* Resumé
* Its Tea Time!!!!
Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "
How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
* Bankruptcy here we come Again AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!
* Court Cases -
#Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief - The Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "
Ize a singul gal now!"-
*
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
* "Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Plasterclasses!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Poo Gate #
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* More Grauniad Rubbish
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie.
"Rebuilding the Empire" 
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
*
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA
-
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Dimwit's Corner
* The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack -
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her
Resumé -
So Recap….
Skank and the whole Clan are LIARS…..
* Yet this guy, John Lydon, had the measure of it a very long time ago. Nobody listened and thought he was just being a bastard to the wonderful skank - but here we are and Johnny was Right all the long!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2845/2845588-20e5a96b253f59f2be67df08f15376c9.mp4
*
1 minute of most of her recent hits…
- "Don’t think I sit there and don’t pay stuf because I do.............................."
- ‘Signed Off’, as I’m dealing with serious stuff......."
- "Mentally can’t cope with going to court"
- "No medication for her ADHD"
- "Can’t mentally stand there in court with the media and public being there" (theres the answer to her non-attendances)
and the Biggest and Bestist Evva quote from it
- "Everyone is in a bankruptcy thing" 
* As to that remark abou
t "Not being able to stand in Court with the media and public there..................." With that skank has actually admitted that the reason she can't face attending court is because of all the people there to witness her come-uppance which is the whole reason she got the case case adjourned last time when she threw a wobbly about people watching her performances online.
Are we finally seeing some sort of shame or embarrassment about her situation? Ha, doubt it but tough luck, surely? That can't mean they say, "
Oh well, never mind dearie. You just stay home and invent some more lies for the 'Gram then." It won't happen.
Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
31.3.24 - there are stirrings that theres a Big Get Together this weekend of some of the Victims. Lets see what happens
Yep - he's there; Heres a two fingered salute to the skank
1.4.24 - info has popped up that skank's tame social wanker has pulled the stunt she did for skanky before!!!! Let's hope the media pick-up on it from here like they do everything else.
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."-
30.3.24 -
'Appy Eester from MEEEEEEEEEE! Ave a foter of me wonky norks anawl innit!! Woo Hoo!!"
* someone took a sneaky foter of it
* Fucking hell! This is enough to provoke a Vomit Comet of epic proportions
Its all plastic & gristle
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
28.3.24 - Once upon a time she charged for her Services to Moosic but I suspect these days she does it for FREE, ie you get it whether you want it or not depending on how rat-arsed she currently is.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-13244115/Katie-Price-mic-screeches-Britney-Spears-song-boozy-entrepreneur-brunch-onlookers-say-strength.html
* If you fancy having your eardrums burst, heres a quick clip of skank & Edna "
singing" Anuvva Levvel's 'it rekkord - you have been warned!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2841/2841392-a076832c94b391c2e53f2852f2d2a0a1.mp4
*
"I've written a letter to Daddy The Judge to say I love youuuuu Suck My Diiiickk"
2.4.24 - showing off it's Hit Record
Note how its stuck a heart right over Pete to obliterate him to only show MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Also note this is under a page called
"katiepriceproducts"
Bankruptcy here we come Again AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!-
2.4.24 - well looky here! This looks pretty suspicious does it not, especially as this thing is dense enough to think nobody will notice!! Is "
katiepriceproducts" a new company to syphon cash through cos we've never heard of it before and just who are the puppet directors this time around? Darth, Edna, Jess, Dim Lynne??? Be assured that any monies will going to
her irrespective of the name on the books with the company drained of money for Director's Loans before she shut it down ...I hope the FA spot this.
3.4.24 - This special bankruptcy of hers just gets better - this afternoon was her third meal out with the children since Friday.
Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl-
28.3.24 - SB posts this with a sheaf of laughing emojis taken from a stand-up comic's set.
"You can’t take responsibility for your own actions, Your life isn’t in a Shambles because of a planet in the sky, it’s because you can’t live without a Vape in your house, and you only fuck guys who need to borrow your car" 
30.3.24 - it seems SB has been catching up on here as regards his Replacement - he posted this little dig
Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief - The Media Showmance-
* Poor old Lego having to endure having his face slurped-off by those fish lips of hers
It looks like he can barely control his gag-reflex - not sincere nor loving in the least
30.3.24 - Once again it gatecrashes another Z List "event" with Legohead on the very day theres a gathering of a group of her Exes at KSR's place - can't have him out maybe looking at younger females can we? Just look at the state of it in badly cut-off jeans and yet another American Football top (to mirror Legohead); Sad innit?
3.4.24 - so they do have something in common after all??
5.4.24 - lifted from FB
Oh dear.................how sad........................never Mind! Woo Hoo!
Clan Grifter Gossip-
29.3.24 - for this is certainly Clan Grifter trying to save their arses when SS Skank goes down finally
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/friends-fear-for-desperate-katie-price/
"
Katie is defiant, saying bankruptcy won’t stop her from earning millions again. She says nothing and no one will break her,” our source says. “She’s still earning and argues that just some of it’s being taken to pay off some debts. She’s not scared. She argues that she turns everything into success – she’s self-made and will keep re-inventing herself for as long as it takes.”
# Ouch!!-
28.3.24 -
* She won't like Tattlers getting a mention either
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"-
27.3.24 - Yes here we go with one of her regular "Pwojects" that crop up with every Noo Bloke -
"Ize wont a Baybee!!!" with whoever happens to be currently The-One-the-scene. Yes lucky ol' Lego is going to be frogmarched to the IVF clinic to have his little twinkle examined as to why it can't get pregnant again like so many have been before him, but seeing as skanky is a dried-up old husk he might just get away with it
www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26952318/katie-price-reveals-next-babys-name-as-she-opens-up-about-having-a-sixth-child/
"
But Katie was quick to warn her new boyfriend, who is 14 years her junior, not to question her on the subject of parenting. She said: "Look, once you're with me, it's a ready-made family. If anyone tries to put me down or touch a nerve, if they ever try and doubt me as a mum? I know I'm a good mum. I mean, look at Harv, it's just me that brought him up. I get no ag from him because there's no dad involved. The others? It’s a nightmare, I’ll just say that.”
Could she be any more transparent?! Kieran is obviously getting custody back whether she likes it or not - At least 50/50 or hopefully 99.99% recurring. She can't stand to have people object to her ABUSIVE behaviours which she calls" parenting" & she's obviously very rattled by the court case or 'aA' as she calls it.
And the '
Put me down, doubt me as a mum' remark seems like she's been shown up to be a shit parent in court. Good!
29.3.24 - heres her latest
Pwoject Abaaaahhhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! - or so she says. It may be yet another of her LIES of course
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26979964/katie-price-fight-jersey-shore-fight-misfits-boxing/
Hmmmmm. We'd all be interested in the results of these "tests"...! If skank can pass these then surely it must be well enough to attend her BH and other court hearings then???
"I've just had all my brain scan, blood tests and all my things done, so..". (I wonder if they actually found her brain.... So many questions....)
And another thing - how will she get into the USA without a Visa - they don't give Criminals visas.
* And cherry-picked from here https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-lifts-lid-obsessive-32469473
"Ize gorra songg wrowte abbaaahhhtt MEEEEEE innit! Woo Hoo!" Not a complimentary song though eh skanky?
30.3.24 - Heres a bit of
"Poor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" for a change LOL. OK so WHY if she acknowledges thats she's absolutely shit at "sking" does it insist on going anyway? To be seen? To show off her little "boy"frend? Whatever?? It couldn't resist having another dig at Pete though through it's crocodile tears
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27030355/katie-price-tears-ski-jj-slater-peter-andre/
"Instead she spent time crying because when she fell she could not get up again because of her huge boobs and bum implants.
"Trying to get up with my bum filler and tits, as well as my body, when I'd fall over, trying to get my feet out of the skis and then lifting myself back up, I was literally like 'I f***ing hate this, I hate skiing'. So can we take it that it won't be going next year then, that is assuming it can afford to go or can blag a freebie off some idiot??
Incidentally, if the mutilated POS can't get up when she falls over in snow then how the fuck is it going to do Strictly, D.O.I, jungle or any other reality show that has physical challenges and that's without the strain on her worstist badliest browkern trotterz the surgeons have ever seen?! And don't forget she also has the most severe cases of PTSD and ADHD the Dr has ever witnessed.
3.4.24 - Oh no! Those fiends who keep reporting her to the DVLA have started to interfere elsewhere too, grassing her up for her dodgy scams
Katie Price's Instagram post for diet food firm banned for promoting 'irresponsible low calorie diet' - Mirror Online
"The Skinny Food Co and Katie Price have not yet responded to a request for comment from BBC News.’ Don’t hold your breath!
* Love how Sky News has the ASA ad headline:
'Irresponsible' Katie Price Instagram post.................."
* and the BBC have her as headline news with her scams
5.4.24 - so many instances of her Being a Wonderful Mother in view of the incoming court cases regarding the children she stole, indeed last night they were taken to the theatre by Mummy to show what an ace parent she actually is. Yet its all too little too late skank seeing as the nearest they got to going anywhere with you previously was being carted off to sit there whilst you have numerous Tweetmints done - thats when you're not dumping them on anyone available and pissing off out with Legohead and thats not to mention the imminent 'oliday back to Thailand. Yeah a Grate Muvva you are!
Poo Gate # -
4.4.24 - One of the "blind" sites
The mention of the word "Faces.........." at the end - wondering if they mean "Faeces"? Nobody would be surprised knowing this dirty old bag
Now to be forever known as "Poo Gate #" We are not sure who this actually refers to, but all the pointers go directly at skanky and she is notorious for showing her disgusting photo montages in the way of revenge, however the most hilarious part of 'Poo Gate #' is that we are only debating who shit on her because NONE of us doubts that the manky cow agreed to it
"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"-
27.3.24 - Dearest skanky. We know your MH is suffering from those horrid horrid husbands who made you NOT pay your taxes and run-up gigantic debts everywhere, the result of this is you are not in tip-top form to face the horrid horrid questions of the BH. There is nothing to worry about because if you "M
anifest hard enough" to the public enquiry (that you are doing your utmost to AVOID) it will just be like any other podcast you have ever done whereby you can be centre of attention as always and LIE your way through it!. You've got this - just tell them your honest truth and you will be home and dry.
(Home being prison and dry being off the sauce
)
* And heres yet another Syndrome for her ever-increasing collection of MH Ishoos https://tattle.life/attachments/2840026/
Strange how in this ancient photo of poor long-suffering Pete, he is dressed exactly like Legohead does NOW - she does have a type after all it seems LOL
* and this. It also quoted that "
Her meds are in short supply......................." but what she's also said is that the
"Meds SHE wants to try are in short supply..........." so not actually these elusive ones she doesn't even take anyway
"Katie Price has revealed why she chooses not to follow doctors' recommendations for taking ADHD medication after she was diagnosed back in July. The TV personality, 45, previously explained she was learning to understand how the disorder has affected her past behaviour, yet the star has now admitted she is refusing medication.
Appearing on Jamie Laing's podcast, Private Parts, Katie opened up about her health diagnosis. As Jamie asked whether they put her on medication, Katie replied: 'They have put me on something, but you can get Ritalin and all this stuff but I don't want to rely on medication. She added: 'They've put me on something mild and it makes me really sleepy so I haven't taken it.' (Doubtless these meds are counteracted by all the
it stuffs up it's collapsing beak!)
30.3.24 - The latest
Awwwllll Abaaahhhhtt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! from it! -
"Nobody tells MEEEEEE No!"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-insists-will-more-32472882 Luckily the chances of it getting pregnant are remote
Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap-
28.3.24 - Back to flogging JYY shite which this summer seems to consist of ghastly clothing made out of AFP's old crocheted tablecloths and straw hats circa 1970. Plus there are items like this - props pinched from the set of "Little House of the Prairie". Dressing this ugly old boiler up as a little girl like Alice in Wonderland is ridiculous!!
* Going back awhile, it got caught flogging shonky stuff to the braindeads - wondered what happened about this?
metro.co.uk/2020/01/09/katie-price-investigated-promoting-hair-nail-drink-despite-wearing-extensions-fake-nails-12028644/
30.3.24 - posting wearing yet another of AFP's tablecloths saying its had dinner with The Family whilst simultaneously being out on the piss with Legohead in London
Incredible eh?
* and this nonsense. AS IF it has wasted it's valuable MEEEEEE Time packing crap at JYY HQ???!!!
Incidentally, if these Lucky Bags contain anything worth more than a fiver then I'm a monkey's Uncle!!
3.4.24 - Hahaha! Bet she's on the grift for a Noo Wun!!
- Maybe she'd be better off remembering when she last drove the pink RR (on the sly) because its probably in the neighbour's barn with a steel gate embedded in the front of it
4.4.24 - Its trying to advertise junk again - here we have skanky attempting to do another ad even though she doesn’t know what she is selling to begin with & just says £80 and the word app a lot
So this grifter gets shutdown for promoting the Skinny Foods rip-off then on the same day its off promoting a thing called Tester App. Its basically another Big Con whereby the Mug has to "play" for hours on end to get anything back, sometimes people get nothing or just lose their own money to the scam. There are no replies from complaints, and they track your activity. No No No, do not install.
Honestly it’s time for her to be cancelled because it actually doesn‘t care about her deluded fans, it just wants to scam them as usual, but this also shows how desperate she is now when Twat Tok shop appear to have sacked her & she can no longer run JYY TT Lives because the situation got too difficult with the questions on there for which Darth Jeyda must be fuming. It seems they were selling a lot of the cheap JYY shitty products on there to her Braindeads but now she's reduced to just doing ads on her SMs for that rubbish now. And today? Well skanky couldn’t even be bothered with the crapcast, the reason it gives is that the kids on hols but since when has that EVER mattered to the thing eh? Its is utter BS
. Things ain’t going well for the Skank so scamming people is now very much in play to crib in as much dosh as she can lay her claws onto
Podcast Garbage includes Radio 4 shite too-
She's been flogging her past ''traumas' and 'ex's' for years and now they're all doing the rounds again BIG TIME due to the imminent bankruptcy court dates and undoubtedly those regarding the children's safety and residency. Take away the list below and what does she have to talk about??? Nothing, as she's done NOTHING of any note in recent years apart from abuse children, animals and her ex's, break the law, not pay her bills and snort copious amounts of
The rapes (I've lost count of them all)
The long-suffering ex's
TV she is going to do e.g IACGMOOH/Loose Women
All her Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos, ie ADHD/PTSD. Thats it basically.
28.3.24 -
More LIES from it on it's own Crapcast this time
* "
Me and my ADHD"
Got to underline this again of course
* Edna says the plaster in her kitchen stinks of fish. (fascinating........................)
* Harvey is there (this is before she went to Nottingham for the Brunch fiasco) It says H is there for another week, his meds have just been delivered - she's "knackered" naturally even though she's hardly been there at all
* Her and Bunny went out for a hack, Bunty has a riding lesson every weekend, she is on the pony she bought for Junior (Bobby) It's a dream to ride with one of her kids. (
This was featured in the media with them slating her for lack of safety precautions)
*She has taken Bunty's phone off of her (not had it for 2 weeks apparently); Bunty gets round the parental controls but its admitted things are better without it. Edna chimes in with "Thank god for that!" and that "Some of B’s social media is horrendous...."
(Wonder if its been TOLD to do this by legals or a case of taking it so Bunty cannot speak to her Daddy? So OK then Edna - who allowed it and encouraged the behaviour? Your lovely sister thats who! It's said that with total detachment, as if it just happened and no-one could control it. It's got a vibe of blaming a 9 year old. Enabling Enda strikes again!
* Over Easter gotso much planned for kids (yeah right) go-karting, swimming, she wants to go and watch a show at the theatre in Brighton, out on the horses, walk the dogs. Bunny has a dance on stage on Friday (that would of been last week) drive through safari, camping, Gullivers, wants to take them away (
well that sure as hell ain't going to happen) The reality is that she'll either be pissed or not there
* Harvey goes back before half term
*SFP is going to the IOW, house is almost done over there. Apparently AFP and PFP turned up at the MM the other day, not sure why, KFP was doing her book with the ghostie lady - she went out to say hello, but they drove off !!!!!!!!
(That's a bit weird, why would they do that I wonder/wander?).
* Dan & Lou might go over too. KFP doesn't say she is going.
* Might do an Easter hunt in the field if weather is nice.
* Back to her ADHD, SFP says she's mentioned her having ADHD on the pod a few times (actually I think that's all KP talks about these days, especially as she's bricking-it over the next Court date))
* Goes on about how she was diagnosed - nothing we haven't heard before a million times over. Its it's "severe" on the spectrum of ADHD. (Of course)
* She's still learning. Since diagnosed she learned not to retaliate on social media, she holds back. If she had known when she had her breakdown she may have coped differently. Shortage of meds she wants to try, other pills made her sleepy and she doesn't want to be supressed. (
What a load of carefully placed BS)
* So much stress behind the scenes (this gets mentioned quite a few times) she can't get her head round all the forms, she can't read them, her head goes, can't attend court because she can't mentally so the way through it is working, manifesting, doing stuff with the kids are her priorities, ride through it.
* Her brain is connected differently, not an excuse for all of it.
* She gets "aggy" in meetings, can't sit still, gets bored easily...... blah, blah, blah. Thats apparently why people think she is "on something" when she does TT.
* Hates labels (OK on on other people it sounds like, just not her!)
* She needs something to settle her brain. Head head is fuzzy from all the court cases -
she can cope with life, just not the court cases.
*Dealing with stuff behind the scenes as well
* She's always late, but doesn't like letting people down - she's a
"People pleaser" apparently.
* Situations with dealing with stuff behind the scenes - saying she's not responsible if she has to move stuff and is then late, then says she is clearly responsible (???!!!)
* she is more switched on than people think. (
Devious? Cunning?? An abject LIAR maybe?)
*Edna tells her she should just communicate if she is going to be late, KP thinks she will get told off if she does.
* She announces that she needs things explained to her in simple terms because her brain is "
fuzzy with everything going on", from forms and letters, appointments & she needs her meds
. It's all just noise. Gets agitated and bored.
* Learning a script...no problem, if it's something she is interested in, it's ok, if she's not interested, she can't engage. That's why she watches so much crime. (Eh??????)
* Stress, she wakes up with a knot in her stomach. Edna says the public says you create your own drama,skank says other people create the drama & she doesn't want drama -
(she blames everybody else as usual.)
* Mentions the horse picture and that she doesn't really wear a riding hat because she knows what she is doing, in any case she's already had a near death experience with her feet (dem Browkern Trotterz) yet no mention of her attempted suicides.
* She will live her life how she wants to, she's not silly, so let her be.
* She needs chaos as gets bored easily.
(Easy to explain the squalor she lives in that way)
* Not sure if her ADHD affected her relationships, this one with Legohead is the only one she hasn't jumped into. Mentions something about 5 months (???)
* Dan's speech from her first wedding gets an airing now, something about living each day like it's your last.
* She is easy to live with -
(
Ask all the Exes about that!)
* She's ambitious, driven, hungry, always fighting for what she wants.
* Listener questions, not sure why they bother with them because actually The Life Advice is all about her!!
* Thailand was her last holiday and Thailand will be her next holiday. (Lucky Thailand......................)
* Dream person to duet with? She has duetted with Alexander O'Neill - starts singing. Wants to duet with Ne-yo, Chris Brown, Nelly. Loves the Backstreet Boys, singing again (so that's why she started following them the other day)
(Bet they all say NO fanx!)
* Has she been in any music videos? says yes, but can't remember which ones. (conveniently)
* Starts mentioning Dane, apparently the song "Buggin" is about her, she heard it the other day as she was getting ready to go out. Dane had a good voice, that was so good, attractive. (B
ut he escaped of course)
* Then she starts going on about Victoria Beckham and her saying about "
Who let the dog's out in the Man U lounge". (
Now theres us thinking Vicky was a cold fish with no sense of humour??! LOL)
* They're both "singing" now , it's truly awful.
* Skank reckons Edna has ADHD as well - Edna replies that she thinks she has a bit of auto (autism?)
* Life advice again ..Skanky wants another baby, blah, blah,
So she can't cope with forms and paperwork eh?? Funny how she always managed when she had AFP & her brother Dan doing it all, but AFP has abandoned her now yet Dan is still around there all the time, so he can help with paperwork, surely?? He always used to, so why is it suddenly a problem?. He just needs to say you have to be at this place, on this date, is that not simple enough? She constantly contradicts herself and ties herself in knots, the podcasts are gold dust for the authorities to challenge her behaviour and bat back excuse after excuse furthermore, she can employ people to look after kids, clean her house, admin, but not one of the most important basic things for someone who is self employed to do her money/tax etc - an accountant? It wasn't long ago she stated in an interview she knows where every penny goes to (I take it that mean nail bar, hairdressers, tanning salons, Waitrose & H&M). Also it has said before that Dan has her diary so sorry these excuses are just not going to wash with the courts- she's not the only person in the country to have ADHD.
Basically what you must take from this pile of shite is that nothing is her fault and she should be allowed to drive, not pay her debts to anybody or be a responsible adult and mother - because of ADHD. Sounds reasonable.........
28.3.24 - the next guest crapcast with James English - it'll be the same as all the rest though, however this remark appeared on his comments section as per his dodgy choice of "guest"
* IF you can stand it! https://youtu.be/4ho6Y-USNRs
* Turns up two hours late!
(She's nevva late for anything dontcha knaaa!)
* Back onto The Randy pweirdo Photographer Tale already - In this version she is 11 when the photographer struck, not 13. (
The woman is an absolute psychopath and a compulsive liar.)
* Reckons she was only weeks pregnant when she aborted Dane’s baby. (
Different to other versions)
* Insists that every ex has cheated on HER. (not vice versa???)
* No one knows she makes curtains - FFS!
* Oooh she’s just admitted she has stuff on exs that she could put out but hasn’t.
* Going on about the Pete Tiktoks
This pod is full of bulllllll shittte. Omfg.
* Calling Princess ugly, "The ugliest baby ever, an ugly kid". (P is obviously not conforming to her demands to merit this)
* Its on a roll now - she's really dissing Pete, she
"Made him, he was no one. Pete had nothing when he met MEEEEEEE!".
* Nearly at the end of "Twack a twoll and Harvey’s law".
(
we've been through this before - neither are true or exist)
* Calls AR
/ Roxanne, "The worse thing ever. Worse person ever........"
* According to her AR cheated on her in her bed - he had "A pink fucking machine in the bedroom"
NB - Hasn't he still got the injunction at this point? Come on Alex. Destroy the evil witch!
* It was Mentally disturbing.............................
* "
Never been a drinker & Kieran introduced her to coke".
(
Funny then that she was caught by Pete doing lines just after Junior was born)
* She likes writing books (they are all ghosted). Lawyers go through it so you can’t get sued (really?).
* Lots of
"twiggers" in her new book.
* Going on about stuff behind the scenes apparently.
"Its not MEEEE stopping the kids seeing their dad) . (
Yes it fucking is!!!! )
* She can’t stop swearing these days & it’s word for word of all the other pods with just a load of slander added in.
* Trying to take credit for bring up P&J,
"We both have them" it states even though they've lived with their Dad for YEARS. She has been saying that they both live with her now but J is always "Out" so thats why he is never seen on her Live shite
* Tried to hang her self with a microphone wire around her neck in the toilet before she went in the Priory the 2nd time. She was on her own, her phone fell down the toilet, but still worked. Another version says it was an exercise band which would explain the black-eyes it said it had - from bouncing up and down for 20 minutes like a yoyo
All bloody LIES!
* Playboy Manshun again - "I
t took a long time to revive her': The Troof??
"Former roommate claims Katie Price 'took so many drugs she passed out and paramedics were called' when she lived at the Playboy Mansion in 2002
* South Africa - hijacked at gunpoint. (
yep this Lie-Fest!)
* Said she was trying to get the keys in the car to start it, but then she said it was Neil trying to do that.
* Said she was never offered therapy after the hijack - this is where ITV get the blame. ( ITV issued a statement explaining what actually happened and that everyone was offered help and therapy. Details further down on here
* Now she seems to have developed a phobia of guns
(
and where the lies about K came from of course)
* Here we go!
She has SEVERE ADHD.
* No one can ever be like her or do what she’s done, (
thank fuck for that).
* It has vaped its way through this rubbish too - ol' dragon breath is blowing it all over English's face
*Legohead is like
"sunshine" - he doesn’t judge her, he's done his tv show, - he's so kind, loving, loyal, no red flags.
* She doesn’t try to push buttons to
test him.
"We go out and do things".
* Her darkest days? Pete, Alex, Kieran, police, socials, 2 managers
*
Still got her nice house, bankruptcy is what it is… How many more times is she going to try to peddle the idea that "B
ankruptcy can happen to anyone and it's nothing to be ashamed of." No, it can't and doesn't happen to "anyone" and if this cretin knew the first thing about Shame she perhaps wouldn't be in the pile of shit that she is.
* Wants to take kids travelling.
(NO FUCKING CHANCE!)
*Errr, didn’t she say she loves chaos on the other pod? Now she likes peace
* She cried when she went skiing, because she can’t ski. Called herself a fat fuck.
Why go "sking" then eh???
* YES she would get married again!.
* She could sit there talking about herself all day.
(You already do luv!)
* Skank says to to James "How do you know I’m nuts?"
(Its really not difficult skanky...........)
* A bit of crawl-arsing around it now from JE - he tells her she must take some responsibility for putting herself in these predicaments and dramas. It’s dark, it’s toxic.........she’s damaged goods. Shes been through so much & she’s turned it all around.
* BUT he slam-dunked her with this one! He said "
You haven’t got ADHD, whoever told you that was lying! Split personality, bipolar maybe..." It replied "
I think I have everything)!" He also called her
"a fuckin' psycho..." right at the very end, so probably has got some inkling of what she's really like. I wonder what he thought of her being two hours late keeping everybody hanging about for her grand arrival? .
Its just rude and ignorant tuning up Two hours late like it did though
* Now skank grandly announces that it hopes everyone enjoyed the podcast.
Us: no we fucking didn’t.
* BUT check this out on JE's comments! https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240328_221640_instagram-jpg.2843061/ They're on meltdown! There's some corker comments on his Twitter feed about skanky, here is a few faves:-
Dropped more boxers than Tyson She's had more men than The Grand Old Duke of York
Been clapped more times than the NHS in lockdown She’s had more red ends than bob marleys ash tray
Been under more sheets than the KKK He can't class it as losing his virginity if he didn't touch the sides
Handled more pipe than Super Mario Smashed more times than Gary Glitters living room window
She’s seen more helmet than Murray Walker Been slammed more times than a taxi door
Slid down more shafts than a coal miner Taken more loads than a HGV
* and thats not all - the same shit will now be repeated ad verbatim on Radio 4 Woman's Hour;
Ancient photo used too and YES same old shit!
* People who do all these tweetmints she has done need to be more "
responsible"
* Oh God - the child wape story again!
* Poor me ! She has surgery whenever she's going through a bad time
* Another of her fruitcake, barking-mad "fans" is allegedly going to Surrogate" for her, so she says
* This moronic presenter is grovelling all over the thing now saying she’s a survivor and been dealt a very tough hand........
"she’s an incredible carer and voice for Harvey"
(
Pile it on there R4! This idiot never queried her driving convictions nor her vile abuse to ex’s).
* She's blaming the media for everything
* Been in priority severe PTSD blah blah blah
* Asked about bankruptcy and driving offences and is she taking responsibility? It says she didn’t know about the second bankruptcy and is looking into it!
(So why all her "Signed off" shite the other day then?? Presumably HRMC are big fat liars who didn’t tell her about case nor did she open the letters hand delivered to her (she couldn’t open them because of her ADHD maybe?. )Pretty sure the court would say if you can employ a Nanny,a Gardener, a Cleaner and a PA why can you employ an accountant??)
* Driving -
"That’s a different story!" she says, "
Should have got her licence back last April" it protests & is asking for someone from DVLA to contact her if they’re listening. She says she passed her blood tests for alcohol (
what about drugs?) and is still waiting to hear and she can’t get in touch with anyone .
(Fucking liar!!!
They don’t need to contact her when she’s publicly said often enough that she tried to unalive herself whilst driving, she continually insists she has severe adhd but is unmedicated, it claims to be permanently disabled & also insists she has severe PTSD. She’s not well enough to drive in any of those cases plus she's a proven bullshitter
with the DVLA stuff.
a She claimed she 'had the nod' to drive in July 2023 (she didn't and she was convicted!)
b She claimed she had done clear blood tests in September 2023
c She admitted the blood test was because she was 'high risk' .
Something is obviously not right in the eyes of the DVLA although skank doesn't seem to understand that in fact she hasn't passed the tests just because she says she has.)
* Now saying that
"Someone" keeps contacting DVLA to report her. (
One cannot imagine why eh??)
* The presenter closed it down pretty quick having told the skank off saying she
"Needs to own her law-breaking behaviour"; She knew Skank was talking shite about the driving but sadly that was the only real challenge to her.
* And thats it - what a bloody waste of half an hour
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/b007qlvb
* Woman's Hour are being annihilated in their Twitter feed over this debacle - deservedly so
* Heres the Mirror indicating that skanky's "
interview was abruptly cut short" due to the driving isshoos stuff
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-cut-bbc-radio-32469001
2.4.24 - jut look at the topic it's chosen for it's next Crapcast! As if she has a choice in the matter seeing as she's a dried-up old husk anyway!!!
This is provocation and a big "Up Yours!" to everybody although some of the comments will be removed swiftly by the Beige Buffalo as they ain't "kind" at all!!
4.4.24 - No Crapcast from it this week because, it says,, "Iss 'arf term innit!", ie she wants everyone to think she's doing all these exciting things with the kids (LIES) instead of her usual Tweetmints / Booze /Dwuggz episodes. In any case, how can Edna the Beige Buffalo possibly fit in the recording of another the award winning podcast with Nostferatu when she has her fridge freezer to plug in and some food to grift for it too?
5.4.24 - Us "fans" are devastated apparently about the lack of a crapcast from it - so they give us this instead
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27124344/katie-price-cancels-podcast-facing-instagram-ban/
It's facing being slung off IG as well then eh? How devastating for us all...................................................;
The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole -
* Just a little reminder about Dim Lynne Social Wanker - she who abandoned her "career" at the SS in favour of becoming another of skanky's flunkies to be used and abused by the thing. This total asshat is wholly responsible for ALL the shite skank has hurled at K&M to keep those children with HER - DL filling in forms, telling it what to say and allege.
'
A social worker who was fired by a council after getting 'too close' to Katie Price has been pictured driving the reality TV star's children. Lynne Rickwood, 45, was sacked by West Sussex County Council's family safeguarding team after the council became aware she had been offered a job as nanny to Katie's children.
............ Social services bosses were understood to have raised concerns about the situation which could be considered 'unprofessional' because social workers are supposed to maintain a healthy distance from their clients and not become embroiled in their personal lives.''
* Wouldn't it be fascinating to know just how Skank manages to employ a disgraced social worker who must have been on
£40k a year? Where exactly does this Double-Bankrupt find the cash to pay these people from? Dim Lyn seems to be only one of several full time staff which altogether must cost 1500 to 2000 pounds a week to employ yet its one of the mysteries of universe how a bankrupt can afford to pay them
3.4.24 - Comment in the Mirror today
F4J Dive In on the Skank -
4.4.24 - the situation with F4J rumbles onwards, this comes after they were quesioned as to what exactly they were up to behind-the-scenes
Seven months onwards they are still there. However K has parted company with them though which may explain how snippy they've become, that in itself is strange considering they market themselves as the organisation that fight for the rights of fathers alienated from their children, and now they are quite literally trying to throw an alienated father under the bus. Ironic!! Their beef is with skanky so why try to ruin the lives of her children and their fathers? Where’s the justice part there?
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!-
29.3.24 - https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-calls-age-limit-32470909 "Not very pwitty!"
* Just to remind you about these ridiculous behemoths.
Not only are the things wonky but look at the scars!!
2.4.24 - here we go again with some more tweetmints for it. FFS, if they want to tape it's foetid gob shut, why not use Duct Tape eh??
"
Love it!"
4.4.24 - another bucketfull of Saaarrrrfffend seawater going into it's fish-lips, and all done by the woman who was investigated by ITV the other week for her dodgy practices. PS, they looking fucking horrific!! https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240404_142915_instagram-jpg.2855406/
* More hair extensions too; Its definately off on 'oliday very soon..........................;
The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon-
29.3.24 - KH live on TikTok and someone asked if he watched that James English crapcast. He replied
"No I don’t need to, I’ve been sent loads of snippets" then said "All I will say is - interesting! - and you will find out why soon" Bring it on K! Maybe a chat with Pete, and Alex too?
1.4.24 - Here we go then. An Easter Get Together with a whole bunch of
Those Maligned By The Skank at KSR's place, including K&M and SB!! Doubtless P&E may have attended but for the imminent birth of their baby but imagine the conversations over the roast lamb luncheon - skank will be going ballistic!! Possibly there is some collaboration going-on here regards KSR's new book due out shortly
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.5.0&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-372-rinse-and-repeat-rinse-and-repeat-just-shut-up-about-alex-kieran-and-pete.44664%2Fpage-12&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftvandshowbiz%2F27048625%2Fkatie-price-carl-woods-kieran-hayler-easter-together%2F&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=3e11a249f72f5e0faa005ea232cff3a2&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
* I wonder how the Brain-Deads are going to handle this latest revelation of co-operation between The Exes? Check out previous responses from these imbeciles as per SB & K.
Twigger Warnink!
1.4.24 -
* Having spent a very civilised afternoon at an Easter get-together at KSR's place, K has been on his TT live and he’s talking about CW presumably, ie theres a bit where he says
‘He also gave me a load of other videos......’. Incriminating videos have changed hands.....................
* Here we are with another Oldie but this just proves that skank is so desperate to get another Money Spinner (and has been for a very long time) that as soon as another Noo Egg is captured they get dragged off to the IVF clinic to be tested to see if they are a Jaffa or not. Invariably it appears that The Big Problem is that its Skanky being a barren old husk & not any duff genetics from the blokes in question. This was Alex's turn to be "examined" & blamed for the lack of another Money Spinner but Boyson and CW also got sent to The Clinic to be tested when it was unable to get pregnant again on command. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1323602/amp/Katie-Price-undergoes-IVF-desperate-bid-conceive-baby-husband-Alex-Reid.html
* an oldie here - this guy was one she desperately tried to recruit but he was having none of it, in fact he was so pissed-off with her constant pestering he resorted to being blunt/brutal to get it to leave him alone!
3.4.24 - it will be hitting the sherry hard tonight - Pete has anounced the birth of his and Emily's daughter!
4.4.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kieran-hayler-risks-katie-prices-32505893 She is going to take this as a personal affront of course
Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees-
29.3.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/27002629/peter-andre-nobody-katie-price/ It always makes a point of trying to squawk
"A Howell Noo Wurrrlld" though.
* Let us not forget this victim of the Black Widow now being wheeled-out again to further her publicity drive. She's a Black Widow alright - mates with the victim and then tears 'em to pieces and eats them up.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26996559/katie-price-defends-gareth-gates-pregnant/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR1e_5eFAB4fqu17protsYIXyIil6qD9w72Mqq0BDo0MZyUZak1gG32wb18_aem_AU-nSAlMjapBLrFP1uYQgAaoVss_W7jmbTvX22lPFQioNspro2vqkZ4SO1i3YNLnzYg#Echobox=1711696860
* Not so much an Escapee - more of a victim of the thing, perhaps one of the first?? Its the same old same old in that when a man isn't useful to her anymore she devalues them with lines such as they "Used her for money" ( how many times have we heard that?? !) On JE the other day, she accused Scott of cheating on her before she went into the jungle which is a first on that that one - the story is evolving like Saaaarrrff Affrikka and all the rest!!
"Katie wouldn't speak to Scott because she believed he had been making money out of her....I can't believe she has done this to someone who loved her so much." She sent AFP to get rid of him in Australia because she was fixated on snaring Pete Yew Cunt properly after IACGMOH
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/SHE+LEFT+OUR+SON+A+WRECK.-a0113276380
* and speaking of Pete and how skanky saved his career for him, him being a nobody until she "Remade" him, that is Peter Andre who finished 3rd and she finished 5th on I'm a Celebrity. He was clearly more popular than she was/is. Silly twat!
Back to 2013 - it just shows how long she's been digging at AR and little wonder he set The Law on her. Not that its stopped the thing of course https://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report-i-m-bisexual-and-used-sex-toys-on-alex-reid-says-katie-price-1765348
2.4.24 - Getting in another BORING "swipe" at the Exes https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/12662427/katie-price-swipeex-husbands-kids/
5.4.24 - It had to come didn't it?? Skank HAD TO respond to the
Betwayal of The Exes, them meeting up at KSR's for Easter luncheon where she would be the topic (target) of conversation
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27127363/katie-price-insult-ex-carl-message/
"A source told The Sun: “When Katie saw the pics of Kieran and Carl together she texted Carl that he was a ‘sad c***’. She was absolutely fuming because it can’t have been for any reason aside from to have a dig at her.” Too right skank yet such eloquence from it - who's the Twoll now eh skanky?? And I'd bet money on said "source" being SB himself
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"-
29.3.24 - In case you were in any doubt whatsoever after hearing all it's protestations about
"Ize downt doo dwuggs...."
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/20652351/katie-price-drugs-passed-out-playboy-mansiom/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7420116/inside-katie-price-first-rehab-the-stint-priory/
30.3.24 - Not drinking again then? With the events going-on elsewhere it'll be necking the booze like theres no tomorrow
The smoldering sexy look doesn't work so well when you've got a hare lip and collapsing nose does it but I wonder how she feels being the oldest there by at least a decade? And what's wrong with it's misshapen gob???
* Actuzlly it's very sad (not!) and judging by the people behind her looking and smirking away, things will probably get messy shortly when after few more drinks, she takes over the DJ box, starts "singing" and tells everyone to start spitting
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?-
28.3.24 - If nothing else this will set it off Slamming & Swiping when her arch enemy JM uses Her Name in Vain!
2.4.24 - Swiping again or does
"Swiping" mean
"Lying" these days?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13262661/Katie-Price-cryptic-swipe-exes-Kieran-Hayler-Carl-Woods.html
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6537234/katie-price-confirms-princess-junior-living-peter-andre/
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc-
27.3.24 - the media have finally picked-up on her sordid lies about her multiple wapes with not one sympathetic comment.
Could this mean people DON'T BELIEVE HER???
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13244897/katie-price-reveals-rape-therapy-daughter-princess-held-gunpoint-south-africa.html
* and dragging P into her sordid lies too. She should NOT be saying anything personal about Princess even if Princess was traumatised by something happening to the Tawes Patsy, (IF that was what happened). It’s not for skanky to use it for to publicity. If Peter was told this happened, he would have gone and got P & J immediately but the very next day there were pictures of them all happily swimming with sharks. No way would they be in any mental state to do that had they endured the ordeal skanky is insisting on! . We have never had full confirmation about what actually happened, only her version & KFP has told so many different accounts of events in Saaarrrrffff Affrikka who knows which one to believe anyway.
* https://www.fm104.ie/news/buzz/katie-price-opens-up-about-being-raped-aged-7-in-heartbreaking-interview/
* All her LIES & crap have been nonstop for a bloody week or so now just rehashing same old shit, but the comments everywhere are hilarious with not one ounce of sympathy anywhere to be found which will really really piss her off big time. It seems everybody is saying the same thing, that shes a liar who has said it all before yet regurgitates it over and over again - she always blames her exes for everything yet shes the criminal and 2x bankrupt! - but it seems FINALLY nobody is falling for her shit!! They're even calling her out over Harvey's alleged latest "accident"!!
Its all long overdue Another bonus about the Saaarrrfff Affrikka LIES is that they caused ITV to permanently nail the door shut to her... she can't get any tv work on main stream channels anymore either so it doesn't matter how many times she spouts this crap or how many more embellishments she adds on - hardly anyone is hearing it anymore.
3.4.24 - Some scumbag has stolen her gate - Likely culprits? Graffiti artists, Drug dealers, F4J, the Ex-Husband Squad, don't forget the Mexican bandits or the six Saarrrrfff Afrikkkans with guns or those pesky Bailiffs nor everyone else she's wronged
Nah this will be the infamous the Post Boc Bandits again!!
Wonder /wander if she drives in/out that gate on her
missions too?
'Someone's took my £200 gate, they should be prosecuted' it shreiks at the police - says woman who owes £750,000 tax and 3 Million to creditors! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-breaks-silence-fiery-32505265
Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else-
27.3.24 - heres an interesting comment that appeared on one of her podcast comment sections. They appear to be saying she's in Court again in April, something to do with F4J
https://tattle.life/attachments/cb0ea941-4ddb-45b2-8f8d-3b32c76b4689-jpeg.2840594/
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"-
27.3.24 - Using this awful anecdote to further her schemes to save her own scrawny neck. Imagine H were a normal lad and how he'd feel seeing this??
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-13244791/Katie-Price-reflects-visiting-abortion-clinic-three-times-pregnant-son-Harvey-admits-it.html https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-visited-abortion-32455376
* So yes on recent crapcasts it has been according itself great accolades for bringing up H "
On my own......
I'm a good Muvver, look at Harvey who I brought up on my own". Well yes - look at Harvey, it says it all. Thats nothing detrimental towards Harvey - its all directed at her.
Also remind yourself that she says could'nt abort H but she sure as hell aborted Dane Bower's child out of sheer malice to get back at him leaving her - and despite what she is currently insisting upon that the foetus was about 4 weeks, previously its been said she was actually 6 months gone!!
29.3.24 -There is someone on twitter/x saying she’s really not a good muvva, (
a relation of theirs works at H’s residential college).
* Back to 2019 when H went off to residential after a campaign of this stuff from Mummy about how she was afraid of him and the kids were in danger from him.......................... strangely enough it directly co-incided with H's father being declared Bankrupt and unable to pay dear ol' AFP her £30,000 a year "to look after him". Odd that eh?
Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"-
27.3.24 - Making it "Awwwllll Abaaahhhtttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" though, like always
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26963049/katie-price-kids-im-a-celebrity-plans/
29.3.24 - just the place to take a ten year old for lunch - a sushi bar FGS!
and to get a bit of mileage out of him at the same time. Wheel-out Jett for an airing today (probably because Bunty is with their Father)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-fans-disbelief-son-32472691
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13253573/Katie-Price-shares-rare-snaps-son-Jett.html
31.3.24 - following on from her deflection photospread with Jett the other day that was supposed to be "
Awwwlll Abaaahhhhtt MEEEEEEEEEE!", she won't be happy about this https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-prices-fans-say-son-28914206
2.4.24 - and before it starts on AGAIN about how
"ALL my kids live with MEEEEE.................... but Junior is always out............" - take a read of this! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6039585/Katie-Price-informed-Peter-Andre-Princess-Junior-continue-living-him.html
9.4.24 -
Extreme makeovers aged 9, swearing & letting the kids loose on Temu… 6 times Katie Price has been savagely mum-shamed | The Sun
Dimwit's Corner -
31.3.24 - yes there still are a few thick morons who believe the skank is anything other than a crass, revolting PoS. They are in effect just like her but possibly slightly more educated
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240331_132655_instagram-jpg.2847462/
2.4.24 - over the weekend Chloe Ferry was live on TT saying she’s "Fuming". She’s been blocked after arguing with someone she thought was her friend. She’s just set up a new clothing range (nothing to do with Jeyda, I don’t think) but there are a few comments suggesting the bust up was with KP - her BFF
Lies, Lies and More Lies-
* Highly unlikely they'd have a 17 year old doing this job so YES - more LIES from it! And here it is - amongst all this rubbish being picked-up by the media from it's Crapcasts it stated that it did Project 2000, a recruitment drive to bring in more younger people into Nursing as a career. As such skanky insists she "worked" in a local Care Home where it states it was trained
"To prepare bodies" to go to the funeral parlours"
. Absolute tosh! NO WAY would they have a school leaver doing this task in Project 2000, plus its been said that she never did Project 2000 at Ladymead care home at 16 anyway because she was told to wear their uniform not vest tops or whatever she wanted to wear so that notion didn't last long enough for her to graduate to preparing The Dead. More bloody LIES!!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-says-ive-cleaned-32468696
4.4.24 - its had the fish-lips refilled again. That dodgy woman posted earlier that she was on her way to the Shitty Shack to pump 'em full of seawater and now skank is saying she went to her place!!! Yep skank is trying to make out she has been to Ellie's place saying she’s just got back from there and the stupid bunt posted that she was on her way to skanky's hovel!!! LIES again
Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! -
4.4.24 - looks like its planning to disappear off on 'oliday back to Thailand with Legohead this time to avoid the next Court case. Hence all the sudden Tweetmints!
The Courts weren't stupid enough to let it phone-in from Thailand like it did from the Maldives were they??
* Funny how she claimed she had to come home from Thailand that time because of the kids and "they needed her", yet fast forward, and she's back to dumping the kids and fucking off to Thailand with the THIRD EGG. Hopefully the red tops will tear her to shreds
* And with this imminent 'oliday, no doubt we'll be in for a treat with all the re-enactments of previous fotershewts its done with all the other Exes its dragged off to Thailand over the years, ones like this with poor little Legohead struggling to lift it's vast bulk out of the water whilst juggling his little handbag.
The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
27.3.24 - The Sun are really going for the jugular on the skank now, here pointing out that The Bankrupt was flogging stuff online via Vinted! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26955571/katie-price-flogs-lucky-dip-bags-bankrupt/
28.3.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26963049/katie-price-kids-im-a-celebrity-plans/ - a nicely delivered swipe at the thing
"Practically a face transplant........................"
29.3.24 - Light blue-touchpaper and retire!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26994165/katie-price-reignites-victoria-beckham-feud/
* and they've chosen this one too. Poor Gareth being reminded of this traumatic event though
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26996559/katie-price-defends-gareth-gates-pregnant/ https://youtu.be/vJMKsjvEX7U
* Daily Mail now noting her slagging Pete off yet again & for
"forgetting who the fathers of her children are".
Undoubtedly these men WISH she would forget them permanently but alas they ain't that lucky.
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30.3.24 - she'll deny it of course but the Mail are reiterating the Troof about Radio 4 Wimmin's Hour cutting her off early mid-rant about dem barstids at the DVLA not giving her a licence!! It pisses everybody off having ranted about the DVLA being to blame for her not having a valid driving license, but Clare the interviewer did try to get a word in edgeways, she did actually say something about it but Skanky just completely deflected it as usual and started ranting-on about the nasty DVLA not letting her have her driving licence back (when she's such a good driver LOL)
Clare, 57, asked her: 'I need to ask you about personal responsibilities. You say you are taking it.
'You have had two bankruptcies and recently lost your license again - you were caught driving when you shouldn't have been allowed to. 'How much of that do you say, "Ok, I can criticise the press when they've been intrusive but a certain amount of this I have to take on the chin?"'
Followed by Skanky's deflection:
"The driving thing is a different story because I have my licence, I got it back in April. But unfortunately, if there is anyone listening from the DVLA, please contact me because the reason why I haven't got my licence is my doctors have filled out [the fit to drive forms], I did my blood tests last summer that showed no alcohol, but there's somebody that keeps emailing the DVLA saying I'm not fit to drive.'
Clare tried to cut her off, but Katie continued like a runaway train:
'I can't contact anyone from the DVLA. It takes four to six weeks to process that but they've had my doctors letters four times to say I can drive!!' CUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!
* Furthermore it is always whingeing on about us dreadful Tattle types and how we're so unjustifiably
'horrible' about her, yet now we can see exactly the same things are being said about her in the comments of all the tabloids (with slightly less swearing), so either everyone commenting on these articles are secret Tattlers, or perhaps its the general public who are just SOooooo sick of her finally with her common, foul-mouthed, repetitive bullshit and total lack of morals or empathy for those she has ruined that they've finally reached the same conclusions we all did??
.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13254743/Katie-Price-swiftly-cut-Radio-4-host-goes-rant-driving-ban-live-air.html
Desperately pleading before being CUT OFF mid-rant!
30.3.24 - excerpt from anther pile of old shite being pedalled by The Sun to take the piss out of it on how hard it is for her to Find A Man.
(Generally men don't want HER for a start, for obvious reasons!. ) She said the only dating site she's tried to get on was Raya two years ago, but they haven't accepted her but how hilarious is it that the celebrity dating site RAYA refused old-has-been-zeleb skanky!!
"I don't need to join now," she said. (Got the man of her dweems now LOL, The One #3698) So she tried to get on dating site two years ago?? Wasn’t she with Carl then ??
And this from the skank that claims she's always turning men down that message her for dates?? Fuck me she can't even get on a dating site specialising in setting up zlebs for showmances for publicity.
1.4.24 - the Sun aren't just digging - they've got an excavator! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27051141/bankrupt-katie-price-jj-slater-party-towie-essex-easter/ So NOT at home with the kids as the "singul muvva" wot she is, but out on-the-piss AGAIN with her silly little fake boyfriend pretending they are In Love
2.4.24 - Look what the Daily Mail have dug-up and reprinted - sordid tales about her
"Cocaine-fuelled romps with Charles Drury..........." https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240401-235119_chrome-jpg.2850433/ " A spokesperson says she's not taking drugs everyday..." so only every other day then Edna?
3.4.24 - and the BBC now over her hawking a "dangerous diet regime" https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68713464
4.4.24 - it looks like her ex-mates on this bog-roll are
"taking a swipe" in comparing skanky's shithole to Pete's beautiful home - where he will take his newborn daughter home to...........................
https://www.hellomagazine.com/homes/504657/peter-andre-home-with-wife-emily-raise-new-baby/
5.4.24 - Now underlining it having yet another refill of the fish-lips - from the very same woman highlighted by ITV for her dodgy practices! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13272291/Katie-Price-reveals-lip-filler-fourth-time-surgery.html?ico=topics_pagination_mobile
5.4.24 - oh dear! Skank is poking the sleeping bear again - will the cretin ever learn??? This time its denying all is not well in her Empire and that the media are again all lying about her!! Lets see how far this rant gets ya skank!
