactly HOW this dodgy video of Pudding Gate even ended up in skank's grotty mitts. Well who was working undercover for the skank at the time despite supposedly being a neutral overseer for the SS? Maybe the same person who may allegedly have been given this footage as part of the case showing how the kids are behaving after they've been with Mummy, this being someone who saw it as a way of ingratiating herself further to the skankmonster?? Step forward Lynne Rickwood the trecherous Social Wanker
17.4.24 - the fall-out from the Pie Gate accusations by the lunatic "Alicia" seems to be pointing in a specific direction with little hints given out accidentally as to its origins, such as this one This was shortly after skanky snatched the children from their father's custody & taken from this "Alicia" on the F4J post where they claim to know an awful lot about what happened with Skank and B & J when she took them. It can’t be the Ex Family Support worker LR could it???? Are they really so stupid as to out themselves like this?

Pie Gate# The Reprise-
9.4.24 - Skanky is getting absolutely desperate now for lo and behold - the video of Piegate has suddenly been produced and aired by another of her Flying Monkeys. https://tattle.life/attachments/alicia-jpg.2864667/
*How did this "person" even get this video footage and furthermore how was such a video made from a private home without the knowledge of K&M?? Or who gave it to skanky anyway? Then theres the other allegations of benefit fraud. There are too many questions here How strange though because the SS must have seen this long ago and yet K&M still have two children with them - and none of this stuff its banging-on about is a patch on what J&B have endured at the Shitty Shack for so long with witnessing violence, neglect, not being fed properly, Mummy's drug-taking & alcohol abuse, missing school and witnessing skank's sexual shennanigans with the male population of Essex. How did this video even get made in a private home???
* Basically it consists of this:- Bunny and her bed are out of sight but the pie appears to have been thrown at the bed (which would have been lit up by the landing light when Michelle opened the door) as Bunny only sees the mess when she turns the light on. Jett says "Blame it on Michelle, it's not me", then Bunny replies very passionately "It is you! ". Interestingly, the subtitles show every word, well almost every word but intentionally omit the "it is you" Bunty spat at her brother, presumably because it doesn't fit the Michelle-is-Awful narrative. The context is important and we don't know the run-up to this but Jett seems pretty unconcerned, and Bunny is only bothered about the mess on her bed.
* The captions in the video that "someone" has helpfully added don't match the audio footage either.
Bunny starts to cry about stuff being on the bed and says 'Why'
Jett says 'It isn't, me blame Michelle'
Bunny says 'It is you'.
Jett replies 'Did I chuck the pudding at you, no I didn't'
BUT there's no caption on 'It is you' The video is also cut when Jett gets into bed (supposedly scared according to the film producer), then it seems like he got out again and that was cut. Then there's a caption at the end telling us something Jett is doing something with 'an object although he does not seem "distressed" as we are supposed to believe he is.
You've got to ask WHO, as a 'concerned member of the public' would go to the trouble of adding captions to a supposed child abuse video and editing bits out - and WHY would they do this unless they had a vested interest or stood to gain something for the trouble they are trying to create? Why?
*There is a strapline at the start saying it's CCTV footage. Its hardly likely K or M would put the film out so one must question if Skank was linked to it covertly and delighted to be able to cause trouble and have evidence of same. (A Teddy Cam perhaps?)
* It was a flashpoint with Michelle of losing her rag because who knows what J had done to rile her to this degree, and bear in mind according to B it was all J's fault.
* In view of this maybe someone should share the footage of poor Bunny having to fend for herself late at night over Christmas while KP was drugged and drunk, the little girl seen on her own Twat Tok feed having to cook herself noodles and dipping uncooked crumpets in the mixture because she was starving, left un-fed by "Mummy" yet again. Those kids need stability NOW because anyone having to put up with the skank in their lives needs a fuck off sized medal. She is TOXIC.
* And bear in mind this threat it issued some time ago. Something has clearly happenned thats rattled it's cage this time.
If this release is her doing it brings her stalking to a whole new level, or perhaps not because she has a history with videos and recordings that she allegedly keeps on a series of old phones locked in a safe (when she "loses" them conveniently). She has bragged about watching people ie Kieran / Jane) have sex on CCTV, or trying to establish who exactly she shagged the night before because she was too trollied to recall the victim's identity. It likes to advertise these things to the press though. Then you have Alex who said he was filmed without consent & that video ended up in being circulated as revenge porn thats she was convicted of as we know. Skanky has form in harassment through video!
Heres Alex being interviewed about what she did to him:-
(1) Katie Price #375 Lips like a Baboon, Norks that fill a room. On another jolly, What You Call Her Dolly.. | Page 39 | Tattle Life
So we have
1) her threats to destroy him publically ( KP also threatened to release the Pudding Gate video back in December, along with her anon posters & her flying monkeys)
2) This video filmed or obtained secretly, without consent. ( This video is inside K&M private home)
3) Video shown to public without consent by this "anonymous" person
4) Retaining the video for a long time period (5 months) and then the video suddenly surfacing.
5) Passing the footage to others ( party guests and the audience at a TV show in Alex's case, supposedly random member of public in Kieran's case)
5) All designed to destroy someone, affecting their mental health and drive them to suicide.
* The crux of the matter in this hideous mess is that a supposedly 'random' poster online has chosen right now to share private footage of kids on a public site and has invited people to ask her to share it around. Even if that "random" poster IS the skank it is still wrong!
* Someone is on the F4J insta account saying that Jett was so upset he was tying a noose around his neck - he clearly isn’t in the footage but it has been typed onto the video that he was tying something round his neck (which couldn’t be made out).
They claim they got the video from a relative but they seem very invested in sharing it and tagging journalists etc in it to gain traction - what is the motive??
* Set aside the content of the video, why are they now sharing it? Presumably they has had this before today if it was being circulated, why now would a person suddenly decide it needed to be shared (especially since the kids aren’t even living there anymore - it’s not like pushing for urgent action to get the kids out).
The video shouldn’t have been shared, the content of the video is down to the police and courts to judge. We can only speculate that skank knows about the the incriminating videos Carl has shared with Kieron and is getting this one out there first so that anything that follows is discredited
* F4J have now removed the offending video; With luck the Police are looking into the person who shared this, leastways they ought to be looking after MP now as she is being shredded & threatened by the Flying Monkeys sent in by the skank.
* The Restraining Order is still in place against skank - it expires in June this year and includes indirect contact like this
She had been banned from contacting Ms Penticost directly or indirectly, under the terms of a five-year restraining order imposed at Horsham Magistrates' Court on 3 June 2019 - and had been fined £415 for hurling a foul-mouthed "tirade of abuse" at her during a row in a school playground.
* Its been mentioned that this entire thing is skank's very own Scorched Earth Policy designed to take down everybody else because she knows she's off down the shitter for her massive debts and total lack of co-operation over everything else. She does not care who she hurts or damages - not even her own children.
10.4.24 - This video is on an account called "The Pricey" -Not Katie Price's actual real Insta account. That comment though…..
https://tattle.life/attachments/0580e12e-647e-46c1-bd3a-dbe9a7f20ea9-png.2865870/
* And as for stating "Ize nevva torked abaahht it.................." - what this then eh? Yes those very same "professionals",, ie Dim Lynne, have A LOT TO ANSWER FOR don't they?? In fact skank is actually lying about her being obliged to cut short her well-deserved 'oliday over this farce - her being forced to return to UK earlier than she wanted was NOT down to anything with the children, it was the old dragon AFP's fault! AFP got the call that her grifted lungs were ready so she was off to Harefield hospital immediately, but skanky certainly didn't rush back when AFP got the call for the transplant, indeed it was touch & go if AFP would pull through after the surgery so skank was told to get home ASAP as it would look bad her being away on holiday if AFP popped her clogs, therefore, grudgingly & many days AFTER the op skanky finally came home because she didn't want the bad publicity - not because her own mother could possibly die! . Anyone else would have been straight on a plane rushing home as soon as she knew AFP was being taken into hospital and its futile her saying she didn't know, because she did. In fact skanky didn't come back until over a week after the transplant (think it was actually about 10 days!). So her early return from 'oliday was absolutely NOTHING to do with J & B so YES she's lying AGAIN. Lets hope this child custody fiasco is sorted out quickly as AFP's kidney's are in a bad way & last thing needed is her departing enabling skank to play play the trump card of grieving daughter, to stop any further court actions. Skank is probably hoping the old dragon will cark then she has the perfick excuse to get out of the shit!
* and up pops the hairdresser loony, the one skank picks up and drops as and when she needs a grifted hairdo - she's undoubtedly got multiple sms too so draw your own conclusions. Straight from skank's feotid gob and straight onto these poisonous pages
* How strange that back in November/December 2022, people kept popping up saying the video was circulating but it never went viral and no-one here saw it. Now it's everywhere. It seems like someone was able to control it when they wanted to
11.4.24 - the lunatic responsible for all this is now tagging Princess and Kierons's mother!! FGS why is this being allowed???
Now if skanky WERE innercint in this campaign she would have put a stop to it, however you can see that she is still well-aware of what's going on and undoubtedly in control of all of it too.
* So this moron admits it's abuse......and then asks people to share the child abuse onwards!! In doing so this is also considered child abuse so all the idiots who followed her lead are equally guilty!!What planet is this moron on? As as for tagging P and Wendy Hayler, this is harassment using the immediate family now, rather like when KP sent a horrible letter to a relative of Michelle's posting it from Heathrow airport as she left to go on 'oliday. (She probably thought people would think it couldn't be her because she was in the Maldives!)
* This is just such an obvious smear campaign. Massive harassment going on, Tagging relatives and people Kieran works with! The Police had better be doing something about this farce but The Flying Monkeys are dutifully carying out skanky's work as instructed and this too! Holy cow the Haylers are being crucified! https://tattle.life/attachments/2868151/ https://tattle.life/attachments/1712781588089-png.2868098/
* They saying how disgusting the photo of K and J is but seem to have forgotten about the millions of photos skank posts over HER slavering over Harvey or those dreadful ones in Turkey where she's topless and thrusting her plastics at him in a swimming pool or in the sea!!! Whats the difference eh???
* So this "Pollyanna" is saying Kieran gave her jewellery and it lasted 3 years? She was his client in 2021. Now the KP fan account is getting involved. Whatever anyone thinks about this it's not actually illegal to have an affair and what does it have to do with KP anyway after she'd divorced someone? This is shit-stirring, same as skank always does but on an epic scale this time.
* It looks like this Mad Bint has copy/pasted a reply onto her posting that she quickly removed (but too late to avoid it being captured). "Hell hath no fury.........." and all that but it could explain how that video found it's way to skanky to (allegedly) use like this, ie Pollywithherdrawersdown went running to KP when she was dumped?
* Furthermore, yesterday it was stated this hateful tape was sent to her by her brother in law, today it was sent to her by one of the victims "duped" by KH. Unfortunately, the braindeads can’t put 2&2 together (let alone count)
* Note the term "Bad Egg" - who else likes to use the Egg Word??
*Now these morons are tangling themselves in their own LIES - Someone has forgotten to switch accounts before replying maybe?!? Always very suspicious when back and forth conversations take place in comments like this when it shows an air of “Oh look how we are just communicating for the first ever time and writing it all for the world to see”. Now it looks like Alicia may in fact be Pollyanna! Alicia definitely said she got the video from her brother in law, then says she was sent it directly from KH and replies as if she’s Pollyanna? Somebody has slipped up!
Look at this
* The account suddenly goes OFF - someone has realised they're up shit-creek maybe?? This "Brother-in-law" who handed the recording over allegedly, well Edna's 'usband 'Arry has a bro-in-law called Dan doesn't he?? Edna hiding behind her old man this time?
* Its back again with more of same
12.4.24 - on top of this lot the Flying Monkeys have also been kicking-up a stink over the Gofundme set up for Kieron's legal defence to get the kid's back, indeed it got so bad that the thing has been shut down with all the allegations being thrown that he has pocketed the money from it rather than use it for purpose!!
* Another moment! Did we ever have any proof that the FULL intended charity donation from Lung Thief’s Book of Lies ever reached the intended recipients at Harefield Hospital as she'd grandly announced it would? We are not talking about bunging the hospital 1K and saying there you go, but actual proof that the clan didn’t lie and take a wedge for themselves? Did AFP Lung Thief get paid for media appearances & all the rest of it? Profits from "Sales"? About a tenner then!
Imagine if the red tops or forensic accountants cast their net wider across the clan and looked into this
13.4.24 - More crap and drivel incoming from the Flying Monkey Squadron, "More to come!" they shreik, yet if there were any other recordings or concerns they would have been seen/raised & looked into long ago, but oddly enough K&M were deemed worthy of no further action considering the mere fact they have children living with them and have contact with B unsupervised. The top and bottom of it is however much the Monkeys may try to discredit KH and MP in the hope the kids will not be allowed back in their care, exactly HOW can they justify this ONE instance of bad behaviour being worse than all the drug taking, boozing, random blokes in Mummy's bed, driving while disqualified, leaving the kids unattended etc etc??? What about the
child neglect, revenge porn, parental alienation, animal neglect resulting in multiple deaths, people and businesses ruined by her non payments to her creditors? All this is verifiable and in the public domain and still her brain dead fans & Skankettes support her and post edited videos of vulnerable children online to stir things for Their Cause
14.4.24 - posted by K today. https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240414_094148_instagram-jpg.2874287/ and as for the image of A Dad & His Son that "somebody" is trying to make into something it clearly isn't, heres his response to that too

* Meanwhile the Flying Monkeys are re-issuing those nasty photos yet again However, desperate times seek desperate measures and skank is flailing around like a man with no arms to face the consequences wherever she sticks her beak -bring it on!!
16.4.24 - word has it that the Police are now involved in the proliferation of these videos and the accompanying accusations. Let's see what emerges now

F4J Dive In on the Skank & Everybody else Now -
7.4.24 - God knows whats going on here now! It seems F4J are now battling against K&M, instead of pursuing their own agendas against skanky! This surely cannot be true can it???
This rubbish from F4J is total and utter BS - its all LIES - plus they're saying they haven't been paid either!!!!! NOT ONCE has Kieran EVER said he does not want his kids back and WHY would he when he's fought so long and hard against the thing to even gain a little bit of access to his children??!!! This is a case of Matt o'C venting his spleen onto an innocent target because he can't get at skanky, Matt is just trying to further His Cause by batterring a bloke who is already in the throes of Hell thanks to the skank. And this too - OMG!
Shame on him and F4J because they've really shown their True Colours which means F4J are actually on Team Skank now
* Exactly how can using your own GFM money be fraud anyway? K can show receipt of funds and that he has paid his solicitor's invoices, the next invoice is going to be double what he has been paying up to date and yet this bunch of embittered twats are trying to scare and BULLY someone who has already been through worse delivered by his delightful ex-wife - one who will be absolutely delighted to see him being ripped apart by this horrible man
* So he's reported this to the police and GFM - for what exactly?? Harassing someone for paying their legal bills which is what this Fund was set-up to do?? And K certainly didn't shut the gofundme down either as it is still ongoing, plus its not HIS to shut down anyway!! Actually in their post they admitted they did it for him for FREE so no case there. "Doing it for free" and him "Never paying them" are two different things surely?? Once F4J show us a copy of their signed professional services agreement with KH and associated dated invoices we can think about that one.
* All this lot are doing is confirming precisely WHY people should steer clear of F4J when they've effectively changed sides because they were not getting their own way and K was able to procure proper legal reps by using the Gofundme. And just how old is this guy - 14??? And now he’s suddenly switched onto skank's side??? Well he was easily bought off wasn’t he??
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Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!-
5.4.24 - Its definately doing all the preps for an 'oliday. Following the fish-lips & the ratty wig job now comes the Ronseal spray tan - yes Square Blob Skank Pants is orange again!!!
The comments on that though "Keep the tent - you may need it soon!" "
Or her recent bikini foters some wag wrote "They're the property of HMRC"
* Its also had the Slug-Brows re-Sharpied All this plus it has pronounced that she's "Awl Nachrul innit!" FFS!
She looks like she’s been in a fire and the firemen put the flames out with a shovel
* The LIES are coming in like kamikazi pilots now. In light of all this tweaking being done to the thing in readiness for it's well-deserved 'oliday, skanky is LYING its plastic arse off contradicting itself at every turn with BS like this:-
a. Katie says she never touched her face until she was in her 40s, yet in previous interviews she said she started that lark in her 30s. The only thing wrong there is the FACT it had it's nose done in 2007. Is whats left of her nose not on her face & therefore doesn't count?
b. In her rubbish book Love, Lipstick and Lies it stated she had Botox done by a cosmetic nurse. And this crappy tome came out in 2013 so 11 years ago.................................. LIES alright
7.4.24 - just keeping this little lie going about her "Being terrified of needles". The only needles that truly bother her are the ones done in police stations after she's been nicked yet again or by DVLA doctors that stop her getting a driving licence, apart from that this badly enacted nonsense is just a pathetic Act from it
* 'This is the most natural I've been' boasts Katie Price as she ditches extensions and make-up | The Sun It says this as it sports its latest lip-job, those ropey extensions glued into it's dyed barnet, the false eyelashes, the orange fake-tan, her Derma-planed, terribly sun-damaged skin, her hideous water-filled arse and plastic norks, the plastic talons and all the rest of its non-natural plastic additions. "All nachrul innit woo hoo!"
*

Heres the wonder tweetmint used on the skank- its absolutely incredible innit???!!!! The only drawback appears to be the effect in your eyes though..........................
* The Sun appear to be grovelling about after it having for so long been sticking it to her! Today poor skanky is being "Cruelly trolled over her Natrul Look ...........".
Katie Price cruelly trolled for her new ‘XXXL’ lips after insisting ‘this is the most natural I’ve been’ to fans | The Sun
* and having grifted this spray tan here we have the obligatory postings. Surely they should have stated they used Ronseal's Burmese Teak shed paint to coat the skank to get that amaaaaazin' orange tone ??
8.4.24 - This will be the impending Thailand trip then - guess which revolting tattoos will be removed and replaced with lovely ones of Legohead?
9.4.24 - and its grifted some more revolting tatts with Legohead
11.4.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-turns-back-surgery-32562227#comments-wrapper Of course we believe ya skanky!
This New Addiction of hers....................... hmmmmmm Is this the same fitness addiction skank had in 2018 with Boyson when skank blagged all that free gym equipment or the same fitness addiction skank had in 2019 when skank was holed up with Dreamboy Al during lockdown, or even the same fitness addiction skank had in 2020 when skank joined the gym to get fit because of her broken trotters?? Maybe its the same fitness addiction skank had in 2021 when it blagged all the free gym equipment for H and sink boy turned his garage into a gym, or perhaps the same fitness addiction skank had in 2022 when skank joined the gym with sink boy because she looked bloated in the holiday snaps? Then theres later in 2022 when skank joined a different gym after just having her tits done or then again its the same fitness addiction in 2023 when skank joined the gym because she needed to get ready for "Big things" in the pipeline but never actually went to the gym.
14.4.24 - back for another lot of grifted extnshuns then - so much for her "Luvvin' der natrul look, woo hoo!" then! No sign of Jett at the salon for hours on end waitjng for her though - perhaps he got dumped elsewhere?
16.4.24 - Katie Price issued urgent warning over 16 boob jobs by Botched, over boob - mi-pro.co.uk
17.4.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-flaunts-results-16th-32606878 More crap about it's wonky norks seemingly ghost-written by Mills & Boon
"In true Pricey style, her glossy raven locks were swept off her face to flaunt her chiselled cheekbones and jawline, accentuated with a touch of highlighter and blusher. Her locks were tied into a high ponytail, cascading freely over her shoulders."
What they really meant was
"In true Pricey style, her polyester extensions were pulled into an Essex face lift to flaunt her saline filled cheekbones and jawline, accentuated with trowelfulls of orange plasterwork with swabbed-on highlighter and blusher, using a deceptive weapons-grade filter on the lens. Her fake nylon hair was tied into a ponytail as it is impossible to style
Considering they've used really ugly pictures of her and said she's 46 , this has to be a monumental piss take. They know she's as false as fuck and butchered to buggery.

The Ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon-
11.4.24 - An interview with AR, mostly about him and his MMA career but the thing gets a few mentions https://youtu.be/j2eLUGk1VDw
* He starts off saying he lost TV deals and an advertising deal with BMW (because of her reputation presumably).
* He 'just calls her KP' but no doubt he has a lot better ones not suitable for an audience
* Says he "met" her on Facebook and she wanted to make Pete jealous (same old story then)
*He says "i started attracting negativity because of her negativity'
* This comment - "KP filmed everything without me knowing".
* "She was big news....she's less now, she's really waning' Meow Alex!
and more still - that was eye opening. Why don’t the press report on this, they are happy to make a story out of skank's inane ramblings on her pod cast.
*When he was with KP he caught the kids looking at her laptop and on the screen was a sex video. The laptop had a sex dossier with Alex, Pete and other people ( think it’s fair to surmise that she has secretly videotaped all her various partners for blackmail if needed), indeed, it appears back in 2009 skanky threatened Pete Yew Cunt that she was going to release these videos of him).
* Since they have split Alex has had 20 cases of serious threats being investigated. Something about getting threatened on Loose women, This Morning and GMT not to talk or video’s would be made public ( not sure what that means exactly, perhaps he had interviews and somebody threatened him not to mention KP)
* He still has 3 cases of harassment and threats being invested at the moment involving police forces in Manchester, Essex and Hampshire (one of those is from this year).
* He has had around 20 court hearing involving KP costing him around half a million pounds.
* The media are picking up on this now https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/my-feud-katie-price-stressful-32562302
Heres a brief transcript of the bits relevant to skank.Bits of this would support what F4J has said about abuse in KP's hands. KP was absolutely not bothered about her kids seeing videos of sex with partners and potentially their own dad as she had a collection of videos and images on the laptop they were playing with. Alex claims she filmed him and her 'every time'. He's seen more than one piece of footage of himself. So it would seem she keeps extensive footage and photos of ex-partners. Thi appears to be her Modus Operandii - She wants to destroy people so badly and feels so entitled to do it she openly shows her illegally recorded revenge porn to people such as solicitors and judges in court. She is a voyeur / sex offender and doesn't care who knows it.
"(About revenge porn) It was done purposefully to destroy me, financially, physically, mentally.
Went to court in 2017, KP said in court she had evidence of Alex’s depravity
They had court recess and had to watch the video, it was of her and Alex having sex.
She said ‘this is what you get if you mess with me’.
He couldn’t believe she’d what she’d just said, threatening him in front of lawyers and solicitors, asked if his lawyers if anything could be done and they said it cost money
Feels he has PTSD from the stress of the court cases and seeing headlines
Presenter How many years did the revenge porn gone on?
Alex - it still is, 12 years
I have 3 different police investigations going on Essex, Hampshire and Manchester police
I’ve had a considerable amount of threats, I’ve only had one this year, at the beginning of the year and we get phone calls, so we have traces on the phone calls, If someone’s calling you up and they’re talking intimate things, only people privy to the intimate things, that’s different. I mean I’ve had that a lot. I was blackmailed in 2013, around the time of that other case I was talking about when Katie shared that video with my lawyers. I was blackmailed at the same time with another case.
Presenter -Give me an example of that blackmail. Alex - They ahhh ( long pause) Kate’s laptop went missing, a week before this court-case. On that laptop was a sex dossier of lots of different people. Peter Andre, myself, and I remember seeing this, coming in one day and the kids were at the table and they were playing with the laptop and up pops these videos, What the? and I saw a video, an image of like…I ran over and I slammed it shut. I went, what you doing? I went absolutely crazy. Delete this at once! How come you took…and I saw it wasn’t just me it was other people on there and she promised me it was gone, deleted.
You know and that was a year, I was with her and so a couple of years later when I was in court I saw this video, it was a different video and she’d filmed us doing…she’d filmed us all the time and I wasn’t aware. I was not aware. As much as I’m an extrovert, I don’t want that stuff out there, especially not when I've got children….and literally being threatened on TV shows like This Morning, GMTV, Loose Women. Literally, directly threatening me, telling me I’d better shut up, all that is going to come out.
I’m like, hmm it was just before 2015 before the revenge porn laws came up. I’m not ashamed but I’m embarrassed.
Presenter- how did you deal with that
Alex - I was suicidal….I went to train, train like a demon, it’s escapism. Wanted to feel numb. I took some drugs.
( He felt he needed to take risky fights with complete killers to distract himself), he had therapy & at times thought ‘I’d rather not be here right now’.
There’s a certain person, who’s managed to get off with everything, every time.
presenter- how many court cases have you had with Jordan Alex?- "I dunno, 10, 20, hearings. Revenge porn, that was the main one."
Presenter - How much have you spent?
Alex - Half a million, the sad thing is, it affects everyone around me......................" plus this excerpt
" They ahhh ( long pause) Kate’s laptop went missing, a week before this court-case. On that laptop was a sex dossier of lots of different people. Peter Andre, myself, and I remember seeing this, coming in one day and the kids were at the table and they were playing with the laptop and up pops these videos, What the? and I saw a video, an image of like…I ran over and I slammed it shut. I went, what you doing? I went absolutely crazy. Delete this at once! How come you took…and I saw it wasn’t just me it was other people on there and she promised me it was gone, deleted.
You know and that was a year, I was with her and so a couple of years later when I was in court I saw this video,
it was a different video and she’d filmed us doing…she’d filmed us all the time and I wasn’t aware. I was not aware." It promised it him she had deleted all it's videos yet later in Court she produced "evidence" to show the judge etc! You can bet-yer-boots skanky still has ALL of her collection ready for use
* An oldie here but nevertheless is shows the depths the fruitloop goes to in persecuting The Escapees, plus it also gives a clue as to why it has pretty much left Boyson alone in the revenge stakes whereas K and Alex are easy targets for her. Bet she was livid that he used her own CCTV recording tactics against HER
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11964323/katie-price-kris-boyson-bianca-gascoigne-cctv/

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees-
5.4.24 - comments from a Mail article about her sending abuse to SB over Easter
It ain't no lady anyway

6.4.24 - today is DY's turn for a slagging from it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13271095/Katie-Price-reveals-times-Man-Utd-legend-Dwight-Yorke-seen-Harvey.html Here she is absolutely panning DY for not seeing Harvey and saying the doors always open for him, whilst at the same time not allowing KH to see his 2 kids for years!! Oh the irony and the cheek of the thing! It states in this rubbish that DY has only ever seen H 9 times which is even highlighted as one effing great LIE by the drivel spouted by the old gorgon AFP in her recent Book of Lies when she said it was at least 20 occasions, then it says Dwight did not like her being with Peter because it meant he could not have HER and Harvey!!!! The thing is skanky, DWIGHT NEVER WANTED YOU AS A PARTNER! She was nothing but a readily available shag, not the girl to introduce to his Mum as a potential wife-to-be & thus proven correct when skanky behaved appallingly towards DY's mother too.
* ''when he found out he was blind and all of this he was like "He'll never play golf......he'll never play football because of you." And I was like, "it's not my fault.'' So DY obviously thought her lifestyle and/or drugs had something to do with Harvey's disability although skank has tried to paint it solely as Dwight being selfish and shallow, almost as if he's repulsed by H's disability. However it actually sounds more like Dwight was gutted about the possibilities she’d taken away from him & not repulsed, or maybe he was just utterly & completely devastated when he had that bombshell freshly delivered onto him? Heres an old interview with DY for you
https://youtu.be/UHaaXq22KxA And this https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/20021212220412/dwightyorke/
"Dwight earns £40,000 a week with the Blackburn Rovers and will put £1,500 a month toward the fund. His tiny baby, who was born without sight in May, won't be able to touch the money until he turns 18. "Dwight is doing the decent thing for a son he loves," a friend of the star told The Sun, adding: "The fund will not affect the maintenance Dwight gives Jordan for day to day expenses. He will continue to pay for that." So even if DY stopped the £1500 pcm when he left football there still would have been a few quid in the trust fund but one might wonder/wander if there was any left by the time H was 18 anyway, particularly when she's been allegedly seen both buying stuff with a bank card in his name and also drawing money out of an ATM with a card in his name, allegedly saying to someone who confronted her 'He'd want me to have his money'. ?
8.4.24 - and now repeated in the Sun - taking swipes at DY Katie Price takes a swipe at ex Dwight Yorke and claims star has only seen son Harvey nine times in 21 years | The Sun This claim in itself is contradicted even as recently as in AFP's Book of Lies when the old bag gave a figure of about 20 occasions - its not a good record by any standards of course but better than the thing would have people believe
* Another example of it's venom was quite recent when SB stropped-off to Veeguss and met a girl there and skanky launched into one at the girl in a series of vile texts to him and then tried to justify herself over her outbursts. She's lovely, isn't she...? We are all so glad she took up the fight against trolls...!!
"It comes after Katie launched into foul-mouthed rant against the woman pictured with Carl in a now deleted post.
She didn't take too kindly to the Carl moving on as she shared a snap of the pair and branded the woman a 'tramp' who she claimed 'f**ked' her ex before being 'chucked' by him. In the furious tirade shared to her Instagram stories on Wednesday night, Katie said the woman - who was seen holding Carl's hand - had 'no respect for herself', before claiming that Carl said she was 'boring' and lacked 'experience'.
She wrote over the now-deleted image: 'I know her name age where they went and then went back to Carl's on his last night so they just met and she f***ed it then he chucked her out and he came back to UK to me he said she was boring very no experience... "
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.5.0&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-378-is-it-dean-gaffney-in-a-wig-or-just-lipstick-on-a-pig.44860%2Fpage-39&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-12227063%2FKatie-Price-bombarded-ex-Carl-Woods-100-phone-calls-seeing-blonde.html&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=ad68a3b8fe5724c6870e1de38e721938&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
And she’s got the asolute audacity to talk about trolling when she’s ripped that lass to bits for absolutely no reason whatsoever apart from jealousy, but perhaps it is a case of she hates other women anyway? Also she’s a fine one to talk about having no self respect when she he had SB straight back even after he’d been with someone else such a short time beforehand!

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
12.4.24 - Proof if nothing else that Frog the cat is still alive despite H's visits and "care" from the skank
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-photo-new-pet-32569497

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?-
15.4.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-takes-brutal-dig-32588257 I guess they rejected her kind offer to "star" in the next series then?

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc-
8.4.24 - The Twolls are on her case again, this time about her "Natural Look"; The smutty Star are obsessing about her (non-existant) raspberries again though, as in this vomit-comet :- https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-says-shes-most-32532112
"Katie went without a bra for the filtered video, leaving her nipples on display through the fabric while holding her glass. She claimed in her caption: “Feeling rejuvenated since using @rejuven8beautyco collagen. I’d only recommend products I love and genuinely use and I already feel 10 years younger.” BARF
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-says-shes-most-32532112
* There is NO WAY skanky drinks this apart from when obliged to for stupid ads like this on IG. Anything this thing necks will have paper umbrellas, a swizzle stick and bits of fruit to constitute Her Five A Day, plus its gotta be fizzy innit!
* The company hawking this muck are the same lot who do the Skinny Food rubbish on which its completely apparent skanky skanky does NOT partake!
* Oh and she might LIE aout "feeling ten years younger" but she certainly doesn't look it - even with weapons-grade filters running
* Back to 2019 when The Burglars got into the Shitty Shack to steal all her diamunts an' fings like all those phones & memory cards etc that she keeps in the safe for later use. Well looky here, heres the skank and one of her Kipperati waiting for the plods to come, but whats that on the wall behind? Oh a camera! So with that they surely will have known who raided the safe unless Somebody happened to switch it off at the exact time? Skank had CCTV all over the house inside and out, even electronic gates with key pad entry and cameras, but despite all that she has never caught the underworld assassin employed by F4J that killed Blade, the pizza driver that killed Queenie, the many burglars, 'Orsham's Own Banksy, none of these trespassers or paps who prowl about the Shitty Shack grounds 24/7, in fact anyone would think she turns the security OFF when she's hiding something.

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"-
6.4.24 - This comes as no surprise does it?
7.4.24 - getting some mileage out of H now by inflicting Her Choons and that awful Upyours clothing she grifted for him, the poor bugger!
13.4.24 - out with the Harvey Card again. This acute blindness does not seem to affect his use of his Ipads nor his World Record Drawing feats though
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13287735/Katie-Price-doctor-Harvey-blind-limbo.html
In fact when H was a baby skanky debunked to the USA with her Muvva in tow (and a tv crew) to visit a specialist with him. They were in the car afterwards and when AFP remarked that this specialist said H isn't blind - yes An Actual Doctor said that but skanky debunked it because she knows best - just like she is with his other afflictions and all of her own percieved problems; But then on the other hand maybe this helped H's "blindness"?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-convinced-uri-geller-25268909
* It’s all very simple though for us Plebs…
What blind means to her is not what blind means to us
What rape means to her is not what rape means to us
What bankrupt means to her is not what bankrupt means to us. Thats how it goes in Skanky's Wurrrld

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"-
12.4.24 -Katie Price bans daughter Bunny, 9, from having a phone as she opens up on ‘major problems’ with social media | The Sun Still more "Poor MEEEEEEEEEEE!!" though
16.4.24 - It posted this today. LOL Nowadays she doesn't see his arse for dust because he's always "Out!" apparently - itsnot the fact he's seen right through her lies and what she's done to his Dad, his siblings and everybody else within a radius.

The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack -
10.4.24 - theres about as much chance of skanky going 'Oop Norrrfff" as there is of her relocating to the Isle of Wight to look after her ghastly Muvva ‘Real reason’ behind Katie Price’s plan to move up north and sell Mucky Mansion | The Sun
Get this quote from A Source, (ie Edna or another of the flunkeys). "The source claims: “A new place would be like a clean slate for Katie, and she wants to bring JJ along too. They’re going really well and she wants to tie him down with a house and make new memories with him in it.” This is precisely what skanky does to all the Victims - plus ça change!!!
* https://youtu.be/hJwgTW8_A9Y - with loads of "Poor Me's" thrown in. Did you know people are selling stories about MEEEEEEE to the Planning Department at the council for £100 a go?
15.4.24 - Howing off the hovel again - you'd think the thing would tidy up for the occasion though and where is Rita these days? Did she tell the skank to "Poke the job where ya keeps the Nokias and the emergency bottle of voddy"? Either way, this cinema room kharzi is one of the rooms C4 tarted up for her last year and yet look at the bloody state of it already? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27327931/katie-price-mucky-mansion-rubbish/

The Media Sticking It To Her- just remember, the media created her ... the media will destroy her ... tick tock
6.4.24 - The Sun sinking the knife in again https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27149955/katie-price-under-fire-bikini-video-implants-lips/
* And again showing it posing in its "most natchrul look" EVVA! Note they say this and add "whilst wearing extensions, false eyelashes, false nails, Ronseal's Burmese Teak shed paint blah blah blah
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27158216/katie-price-natural-look-ditches-extensions/
13.4.24 - Heres another of skanky's old compadres that have turned their backs on her of late. If she isn't already at boiling point seeing sink boy and megan the trump on holiday this might just get her to it, like the bit were it says Junior "Inherited his singing voice from Pete" - no mention of skanks incredible singing voice and music career.

How long before she starts screeching that "Joonier gets his amaaazin' voyce from MEEEEEE not Pete Yew Cunt! ?? Then theres the bit in the article where it says "Princess uploaded the video of Junior from their Surrey home" - now how many times has skank has stated unequivocably that "They both live with MEEEEEEEE" at the Shitty Shack in 'Orsham......but Junior is always "OUT" ??
14.4.24 - this media website have updated their recent item about the skank posting her collection of Revenge Porn against AR by adding in Conor McGregor's name into the frame (he who was most delighted to have her presence at his Bar in Ireland recently) Wonder / wander what they are implying??

* Look at this in an an article written by Jane Atkinson in the Sun today-
"PRICEY IS NOT RIGHT - THERE was a time when I respected Katie Price. I thought she was a shrewd businesswoman – the riding gear, the books, the TV shows.
Katie Price is just a selfish joke as she plans to buy a £2.5million mansion despite having gone bankrupt twice
But now I think she is a selfish joke. She is a DOUBLE bankrupt who hasn’t even bothered to cooperate in paying back the £3.2million she owes in tax and mortgage payments. So she’s flogging her “Mucky Mansion” down south.
Not as you would hope so she can pay back her debts, but because she’s eyeing up a £2.5million mansion in Wakefield, West Yorkshire.
I bet anybody she owes a penny to is thrilled. What a role model. I wonder how much in debt she will really need to be before she starts to do the right thing?"
17.4.24 - Heres the Sun with a right smack in the Teef for her. They have obviously been reading Tattle because here they are remarking about how A Bankrupt gets to have a fleet of cars at it's disposal (not to mention A Bankrupt without a driving licence that its looking likely won't ever get one either!)
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27379704/double-bankrupt-katie-price-shows-off-car-collection-worth-thousands/
"The 45- year-old uploaded one of her regular videos of her endorsing a collagen protein drink where she talks about all the benefits of the anti aging supplements. (Which obviously don't work....)
"Standing at the kitchen window, there appears to be a whole fleet of cars visible in her front drive, this comes after her ex Carl Wood confessed earlier this year that he'd been tasked with hiding her signature pink Range Rover from the taxman".
The Sun are fed up waiting now like the rest of us.
"SHE has been declared bankrupt TWICE, with sky high debts that have even brought the bailiffs to the door.
But Katie Price still has no qualms about showing off an impressive car collection, worth thousands, as the vehicles appear in the background of recent social media reel".
They’ve had enough they want to take her down, the frustration just in those two lines but they need the bankruptcy details spilling out of the court appearance to do so. Even the Red Tops are scratching their heads as to why a double bankrupt is still untouched, still spending, still facing no consequences for her profligate ways. They sound like Krusties now which serves her right for making enemies out of them with her lies aout Slapgate