Katie Price 82 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

What sort of a deranged psychopath FILMS her bloody cat killing baby birds eh??
Ah yes, the sort that as a child would climb trees to smash birds eggs for the fun of it, thats who Why upload the footage and share it to start with? This creature is thoroughly evil and I do not mean the cat- AN UTTERLY VILE PIECE OF SHIT!

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -

Phwwwooorrrrr!
Bein' awwwllll seksii whilst showing off elastoplast on it's Noo Arse
20.5.25 - its got the headband wig on again! Despite the weapons-grade filters being deployed she's absolutely slaying it as usual what with those dead slug eyebrows
That scarred-to-buggery top lip
Those lopsided lips and wonky nose
The hair band wig to hide the bald patches & disguise the strange positioning of her ears
And all this is WITH a weapons-grade filter

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
16.5.25 - last week skank was boasting at the hospice charity event she had been "obliged" to attend that the saintly AFP had "Donated a million quid to the St Barnabas Hospice charity appeal", that being the net proceeds from sales of The Book of Lies she ghosted for the skank itself. Well for that sort of a profit margin you would be looking at global sales of the Harry Potter blockbusters - astronomical and worldwide - so hmmmmmm

Lying about The Book of Lies then eh?
*Strange then when you have a look at the publicly available accounts of the Hospice up to 2024, on page 33 (The Book of Lies was released in 2023, so you would expect AFP to have made the donation in that tax year), there is a page of thank you's for donations - and yet there is NO SIGN whatsoever of AFP's name on the list of benefactors. You would think such a huge donation would warrant a mention so what does that say about this latest whopper from skanky, plus Clan Grifter would have made one helluva song-and-dance over it and skank especially would have ensured her involvement was well-known???
So more LIES then
* Confirmed as Another Lie. AFP's generous donation was NOWHERE near £1 million, as donated from profits made from The Book of Lies!! According to this article the donation was apparently £10,000 shared between 3 charities, however AFP made sure she kept the book advance and only gave a percentage of book profits to charity - proof therein that skank learnt from the Master of Grift when it comes to skimming-off cash for herself.

Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
19.5.25 - here it is going 'orse riding at her old crony's place next door to the old Shitty Shack (the place that she HATES and was not evicted from) Likewise it also makes a hugely insincere fuss over Bong's "sexy legs" that she really fancies - or so she says with not a single blip of meaning a word of it either https://youtu.be/mOB9yNlK51U
* Hilarious how when she was getting on the horse, Wallis sets off walking. She can't stop vaping even while riding.
Love how she leaves Helen to do everything.
* To Bong - "Bye fitty, show me those legs, show me those legs!" , she states again how shefancies his legs and arms.
Responding, Katie tells her beau to enjoy his run before asking him to "Show us those f*****g sexy legs" as Bong sheepishly obliges. Just embarrassing for everybody
* and lifted from her crap we now get this bilge https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-returns-hateful-mucky-35249745 - loads of Poor MEEEEE!s etc. Basically its a space filler item, the focus of the item being her Eviction with the rest just puff and padding, but finally they have come right out and said it - she was EVICTED!!! - she did not leave voluntarily, the police did not insist she left due to stalkers / Twollz / Mexican cartels, she did not sell it nor any of the other bullshit she has spouted to hide the Truth. SHE WAS EVICTED!!
"Katie purchased the house in Horsham, West Sussex, in October, 2014 for £1.35million. The Mirror reported the OnlyFans star was sent a letter, dated April 24, 2024, stating that ‘the eviction will take place on May 29, 2024, at 10am’.
The letter also stated that the court had ‘issued a warrant or writ for the possession of the property’.
* This bit will piss everyone off though " Katie, who has downgraded to a smaller property, and has now cleared her debts,"
Skank has NOT cleared her debts has she?
* Nor are the comments in her favour either unsurprisingly
"She keeps pushing the 'gave the keys back' narrative as opposed to the TRUTH that she was evicted! Why do none of these podcast people who 'interview' her ever push back on her lies?"
"Everything she's done is 100% self inflicted. Zero f's given."
"Most people would have gone to prison for skipping hearings, not her! Favouritism at it's finest".
* When skank was selling the Mirror her stories/LIES they were printing her crap about "Giving the keys back because of the £800,000 fly tipping bill.....". Now it seems skank has jumped ship over to The Sun to flog her LIES to and they're back blowing smoke up her arse printing that she was not evicted, thus the Mirror dives in with the "Evicted" bit instead. Skank is playing them for MUGS as usual and they readily fall for it every single time

Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie -
18.5.25 - Oh look! Its not wearing a seatbelt AGAIN!

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
16.5.25 - what is this berk on about now with his "Trap Fund Baby" nonsense?
Interesting.......................
17.5.25 - https://youtu.be/9WjqOrHlI08
Just after she says "Its okay, I'm quite happy with JJ, thanks".... she does a very tiny pretend urge-to-vomit motion with her tongue... Ain't luv grand?
19.5.25 - so after the Eurovision farce Bong ends up in A&E. No doubt his wonderful caring Life Partner escorted him there having done her utmost through her Paramedic training already https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/35013693/katie-prices-boyfriend-jj-slater-rushed-to-hospital-photo/
He was nevertheless able to talke selfies and download them from A&E though
* "JJ Slater sparks concern by revealing he's been rushed to hospital - after girlfriend Katie Price admitted she 'doesn't feel free' in their relationship "
* Are the Daily Mail sniping at skanky?
"Slater's hospital visit comes after Price, 48 , admitted she 'didn't feel free' in her current relationship with the fashion designer....."
Bet she loves that they have her age wrong but just as funny is them calling Bong a "fashion designer" just because he puts a few random words on Tshirts
* 20.5.25 - STOP PRESS...........STOP PRESS! https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-jj-slater-struggle/
And cue a flurry of sm posts screeching at the papers claiming this is all lies about MEEEEE!. 5 4 3 2 1………
* Yes it’s Closer mag again. They are the only publication writing really negative stuff about skank & it does seem someone high up at Closer hates her enough to sanction the vitroil & mischief heading her way regularly We’ve seen about 10 articles this year having a right pop at her, but who is leaking them info? Is it a Bong family member possibly? Whoever it is, they are close to her in some way - Closer have a mole
* They chose two cracking photos as well. Theres poor little oppressed Bong holding his lickle head in fear and despair and the Skank-Monster reckoning itself all over the place. Yep she's truly pissed-off somebody at Closer magazine
* But poor wee Bong. Skank desperately wants rid of him but she won’t do this until she has a replacement lined up because she cannot be on her own EVER, so even a fake BF will do under the circumstances - plus she still needs a driver for her "gigs". Noo Egg 3699 (the replacement) will again be unable to have A Job as such because a BF/Victim Is required to work for MEEEEE! solely & nobody else, therefore she is struggling to find one stoopid enough to take her on. Oh this could get messy as skank gets increasingly frustrated with the situation this summer with Bong getting in the way of her Egg Hunting.
*https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-weighs-katie-prices-35242568 Reading this is like knitting custard......
"She (skank) went on: "They've always had a job where, I suppose it's adaptable that they come with me. So in the beginning, that's all nice, but then you get into the habit of they're about too much, to the point you start not seeing your friends, because you're with them all the time, and then you get into this situation where they're so used to being with you all the time that then when you do say, 'I'm gonna go and see a friend,' it doesn't seem normal because you haven't done it. So I'm a bit worried that I've got like that with JJ." Koketona gets to stick her two-penneth in as well
21.5.25 - awwww bless! He's learned how to dress himself at last for this latest Moddlin', but I wonder if those are Her Socks that he's stolen again? Oh and he's using his Signature Move again checking his trainers for dogshit https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3569/3569595-4c0e82f87e7586ea259368809404a14e.mp4
* and it seems he's using his scintillating personality (???) to sell cars now
22.5.25 - so the media have kept this little number especially for it's birfday, her announcing on that Crapcast that her birthday present to MEEEEE! is elbowing Bong and sending him home to his Mummy as a broken reject, like all the others preceding him. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-wants-dump-boyfriend-35270138


Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
* https://youtu.be/TOZNa0Z1Nxc The whole shebang of BS re Baybees

# Ouch!! -

* A singer ?? Really !!! My cats hold a better tune /note/tone when there scrapping outside lol"
" That’s no way to talk about her leatherette complexion"

" Singer? Looking amazing? Should have gone to spec savers! For both eyes and ears testing".
"Who the hell wrote this article, must be one of her 'Only Fans'
Just a few of hundreds of comments on FB
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21.5.25 - Some great comments too
"It's funny, someone like Jordan/Katie Price has volumes of Bios out, yet you get someone who has done a fair bit in their life....like, ones I've seen, Meryl Streep, Streisand, Neil Armstrong, etc, and they have one Bio. Jordan doesn't have biographies, she has yearbooks "
* Ah but she needs a book-per-year to keep up with all her different faces and the changeover between The Ones!

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
17.5.25 - It's going to Polo today. Probably hoping to rekindle the "sparks" with Polo Egg who fled from her screaming last year However the last time she convinced herself that Polo Egg was going to get Recruited he vanished across the horizon ASAP when she described him to Edna saying that MEEEEE! was "Just a pump and dump to him" Its only her and her vanity that's stupid if she is chasing him again because that's all he is/was after because he was not going to get Recruited then nor now!
* It turns out she went along to this with Bong in tow so presumably she realised Polo Egg was not for turning

BTW is it doing all this Ekwestryan-type stuff suddenly the signal that she's after another Director's Loan from those idiots at KP Ekwestryan??

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
16.5.25 - here it goes again advertising what a fertile creature she is & ripe for impregnating by some mug! This must be a message to this alleged Noo Egg lurking about anonymously for the moment, nevertheless, in yer dreams skanky luv!
She's right about her "multiple personalities" though, and none of them are nice.
* Check this one out from it as well! AS IF she had a choice and elected to grace this event with her illustrious presence! Presumably Star College and all the rest of the units she has slagged off over Harvey will be overjoyed to see the thing there

Hint all you like skank - you will not be at the BAFTAS next year nor any other year
* It doesn't appear skank could be arsed with the Carer Awards after all because its back in the nail salon for the 4th time in just over a week, so NO it didn't go despite bigging itelf up about having chosen to attend that rather than another event. Mind you, she would have attended the Influencers Awards had she even got nominated for something/anything, therefore obviously she did not get put forward for anything! NB. It seems skank attended the evening do rather than the daytime event - here seen wearing one of those lovely white garments from Shein it moddled the other day
It looks like a half-unwrapped Mummy but check those wonky norks!!
* Said she didn’t feel well day before yesterday
Nail dramas!!
Polo at Cowdrey Park
Party stuff for Eurovision….
Starbucks egg bites, arguing in the car about egg bites, slapping her lips eating them
Spending on party stuff for Eurovision
Mani, pedi and massage, yawning away.
Didn’t charge for handing out an award. (How charitable of her but she has Other Motives)
No seat belt in the car again. Awards with Lou and Jasmine, she gives Lou money to buy those God-awful dresses and just given her more money.
Ben following her around recording her for YouTube.
Saying to the crowd this event was more important than the other one she was invited to.
Got home & was shattered.
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3564/3564410-5dc4a90a507d2c80f4502f38a55b768f.mp4
17.5.25 - Here it goes again, this time its trying to show "someone" that she's ready to take-over the telly show Gogglebox by videoing her shite comments & expertise etc over Eurovision
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3564/3564194-31cdd6e28374b206447c62ccf5f04662.mp4
* Her usual sort of chaos then, talking over everyone, an excuse to slate people who "forced" her into doing Eurovision. Cats and dogs running round peeing on the YouTube equipment, Rookie being pushed away & the little dogs locked in their crates. The takeaway curry going everywhere as she eats. Katie shouting at the 4 kids upstairs to come down and say hello to her fans. Pouting every 2 minutes into camera and checking herself out, vaping & flicking her hair about constantly…
18.5.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-in-tears-over-35236604.amp Hmmmmm So why then was skank doing BARF imitations then when referring to her Bestist Evva Welayshunshipp wiv Bong just the other day? And one in OKrap mag she states she's upset by people saying about Bong and her welayshunship is FAKE. Has Noo Egg backed off & fled for his sanity so she's had to renegotiate The Contract yet again? Gotta love how in this article the thicko source, (Edna) states "She loves JJ and thinks he’s different from her other exes" So he is an Ex then is he?
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35003352/katie-price-weight-loss-truth-snapchat-unwell/ Utter boring bollocks............
19.5.25 - More about last weeks fiasco with the grovelling sychophant Paul - more LIES! For heaven’s sake though, if I was sitting with a therapist of any sort it would be in private and entirely confidential (just like Katie’s weekly sessions at the Priory) - it would not be for public examination. This is just more nonsensical publicity seeking – for both of them.
20.5.25 - guesting on yet another tediously inane, repetative crapcast, this time giving women the benefit of her expertise at everything they could ever wish to know.
(yawn.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) https://youtu.be/liEJYSIuTsY It's presiding over this rubbish with her vape stuck firmly in it's claws
*She has been in the business 30 years,
* She should have created lots of mini MEEEEE!s
* She’s relatable - Not manufactured - (so not made of 99% plastic then??)
* She came on her own today (gosh how brave of her eh??)
* She’s laid back and chilled................ misunderstood
* Yet another Host fawning & grovelling after her….this one says she was so excited. She's not going to ask her boring questions or about her traumas, (skank will fetch that lot in as usual though & bring things back to that in her well-worn script)
* Skank wishes she’d known about therapy years ago..... her tewwwibble ADHD, how you could be manipulated by MEN (naturally!)
* She announces this industry is cut throat....... she was just a product (yawn.....................zzzz)
How is this shite any different to all the other B O R I N G crapcasts then?
* Times are different from when she started out. No social media back then. Now you have a voice.
* Airbrush, filters......, it’s all fake but people buy into it and believe it. It’s troubling she says. (Why say that when they're her Go-To tools to trick the Brain Deads?)
* "Anyone, without hard work now, can be famous overnight" - but she grafted and grafted and grafted. (Do fuck off skank! You have never "worked" in your life!! Getting your hair done and sunbeds is hardly work FGS)
* Interrupting the host continually now
* Her poor little brain sufferred as everything was fast paced
* Out with this bollocks again - "Training to be a nurse"
* "The generation these days have no idea what I’ve done in the past" - true enough & nor do they care, but then its all LIES anyway - except maybe the photos
* She hates being big headed (and yet she is, or is that she hates Other People being Big Headed rather than MEEEEE! ?)
* She’s a easy target for the press
* The media made her a characature (no thats all her own doing, not the media)
* Every day there is a story about her (yes - submitted by her or Edna)
* The Press twist stuff, it’s exposing..................
* Pete gets his customary mention, her and Pete blah bah blah...................
There is NOTHING at all new or different to her usual scripted bullshit in this rubbish.
* Her and Princess have never had an argument or disagreement, never raised our voices
* Going on bragging about P using her clothes for content
* She didn’t do parties when she was younger, nowadays she's at home cooking, watching tv. (Utter bollocks & LIES!)
* P & J don’t go clubbing. No one makes an effort to go clubbing these days, thats why she just turns up in jeans to PAs
* Says she didn’t change her name to Jordan, now explaining how name came about.
* She is the same person. (You don't need to tell us that fact skank luv!)
* Only Grans, you will never see pictures of her on her instagram in a bikini or underwear. She has kids so doesn’t do porn on there. (so she does it elsewhere then? An admission there if ever I saw one!)
* If she were to go down that route..... that’s a boundary she would not have crossed - never done it before so why would she now?, then boasts she would make loads more money. (Like the pix eh? Bet she earned a few quid for them )
* She doesn’t know what it’s like to have a 9-5 - (she doesn't know what Real Work is anyway)
* Friends cloned into her
* She’s normal
* And she’s creative
* ADHD - everyone says it cos they might be a bit hyper - talking about the meds, she’s been assessed but its such a long process. 18 months ago. (Probably another LIE if you think about it but boring nevertheless.......)
* Asked if someone guided her through…..replied with therapy. "Breakdown....Suicide....Self medication... Drink......" She needs therapy once a month now
* Wished she knew about therapy earlier
* When asked where her team were, it replies they "Stitched MEEEEE! up and are gone......................"
* No manager now, sister and brother help.
* She does her own diary. Doesn’t fit too much in, doesn’t think about travelling time. She doesn’t turn work down either (we noticed...)
* Major LIE here - Work in school hours, kids. (Whose kids? Not hers thats for sure)
* Talking about Pii charts....... "WHY even?" 🥱
* She was working too much with no self care
* Self care to her = Nails +Eyelashes +Doing something for just her, like being in the bath, walking the dog, horses, being in the car playing music.
* People play on labels, even though she has ADHD - (duh so whats she doing then & Harvey has every bloody label under the sun)
* People use labels and mental health when they probably only need a bit of therapy
* Vaping on the podcast
* Now its onto Loose Wimmin - she was at her lowest then. Mentioning that bloody washing machine again 🥱
* Now she's got knowledge and experience.
You will note that despite the pledge to NOT blather-on about all her Twarmers we are getting the full dose.
* The Priory - you’re in the Priory for just that, some people's are minor but hers are far more traumatic than anyone else's of course
* No airbrushing in her day. (making up for it now though of course & she needs it!)
* Personality has probably got her this far, she has banter, she's cheeky, she lights up a room. (FFS!)
* She hasn’t had therapy yet, but is going to, on why she keeps having surgery.
* She didn’t start on her face until her 40’s & "It’s to do with men from a very early age..... obviously I was abused, it’s in my book...... always attracted the wrong kind of men....." She's been having face-jobs for much longer than that so ts a LIE!
* Had therapy to know what a healthy relationship is, recognising red flags, narcissistic, toxic. Asked what 3 flags: "you should be able to go out and see your friends, a man shouldn’t go through your phone, if you're working they should'nt be pestering you".
(She has conveniently forgotten that she's guilty of ALL of these things?)
* When men fall in love with her they want to change her but she’s not doing that anymore
* The Exs will always be brought up - "Don’t make out the beginning you are fine with it all and then gaslight (her) that she’s a slag or a slut, this or that..... "
* She is very family oriented. (except where her own children are concerned of course)
* She’s always been the breadwinner, never been with someone wealthier EVER - well except Dwight York. "But he cheated on MEEEEE! and wasn’t around for Harvey..... "Never had a man that’s earned more than me, treated me, or been the breadwinner". (Totally Poor MEEEEE! BS)
* Oh and she certainly is not "High Maintenence" - (with all her self care as she helpfully listed above etc)
* On about her perfect date now as she mentioned on her Crapcast. Bong obviously still hasn’t treated her.
* She’s strong & independent. She's always been The Breadwinner dontcha knaaawww..................
* Got 5 beautiful kids...... she runs the ship..... she still works - FFS!
* She’s got the knowledge and experience, hunger, the driven-ness in her (is that even A Word?), excitement that she’s going to get her Empire back and more! Her brain is refreshed, she knows how to handle stuff, the diary, that Pii chart
* Doesn’t go to bed with a knot in her stomach anymore with worry. (Like she ever gives a fuck about anything except MEEEEE!)
* She's excited & she loooooooves it.
* She’s a "Perfect little package" apparently............... then signs off - at bloody last - with
"Fuck off, now I’m going" - classy to the end eh?
* So then. "Family orientated". Really?? We don't see any of PFP’s family at all because the harridan won’t let her near Clan Grifter - even Edna never mentions Her Other Grandma, her father's mother! Skank's Youngest kids were removed, as were P & J until they got older. Utter bollocks as usual.
* And she's "Always been the breadwinner................." - Wasn't Cole a millionaire businessman during her bankruptcy?
* "I’m going to have therapy every week for the rest of my life…" -
Now in 2025: "I have therapy about once a month"
Skank 2025; "I wish I’d known about therapy years ago…" - but in one of it's crappy books it says Pete dropped her off at the Priory but she wouldn’t go in after Junior was born
In her her crappy autobiography Love, Lipsticks and Lies (mostly LIES) in 2013 said she offered to get Alex "Therapy".
And in another tedious tome - Reborn from 2016 - she talks about having therapy with Kieran
2018 she attended the Priory after her drugs rant, (allegedly)
In 2018 ITV offered her therapy after Saaarrrffff Affrikka & she refused it. (This is despite her assertions that ITV offerred no help to MEEEEE! whatsoever).
2020 back in Priory again, (allegedly)
2021 back again after her car crash having been high on drink and drugs, (allegedly.) Hiding there from the negative press.
So when exactly did she need to know about therapy as it looks like she knew about it years ago, thus its simply another ridiculous statement from the skank.
* Is this the Pii Chart she was on about? It took them a while, but NASA finally managed to calculate just how much of a massive twat she is! Thankfully, they broke the most significant components of her miserable existence down into this easy to interpret Pii chart - one simple enough even for skank to comprehend

* ......and she ensures she works around the kids schooling - Really? J & B were rescued from her last year - and wasn't it MEEEEE! who kept J out of school completely for nigh on two years??? This particular LIE is so easily checked because she's said so many times on so many different platforms that everyone has to 'fit in' with her and her lifestyle....!
* Basically this rubbish was yet another fkin Katie Price show. Wow she’s unbelievable! The hostess couldn’t get a word in edgeways around MEEEEE!, skank goes straight off topic and starts rambling on about her usual scripted shite and LIES and even more LIES, but the best bit:
"I wouldn’t do anything on my only fans that Junior and Princess would be embarrassed by....".
What about the Poo Picture then eh? Nothing is ever her fault of course - same shit different day, time after time.
* As for it generously sending Alex to "ferrapy" for what she put him through - this is what SHE does to men...
She wanted him to do this nonsense. This seemingly pseudoscientific therapy is said to work through the tapping of 'meridian points' on the body while focusing on negative memories to alter its 'energy fields'. Gobbledegook basically
The source said: "Alex used to be the most confident guy around, to the point of being a bit arrogant. He was pretty full of himself, but he was a good laugh. He would never stand for anyone making a mug of him..... but since he met Jordan, that seems to have changed. He's turned into a doormat. He's being walked over."
They added: "He's not the bloke he used to be. He's totally changed. This EFT thing is bonkers. He would never have gone near anything like that before. If he had a problem, he'd deal with it.......but he's obviously not coping. It's not the Alex I knew. Alex was loyal and had a tight group of friends. He'd deal with whatever was thrown at him.
Since he met Jordan, he's lost the plot. I don't know what's going on, but I know he's totally changed. And if he's resorting to therapy, then it's obviously not for the better."
* Its a well-known fact that skank ruined his life before, during and after their joke of a marriage & she still likes to get her two penneth-worth at every opportunity, as when she stood in Court telling gigantic LIES about him to stop him having access to his baby daughter
* more B O R I N G garbage on SC yawn........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz She had a “chilled one” yesterday, an OF shoot and Darth popped round. After that she was off to see her friend, (horses supposedly but maybe Noo Egg)
* Bong is slowly being sidelined because skank is deffo on the prowl for a new victim, but she did manage to wear a seatbelt for a change though so she paid attention to one law yesterday. Hmmmmm, solo & on the hunt https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3570/3570374-42e92807c1e97e0e6e8140527819ce2f.mp4
* Has she lost the use of her eyes due to the weight of those awful fake eyelashes??
22.5.25 - Here w go with that same-old-same-old headline - skanky "sparks concern" when the reality is that NOBODY gives an actual flying frig about her! There are better things to be concerning the world than worrying about that rancourous old hag starving itself to death, birthday or not, and the rate it's going there won't be many more of those anyway https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15248697/katie-price-sparks-concern-slim-figure/
* Nevertheless its not very nice on her Birthday to have The Sun highlighting that even the think she looks a bit in her plunging Maxi Dress. Even the chief groveller Clemmie doesn’t seem to have much influence anymore, or has she finally seen the light and is letting the junior reporters have a little pop at the Birthday Gal instead of wasting any more of her time sleazing after her?
* Its also been on SC filming itself and Bong. She's blowing the the dosh on trains and cabs then they're off shopping, meanwhile she's zooming in on Bong even though he said he didn't like her doing it & carried on doing it even when he said it made him feel uncomfortable.
* Strange though,but no Crapcast despite it being the thing's birthday

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
18.5.25 -https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14724035/Princess-Andre-snubs-Katie-Price-ITV-series-dad-Peter.html This is definately a "Poor MEEEEE!" scenario! P has not begged Mummy to take part in her upcoming project but Dad and Emily are there! Likely this is actually Pete's new programme rather than P's but one thing is for certain, Pete is definately NOT going to ask the skank to cameo in it, especially as even she admitted he's not spoken to her in 16 years??
21.5.25 - as to skank & Edna's assertion that they will be attending next year's BAFTAs (because of this ultra secwet pwoject they've got lined up - allegedly) - skank of course is no stranger to Awards ceremonies where greatness is rightfully bestowed upon her.
She won 3 Virgin Music Awards in 2011!
Loser Of The Year - Herself
Worst Song - Free To Love Again
Worst Use Of Auto Tune - Free To Love Again
Step aside Taylor Swift - skank is back with a vengence!!
* However according to skank "Fweeter Luv Agen" was a huge hit rocketing up the charts to 60th position where it stayed for a whole week after selling a huge 3000 copies!!! . Having seen the lyrics, if the needle got stuck you wouldn't notice.

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
18.5.25 - The are posting the usual "Have a great day hun!" slop in the comments, none of them realising that they watched the very same video only a few days ago... FICKAS innit!!

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
15.5.25 - Bloody hilarious!! Lots more hideous Shein crap in white to lure in the next victim. OMFG!
Gotta luv that seksii way it grasps onto the vape though!
19.5.25 - it graciously gave a couple of hours last week "presenting" awards to a Care Home group. "How noble of her!" one might think, however the reason for this philanthropic gesture has now become abundantly clear - its a Grift-in-Payment jobbie!!
and then this - basically it looks like she didn't sort out H's move from Star after all so guess where H is going?
* "We’re delighted to share that Dolphin Homes has expanded our supported living services with the addition of two new locations in Southampton!
These new services are a reflection of our ongoing commitment to supporting individuals with learning disabilities, autism, mental health needs, and complex care requirements empowering them to live more independently, with the right support, in welcoming community settings. At Dolphin Homes, we believe everyone deserves the opportunity to live with dignity, choice, and a sense of belonging. These new additions bring us one step closer to that vision.
We are now supporting even more people in the Southampton area with tailored support focused on independence, wellbeing, and individual goals! We’re proud of our growing team and look forward to welcoming new supported people, families, and care professionals as we continue building brighter, more inclusive futures together!
* It was a Grift-in-Payment like her attendance at that Hospice fundraiser thing where she got her Pink Monstrosity resprayed in lieu of her fees and in a nutshell that's why she was at the awards thing ... ingratiating herself with H's noo care provider
* Wonder what skanks getting out of this because she didn't do this awards event out of the kindness of her heart or that she has any respect for carers. No doubt skanks laid down a few rules like she can come and go as she pleases, she can film whenever and whatever she wants and any time, and if she needs H for some exploiting H will be ready and waiting for skank to pick him up or be delivered to the HH rental at whenever is convenient to MEEEEE!.
*19.5.25 - More JYY dishrags.
This week’s shit-walk modelling of JYY tat, that is, her striding between a dog and a dollop of shit. Classy!
* Love how she has to give BFF Lou money to order her Shein dresses as she can’t find anything she likes elsewhere - even though her other BFF owns JYYYY with loads of lovely dresses which she promotes - including that amaaaazin' pink number.
21.5.25 - Moddlin' JYY summer dresses with a bit of Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face. No white ones for Noo Eggz though
* She's also highlighting Mr CBD plugging away that his snake oil cures Alopecia as well as everything else. Theres only one comment worth reading though

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
15.5.25 - more rubbish on snapchat:
*Asked if she would take Paul's advice, she said she was explaining her situations really and is in a relationship so not going to be free for a year. (Bit of a weird thing to say -does Bong know he will be dumped or is that when the Contract ends?)
* Will she get more surgery.... yes. Had an endolift or laser then 500ml filler. Going back as her bum is not finished like she wants, bum is sore (3rd day), going to salon for lashes and blow dry, not sure what else she is going to do.
Lashes done and brows tinted, hair washed and going to be blow dried.
She got Lou to order a load of stuff off Shein, so a big bagfull of hideous garments. (its all totally nasty btw)
Her and Bong took dog for a walk (what about the other little dogs eh?)
No filter on she says
Showing her old Beetle. Asking what colour it should be and to add a stereo. Tom from PK autosmart, he got a cake with a pic of him and KP from Saturday.
Then went for a sunbed... (good idea just after having her bum done, she has no idea on aftercare)
Loads of white revealing dresses from Shein have appeared- these must be for the Noo Egg / Sugar Daddy / Poo Patrol waiting on standby!
16.5.25 - more bollocks on SC.
She's so tired again, she’s always tired, every day. Sent her servant Bong to get her a Starbucks breakfast & the good boy obeys. Gotta give him that, he jumps when skank clicks her fingers.
The rest of her SC was boring twaddle and more LIES, oh and she's fed up with people going on about her weight loss…
”I was in a wheelchair for 10 months after I injured my feet, then IVF, so I put on weight. I then became more active and now eat healthy..... so now I've lost weight!" -as it rams a Starbucks breakfast into its gob (We know she lives on pasta, junk fast food, kebabs, curry & pizza plus large amounts of sweets). "So I’ve lost weight! " it says, (not mentioning the Ozempic), then ends by saying she’s "Honest about her life......"
17.5.25 - some more shite on Yoochoob, a live stream of 'Me, talking about ME, insulting others and then back to ME' or supposedly its her Eurovision party. The glitterati right there
* That dopey Ben is there all dressed up like the berk he is!
* Says she is "Already filming another show...." - That'll be Bong with his phone then or dopey Ben recording inane rubbish for it's Youchoob which is where it'll end up when NOBODY else will buy it!
* Junior is upstairs apparently - he will be down soon.
* Cats and dogs everywhere
* Quite a few technical glitches…
* Talking about her racing greyhound
* Stating that Eurovision was a con when she did it 20 years ago. (No doubt because she didn't win)
* She's doing lots of Prides this year. (She's a cheap filler obviously, like her face & arse) However she said she was doing 40 last year and only did about 6.
* She’s shouting again & screeching over everything
(Their feed is so far behind)
* She’s not drinking, well she might have one......... (or ten!)
* She’s talking over everything
* Its a very professional event - live stream in 2 parts so far! 154 viewing. and they're undoubtedly all Tattlers Fact is that she needs at least 2 million views to make anything on YouTube ... 154 pissy views will give her approx 2 quid ..... definitely not getting her empire back anytime soon
* She is now attempting to twerk, waggling her pointy Toblerone arse about at her audience
* Asking her guests how much its costing to stay at the hotel down the road?
* Lardy Lou has turned up - not that you'd know who the hell it was these days
* Says she is drinking orange juice (in a wine glass?)
* Calling Bong a plonker now
* One of the cats is eating pizza, no doubt will chuck up later The cats are fighting on top of her now
* LIE ALERT!!! "Harvey is there all the time"
* Sounding surprised that the presenter can sing! (Unlike her!)
* Telling Bong he can’t fart as it would be right in her face - classy eh?
* Announces that she's going to call AFP! Woo hoo!!
* and that she's still going to do that fotershewt wiv Jodie Marsh
* Constantly vaping
* She bangs on about buying a new karaoke machine. then says she’s going to sing "I’ve got chew" in the break cos she knows the words and can’t be out of tune as its Her Song, so there!!.
* asking Jamie if he farted now.
* She’s having Appletize now - its not booze allegedly................
* It doesn't appear she's won the Lottery either
* Back on this rubbish again - She’s got Italian, Spanish and Canadian in her. (Not sure she's alluding to her Ancentral Roots tho)
* She’s just given Daz £60 cash to get as many bottles of Prosecco that he can from the shop up the road
* a brief pause as the feed collapsed with boredom, then it's back proclaiming that the Swiss entry is "A Minger" (Pots 'n kettles)
* Bong says he gets called Ian Huntley - skank is shouting "Yes you do, IAN!!!" But he has "Good legs" so she sez
* Bong has had a few beers but that vape has barely been out of her gob the whole time!
* She says His Job is cleaning the animals whilst she feeds them............................
* "Anyone being horrible will be muted!" - just wish that applied to HER!!
* "In this industry you get dropped like a lead balloon........" So she has noticed then?
* She's asking the audience of 135 (Tattlers) if they want her to do more lives.
* it finally admitted she's been REJECTED for Gogglebox on telly
* Being snarky about someone's Teef on Eurovision
* Twerking again whilst rubbing her pointy arse. (Real class right there, scratching her arse, an absolute talentless mess that can't sing, dance or act.)
* Batman (the dog) is pissing on the speaker - she shouts at him but doesn’t move to clear it up. Someone else is doing it
* Going on about the French singer's mouth & calling San Marino singer a knob! (As if this demo will get her a gig presenting this show in future eh??)
* asking Bong if she should wear a mask like that in bed - "Nah you got a beautiful face" Its the most he's ever said after a few beers
* Planning to spend some more money - She wants to go to Ireland to see some horses - she can fit that in her diary
* Going to get her nails done again next week - five visits in less than ten days FGS!
* Calling someone a twat now!
* Oh God! Its going to "sing"............................ Can she can remember the words to "I got choo"??
* "If Ize outta choon Iye don’t care!!"
* It says that Rick Live (Career Dead) wants her to record another song Of course he does luv!!!
* Swearing again - Called a guy on tv a prick and then a dickhead!
* Someone dared to call her "An evil animal abuser", so she told her dedicated pack of rabid lunatic "fans" to give him abuse, then accused the person of being a journalist.
* A spot of Poooor MEEEEE! - She still suffers with PTSD dontcha you know!
* She’s being all coy about singing now, "do I really have to do this, it’s embarrassing........." YUP it is!! She can’t remember the words & yet she was the one threatening she was going to sing anyway - nobody asked her to!!!
* Holding one arm behind her back, probably holding her Toblerone-shaped butt
* She's got a smoke machine filling the room with a peasouper fog - those poor animals
* She grandly announces that Junior is the talented one in the family............. He’s going to be a star She's trying to get him to "sing" with her now
* Thinks someone has farted, but Bong says it’s the cat litter stinking, they're all just saying it stinks, but no one going to clean it out.
* She wisely advises J that he should NEVER do Eurovision
* Some more of her pithy repartée - She’s just said "You’re all coming....", then added "In my mouth"
* She’s shouting "Who’s farted?" really loudly.
* Everyone looks very bored.
* Slagging someone else off now - whoever did the booze run must have brought back a few crates as skank sounds increasingly pissed- in fact they'll be sent back for more shortly by the sounds of it.
* She would love to sing in front of a big crowd (like at Eurovision), but says she probably won’t sell enough tickets even to a local club. Thats a rare moment of honesty from her there, she must be drunk!
* Says that Ryan (Slymi?) would like some guy on tv, then said "Probably already banged him........"
* Now having a pop at Jasmine’s dad George about what he’s doing with his hands - yes she made some lewd comment about what Jasmine’s dad was doing with his hands, implying "That’s for later…". . (Bet he's thrilled at being there & seeing this debaclé - Her parents were both there to witness this carnage!!)
* Eurovision is over now. She’s deffo hammered, singing badly and that party looks shit, hardly anyone is watching it but its so funny!! It’s over for her, it’s just the Red Tops keeping her going now with her procession of LIES about everything
20.5.25 - More about MEEEEEE! on youchoob. Just listen to it demeaning poor little Bong, telling everyone about his seksii arms and legs yet done in a piss-taking way. If that was a man demanding his girlfriend shows him her legs in such a forceful way it would be deemed inappropriate bullying & coercive control, but she was doing that to Bong! Skank is really sick in the head.
* Also you'll later see skank yakking away at the camera from high up on Wallis and theres dear little Bong trailing along behind them like the good boy he is - so he's definately NOT at the gym pumping iron
https://youtu.be/mOB9yNlK51U
* Also Wallis clearly wants nothing to do with her. He looked shut down when she was near. Funny though, when after "petting" him she claimed he would scrape his foot for more attention from her but he didn't, he even turned away. She kept slapping him too which they don't like, her dragging his head downwards, literally waving her claws in his face with jerky erratic movements instead of calm repetitive stroking, like horses do to each other. The way she held his reins was dreadful when she kept pulling on his head for no reason, plus of course the "experienced horsewoman" had to be reminded to do up her helmet ! And why take a young dog out with horses without gradual practice and training? He kept going near the back legs and horses do kick-out at annoying behaviours like that
* Wonder why they didn't show them riding in the field full of animals that was supposedly their destination? (Why? Because all she was interested in was sniping at the old Shitty Shack looming there in the background, that being the place she didn't get evicted from)
*The only interesting bit was her trying to mount the horse when the comedy norks nearly caused her to go straight over his head- its a shame she didn't.

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
* It lied when at this charity event skank grandly announced that AFP "had donated a million pounds" to this fundraiser for St Barnabas Hospice, when in fact AFP generously donated £10k SPLIT between three charities from her shitty book sales.
".......and told a load of LIES again and donated FUCK ALL innit!"
18.5.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35003352/katie-price-weight-loss-truth-snapchat-unwell/
Apart from the infuriating lies about her weight loss (jabs, not diet and exercise), what really annoys is how she keeps saying she only put on weight because she was in a wheelchair for endless months after Browkern Trotterz and obviously this is something that was beyond her control. It is disrespectful to wheelchair users,
* The most important thing is she was not in a wheelchair for 10 months, it was more like 10 days, indeed she was seen in a reflection in a mirror caught on camera walking back from the loo in a restaurant as well as arriving in a hotel room at a posh hotel (was it the Maldives?) She said she was in a wheelchair & completely unable to weight-bear, but then pictured swimming from a pontoon where the only way back up was via a rickety metal ladder! She was also captured careering at speed around a shop on a mobility scooter with her supposedly Browkern Trotterz stuck straight out in front of her with no apparent fear of bashing them into anything Basically she was only ever confined to said Wheelchair when there was a camera around.....
22.5.25 - heres an entire Catalogue of LIES from it!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3571/3571093-8585312e9d4e9144ae52ad8aa15f2333.mp4

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
15.5.25 - and again, the weekly repeat about all the "concerned fans" fretting over her taut face etc. WHAT UTTER BULLSHIT! Do they ever even read the comments on this garbage? https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14714451/Katie-Price-shows-incredibly-taut-face-amid-fan-concern-shrinking-appearance.html

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
16.5.25 - she'll be seething over this - Pete Yew Cunt takes J&P to the premiere of Mission Impossible in London. Obviously this means Mummy will be will dragging them along to the premiere of Jackie the Stripper in a pub basement in Bermondsey so as not to be outdone Is this film going to get her to the BAFTAs next year? NAH!
* She never managed to pin this one down though and he escaped relatively unscathed by the experience

19.5.25 - https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-might-never-closure-35238557
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-wont-find-what-35238141
*"While it's completely natural to want answers from unresolved heartbreak, the reality is that those answers may never come. Peter has likely processed the end of their relationship in his own way and revisiting the past, especially in public, may not feel necessary for him."
She teased out the possibility that Katie might not get the closure she desires: "As a result, Katie may never receive the clarity she's searching for," adding, "Watching Peter in a stable, loving relationship with his new wife could understandably stir comparisons for Katie, particularly since their split wasn't fully on her terms.
"However, romanticising the past or lingering on 'what could have been' isn't helpful for her or for her life moving forward." Tina advised a "more empowering path" could be for Katie to embrace acceptance and realise that not every breakup comes with "neat explanations".
"Closure is a decision, not a conversation," she told us. "Learning to let go without resolution may be the key for Katie to finally move forward and find emotional freedom."
* Fact is that skank still does not accept Pete is NEVER coming back even though he has refused to even speak to her for 16 years despite all her goading at him demanding his attention! She will always imagine he will come to his senses one day and beg her for forgiveness even though she was The Guilty Party, which she fails to acknowledge anyway.
20.5.25 - It's Dwight's turn now. This must be part of her campaign to persuade some idiot at C4 or the Beeb to offer MEEEEE! a show about H's moving into his own place again - because his father is some sort of a bastard you see. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/35039537/katie-price-swipe-dwight-yorke-abandoned-harvey/
* For goodness sake - that farce was 22 years ago! Between Dwight and Peter she is so stuck in the past but just shows how she doesn't have anything interesting going on in her life at the moment so dredges this lot up and slops it out to sell. Perhaps this would be a good time for PD to remind the papers that DY & skank weren't 'exclusive' when she got pregnant and Dwight asked for a paternity test to prove it was his! But yes, Dwight is the bad guy as usual because Nothing is ever her fault - she tried to trap DY and he was'nt having any of it and she won't let it go

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
15.5.25 - so last week the cat gets kicked out of the way and this week the puppy cops it from the fucking bitch Listen to the thud as it shoves the poor little thing aside
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34964393/katie-price-slam
Writing in the comments section of the video, one concerned viewer said: "You knocked the poor puppy flying I could hear the bang on the floor so cruel." As another added: "Puppy got flung."
16.5.25 - now the Mail pick up on her launching the puppy about https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14715989/katie-price-mistreating-puppy-video.html They also mention Lady the young Labrador skank had, but they fail to mention how Lady suddenly vanished without trace and yes -
skank is "Disgusting"! Unquestionably so, in every respect.
17.5.25 - following the lambasting she got for hurling Rookie across the room, she posts this as deflection
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJuFeNAqTyD/?utm_source=ig_embed

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
17.5.25 - off we go again with the Stalker Nonsense whereby the entire British Police Force and Security Services are at her beck & call making MEEEEE! "A high red alert for stalkers" apparently... Never mind taking down Iranian terrorist cells, THIS is exactly the type of case our boys and girls in blue should be concentrating on - MEEEEE! https://youtu.be/9WjqOrHlI08
* The REAL question here is will skank actually be living in the HH rental in August? She said a few weeks ago "Can't wait to move in a few months" and seems skank IS planning to move because she's laying the groundwork for it in giving the same LIES as her reasons for not wanting to be at the Shitty Shack any longer due to stalkers / kidnap threats / Twollz, then saying police told her to move and not go back It does look like she is mentioning stalkers, kidnap threats and being on "Code red" for a REASON (and there are always weasons for weasons with the skank), so pêrhaps thats why skank is waiting until August to get H's mobility car delivered - so she's away from these neighbours that hate her, those watching her every move who are complaining about her endlessly?. Or just maybe she's being evicted from 'Aywerds 'Eef now too as the Tenant-from-Hell?
* "Gotta go, Dave, I'm in a MEETING!" Yeah thats how to deal with a dangerous stalker innit?
* Then in the next breath she tells everyone that she's hot-wired to the police in lieu of any potential stalkers!!!. Funny how she was rather flattered and chuffed with that phone call from this "stalker" whom she knew by name, and also funny - how come Dave happens to have her personal mobile number when she changes / loses phones more often than she changes her drawers
* Again this is another case of her creating drama and trying to play victim for the Braindeads. She did the same previously when accusing that bloke of being A Stalker, him in the garden centre opposite the Shitty Shack who was there buying his pansies when she stuck the camera in his face and filmed HIM whilst making her absurd accusations!!! Same as now, she was desperate for attention from the red tops and trying to get a some bloody idiot to give her a show. Its the same old same old with the skank - plus ça change.

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
15.5.25 - as you can see, H does not fit into any of Mummy's cars.....
Hence why Mummy needs this noo £52k one. However it won't take long before the inside looks like a dustbin and H has smashed the odd window or two...................
* Its all about What Mummy Wants though and sod 'Arv basically.
"I WANT..................." Not what Harvey either wants or needs - just MEEEEE! and wot Ize want!!
*

*oh and now the Pink Monstrosity has been discarded like Bong. Wrecked, abused and flung aside, just like Bong and the other 3697 of her previous victims!!!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3561/3561669-5f3e7d1f99db9e60ec516dc904ddfb3c.mp4
*The way she’s chatting crap it’s like she’s actually forgotten it’s a Mobility Car at all! "I want, I want, I want…… MEEEEE!"
Anybody would think she was actually buying it , however, she won’t be able to keep it at home if Harvey isn’t there & she is absolutely deluded with this.
* and more regurgitated old nonsense glorifying MEEEEE! but ostensibly about H. The editing is atrocious too https://youtu.be/i5ziv0NxaV4
* Still, she can always go a-grovelling to C4 again to make a show featuring MEEEEE! entitled 'How easy it is to get a free car'.
The scenario be something like this ...
How a grifting, narcissistic liar gets a car on the Motability Scheme even though they have no licence or are uninsurable due to high costs, and possess the worst driving record including drink and drug offences. They frequently film themselves driving with no seatbelt nor one on their disabled son, all while interacting with their mobile phone and/or eating whilst driving and distracted. They also have severe mental health issues including severe PTSD, the worstest ADHD ever, the worstest injured trotters ever and suicidal thoughts. However they are a fully qualified air-ambulance-roadside-mobile paramedic so it should be fine...... shouldn't it?
* Most people don't believe a word of her shite though
17.5.25 - "Awwwlll abbaaahhhttt MEEEEE!"
* She proudly reposts this image of H chucking his food bowl on the floor making a nice mess for someone else to clear up. Thats not something to be proud of skanky Nor is it funny.

Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
16.5.25 - screeching at P when she passed her driving test finally. She scares the life out of baby Olive with her screaming and is later seen bilging vape all over the child AGAIN

Only Grans and Suchlike -
16.5.25 - nothing like seeing the sticky plasters stuck on her arse to enhance the "Phworrr Factor" though. Its all pointy toe, pointy nails and now a pointy arse to match. Skank looks like a Toblerone in those staircase pics. She can't possibly be happy with this, surely??
"Here's me looking awll sexy wiv me dirty, pus-filled bum plasters, but Ize coloured-in the bald sides of my head and got me headband wig on. Dontcha fancy me egg?, Hey egg where are you? Noo egg??? Grrrrr 'ees fukked off......All men are bastards innit................"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-poses-plaster-bum-35236925
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34984469/katie-price-shoot-lingerie-plaster-bum-surgery/
* Its well-seksi showing off the pus-filled plasters though The fact she's sold these grim images can only mean that she's short of readies having blown a fortune this past month on Utter Crap

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
18.5.25 - this does look like they're taking the piss out of this week's flood of LIES from the thing
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34946612/katie-prices-five-most-shocking-revelations-this-week/
Basically its just a tedious re-hash of all the LIES she spouted on that grim crapcast she guested on this week
22.5.25 - for every grovelling post from the Sun they come back with one designed to knock her bandy (which she already is haha!) This is taken from a topic concerning the banning of Vapes - and guess who is centre stage puffing like Thomas the Tank Engine sitting on a TRAIN??!