Kate Price 53 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead Bong Boy aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Perhaps we all really need to resign ourselves to the fact that skank will not stop until she pops her clogs, thus it will be a continuous loop of the same old LIES until she expires. In reality we know she has lost everything but skank refuses to accept the inevitable.....
Looks GONE
Career GONE
Businesses GONE
House GONE
Driving licence GONE
Children GONE
Happy marriage (any marriage ) GONE
Friends GONE
Celebrity status GONE
Money GONE
Nipples GONE
Any real hope of a 'come back' GONE
Everything really is gone. She has nothing left & nothing to offer.

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
17.7.24 - It is alleged that "Isss Awwwlll Abahhht Me" (the next pile of shite being released on the universe tomorrow), DOES NOT and NEVER HAS contained the name of skanky's Celebrity Wapist she's been threatening to blab about in this next Tome of Lies. She's either been warned off or said person has no mileage to be made from them, either way it was just another fishing trip for the skank. Apparently “ famous rapist” was never named so the idiot publishers never had to redact or remove any reference.

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
16.7.24 - BARF - feel the vomit rising up the gullet thanks to this grovelling epistle of total bollocks from The Star.
Wonder/wander how much she bunged 'em for it or what she "offerred" them in return??
Katie Price dubbed 'yummy mummy' as she shows off 17th boob job in tight outfit - Daily Star
The Three Dummies - but only one screeches in such an excrutiatingly dreadful manner It looks like Harvey created that set for her too...................

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Add this one to your four-song repertoire skank because you ARE one! https://youtu.be/0doSWS0Fj24
Savour and enjoy this then - https://youtu.be/A3knPOJwzEI
18.7.24 - It says its got some gigs in Dubai now - God help them!!

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
15.7.24 - Considering the amount of contentious stuff the publisher of The Book of Lies has had to throw out already, skank obviously had to scrabble about for more content to pad this shit out a bit, hence why Lego Bong Boy got a chapter and now the Bailiffs who visited and took her crap from the Shitty Shack at long last get a slagging from it! Yes she is blaming those bailiffs on AR who brought them into try to recoup some of the huge amount she OWES HIM having not paid his court ordered damages
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29230737/bankrupt-katie-price-mucky-mansion-raided-bailiffs/
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-angry-shaking-33248031
* Strange though - when those Bailiffs called skank had already pissed-off on 'oliday and left the old gorgon AFP to deal with them!
* What BS that she felt threatened and had no choice but to surrender!!!. They wear body cams but yes they probably were sick of coming out to the place over her debts and wasting everybody's time!
* "Amid fears she’s being targeted” The people she's knocked for payment for goods and services received are “targeting” her but strangely enough to them its called" managing their cash flow" & everybody does it to some extent. Can you imagine the audacity of those people expecting her to pay for the services they provided? Yep Skank the people who you have refused to pay for goods and services received are “targeting” you. It’s called managing their cash flow, everybody does it to some extent.Most people been “targeted” by the local authority for council tax payment, they send a bill and expect it to be paid, but can you imagine the audacity of those people expecting MEEEEEEEE to pay for the local service they provide?
* And now this about her knocking the Council Tax too!
"Then there was another set of bailiffs who turned up, came into my house and told me I owed Council Tax. ‘No,’ I told them, ‘I pay my Council Tax on a monthly basis, just like everyone else. I can show you.’ And, of course, they didn’t believe me. ‘We wouldn’t have been sent here if you paid it,’ they snarled. ‘I have absolutely no idea why you have turned up,’ I repeated. ‘I know she pays it. I’m her PA, I have all the statements,’ piped in my wonderful personal assistant, Jess. ‘We have no evidence of her paying it so we are going to take goods and put locks on the door,’ said one," Dastardly fiends they are expecting skanky to PAY for stuff the plebs have to fork out for! I mean really!!!
* July 2023. She was all bravado and couldn't care less about bailiffs. She made them cups of tea but now in this latest crapfest book she felt threatened?
'Katie Price says bailiffs visit her "all the time" - and vowed to write a BOOK in prison if she is jailed. The Channel 4 Mucky Mansion star spoke out to BBC This Country actress Daisy May Cooper in a new podcast.
ITV I'm A Celebrity alum Katie, a mum-of-five, explained: "At the moment if I have bailiffs that turn up - because it happens regularly, because if I don't pay a parking fine or something - this is what I do now and it really p**ses them off.
"I was in Thailand and one came. It was like for £600. And the people doing my horses, I said to them, 'Just say to them there's a load of stuff I need to clear out ready for my next Mucky Mansion - go in the container and take what you want.' They're not used to hearing that. (So they were offered the old shit in her containers then?)
"They say, 'If you can't pay we take away.' I say, 'Please take away whatever - I've got furniture and everything.' And they don't want to hear that. They're like, 'No, we'll come back when she's (skanky) is here.'"
She continued: "Then, when they're there, I'm like, 'What would you like?' and I sign a picture for them for their Mrs, or make them a cup of tea. I'm like, 'I've got loads of stuff - sell it, take it.' And they won't. They just want the money." Not her old broken rubbish then - one cannot imagine why.......................
Versus - now in this crap book -
'The former glamour model detailed the conversation she had with bailiffs in the exclusive extract obtained by MailOnline. It went on: "He presented me with an unpaid fine for using the Dartford Crossing. 'I don't have a car! I don’t drive! I don't even have a driving licence!' I said. But then he became aggressive. Bullying. He tried to intimidate me and said, 'We aren't taking anything. We know you can pay it.' He didn’t show me any paperwork or evidence. He just kept repeating that he wasn’t leaving without payment."
"I was so confused and shocked," Katie writes in her book. She told the enforcement officer in question that she'd seen the TV show Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away, hinting that she knew her rights – but actually wasn't that sure. "He said he would arrest me. I had no idea whether he had the power to do that. But I was so angry, I was shaking."
* BTW it has a fleet of old bangers and jalopies that it drives everywhere despite the inconvenience of NO LICENCE - the Dartford Crossing would be her heading to Essex of course
* She was so confused? This is the poor. vulnerable ADHD sufferer again is it?
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Insinuating the Bailiffs are all thieves then? Besides which Bailiffs do not turn up unannounced, she would have been sent countless letters, emails and phone messages about their coming to the Shitty Shack, nevertheless her "Not knowing" was obviously not her fault either because those dastardly Post Boc bandits must have stolen all that correspondence and intercepted all the emails etc, hence why it was all such a shock to Poor l'il ol' MEEEEEEEEEEE!
* and none of this rubbish is anything new either because look at this from 2016 when the fruitloop readily boasted in print in another nasty, vindictive tome of the same ilk as all the rest, and it shreiked it at at anybody who would listen to her rabid rantings about attacking this woman.

2019 - more of same
She has also attacked Kieron's fiancée and earned herself a Restraining Order for it, plus there are many other examples of her physically attacking and threatening other people, yet NONE of it is ever Her Fault.
2009 - Not her fault either.
15.7.24 - "Overwhelmed by the support........................" Not from where the rest of the universe is standing skanky!
Nobody believes your LIES - aint dat der Troof!
16.7.24 - Talking crap about the Noo Book of Lies
* This rubbish "Is going to show everybody how wrong they've been about MEEEEEEE!" apparently Sorry but nobody believed AFP's Book of Lies nor it being "The Last Word" so this BS has not got a snowball-in-hell's-chance
Katie Price says she's 'overwhelmed' as she shares message after new book revelations - Mirror Online
* It does seem rather more subdued about the Slapgate Ordeal though https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-what-really-33267550 Is it not about time the red top journos printed the truth? How can they cover-up the FACT
Sink boy was arrested and charged with assault, coercive and controlling behaviour and theft regarding Slapgate? He got charged with threatening and abusive behaviour for trying to force his way into H's rental where the skank was holed-up, when he pushed past the carer, however both charges were dropped because the witnesses (skank and H's carer) who originally made the accusations wouldn't go to Court and refused to co-operate. So in the words of plod and CPS there was "no real chance of conviction" which means he didn't get off because he was innocent, he got off because skank didn't co-operate with plod because she wanted him back! She told H's carer to drop them for the same reason.
17.7.24 - Here we go with the launch of The Book of Lies !
* OMFG! It's "singing", dressed like it survived an explosion at the rag recycling works. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3059/3059245-6df3ddc7e05f80241b5cb8a941058741.mp4

* Yeah it sounds as dreadful as it looks - hard to believe but its true! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3059/3059278-fdda4a00a22f10d2eae80f94a16c67ac.mp4
* Edna has shown up too. Old Owlface is sitting there knowing her beautiful, kind niece, Princess, has been slated as a scapegoat in that Book of Lies. Its bad enough she sat back & did nothing to help & protect J & B, but now the latest lies about Princess, well its completely inexcusable, and there she sits fawning over skanky. Its too disgusting for any words really
* It was literally BEGGING journalists last night to interview MEEEEEEEEEEE! Desperado
* The Chamber of Horrors has issued their photo montage
* Apparently it has got some "singing" engagements in Dubai. More like she's servicing some sheik's favourite camels
* She has Bong Boy in tow as usual despite saying he doesn't follow her about (like he does)
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13644669/amp/Katie-Price-poses-memoir-launch-busty-look-names-two-chat-hosts-damaged-mental-health-bombshell-book.html
*https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-comes-out-singing-33269001 - the Mirror sent one of their grovelling sychophants along though & it seems The Sun had spies in the audience too
"Her fans were quick to praise the TV star for her incredible singing skills and one crowd member also complimented Katie on her outfit choice. They told The Mirror:"‘Katie teased a performance but I never thought she’d come out singing. She looked absolutely fabulous. She sang everybody’s free and said that’s how she feels now after everything she went through. The pub was packed and everyone is hanging on her every word."
*and the Mail too https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13646521/Katie-Price-boyfriend-JJ-Slater-memoir-launch-sperm-donor.html
19.7.24 - so despite slagging off her "mate" Graham Norton the other day he did interview the thing about this shitty book! What a grovelfest that was! He was so easy going with her over this rubbish of libel & LIES which completing a day of great annoyance with the Skank and her nonsense so yes it was yet another puff-piece, It was a very poor interview. "Known her for years...... admires he...... she’s resilient and so honest............" Calling the thing honest???? She‘s the biggest liar in the UK, the book is just page after page of lies. He grovels about the thing saying it must annoy her that lawyers were all over it, (oh how they laughed at what she had to leave out), then he ends up calling her a successful author FFS!!! C'mon Graham you know she hasn’t written any of these bollox books! No one will call her out though - it’s like the drink driving, revenge porn, losing her house, druggy abusive behaviour, career non-existent, all her dreadful behaviour simply hasn’t happened and it’s all a big old laugh because she’s just "misunderstood". Louis Theroux is next so hoping he’ll make her slip up badly, but who knows anymore? Maybe he'll also be kiss-assing the thing too? What a day for bollox and lies
* So a bit of Troof appears? That ghostie will be pleased with that "Badly written" bit - it serves 'em right for ever getting involved with this crap!
* & this
* In essence we must arrive at the conclusion that YES - skank is the victim of everything and everybody, indeed this crappy book should have been called "MEEEE, the Victim"
The victim of a sexual assault/rape/molestation/penis licking/etc (other versions are available)
The victim of every single one of her relationships
The victim of every single one of her relationships who always cheat on MEEEEE
The victim of every single one of her relationships abusing MEEEEE
The victim of every single one of her relationships using MEEEE for her money
The victim of every single one of her relationships ruining the mentawl 'Elf of MEEEE
The victim of the public "forcing" MEEEE to have countless mutilating surgeries
The victim of The Press picking on MEEEE
The victim of the legal system persecuting MEEEE for absolutely no reason
The victim of the DVLA, losing her licence and being caught dozens of times driving illegally and usually speeding too
The victim of her own daughter who she states IS responsible for the death of her puppy
The victim of her own daughter again, her being responsible for why skanky even got in her car at 5am under the influence of drink and drugs then turned the car over (unsurprisingly)
The victim of the mortgage company repossessing her house for absolutely no reason
The victim of SS removing her kids
Yep. None of it is the fault of MEEEE - its everybody elses' doing

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
Taken from the rubbish in Heat Mag -She has absolutely no reason not to turn up to her next bankruptcy hearing has she?
Heres HER own words…
"I’m not just in a better place, I’m a totally new person. In my mind and my actions, everything is different about me. If any of my exes or people saw me now, they would probably be shocked at how different I am.
I’ve pushed the reset button and the reset button is like when I started my career, with the hunger, the excitement, the power. And now I’ve learned from therapy about boundaries and red flags, I’m not going to be dictated to by anyone, I’m not going to be controlled by anyone. No man, no management. No one’s getting in my way." (EXCEPT maybe a judge )
So there we have it, Skank has already made it quite clear that she is NOT turning up for this next event in Court because she's taking 'Arv, his carer and her entourage on 'oliday instead
17.7.24 - Katie Price 'would get into escorting' for extra cash after second bankruptcy declaration - Mirror Online
Dunno what they mean about "would"?. What about all these mysterious visits to Gatwick eh? - interestingly in this garbage skank also proclaims she still has a house and kids :-
"I have my house, I have my children, I have my family. The other thought that I will repeat to myself over and over again is,
‘Nothing is the end of the world”. Does skank actually have any of these things in reality?? NOPE!
18.7.24 -Heres the piéce de resistance! Yep its boasting about being "minted" again although moaning about being slapped with an £800k bill for the old Shitty Shack due to the derelict, squalid state she left it in
Watch as double-bankrupt Katie Price reveals £800k bill for Mucky Mansion as she boasts she’s making ‘loads of money’ | The Sun In this it also implies that The Moon Boot Bandit is under arrest for his heinous crime though
* So then you Bankruptcy lot, not only is it NOT attending your next hearing but its basically telling you that you can all go and swivel on a cactus because she ain't giving you naff all either!
"She addressed her double bankruptcy and having to pay 40% of her entire income. Katie explained: "I'm not going to go into the bankruptcy, because I've sorted that out. Put it this way, (she's) going to be f***ing cako bako again. I still have good money, but they're going to have to pay 40%. That's not for long. Nine months and I'm out of it."
*Then comes the second bankruptcy of course - what about that one eh?
* So no reason to not attend then eh skanky??
19.7.24 - Heres another new twist on her EVICTION from the old Shitty Shack for now its alleging this all came about because of fly tippers dumping junk all over the place.!! She blamed Charles Drury for this when he left her, she said it was all his crap he'd left strewn everywhere, however in those drone images taken when it was being ejected it is perfectly apparent that a lot of the junk was newly-deposited, to which MOST OF IT was old fence panels and associated rubbish. And guess who does fencing? Yes none other than PFP!!! Safe to say skanky told him he could dump whatever he liked there rather than pay fees at the council tip because she didn't give a shit anyway.
* Re the tsunami of shite at the Shitty Shack - this gives you an idea as to how long this has been going on to which skank did absolutely NOTHING to rectify it. Katie Price 'sues builder' for £1.5million after septic tank leaks 'human s***' - Mirror Online
* Oh yes and a little note to skanky - YOU lost the Shitty Shack because you never paid the mortgages on it, not because of these alleged fly tippers

The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
19.7.24 - its still persisting with rubbish about the Shitty Shack even though its NOT hers
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29334276/katie-price-mucky-mansion-update-robberies/

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
18.7.24 - so Sinkboy didn't get away with not being being mentioned in the Book of Lies after all!
Katie Price reveals what really happened night ex fiancé Carl Woods allegedly ‘punched’ her - Mirror Online
What she's saying now:
But all that really happened was that I had had an argument with Carl.
"We were sat watching Love Island and he saw a message on my phone about Kris, my previous boyfriend. There was absolutely nothing to it ..............................; " Yes tht'll be the messages to P begging her to contact Boyson for her because skanky wanted to elbow SB and get Boyson back under the cosh
* Katie Price pictured with bruised and battered face after alleged attack - Mirror Online

Legohead Bong Boy aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
16.7.24 - are Bong Boy's days numbered? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-insists-shes-new-33253215
17.7.24 - and still leaving her crap all over the place in other people's homes - the Heat Mag Shitstravaganza
"I love his house , it’s immaculate – until I go there! He’s got one room, he calls it “the Kate room”, and he just shuts the door on my stuff". So she hasn’t learnt to tidy up herself yet, still leaving her shit everywhere, even in other people’s homes. It has no respect.
18.7.24 - more garbage from the book launch bollockfest. She says the first time Bong Boy appeared on screen on that other rubbish MAFS she went "Oooh I fancy him, wonder if he'd fancy me??" This junk aired in October 2023.
Small point here - wasn't she still in a "relationship" with Carl at the time???????????????????????????????
She never cheats you know, it's always somebody else doing that to MEEEEEEEEEEE!
19.7.24 - Bong Boy likes a bit of grass of course....................

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
17.7.24 - https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-46-announces-bombshell-33263089
"She writes in her latest autobiography This Is Me: "I am going to have another baby. There is a clinic that currently has some donor eggs and sperm ready and is waiting for me to come in and have them implanted. I went through a list of suitable donors and I have chosen sperm from a man who is mixed race from America and although I potentially have one egg that would be viable, I have chosen to have a donor egg too.”
Dear God................... So having lost custody of ALL her children and thus lost the ability to utilise and merchandise any of them for cash any longer, she now plans to get her claws onto another innocent baby to create income from.! You really couldn't make this up! If this is true and there is a clinic willing to do this for cash without looking into her background or suitability as a parent, it only adds to the saying that 'The love of Money is the root of all evil'. She doesn't give a sod about a child or where she gets it from as long as its worth a grift for a few quid
* Just one small point here though - if it has a donor egg and donor sperm then said child is never going to be a Mini-MEEEEE is it? Wonder if she's thought about that?
* One might reasonably ask why she's not using Lego sperm - could it be is that…… IT’S NOT A RELATIONSHIP, IT’S A SCAM, A CONTRACT JOB ??? And it’s also full of weed
"She writes that she has a clinic on standby and has even chosen sperm from a donor in America – rather than the more obvious choice of boyfriend JJ Slater, the Married At First Sight star she has been dating since February. "I am going to have another baby. There is a clinic that currently has some donor eggs and sperm ready and is waiting for me to come in and have them implanted. I went through a list of suitable donors and I have chosen sperm from a man who is mixed race from America."
Not Bong Boy then - the love of her life???
Is this showmance still working for you then, Mr Lego Bong Boy? - ‘a presence so nondescript that at first I mistake him for some sort of assistant’
* She has also said she had a miscarriage with Crawl after many attempts at IVF. Its unlikely this wizened old husk has had viable eggs for the past few years & that combined with her druggy/boozy lifestyle has put paid to that idea

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
16.7.24 - So last Sunday within that rubbishy old crap & LIES it spouted in You Mag, it pronounced "I'm not a product!!!"
So what do we have here then eh?? "I am a product!!"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-admits-im-just-234823
*

The Heat Mag BS -
* but she's so much more than "Just a product" EXCLUSIVE Katie Price: 'I'm a whole person' (heatworld.com)
* Pathetic! - and this utter bilge - the ol' Paramedic Story again
"Yeah. I was training to be a nurse when I left school, and then I got into Page Three, and I still want to train to be a paramedic. I’ve applied and I’ll do that – it’s a five-year course."
Just more LIES,, yet it really does believe all the BS it comes out with, even when its comes out different every single time!
*This nonsense about Bong Boy not being glued to her side 24/7 - really???? The berk is ALWAYS there alongside it!
*The paramedic course is NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER going to happen - not in a million years. You need intelligence and empathy for that vocation and skank has NEITHER of those attributes - in fact its a safe bet that she needs help to fill in the application form to even begin with............... DUH!
*She's been saying she is bringing her empire back for years. Just how bad is the self-delusion if she honestly thinks that she can get her "empire" back when 95% (maybe more) of the feedback and reactions she provokes are extremely negative? Skank can't even turn up to events or launch a baby clothes firm, she can't be a director of her empire anyway as a DOUBLE BANKRUPT, that is te self-same-double-fucking-bankrupt who rips people off by just not paying her bills & knocking people right left and centre. Who on earth actually wants to do business with her when every company she has ever had has gone tits up?
* She's been evicted from her house, lost her kids living with her, no driver's licence, killed multiple pets.
*She's so self-obsessed it's shocking to the point that this garbage in Heat is a fine example of it.
Just read that Heat interview then count how many "I/me/my/mine" derivatives there are - 155!
* "Everyone wants me to do reality again. Er, they really DON'T skanky!
"All my dreams did come true. I always wanted a house with a swimming pool, kids, horses, a fairy-tale marriage – I had it all. I’ve lived my dreams and not many people can say that. I’ve ticked every box of my dreams."
Note the Past Tense because in reality SHE LOST THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT & all due to her shocking behaviour and attitude?
* "Do you still want to look like a Bratz doll?" these idiots ask it. "Yeah, love it! I obviously joke with the Bratz doll because I know I’ll never look like a doll – I’d look like a f**king freak! But I just say it because I like the big lips, the lashes..................." Troof is skank you have looked like a freak for decades
* And yet onwards go the media grovelling about after it
More still -
*Said now she was raped at age 7..... LIAR. Was'nt it aged 6 when it dredged this grim tale up recently?
* Now it insists it has got LOADS of TV work lined up - bollocks it has! .
* It said Bong Boy doesn't need to be with her all the time - really?? She can't legally drive so needs him as her lackey. But she can go out with friends alone now she says - What F'ing friends? Or is it a case of Bong Boy doesn't actually give a frig who she's gone off to shag this time?
* She says PFP & AFP love that plonker - PFP is known to have remarked differently when he said he's a drip & they're really grateful that she's got someone with her so she lays-off THEM. Don't think AFP/Mr PP would care if it was Jack The Ripper either, so long as she's off their hands/responsibility.
* "If any of my exes or people saw me now, they would probably be shocked at how different I am."
Except, Katie, I'm sorry to have to tell you that Peter couldn't give one shiny shit.
* EVERY TIME she opens that dribbling, slurry gob, it's just lie after lie. Dirty, lying old tramp
* And it says how "vigilant with men" it became since enduring all these wapes/sexual assaults/ etc over the years. Really? So vigilant that she let her young daughter post videos on youtube unsupervised or doing things that would potentially attract perverts??! And did it repeatedly despite KH constantly telling her to stop it (even with Dim Lynne the disgraced social worker looking on!) Yep thats really "vigilant with men" innit??
* https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-would-get-escorting-33259453
She wants to be a companion.... but no hanky panky...!!
"If her earnings drop too low, the model revealed she would consider offering companionship to strangers for money.
"I have my house, I have my children, I have my family. The other thought that I will repeat to myself over and over again is, 'nothing is the end of the world'. (Erm..... no she doesn't have a house or her children and only parts of her family...!!)
"I will get into escorting if I need to, not to sleep with men, just for company. To be on their arm for a dinner date or something," she revealed. "I think I'd be good at that. My mum would tell me I need to work on my table manners first though." Pigs have better table manners than old slurpy spitty skanky
* Heres an oldie back when Junior was a little lad when he voiced a plea to skanky about the constant surgeries it underwent - FGS the lad even said that she didn't need it! - yet proceed it did, regardless of him or AFP's protests. She doesn't give a shiny one if it goes against what MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wants!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-juniors-heartbreaking-3326186
19.7.24 - The Netflix series it insists she's doing - it seems Netflix neg to differ

The Sun - "During an event at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern in London, Katie excitedly said how Netflix have bought the rights to her life story. Pricey, 46, told the packed crowd: "I'm not telling you who's directing and producing this, because it's massive. I'm doing my life story for Netflix. A nice little four parter."
However, Katie's sister Sophie - who co-hosts her podcast series with her - swiftly corrected her that it was just a three-episode series. Katie added: "Wait until you see who is producing and directing it! ."
However, The Sun understands this isn't in the pipeline after all.
When contacted, a spokesperson for Netflix said: "Netflix is not doing a documentary with Katie Price."

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* And even more bullshit - it says the BBC have commissioned more rubbish about "Arvey & MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" As to how true this is is debatable because everyone knows how she LIES without compunction - but WTF are BBC even thinking of IF it's not one of her LIES eh?? Does anybody really want to watch this sort of tripe anyway? However it does show quite succinctly just how out-of-touch they are with viewer's opinions if this is the best they can come up with, although it may well turn out that this nonsense is actually attributable to that idiotic "production company" who like to arse-lick around her who are now touting the idea about hoping for a taker
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/29259796/katie-price-third-bbc-documentary-harvey-channel-4-show/
* That article says that "Katie confirms it," - so its not actually the BBC doing any confirming this as A FACT, then the thing adds hopefully that "They want to...." Its not the same at all, so its MORE LIES then!
18.7.24 - So now its got a Netflix show to add to the BBC & C4 ones!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-confirms-three-part-33269230
* Right then that's 3 shows Netflix are now making about skank, that is 2 life stories and the comedy/drama thing written by by the new bestest bestie best mate Daisy May Cooper. Next theres the screenplay comedy drama written by the Benidorm writer, then the C4 documentary and the BBC documentary, a new YouTube channel to create, nip off to Texas to interview all the Seriel Killers and last of all, the West End stage play/musical. Don't forget she still has 37 pride gigs to perform at, a new podcast tour to organise, more rearranged plasterclasses to do, various advertising and selling on Twat Tok or instsham - and all the while looking after a home, 5 kids & all the horses etc, she's doing her paramedics course, volunteering at the hospice, doing charity work, that Life Coach course plus daily/weekly/fortnightly/monthly therapy sessions! We must not forget she's also recording more fabberlus new music and then theres all the essential maintenance on her mutilated corpse - how the fuck does skank have time to take a shit never mind a holiday??
* and more crap from it https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-confirms-three-part-33269230
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/29309778/katie-price-lands-netflix-explosive-doc/ And all this based on the Book of Lies too!
19.7.24 - Let's all remember that despite all these ch4 shows she claims she has been filming plus the show she reckons she has lined up with BBC and her claims of a Netflix deal ... she couldn't land a single tv slot anywhere to advertise this shitty book!!!
That speaks volumes does it not?
* and then Netflix pop-up to state that NO they re not doing a series of prpgrammes with skanky ddespiute what she states!
Well after Edna's presence on stage and saying it's not 4 episodes but 3 Netflix are doing,, its just outed her as a lying, enabling, complicit, beige buffoon bison who is every bit as much of a LIAR as her sister is
19.7.24 - And yet another portion of BS from it https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3063/3063188-e4a67dc4d41c54316679506e4a4465d9.mp4

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
17.7.24 - taken from the Heat Mag garbage "I've had a reset..............had therapy, I am a different person. Now, I understand how my brain is connected differently, I’ve learned to control the way I respond to things". (Mmmmmmm )
18.7.24 - and some more crap from it via the Mail https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13646667/Katie-Price-reveals-sought-professional-advice-fears-Alzheimers-Im-forgetting-things.html

The Braindeads are Amongst Us! -
18.7.24 - yes the Braindeads were out and about last night

19.7.24 - the Braindeads are being shot down in flames


Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
16.7.24 - The desperate old bag is back to advertising barf bums and shit again on FB. How is she getting away with this? There she is showing off a pretty box laden with bath bombs and products so MUGS think thats what they're going to receive, however there are many comments on there saying that the picture is misleading because what they actually get is a single small bath bum, a make up brush and a headband. The rubbish you get is nothing at all like the bountiful box pictured indeed people saying that they could get the same junk much cheaper in their local Poundland. And thats how it's currently ripping off the idiots who buy her cheapo crap.
* Theres barely a single good comment about what people have received on the FB sales site but theres absolutely no point in complaining because you'll get NOWHERE - just deleted!
It doesn't EVER stop conning people but still has the media fapping and fawning all over her for her 'Truth' stories that are just relentless lies and contradictions.
18.7.24 - Flogging a bit of JYY rubbish now
* Oh and its repeating the grift for saddos and perverts to cough-up for her next set of plastic knockers!
Katie Price begs fans to pitch in and pay for her boob job in return for 'first look' | The Sun

Podcast Garbage -
18.7.24 - heres this week's garbage - more boring that usual but thats because she's put so much shit out elsewhere this week.
Only three things of note when it makes out Jett is living with her in the rental says he’s been planting stuff in the garden with her. It seems she is deffo not going to the BH although she doesn’t actually say that, but she is taking H to Turkey for 8 days at end of the month;
She intends to spend Christmas with Katona as she’s in Panto with her in Manchester & Lego is seeing his family - she’s not fussed he won’t be with her…..that’s cos it’s not a relationship. It also sounds like she recorded it in a cupboard. So a pack of lies about the eviction, only given 2 week’s notice when she knew for months! but again she makes out the kids are still with her and moving to the new house with her.
Failed to mention it’s a rental, the description of the house does sound like the house she is storing her stuff in though, but I she’s still avoiding being there. Imagine paying £5K a month to hardly be there, nah she ain’t paying that at moment. Maybe the owners are still working on it, maybe after the Turkey trip she will finally move in properly
So heres the full BORING rundown from the thing and Edna :-
*Shouting, singing & cackling,
*They've both just had a nap - exciting info eh?
*Says that there would have been a high % of DV after the England game, Junior watched the game in a busy place.
*Skank says its knackered from all the zooms and book promo.
* Old waffle about whats on telly
* Stuff on the book now. People have seen a different side of her - too right they have luv!! She hated doing the book as it bought stuff up again. (we know the feeling skanky
* It finally admits she was evicted…so why deny it so long?
* BS about her "Breakdown", suicide, adhd reports.......... blah blah blah
* Flogging the vip pod. Wants the book to be number 1
* Edna tries to talk about skank trying to get hold of Dec when in the jungle. She completely denies it then adds , "If I had, I would have got him. If I put my paws into someone I’ll get them" . Amy denies it too. Skank says she was into Pete. Any excuse to mention him
* She’s got decking in the garden. It mentions Jett doing a veg patch.(really?? LOL)
* Jacuzzi is plumbed in but she was having to fill it.
* Bong Boy's football match - she went becauseshe wants to help the charity, it was a PA for her (bet thats news to the organisers!) She was exhausted of course (her favourite word it seems these days) & it was really hot. Bong Boy admitted that he is really unfit ( you don't say! ).
* Skank sez she’s going back to the gym, wants to get fit, she’s giving up the vape slowly - Edna doesn't believe her.
listened to Osbourne podcast… saying about the sleeping tablet on the plane. Pots & kettle re surgery.
* At the gym, does the rowing machine, then the treadmill. Then plank and abs then she has a spa, sauna, steam etc.
* Holiday. She’s not seen Harvey in a while. Yep she's confirmed again she’s taking him away at the end of the month precisely when she's supposed to be in Court again. They will have room service of course!.
* Panto again this year so she doesn’t have to show the fact she hasn't got the kids any more. Edna says she is going to IOW 27th Dec.
* Mentions taking Harvey on some train at the end of the year. (Still hoping for that trip on the Polar Express eh skanky??)
* Talks about one time going to Harrods at Christmas and how she was disappointed. She wants to sit on Santa’s lap and feel his sack (perv)
* At Christmas she would have been with Bong Boy a year then ‘beyond a week’ so this timeline is different again!
* Says its going to start Christmas shopping early this year, as you do when you have 5 kids to wrap for! It’s going to be a good Christmas apparently
* Baby talk
* Life advice…cheating Cue skank going on and on endlessly because she is the perennial Victim….
* Cosmetic surgery…BORING
* Now its off for another kip before her next meeting then shouts "I love it!".
A complete & utter bloody waste of time as well as beyond B O R I N G

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
16.7.24 - a wodge of LIES from that Heat Mag garbage
* "Yeah. I was training to be a nurse when I left school, and then I got into Page Three, and I still want to train to be a paramedic. I’ve applied and I’ll do that – it’s a five-year course." Just more LIES,, yet it really does believe all the BS it comes out with, even when its comes out different every single time!
*This nonsense about Bong Boy not being glued to her side 24/7 - really???? The berk is ALWAYS there alongside it!
*The paramedic course is NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER going to happen - not in a million years. You need intelligence and empathy for that vocation and skank has NEITHER of those attributes - in fact its a safe bet that she needs help to fill in the application to even begin with
*She's been saying she is bringing her empire back for years, she can't even turn up to events or launch a baby clothes firm, she can't be a director of her empire, she is a double fucking bankrupt who rips people off by just not paying her bills. Who wants to do business with her, when every company she has had has gone tits up & she is dodgy-as-hell?
* She's finally been evicted from her house, lost her kids living with her, no driver's licence, killed multiple pets.
* She's so self absorbed it's shocking and yet owards go the media grovelling about after it

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" -
17.7.24 - Heres her latest Bizzniss Oppertewnity (allegedly)
Katie Price 'would get into escorting' for extra cash after second bankruptcy declaration - Mirror Online
Funny but all those dodgy "visits" to Gatwick airport hotels over the past months or so do appear to indicate what the thing has been up to in order to crib-in some cash, so this new idea of hers is not anything new at all??? Change that banner heading to "Has Got Into................" instead of "Would get into......." It reckons men will pay her handsomely for the honour of her accompanying them on a Dinner Date! What decent man would PAY to watch that eat as it slurps & dribbles, juggling food around those Turkey Teef whilst blathering-on about itself with a gobfull of food? No way will anyone other than someone like Naked Rodney want to have that sitting opposite, eating & spitting bits all over them, furthermore Naked Rodney won't be able to pay enough for her to support the rental money & bills.

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
16.7.24 - https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/health/surgeon-says-katie-price-completely-29551023 In that case she won't be needing to neck all those prescription drugs eh?
17.7.24 - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13642429/Katie-Price-reveals-set-surgery-coming-days-mother-Amy-fears-body-dysmorphia.html

Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
17.7.24 - hitching its wagon to this story again https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-recalls-heartache-after-33267213

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
17.7.24 - Apparently in the next Book of Lies skanky has again been writing letters (as advised by her ferapist at the Pwiowy no doubt), the same ferrapy presumably as she did when she bid a very temporary "Farewell to Cocaine" This one is directed at "An Ex" whom she is accusing directly of domestic violence, so who is the target this time? Is this letter “dedidedicated” to Pete or she is trying again to goad SB??. That may be a mistake skanky
* She just cannot help herself for here it is with another dig at Peter and another step towards alienating P as she has already done to J. Katie Price 'led to breaking point by Peter Andre split as she slams loved ones - Mirror Online
* Back to 2009 when Peter finally had enough and departed -
"The former glamour model and Mysterious Girl singer Pete split weeks after announcing Katie suffered a miscarriage weeks before they ran the London Marathon. She now admits she regrets not speaking up against the backlash she received in the aftermath of the divorce."
* So it was just a figment of everyone's imagination that she went on the Piers Morgan show and spoke up, which makes a joke of her now insisting in her rubbish tome to the contrary? ...
https://www.google.com/search?q=KAT...ate=ive&vld=cid:b463dbbc,vid:vdhpxGbsBhA,st:0
17.7.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-only-one-33264945 Its Dane's turn now to be slagged off (yes he of The Big Toe!) Bet he regrets the day he laid eyes on that thing & thought it was a good idea......
18.7.24 - Kieron's turn now. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-tried-kill-herself-33272630
19.7.24 - Rather surprisingly skank has now taken one of her infamous "swipes" at Boyson & its gleefully repeated by The Sun https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29332809/katie-prices-savage-swipe-at-ex-kris-boyson/
oh and now this one - she's going for the complete set of 3697 victims
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29340457/katie-price-swipe-gladiators-ace-warren-furman-dane-bowers/

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
An oldie here. Whilst maybe it did say "Goodbye to cocaine" in one of her Faymuss Ferrapy Letterz back then, it sure-as-hell welcomed Charlie eagerly back into its miserable existence quickly enough - history proves that fact.

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
14.7.24 - OMG here we go again, another soul sent to die chez the skank in the New House of Death.
WHY do these morons allow her to have MORE animals with her reputation anyway, plus has she not only deposited others at the shelter over the course of the past few weeks? WHY???? Hopefully this is just another LIE from it though but never discount anything like this where skank is concerned
"However Katie's new plans for a new dog might incur some backlash, as earlier this year she was the subject of an online petition following a campaign to see her banned from owning animals. The Change petition has gathered much support online as it brands Pricey as 'irresponsible' and was started in 2020 after the death of her puppy. The puppy wasn't the only animal death Katie has suffered, as she's also had several dogs that have died, she's lost a horse to road traffic and a depressed chameleon named Marvin to a broken heart."
* Theres a comprehensive list in the early wikis but that does not include some more recent dog deaths such as poor sweet Blade (her other protection dog that allegedly SHE ran-over on the drive) or Rolo the French bulldog puppy that "somehow" got crushed to death in a reclining chair, her having doses the poor baby up to the eyeballs with CBD in order to shut the pup up. Likewise there are all the other dogs & horses it sold using one of the flunkeys to front the sales for her so she could insist "It werent MEEEEEE woz it?".
*And as usual the RSPCA will do absolutely NOTHING about it even though the petition currently stands at 36,000 signatures, or maybe they'll just give her another letter absolving her of any reponsibility such as it reckons they gave her over poor Blade?
16.7.24 -https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29249222/katie-price-pet-petition-new-dog/
This thing should NOT have animals just the same as it should NOT have children either
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29211626/katie-price-steps-up-security-new-guard-dog/
17.7.24 - and let's blame P for Rolo's death shall we? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-what-really-33263129
"Katie also believes her daughter, Princess is responsible for the death of one animal."The dog, it's dead...," somebody told her. Katie added: "The breeder we had bought the dog from had given us CBD oil to give this dog and I don't know if Princess had given it too much or what, but we knew it would sleep alot, and that day it had gone under the reclining chair to sleep and no-one had realised and it had been crushed. We took it to the vets when it died and paid for an autopsy because we wanted to understand what happened and they said breeders should never have given us CBD to use. Of course, all that is reported is that I had killed Princess' dog because I had a big party and wasn't taking care of it." Sadly skanky YOU are responsible no matter what you insist to the contrary
17.7.24 - More of the Heat garbage - they can't even get this right! Skank did not have Blade when Kieron was around, it was possibly Queenie she accused the Pizza boy of killing and that was proved to be A LIE as the delivery driver was nowhere near where the poor soul was run over acccording to the van's SatNav. Again, it sounds like a case of what was alleged to have happened to Blade, ie a certain drunken/druggy asshole at the Shitty Shack ran him over and they moved his body to shift the blame away Its all fucking LIES!
Indeed skank wasn’t with Kieran when Blade died because Blade only died last year and he escaped some years ago, plus she accused F4J of killing Blade to spite MEEEEEEEEE! She clearly cannot keep track of how which pet died and when but thats what happens when you kill so many of your pets, and the fact she doesn't actually give a shit either.
* Heres the Sun running with the petition regarding skank getting more animals to die under her "care"
Petition to stop Katie Price owning pets soars to 36k signatures after she buys ANOTHER dog - after seven animals dying | The Sun
18.7.24 - so it appears that Frog the cat it's currently using is ANOTHER animal because of course the original one mysteriously DIED....................... - The Sun have leapt onto this story like a Panther
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29308639/katie-price-put-down-another-pet-five-months/
* Heres a quote from that last page of the Book of Lies - “ I love the animals coming and going” ie they come to her and they go as corpses The animals come … and then they go to animal heaven before long .
Of COURSE she hadn’t noticed the cat had issues & taken it to a vet for tests - it died so she bought another one. Simples .
And this is the self-same arsehole that didn’t even realise Blade was missing for a whole day! . She notices NOTHING because she cares about nothing except herself,, she is unbelievably thick , she's lazy & looks after nothing properly, be it a Child, an animal, property, wigs, clothing, relationships …… N O T H I N G. Everything is disposable / replaceable to her . She loves nothing , nurtures nothing, respects nothing to which if there is any justice in this world hopefully she receives it all back in abundance once Judgement Day comes calling for her scabby hide.
* Now the Mail are in on it. https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-405-shes-got-no-home-shes-got-no-home-shes-got-no-skankys-got-no-home.46074/page-30#lg=post-19967609&slide=0
* https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29308639/katie-price-put-down-another-pet-five-months/amp/
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-tragic-pets-horror-33273220

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
16.7.24 - some crap in Heat Mag today ensuring she gets a right ol' dig in at the Exes again but bigging-up Bong Boy in the process. Pathetic!
* So Pete, Alex, Kieran & Carl refused to let her go out with her mates? Absolute fucking bullshit! More libellous, shitty bilge...
17.7.24 - last week it was grovelling all over Alan Carr's husband re AC's brush with the DVLA - but oh how things change quickly in skankyworld! She's slagging them & Graham Norton off now!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-calls-out-alan-33264948
18.7.24 - now its launched into one at Bong Boy's Ex in OKrap mag - theres only one "Thing" skanky and thats YOU!
Katie Price feud as she calls boyfriend JJ Slater's famous TV ex 'the thing' saying she knew they were doomed - OK! Magazine
* Why is she so hostile towards other women & what has his ex partner ever done to her? She’s an utter disgrace, a 46 year old woman writing that in a book! She’s a pathetic piece of shit but the Troof is that she hates other women because she’s jealous and bitter because they're young and she's a raddled old tit-moddle.
* Just imagine having the absolute AUDACITY to write that KB cheated on her in that book when by her own admittance on her own fucking TV show she admitted she cheated on him 3 times!!!!
* Slagging off MEN (again!) and management in the farcical book launch nonsense. The only place that crap should be launched is from Cape Canaveral into Deepest Space where alien life forms can try to make sense of it.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3060/3060464-cf3f3aaef9693a1fb0806f790c60d9fa.mp4
If anything would deter them from introducing themselves, THAT gob on the thing would be it

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Saaarfff Affrikkan Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
15.7.24 - heres a snippet from the Book of Lies re Saaarrrrffff Affrikka - another different version of course
"The next few minutes are all a horrible blur. They managed to get in my door. Their hands were all over me, and in me and down in my trousers. I just kept saying, 'Get off me, get off me! I've got nothing!' But they took everything, all the jewellery I had and my watch........."
This is her account of the SA Wape Ordeal but of course it just has to add in it’s a ‘Bit of a blur’...... to cover for the fact she changes the story every single time it gets an Outing. Basically they were only looking to rob her of jewellery but she simply had to embellish it to say "They were in MEEEEEEE......." and in any case she was photographed by the film crew the very next day still wearing her jewellery!! This is one of her many differing versions of the Saaarrrrfff Affrikka Twarmer.
* Even back in 2019 the varying versions of this Lie Fest were being queried by the media
Katie Price 'changes story' about carjacking and claims she was punched in the face - Mirror Online
"Punched in the face................................" as well?? Look at the photos of the thing taken the day after - NOTHING on her!!
Compare with the "bruise" pictures it posted the day after Slapgate
* So let's go back to HER words in the TV programme:
"Recalling her holiday from hell, Katie began: ‘The kids wanted a wee, the next thing I know I’ve got this guy at the window and his face was just mad. Junior and Princess are screaming and I’m going, “Calm down, calm down.’ The guy’s going, ‘Open the f**king door. Then one of them came around the other way with a big stick trying to smash on the window, shouting, “If you don’t open it I’ll f**king kill you.”
I was like, “No, you’re not going near my f**king kids.”’
She continued: ‘They’re just grabbing everything, trying to nick everything. The kids are like, ‘Mum, Mum – what’s going on? Then [the thugs] get this big stick and start whacking.
‘I’m trying to calm the kids down, and inside I’m thinking, “We’re dead, we’re actually dead. The noise, the threats, it was just utter chaos. It was the worst thing I’ve ever been through in my life. Pretty shockingly, f**king scary."
As opposed to this, the 2024 VERSION of The Saaarrrrffff Affrikka Twarmer -
"Junior got out of the car and stood on top of a bank as I got out too. Princess was behind me. I heard Junior shout, 'Oh, Mum, look over here! Imagine if I jumped down over that bit,' pointing to the edge of the bank he was on, and I think I said something like, 'Oh, Junior!' (Oh yeah bear in mind jumping off things was how the Browkern Trotterz Twarmer occurred)
The next thing I knew there was shouting around me. It was loud and it sounded like they were saying 'Casa, casa, get in the f***ing car, car...' I couldn't quite understand but the shouts were so harsh and sudden.
We all just stood in stunned silence. We could see six guys getting out of a car. It took a minute or two for my brain to process what the hell was happening, but I instinctively grabbed the kids and ran back to the car.
My memory is a bit fuzzy with it all, if I'm honest. It happened so quickly, but at the time it seemed like it went on for ever. It was surreal. I kept thinking, 'Is this happening? Is this actually happening? Am I dreaming?'
I could make out two men, who I now know to be hijackers, trying to get into the other car, where the film crew were, while the rest of them were around our car. I tried to shout to the film crew to come help us. But no one did. No one could.
It was terrifying — the kids were screaming and I kept saying to them, 'Don't worry, you're fine, you're fine. Everything will be OK.' But I was absolutely petrified. I genuinely thought we were all going to die.
The next few minutes are all a horrible blur. They managed to get in my door. Their hands were all over me, and in me and down in my trousers. I just kept saying, 'Get off me, get off me! I've got nothing!' But they took everything, all the jewellery I had and my watch............".
A totally different story eh??? Here is ITV's response ifrom 2022 to her accusations that THEY were wholly responsible for the Wape by the gang of gun-toting, crazed Saaarrrrff Affrikkan Bandits:-
"A spokesman for Multistory Media said: "We understand that the robbery in 2018 was very distressing for Katie, her family and the production team.
All security protocols were followed and the robbery was investigated at the time by the local police and the production team.
Extensive and long-term support was offered to Katie and her family following the robbery. Reported allegations of sexual assault are most concerning. At no point, during the robbery or the subsequent investigation, did anyone involved or who witnessed this incident suggest that a rape had taken place."
So she LIED then - quelle surprise!!! No wonder ITV won't employ her again eh?
* Even her legover mate (allegedly) Neil Tawes had a different slant on her stories. He never once mentioned skanky was assaulted or 'waped'. Skanky changes what actually happened every time she drags it out for an airing with new details appearing and the amount of assailants and their weapons changing with every version. As we've said before, liars need a good memory and hers is too fuddled with drugs & booze to be of any use.
* More importantly, IF any of her rubbish were true Peter would have been straight on a plane & getting P & J home because he would NEVER leave them in SA IF that had really happened, furthermore the very next day skank, P & J went swimming with sharks which if they were so twarmertised theres NO WAY they'd be doing that! The point is that anyone who has sadly been 'waped' as skank insists she has been numerous times, they would be too traumatised to even leave the hotel room/bed, likewise those children would be haunted by it forever too. Honestly, she's a compulsive liar. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-bodyguard-thought-shed-12367240
* Let us not forget this Lie Fest either Katie Price pictured with bruised and battered face after alleged attack - Mirror Online
* This rubbish from the Mail - only 71 comments so either people are totally OVER her lies, or out of thousands of negative/toxic comments only 71 were deemed fit to be repeated!
* https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/03/watch-aftermath-katie-prices-horrific-south-african-carjacking-almost-left-family-dead-7794739/ Just LIES
* And don't forget all the other "wapes" - it as gone from being sexually assaulted age 7 (in earlier books) to raped age 7 (recently) now back to sexually assaulted age 7.
* And yet in another version she was 6 when she claimed she was raped, she then said that the police took her underwear for evidence! Why would they do that if they had only been "touched"?
* She really needs to keep her lies straight, although seeing as journalists never pull her up on her inconsistencies and LIES she doesn't think she has to bother! Hopefully one fine day some REAL journalist (not a 12 year old copy/paste expert) will actually do an in depth article on her revealing all her stonking-great LIES and then actually challenge her on them. Would love to hear what her excuse would be! Indeed you could not make this BS up although it seems like some people can make it up easily
17.7.24 - In this version she was 7 years old, taken from the latest Book of Lies.
Katie Price claims man 'tried bundling her into car' in kidnap plot ordeal - Mirror Online. Funny but was'nt this incident where the bloke was supposed to be hiding in the bushes at the local park where AFP sat ith her mate guzzling coffee at the café? The LIES just keep coming.......................
* and yet more of it! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-claims-man-tried-33258563
* What a shame The Media don't actually fact check or make comparisons between the skank's proclaimations. This Saaaarrrrfff Affrikka business for a start has had all sorts of versions over the years - there are all the book versions but if you add in all the articles where its spewed out its LIES there must be many dozens of versions of it
* Heres the piece from the Book of Lies concerning the wapist when she was 7 this time, a rather disgusting piece of porn actually. And the police did not bother to find this ginger pervert when skanky could have directed them to the block of flats he lived in??? I think not

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
16.7.24 - In a recent pile of rubbish it stated that H will be moving near her when he's booted out of Star College (she bitched all last week about this). What is wholly apparent from it is how it says it will be easier to take him to events and get him brand deals when she's got him placed at arm's length & solid proof really that he is literally just another commodity to her - and of course she is completely desparate now she no longer has J&B to utilise to the full so H is going to be getting the Full Treatment from now on 24/7 . Heres what it said :-
"Because now he’s at the age of not going to college. So he’ll be nearer me, and I’ll be taking him to more events.”
The mother and son share a close bond, so Katie is excited to have him home.
She explained: “And I can’t wait. Because it’s so difficult. I get offered to him to come to a lot of events, brand deals and stuff. But he needs me to be there with him". ie you can't have H unless you have MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as well
Why would companies even want H anyway considering how volatile he is? Its bloody madness!
* Oh and it seems its not just 'Arv being victimised by the residential because some 50 kids there have been given the same ultimatum to find a new placement - its to do with govt cuts and finding more appropriate homes for certain youngsters who do not fit the criteria any longer.

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
16.7.24 - taken from a celeb gossip site
17.7.24 - so, not only was P responsible for the wicked death of Rolo the puppy according to Mummy, BUT now she's blaming the girl for her driving off her trolley on drugs/booze & turning the car over! Well if nothing else these things are going to exacerbate P removing herself even quicker from the skank just like her brother has - what a horrible malicious old cow skank is!.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-blames-brutal-call-33266836
"Katie explains that she was home alone on the night of the incident but "had some friends round for a few hours" earlier in the evening. She writes: "One of them had some coke on them and, yes, I had a little bit of it, probably a couple of lines, it wasn't even a lot. I had some alcohol too." She says this "wasn't normal" for her before revealing a call from Princess left her wanting to jump into her car. Katie continues: "I could tell she was upset so I asked her what was wrong. My daughter was ringing to tell me she wasn't allowed to see me and my heart just broke."
Katie reveals she was "frantic" and "wasn't thinking straight", adding: "I needed to go right that minute and I didn't care that it was 2am. I didn't care about anything anymore." The former glamour model was handed a 16-week prison sentence, suspended for a year, as well as a two-year driving ban. She was also sentenced to 100 hours of unpaid work and 20 sessions of rehabilitation work with probation." So driving whilst off her head on coke and booze is OK then? And it makes perfect sense that P would call HER at 2am to say that doesn't it?...
* In fact in skank's crappy book it states it was 2am that P rang her so she rushed off to her aid, and yet the Police report states the accident was at 6am. Now who do you believe eh?? https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240717_223401_chrome-jpg.3059589/
* The original story was she was going to get more drugs so she and her mates could carry on "partying". Then it was she was lonely so was driving to a friends. Then it changed to she was suicidal. Now it was P’s fault.
* Now at the time the Police documents released through Court, (statements etc) stated that skank was found by her heroic Lee Purkiss at 5am and thence the police arrived - so was she hanging upside-down in the BMW in a ditch for 3 hours or what??LIES!
* When the thing finally went to Court over this she insisted she was "Driving to a friend's place" (her dealer?), the Troof being that she was off her tits driving to get more As a result of that she probably rang P high and drunk and P refused to come round (Skank had split up with SB, that's why she was on a binge)
* And this was the result of her druggy expedition - Katie Price admits taking cocaine and boozing before drink-drive crash - but blames daughter Princess for 2am call | The Sun all rather different to Her Versions innit?
* Pete and Claire must be really angry seeing her use P like this and just imagine the pain of that girl whose "mother" is bad-mouthing her right-left-and-centre? And this is the stuff they haven’t removed so just imagine what was originally in this book of fantasy and libel???? Peter must be bloody furious because this is a step too far - it must be so upsetting to see that the so-called "mother" can be this awful to her daughter, so surely this will see the end to any further relationship between skank and the André children? And deservedly so
18.7.24- and plastering on The Blame even more - because it wouldn't be Her Fault now would it?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-confirms-truth-22411727
* and heres a contemporary video it made https://youtu.be/_1Y74GmaD6Q
19.7.24 - here it goes bigging itself up again insisting that both J & P are only going to succeed because of MEEEEEEEEEE!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-admits-kids-nepo-33280653
* Ah here we go - she's found another use for P even though she has slagged her off TWICE in two days FFS As if P will be doing any of this for Mummy Dearest after what she's shreiked about her??
Katie Price reveals 'real reason' she's STILL banned from driving - insisting Princess will become her chauffeur | The Sun

Only Grans and Suchlike -
14.7.24 - Desparate times seek desperate measures

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
17.7.24 - Heres The Sun goading it again and of course it responds eagerly. They are just biding their time skanky then you are gonna get it full-blast!

* Amanda Holden and Jamie on Heart radio today taking the piss out of skank. They were saying how bad that girl was that sang the American National Anthem, then they said is there anyone who could do it worse? So they played skank singing A Howell Noo Wurrrllld and were laughing at her
* Heres the Sun again casually mentioning skank reckons she has scored another gig with the BBC for a third pile of garbage about Harvey. Note they emphasise "Katie says.................................." - not the BBC - which pretty much indicates its another load of LIES from ol' Mouth and Trousers itself - skanky. Surely even the most gormless of her "fans" can see that the media are taking the piss now in nearly every article? The use of "she claims" & "allegedly" clearly means they don't believe a word that comes out of her rancid gob
Katie Price confirms THIRD BBC documentary about Harvey days after it was revealed she had bagged another Channel 4 show | The Sun
18.7.24 - it "ghosted" an open letter to the media (aka The Sun) in that pile of crap book about MEEEEEEEEEE (its too big to put on here). Skank must have been hoping it would make them lay-off their campaign to see her go down like the Titanic, only it does not appear to have worked as she had expected because they are after her like Bloodhounds since they’ve had enough of her bollox and lies like the rest of us have. Yes time is nigh for them to finally finish her off once-and-for-all. Maybe they might even do it when the BH doesn’t happen again and they don’t get the pubic examination info?? Its not only The Sun getting restless now - the feeding frenzy when one institution lets her have it with both barrels may just tear her apart anyway.
* The journos & the 12 year olds in The Sun's showbiz team must have been rolling about the office floor in hysterics when they copped a look at her "letter" in the book, so c’mon Sun - tell the truth about her soon, we know you want to!!!
* and The Sun sniggering about her begging for money from her cruddy OF morons to pay for some more noo norks! They are blatantly taking the piss by pushing the fact that she's begged fans to pay for her tits & only raised £262 of the £6200 she's begging for!!!!! She's basically whoring herself out very publicly & getting turned down, so her statement that (if necessary) she will be an Escort is likely to fall on the same stony grounds Yet despite that it is again boasting about all this money she's got already & is going to make from her book, the tv shows etc...... Why then is it begging for her tit surgery costs? Why so desperate to take any 'job' offered to make pennies if she's soooooo "minted"? Could it be she's LYING AGAIN???
* and The Sun pointing out a few facts again https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29321888/katie-price-800k-mucky-mansion-bill/ It is thought this new fine comes because of the clean-up needed to put right the horrendous pollution from the septic system she never bothered to get fixed years ago.
* Lock and load! Katie Price admits taking cocaine and boozing before drink-drive crash - but blames daughter Princess for 2am call | The Sun They make careful note of her blaming her daughter for it too
* And some more from The Sun who really are revelling in all the crap from her sleazy tome. This time they've got Piers Morgan (erstwhile "friend" of the skank) to reply to Her Open Letter in that poisonous cavalcade of crap, "This is MEEEEEEE!"