Katie Price 98 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Bankrupt's Bungalow-
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS etc
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
"Ize a clarsikarl bewty innit!"

Corrrrrrrr!!!!!
* Did P post this thinking it was Mummy?
15.10.25 - a still from Trollops on Tour. Its a bloody scary vision innit or maybe she's after a job at Tulley's Fright Fest?

* A still from her epic Noo Singul thats ripping DOWN the charts - the video is just endless seksii poses from it like this one
* https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20251018_215951_chrome-jpg.3752383/ Theres nothing 'juicy' about this wizened peperami impersonator

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
7.10.25 - but it appears some of the Brain Deads have twigged that actually Their Goddess really cannot "sing" at all
View attachment 3738747 "Most things..............."????
* Now this little cracker, the wurld-faymuss iTunes chart showing her rubbish is now at no 32 and dropping like a stone.Oh dear
8.10.25 - Amaaaaaazin'!
* Dropping like the proverbial stone..... Strange how she's taken all the vids and adverts down advertising her noo single when her boring stories were rammed with them just a few days ago.... Released last Friday, wasn't it....? (trying to hold back a grin....) Its now down to 63 BTW
9.10.25 - Now at 187 on her preshuss "Chart" - so no skanky its not a success AT ALL!! That's a message at her lame attempt at another shot at a "singing career" - her rubbish singul has dropped 100 places in just over a day! To drop that fast almost certainly means nobody has downloaded it in the last 3 days.
* 7 days after the release of the ‘Best of Me’ it leaves the Top 200 of the irrelevant ITunes chart, no results from the search this morning so roll on the official chart update tomorrow because it won't be there either!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
* Remember this from 30th September, all the boasting and bragging?
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/25504091.katie-price-cannot-wait-release-new-single/ Who's laughing now eh ?
11.10.25 -

............ and all her dweems fell to dust................
17.10.25 - They're still flogging a dead horse trying to shift her crappy single back up from the depths of doom.

Think you'll find NOBODY gives a frig Shay old mate
18.10.25 - Chart update with the release of the video incoming at 6PM….sadly it’s not good news for the Skank, Not in the official Top 100 charts at all - she never made it there and after one week “Best of Me“has dropped out of the minor irrelevant charts completely. Still we’ll have that noo video though
https://youtu.be/GD_UoeIYReE Its epically BAD as anticipated, consisting of it groping itself, pouting, rolling about on a bed and Bein' Awwwllll Seksii!
The seksii writhing around makes her look like a lizard in a wig having a seizure and the auto-tuned screeching is sooooooo bad.
She literally has 3 poses/moves. "Stick chest out", "Stroke the sides of Phil and Grant whilst pouting Awwwllll Seksii" and "Hold her wig up whilst pouting Awwlll Seksii". Such talent!!
* Katie Price's noo singul is called "The Best of MEEEE!" - frankly there would better noise from a do-it-yourself vasectomy without anaesthetic, but 3.18 minutes thats more than 3 minutes too long. She's a tough, leathery,, tuneless old broad writhing around like a decrepit porn "actress" and yet she's somehow created a whole new music genre!, Cringe Rap or CRap for short. She'll be number one in the CRap charts next week for sure

* Grappling with Those Things is soooooooo danged seksii, especially as she's showing all her Boob Job scars
* Pushing one out here - urrrrggghhh the pain! Laydee Ice's face says it all really

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
8.10.25 - so it has'nt just crept away to die forgotten about - theres another hearing tomorrow! Wonder if she will bother to attend? NAH!

* Likely this meeting is to add another swathe of companies to the 40% List. This is hilarious because every time she tries a new scam, those companies (including her own brother and sister) get added to the list of those who MUST pay 40% to HMRC and creditors.... before her!.
* Imagine her trying to set up a grift - the company surely must KNOW by now that HMRC are gonna be all over their books as a consequence of being involved with the skank? Hahaha even the dodgiest of the dodgies from Dodge City ain't gonna fall for that. She's fucked.
* That saying, its about time HMRC caught up with her scams and con-tricks. It's good that they are finlly keeping on top of all her various money making schemes, at least because she thinks she's ever so clever changing companies every time she gets slapped with those 40% deductions - but clearly she's not getting away with it for long!
9.10.25 - its posting plaintive "Poor MEEEE! - Ize ill.................." messages on FB so no doubt DL is typing her "Ize not cuming terday" message to the Court as we speak - yet AGAIN! Yes she's using her best sickie voice then actin' and filming in the dark! Oh I’m sure the courts will just throw out her case cos she has a sniffle, bless........
* “I’m supposed to be promoting my new single but I can’t sing” NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
Poor MEEEE! though, yet no mention of her date in London with The Beak.
* oooooooooooooooo....... Erm.... Thought she was minted...?!! She said she was minted....? You don't think she LIED do you....? (look of amazement on face...)
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-lose-income-told-123202731.html
* So if we are reading this correctly the trustees have got £124,000 from the 40% order but she has failed to pay a single penny of the £25000 lump sum or £12500 a month she is supposed to pay on top of the 40%. TBH its rather shocking that she has earned enough to have that much clawed back, indeed it means she has earned in excess of £250,000 for them to get that much which given what her 'work' consists of seems rather surprising!
* She also pays out over £4000 a month for the new rental. That's got to be nudging £50,000 a year plus all the other household related bills. Didn't someone say she has the heating on full blast too? Her Noo Car? Someone make it make sense.
* Wonder/wander if skanks still claiming she spends £700 a week on food shopping? Considering how well documented it is that none of the kids actually live with her any longer and H is at his assisted living place (not paid for by her in any way).
She's just contemptuous the way she just bins it all off because she couldn't give a shit... "Let 'em get to the back of the queue again"
* Also now been picked up by the Star and Evening Standard. Note that the listed companies who retain 40% of her income have paid back £124K. So she's grossed over £300K. I can't recall when the 40% thing started but that's a good income regardless of monies from other companies yet to be added to the list. However, she still has to pay tax (40-45%) on the gross, hence if she is tax-planning (haha!) she needs to set aside around £130K of the balance she gets. So that £300K gross whittles down to around £50K clear in her pocket. Plus other income sources about to be "listed".
Yes, Bankruptcy 3 and maybe 4 are around the corner.
* https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15177869/Katie-Price-losing-half-income-debts.html "Losing half her income to debts"
10.10.25 - "Judge Stephen Baister said Ms Price had “every opportunity to appear and to make representations”.
Making the second IPO, he said: “The bankrupt’s expenditure seems to have exceeded her income, but that is only because she has adopted an extravagant pattern of expenditure, that of course she is now going to have to trim somewhat.” He continued: “I will make the order for the reasons that the trustee of the bankruptcies seeks.” Rowena Page, for the trustees said
“It is apparent that Ms Price earns sums significantly in excess of the sums required to meet her and her family’s reasonable domestic needs.”
* So, she still owes 350k just on the first IPO, 750k to HMRC and who knows what she has racked up since. That's over 1M right there.
*She has zero assets such as a mucky mansion or anything else and probably still owes on that too. so even if she sold her horses and cars and cats and dogs and clothes and book royalty rights etc, she'd be hard pushed to get into low 6 figures.
* That first bankruptcy was for £3.5m, with several creditors, whilst the second was for £750K owed to HMRC. Doubtful she has paid-off anything against that £3.5M but it seems that since today's court ruling there are now 4 companies (with more to follow) who will be withholding 40% to the benefit of the multiple creditors still owed that £3.5m. Hurrah! Sadly, drop in the ocean especially as skank is two steps ahead already, lining up Noo Companies to take a hit for her, ie skanks recently added at least 3 more companies to her portfolio that aren't on the 40% list,,,
The equestrian company that added her to their books and were asking for collabs.
That Collab company that advertised her a few weeks ago.
And a management company that had just been set up by a woman.
* Skanks also had Bong & Lardy Lou selling pictures and stories so can guarantee money will be going through their accounts.
She is devious when it comes to this bankruptcy nonsense. As soon as one source gets slapped with the 40% order, others pop up or she thinks up ways to avoid payment. It was said on here that she had some appearance fees part cash / part normal bank transfers and expensive "gifts" in lieu of her "services".
* One thing is certain - she will die in debt now, whenever she pops her clogs. Her kids need to make sure they have a solid career that doesn't rely on any inheritance whatsoever from their mother - all they'll inherit will be a massive pile of DEBT from Mummy.
* Wonder if shes filed any tax and vat returns for the latest tax year? NAAAAH!
* "On Thursday, barristers for the trustee asked a specialist bankruptcy court to make a second IPO, which would see a further 10 companies pay 40 per cent of Ms Price's monthly income to the trustee for three years. The companies include media and entertainment firms, and the partnership which acts as Ms Price's agent."
Thats from the Mail so she has to pay this second IPO starting from today for another 3yrs to run along side the first IPO that she has to pay until 2027. The partnership with ms price’s agent do you think that’s the podcast with sofa. I think this is the only way for them to get any sort of payment from her as she has no assets to seize.
All her ducking and diving has to finally catch up with her at some point.
* So we also find out that skank has not paid a bean of the amounts SHE AGREED TO in the last fiasco at High Court and despite her reneguing on paying the £25k lump sum and £12k pcm and she's not faced any consequences for not paying up? Were this anybody else they'd be back in Court instantly and then slung in jail, especially as the barrister stated she hadnt made even one monthly payment - so it appears - as usual - she stuck her fingers up at the Court and carried on doing what she wanted
* This seems to be about the only thing its posted about this splendiferous event. She gets away with things regarding the bankruptcies simply because theres a different judge she gets every time she is hauled in; There has been NO CONSISTENCY throughout so she'll readily agree to something to take the pressure off then but stick 2 fingers up at them laughing, after which it then it takes 6 months delay to get her back in Court again with another a different judge who will order something else....... then the whole fiasco starts again. She plays for time, contantly delaying it all

Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Bankrupt's Bungalow-

Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie -
10.10.25 - breaking the Law again - driving in these manky slider things! But then, Laws don't apply to MEEEE! as we know already.

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
13.10.25 - so Bong has finally surfaced escorting the skank to Tulley's fright Night, the venue for all Z-Listers at this time of year. Hard to tell which is skank or which one works there so he was spoilt for choice although its difficult to tell which of the two is the scariest! Skank may just have wiped the shit with The Opposition again No photos of her with him though which is quite interesting

# Ouch!! -

12.10.25 - Heres an FB page having a right ol' dig at the skank!
* Let's take a trip back down Memory Lane, to 30th November 2009 when skanky crossed-the-pond to WOW the yanks with her sparkling repartée and gawjussness. This gal was not impressed - she saw right through skank and made the old boot look even more ludicrous
https://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/a189243/handler-price-is-incredibly-stupid/ https://youtu.be/lBERWxM0foE
* Her arrogance was off-the-scale plus she's always been as thick as a whale omlette and if it's not about MEEEE! she ain't interested anyway, but 30 years of cocaine & alcohol abuse on top of her lack of intellect isn’t going to help much now is it?


Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
10.10.25 - The Trollops have pounced on another one to make a few quid out of the Tabloids, only this one is even sleazier than both of them put together. Introducing the slimeball step-father of a certain Bonnie Blue, the one who stands and watches as she shags a 1000 blokes one-after-the-other
The Teef on him as well H will be calling him daddy by next week, that's after he's met AFP and PFP to ask for skank's grubby claw in marriage, plus all the family and kids love himof course and - best of all - he's The One that pays for everything and doesn't use skank for fame......... Coming soon folks, you read it here first!

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
9.10.25 - Much as we might think she gets away with everything, Karma is far more subtle in her ways by hitting skank from all sides in 2025 in a long drawn out, painfully slow way - and boy it serves her right! In Troof her looks arent fading - they are gone. Her health is starting to fail. The Skankruptcy takes 40% of her earnings and her only real income is from redtop stories/backgrid pics - those big paydays of old are long gone. She cant get a real bloke, just fake boyfriend Bong. She can't get any decent brand deals. She has failed - yet again - to launch a singing career. PRIDE wont hire her after she pissed aound with their events and let them down once too often. Trollops on Tour is a financial disaster. It looks like Z-Lister Central, Tulleys Fright Night did not invite her to the opening night either! She cant even get a 5 min spot on TV now let alone her own show & mags like OKrap won't do deals with her again - and she can't get pregnant either!. Even Sheik Shitty in Dubya was so repulsed he didnt want to on her!
11.10.25 - Here she goes re-living the past YET AGAIN Hefner soon made it plain she wasn't going to be A Girlfriend though - can't think why not, can you??
He's kissing it with about as much passion as kissing his long-dead granny
12.10.25 - Really now............ the delusion is strong in this one.............
In any case, what kids has she actually "raised" considering they were brought up by a series of "nannies" and their father's? Add into that none live with her now and haven't for a long time since the SS rescued J&B from her clutches, however she normally comes out with some cabbagey bollocks like this when she's managed to upset one of the eldest (Junie usually or her mini MEEEE!) - that or she wants something off them. ?
13.10.25 - There it is at Tulleys (the Hallow'een venue for ALL Z-Listers) with mini MEEEE!, Heidi and Bong tagging along (presumably doing his chauffeur duties) - yet skank doesn't post anything to her own social media?. Skank is never one to miss out on any kind of Mini-MEEEE! publicity so why the silence?.
Was skank keeping a low profile because of the bankruptcy hearing?.
Didn't skank want to be seen with bong boy still hoping to start the split rumours and get some interest in this fakemance again?.
Didnt skank want to be seen with bong boy because she's hunting a new egg and told him they've split?
Did skank have to tag along with P because P got the free tickets and skank wasn't invited?.
Something is definitely fishy if skanks stayed silent about an obvious chance at some publicity along with not posting any of her usual crap about MEEEE!.
* Skank has posted nothing about MEEEE! at Tulleys - jeez she looks like an exhibit not a visitor!!
This scare comes compliments of P
14.10.25 - it looks like she's after a reprise of that rubbish she did years ago about the allegedly haunted Shitty Shack Fact is the only malevolent spirit anywere she goes is HER - not poltergeists, ghosts nor anything else - they leave when she arrives!
Maybe she just looked into a mirror instead?
* Its perfectly obvious this is not the works of the supernatural at all but instead its those Saaarrrrfff Affrikkan Mexican Essex dog assassins, the post bok bandits, the trespassing, graffiti scribbling, acid throwing, multiple-kidnap-threatening organised crime syndicate - they've have found out where she's moved to and are making their presence known again. Either that or she's just looking for publicity.
18.10.25 - She's "Exhausted" dontcha knaaaw

Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
9.10.25 -
The date in Eastbourne - she's exploded this bloke's hearing aid when he was forced to attend with his bimbo Brain Dead GF! Then the comment on this photo which belies all their BS about the crowd dancing in the aisles, clapping and having FUN! Its about as much fun as root canal surgery without anaesthetic.............
15.10.25 -


* Love how he calls her "Mostly made in Turkey these days................"
* They're claiming Kokey was offerred £1 million to marry Peter after he ditched the skank - FGS he'd just got rid of one, WTF would he want another one eh?
* She's got what she wanted - PUBLICITY for MEEEE! The red tops are running the alleged 'r*p*' storylines now!!! Surely she can't just blithely mention this person on stage....wtf!? Apparently she was r*p*d at age 7.... again by a "celebrity" AND again at gunpoint...... more versions of her LIES
* Yes its the Saaarrrfff Affrikka Lies again folks! Skank was dragged out of the car and raped at gunpoint by six men (in front of the kids too), and the other people in the 2 other cars just sat & watched? Pictures of her in ambulance show she is wearing white and very clean and tidy bearing in mind her hideous ordeal - plus she has her precious phone in hand. Why doesn’t anybody challenge what she says in these LIE FESTS???
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15194835/Katie-Price-names-British-TV-star-claims-raped-20-years-ago.html
* Here it is - styled by Lardy Lou. However does she manage to walk with her Briokern Trotterz rammed into those shoes eh?
Look at her distorted arse as well
17.10.25 - Her Instagram from last nights tour, theres poor H up on stage like a performing monkey whilst she just sits there, looking bored s***less. Absolutely disgusting it’s so sad.

The Braindeads are Amongst us!-
14.10.25 - this bears the distinct whiff of a Flying Monkey zooming-in at the behest of skank itself, so take it along with a bucket of salt! Nothing about it rings true as usual - for instancce, as if she gives a damn about H's "Privacy or dignity" nor anything else when she's hawking his sweary Cameo vids to earn coin for MEEEE!
This has all the hallmarks of a Clan Grifter edition. And as for naming JL as The Wapist.....................
17.10.25 - heres what skank has to say about her "fans"
Yes they're "Brain dead and rowdy.................." Nice to say that about the idiots who put coin in her purse for her!
Yes she slags 'em off and calls them "Braindeads...!!" Her contempt of her "Fans" should be shouted from the rooftops so that they know exactly how little value or worth they hold to her, but then these idiots pay money and order things from skank and JYY then complain the item they bought was dirty / smelt of fish / or they didn't receive them, or they may get a refund then they order something else and the circle continues.

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
8.10.25 - the latest nasties from JYY being hawked by The Supa-Moddle skank. Nothing says classy and sophisticated more than a photo shoot in a corridor, with chipped painted breeze blocks, and, what I'm guessing is possibly the emergency exit sign wedged in your birds nest hair do, wearing stuff thats never seen an iron since it was dragged out of the shipping box. She's feeling "Important" though
The 30 years of moddlin' experience are paying dividends with a spot of her age-old Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face Moddlin'
* Note the emphasis on "Size 8" again - there is NO WAY that skeleton is a Size 8 - more like Age 8 size! And apparently this is a "Classy..... sophisticated look..............." Exactly WHERE, one might well ask??
10.10.25 - more hideous images flogging JYY in a corridor at some backwater theatre during Trollops in Tour; Vape firmly in it's claw too
This is supposed to encourage people to buy this stuff is it??
* Heres a new scam. Preying on the desperate now by offering a Lucky Dip of her amaaaaazin' CBD products to anybody stupid enough to believe her rubbish!
Some of the stories are tragic but it'll only ever be All About MEEEE! ultimately, furthermore her direct targeting of these clearly desperate people is despicable, her giving absolutely ZERO due diligence or professional advice makes it both abhorrent & repugnant. Another "first" for skanky then
13.10.25 - Heres the first Snapcrap in days but its nothing new for all that. More shopping & buying more rubbish in Brighton, however the biggest laugh was when she was travelling on the escalator filming MEEEE! & nobody even looked at her! Not even a side-eye! It seems lots of people don’t even realise who she reckons she is which is because she is wholly irrelevant now on every level (except comedy value)
* More about those "Classic" jeans! They're "Viral............" now.
Does that mean you can catch something nasty from them? Bet they stink of fish like the leggings all do
Just nasty...............
14.10.25 - and now this! Batnan appears for Hallow'een
16.10.25 - Here’s a little recap of last nights live:
Heidi and Molly really good with Harvey, better than his muvva is - both talked quietly and nicely with him.
KP & KK both vaping backstage again
New puppy Arlo, escaped dressing room and got on the stage in first half.
KP ordered in fish cake and chips for Harvey, scampi chips and curry sauce for her, it arrived by uber while she was on stage, Harvey getting upset there was no mayo, so he had curry sauce. He kept coming in KK’s dressing room wanting food.
Kerry feeling very ill, she didn’t want to sing, just go home to the boyfriend.
They said crowd was brain dead and rowdy. Thats a nice way to talk about your"fans" when they've paid £25 to see you eh?
Late on stage, KP cut price tags off clothes and put on jeans and jumper, jumper all creased & looking her normal tatty self
She ate her cold scampi and chips in interval, chewing and talking with her gob open.
She was staying in a hotel with H, said he could order room service.
Don’t think cats were there, just puppy.
Theatre was washing clothes for Harvey.
KP said her dressing room stunk and had tried to clear it up… Heidi said it smelt of dogs, Arlo chewed KP’s Valentino high heel.
* A nice view of Harvey’s back-side too…. He was walking around back stage with his shorts pulled right down.

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS etc -
9.10.25 - No Crapcast again this week - too busy obviously
15.10.25 - and today's SC mostly contains stuff about H to really get her money's worth outta him - its awful. The latest SC Crap consists of charging the car (fascinating), they're both getting hair cuts, & then back at home skank & H are laid in bed together where they kissed on the lips. (Wholly inapprpriate) After this she announced "Where did you sleep last night Harvey?" & he replied "With Mummy...... lots of Mummy cuddles....". It’s absolutely disgusting; He's a grown man! Furthermore no bloke behaving like this with his daughter would ever get away with it so why does she????. It’s sick
* There is a picture on her Snapchat of Harvey sitting in a chair at Kokey’s place entitled "Harvey loves being at Kerry’s" - it literally looks like he is butt-naked! Its too revolting and wholly inapproariate to bring it across -it is absolutely vile So much for her preserving his dignity eh?
17.10.25 - they've issued a Crapcast this week but it appears to be made a few weeks ago and its just a load of screeching abouit MEEEE! and how 'elfy she is! Basically its a whole 21 minutes including adverts and some screeching, theres no sign of the promised journalist joining them, no mention of why there wasn’t a Crapcast last week, no listener questions, just 21 minutes of Skank telling the world how well she’s doing. This junk was recorded weeks ago as she’d only done 3 tour dates and hadn’t recorded her video yet. Totally pointless as usual.

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
15.10.25 - so she's dredged up all the Saaarrrfff Afffrikka Lies again, no doubt with new details that she's only-just-remembered all these years later.
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2009/sep/17/katie-price-call-police?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
* Heres a contemporary article where she's slagging of then-husband Kieron for not rushing to her assistance - not a mention of wape at all!
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/2941789/katie-price-slams-kieran-hayler-for-not-catching-flight-to-south-africa-after-terrifying-carjacking/
* No mention of it here either https://youtu.be/s4GVNufxV9o
* Fact is with skanky this story always changes because she’s a LIAR and she can't help herself. If her friend from South Africa knew it was a bad area then they shouldn’t have changed routes, indeed why would you tell the driver to stop so Jr could have a wee? She’s a slob, she’d have had him pee in a lunchbox then chuck it out the window.
* So in the space of a week we've got a brand new puppy (being ill treated of course), her refusal to turn up at court, H in bed with her and slobbering over him, H being paraded around soaked in urine, H being loaded up with CBD, and now a reckless accusation regarding another celebrity blurted out in front of several hundred people.
The thirst for attention and need for coin has pushed her to the very lowest common denominator... She's an utter scumbag of the highest order!!!
*By name-dropping skank knows Saaarrrfff Affrikka will be dragged up again by the red tops now and that clears the way for triggering her mental health card that she frequently uses for deflection, extra publicity and her get out of jail when she's got a court date pending. Everything is in place for her her scheduled recovery at 'Otel Pwiowy - again. Incidentally P (who witnessed these events in SA said this "They were touching-up mum......" theres a big big difference between that and skank's claims
*
* https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15194835/Katie-Price-names-British-TV-star-claims-raped-20-years-ago.html
* As to the "Celeb Wapist" heres a quote she's made in one article about the 'wape'.... Odd, isn't it?
"I don't want to talk about it ever again........." and then all she does is hint and talk about it constantly...!

* This snippet from the Mirror article speaks volumes;
"In 2012, Surrey Police released a statement saying that they would not be investigating the claims made by Katie that she was raped by a fellow British star.. She did not make a statement to police and no official allegation was made. Surrey Police treats all reports of sexual offences very seriously and investigates them thoroughly, encouraging anyone who may have been a victim to come forward and providing specialist officers to support them," a spokesperson said at the time.
"Based on our inquiries and the lack of substantiated information – particularly around locations and dates of any allegations – we have recorded an incident, but due to its very historic nature we are dependent on Miss Price’s co-operation to formally record a crime and continue any investigation.Should any new information come to light, it will be diligently investigated and this position may be reviewed." Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
So another woman alleged he had assaulted her back in early 2000s and only reported in 2017 to which he was taken to court in 2020 and found not guilty of any wrongdoing. Now he's got skank pushing his name out there on Trollops on Tour, (presumably as he is already tainted by previous false allegations and a viable Target for her). however if she was that hurt /twarmertiyzd etc why didn't she cooperate with the police and put an end to it once and for all?. Ah that'll be because she kept it all in readiness of needing A Story to flog of course!
* Its said the night "it" happened she went to her gay bestie Gary's place but couldn't remember what exactly happened, (drugs & booze playing a pivotal role undoubtedly) so she simply shrugged it all off and "Forgot about it" - that is until such occasions arise as needing a spot of sensationalism to up the ante again. But as always with the skank, the story has changed multiple times in varying versions, even to the degree when police conducted a visit she refused to cooperate with them (because they weren't paying for the privilege?). She has a habit of non-cooperation - its what she did in Slapgate - but also bear in mind this fact. Skank is also the women that had a stand up shag (presumably somewhere near a bin) at a party at her house and had to scour the CCTV the next day to check who the poor unwitting victim of hers had been............. I rest my case mi'lud. Now however she is being completely brazen with her allegations as if JL can't do anything about it legally because she's free to do and say whatever she likes for coin - and onwards she goes spouting her LIES freely.
* and it seems Naming Him is not new either - she's been doing it regularly

* It would be a right shame if this tour naming-and-shaming has put a serious doubt on the Louis Theroux documentary and any slim chance skank had of getting screen time in the upcoming P diaries next year, although hopefully it could also severely impact skank's slim chances of getting other work as well because if she hasn't got much work on at the moment it's going to be non-existent from now on and into next year.Looking forward to the next few months because skanks desperate for coin now so God knows what she's going to have to do in the near future for her spends, and when skank gets desperate she ALWAYS does something really stupid. Back to Dubya again maybe?
16.10.25 - Edna has been busy concocting more rubbish to cover the damage Rentagob has created. Yeah yeah yeah...blah-de-blah https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/37025835/katie-price-why-didnt-report-celeb-raped-her/
* Strange though innit that this gets dredged up just as its announced that P has been given another TWO SERIES of her documentary.............. when along comes Mummy to overshadow it with her sleazy anecdotes yet again
* We know she has history of running to police with false allegations and does it with ease - just ask KH & Cole - so why if she is 100% sure that jl did what she claims he did, WHY did she not take this further because to say she didn't want to bother or she just wanted to forget about it seems odd. Even when the police contacted her after her claims & accusations she point-blank refused to take it further. Why not? JL wasn't on tv anymore even though he was found innocent of the whole UJ allegations & now shes throwing his name out there again persistantly,
18.10.25 - and more of it
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15202083/Katie-Price-named-TV-star-claims-raped-Im-Celebrity-according-Kerry-Katona.html
*Kokey sez in The Sun (behind a paywall) that skanky named this bloke years ago on I'm a Celeb but it was edited out. KK has tried to tidy up the lying cow's timeline for her by saying skank told her it had happenned years ago (she confided when they were in the jungle for im a zeleb apparently) ... and let's not forget that apart from being a lying liar that lies iuncessantly, Skank think the SA bizness was only 3 or 4 tears ago & she probably thinks its 2009 now tbh.
* Given what The-Person-Who-Doesn't-Want-To-Talk-About-It has stated in her allegations of this "wape", the assumption is that it was based on her saying she it happened 20 years ago - but Junior is 20 so she was with PA at the time. Can't imagine it happened while she was with him, so presumably it must have been earlier than that when she was younger and "dating" anything with a pulse - but the only thing she has stated about it is that she was "waped" with no detail about how and where, i.e a date that went wrong etc. One can't see him as having jumped on her in a dark alley by the bins so presumably they must have "met" somehow? Given how she usually loves to embroider the details of all these twarmatik events it's weird she hasn't said much about this in one of her grubby tomes.
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15976652/katie-price-named-rape-claim-star-on-tv-show/
* Then as if by magic!
19.10.25 - she's getting rinsed for her LIES though
* Even her Bestiest Bestie Mate (aforesaid Gary) seemed to harbour doubts about her BS
News of the World 2010 -especially with that last sentence saying she's "Not sure if you could class it as wape.....".
* And dealing with it "My way"? Presumably that means storing the sleaze up for later useage however many years afterwards down the line by dropping loaded hints and waiting eagerly for the ensuing uproar?
20.10.25 - Ash The Pap's podcast makes mention of this LIE FEST where this evening he described Katie as being 'the boy that cried wolf' over the recent rape allegations. He said It's sad for women that she's not believed but shes not trustworthy & he knows the Saaarrrfff Afffrikka gun/ gang rape was a LIE as even Princess couldn't say the word on her program!

The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families -
12.10.25 - well it's too tall to be Bong flunkeying-about after it therefore by process of elimation this has to be DL back on duty "servicing" the needs & requirements of The Skanky One BARF

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
13.10.25 - yes its refill time on her saggy arse - or so she sez! The gaps in between refills are getting shorter and shorter too but then WHY is she using an old photo? Thats the pic The Clinic put up to show how much her ass had deflated i thisi was 17wks ago so its a few months old at the very least!


The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
7.10.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36927674/katie-price-kieran-hayler-swipe-peter-andre/
Not as savage as skank deserves, but she still won't like it - especially as he got to talk to Princess at this event... How very dare he??
* And another one joins in! Its nothing to do with any nasties he got on his Big Toe from her either
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36934071/dane-bowers-reveals-real-reason-katie-price-split/

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"-
13.10.25 - This has surfaced on the web about her sordid antics in Beefa - it was (allegedly) BJ's all-round fuelled by a vertiable blizzard of !
No wonder WL has had a sudden renaissance to give up the booze 'n dwuggz
14.10.25 - necking it at Trollops on Tour whilst dispensing LIES to the rapt Brain Deads She almost fell of the stage shortly after when taking a bow - Kokey had to grab hold of her!!

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
7.10.25 - The Mail joining-in publicising skank's New Victim - another innocent puppy https://archive.ph/VHZIG

They also add a nice little dig about her Noo Singul not doing terribly well.............................
* "Six DEAD kittens" replaced with the puppy???????
8.10.25 - Rookie has been seen so he is surviving thank goodness!
9.10.25 - not so long ago she booted one of the cats out of her way as she tried to sashay through the dogshit back at the Rancid Rental, and here we go with more abuse from the thing https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15942397/katie-price-narrowly-avoids-stepping-tiny-new-puppy/
Its replaced Rookie who is no longer "Cuuuuuttttteeeee" of course
Yes here it is carrying a bag with the slogan, ‘Creating a better world for pets and the people who love them’, as she nearly stomps on the puppy.
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11.10.25 - One kitten at least has survived then Poor creature
14.10.25 - Yes its still dragging the cats around the country; Look at this
15.10.25 - Here come PETA sticking it at her! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-branded-grim-reaper-36068776?utm_source=app
Yes, they really have stuck it to her with this little number - the Skanky Grim Reaper outfit
"People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has created a limited-edition Halloween fancy dress kit parodying the star after the news. The kit, available for £54.99, includes a paper mask depicting Price’s face, a vest with “Grim Reaper” written on it, a "coffin" filled with dogs and cats, and a scythe."
Lucky for her they opted for a face from several years ago so not quite as horrific as the current one, but nevertheless
" The added "This Halloween costume may be a joke – but the message is not: being responsible for lives and needs of animals who are entirely dependent on you is serious business. And anyone who doesn’t treat it as such needs to stick to stuffed toys.” OUCH!
18.10.25 - posting pictures of H grappling with the puppy on it's sm's. Not good Look how tightly he's gripping the poor little thing

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
14.10.25 - So yes it has now decided that desperate times seek desperate measures and out comes the alleged "identity" of her celeb wapist from decades ago. This is the second time she has identified this particular bloke recently as the Guilty Party £25 to partake of her slanderous assaults though! This BS about 2 women taking back their power is nothing more than an excuse for crass, abusive (& where Skank is concerned) often criminal behaviour. KK will run a mile after it's finished & has only got the patience for her because she's loved up and is hoping for a cash windfall out of this debacle...
* Its also very likely to be another bandwagon she's jumped on to garner publicity and sympathy (and coin) for MEEEE! and knowing how the media scans her BS she knows full well its a gold mine for MEEEE! with her dragging it up for publicity and sympathy almost 20 years on. Hopefully JL drags her sorry arse into court because R*PE is no joking matter or inane “talk show fodder “. However IF it happened she should have given a statement at the time and let him be judged in Court but no, it’s down to the court of public opinion led by the Brain Deads shreiking "Poor Kaytie!!" again
* Clearly as time has gone on with Trollops on Tour she is getting more and more cocky about what she can say because NOBODY has stopped her, so now she has decided to name JL because she doesn't give a shit and wants the publicity. With luck it'll be brought to his attention and that he goes after her now (assuming it's not true which is highly doubtful given her propensity for LIES). Perhaps this will be what takes her down finally?!
* It is said that there is video footage of H with pissy shorts on so that much may be true (there is also a video on her sm's of their arrival. Either way the Mail edited H out of the photos out of respect presumably, or perhaps thats so skank can't pounce on them accusingly again. Yet WHY then if H had wet himself wouldn't skank pull the car over and change him before she got to the Stockport theatre, yet instead she'll let him sit in wet soiled clothes knowing there are paps waiting to take pictures then makes a big song and dance about his privacy?. If skank actually considered his privacy she would have changed him roadside somewhere not use it for an excuse to have a dig at the paps, to garner some sympathy and brain-dead support. That car must stink too

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
13.10.25 - Get ready for a deluge of nonsense about her "infant" child. She has Harvey for the week therefore will be touting him out, which means something is definately going on that needs deflecting away from. Skank is so predictable
* She's not wasting any time because already she's touting H's signature sweary Cameos - "Happy birthday you C**t!" & suchlike
15.10.25 - and here you go. H wheeled out on stage in his pants (because he'd pissed through his clothing and of course Mummy never thought to bring spares did she???)
* Who'd have though skank would have her son sat in a car for God knows how long to get to the next Trollops on Tour venue, sat there drenched in his own urine??... And then she STILL dragged him out on stage wearing nothing but his underwear covering his lower half is genuinely astonishing... I mean, this has got to be an all time low, hasn't it?
15.10.25 - and another Noo Angul to Utilise H to the full. CBD gummies this time because having him"accidentally" take some and how "calm" they made him she feels justified in dosing him up at will now. Not a second thought as to how these things might react with all the proper medications he has to take though There's video footage of H rocking back and forth with a tub of CBD gummies on 14th March on tiktok, so looks like skanks been giving him them all this time and using him to flog the stuff for months. Seems nothing is off limits with skank when she's desperate for cash. https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15192057/Katie-Price-reveals-shes-starting-son-Harvey-23-CBD-gummies-accidentally-took-two-nice-chilled.html
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She has no concept of what she's doing here when she's actually dicing with his health to flog her snake-oil rubbish, theres no thought as to her feeding him what he thinks are sweeties that may well interfere with the plethora of medications he takes daily anyway How typically skank..............
* And her quaffing the stuff too - check out the bit about liver function because it might go some way to explaining her own yellow colour scheme
* On her rubbish SC she also commented that H ate both his dinner and hers - fish and chips - leaving nuffink for MEEEE!
* F4J reported this and other concerns in Jan 2024. They handed over evidence to West Sussex SS, the Police and the Family Court and they mater said nothing has been done.There may have been things going on behind the scenes which we will never know about and rightly so as children are involved, but poor Harvey does not have the mental capacity to consent to any of this exploitation of him such putting him on stage as an exhibit, photographing him in private moments and posting it online. She's literally using him to sell stuff for her! Plus Lynne Rickwood (now back on the scene again) isn't just dim but she's totally complicit in all of this abhorrent behaviour. https://archive.is/iXVH8
* https://www.fathers-4-justice.org/2024/01/the-katie-price-child-abuse-scandal/ Parts of that were used in Family Court which led to J&B being removed.
She's never mentioned it, complained about it or managed to get it removed which tells you everything you need to know
* On her SC she has a picture of H entitled "Perfect Dinner Date" The perfect date who eats your meal as well as his own eh?
* H was seen wandering about backstage mooning his arse during the last Trollops on Tour fiasco. Thats nice for everyone n'est pas?
* and it appears whilst with Mummy H is being fed endless junk from the chip shop and whatever he wants from hotel room service, plus how the hell can she justify leaving Harvey & a puppy unattended while she's on stage naming fictional wapists?
* We are led to believe a carer or two travel with H when he's away, so where was the Carer/s when H wet himself? Is a carer accompanying him when he's backstage gorging on fish and chips? Is a carer present when she's stuffing CBD gummies in his face? Could it be that the Carers are no longer required because an ex WSSS social worker is now being employed as his "full-time carer" when away from his main residence? It might explain as to why he's suddenly front and centre of her grifting again, or is it Mummy being responsible for employing these Carers for such outings but binning the payments for them and not bothering to find anybody? Its more like skank is banking direct payments and not spending it as intended - what a surprise that would be!
17.10.25 - Having been stuffing H with endless junk food, Fishcakes and family-sized chips, leaving him unattended with boxfulls of fast food when she's onstage spouting BS, plus she is allowing whatever he wants from Room Service, she's still got the gall to post this for the media to pick up on! H is apparently fading away fast on fat jabs! Yeah of course he is - we've seen enough of him nearly naked recently to know this is utter BULLSHIT!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/37039088/katie-price-harvey-loses-fat-jabs-smashes-ipads/
* Nice mention of more smashed-up Ipads though - THREE in a week!!

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
9.10.25 - Seen on FB
"......funny how she used the puppy to please the kids after the kids went all the way to hers for a Thursday night and she'd forgotten to cancel their visit. She was up north on her "sell out" village hall tour, they phoned her when they arrived at her house and she wasn't there!" Mother of the year there folks - she 'forgot' they were coming!
16.10.25 - She is gonna be in P's case BIGTIME now she's seen there will be two series to elbow her way into! She's not gonna take "NO!" for an answer either
https://www.ok.co.uk/tv/breaking-future-katie-prices-daughter-36075644
* Surely the Skank hasn't spoken out just now about her terwwibbul wapes just to overshadow her daughter's continued TV success? Surely not?
17.10.25 - Oh dear, poor Junior is going to be fending-off a full scale grovelling attack of ingratiation from Mummy now, such is her desperation to be a part of just about anything to get MEEEE! back on the telly! Junior can expect a full-on charm offensive from Mummy (emphasis on the offensive bit). So thats TWO shows she entitled to be on now https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/37037251/junior-andre-first-reality-show-after-princess-andres-success/
Its going to be a short Junie Diaries based on what he's actually done since his music debut 3 years ago,,,,
Turned some Christmas lights on in Colchester.
Accompanied Daddy to red carpet events (not Mummy as she doesn't get invited anywhere now for obvious reasons)
Accompanied P to red carpet events.
Oh and according to skank he's spent the last 3 years in his bedroom anyway at both the Shitty Shack and the Rancid Rental playing on his playstation and spending the rest of his time in the recording studio mixing songs for skank to crucify.

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
13.10.25 - They're being decidedly UNKIND about her amaaaazin' figure and all her superb surgeries although they are still pushing the idea that the mess it's become is actually of any concern whatsoever to anybody - or even Clan Grifter Skank has called the Mail journos a bunch of liars when they reported she'd been to hospital for tests recently, furthermore she insists she's not frail & she's a "Helfy size 8".
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/frail-katie-price-showcases-surgically-36054861 'Surgically enhanced figure'..... i.e. totally unnatural.....
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/katie-price-sparks-concern-shows-36055367
* Having a little dig at her of her amaaaaazin' celebwity fwendships now - awl deese peepul wot LUV MEEEE!
She's wrongly tagged one of her BFFs with someone else's name! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-appearance-leaves-fans-36057648
* Heres the Mirror trying to stir some sympathy for poor Skeletor - and failing dismally. How is that "showcasing" anyway the ridiculous old crone!? Yet howironic is it having skank calling the Mail journos a bunch of liars when they printed a story about her weight loss and hospital visits, then claiming she was a healthy size 8 and is the same weight she was in her 20s! Since theres bugger-all else to print about the thing currently it certainly looks like skank has a deal with the Mirror so it's ok for them to run the stories for click bait and thus she gets paid for this dross. She's got no other dosh coming in so beggars can't be choosers can they?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-showcases-slimmed-frame-36059373
14.10.25 - https://archive.ph/r2Mf0 Containing some absolutely horrendous photos of the thing as a bonus!

* However, it looks like she's employed a Tame Paparazzi because one name keeps popping up on her shitty foter excloosivs - Aaron Parfitt. In just over the last month he's been the pap that's taken and sold the most pictures to Backgrid,,,
The cancer scare pictures.
The tragic weight loss pictures.
Her "looking frail" pictures.
He was also the pap that caught skank when she was doing panto with Kerry cokehead vaping outside the theatre and out in the wild arriving and parking her car.
He was the pap-of-choice when skank was with Boyson, Woods and bong boy when they wanted to be seen out and about pretending to be caught unawares.
Every time skank goes out anywhere Mr Aaron Parfitt stalking pap is there to capture the poorly frail skank, he then sells the pictures to Backgrid to accompany the story.
Anybody might think skank rings him when she needs some publicity and quick coin from pictures to avoid the 40%.
* Heres one from The Sun Absolutely spot-on!
Do the Sun understand how percentages work though? 98% yet the pink bar is barely 2/3 across the page
15.10.25 - Woo Hoo! Heres The Sun following-up on PETA selling a Hallow'een outfit recreating the Grim Reaper skanky!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/37006817/katie-price-animal-charity-peta-swipe-halloween-pet-death/
They kindly added this photo for comparison versus
Best be on standby for a campaign of Poor MEEEE! an' me Mentawl 'elf!" after this
16.10.25 - Heres The Sun reminding everyone about Rentagob's Wape Announcement - just in case anybody forgot about it https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15969249/katie-price-show-named-man-rape-claim/
* She's got herself a Front Page at long last woo hoo! (even if it is The Daily Star). So another outlet here is underlining her bilging out LIES again like she does her preshuss vape - just like she does to Kieron and the Ex-Husband Squad on a regular basis. Is JL going to come out fighting or let her get away with it again? We shall see.
18.10.25 - For some reason The Sun have brought this one out again from September.............. Wonder what is waiting to emerge that they're hinting at with this rubbish?
Katie Price formed close 'bond' with Conor McGregor on boozy Ibiza trip - leaving MAFS boyfriend JJ Slater 'unimpressed'