Katie Price 69 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Price.Dropped!
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* "Its Behind You Woo Hoo!" Its Panto time Again!
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
* Massive Hypocrite Alert!!
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

So WTF is going on this past two weeks with the skank? Its been deflecting and definitely trying to wind someone up, something must be seriously wrong in skankyland for all this bollocks when its been out driving the pink beast, parked in a disabled bay whilst shopping then out in London with Kerry cokehead. Next its Up North stopping at Kerry cokehead's & out on the town in a restaurant leaving the question of who was she with?. She's raiding the archives posting old pictures and videos of the kids and of MEEEEE looking completely different to the skeleton she is now.
Is she worried, along with The Clan bricking it too because it seems as if they have had a meeting and told Edna to ditch her maternity leave, meaning she's now back on as Chief Gobshite, Grand Defender of skank & being source and spokesperson for it - even back trying to muster the flying monkeys into action.
and this -

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
27.12.24 - word has it that she’s desperately scouting around trying to find someone/anyone to manage her, however she's got absolutely no chance with that one because nobody worth their fee will touch her with a very long barge pole!!!. Has she finally twigged that she will NEVER rebuild her empire with just Edna & some help from dodgy brother Dan? Think they’ll be some interesting ‘things’ in store for madam 2025, a bit like 2024 was. It will be Her Year alright, but not in a good way.
3.1.24 - it seems the infamous Shit Pic has popped up again like an unflushable turd on X. Wonder who she'll accuse with that then?
4.1.25 - after all the fuss and nonsense over skank spending NYE with Katona, the cosy time of films & fun togevva with all their kids............................... it seems Katona pulled the plug on it hence why skanky sped off back to 'Aywerds Eef after the last panto performance. Presumbly Katona did not want her place trashed again or she couldn't put up with the pretence any longer?
5.1.24 - word has it that you can add her use of Ketamine to her long last of vices / addictions.
9.1.25 - Now comes another tedious tale of these morons "splitting up................" yawn.................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Word has it that heir 'relationship' is fake,, plus allegedly skank has said that she slept with him at the start & said he was 'shit in bed'. This "romance" is a 'working deal' & nothing else. He drives her everywhere, that is when she's not doing short journeys & illegally driving herself, but skank has NEVER been alone. Even when she had the kids, there is always been some other adult at her homes & it's always been like that. Despite what Edna & Co say to the contrary, Clan Grifter think he's a drip but they stay quiet because it keeps the skank off their case - they need him to keep an eye out on her so they get left alone. Poor little Bongo though - she is rude & dismissive towards him & talks to him like she does Harvey, she is just blatantly snidey & offhand or posting snarky things online. There's no love or caring. He suits a purpose. Sadly for Bongo he was was the only berk who responded to her many, many messages she was sending out desperately trying to line-up the next The One when she was trying to get away from Crawl, so she seized the opportunity and he was lumbered. He's not her type & she knows it only too well BUT no decent bloke is going to touch her with a very long bargepole (or anybody else's bargepole for that matter), so she's stuck with him. As such & without a doubt she'll still be messaging loads of other blokes in the vain hope she may get offers, but anyone showing interest will just be taking the piss and on-the-make (which is exactly what she has openly accused ALL the many Exes of doing to MEEEEE) Quite WHY baby JJ stick's around is baffling really or is she paying him a hefty sum to put up with it all? There can be no other reason unless she's got 'dirt' on him, & she's blackmailing him because that's her usual MO. Probably got incriminating video's too like she did to AR.

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
Wiping the shit with those 20 year olds again Its perfectly obvious here the mess she has made of her face with unnecessary surgery, but also the damage she has done from years of sunbeds, sunbathing, smoking & Other Substances too. Her skin is irreversibly damaged and aging quickly (has she been tanning under a colander?). No amount of makeup and filters will hide it, plus skin cancer is a real possibility for her - and yet still she goes on sunbeds and grills herself like a rasher of streaky bacon.
5.1.25 - Its posted this - one to be proud of eh?? Everything is AWFUL! From the crappy backdrop with the trailing cable to the stupid hat (The cap says AI. Artificial? Yes
Intelligent? Answers on a shitty wet wipe please ). Thene theres the weird fingers and horrid nails, the paint-rollered eyebrows, the tacky nylon fire hazard top and those scabby crooked lips. The list just goes on and on.......................... but just ewwwww NOT SEKSI AT ALL!!!
* Incidentally, can someone please dig up Groucho Marx and let him know that we've finally found the thieving bastard who stole his eyebrows
Looking more like an addict every single day...................
8.1.25 - at some grim event scaring the twenty-somethings along with Katona
Thats a decent piss-taking headliner with it though

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
An Ode to AFP - To the tune of 'Last Christmas' by Wham!
"Last Christmas, she said she'd be dead
But the very next year, she's still fucking here
Next time, just spare me the lies
You really are not that special..."

"Its Behind You Woo Hoo!" Its Panto time Again! -
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3336/3336132-67411e7ec5aa7549ff4e6fd0a770d2b1.mp4 - treading dangerous ground now innit & still slamming and swiping!
27.12.24 - https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.7.1&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-442-always-on-the-hunt-for-a-new-or-old-egg-stop-being-such-a-massive-beg.47880%2Fpage-19%23post-21392237&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.12ft.io%2Fhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-14230369%2FKatie-Price-sports-leopard-print-trousers-vapes-outside-Cinderella-pantomime-newly-blonde-boyfriend-JJ-Slater.html&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=86030b4968fecdd4c25527a86d895b6f&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
The photo is horrendous though - it looks like the spectre of a long-dead monk haunting the place

31.12.24 - Thats enough to scare the life out of any poor kids dragged along to see this spectacle.
31.12-24 - A Tattler got "gifted" (or punished) with a panto ticket so heres their review. "........ a very wooden performance from kp (as expected). She was 3 seconds behind the others with dancing. She sounded horrific when she sang. The only thing I could focus on where her lips & teeth. It's literally all you could see. She does this weird thing with her lips when they are closed. It's like they are too big for her face. She has like a permanent weird pout. And her teeth are brighter in real life. As soon as I got my phone out I was pounced on straight away. They were very strict. I was watched after that. They only allowed recording at the end. I have to say that KK was really good."
* So yeah skank was every bit as useless as anticipated. She was a crap "actor", she was clearly following the rest of the cast dancing hence why she was on delay tactics copying them, and the entire stage lit up with reflected light from the Teef. Anton Arsehat made a splendid choice in skanky didn't he?
5.1.24 - and the finalé from Anton.

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
4.1.24 - I wonder if the Bankruptcy guys would be interested in Princess's gift haul with all that horrendously expensive designer gear from Mummy?
Maybe someone should send them copies of all the things she's shown on SC, however an estimate gave an approximate total of £6k FFS!!! Did it splurge the same on the others or is P the only one worth her "investing" her cash into?? Or was it all FAKE anyway?
https://www.snapchat.com/add/princessandrex/HjuFXqyWTs2-vut9mFLnuQAAgbnZxdXR3dGRrAZQsDSAdAZQsDRbYAAAAAA
* The video disappeared rather rapidly though but the damage is done now - people have seen The Double Bankrupt allegedly spending £6k on just one of her five kids. Was it a word in her ear from Dad that caused the removal?
6.1.24 - Case updated today
10.1.25 - and another - Theres a remote meeting on 13th Jan - will she manage to log-in or not??
Judge Catherine Burton issued the arrest warrant when she was picked-up at Gatwick & also ordered suspension of tiktok payments. Judge Prentis declared her bankrupt 2nd time over HMRC debt as she was no show at court and failed to respond to communications -wonder what's afoot??? Is it because it’s a hearing in relation to a bankruptcy application made by creditors?.
13.1.25 - Its supposed to be participating in a Zoom with the Judge today. Will skank be able to manage it or will it be another excuse provided by Dim Lynne at the last minute?

Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
8.1.24 - Recently its been referring to The Rancid Rental as "The Pricey Palace" in its recent tedious postings, ie then referring to her "Front car park" aka the drive and saying she’s "On her top floor......" Err it’s called upstairs Skank. She still thinks she has a mansion rather than a suburban new-build

Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie -
31.12.24 - Parking laws do not apply to the skank - it simply slaps H's disabled badge on the screen and parks where is Best for MEEEEEEE.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32539369/katie-price-risks-fine-uses-harvey-disabled-badge-park/amp/
* H was not even with her either & no rebuttal comments from Edna / The Source either!! However it looks like its a paparazzi who has taken these incriminating shots of her - has she upset them maybe? And you can tell she's not co-operating with them because she's hiding in her coat away from the camera
* She’s posted on her insta about the use of blue badge - apparently she insists she "dropped Harvey off then walked the the rest of the way for his privacy" even though the distance is a matter of feet from the front entrance! (Isn’t H back in college already, in which case she shouldn't be using that badge anyway?)
* Troof is that she doesn't have speshul superstar permission to park on the pavement because NOBODY DOES....but let's not mention that bit eh? Or is it a case of her being rattled because this will mean even more penalty points on her extensive tariff because she's possibly done two crimes here, obstructing the pavement and misusing the blue badge. Furthermore IF skank had permission to park there by the leisure centre entrance WHY didn't they issue a permit to skank to display on her dashboard & WHY did she have to use H's blue badge? Its common knowledge any public place legally has to have disabled spaces for workers or visitors, even short term permits can be obtained to park on or around their property, also, why did she not park in the disabled area of the leisure centre carpark because that's close and has ease of access. (She knows about those because remember her and Edna used one at the IoW festival so they did not have to waddle too far) The irony of it though - using her son's blue badge to park where she wanted to, but sod any other disabled person trying to get past her illegally parked car whereby they may be forced into the road to get past.
* Her next story is calling out the paps saying "Its a bit worrying why the paps are waiting outside the 'theatre' where there's lots of kids going into the theatre" (basically calling them paedos) - and this from the person who did this in 2018??!!

Cue more twolling stories and LIES from it about Media Intrusion (but only when it suits MEEEEEE!).
* Strange though when she said her & Bongo park around the corner so "H can have privacy..." when he's already gone back to residential, but she's had him on stage and has been filming him for days with no clothes on?! She also reckons H took himself off into the theatre whilst they parked-up illegally, so where was H then? Stomping into the venue by himself clutching his daily supply of doughnuts in a giant carrier bag??
* Yet again shes trying to be The Victim here - she wouldnt know what the word " privacy" meant if it smacked her in the face as she shows all the time when she USES H for her own ends in varying forms of nakedness, when basically its perfectly OK for her to exploit her disabled son innit??
* She also snipes 'Jog on, you can't get a picture' to the paps so they took them anyway and made sure they used The Worst Ones out of the batch , however that's what it's all about for her, not letting people photograph her when she does not have the Control Factor nor the filters. Bear in mind this is also the woman who was naked in the dressing room with kids & her adult son....yes it's absolutely the paps who're the pervs isn't it?
* Bongo out with the sasquatch
"Top moddle" there mate
* How was H with her anyway? He was not around when she got another facefull of Botox & no sign of him backstage either, then on her own social media she said he went back on the train to residential with the bent social wanker on Saturday & these pictures are from Sunday. She must be really rattled to be hitting-out like this.
31.12.24 - Yep, we're "Fewmin'.................." https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-furiously-hits-out-34394764
* Heres your proof H had already gone back to residential when she parked-up blocking a pavement & using his Blue Badge - all kindly posted by her Glorious MEEEEE. Smoke that skanky!
so no he was NOT in this car
See the car plonked down HERE Look at all those double-yellows!
and the parking attendant taking photos as evidence
Oh and also photographed leaving the Driver's Side of the car - proof enough eh?
2.1.25 - the comments on Blue Badge Gate are not "kind" either for it seems Joe Public has finally realised what a piss-taker skanky is




* Look at this comment taken from the Mirror under 2nd parking ticket fiasco :-
"She is driving - I have seen her waltz into Piries Place in Horsham, stop and get out and JJ gets in and drives back out again.. or ive seen her driving around Horsham and Haywards Heath"
* and now this Of course we don't know if this is legit but we all know skank is still driving whenever she wants to so likely it is (This is up near Manchester)
14.1.25 - this is shocking! Posted on FB today -
And its all exploding on there about this IVF bollocks too

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
13.1.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32783765/katie-prices-ex-carl-woods-splits-stunning-beautician-girlfriend/ Oh dear................ was he "Not ready" or has skank's campaign to reel him back in paid off? OR is he bricking it about being dragged into her financial dealings or even the backlash over this IVF bullshit???
* The Sun article makes it sound like she's been hounding Carl and his new girlfriend. It would be just like K&M all over again....and Boyson and Bianca Gascoigne......and err Pete and Emily.
'Katie still emotionally haunts Carl and new relationships have been tricky '' How to say she's a stalker without using the word!

Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
27.12.24 - oh here we go following that well-trodden pathway of old................ yawn...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz So we'll have the JJ fake split, Skank accusing the red tops of lying about MEEEEEEE followed by the fake reconciliation until the next moron stumbles onto her Egg Radar. Then rinse and repeat ad infinitum...................... NOBODY is going to claim the thing as Their Own, they might shag it but they rapidly depart these days before it can get it's hooks into them properly - thus poor little Bongo is lumbered with it with no escape
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32500721/katie-price-fuels-split-rumours-christmas-apart-jj-slater/
* and the Mirror printing this garbage too. Not bad considering yesterday they told us this moronic pair of imbeciles were on 'oliday in Cyprus What do they mean "sparked fears"? Ffs who's "in fear" and who fucking cares anyway???? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-sets-record-straight-34382235
* So as predicted skank starts the "split rumours" by flogging the story to the Sun via the mysterious source/insider/friend, but theres a new twist this time because instead of having her usual social media rant about the Sun shit-stirring and printing lies she flogs the denial story to the Mirror!!!. Clearly she's desperate to make a few quid because she's got no work, no stories of her adventures in pantoland and all the boring H posts aren't earning her any coin because generally the red tops aren't exploiting him like Mummy does for clicks.
28.12.24 - look what she's talked him into now!
29.12.24 - and here we go with this On / Off nonsense again, yawn.............................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32518284/katie-price-cyptic-trust-message-jj-split-rumours/
31.12.24 - Love this comment
* and another dig at poor little Bongo............. He must be on borrowed time now
6.1.24 - aww look! He's still clinging on and as such has earned a Day Out at Thorpe Park with it - grifted tickets no doubt - thats IF the place was actually OPEN! Thorpe Park is in fact closed as it does every January so this is all bullshit
https://celebmafia.com/katie-price-and-mafs-boyfriend-jj-slater-have-a-thrilling-day-at-thorpe-park-03-01-2025-4387288/
She looks stunning in those boots too
8.1.25 - He's a "Third wheel" now https://metro.co.uk/2025/01/08/katie-price-shares-kiss-kerry-katona-boyfriend-jj-slater-plays-third-wheel-22315882/
9.1.25 - and here we go with this shite again. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32686930/katie-price-jj-slater-split-frosty-party/ Skank must be desperate to get some interest started in this showmance now she's stuck with bong boy for the foreseeable future - it was only boxing day there was the last "split rumours" In view if this rubbish we await the inevitable social media denial from skank and pictures of her and bong boy all snuggly watching TV in bed or on the sofa, then to get some more interest in this showmance a picture of her and bong boy in a restaurant with skank with a ring on her finger then caught by total surprise in a bridal shop looking at dresses. On the other hand it'll be posting the odd picture of their feet in various trainers, on differrent carpets ... all taken in one go, so she can reuse them at later dates ... you know, because this relationship is 'private' and speshul Same old boring bullcrap YET AGAIN!

Clan Grifter Gossip -
30.12.24 - where are The Clan though?? No Fammerly Foters over the Christmas period - NOTHING - even though this could be another of AFP's Last Christmasses!
Are they distancing themselves from it for some reason or maybe the clan are just enjoying a few weeks of normal and peace and quiet before 2025 once again descends into chaos despite her assertions of how "This is going to be My Year (just add the date)"?
* All those 'performances' & zero support from her family. Have any of them even mentioned it on their socials Did any of them wish her a Happy Christmas on socials The silence from her family is deafening & speaks volumes
3.1.25 - Showing off Fammerly Lunch at The Ivy in Brighton. One might think such a snooty establishment would be able to get the spellings correct on their menus etc. t It appears more concerned with it's talons to notice tho.
8.1.24 - Trouble at 't mill....................... check this out on Edna's posting about 'Arry's foray into Cooking!
* And yet it appears that Edna is allowed to say to her followers that 'People are dicks......' for being nasty online but the people who troll her (usually about her family she says) are actually saying her sister's a dick. You know that sister... the one who drives drunk, owes millions and neglects her kids. Those are all dick moves. We should all not mention it though because it upsets dear ol' Edna although frankly sheought to realise that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones because there's a lot of skeletons in her family's closets that could take them ALL down! Smoke that you beige, boring, frumpy, dumpy, enabling and complicit troll!!!.

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
9.1.24 - so C4 are going ahead with this bullshit despite everything they KNOW about it being one fucking great LIE from start to finish!
The shit will definatey hit the fan on this little number with her well known background of drugs, booze, drink driving, driving illegally, all her FIVE children removed from her AND the fact Cole did a runner. She's not exactly a clean advocate for this, surely there's people who must do everything by the book to try and conceive, pay for their IVF, go thru mental torture wondering if they're be lucky to fall pregnant and here the thing is trying to grift a chid?. The grim irony of this crap is that skanky wished K's unborn child harm and here it is screeching about how desperate she is for a Behbeh, plus she's made sure to get H featured in it too.
* Who in Ch4 is allowing this to be aired or is it that they've paid the thing for it and must get some return on their money??..... In fact there are loads of potential programmes they could have used the skank in, ie “Addicted to plastic surgery”, "Booze, Druggz and Vapes with Ket" “How not to manage your money”, “secret life of a narc parent”, “the dark side of OF/glamour modelling”, “when ozempic goes too far”, “Grifting with KP” People would actually watch these rather than this bollockfest about her desperation for another Money-Maker! Furthermore skank is NOT "making babies" - either in a test tube or otherwise in her barren womb because this was a failure thank goodness, so WTF is this rubbish supposed to be conveying to the morons who believe it?
and so it begins
* This BS from the cretins who hawked this garbage about
* The Sun have picked it up now so expect some fireworks
Katie Price's C4 doc on IVF pregnancy to finally air this month after a 2 year delay and awkward split from Carl Woods | The Sun
"However, despite being filmed over two years ago the show has sat on the shelf collecting dust."
* Here come the Braindeads making the usual excuses for her, only to be shot down in flames
Yes its another of the halfwits saying 'She suffers with mental health'. No, you don't suffer from mental health, you suffer with mental health issues/problems.!!! Jesus Christ, how fucking thick do you have to be to think that an alcoholic drug addict person who uses her kids to make ££££ is anything but a fucking monster????
* Skank was still filming the IVF farce in October 23 (Maybe filmed from approx Apr-Oct/Nov 23) according to her lives, but she also managed to get that BBL on live in Oct 23, having sunbeds were mentioned in Aug, Sep 23 (but will be far more than this), she was vaping heavily, on the and many times showed herself drinking at events, off her face screeching in the studio Sep 2023. Blade died in 2023 because she was on a week's bender and didn't feed him nor ensure he was safe. Then theres the surgery on her nose. Off her face with Princess in that TT, and all the while she was doing IVF in that state!!!
This is just a fraction of her behaviour in that time frame.
12.1.25 - It seems Cole ain't happy that this farcical IVF rubbish is going ahead either.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/32749685/katie-price-carl-woods-ivf-documentary/amp/
13.1.25 - so it begins. C4 are in for a rough ride
* Heres the trailer for this bullshit. ”Can she defy the odds?”….seriously F*ck Off C4, we know no baby came of this, everyone does, there’s no “Can She?” to it . Honestly this is going to be a total farce, what is the point, we know no baby exists, even the man involved has left the scene so WHY is this garbage even being broadcast? SinkBoy looks really pissed-off as well, he knows there was no chance of this working, it’s an insult to all women going through and who’ve been through IVF. Everyone involved with this should be ashamed.
* "You are heading towards the menopause' 'AM I ??????' it replies, incredulous, like its a shock to be told that at FORTY FIVE !!!
As for telling her children she is having another baby when she isnt even pregnant - who does that? Its all a game to her like her plastic dollies



14.1.25 - Twitter has exploded after that trailer was broadcast on there!



* In case anyone wonders how a Double Bankrupt can even afford IVF, it seems it persuaded the production company of this garbage to foot the bill for her. What a waste of money on all counts then but what does she care about it??.
14.1.24 - here comes Cole on the attack https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/32795839/katie-price-carl-woods-slams-ivf-docummentry/

* C4 look so dumb when they have a trailer out for this bollox saying “Can she defy the odds? when in fact we all know that fortunately no child came of this disastrous effort. There is no baby six, just two twin plastic dolls chucked in a corner that will be dragged out to see her pulling her ‘sad face’ & cuddling them, but most people will just be laughing at her - understandably there will be very little sympathy aside from The Braindeads.
* The attacks are continuing on SM, she is hated, indeed its quite shocking how bad some of it is, but it‘s going to be worse when it airs. One cracking shot at her says "She's been smashed more times than Harvey's Ipad..............." Sink-Boy knows it ain’t looking good for him either, hence why he’s trying to get his side out now. What a mess Indeed, he looks like a complete fame hungry twat when in his own words it seems he only went through with the IVF because it was being filmed & if there wasn't a camera crew in tow he wouldn't have done it - plus we now discover that actually it was both him & the skank who funded the filming of this garbage to start with!!! Any sympathy for him has vanished
* Let's quickly remind ourselves that this melt Cole was complicit in everything for which its going to be obvious to anyone who watches this C4 travesty since he was there all the time it was being filmed, he was quite happy to play along with the bullshit whilst she exploited the two youngest children & Harvey, and completly at ease with her keeping the younger ones from their father whilst making countless accusations against him destrpying their mental health in pursuit of MEEEEEEEEE. Do not waste your pity on this total arsehole.
* Twitter now; They showed the trailer for this crap and the place ignited!

15.1.25 - nothing new here though https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/32797260/carl-woods-failed-ivf-katie-price-blessing-in-disguise?utm_source=sharebar_app&utm_medium=sharebar_app&utm_campaign=sharebar_app_article
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/32797260/carl-woods-failed-ivf-katie-price-blessing-in-disguise?utm_source=sharebar_app&utm_medium=sharebar_app&utm_campaign=sharebar_app_article
He did grass her up about Browkern Trotterz and said that it was K who informed him of her shagging about with randoms she thought she could recruit to replace him with
15.1.25 - Another another barrage launched at it! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-ex-carl-woods-34481159
* If it were not such a bloody outrage one might laugh at C4 broadcasting his shite. C4 said the doc "Follows Katie’s life as a mum, including undergoing fertility treatment "
So her life as a mum including the neglect, lies and keeping her youngest children away from their dad, family and friends just for revenge , the parental alienation, not feeding them, letting them live in a leaking bedroom, or sleep in a hallway in a tent because she scared them with ghost stories, living in a filthy dangerous house and garden, letting them have unsupervised access to anything online?. Seeing her in all states and the unthinkable stuff that F4j stated until thankfully they were taken off her as her other two were previously , sadly leaving only H to exploit. Is it that life as a mum you're showing C4 is it?

# Ouch!! -
28.12.24 -

8.1.25 -
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10.1.24 - strangely enough, NOBODY believes the rubbish about her skeletal body being the result of overdoing it at the Gym
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14268265/Katie-Price-continues-spark-concern-noticeably-slimmer-frame-new-gym-regime-fans-worry-shes-risking-everlasting-damage.html#

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
12.1.25 - Dressed like a 12 year old and as usual shes got her wig/hair scraped back showing off the spock ears and surgery scars, no doubt with inches of polyfiller on her face trying to disguise all the lumps and bumps. She's off out in Cheshire with Kracktona trying to recruit Footballers Mummy has left Bongo at home cat-sitting and taking pathetic photos of himself trying to be a Moddle in his crappy trackies

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
27.12.24 - and here we go with this same dreary old baloney she dishes out Every Single New Year! Whatever happened to "Demure and Mindful" then???
* The other day skank was banging-on about a reading she had with Psycho Tracey, (the one who predicted 2024 was going to be The Bestist Evva for skanky). Apparently thats This Coming Year instead & not 2024 after all, but its all bloody Amaaaaaazin' again. This is just another pile of shite gleaned off the thing's sm's by lazy journalists, (probably the same ones who told everybody skank was sunning its orange hide in Cyprus rather than having to endure the indignity of doing panto in Crewe) https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/27/katie-prices-psychic-makes-huge-prediction-2025-change-world-entirely-22213588/
Mind you, reading it through you can almost hear the journalist laughing about it as she trots off to meet her Victorian spirit guide that Psycho Tracey advises her of.......................
29.12.24 - another load of BS and LIES awwwlll abbbaaaaahhhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3338/3338871-a42f99f17ddb23cbc588c8a651725352.mp4
30.12.24 - Has she been setting up new accounts again? The new one contains some odd postings - here’s a weird reply from the second account late last night on the H post- she must have beeen drunk (or something else) because it was quickly deleted. Fake account?? Who knows in Skank World but its just another odd event to go with all the rest. In it someone asks ( in a very dehumanising way) 'Does he do anything apart from eat'
The supposedly real KP answers - 'Swear'.This was posted 13 hours ago, so what would that be? 12pm and lunch time?
*Some of the comments on that new TikTok account OMG!!! If she's posted this for an ego boost then it's not working because most people now have noticed she looks extremely underweight. Quite a few posts saying she's on heroin as well as people saying it's Ozempic. Then up pops her grovelling acolyte Orphelia, one of the Braindead devotees
Let's ask Orph whats happenned to the surrogate baby she was carrying for the skank this year, or was that the plastic Twinnz dumped back in Aywerds 'Eef?
31.12.24 - its got some morons from C4 filming her backstage now....................................
* Oh and make this awl abbaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEE as well. "MEEEE, myyy............" as usual
2.1.25 - heres one to look forward to - what does it know about Dj-ing anyway, plus it'll be a nonstop blitz of ALL her Number One hits to crucify yer earholes. Lovely
* and, just in case you are wondering where That Quote from it came from, here it is!
The only person she “wipes the shit off” is herself which we have seen for ourselves in That Photo!!
7.1.24 - she flogged the LIES about her last "visit to Cyprus" to some mag in Germany; They however were not very #kind to her - Having read the article it's taking the Mick out of her, why else would the headline read, "Don't tip over Kate"??? The rest of it wasn't very complimentary either and since when was she a" boxing babe" anyway? https://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/stars-und-leute/katie-price-bloss-nicht-kippen-6778e6d50195b908c189a2c7
A little translated snippet courtesy of google - you go, Bild!
"Katie Price is once again on vacation on her favourite island of Cyprus. Under the bright sun, the former box slut presents her extremely large curves, which were shaped by numerous surgeries. At the sight, one can only hope that she does not tilt forward.
Incidentally, despite debts and ongoing insolvency proceedings, the Englishwoman always seems to find the necessary dough for further interventions. Bankruptcy price? Yes, but apparently not when it comes to luxurious vacation trips and new surgical adventures.
But only two months later, she had long since digested the shock of her short-term arrest: Katie already relaxed in October on her favourite island of Cyprus, took her freshly lifted face on vacation despite debts of 3.7 million euros. At that time, however, she "only" decided on a four-star hotel, at least a star less luxury than on her trip to Turkey"
"Petite body, but expansive cleavage: Katie Price's (46) body looks almost like a caricature on winter vacation."
"The reality star's face now looks not only mask-like, but almost painfully tight."
"Kunstwerk Price".
7.1.25 - she's latched onto Katona to get to some lame Geordie Shore "event" - recruiting no doubt even though Bongo is in tow
Gruesome J was also there but he successfully avoided being photographed with Mummy
8.1.25 - for some reason Fern Pointy Chin thinks using this image will get her some clients to replaster
* and another Top Drawer Cabaret slot next week folks when it graciously visits Barnsley. Lucky them! Get yer tickets naaaaaaah! Bit of a dig about the Tax Man tho
9.1.25 - heres a two fingered salute at everybody, firstly showing she still has the Pink Monstrosity and secondly how she's parked in a Disabled Bay again using H's permit! FFS Wonder IF it's insured?? But it's OK tho, she dropped Harvey 80miles away around the corner to protect his privacy
12.1.25 - the media coverage is stunning for this next personal appearance of the skank Apparently its another drag club - reckon they only invite skanky because she makes the Artistes look even better!
https://www.wearebarnsley.com/news/18409/katie-price-heading-to-barnsley-club
* at soe stables today - after buying more horses perhaps??

Massive Hypocrite Alert -
Katie: "I become an animal in front of the camera. I absolutely love it and that's why you'll never see pictures of me on Instagram in bikinis or underwear because that's all I've ever done........" So whats this then eh?


The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
31.12.24 - even the Braindeads are noticing the state of it these days
* They never learn do they?
9.1.25 - today its insinuating that it has the two little ones "for the weekend". The Braindeads are lapping it up even though its all total LIES.
12.1.24 - No sign of the kids whilst she was trawling about for Noo Eggs in Cheshire with Katona

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
29.12.24 - Moddlin' the Bungle Bear outfits again. Note in this how other people are scurrying away rapidly as it stomps down the theatre corridors, but yes she's doing her secxsi prowfessional mowdel walk whilst wearing an old dog bed & absolutely wiping the shit with 20 year olds again....
https://www.instagram.com/p/DEIjvfvNjC5/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
The comments though! Theres her strutting along the corridor trying to be sexy but she definately ain’t wiping the shit with any 20 year olds in front of a camera!! Most comments are asking what she has done to herself, she's "like a horse... too thin.... too big boobs.... those gumshield Teef.... drag queen.... the Joker.... walking dead.... she needs help... addict....scary... rough... lost the plot... zombie... Halloween monster... no personality... rough as shit... what a state... crackhead... scraggy... ill... sick... Ozempic... grim... cringe... yikes!... walking corpse... dead..., gaunt..... meth-head..." and on and on it goes….
After reading that lot she will be back on a plane to Turkey 5/6th January for even more adjustments.
3.1.25 - more crap on sale Note the Pink Monstrosity is still on the driveway (the RR that is, although skank too is a Pink Monstrosity!)
12.1.25 - she's picked up a new gig with Kracktona

Podcast Garbage -
6.1.24 - Edna is getting a bit snippy these days - did someone touch a raw nerve there eh??
But of course Edna, those random people on the Internet who have been genuinely upset by the conditions your nephew and niece were living in, yes they're the trolls who've been horrified to see the dirty bedrooms with leaking ceilings and the shambolic house with a dangerous filthy cess pit of a garden that you didn't care they had to live on and play in. Those SAME kids having to make their own food and struggling to get anything edible on Xmas eve (noodles and crumpets prepped by B) whilst your wonderful sister lay in a drunken, drugged-up stupor or fist-fighting with Sinkboy. These exact same children who were denied access to education, football, friends, their Father and rest of his family by HER LIES, her selfishness and hell-bent desire for revenge at all costs - even her own kid's health and happiness. Oh and don't forget the animals. Half starved, locked up, living in squalor. How can you see that and do nothing? Not even report anonymously? Not one of Clan Grifter did anything to help those children or animals, in fact the whole bloody lot just enable, ignore and grift off Katie's lifestyle and behaviour. Proud of yourself are you Edna? But Tattle are the Twollz of course aren't they?
* In fact Edna, heres a motto for you to live by - If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet"
8.1.25 - Here we go then; Skanky has obviously been on at Edna about restarting this shite again. Whooppeeeee!!!
We can all eagerly look forward to hearing about all the work she has lined up for the year, although pray tell us plebs skanky, what happened to her top secret photoshoot for that Big Brand, or the C4 TV programme that was supposed to be out at Christmas? Has she started filming for her Netflix series yet, or finished the Life Coach Training & what about the paramedic training?
When is her singing gig in Dubai? Or her West End Show that one of the panto cast from the 2023 was going to write?.
What JJ got her for Christmas?
When she is giving up vaping?
All about her next cosmetic procedures?
When her bankruptcies have ended?
If she is back at the gym?
Her day in general as she has her 5 kids with her 24/7
How she still has her pink RR?
How many days a week she will allocate to her Self Care routine (and still look like a sack of shite)?
When is her next trip to the Priory?
How many Pride 2025 events she has lined up?
When is her single out with Scarlett?
When is her new album out she wants Joonyer to produce for her?
Does she still love Pete? (of course she does!!!)
How many other stars of MAFS did she message and only got a reply from Bongo?
How she is coping with her severest ever ADHD? PTSD?
The Browkern Trotterz?
Is she in a happy, healthy relationship?....
All the repetitive crap she throws out there, saying absolute anything, which 9 times out of 10 never comes to fruition
14.1.25 - and here we go folks Paying for this herself too like all the rest of her shite This rubbish will be broadcast on her useless Youtube channel since that other company seem to have fled, sent out on a channel that never drew much interest in begin with, but, considering nowhere else wants her podcast this is what she's left with. It wont last regardless of that and she has no work lined up .... what a winner!

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
30.12.24 - Dunno what this crap is about because actually NONE of those kids live with the skank, despite what she insists to the contrary!! Its just LIES again then & these cretins print them FFS! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-quiet-christmas-harvey-34388046
* That grovelling headline alone tells you all you need to know in proving that they have a contract with her to write positive articles supporting her LIES ie …. "Katie Price has quiet Christmas with Harvey after Junior and Princess go to dad Peter................." when in fact J and P LIVE with their Dad and have done so for years since they were rescued from Mummy's talons & neglect. Nevertheless here comes the Mirror running after the skank with her narrative of LIES that they live with her & they only went to Pete’s cos she was "starring in Panto".!!!! Utter bollocks!
‘Junior and Princess went to their dads’…. what they should actually have said was "They stayed at home"!!!
* You will also note that theres no mention of J & B who apparently still live with her. We know they cannot mention them plus it's really obvious that she hasn’t got them or they'd be on display 24/7! Those words are chosen purposely because The Mirror do stuff like this all the time. Basically they lie for her constantly
4.1.24 - Still hawking that ginormous LIE that she has all the kids living with her.
9.1.24 - heres the LIE that skanky's "slim" figure comes from diet and exercise rather than jabbing herself with Ozempic
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32708929/katie-price-fans-fears-weight-loss-slim-frame/
As to her doing the gym routine regularly, do they mean she’s regularly drinking GIN & not going to the gym?? Utter bollox. . Who is this ‘spokesman’ anyway? The frumpy fat bison Edna probably who is still enabling her even though skank is clearly ill?. If she pops her clogs, the grim Clan Grifter will place the blame on ‘trolls’ & the press because they won’t take any responsibility for it themselves.
* Superfan Franny, Queen of the Braindeads is stating that skank has J&B to stay this weekend and that K is only allowed very limited visitations with a Social Worker watching! Like as hell!! Which parent was it who has a long standing alcohol and drug problem? Which parent is it whose house is covered in drugs & assorted drugs paraphinalia lying about? Which parent only kept the children so long because they had a Bent Social Worker lying on her behalf? There would be no real reason for Kieran to have the least access of the two which means skank and the Flying Monkeys have finally realised the game is up in terms of her pretending the kids still ive with her, so they'll start to try and distort the truth now by chucking outright LIES about via her cronies and assorted sock accounts. So typically skanky..........

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
* An oldie but it explains a lot! https://her.ie/celeb/if-i-want-to-carry-on-frying-like-a-piece-of-bacon-i-will-pregnant-katie-price-on-being-turned-away-from-sunbed-31913
3.1.25 - More treatments on its tatty barnet even though J&P have turned up to visit it. Gotta get yer priorities right eh?

5.1.25 - and more tatty extenshuns to be glued onto it's Worzel Gummidge spare head - second day in a row sitting in that salon being worked-on by the idiot Lou, old' Maxi-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE rather than be with J&P!
If her own barnet is as grate as she insists it is after all these tweetmints, WHY does it need these things anyway??? Furthermore the most recent close-ups of it actually prove that her gob is wonky like everything else is - the rubber lips dont align with the philtrum
8.1.25 - Here we go again. Whether this is attention-seeking or Der Troof, its laughable anyway For a start, she ain't got any fwends, just people to USE https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-surgery-fears-friends/
"But Katie insists she doesn’t care if she dies on the table and she jokes about it. But there’s nothing about undergoing operation after operation and risking leaving five kids motherless............ ’
"Friends think Katie has gone too far. They feel like she’s obsessed and loves the attention – and the money from the pictures – that the surgery brings in. It seems to them like she’s locked into a dangerous, ugly cycle, but Katie loves being able to reinvent herself and looks at a procedures list like a menu. She wants to try everything.''
Thats because she is desperate to try to make herself look even slightly humanoid again but its a waste of time - she is stuck with the cheeky ears, the winky wonky eyes, the deformed norks...................... the whole shebang!!!
* 'She’s having her ears removed, then re-stitched in place and pinned back so that they don’t stick out'
Er hold on - she’ll be shouting even more if she has her ears cut off. Nevertheless she'll still end up with one ear higher than the other ... and the other one will still be wonky Clearly she has zero understanding of what exactly is involved in this dodgy procedure because there is No Way any decent plastic surgeon in the world is going to REMOVE her fucking ears to reposition them back where they should be! Does she not understand how ears work in that actually they are connected to the brain to help you hear???! They aren't just stuck on the side of your fucking head for decoration or to hold your sunglasses up!!!!
* and the Mirror too https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-sparks-concern-pals-34433864
8.1.25 - Hopefully sorting out her schnozzle is on The List for Turkey Tweaks - look at the thing!!


Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
11.1.25 - Yep it was only a matter of time before it leapt onboard with this one

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
Some years ago Pete wrote a book with a few scant bits of info as to his disastrous "relationship" with the skank, however he has refused to add more over the years because of the damaging effect to J&P even though he could do so justifiably bearing in mind what the thing continues to spout about him on a daily basis. Heres a snippet :-
He describes a night when they were 'quite merry' on alcohol and headed to the stables to get down and really dirty. In the morning she asked 'Did we have sex last night?' 'Kate, we did EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING last night and you don't remember!' No, she didn't remember any of it which had him wondering exactly how much she's capable of blanking out. Oh and, on the night before going into the jungle she had a filthy fumble (maybe a crew member) and told Pete about it. 'But you're with Scott!' he asserted. 'Well it wasn't full sex" she said......................." so that's alright then .
and her version :-
Iss awl Pete's fawlt innit!!

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
29.12.24 - well heres a name from the past, Charlie Lawson from Corrie naming the skank outright in his Noo Buk as being a Drugz Chum of his!

"Charlie Lawson has boasted of his wild nights out with Katie Price taking “anything that we had got our hands on”.
The Corrie legend told of his hell-raising lifestyle while playing hardcase Jim McDonald on the soap. Writing in his autobiography That’s Life, So It Is, he says he drank over a bottle of whiskey a night and took cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, speed and cannabis.
Of his friendship with Katie Price, he writes: “I had always got on well with her, although we had more often than not been three sheets to the wind, at 3am, under the influence of anything that we had got our hands on!
* It appears he is also a mate of Anton Arsehat's........ Anton likes a druggy it seems...............
* followed by this - her justification presumably? https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-ashamed-over-drinking-34308203

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
27.12.24 - more live rubbish from it. Now its announcing that "Mummy has helped H have a shower..." Why does everyone need to know that anyway?. This tedious rubbish on Snapchat is entitled "Mr Price was refreshed after his Boxing Day shower". It is posted to look like just another random and spontaneous moment in time captured on camera, however, unfortunately the 'snake with tits' hasn't cropped-out the very beginning where you can clearly hear her say "Go!" which seems to catch him a little off guard & unprepared for her filming him. (he's topless again of course )
H: "I've had a shower on Boxing Day mummy."
Mummy: "Well done Harve, you've had a shower and mummy has helped you!"
H: "Oh yes, mummy."
That one sentence thrown in to give the Braindeads something to coo over... "Oh bless him, he can't even shower himself! What a selfless and caring mummy she is, bless her! Despite the panto, and looking after all those other kids, she has gone above and beyond to shower her adult son helpless baby!..........................."
These Braindeads don't seem to realise that irrespective of age, gender, learning difficulties and capacity etc, an individual's personal hygiene routine is just that... PERSONAL! It should be ccompletely off limits to the public gawping at him like a Victorian freakshow exhibit, FFS!!!
* She's still constantly shouting at H like he is 5 and deaf, continually asking "Are you excited Harv, wooo hoooo??"
* It also looks like they are still being chauffeured about even though Bongo seems to have a few days off. Can’t see that either were wearing a seatbelt in the car either
* Even the landlord of the pub where Katona had the Christmas dinner is getting his money's worth out of H

* H tells it like it is though! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3335/33358725c44697330299f3c55f94eaa4b4d27f9.mp4
* Word has it that H did not create this Eulogy to Mummy either
29.12.24 - Farewell to H - he's escaped and gone back to his residential
* But even though he's already gone she's clearly taking the piss with this one - NO WAY would H have left a box of Doughnuts untouched!!! That would have been an empty box left there for Mummy
Wonder if he'll take her another box of doughnuts when he goes back to Katona's for NYE?
7.1.25 - more nonsense Using H to glorify itself, now putting on Snapchat a 4 year old video of Harvey eating those readymade (allegedly healthy) meals in Cole's house, and an oldish video at the barber's, trying to make out she's such a great muvva as she tells him she loves him. Here's an idea KP, if you truly love your son, stop indulging him with shit junk food whenever you have him because IF as she insists SHE is the ONLY one who he listens to, it will be no problem explaining to him that he has to lose weight. Maybe then he will lose enough weight so he can go on the rides at Thorpe Park with her rather than sat on the sofa all day with his iPad and gorging rubbish provided by her or a flunkey to keep him quiet?.
8.1.25 - Over on FB we have proof that the college is trying to do something about Harvey's weight by encouraging exercise, however its readily cancelled out by the rancid old sIag birth giver who will only feed him crap again to keep him appeased & do fuck all exercise with him anyway. On a positive note though, the exploitation is giving the brain deads something to "Awwww, I love him" over. Apparently they love seeing a dangerously obese man, pretending to be a frog jump up & down on a trampoline for 10 seconds 🥱
11.1.25 - Ostensibly concerned with "Twolling 'Arv..............." but no, lets make it Awwwllll Abbahhhht MEEEEEEEEE instead - yet again! This will make the police hate her even more than they do now for her piss-taking antics

* Nevertheless here it is making it Awwwllll Abbaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEE when actually this copper was having a dig at Oriental folks amongst many others and not just "MY 'Arv Bear........................." The irony of it though - theres Inspector Plod being an ethnic minority himself too???
* So how long before skank puts a huge compo claim in against The Met (on behalf of H of course but mummy will have access to it) for all the distress it's caused to her poor Harvey Bear - thats IF she has'nt already binned a heap of compensation?. And YES, while it was wrong of them to mock H, mummy of the year has mocked H herself and said far worse things about H (her and AFP called him The N Word) - but when skanky does it it's always dismissed as "Just banter innit". But that's not going to get in the way of some publicity, sympathy nor miss the opportunity to exploit this story for coin is it ?
* Heres "Mummy" taking the piss out of her own son for an example
15.1.25 - Ouch! Pete however does NOT pay towards Harvey. Since he reached 18 and DY's financial responsibility ended, H has become the sole responsibility of the taxpayer (and that does not include Mummy contributing obviously)

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
30.12.24 - We shall see skanky........... https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-junior-andre-join-mum-34344960
Thus sez Katona "It’s going to be really relaxed. Junior and Princess are bringing their partners with them and we’re going to play some games and watch movies – Katie and I will probably be exhausted and we’ll just let the kids take over." The pair of wastrels will be rat-arsed as usual - who are they trying to kid with this garbage eh?? Plus P has already said elsewhere she's seeing the skank on 2nd January, not NYE!
* In fact where do you think J&P will be on NYE? With their Dad who is headlining the NYE celebrations in central London, or with skanky at Katona's place in Cheshire looking after that pair of old boilers who will undoubtedly be arseholed by the time the New Year arrives??
1.1.25 - as it turns out skank was off-the-radar but Katona was posting from her home with just her kids for company. What happenned to the wild Showbizzy party then eh? J&P were also off grid too
6.1.24 - OMG! There really are some imbeciles at Twat Tok!
How can anybody NOT KNOW skanky has lost ALL HER CHILDREN???
Rose West stands more of a chance than skanky does FFS, but how can this even BE when it was chucked off Twat Tok for allowing Bunty free rein on there day or night?? How can she even be nominated for this when she let Jett & Bunny on the app tile-nd-again when they were seriously underage?.
https://www.archive.is/https://www....ed-TikTok-breaking-age-restriction-rules.html
10.1.25 - something is definately afoot - skank is now posting old videos of Bunty cooking at the Shitty Shack trying to make out she still has the kids. Thats tricky when the kids were removed from her even BEFORE the Shitty Shack was repossessed!

Only Grans and Suchlike -
5.1.25 - Checking the OF stats between the pair of 'em - Skank is a total failure compared to Kerry Katona.
Between 26th December and today KK has had approx 2,100 likes and Skank has had approx 100. This is a vast difference but you’d think Skank might realise that virtually no-one is interested in her or her seksi ‘born for it’ 1970s poses that wipe the shit with al dem yung gurls..... Still, brag on Skank, you’re good for a laugh.

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
29.12.24 - OK mag going for it with a copy of the the allegations made by Charlie Lawson as regards skanky's own drug habits

1.1.25 - On the Sun's website "The last thing she needs is more money woes.............."
2.1.25 - Yes the media are watching her closely after Blue Badge Gate!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-buries-head-shes-34402201; Furthermore, if the Mirror have pictures of it collecting a parking ticket then they surely will have the evidence that she's also DRIVING herself about again seeing as Bongo has made himself unavailable again?
* And look, its still wiping the shit with all the twenty-somethings
Surely Dior cannot be happy with that JYY garbage bearing their trademark name??
* In the Mail version it looks like she was parked on the path again, obviously making a point she thinks she can park where the hell she likes Clearly she did NOT have permission to park there, despite her rant saying she did.
2.1.25 - Heres The Sun having another dig at it
Katie Price slapped with parking ticket as she abandons car on pavement AGAIN | The Sun
8.1.25 - "Wild-eyed Katie Price kisses Kerry Katona at party with son Junior and his girlfriend" Loving some of these headlines even though Joonyer didn't seem to manage to have his photo taken with her Surely he wasn't embarrassed by his mother? Perish the thought
Is "Wild eyed" a media code for something? Something like "Off her bonce on Druggz again"??
* https://www.geo.tv/latest/584130-katie-price-locked-into-a-dangerous-ugly-cycle-source
"It seems to them like she's locked into a dangerous ugly cycle,” a tipster tattled. Well she is an Ugly Bike, thats for sure
13.1.25 - the panto fiasco might be over but The Sun have not finished with skanky just yet
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32754696/katie-price-panto-screeching-singing-biggest-boob-job-tiktok/
"Knows her worth................ £50k salary payday for her role …."
Haha .. fuck off!!! £50k salary payday for her role eh? This tired old broad can't get punters on OF even at the derisory sum of $8.99 for a month's Eggsloosive viewing of her hilarious 1990s poses and plastic norks in cheap underwear!!! More LIES being unmasked by The Sun
* And Kracktona justifying their night out on the razz at some pub in Cheshire
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-kerry-katona-enjoy-34465964
* The Mail are up their arses as usual though with this bullshit, their latest offering says we’ve got it all wrong again!, Skank isn’t chasing a Nu Egg, she went to Cheshire to support and promote a Farmer’s Mentawl 'Elf charity. Both Skank and Krakkers are well known for their charity work (aren't they?), so that must be true therefore no Nu Egg hunting going on at all by either of these desperados!! "Fans" of the pair are now hoping we’ll get a concert for the charity in 2025….oh yes, please let’s have it, hopefully we’ll get to see and hear the infamous ‘Lady Marmalade’ from the Panto….
"Katie Price and Kerry Katona enjoy a surprise reunion posing with Cheshire locals as they share touching reason for a night out. Katie Price and Kerry Katona enjoyed a night out in Cheshire on Saturday as they told fans about the emotional reason for their reunion.
The ex-glamour model, 46, and TV legend Kerry, 44, helped raise awareness of a charity drive to support the mental health of farmers with their appearance at the Crown Inn in Lower Peover.
One fan in particular was keen to point out just how much the ladies do for charitable causes.
They commented: 'Both @kerrykatona7 and Katie Price are both very under rated for what they both do for charities ... so thank you
'I was blessed to meet @kerrykatona7 at a business conference and she has a real glow and kindness and a massive aura.
'I have never met anyone on stage that is open about her feelings and wish more like it.'
Some are even hopeful that the public appearance could prompt a concert in the area for former pop star Kerry and Katie, who infamously competed on Eurovision." It must have been Braindeads Night Out!! NOTE: Have either of these druggy deadbeats ever done ANYTHING for chariddee, particularly skanky??
14.1.24 - what's going on here? The Mirror have gone for the jugular on it instead of grovelling over hot coals to defend it like they usually do- who has she upset at Mirror HQ finally? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/how-bankrupt-katie-price-blew-34467972
* Amongst all this it seems that these so-called documentaries skank has been blathering on about "filming" for all the major tv stations the past few years have ALL been financed by herself and/or Cole Woods! (They paid for the film crew etc in the self assurance that some moron at a TV station would buy the crap from her!!)
That must have been thousands of pounds squandered just to have something filmed so realistically, the Skank and SB paid for their own documentary? oh that's funny as fuck Here we have the answer to it all -The only way the Skank can get herself on TV is by paying for it herself!
* Also from the Mirror article, was this what she was trying to hide then and as we expected she lost licence again due to added points?
"She was only recently fined £880 for driving without a licence or insurance in August last year"
and this bit - "things got so bad that she was apparently paid for one social media post with a single pair of knickers."
* One of the comments on the mirror article mention todays court is for “ shortfall of payments”. So she’s fucked up again by not sticking to her payment plan. Please let there be a public exam in public and for her to be charged with hiding assets and fraud
* The part where she made a payment for fines at the last minute of £7350. "Over the years she's has been in quite a bit of legal trouble, from her bankruptcy hearing in 2019 to court appearances over fines. In early 2022, she barely avoided an appearance in court by paying off £7,350 of fines dating back three years'.
PFP lent her the money that day (under duress no doubt), but he was fuming when she suddenly found the money to go off on holiday & she flew off abroad, even though she told him she couldn't pay the fines! Yet Clan Grifter STILL stick by the lying, cunning bitch. Unbelievable. The comments are interesting in the article.
* Then they go and ruin it by publishing another puff piece blowing smoke up her arse But they're referred to as the UGLY sisters, not "Wicked...." oh dear, what a shame, nevermind They're obviously both skint & have worked out that they can charge an extra 50p & maybe a pair of knickers each if they're pictured together
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-kerry-katona-show-34470135
" Katie Price and Kerry Katona looked frozen in more ways than one when they were papped in the snow"