Katie Price 14 Wiki

* Seksi Foters
* Resumé
* Troof or Lie??
* Bankruptcy here we come! Woo Hoo!!
* Find a Bandwagon and Jump Aboard! Woo Hoo
* Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl
* "Ize a singul gal now!" Recruiting the next The One mk 3498
* Fwends abandoning ship now - woo hoo!
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!"
* Its Behind You! Yes its the skank, the Panto Horror Show Woo Hoo!
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries & Crap Tattoos etc
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Getting at the Exes & The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs
* At least someone was pleased to see it though
* Those Poor Kids & "Cruelly Mum-Shamed"
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" - for blind, deaf Mugs
* How or WHY Even?
* Dressed to Kill - LOL
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Another Online BS Fest - Spot Der Troof in this Lot! -
* 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* Animal Victims - take note RSPCA!!
*Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
* Moooosik!
* Fan Zone - yes there are a couple left that have yet to be locked up

Let this be the start of The Worst Week of It's Miserable Existence -
/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/21988253/kieran-hayler-grins-police-arrest-child-neglect/
P takes step-mum Emily to her PLT event - one cannot imagine why..................................
Step-Mum Emily versus the skank itself
15.4.23 - Things are afoot - woo hoo! Stirrings on the ole Interweb thingy regarding K and the children.
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17.4.23 - the fall-out from the PLT gig - skank is going to self-combust over this!

The Skanky Magazine - Noo Edishun! Woo Hoo

17.4.23 - its now getting "slammed" for driving in flop-flops. Yes driving that Hummer monstrosity its not even wearing proper shoes!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22070749/katie-price-slammed-driving-60k-hummer-sliders/
Actually the flak is pounding the thing at the moment what with this nonsense, it getting it's licence back and her allegedly 'buying' a £60k Hummer. Not the response she'd anticipated but actually she doesn't give a shit about anything nor anyone for which this article sums it up https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-thinks-celebrity-status-29754770

Seksi Foters - (LOL)
Rubber Gran is here
Stand back Superman, Ice Man, Spiderman
Batman and Robin too
Don't wanna cause a ruckus, but B.A. Baracus
Have I got a match for you!
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies
She's got more bottle than United Dairies
Hang about! Look out! Its Rubber Gran!
14.4.23 - standing on street corners (minus the dustbins this time though) Apparently its some promo it's attending with Slymi despite it looking something altogether different LOL Note the wonky knockers though o O

*https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22005141/katie-price-dominatrix-rabbit-boobs-pvc-onlyfans/
This is apparently "Rocking Geek-Chic" She's borrowed Edna's glasses for the occasion too
Gotta love how the grovelling journo says skanky "stole the show........................" Nah mate, she'd steal yer teef but never The Show!!


Resumé -
The manky old sIag throws out yet more unfounded "disgusting" allegations then stomps back off her latest holiday in her jammies with her kids in tow. Those poor kids look very tired & sad but Crawl just looks pissed off....this now seems normal Yet Kieran doesn't seem overly concerned about recent "disgusting" events something good is brewing perhaps? The gofundme grows apace as more people become thoroughly pissed-off with the skank's activities
More of her manky shite for sale on deplop with the Stop Press News that Skanky & FPC will be hitting the road again with more plaster classes...woo hoo
BH imminent Woo Hoo!
AFP is still recovering from her transplant. PFP has had bionic legs fitted & is currently unable to run around after AFP.
SFP, well errrr, ummm
And on the shit show rolls......
15.5.23 - So this week, it returns from holiday, hair appointments, nail appointments, evades bankruptcy hearing again, gets her face on tv news channels blathering about Twolz, red carpet event (so to speak) and is now back driving. Oh and some more staged pap shots and gruesome OF's BUT
Reasons to celebrate this week:
Bankruptcy adjourned, not discharged, and that's valuable extra time to dig for even more evidence.
SB is back again although for how long is debateable- he's always good for a laugh.
She got her driving licence back - although I don't think she should ever grace our roads in any capacity other than a passenger, it will be interesting for her to explain how she managed to pay for her insurance to the BH or which mug she conned in to insuring it with her as a driver.
Now the driving ban has been lifted there is scope for SB to be sidelined and noo egg hunting can commence.
If noooo egg hunting is successful I await the rants, 8,699,887,758,936 page troof and some more explosive recordings to be released from the very attractive, underbite master, sinkboydeckwankerfucktard.
Driving licence means she doesn't need to wait for deliveries - she can go and see That Friend at 5 am when she is feeling lonely - and be jailed this time.
Princess looked VERY happy with Dr E and not a sniff of skanky around with her smelly, pissy pants. No chance that the lopsided knocker one has managed to muscle in. That's got to be cause for celebration alone?
Definitely, probably, maybe sporting a tooth plate with front teef attached.
Short nails - perhaps her nails are so bad after years of extensions they can no longer do them and she is left with wee stumps.
Jett and Bunty have not pictured with her all week.
KH and MP happier than ever and happy to tell the world
MP has posted that she has spoken to 'Bunnybops' - that alone will cause ructions chez skank
17.4.23 - pretending "Evvvyfink is grate innit!" walking in the stinky garden at Trampy Towers pretending they're out with poor Blade. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11979521/Katie-Price-turns-heads-psychedelic-trousers-fluffy-slippers-walk-fianc-Carl-Woods.html#comments Bastard trousers BTW
Skank going for compo= MET police lawyers dragging up all skanks previous regarding trolling and restraining orders to others.
Skank driving = just a matter of time before she fucks up and gets arrested.
Skank in panto= a fucking laugh when she turns up smashed ditches the thing and gets completely slated for her performance no one in TV will touch it with a barge pole again.
Skank running the marathon= when she doesn't even start or walks 6km and drops out like the last time she'll get a backlash and again any hope of a physical reality gig on sas, jungle, doi, strictly is not going to happen.
And the best thing of all if the rumours are true and skank is using sink boys bank account to launder money through they both could be in deep shit.
Proof from the annals of history that skanky being a nasty old bitch is NOTHING new Katie Price #270 She can't sing, She can't dance, and she's got the body of spongebob square pants! | Page 12 | Tattle Life

Troof or Lie? -
"The bankruptcy is sorted" It spouted this claptrap at the ludicrous Farage interview and the fiasco in the Sunday Times - LIE

Troof and Lie!!

This explains EVERYTHING!! TROOF!!!!

12.4.23 - Bankruptcy here we come at long last! Woo Hoo!! -
Cancel that! It has ducked-out YET AGAIN; Can't wait to hear the excuses on this one then
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11963691/Bankrupt-Katie-Price-dodges-court-hearing-fifth-time-answer-questions-3-2-million-debt.html Daily Mail says ‘discharge suspended due to non cooperation’ and mentions ‘protracted legal issues’ so we go back to Square One and wait for 7th July hoping it'll be FORCED into Court.

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-avoids-bankruptcy-29687005
All the red tops are running it now. They are all sticking the knife in & twisting The very clear message is she's not paying anything on it's debts, its going on expensive holidays, having constant surgery & desperately trying to make money by flogging her worn knickers or bits of her dirty clothing, manky shoes & stripping off on OF for £12. Not making her sound successful & popular are they? This fiasco is is not going down very well though, for example :-
And as a by-note, the fact it's only been adjourned not discharged just goes to prove that she lied in that Sunday Times interview and the Farage Fiasco when she claimed that it was all 'Sorted'. It's far from sorted skanky, as you will find out, indeed the longer it carries on the more evidence is going to surface and then when you elbow SB he'll be singing like a canary (ie better than you ever managed in your singin' Caweer)
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Back to 2015 with the out-of-control spending being highlighted
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18.4.23 - the Sun's article about her shite panto rubbish also reinterated this little nugget from the Gob of Skank
"The TV star previously shrugged off owing a massive debt as she hit out that bankruptcy was "just a word".
Katie opened up about her cash woes in an interview with the Sunday Times, saying she was being "judged".
The model explained: "Because they believe the word ‘bankrupt’, I get judged for it. But I don't let it get to me.
"I just think, OK, if you don’t want my business because you believe what you read, then you lose out.
"Bankruptcy’s just, like, a word. But I don’t let it affect me, because I know the truth."
Thats what she thinks about being BANKRUPT - its inconvenient and nothing more

Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
14.4.23 - Currently its all ON again. Yawn.....................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22036327/katie-price-carl-woods-wagatha-holiday/
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-carl-cant-keep-29709076
SFP The Source getting her two penneth in again with this crap "Our source added: “She’s been putting on a brave face and is having to do her community service.She knows she has to do it and she’s getting on with it, but it’s obviously not ideal. It’s just been the week from hell for Katie. It’s just been one thing after another.” Nobody deserves it more
Back when skank still wanted him, or rather she does not want anyone else having him which is typical skank behaviour, as per ALL her ex hisbands and random escapees
https://v19-web-newkey.tiktokcdn.com/4e544134d5b20dc3de6b98cbe7393318/6443d6c8/video/tos/maliva/tos-maliva-ve-0068c800-us/3e2efe5014014e07a2b227c4871ca6fc/?a=1988&ch=0&cr=0&dr=0&lr=tiktok_m&cd=0%7C0%7C1%7C0&cv=1&br=1698&bt=849&cs=0&ds=3&ft=ApKJEBxTq8ZmoapS6c_vj1o.LAhLrus&mime_type=video_mp4&qs=0&rc=Ozc8ZzNnN2U8NztkZzs4NUBpajRkdmk8c3V1NTMzNzczM0AzYDNiY2MwNTIxYDNjYmFhYSNiYXIvZDZvYzNgLS1kMTZzcw%3D%3D&l=20230422064403C9ECB6292E3B546C999F&btag=80000. Charming though is she not?

"Ize a singul gal now!" Recruiting the next The One mk 3498 -

11.4.23 - Is this the Noo Egg mk. 3498?
He's a sort of weird-looking Boyson hybrid creature Mind you, he's already got the plucked-eyebrows, horrid tattoos, ropey little beardy thing AND Turkey Teef so he'd be quite a cheap model for skank to get a hold of in that she won't have to send him to Turkey to be adapted. In fact he looks like Eddie the Eagle..........................

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!"
17.4.23 - The vanity of it is breathtaking
/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22063278/katie-price-slammed-fans-compares-herself-princess-diana/
The Flying Monkeys were quick to dive in against "The Trolls" though
"After the scathing comments by trolls, others were quick to jump to Katie’s defence.
One said: “How’s it an insult to Diana you fools ! It’s a homage to Ralph Lauren,nothing to do with Comparing the two..if your going to comment at least do your research first !!”
And a second added: “pricey cant win no matter what she says or does i think even KP will no there is no comparrison between her and Diana always someone moaning and going on.”


It's Behind you! Yes its the skank, the Panto Horror Show Woo Hoo! -
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”Where’s my career?” - “ It’s behinnnnnnnd you”
If you go to the Theatre site they are already using her as a selling point for the entire production. All very odd considering she cannot act, sing, or dance, she’s unable to ab-lib, is unreliable and will forget her lines and placement on stage, she is unable to do anything a seasoned Panto performer can do and has the personality of Hitler This is a sure-fire disaster IF it actually happens but the theatre are advertising her as appearing so why else have they done this? She would also have to attend rehearsals probably through November, maybe before, the production only has Christmas Day off, so away from her kids who need her (if she still has them by then) and all that time on stage on her poorly trotters. Panto is a gruelling schedule, Is she wearing the moon boots on stage? What a load of from everyone involved in this nonsense, don’t get it, she ain’t gonna do it is she?
17.4.23 - The funniest thing EVER!
https://theguideliverpool.com/katie-price-to-star-in-the-ms-bank-arenas-2023-christmas-pantomime/
Like it will be able to cope with being in Liverpool day-in-day-out for weeks! And what about the children??? It has a terrible reputation for panto too - take this from her last stint in 2015
Katie Price - completely useless!
Review of New Victoria Theatre, Woking Surrey
We always take our grandchildren to Woking's panto and this year we saw Sleeping Beauty. Overall the kids enjoyed it but it was definitely the poorest one we've seen in the last few years (Bring back Justin Fletcher!)
Biggest disappointment was the headline attraction - Katie Price. She looked terrified, unrehersed, unprofessional and totally uncordinated i.e. out of sinc. with the other dancers on stage with her. She didn't smile once and didn't interact at all with the children in the audience. When she couldn't keep up with her other dancers she even put her bottom lip forward and puffed out a breath clearly indicating that she was struggling. She should stick to whatever she's good at.......which isn't Panto!
Date of experience: December 2015
In this Scouse farce its going to be in the Wicked Witch role which means minimal time spent getting into character and make up, in fact they'll need ALL their amazing 3D effects to stop skanky repulsing the captive audience.

This is a critics review. The reviewer loved the show and praised the rest of the cast, then they came to Skanky Skank is so much worse in every aspect of her life now and this is how bad she was in 2015…that mean girl in me kinda wants to see this happen in a weird way & it will a catastrophe, can you imagine the reviews Anyway read this and weep (tears of laughter ) Surprise surprise she didn’t even complete the full run, what are these Panto producers playing at….
"At the top of the bill is TV personality (?) Katie Price as the evil fairy 'Malevolence' (it appears 'Maleficent' was copyrighted...). Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Every time she set foot on the stage, I found myself cringing into my seat at her excessive pouting and smouldering which was all Katie, and no 'Malevolence'. The good news is, she was able to make a joke about herself and her many books, marriages and Page 3 career, but that's really about it. She didn't know any of the choreography her fellow cast mates knew thoroughly; she just swayed from side-to-side during the dance numbers, and when she did attempt to follow the odd dance move, she just looked so uncomfortable. Futhermore, her 'singing' was all mimed - and badly too. I can't even say if it was her pre-recorded voice or someone else's... She lip-synced her way through 'Black

Magic' by Little Mix, turning her back on the audience on more than one occasion so we couldn't see her face. I'm pretty sure this was to cover the fact that she didn't know the words...
The role of 'Malevolence' will be taken over by Anita Dobson from 28th December, and while I can't guarantee she'll be any better than Price, she certainly couldn't be much worse, so maybe wait until then to see this panto!"

Oh and its an Adult Panto apparently - she'll still be shit regardless! And £60k?????? Is'nt that the exact amount her Noo Moter costs?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22070906/katie-price-panto-acting-job-bankrupt/
Sleazy show with a sleazy old scrubber - thats IF it actually turns up of course and others have their doubts too



Fwends abandoning ship - woo hoo!
An example of what it does when Fwends outgrow their usefullness to it, rather like the techniques used on Ex-Husbands.
"Skank tried to destroy me for my 'disgusting' behaviour She called my ex employer and asked why i left (huge gdpr breach from them for starters) but Ieft on good terms sadly for her. She tried to take my car from me. Never been more glad to have a car on finance."
23.4.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22130035/katie-price-new-feud-rebekah-vardy/
Here goes another "friendship" Vardy is as much of a bitch as skank so Bring It On, however Skanky has well & truly lost the plot now to the degree of even heckling the actress playing Vardy throughout the performance. Did she not understand it's not actually the real Vardy onstage? And all this seemingly because The Real Ms Vardy refused to engage with her when she tried to contact her and refused to acknowledge The Skank "reaching out"? Make no mistake, Madame Vardy is by no means innocent herself but she made a bloody good call for ignoring Skanky! Woo Hoo!!
This is allegedly what its all about Skanky was after "favours", ie Publicity, & Vardy turned her down thus this entire fiasco appears to be one of goading and enticing Vardy in the hope it will lead her to a court case to earn some cash. #Hagatha Christie here we come, sadly though you have missed the boat there skanky - Colleen has already cleaned her out.
"Ize innercint!" it shreiks - or has skanky forgotten this load of garbage on her shitty youtube channel with her adding her own two penneth on Wagatha Christie? Could this be why Ms Vardy has blanked the skank?
https://youtu.be/NzY2QhrFAyMardy
Interesting she says Colleen Rooney shouldn't put statements out there without showing proof....but that's exactly what she's done to Kieran and Michelle isn't it!? Its pretty rich her spouting forth with this rubbish coinsidering she's already had to pay damages to Pete, damages to Claire Powell & damages to her ex-friend Jamelah for doing precisemly that. Its just her NOT being a Twoll of course. That was not the end of it either because now Kieran is Number One Target for her venom, her screeching allegations to the Police that he is "a groomer & a stalker", plus alleging all manner of abuse went on in his house. She ought be paying every single penny she has and will ever earn for the rest of her life for these lies. This is one giant hypocritical LIAR

"Deflametry" Is this a medication for piles?

At least someone was pleased to see it though


Scrounging & Grifting plus Flogging Crap -
This harks back to the Browkern Trotterz times, the liyfe fretninly injurrd feyt. What an utter waste of money on this old fraud if it is, but likely to be just another of her LIES, basically its not even in her wildest dreams or biggest LIES. Thats a few hundred £s but thousands no, that would be a proper custom job especially made for your measurements, with torso support etc. yet that looks like a bog standard chair with a pink paint job with a pink seat pad and Velcro pink back
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/12433898/katie-price-piunk-custom-wheelchair-swarovksi-crystal-break-feet/
12.4.23 - I wonder how this grift is going? Any club managers stupid enough to offer a venue for it to "Make Munney" on?
https://www.thesun.ie/tv/10090129/katie-price-money-harvey-21st/
13.4.23 - yes she Luvs it alright considering she's worn the thing 24/7 for a week

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Wouldn't pass it now though

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" -
18.4.23 - "Katie's panto comeback was revealed back in January, with a source telling The Mirror at the time: "She’s most excited about landing a massive role in a pantomime.Katie loves to sing and perform (hahahahahahaha!) and panto is something she’s always been a fan of, so this is a dream come true. She has a range of new projects and businesses that she’s working on, and she’s got an accessories business in the pipeline, too."
Oh goody. I assume her new 'accessories business' will be full of elegant and stylish adornments and not chewed up Barbies stuck to a bit of string...
20.4.23 - so its all just a marketing scam eh? Skank drives this old bucket about for publicity hoping that one of her mug "fans" will swoop in to buy the thing for way-over-the-market-value. Its been sitting on SB's grotty car lot for at least 6 months and it is certainly NOT worth 20k let alone £60,000!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11990645/Katie-Price-selling-new-60k-Hummer-bargain-price.html
22.4.23 - Part of "Rebuilding The Empire" consisting of flogging her filthy, stinking, used underwear fresh from the floor to perverts. Framed & autographed of course which makes this sleazefest far more valuable to her (allegedly) https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22121242/katie-price-flogging-bras-unwashed-underwear-cash/

This will be another one then - "A Cooking Show Wiv' MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE". This muck actually looks like its been dropped on the floor then scooped back onto the plate! https://tattle.life/attachments/2117600/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22123641/katie-price-fans-bizarre-spag-bol/

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries & Crap Tattoos etc -
23.4.23 - another re-inflation of the fish-lips although God-alone knows what filter it's using
He kids are both there in that salon with it though;

"Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -

Irony appears to be lost on the skank.

Getting at the Exes & The Escapees -
15.4.23 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/my-relationship-katie-price-like-29679381
Thats the worst day's work he EVER did getting involved with the skankmonster, however its high time he got some mileage out of the thing after all it's put him through over the years since his escape.
Back to 2015 - this was the time when Kieron was allegedly shagging Jane P (according to skank every time she gets her knickers in a twist over him and his accused "infidelity") Looking at this the entire thing she spouts now does not bear any resemblence whatsoever to the article but then nobody believes a bloody word from skanky anyway so its likely to be TRUE https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2622254/Katie-Price-brands-Jane-Pountney-homewrecker-husband-Derrick-plays-affair.html
21.4.23 - getting a dig at Kieron, her usual "Up yours, I've got the kids!"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22112087/katie-price-wrisks-wrath-ex-kieran-bunny-high-heels/
From a couple of years ago, here comes another Egg-That-Dun-A-Bunk that it threatens to release footage and "proof" of same on. He'd have to be fucking mad dontcha think??
https://www.her.ie/celeb/katie-price-hints-at-secret-romance-with-strictly-star-mark-wright-possibly-after-hed-started-dating-michelle-keegan-207122
Just a reminder of what it did to Alex on it's revenge mission. Its yet to pay him a penny of this either
There is NO "alleged" about it - witnesses confirmed it. Furthermore it did not turn up for Court in this case either because it knew absolutely that it was going to lose badly, perhaps the same as why it stayed in Spain on 9th May 2023, BECAUSE it knew it was going to lose;

Slamming & Swiping - Iss wot shee duzz innit? -
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/22109081/katie-price-im-a-celeb-legends-peter-andre/
What it amounts to is that skanky has got the hump because she was not begged on bended knee to join the group in Saaaarrrrfff Affrikka! Hardly a surprise when ITV have already told her bluntly she is NOT deemed suitable for Family Entertainment due to her OF activities (amongst other things), plus there are hoardes of Saaaaarrrrrfff Affrikkan bandits after her for slagging them off about "waping" her in front of at least twenty other people and her children. She is wholly unwanted by ITV and South Africa along with all her ex-husbands and other Escapees

Twollz, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers and 'Orsham's Own Banksy -
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These were levelled at Kieron causing yet another of the arrests atributable to the skank - and this from the Anti-Twoll Campaigner?
11.4.23 -https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20230411_181752_chrome-jpg.2092978/ - mentioning the visit from 'Orsham's very own Banksy
13.4.23 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/breaking-police-officers-found-guilty-29700105
Here we go then with the skank's fave bandwagon. Twollz - no doubt we'll be deluged with statements from it later on, meantime it's probably rubbing it's grubby hands together thinking about all that compensation Harvey has coming on Friday. Also note in this rubbish that “Katie raised him on her own single-handedly” - yes maybe so IF you exclude the work of AFP, countless nannies or anybody else she could dump him onto (hairdressers etc)
14.4.23 - its been on C5 preaching about 'Arvey's Law again, wheeling him out for staged pap walks around the grotty gardens at Trampy Towers pretending its the local park, this, bearing in mind that in same interview it says " I don't like parading him on the news or for pap walks" after which placing him like a shop window dummy for the "interview". Massive hypocrite alert here! Of course these idiot coppers are "Disgusting" BUT - how about this - she thinks the punishment for online trolling should be imprisonment! Thats pretty rich when skank itself is the worst protagonist for trolling whether its online or not! Gonna lock YOURSELF up skanky eh?
These are her words…”That’s why I brought Harvey’s Law in, and the online trolling which now we’re at the last stages of , it will help stop things like this online, and you know, in real life as well” Also bear in mind that H would have been blissfully unaware of all this rubbish had Mummy not found it then shoved it under his nose screeching and TBH with all his disadvantages in life he likely doesn't even comprehend any of it anyway (particularly when you consider how he shouts expletives because he has no concept of such things). This is ALL for Mummy's Benefit - not Harvey's - she laughs at his swearing.
https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/story/2015-03-03/harveys-law-passed-for-lost-pets
Err no you won't skank. Like we keep reminding you, Harvey's Law already exists
Presenters ended the show saying they have great admiration for her and like any Mum will do anything for him (they don't know the skank do they?) because she hardly ever sees him you pandering idiots. Here we go - we called it, she’s moving into overdrive with this, the H wagon is rolling with the Mum of the year screeching along for the ride, the interviewers cheering her on & ignoring her Queen Troll ways - it simply beggars belief that not one person questions her hypocrisy! What is it with this country that none of these broadcasters/journalists call out her behaviour when they have the chance?
Also the Met police accusations weren't just about Harvey but an ongoing WhatsApp group discussion over a couple of years about many other people as well. Their behaviour is still reprehensible but skank & the tame media have tried to make out it was just about comments about Harvey as if he was the only victim, basically making it "Awl Abaaaahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !" as usual
That reservoir sized piss-bucket ain’t gonna be big enough, we need a bigger bucket.
14.4.23 - Update www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22033592/katie-price-met-police-guilty-harvey-mocking-messages/
"Breaks it's silence................." FFS it never shut up does it? In any case all its worried about is how big the payout will be because she'll need it for another 'oliday in the next couple of weeks. Basically this nonsense was these idiot officers repeating Harvey's catchphrase, 'Hello you cunt' (which his own mother taught him & finds hilariously amusing), or them saying "Blind Harvey still finds the fridge all right" - that is apparently "Racist"? Its not particularly nice of course and you'd expect better from Upholders Of The Law, yet its all become "Discustink innit"
Re Met Police fiasco -


We know how you feel love, we agree justice should be done too!



Yes we quite agree Katie, imagine people not ever employing you again if you did revenge porn and harassed people? You're quite right. Those sorts of people ARE discustink! What about her vainglorious Self calling Kelly Brook "A Heifer"? Kelly Brook is gorgeous without all the filters or plastic surgery skank sticks all over itself in the belief she's Gawjus, Kelly is all natural and she's never heard being nasty about anyone (even the skank after great provocation). Victoria beckham for all her sins had skanky summed up at the very beginning - "Who let the dogs out woof woof woof woof..............."
Remember this re Piegate? It threatens to release the alleged video of the event, yet despite the existence of this alleged video of this horrific scenario the Police still did an NFA on it! Now if this ain't Twollin' what is eh?

17.4.23 - Obviously the bung to shut it's cakehole from the Met Police was not sufficient for it's requirements, thus the 'ole Gravy Train steps up a gear to which there will be lots of "Discustinks" flying about and all sorts from Queen Twoll if it thinks theres money to be made from this.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11979721/Katie-Price-considers-legal-action-Met-Police-officers-messages-mocking-disabled-son.html
She's the VICTIM everywhere dontcha know! Well really? Whats this example of bullying from 2015?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2925382/Alicia-Douvall-reveals-felt-bullied-house-frenemy-Katie-Price.html


Using Harvey for Publicity & Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
12.4.23 -

and still wearing that hideous ensemble it's had on for a week.
One from the library. It's not averse to taking the piss out of H itself so her outrage regarding the "disgusting" display from those idiot Met Police officers is really somewhat ironic dontcha think? Shame this thing doesn't get fired from her role as "Mother"
14.4.22 - and out comes H for an airing, coincidentally captured by paps of course
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22032402/katie-price-harvey-bankruptcy-hearing/
Some truths do get through occasionally though
https://tattle.life/attachments/30b2fab5-e51f-4d04-a979-405c692d8956-jpeg.2098747/
https://tattle.life/attachments/6a7ee55e-21df-4965-8970-58cfd3d0a235-jpeg.2098748/

Oddly enough The Sun are concentrating MORE on her skipping the bankruptcy hearing than any of her other bullshit
And heres why "Harvey's Law" skanky-stylie is NOT going to happen - it already exists!

14.4.23 - looks like Auntie SFP is getting a bit of use out of H now
Coached answers from Harvey on tv interview re "Twolz" - she did an interview with Harvey last week about this police thing. I think it was ITV news. She asked Harvey how it makes him feel and he said 'happy and proud'. She said "NO NO!" then he rolled out his carousel of answers and pulled out 'sad and angry' instead. Got there on the second attempt
For all this no-one in the media or childrens charity sector will shout STOP, especially not the sainted Anna Kennedy who grovels about after skank and is equally as guilty as her of Using Harvey! When is somebody going to STOP all this manipulating a vulnerable man for coin? NO WAY should he even have an IG account that he doesn't even control either.

Those Poor Kids & "Cruelly Mum-Shamed" -
Rather sad is it not? Hopefully for not much longer.
15.4.23 - its clearly taking the piss royally with this one trying to make out its Other Parties responsible for the utter debaclé thats entirely her own doing! https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20230415_085711_facebook-jpg.2101630/
In a recent article (of shite) it says this as regards J&B -
"Recent events have meant I’m seeing my youngest children less and the relationship between me and their father has broken down. She adds: "It’s not good for my mental health and it’s certainly not good for their mental health. They should be having their mum in their life. At the moment I’m stuck in this rut with Jett and Bunny and it is frustrating for me.' But its OK to keep them from their dad.
21.4.23 - Using Bunty in her shite Q&A
21.4.23 - Pretending to be "shocked" at Bunty's announcement on her shitty Q&A last night about wanting to join Ownli Fanz. The child has said this in front of skanky at least once already so it can be no surprise nor shock despite it feigning it's horror at the announcement. (Details will be in earlier wikis) Bunty has been brainwashed into thinking OF is a career move for a girl
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22109656/katie-price-daughter-bunny-onlyfans/
8.11.22 - an article stating Kieran was not happy about skanky exposing the children to all sorts of stuff on her OF, strangely co-incidental to her snatching J&B shreiking all sorts at the police in dreadful unfounded allegations against HIM. Odd that eh?

22.4.23 - https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-bunny-kieran-hayler-29778264
23.4.23 - Heres the media making out that skanky was at Junior's concert when in reality this was footage filmed by one of her Flying Monkeys because She Was Not Invited. One cannot imagine why........................... Needless to say that IF it had been invited it would have stormed the stage again and screeched along with Junior being the total embarrassment that it always is if a camera is anywhere nearby, plus it's SMs would be bursting with clips of itself being "Der praaaahd Muvva innit". Therefore it was NOT there in person to ruin the lad's evening

"Ownli Nans" - for blind, deaf Mugs -
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22005141/katie-price-dominatrix-rabbit-boobs-pvc-onlyfans/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/20967970/katie-price-bondage-rabbit-outfit-bunny-boilers/ - its a Boiler alright but not of bunnies
12.4.23 - "Almost!" LOL. Perhaps he realised how many filters it poses under then got frightened of what would turn up at the shoot? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/naked-attraction-star-almost-asked-29631919

Court Cases & Law-Breaking -
12.4.23 - bearing in mind the thing is due to get it's driving licence back in June, one wonders if she'll notify the DVLA about all her Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos & the suicide attempts (including that famous one where she turned the car over in a country lane in Horsham completely trollied)?
13.4.23 - Going back to when it got nicked for breaking the Restraining Order we have this from the Daily Mirror. Note how it blames everyone else involved including other parents at the school (who do not like her anyway) which she insists is because of how she dresses & wears pink! Actually the Real Reason - the one she does not mention - is that it threatened two of the mums, not including MP, at the school gates! M is "Jellus of Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"naturally, also note the threat to remove the children from school which it has subsequently done. Oh and she was "Fuming" again.
THIS in fact -
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7243808/katie-price-banned-school-gates-haylers-girlfriend/
14.4.23 - The Met Police case She's absolutely LOVING this! Wearing a naff "Harvey's Law" tshirt it turns up on C5 for an "interview" She says these officers are all ‘Evil & offensive....... disgusting’. Jeez the irony when she herself has a RO, one which she broke in order to harass & verbally abuse the Andrés & even more so now, Kieran & Michelle. What about her evenge porn against Alex! Why don’t these points get raised on interviews & in the press? Skank is never called out…..WHY? . Almost snorted aloud when she said she can't decide whether to go to court with Harvey tomorrow because she "doesn't want to parade him"- FFS all she does is parade him like an exhibit and its always with cash in mind, therefore it’s going to milk this with TV interviews & the tabloids, after all, what a great opportunity for her to get paid publicity & use Harvey yet again?.
https://youtu.be/lWXrRyvsceo - The court case for her breaking the Restraining Order
15.4.23 - Its been seen driving the back roads of West Sussex again only this time it appears it might have its licence back early. I wonder which mug is fronting the insurance? Beyspowk Moters Inc or AFP? Either way it won't be long before it turns over the black Range Rover or some such incident, off-it's-crust as usual.
17.4.23 - and now this! Bankrupt buys £50k vehicle! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22068471/bankrupt-katie-price-buys-hummer-driving-ban/
Not sure this isn't another of her BS "stories" to sell because it looks very much like the vehicle Action Man SB likes to pose in, however look at the poll results under the Sun article!

So today its a Hummer - last time it "bought" a car was this one; Funny it never materialised though -
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-splashes-179k-pink-26641347
18.4.23 -A snippet from an article from an ex-plod who is sick-to-death of the thing doing as it pleases, stomping roughshod over laws everyone else has to abide by. Join the Club!!


18.4.23 - PROOF of it's law-breaking on at least two counts - come on Police, do your job please!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22070749/katie-price-slammed-driving-60k-hummer-sliders/
Watch out for this plate!
19.4.23 - https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-shares-pic-carl-25534843
Check it out in the driving seat (LHD)
and this was the Court case last year that took it off the road - so how come its already back out there threatening the lives of innocent road-users? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10312879/Katie-Price-43-arrives-court-sentencing-drink-driving-near-Sussex-home.html

# - Contained within
" A representative of Price has been contacted for comment. Her sister Sophie (aka SFP or Edna) told MailOnline: 'We love that the team at the Mail Online took the time to go on the Government's website to check Kate's number plate.' Thus identifying Edna as The Source everybody already knew she was
Well yeah Sophie… it’s not legally registered so it’s not legally on-the-road and that is NOT private land skank is driving on, therefore it won’t be insured either! Thats always assuming it is insured to begin with! Edna should be going off on one at her lovely sister for doing this after all her hard work trying to cover up all her myriad of crimes and disasters, not sarcastically remarking about the DM doing some research for a change In truth they probably nicked it from here. What an absolute shit show
19.4.3 - driving another vehicle from the Wankmobile Fleet leaving it's community service appointment, with SB & Jett in the car
20.4.23 - And here you have it! The thing is "Invinceable" now having sidestepped another crime it committed.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-feels-invincible-gets-29752147.amp
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22091822/katie-price-range-rover-drink-drive-crash-ban/
22.4.23 - Rumblings of Discontent from commenators on the web https://youtu.be/JthOzzNNXxk


Lies Lies Lies -
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11966543/Princess-Andre-looks-chic-step-mum-Emily-MacDonagh-PrettyLittleThing-launch-London.html
13.4.23 - Putting this here because it proves that skank is NOT P's momanager as she proclaims, otherwise Emily would not be in this photo - it would be skank all the way shoving in front as she always does.
Big Lie! "The bankruptcy is sorted" no it was postponed so you're still bankrupt and still in deep shit.

Another Online BS Fest - Spot Der Troof in this lot then! -
20.4.23 -
Bunny has a hamster - (Poor thing won't last long in that household)
Blamed kids for being late - yeah righty-ho
Here we go… to Bunty "do you think my mums famous, do you think your dad is famous?".
Bunny wants to do OFs
A home wear range. (FFS, stuff with pom poms glued onto it; Oven gloves perhaps? LOL)
She’s going to open a shop. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Annexe next week, she’s doing a lip course. (Again)
Perfume (Again)
Doing the poolside (Hahaha)
Bankruptcy, blamed ex husbands - OF COURSE!
That character with her said she was "Broke" - there was a lot of hair flicking and “Yeah well everyone knows that..................”
"I don’t waste money................................" No of course you don't skanky!
Her noo poolside is going to be like Love Island
Memorabilia flogging now. Nobody wants your crap luv!
"I bet there’s a journo on here"…she said
Begging the supermarkets to bring out her underwear range -
"I want, I want, I want"
The opportunity to go to her house for a makeover and get instructed how to pose for photo. I’m in. Where do we sign??
Touting the Skanky Magazine idea again, hoping for a publisher to step-up.
Had to laugh when she mentioned doing Junior’s room for him - well she might as well turn that into the gym as its highly doubtful he will be staying there anytime soon - if ever!
Mentioning they ought to have had her and Pete on the SA IAC. Underlines that that she didn’t think the people appearing on it were "Legends", (like her preseumably) & looked somewhat pissed off she wasn’t invited Quote from the Sun as regards this notion of hers

It Looked like she was trying to sort out some car stuff as the live started, she said something about her licence number.
More old shit....................
So another more detailed run down of all her fascinating BS-
10 minutes late, well I have got a houseful of kids and 'blaghhhhhh' there's loads of questions I want to ask you guys (!) Where do you get the pompoms...Hobbycraft, I want to bring out a homeware range, everything I've created... Bunny interrupts with her hamster, one of the names is of her crushes Bubbles, Sonic Sonny. We were going to wait until the next show to show that. Do you know what Bunny said to me the other day. Mum I have a lot of haters and a lot of fans, who are you then Bunny? I'm Katie Price, why do you tell everyone that? Do you think your mum is famous Bunny, seriously, do you think your mum's famous? Bunny: Yaaaarrr. Is your dad famous? Bunny: Yaaarrr. Your dad's famous? Bunny: Yaaarrr. (Liz: Shall we answer some of these questions?) KP to Bunny: Are you famous? Bunny: Answer more questions. KP to Bunny: Are you famous? I will, Are you famous? Bunny: Yeah. KP: Are you? What are you famous for? Bunny: You. KP Awwww, what do you want to do when you are older? B: I want to be like you and do Only Fans. KP shocked face, Only Fans? Tell them what you want to do with me, I can never remember how to say it properly. B: A photoshoot. KP: No the ASMR, we really want to do that don't we. Bunny dumps hamster on KP to go and get it's ball.
Back to KP. I want to bring out a homeware range replica stuff that I've made, obviously it would be better than what I've done, so like all my vases with the pom poms on, actually I don't think everyone will want all my designs, like Barbies on the wall, but seriously, if I bought out a range of all the stuff that I like with pom poms would you all like it?
This year, I'm looking at opening a shop, because I feel I need my own shop, like all my memorabilia stuff, ummm, all my products, so I feel I need a shop. Do you think that's a good idea if I open a shop, I'll start off near my home town and then dot them about. Re the coffee table, yeah I want to do stuff like that and sell it.
Liz, what are your plans for the annexe (Bunny interrupts to get the hamster) so the plans for the annexe, so, I don't even know where to start, so next week, I'm doing a lip course, (Bunny interrupts someone said perfume please) KP I do need to bring out another perfume out for sure, don't I.
Suddenly back to the shop, seriously I do want to do a shop. Then talks about her makeup room, do you like all the brushes on the wall, thing is, what I've done is not expensive to do, so anyone can do it, look they all want perfumes, and the poolside, oh my god, so when I do the poolside, outside, as you know, everything I do is like affordable, because I've haven't been brought up from a family that's got money, I think that's why I'm a hoarder (Liz says and you're broke) KP gives Liz a death stare and says yeah, I am in a bankruptcy, everyone knows I am, but that's because I have ex husbands and that, but ummm, so , anyway, I'm not extravagant, I know I've had pink cars, we can all have a pink car if we want one., but ummm so, I don't waste money if that makes sense and I like to do DIY and stuff. Coming back to the swimming pool, how do you think I want to do it? Disappears off camera for a bit, ummm yes, so the poolside, I want to do like Love Island (arms in the air) Liz laughs. Imagine, all the colourful, pink swimming pool, exactly (Bunny interrupts again to do an impression of Katie, pulling her jumper up like she has big boobs. KP cringes and asks B what she is doing.
Back to the annexe (Bunny and KP interrupting each other, KP says can I talk) I was going to either make it for H, or do it like a mini club thing, so when the kids are over, it has a pool table, like a mini club, or, because I'm doing the lip course, because I'm going to be qualified to do lips, it's not botox or anything like that, just lips, I might open it up as a clinic, or, my new idea that I want to do is like, not a modelling school, but I want to do offer girls to come to me, have their picture taken, hair and makeup done and have me guide them on a photoshoot and out of them 2 hours, there will be a 2 hour thing where anyone can come along, it will be one kind of look that I liked to do, errr do a photoshoot, go away with 15 pictures in their portfolio and get the time with me and I show them what to do. I might turn it into something like that. Would anyone be interested in that?
If I put the date out, I'm looking for volunteers to come and along for the lips and of course I'm not going to do it wrong but ummm, yeah, that's what it's like the Pricey Academy where people come to me, ummm, I'd love to do that.
I've got all these business ideas, so I want the shop, (Bunny interrupts again to say how she wants the annexe, a club for H and a games room for her and Jett) but you use my beauty room for your room,...
Asked if there is anything in the house you regret doing or done differently? Well I wish not even buying this house, If I'm honest, but, I wish I never bought it, now I'm glad I have, as now I've obviously what happened in the past, I'm now glad changed it all around, I don't know what the age group is on this chat, but if you know what an arts and craft house is, this is really an arts and craft house, it's not a listed property so I can knock walls down. (Bunny interrupts again, to say about the graves) KP says to her, you're letting out all these secrets. There's 3 grave stones. And we think this house is haunted, don't we Bunny: and Jett says there is a little boy in the house, KP quickly goes OK Bunny and pulls a face!
Back to the annexe, so I don't know what to do, but I definitely want to do a shop, Juniors room, so I've got the 2 containers as well, I was thinking, I don't know if anyone watch Grand Designs stuff, but turning the containers into a mini kind of home as well, when Harvey comes, cos you can do lots of stuff with containers.
Juniors room, I've got an amazing idea for Junior's room, errr then I've got to do Harvey's but I don't know what to do, it's hard, but I know what I'm going to do in Junior's room. One of the other rooms I want to turn into a gym. Lies abounding!!
Panto - my sister organised it all for me and she said it was wizard of Oz and that I was playing the wicked witch, so I told the kids to like watch Wizard of Oz and I said look I’m going to be the WW the one who is likes paints herself green and then I find out I’m doing sleeping beauty, completely different. So yes, if you want to come to Liverpool, I’ll be there, staying up there in Liverpool doing panto, I can’t wait. LOVE IT. (Yeah righty-ho!)
When are you doing another tv programme? That’s why Liz is here, OMG you wait, obviously can’t tell you, we definitely can’t the one we have discussed today, everyone would be so shocked. I love it, it’s that exciting that everyone has to sign NDAs which are where people can’t talk and everything about it and the other one that we are doing, I can’t say, that’s just as good, Oh my god it’s exciting, it’s about time I have good, I know I’m going through crap as well, like bankruptcy, this that, life pressures, like we all do, but, I’ve still got a bright future, I’m in a good place and I’ve started driving and don’t believe everything you read that’s in the papers, if I would risk driving a car uninsured and not taxed and people forget Cole is a car dealer so, you know I’m trying out all different cars at the moment. (AFP has got her NDA book out again then?)
Liz says we are going to wrap this up. Katie doesn’t want to stop talking. (all the usual BS) On it goes
How many more rooms do you have to complete? Oh my god, there’s loads, but actually guys, would you like to see me do the house up and more reality stuff?
Can I see your couch? Yes, this couch I had it made for me (shows couch)
Will you be doing another series and will you be doing the outside pool? Would you like anymore babies? Of course! Always. So with the low income, people who don’t know me would think I’m high maintenance, I’m actually not at all, for all you girls out there it’s important, I think, to always have your hair nice and washed, eyebrows and you don’t always have to have lashes, but even nails, (shows nails) but look how bad that is, I’ve had no time to have extensions, they are actually my own nails for once, but painted nails and toes, eyebrows and hair, I thinks important and you don’t have to have money to do that, you can go to Superdrug and pluck your own eyebrows, and everyone’s got to wash their hair and if you can’t afford to get your hair coloured you can get that spray that does the roots and get it in Boots. Ummmmm, but yeah my house I didn’t spend loads doing it up, it’s just being creative I would say. (Creative? does that mean getting the idiots at C4 to pay a tenner per room for it?)

Liz: Are we doing any books, we might do a MM craft book might we? Yeah I want to bring out like ummm, right so, did any of you see, yeah KP Equestrian, cos I started that, the thing is when you start a business, clothes and stuff, you’ve got to put money into it, start small and build from there. Ummmm, I need a new autobiography, you know my last autobiography, ended, as you would know, when I did my vows with Kieran, that’s how long ago, that was. (Liz says we can fill another 2 books can’t we) Well, shall I let you into a secret, very soon, you might see my life through a theatre, and there’s someone, I’m not saying the name, ummm I’m going to whisper it to you, do you remember her, yeah, she wants to write my life, put it as a Netflix story like a series. (Liz that’s great)
How’s your mum? Yeah (turns to Liz mmmm, ) yep my mum’s doing good, yeah she’s good. Subject change.

I wouldn’t train people to ride horses, as I’m not qualified, but I would definitely do something around therapy with horses like equine therapy, but there’s so much I want to do it’s driving my head nuts. Ummmm Youtube, do you know what I love doing YT but it’s so hard getting subscribers for YT and you have to be on it all the time, I don’t really know if I’m a YT person.

Introduces Liz, reels off Strictly and XFactor saying I thought you did these? Big Brother back in the day, telling her to big herself up. Liz is just as nuts as me, yeah, an older version (Bet she was chuffed with that)
Mmm Megan Fox, that would be good.
So have you noticed with my kids, we’ve bought them up the same? so Junior, I suppose he more like Pete, he plays it safe, more reserved, you know, but Princess, you wait, she’s such a mini me umm different personality, Harvey is Harvey, he actually rang me earlier crying, it’s like mummy I need you, I miss you, but he only went home 2 days ago , but I’m seeing him again on Sunday, Jett, he’s quite shy errr and Bunny , well as you can see, she’s a nightmare, absolute nightmare. Oh yeah also, lot people are saying am I doing IAC? (What a load of bollocks)!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/22109081/katie-price-im-a-celeb-legends-peter-andre/
KP being interrupted…Why have you cut me off?
Re changing her house name. Do you know what, is this possible, does anyone know, my house has already got a name, do you know if I could actually change it to Mucky Mansion? Cos I want to bring out a homeware range called MM, Mucky Mansion.

My stable, I’ve decided in the last series they were done really quick, I want to paint them all pink, yes, all pink and have all white posts and rails, it looks really American and Barbie and I want to have a big flag in my field , a massive flag, in the field with that sign on (Katie puts up her middle finger) it, because when all the drones come over from the paps, I’m basically saying fuck you. Oh my god and my Barbie Jeep out there that doesn’t work I’m going to use that as a flower pot , you’ll have to watch the show, I’m going to put it on the bank and take the roof off it and have it as a flower pot. (Mental case)

What else, would you ever do another reality series, I hope so. Well that is the plan errrr with the MM to do more reality. Will you be doing outside pool etc, also if there is anyone out there who wanna be part of the show and do anything be in contact, there’s not even an email on MM?Do you have plans to landscape the garden? (Liz replies, yep in the future) she reads several questions out, bit boring here,

You’re very down to earth (says one person) I’m just me, you’ll find the people who have been in it a long time are normally quite down to earth aren’t they. People who do like reality shows these days, or people who says they are influences (think she meant influencers) not all of them, but they are normally up their arse and think their shit don’t stink. But I’ve grafted all these years to get where I am. (O M G! Unbelievable!!)

Any new music, Liz Says, don’t ask her to sing. Katie shouts YES and looks at Liz and starts to sing, cos I’ve got you, oooooo SHUT THE F UP KP!!! (Please - no more Moosik!)
"Don't you think I should do more singing? Ha well I am anyway!" (FFS)
There’s so much like coming up, it’s ridiculous but…
and it Looks like they will do another Q&A in a couple of weeks. OMFG!

Do you like my dark hair, well on Friday, I’m going to go shorter and I’m going to go darker, but I want to do it more layered and bouncy, I was looking at old pictures of me, so I might just go a bit darker.

Jo Jets, yes Jo Jets, you do my patio, you’re good. (ADVERTISING ADVERTISING!) I need to put make up on, I’ve only got lashes on and dreadful bloody eyebrows.

America get mentioned, she tries to do an American accent - "my accents shit". Ya don't say
Did you like your old home? Oh I loved my home in (Poinings???) with Harvey, I drive past that a lot and I owned the field opposite as I had horses there (BIG SNIFF) On my memorabilia Instagram I’m going to do more as I have so many books and that here errr and I’m putting all my underwear and bras in frames and personally signing them because they are just hanging about, don’t fit me the amount of boob jobs I’ve had, Liz asks if they are clean, if she has washed them, KP replies well they might like them authenticated, I bet there is a journalist on here, shall I give them a headline? Let me think, at least they can write the truth. And that’s another thing, I want to do another bra range, I used to have one in Asda but the thing is, because the media writes so much rubbish about me, that when you get big companies like that, they are sometimes scared to go near me cos they think, it’s like magazines and stuff, you know like, when I use to do like cover of Marie Claire, I’ve done Vogue, I’ve done Glamour, all these magazines, when you get bad press they believe it and think she’s trash we can’t use her, she damaged or whatever, but I’m actually quite switched on, but it takes someone with balls, so I reckon someone like Asda, Sainsburys or Tesco ummm should bring out my range of underwear and pyjamas again, as they did really well. I’d like to do that again. I’d like to have my stuff in Boots and Superdrug (BIG SNIFF) and also I want to bring out a hair extension range and hair pieces, there’s just everything I want to do (BIG SNIFF) I’ve got to go now, I want to do my own magazine, yes, I’m in talks with about that, the Katie one through WHSmith (BIG SNIFF) Liz says we should get you on Loose Women.
The End - thank fucking-hell for that. The Bullshit-o-meter is about to explode!!!

Skank was really cocky and that woman with her was really egging her on - she’s got a fellow grifter in that one. Skank must have announced about 20+ new business ventures despite all the collapsed businesses she's walked away from smirking. The upcoming BH seems to have no fear for her. She was also planning loads of stuff involving that house so she doesn‘t reckon she’s losing it, does she? Saying that I just don’t think any of these new ventures can work for her. This is just a huge Future Faking exercise for her because she goes through phases where she has got away with things and then confidently starts doing this again, laying on loads of fake plans for the future. It's like the abuse cycle for a couple, there's been a horrible incident, the abuser apologises or gets away with stuff, then off they go again feeling confident, charming you so the abuse can start again!
There were only just over 300 viewing this latest rubbish, seemingly her ‘fanbase’ has collapsed as people realise exactly What The Skank Is in reality, few are going to buy any of this stuff she's frantically flogging, yet she does seem tobelieve she can make big bucks again. That woman hanging-on with her does but it ain’t gonna happen is it? Can’t see any of it coming to fruition, but one things for sure she ain’t concerned about anything nor anyone stopping her, although that could have been the
Oddly enough she did not answer this question though
Still folks, we have so much to look forward to according to this load of bullshit.
We've got loads of noo exciting books to anticipate eagerly as well, it will be "My Divorce Hell From Disgusting Keiran", " Sinkboy and MEEEEEEE", "Bankrupcy Is Just a Number", "Tampon Fishing at Christmas, with Meeeee an' Sum Bloke", "How I Stole the Kids Back", "How To Stitch Up an Ex & His New Fiancée In One Easy Phonecall". All Numba Wun Bess Sellas anawl innit!

The Browkern Trotterz -
17.4.23 - out with this bullshit again!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22068004/katie-price-london-marathon-running-feet-injury/
Will it be like last time when it completed about ten yards then packed in for a drink and a ciggie in the nearest pub?

Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun -
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The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
11.4.23 - On the One Show tomorrow on the God-awful grovelling BBC instead of being in Court to face her BANKRUPTCY! WHY???? It will surely be about Harvey considering she has no selling points left anymore other than being 'the saintly supermum of a disabled son'. H may even be wheeled-out for the occasion but it will still be "Awlll Abaaahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" irrespective of anything else & it'll be there wild-eyed and rat-arsed as it has been in all the recent shite interviews with grovelling sycophants. Where are you Sun journos? There is no doubt whatsoever that this fluff-piece is all about her demanding to go back to the House of Commons again to screech about Her Campaign for 'Arvey's Law* to prosecute all the trolls on the internet, yet quietly & very conveniently omitting that she has a recent court conviction for harassment, not to mention the one for Revenge Porn. Considering the saintly BBC frown on smut like Ownli Fans here they are inviting skanky who proudly boasts about "empowerin uvver wimmin" by her getting her kecks off for seedy perverts on there! Double standards again eh BBC? And yet there still remains the question "How is that court judgements on Skank are always ignored like this "vicious twolling" when we all know she’s the biggest troll going? It’s been PROVEN in court… so well done BBC However, If nothing else it demonstrates grandly a gross hypocrisy by the BBC and a HUGE irony in that here they are giving airtime to this vile creature, a woman with it's own restraining orders against it and they invite it on so it can spout-off about harassment!
* Bear in mind 'Arvey's Law cannot be because there is already a Harvey's Law embedded - its an animal welfare issue.
13.4.23 - heres the BBC grovelling after the thing, largely because they are doing an arse-licking piece with it on the One Show to stick it to the Met Police.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65262532
Going back to when it was in I'm a Celeb, it managed to piss-off everybody with its airs & graces, particularly a certain mr. John Lydon who made his feelings about her well-known. This is what happened when AFP cornered him at some after-show knees-up, proof enough that the rotten apple never falls far from the tree in that the old dragon AFP just assaults someone but that's OK cos she's a woman and therefore no charges?! Like Mother like Daughter, ie both disgustink thugs
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Mother+punches+Johnny+in+face.-a0113036985
They have not got everything strictly correct though because they failed to mention AFP attacked Johnny with a bottle before she was finally frogmarched out then sent to her hotel room, plus Peter effectively was second choice victim as AFP had set her sights on snaring Declan Donnelly for skank but he (sensibly) was not interested so it was onto the next on The List. Skank then pounced on PA and the rest is History
19.4.23 - Look at this, its a ruddy Miracle! The 12 year olds have finally learned "How To Investigate" Woo Hoo!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-drives-uninsured-untaxed-29744860
20.4.23 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11990645/Katie-Price-selling-new-60k-Hummer-bargain-price.html
Advertising the fact its not only driving again but apparently it has this £60k moter For Sale! Forget the fact its another ancient shitter from SB's fleet of Wankmobiles, its NOT new at 13 years old or so and definately NOT worth anywhere near £60,000.
22.4.23 - OKrap magazine glorfying Bunty wanting to do OF like Mummy does! Its utterly disgraceful even printing this FGS but proof enough they're so far up skank's plastic arse that they only see the inside view of her Turkey Teef
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-daughter-bunny-onlyfans-29770639
22.4.23 - Media journo (aged 12 and 3/4) slops-up this right bolognaise following skanky's "cooking" attempt.
Comments :- "The spaghetti hanging off the plate," one person wrote with a laughing-crying emoji.
and " Actually reminds me of serving dinner I’m glad it’s not just me who slaps everything on a plate and with a sprinkle of cheese," chimed a second." and then this carbonara from the so-called Journo
"Katie pulled her chocolate brown locks up into a messy ponytail and kept her make up to a minimum.
Her impressive kitchen was mostly white, with splashes of pink decor.
Her cutlery and chairs were pink and there was sign in the same colour that spelled her name on the wall."
What utter bollocks! The state of this incessant vacuous reporting of the Skank's purposeless life What a load of Take a bow Hana Carter

Fan Zone - yes there are a couple left that have yet to be locked up -
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