* Seksi Foters
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite-
* Bankruptcy here we come! Woo Hoo!!
* Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl aka Spam Boy
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs
* "Ize a singul gal now!" Recruiting the next The One mk 3498
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!"
* Surrogacy and/or Adoption
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* More shite on Tiktok Flogging JYY Crap -
* Podcast Garbage
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* Fans? -
Yes there are still a few of the brain-deads wandering about aimlessly
* Podcast Garbage
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA
-
* "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
* Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* The Poor Sufferring Animals -
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
Katie Price #307 Remember, remember the 14th of September, marching powder, reasons and Tik Tok. | Page 49 | Tattle Life
This month's edition of The Skanky Magazine - https://tattle.life/attachments/6fae820d-3371-4bd8-8444-956160dfcc5c-jpeg.2409384/
Seksi Foters -
21.8.23 -
Hilarious, not seksi at all! Look at the odd shaped arse on it & the moustache too
A lovely photo with Der Wun #3697, Spam Boy
26.8.23 - looking really raddled here - look at the crevices and ravines on it's face
Got the pose right as well, but look! Theres SB in the background too
Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
Back when it was "ghost-writing" really crap children's books;
https://archive.ph/ooK7G https://archive.ph/Mmyso
28.8.23 - AFP's Book of Lies - LATEST NEWS :
Amy price has donated A Share Of............... " Yes AFP is very generously sharing a THIRD of the profits from this "insightful" aka LIES tell-all book with the hospital that treated her & so far £10,000 have been donated". Obviously AFP needs to get some dosh in her own Mattress Fund before the gravy train express goes down the
and getting ANYTHING out of her and Clan Grifter has gotta be a Result surely?
Bankruptcy Here We Come Woo Hoo! -
18.8.23 - an article from The Times about the thing
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-308-once-in-the-clink-life-will-be-frugal-no-nails-no-wigs-no-more-bugle.41093%2Fpage-39&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Farticle%2Fkatie-price-the-implosion-of-a-reality-tv-star-k6p0kvmxr&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=48e228fbfabd3990cce7720fbea80d86&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
19.8.23 - https://youtu.be/hZAt5-ZvyTc
No matter what old shite it spouts about it being Her Choice to leave the Shitty Shack, how its
"Too big for her needs." or any of the other bullshit -
fact is
SHE HAS FINALLY LOST IT - the house and her marbles!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23546393/bankrupt-katie-price-reveals-bizarre-reason-shes-quitting-mucky-mansion/
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-admits-shes-quitting-30740307
* Note the four co-conspiritors being called to Court with it. Backgrid have been summoned to answer questions under oath which will prove that skank has been contacting them to arrange these "stalking interludes" then binning the money from them Herself, therefore she is not the victim of "press intrusion and pap stalking" but a publicity seeking, lying, money grubbing, grifting old boiler.
Skank also mentioned on a recent podcast how she sets up these pap shots and wishes she had done it years ago (more tax-free dosh to be taken), these events being truly intrusive occasions such as the one when Backgrid strangely & conveniently turned up at the Contact Centre where K was seeing Bunty - a rendezvous they would NEVER have been privvy to unless skanky had told them where and when to go. https://www.irishmirror.i e/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-price-admits-set-up-12945370;
21.8.23 - as per info from a Tattler, it seems skank has had the Shitty Shack up for rental for the past month (see article below under Shitty Shack). This begs several questions - how can it even rent it out considering its under imminent threat of reposession and what about the safety issues with the dodgy electrics, the leaking roof and the swathe of sewerage in the gardens and the festering foetid swimming pool? How can it have passed safety checks with all this wrong with it?
As to the prospect of going to prison for it's assorted criminal acts, heres a snippet from the recent bilge in OK Mag
It sounds quite accurate, I can believe it. So it's not just bravado there's a huge chunk of arrogance in there too ( as always!)
''A source disclosed this week,
"Katie isn’t comprehending the severity of what’s coming – or how long she could actually be jailed for. Her mum, Amy, has warned her that she should be eating humble pie to avoid jail, not serving it.
She’s also warned Katie about the danger of a massive public backlash if she treats jail like a game, but she isn’t getting through to her. Katie thinks people will be behind her.'' She thinks everyone will see her as the victim. "
And this bit is quite amusing .
"She joked recently about having her hair braided like she had in the I’m A Celebrity jungle so it’s easier to maintain if she’s behind bars." These days she really would look more like The Predator than Bo Derek but why not just remove all the extensions and let her ravaged barnet recover a little eh?
26.8.23 - A quote from today's article in The Sun as regards the surrogate who's just told skannk to "Piss off!" - It seems the thing thought a potential baybee would keep her out of prison although quite how that works is debatable when she would'nt be the pregint one!!
"Sheena-Disney Mackenzie, 42, claims the former model, 45, now hopes to get pregnant herself - saying: "It will probably keep her out of prison." She said " The last message Kate sent to me, she messaged me saying she was going to try and do it all herself, which will probably keep her out of prison. She's going to try and carry the baby herself."
*Her behaviour is just so erratic in the run-up to Bankruptcy- she's losing it BIGTIME.
*She wants a baby, but asked to go to prison (although she thinks it would only be for a couple of hours and would wipe £millions from her debts) but at the same time thinks they wouldn't dare lock her up if she does surrogacy?
*Constantly vaping, slugging back energy drinks, eating junk food but taking medication for her MH (amongst other substances), using CBD products and eating Skinnyfoods. Vaping when her mum has had lung problems and she’s supposed to be turning up to support the hospital in September at a fun run? (of course she is!)
* Saying one thing on her podcast but another on TT, for example, I’m going to rent out the MM as it’s too big and has bad vibes and I’m mainly based in Essex. So enlists the services of a letting agency. But she hasn’t moved out and is just doing TT in her kitchen to prove that the press got it wrong and the MM is still HERS.
She can’t even supply the correct paperwork.
* Wanted to use a surrogate as she has no eggs, now wants to do it herself, it’s just another tv show to her.
* She’s filling the house with crap from the place she does cs. A desk, chair, 2 bikes, an exercise machine…but on TT says she’s working hard to pay her creditors - still no evidence of this, just spend, spend, spend.
* Constantly saying she’s going to be on TT at x time and then not showing up… is this how the panto is going to be?
She’s just one big walking contradiction. and/or LIES
30.8.23
- "Luk at MEEEEEEEE doin' me volluntry werk!" Actually this is it's Community Service gig it has to complete so theres nothing Voluntary at all, however, just how does she find the time anyway when she's so busy providing for her kids, punching puppies, riding horses and also goes to therapy and now does a day volunteering?
Katie Price #312 Where on earth is Teflon2? Have they fallen in the swimming pool after slipping on poo ? | Page 37 | Tattle Life
Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl, or Spam Boy -
A commentator said skank was so desperate to get married she'd get hitched to a tin of Spam, so SB is now
Spam Boy
19.8.23 - here we go again with
"The Weddin' anawl dat innit" yet again trying to remove the focus from it's
BANKRUPTCY in a matter of weeks. Shame SB has already stated
"NO CHANCE!!" on his sm's.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23551743/katie-price-mum-shamed-sixth-baby-wedding/
Go Get It Birmingham Mail- Woo Hoo!! https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-issues-personal-announcement-27546947
25.8.23 - heres an interesting snippet from A Commentator -
"304.
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24
This foreign born former A list celebrity/porn star/drug addict/reality star in her own country gives every bit of her yachting money to her predator boyfriend. Meanwhile, he sleeps with random women and often buys them gifts with his girlfriend's money.
Katie Price/Carl Woods
25.8.23 - and look - he's dropped skank in the shit yet again with his collection of crappy old moters
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/23619611/katie-price-neighbour-row-carl-woods-council/
29.8.23 - more pointed remarks from Daddy Woods
https://tattle.life/attachments/5a609dff-6581-4ebc-b83d-eb617cf11675-png.2411907/
Clan Grifter Gossip - Here they are!
# Ouch! -
Jan Moir - a proper journalist, not a 12 year old!!
Heres another of hers from 2009 - as true as it ever was.
"Will the public finally tire of her as they realise she represents everything tawdry and regrettable about what stardom has become? As they also tire of that non-stop voice, of her eternal flat drone of self justification, of that selfish whine?" On that question Jan, YES they definately have woo hoo!
* A couple of oldies from Jan Moir at the DM - we need more from Jan Moir and less from the 12 year olds!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2623926/JAN-MOIR-A-mother-sums-thats-vile-modern-stardom.html
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1228800/Jan-Moir-How-boobilicious-publicity-mad-She-Chav-Katie-Price-take.html
18.8.23 - Sinkboy is getting brave - dissing the skank he is! https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/carl-woods-takes-two-word-30733607
And more Moir-isms!
24.8.23 - Definately an OUCH! Nobody wants her do they?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23642561/katie-price-snubbed-princess-junior-invite/
The star continued: “I would love to have come to it. Do you know what, Pretty Little Thing, they should have someone like me, because I am 45, but I actually wear stuff from PLT and they should have an older range because not all people in their forties are frumpy, I am not frumpy at 45. “I regard myself as quite young and trendy. Pretty Little Thing is very me, I love it. They should do a mum and daughter range.”
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!"
21.8.23 - Yesssss! Get some more publicity in!! https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-could-wed-fiance-30735786
*You gotta larrff at this one - ol' Square-Blob Skankpants only eats 750 calories a day - allegedly. The quote by the paper is spot-on though
"katie pretended to use the treadmill at one point" This slop/ food looks disgusting, different colours of wallpaper paste and her face is a picture in itself because she cant even pretend to enjoy eating it either.,
The camera somehow missed all the takeaway boxes stuffed behind the sofa too
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23568263/katie-price-slammed-calories-day/
* Back in the day in 2019 it tried to get itself a Nigerian baby to adopt, that is until the Nigerian authorities told her "On yer bike luv!". Her reputation had preceded her as far as Africa! https://youtu.be/JeMsTpJGJD8 IF you do listen to it though you will hear the same old bullshit it's still dishing out stuff like this :-
*She should have gone to Nigeria last weekend but couldn’t cos she had the kids
*Has already started her paramedic training.
*Isn‘t going bankrupt.
*Having a film made of her life.
*Definitely going to have more kids.
*"Self medicating" with cocaine….. (call it that because its better than admitting to being a junkie)
*Harvey is innocent, he doesn’t understand things ….. but wants to go on Instagram
*Goes to The Priory after taking kids to school then does classes
And Blah blah blah 🥱🥱🥱 SHE'S FULL OF DOO DOO !! Basically its the same shit, different day
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!"-
* You will notice this as a common theme in all it's podcast shite and it's Lives, ie the allegedly "amusing anecdotes about Meeeeeeeee" are endless! Theres My caweer , my parties, my red carpet appearances, my roast dinners, my future faking , my mentawl elf, my hair, my nails , my surgeries, my exes, my faaaahmily , my kids, my marathons, my charity work , my crimes, my animal killings, my court appearances, my engineered celebrity feuds, my victimhood , my businesses, my nylon clothing, my lack of fwiends, my trotters, my 'olidays, my drugs hell (erm I mean my self medicating due to men), Meeee not drinking , Twolls , my Manshun, my music caweer , mowdellin & being top of my game innit , my weality tv … so much about meeeeeeeee
Surrogacy and/or Adoption -
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8332986/katie-price-difficulty-adopting-nigerian-orphan/
25.8.23 - "MY SURRROWGITSY WOO HOO!" The surrogate who was going to do the bizz for skank has withdrawn her offer having seen for herself the way she treats the kids she has her claws on now, but it seems this surrogate clearly does have some scruples
Note also that skanky deposited the kids onto the surrogate and buggered off out - is that part of a surrogacy agreement these days??
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12444573/Katie-Prices-surrogate-PULLS-carrying-former-glamour-models-future-baby-disrespected-treated-like-s.html
Heres what the surrogate had to say for herself about it
Surrogate now trying to backtrack on all this - possibly been got at by "Sumwun" from Clan Grifter maybe? Too late - its out there now, either way you can guarantee she'll say she has another surrogate waiting & that it was her that called it off; She will try to justify it as the other woman being the wrong 'un
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/11238456/katie-price-surrogate-mucky-mansion-child/
"The last message Kate sent to me, she messaged me saying she was going to try and do it all herself, which will probably keep her out of prison. She's going to try and carry the baby herself." But as a bonus there won't be any "Suwwogassy 'an Me" bullshit on C4!!
and BTW look at this
https://tattle.life/attachments/2404815/ https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-prices-former-surrogate-shares-27603629
Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap -
20.8.23 - So heres an unsatisfied customer from JYY, some moron who thought they'd actually get something half-decent when purchasing a Lucky Bag! A fool and their money are soon parted, a fact that skanky relys upon when hawking these bagfulls of random rubbish & leftovers
20.8.23 - Coming to a garden shed near you soon ! Woo Hoo! The world-faymuss Plasterclases are returning with a vanfull of crappy "Merch"!! Just a thought though.......................... what about the going to prison bit it Soooooooooooooo wants to do instead of repaying anyone?
23.8.23 - Even trying to grift a baby now but she's as much chance at a snowball-in-hell! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23601796/katie-price-child-surrogate-filmed-tv-show/ Oh - and surprise surprise - they're making a TV show about it! haha
24.8.23 - Here it is in an ad for that Skinny Crap its currently flogging actually trying to tell people it maintains that lush figure on 700 calories a day! (What Lush figure????)
More Shite on Twat Tok & Flogging JYY Crap -
24.8.23 - back doing her "Live" nonsense?
* The MM story is a lie (apparently) Says thats not the Shitty Shack up for rental - it must be someone else with equally bad taste in decor then
* She goes riding bra-less! Well, firstly she hardly ever rides, secondly she isn't in the saddle for long, thirdly her tits are FAKE and stand up on their own, plus she gets them redone every 5 minutes . Finally if she rides without a bra then she is high on painkillers END OF .... if course, its just bullshit 'Seksi Meeeeee ain't i evin on a 'orse?' .
* she’s doing a live podcast in November, you can buy tickets - woo fucking hoo!
* She has a big surprise for tomorrow evening & she’s on TT in the morning
* She’s got a bubble tea from costa, Bunty likes costa
* Bunty is now on - hope she drops Mummy in the shite again
* She’s just told someone to piss off for saying the clothes look like tragic shit
* Can't even get the prices right on the rubbish she hawking
* Dogs are going mental.
* Its wearing one of those awful jumpers back to front to show off her mahooosive boobs.
* She's almost as good a salesperson as she is a prowfesshunal moddle....
* Princess reading out her results again.
*She’s doing a roast tonight - yawn.....zzzzz
*She’s elated that P is there. Woo hoo!
*Her kids are just there to make her cups of tea.
*Said she had just been riding, can she lift her leg up, or she might fart
*Doesn’t know her height. SHORT!
* She measured everyone to see if they could go on theme park rides. (Fascinating info)
*Just had a massive McDs meal before she went riding - more junk as usual
* They’ve been to Devon. Harvey’s ear popped and he smashed the car window. (again!)
*Now warning people not to go to Turkey for surgery (until they offer her another freebie of course)
* She is doing another MM, next year, as she has "other projects" at the moment;(Prison?) Or could it be reassembling the rental when she gets evicted from there too?
* She’s very brusquely responding to anyone who mentions Pete - it’s as if she can’t bear to talk about Pete & she’s replying as an acknowledgment of the comment but not adding anything additional.
* She’s working hard to pay her creditors -
*Still wants to do cooking lessons with Bunny - on the beg.
*Had a violation notice re TT? Think she’s had a warning. Hosts must be over 18
* Kids are hungry. Keep asking for their dinner. It keeps waffling-on though regardless - not even peeled the spuds yet so it says;
* Showing off the poor pup, 12 weeks old. Goes everywhere with her, the others are getting their balls done. SB is there too by the sounds of it - bet he's had his balls done too, hence why he's a jaffa.*
*Jett pops up saying he's been scammed. By Mummy??
* Filming in the daytime tomorrow
Abrupt ending.
25.8.23 -
* She’s aching all over from riding yesterday, hasn‘t ridden for ages - making sure everyone knows she still has the horses
* She can’t wait till tonight, "We’ve got a big JYY extravaganza incoming later tonight WOO HOO!" details are vague, but "it’s gonna be amazing"….I doubt this
* The JYY crap clothes are just chucked and left on the bathroom floor to fester for eternity. Wax melts (Max Welts) have been mentioned so woo hoo!
* She's incapable of repeating people's names back correctly or what they've just ordered - those panto lines have no chance.
* It has asked "Do you want double ups or signed photos?" - not one person said photos
Mind you, who would want double-ups of that garbage??
* "KH is not getting the kids back anytime soon" …..she actually just saId that
* Sending SB to the shop to buy her energy drinks - hopefully it'll give her a cardiac arrest
* She sounds so wasted but doing that thing where drunk people try and sound more
Sober, over pronouncing words.
*The dogs are going mental outside, film crew arrived for C4 she says , not MM but a similar show!
* She's off for a blow dry now, changed jumper, that's what she is wearing today (no shower) SB back from his shop run waiting to zoom her off. Excited for errand boy
*Some one asked earlier where is Bunty? ( who are these weirdos ) and skanky said 'dunno she's pwobly upstairs doin er make up, she's always putting make up on...'
Top parent there
* Someone asked about when was her next book out, she read it out, then never answered, just went to talk about something else. No offer then?
*https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2403/2403254-6176472a4d26ca937edb3e638a93e072.mp4 Discustink cweeaturr it is
26.8.23 - Its Back!!
* Its P's fault she didn't go live last night - she got rat-arsed instead so presumably P held her down and poured the drink down her throat did she? (NOTE/
"I downt dwink...." - its now lying in bed with Jeyda
* Her battery has failed so Its gone offline - that or its
time
Here we go again -
*Someone asked about Her Next Book - no comment, moved straight on
* Back in Essex
* Got her supply of sweets - kids stuffing their faces with them
* Internet is shit
* Kids asked if they miss their dad, Bunty said yes
*Skank tells the kids to "
Go away & play in the field or something" & "
Get me this, get me that!". Clearly sees the kids as slaves
A Great mother eh?
* Viewing figures are dropping fast now because this stuff is just RUBBISH & BORING - only 450 watching and those are mostly Tattlers LOL
* The Barf Bums are back woo hoo! Three for a tenner with a signed photo
Wax melts next week apparently or as skank calls 'em "
Max Welts"
* Bunty just said "
**** is limping really bad" - presumably one of the dog's names? KP said oh it's fine & waved her hand to shut her up - she's not bothered in the slightest.
Tank the puppy's lip looks swollen Princess said, so Bunny was right, Katie not really bothered at all.
* Bunny just banged her head. Mother-of-the-year just laughing at her
* Wants to take the kids axe throwing - preferably AT HER!
* "You’re so pretty princess you do look like me!"
Actually she's the image of HER FATHER Pete yew cunt
And Mummy just called P "
A Bitch"
* Bunty just came over about the dog again - dismissed again by Mummy. This folks, is how unconcerned she is about her pets.
*Grifting for a beauty course for P
"There’s no point in her going to college to do it" she sagely says - she wants salons to DM her!
* Her and P are doing.a reality show so she reckons & Pete knows about it. If Claire Powell is managing P with oversight from PA, then HOW in God's name would Claire and Peter agree to P doing ventures with her?
* It also says P is going to do ranges of clothes and perfume just like she does! Woo Hoo! She's really determined to get her talons into Princess now - another money making avenue.
* Pete is getting a lot of mentions.
* She’s trying desperately to blag beauty courses for Princess AND Herself because she wants to open a beauty shop with P - guess who'll be doing all the work??
* She still has Wallis the horse apparently but he's not with her in Essicks
* Perhaps the worst thing of all - Someone asked P in the comments how she'd done in her exams and the skank shouted
‘SHIT’ with a cackle - what a contrast to Pete eh?
* Now it's asking P what a blow job is in Greek - she’s disgusting
* Talking with a gobfull of food again
* She stated P has 4 siblings - P corrects her and said she has 6 because she's including her siblings from her Dad obviously. Bet skank doesn't like that
* Someone said Pete hates her, she said "
I don’t think he hates me" but then she probably thinks he's just waiting for his chance to get back with her. No comment from P either
* And the biggest laugh of all? She’s just said she never cheated on Pete
* Someone asked her if had her nose widened
27.8.23 -Onwards with more of it
* Big news... she's not cooking a roast today! Takeaway again then kids
* She was telling the same story about Blade getting killed on the driveway. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2407/2407808-dc055114f0132404343cf62c85127d54.mp4
Bunny replied "he was killed on the driveway?!" She'll be having that drummed into her now.
* We’re getting a TwatTok reality show series…..oh the fun
* Now shouting at B to get off the wi-fi as it’s lagging her feed but its more like she worried about what she might say!!
* Did she just day, J is turning on some place's Christmas lights?? Then says "Anyone want me to turn on Christmas lights?" Her older 2 can't do anything without her trying to ride their coat tails.
* So its asking if anybody wants her to switch on their Christmas Lights this year! Begging & Desperate or what LOL
* Bunty is being told off every 5 mins. Shouting at her now to turn off her WiFi
* It has just clouted the puppy !!!!
He was sat on the jumpers she trying to sell
She hit him because he's getting on her nerves. He keeps nipping (like puppies do)
* Now its complaining about kids and animals…but she still has them she says….she is so bored of having responsibility in her life. Time to unload them eh skank? https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2407/2407870-7da4c50440a60e2635a00849058c5881.mp4
* SB is chiming in now - Did he just say he'll throw something out the window?
* Bunty is still on the wifi despite Mummy shreiking at her to switch it off - is that what SB is referring to?
* The wifi has crashed again - she'll be doing her nut at Bunty now!
* There's a re-run of Harvey and Me tonight on some unknown channel that also streams The Undateables. How appropriate.
* She sounds and looks really rough today. Keeps sniffing constantly - a heavy
fall last night maybe?
* Saying "oh did Junior do good last night? I’m sure he’ll send me videos later…" Of course he will!!!
*It has admitted ITV are ”not her flavour anymore”…..yes Skank they’ve cancelled you & she’s finally acknowledged it
Thats what happens when you tell massive porkie pies about them skank
*Still sniffing loads….loads and loads
*Kids getting fed up with her again about the Wi-Fi, it told B to go away, Skank is fed up with Bunty moaning at her
Now telling Bunty to mind her own business. “Bloody hell kids” it squawks. The answer is very simple skanky - give them back to their dad, he will care for them properly
* Says she doesn`t want any more of Bunty`s "Shanigans" -think she meant shenanigans.
* Its now telling people to
"F**k off!, get lost, you're all boring f*ckers….. " but still got that vape thing stuck in its vile gob
* She's been on Cosmingpolitan magazine.
* Really banging on about her MH today. Yes just over 2 weeks until D-Day skanky!
* All this chaos going on in the garden. Those poor neighbours listening to 2 hours of this crap whilst it runs this shitty business venture from home - is it even allowed? How does Jeyda put up with this? Skank is so unprofessional because she's always late, she's rude, can’t remember prices, then theres the lack of Wi-Fi, she sniffs everything on picking it up, it vapes & moans in rapid succession, its shit camera work, she can’t repeat people’s names properly then theres the constantly sniffing and touching her hair, her gobbing-off and behaving inappropriately. Yes a really fine advertisment for your company Jeyda!
* and this again - Jett won’t sleep in his room because of a ghost - Is this a Ghost in Essex or one at the Shitty Shack?
* She’s had 2 bowls of coco pops for breakfast and loads of Chinese left over as she bought far too much - no Skinny breakfast today then!
* Its Pete's turn for an airing now. No she's decided to not talk about him now
* Screeching at Jeyda asking how much the slippers are
* Showing just how educated she really is with a selection of her foreign language skills
* Squawking at P to get her another vape
* Harvey is going to design a teeshirt with a frog on it AGAIN - I expect Adidas will want to buy the copyright
* Claiming that her granny boots are made in the same factory as genuine Ugg boots!!
Love how she says
'why would you pay £200 for a designer T shirt when you can get one that's made in the same factory? Mug if you do that", yet SHE is the one who is always parading around in designer T shirts and sweatshirts that cost a small fortune! She forgets that clearly.
* Filming Monday and most days next week for a show (on her phone no doubt) TT every day then link keeps freezing, so we will probably never know what else she is doing.
* SB is grassing-on Bunty -
"She's on tiktok"- just how old is he!!!!
28.8.23 - It's back yet again!
* Said Jeyda always compliments her lovely leathery skin.
*Said P is upstairs, J & B are upstairs and Junior has been working all weekend
* Liverpool for panto this week and tickets for podcast with SFP go on sale this week.
*Cooking a roast whilst on the live, but said she won’t be pissing about on/off cooking it, she’s got it all ready
* Someone in the comments has put ‘Carl is talking to Perie (his Ex) about you’
* Moddlin' one of those nasty jumpers that fit size 6 to 7XL - reckons it's a "Good look"
. Still cannot manage to get the buying moron's names right either
* Shouting at the dogs constantly
* Someone suggested selling a bog-roll with her face on it - she ain't amused!
* The faymuss "Roast" is ready - sling it all on the side and its a free-for-all woo-hoo!
* OMG it’s more chaotic than ever! It’s just everyone shouting at each other, the kids walking in and out shot & she’s not even there - just shouting off camera. Why is she carrying on selling stuff while everyone eats dinner? And menacing Crawl accused her of smoking and being "high" - she denied it, he said "You’re high!"….it‘s unreal…. WTF is this??
* The place is an absolute kharzi again with food mess, clothes strewn about and all sorts - hope nobody is viewing it tomorrow
* Its back again - talking with it's gobfull of "roast" its having a deep & meaningful convo with P about exams.
But then it insists its going to become a Paramedic - with no exams??!!!
* Colin the Chi just pee'ed on her clothes box
* SBs on the sofa watching her doing TT, the horse is in the back garden.
* She’s got an announcement to make tomorrow & just flashed on live
* She said she doesn't get paid cash.
* She called someone a slag for telling her the truth - pots 'n kettles dearie! Amazing how the 'Be Kind' crap goes out the window as soon as SHE wants to be rude isn't it?
* It seems the kids have to look after the dogs constantly
* Jett is fed up she is still on TT but its back again tomorrow evening from 6pm
* Dropped food all over itself again - even with a gob that big it can't manage to get food into it!
* She just discussed with Jett (aged 10!) how
'People think I'm on something because I'm sniffing'.
* And its underlined TWICE now that she's NOT Moving!
* She's still not read AFP's Book of Lies but apparently AFP has "Tole der troof innit!"
* Someone called Sharon asked ‘where’s Sinkboy’ hahaha and then she asked if sinkboy was hiding in the attic
Podcast Garbage -
22.8.23 - here the next edition. Its now offering advice and/or
"brutal opinions" to the imbeciles! So skank perhaps you'd share with us some opinions on Ex-Husbands? "
Dems awl cuntz innit!". What about your opinions on how to raise children?
And no we do not want to slip into your DMS nor anything else thanks
Stand by for incoming!
24.8.23 Today’s podcast recap (Recorded just before Jett’s birthday)
*Albert’s nursery will close last week in August, so SFP wants KP to help babysit. ( OMFG! )
*30th August is the panto launch. KP said she will be fluffing her lines and ad lib can’t wait to sing on stage.
*Talking about Christmas.
*SFP can’t sing either. Worse than 2 cats wailing.
*Parties. She was the one hosting all the parties apparently, but she never used to get invited anywhere. (One cannot imagine why not) She misses doing them, but "Ggot rid of loads of people". (They elbowed her more like)
* She can’t remember last red carpet event she went to. (Maybe she should speak to Rymi, or again its more likely that NOBODY wants her there contaminating their Event)
* Her birthday this year, was just a meal, then took kids bowling. (Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
* Wants to book somewhere now for her 50th
* KP changes subject when SFP talks about her wedding.
* Jett’s birthday, (at the time this was recorded), it was happening on Saturday, said she was doing a party for him, but hadn’t organised anything yet, didn’t sound like his friends had even been invited.
(No party emerged)
* With Bunty’s party, she didn’t want any school mums there, just mums SHE knew. Didn’t want them there "
judging her". The ‘kids’ didn’t want to stay overnight. She booked the teepees for 3.5 hours and they were done in 1.5 hours. Had games.
* Wants to go to a school reunion. (Do they want to see her though?)
* Both singing again ( nearly gave up at this point)
* Both want a night out together, need to get a babysitter (SFP then says Princess)
* Katie says Princess will be able to go out with them in a couple of years as she will be 18. (Like P will want to be seen with those old boilers)
* KP banging on about no invite to the PLT event again. Her kids are out and she "
Doesn’t get an invite and it’s out of order!"
* Now begging to PLT for them to use her, she wants them to do a mum and daughter range.
(Listen luv. PLT = Pretty Little Thing. Not FUOT which is
Fucking Ugly Old Thing. You've got NO CHANCE skank, nor SFP!)
* This was recorded just after she had her extensions redone so did it's did CS stint then drove straight to the hairdressers. Then she changed it to saying she "
Got dropped off there". Then it says it got home from there at midnight and in the next breath said she got an Uber back at 11.30.
* Talks about the Italy party & who was there, then says her "
Lips are sealed".
Until someone offers her enough money & she'll lie like a good 'un as usual
* The Oscars - says she's been to 3 times to The Oscars but she doesn’t get star struck.
* People forget she’s been there, done it, worn the T-shirt. She’s met everyone. (Or does she mean "Done" everyone?)
* Then Harvey gets a mention.
* People should do funeral parties before they die.
* These two don’t like baby showers or gender reveal parties.
* They want to do a big family party, hire a villa in Spain. "Grift a villa" more like. (Imagine the state of it when Clan Grifter have left? )
* She wants to go to Lapland because her mate Tania went.
* SFP says she should have her boobs done again, but wants another baby first. KP chimes in,
"You can get them done free for an instagram post". Cackle, cackle, cackle, grift, grift, grift.......................
* Skank thinks SFP has the best eyebrows though .
* All Her marriages were "
Rehearsals" (more repetitive crap, heard it millions of times now
Shame nobody wants to marry ya eh skank?)
* She gets anxiety but deals with it in therapy. (Y
awn................ here we go laying the foundations for September 14th)
* On medication for her anxiety and sees a therapist as lots of things that trigger hers off. (She means exes and blokes generally).
* She controls her "anxiety" but people want her to get into a dark hole again & she’s not going to let it happen.
* Mentions her breakdown.
(Another little number in readiness of 14.9.23)
* Mentions her swimming accident. (yawn.............)
* Apparently Jett suffers really bad panic attacks now and thinks he’s going to die, she tells him it’s only going to last 20 minutes and to relax and breathe.
(Another little note for 14.9.23)
* She’s going to give running a go again, but she's still got screws in one foot. SFP thinks she should go and ride her horses.
* Begging for a record deal. More cat wailing, begging for followers and good reviews.
The end. Same shit, different day
A few points on this BS though-
'
Not being judged' by the other school mums translates to '
They are all on Michelle & Keirans side' so she punished them by not inviting them. Obviously it wouldn't be anything to do with the appalling exhibition she put on at the school gates years ago followed by the restraining order, or Her Lies about them both, that poison pen letter she sent and her keeping the kids away from their Dad & out of school??? YES, they are quite rightly judging her
* No surprise the party was fake and just for show. It sums up skank's entire life. Bunny got a fake grifted "party" & Jett got no party at all even though she said on this rubbish she was doing one for him - but the fake one was far more cruel
* As for the
'I threw all the parties and didn't get invited to any' and "
Getting rid of loads of people ... " She doesn't throw them anymore because Real Celebs won't come nor does she have enough zlebs to invite, and most importantly no TV show is paying for them or filming them because her Parties were simply plotlines for those boring reality shows. Effectively they were all as fake as Bunty's non-event birthday party. The truth is t NOBODY invites her anywhere because she is too embarrassing and will destroy any street-cred you might have by acting appallingly whilst drunk and/or trolllied on
25.8.23 - what a bloody treat eh??
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2403/2403684-80ad0f29e5a6e9656fc4d52815f316fe.mp4
29.8.23 - more crap from it
* Said her animals are fine. It's the media and people on SM causing trouble - mentions also it wants to get MORE PONIES for J&B
* Supposed to be flying to Liverpool today for the Panto photocall - may not go due to problems with UK flights - won't drive! The latest health Ishoo - Restless Legs - can't do the long drive to Liverpool but CAN manage the longer drive to Belgium!
* Apparently she's met The Other Nutcase Britney Spears -LOL
* Moddlin' more cheap and nasty items - has her hands down her trousers a lot too
* Someone asked are you broke? She said it’s my business - you can say what you like
* It actually said Perie (Cole's ex) is a nice girl & got the name of that bunch of idiots doing H's ghastly clothing range WRONG - "UpHere clothing"
* It seems Bunty IS going to school next week in Essicks.
* Its 10.15 pm and Bunty is making food - eating rice pudding out of the jug!
* More leaks at the Shitty Shack - this time its P's Fault
* Telling Bunty she can change her name to price instead of Hayler !!!!
* Note her latest deflection from people asking her awkward questions is to shrug and say how "boring" it all is.
* Boasting about having been to the Oscars - but she didn't go to the Oscars! She went to Elton John's Oscar party where they show it live where she made an exhibit of herself yet again. This is very different than actually attending the Oscar ceremony in person. She is just so full of shite.https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-behaviour-embarrassing-at-sir-elton-john-s-oscars-party-6572300.html And at another Oscars occasion it was touting itself around for producers for A Film About Meeeee;
"The upsetting and inevitable truth is that Price was in Los Angeles discussing her biopic. Price told reporters that she'd found a producer, given him all four of her autobiographies and that her life would make "a mad film". Of course it would – read in order, Jordan's autobiographies tell the story of a woman who falls in love with a man, then falls a bit more in love with him, then falls a bit more in love with him and then suddenly splits up with him and devotes the rest of her natural life to badmouthing him in a flat, robot monotone wherever possible. It's practically Shakespeare."
"So the story's there, but what about the cast? At the moment, Price is keeping quiet about who she wants to play her – possibly so that the actress in question doesn't have the chance to lock herself away in a nuclear bunker until the threat passes."
Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
27.8.23 - On today's live Twat Tok it was seen to hit Tank the puppy! Evidence above
29.8.23 - The Sun have reported on this toda
y. "Get off," she yelled at him. "You're sitting on my jumpers, which I love. Get off." Shows where it's priorities lie does it not? HERSELF and her fucking awful, naff, nasty jumpers BUT it was skanky itself that PUT Tank on there to begin with FFS!!!!
Theres also a compehensive list in this article detailing all the animals that have died in her "care" since 2017. They did not mention that Colin the chuihuahua pissed on the jumper box earlier though
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12457031/Katie-Price-accused-hitting-new-puppy.html#comments The Mail are moving on Puppy Gate - comments are on fire!! Woo Hoo!
Isn't it ironic that “Harvey’s law” its always banging-on about is (in reality) a law regarding dogs/animals to be microchipped in case they have been run over and left on the side of the road. Very fitting for skanky how is unable to register any of her dogs
"Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
As part of it's Mentawl 'Elf Isshoos it keeps making a point that the paparazzi "stalk" her, take unsolicited photos without her permission and it traumatises her to the extreme; Well here The Troof of it - its skank itself who notifys the paps (ol' Backgrid) on where she'll be and when and they split the dosh the over-filtered images make when flogged to the media. Heres the proof going back to when the Sun bought that truly horrendous, seedy photoshoot from Thailand
It was all arranged
https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-price-admits-set-up-12945370; If it were truly traumatised by pap intrusions then it wouldn't be binning the money from said photos would it?
24.8.23 - making various mentions of it's Mentawl 'Elf in today's crapcast, as above
27.8.23 - heres another cutting little number from the Birmingham Mail - https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-shares-new-bedtime-27601864 - also mentioning her "Suicide attempt" again
29.8.23 - the Mentawl 'Elf bizz is being ramped-up now as Bankruptcy Day approaches because today's Twat Tok brings the announcement that it suffers from "SEVERE ADHD" & its "The worse the doctor has ever seen" Lies of course but she's gotta get the crap out there!
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc -
Just a little reminder of the terrible things that happen to the skank at The Shitty Shack - yes the place she wants £6k a month for! 'Orsham's Own Banksy should bow their head in shame for victimising it!!!
27.8.23 - On Twat Tok a small light aircraft flies overhead. Skank tells her captive audience that its The Paps in a helicopter spying on her again!
Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else -
29.8.23 - 29.8.23 - Its trying to spin its Community Service Order as voluntary work now!
"I'm now a weekly volunteer"
Fans? - Yes there are still a few of the brain-deads wandering about aimlessly -
* Heres an example of the type of morons that idolise the skank, they who make up excuses for it's behaviour then defend the thing. This one is straight off the special bus from La La Land :-
"
she is now living with ex husband Carl who has their 2 children living with him.peter andre has his 2 children living with him and Harvey is in a special needs home so Kate has none of the children living with her. She has sold her mansion and her mum moved into the mansion recently who had lived in Spain this past 15 years so she now needs accommodation and expects Kate to find it for her. Peter Andre has his 2 children living with him for a few years and their daughter has signed up for modelling contract. Peter has a young daughter by his new wife Emily who is a doctor and they are happy and Peter runs his own business so both work. Kate has 2 children with 2nd husband Carl and she is now living with Carl and mansion is sold. Kates mum was living in the mansion but mansion is now sold. So needs accommodation now as she lived in Spain this past 15 years and recently moved to UK and living in kates mansion" Completely divvy and deranged.
22.8.23 - You'd have to be fucking bonkers to even consider this barmy idea, especially doing it for the abuser skank
OOOH and let's make a tv show out of it to get MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE back onscreen again, woo hoo!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23601796/katie-price-child-surrogate-filmed-tv-show/ Don't fret over it though because its just more monkey tennis because there is no tv deal & there will never be a show - there wont be a surrogate baby because
its never gonna happen. Theres nothing quite like contradicting yourself in two sentences...
"She said: “I have got a surrogate, I haven’t got any eggs anymore, I’m 44, I want another baby so what am I supposed to do? I can’t pop it out. I have got this lady, it will be my egg – she’s been a fan of mine for years and she does do surrogacy. If I was with someone it would be with them, if not it would be a sperm donor.” So it states in same article both that it is her egg that will be used and that she no longer has any eggs! - good grief, and the red top still prints this load of shite? Of course she ain't signed a fan up as a surrogate, christ on a bike, their brain cell will probably think Surrogate is the town she lives in!!!
However Skank will make up some lies about the surrogate losing her 'miracle baby' next year (about when she remembers she's supposed to have a baby coming) then she will blame the tragic loss on breaking up her Perfick Welayshunshippe wiv SB.
BTW, the nutcase who volunteered for this task is a renowned lunatic follower of the skank - she was the one crazed fan who was blocked by skank few years back and was begging Kieran and anyone else who'd listen to get skank to unblock her... This crazy mother got her 13 year old kid to beg as well! Now she's hit the jackpot - she's primed and ready to USE. (See above)
Court Cases & Law Breaking -
https://tattle.life/attachments/20230815_120705-png.2381733/ LOL Skanky says ‘I love prison stuff’
Does she think she would be in a TV show where she is the star where all the other inmates will love her and then she would come out and make millions from books and interviews?
Skank says,
"It’s a win / win for MEEEEEEE!" and yet it is so totally deluded -she probably thinks she can take in her own camera crew and do updates on IG, along with selling photos to BackGrid. Plus attend the prison salon and get her hair and nails done daily. Brainless cretin
21.8.23 - Theres an interesting date stamp on this council planning complaint outcome for the property (public record), July 31st , which is very close to when things started to go quiet at the house??
EN/22/0404
Alleged: running of second-hand car business
Received Date Fri 02 Sep 2022
Respond Target Date Fri 23 Sep 2022
Resolution Target Date Mon 05 Dec 2022
Consultation Expiry Date Not Available
Date All Informed Not Available
Close Date Mon 31 Jul 2023
Decision Date Mon 31 Jul 2023 *****
22.8.23 - Not that it will take one teeny bit of notice of what anybody tells it about anything - skank thinks prison will be like a stint on Big Brother
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23586467/katie-price-urgent-warning-former-prison-guard/
23.8.23 - As per the above,
look whats popped up in today's Sun -
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/23619611/katie-price-neighbour-row-carl-woods-council/
This is at the new rental in Esssex where they have already pissed of the neighbours with all his Lukshurry Moters parked up, just like at The Shitty Shack.
"And the on/off couple have certainly made an impression on their new neighbours thanks to Carl’s thriving business, which has led to him being reported to the council." SB is so successful yet he doesn't actually have anywhere to store these lukshurry cars if Daddy Woods says clear off, but you can see why the neighbours have objected from this photo - him roaring past their front door all day in his Lukshurry Moters
Just a reminder of what a lying POS this thing is https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-drink-driving-court/
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
18.8.23 - Heres some commentator talking about skank's hideous embonpoint, all the surgeries etc to build the distorted old trogladyte into what is now. Not that skank gives a frig about medical opinion though but
IT WILL BE ALL THEIR FAULT when the inevitable happens and bits fall-off the thing (like it's raspberries that are already long-gone). https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23538419/katie-price-warning-boob-jobs-terry-dubrow/
Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
19.8.23 - More searching desperately for some sympathy with a bit of
"Crooly Mum-Shamed" chucked-in for good measure
/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23551743/katie-price-mum-shamed-sixth-baby-wedding/
20.8.23 - here we are trying to enhance the Wholesome Earth-Mother Image for the upcoming shitstorms. BTW, its not even a recent photo
"
Luk at MEEEEEEEEEE showin' Bunty abaht baykin' fings!"
21.8.23 - the grotesque dollop is showing an Ad for that "skinny food" wallpaper paste muck, an Ad featuring Bunty in it! Make 'em earn their keep eh skank?? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23563609/katie-price-mum-shamed-instagram-daughter-bunny-baking
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-under-fire-over-27558970
oh and
"Whipping-up the treats..................." - thats gotta align with "
Rocking the Look, Neutral pallet (sic), amazing curves, golden tresses" and all the rest of the BS the 12 year olds lift directly from the "
Book of Bein' A Journalist"
24.3.23 - Confirmation in today's crapcast that Bunty's party was all a Big Set-up for her benefit, not the child's. No schoolfriends there, there was no sleepover, in fact it was all over and done with in 90 minutes. Still, it saved her grifting a takeway that night.
And yet it is sad because she made out it was Bunty’s party when in fact it was just a photo set up as we guessed it would be, none of her friends were invited and yet days later Jett had absolutely nothing - he did not even merit a set-up "party". Skank has completely cut the kid off from all his friends and now it's saying he has" panic attacks"
Again as we said, she is trying to find another H angle here, "
Ize got anuvva disabled kid innit!" but isn't it just appalling how she has managed to use those kids for her own nefarious gain? It’s heartbreaking & it still continues with the likes of that stupid sister of hers enabling this abuse.
26.8.23 - she's getting more criticism over pictures of Jett this time https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-slammed-critics-sharing-30790448
30.8.23 -
(5) Katie Price #312 Where on earth is Teflon2? Have they fallen in the swimming pool after slipping on poo ? | Page 45 | Tattle Life - Bunty back on her Youtube again which has been reported as child endangerment as she is only 9, she is unsupervised and has been banned in the past. Not posting video on here as the less people who view it the better, she swears on it, ie measuring a long sweetie as being as tall as her and she says
"If it isn't I am gonna fucking scream!" Wonder where she's heard that then?
Skanky and Wanky shouting in the background. Sounds like they are arguing! Now laughing. Bunty has a load of sweets and drinks and stuff in her bedroom on her own, not sure if the wall behind is rotten or if its a mural thing. Can hear hoovering in the background (that certainly won't be skank)
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
18.8.23 - Her IG page, the post with her in the wedding dress advertising the podcast is getting a real slating! So many negative comments. This one was interesting, talking about H.
"Be interesting to see what happens to ole Harv when he has to leave 7springs. I think the cut off age is 25. He'll have to be placed somewhere with 24hr care. He can't go to the supermarket without the staff sectioning off half the store to protect the public. Big lad has unpredictable behaviour" Presumably they're talking about when the college takes him on shopping trips for which it doesn't sound like he behaves very well? Maybe this is why we haven't seen any more posts showing him shopping for a while?
An oldie but heres DY talking about his son which kinda disproves skank's assertions that he has had no input whatsoever and does not care. She only got really shitty when DY's payments to her and AFP stopped https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2407/2407247-d048b6e15e4e8292a971c68c301e408c.mp4
"Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, For Blind, Deaf Mugs generally -
21.8.23 - OF cannot be doing too well if it's reduced to flogging these gruesome images to the tabloids https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-struggles-contain-surgically-30753136?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/arid-30422687.html
Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack -
19.9.23 - Now trying to cover her arse for when the inevitable happens and she's turfed out of the Shitty Shack once and for all!
Its long overdue. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23546393/bankrupt-katie-price-reveals-bizarre-reason-shes-quitting-mucky-mansion/
Daily Mirror has this now:- https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-308-once-in-the-clink-life-will-be-frugal-no-nails-no-wigs-no-more-bugle.41093%2Fpage-47&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2F3am%2Fcelebrity-news%2Fbankrupt-katie-price-explains-shes-30736145&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=f15a4615d281c959e5bedc2aaf651a1b&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
Comments -"It looks like a building site, so that’s where it got the name Mucky Mansion? Really ?????" "Is it because of all the animal droppings in the house and the way she lived that is how the house got it's name." Well done this person to point that out but yet again Skanky tries to change the narrative. Incidentally any money foolishly ploughed into that hovel was not skank's dosh to begin with - it was those imbeciles at C4 forking-out for Barbies sellotaped to the walls or vases with pompoms glued on......................
Of course she’s been blaming some mysterious third party who was going to turn it into a wedding venue for all the mess (although originally she blamed all the builder's debris on another Ex, Charles Drury)????? What a bloody cheek she has when it’s clear all the rubbish strewn around everywhere is HERS! ) And as for the ‘burglars’ turning on the shower and causing the ceiling to cave in most of us Tattlers think she did that after watching too many reruns of Home Alone (or on the
when Good Ideas always come to her). She also blames the kids for making a mess. Well here’s an idea that has'nt occurred to the cretin yet - if you didn’t let them run wild and do what they want then maybe the house wouldn’t be a mess? M and K had 4 children in their home and their house always looks immaculate! And skank has a flaming cheek making out SHE paid for those diabolical "renovations" when it was C4 that stupidly wasted their money!
* So now she's blaming houses for all her troubles as well - I thought it was nasty men who have created all her troubles? (especially Pete Yew Cunt). '
'I just think this house gives me bad luck. It’s such a good family home but it is too big for me. It’s more of an excuse for the kids to make a mess." Thats three excuses for leaving the Shitty Shack in two paltry sentences
And blaming the kids for making a mess - Skank will throw anyone under the bus rather than be honest and just admit she is a messy fucking bitch!
19.8.23 - heres the Mail's take on it - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12423729/Katie-Price-reveals-real-reason-shes-leaving-Mucky-Mansion-makeover-amid-claims-shell-return-court-save-home.html
21.8.23 - Look at this! Can skank rent the place out when its not even hers any more, but it does explain why theres no more Lucky Manshun shows to be had??
Theres no mention on the video of anything about the constant trespassing by Postbocks Bandits, rampaging Saaarrfff Akrikanss & Mexicans, the intrusive paps, the Garden Centre Stalker, the ones who park in the lay-by to rifle through her dustbins (not Harvey this time), the omnipresent kidnappers, the usual burglars & vandals, the dog killing assassin or the pizza delivery driver who killed her dog, no mention of 'Orsham's Own Banksy when he turns up to graffiti the front entrance gates, those nuisance "fans" that drive up to the house demanding autographs, the ghosts and the Talking Candle etc etc.
https://youtu.be/a3M0d6Jl-P0
and the Daily Mail now - comments open for incoming ICBMs
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12429195/Katie-Price-confirms-Channel-4-series-Mucky-Mansion-axed-prepares-rent-home-6K-week-amid-3-2M-bankruptcy.html
22.8.23 - interesting fact here. why does it say 8 bedrooms on the estate agent's blurb? We have been told often enough that the house has 11 bedrooms (according to the Mucky Manshun lot), 9 bedrooms according to The Sun May, 3rd 2021 and 14 bedrooms according to ok mag 26th Jan 2022. Where are the missing bedrooms going or are they all soaking from the leaking roof and therefore unuseable?
24.8.23 - Denying the Shitty Shack is up for rental, despite it being on the agent's website!
“It’s all a load of bollox”. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2402/2402897-e3e22b3a8aa9b158ecb4be5d85ffc345.mp4
27.8.23 - https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/national/uk-today/23739177.katie-price-confirms-axing-mucky-mansion-channel-4/
The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
18.8.23 - an article from The Times about the thing
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-308-once-in-the-clink-life-will-be-frugal-no-nails-no-wigs-no-more-bugle.41093%2Fpage-39&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Farticle%2Fkatie-price-the-implosion-of-a-reality-tv-star-k6p0kvmxr&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=48e228fbfabd3990cce7720fbea80d86&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
They have confirmed here that skank's insistence on there being a Noo Seeeries of Mucky Manshun is bullshit - its been cancelled!
18.8.23 - Heres the legendary Birmingham Mail sticking it to the skank in letting their readership know SB has dared to diss her skankiness & deny they're getting married! Woo Hoo! And the comments are epic too
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-issues-personal-announcement-27546947
"And Charlie replied:
"Who the f*** cares. You'd marry a tin of spam if it got you in the news for a few hours. Then you'd start publicly slating all the other men you've been with, saying the tin of spam is the best lover you've ever had.
"Then you'd sell your story about how you and the tin of spam are desperately trying for a baby. Then finally you'll release another ghost-written autobiography where you "spill all" about how the tin of spam mentally and emotionally abused you and spent all your money."
Debbie said:
"Her podcast is mainly self justifying crappy behaviour. Yep papers write crap, there’s no doubting that and she’s happy to so called tell you her version of the truth, the new buzz word, my truth!!!! But she only ever scooted around the real questions."
21.8.23 - Here comes the Birmingham Mail again; The comments they have shown are excellent
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-under-fire-over-27558970
Katie wrote in the caption on the Instagram video: "Me and buns making heart shaped cakes tonight - they were so good that we forgot to take an after video... yummy in our tummies x" Harley replied: "
Are they to take to their dad?" Another said: "I love this tik tok the other day. Although i felt it was a little late for Bunny to be baking, she is really good for her age."
"Beautiful little girl but do you ever put a brush through her hair?" asked another.
and heres The Sun joining in with a bit of "Crooly Mum-Shamed" thrown in for good measure-
21.8.23 - here come The Sun charging in brandishing the cancellation of MM3 and how skank is attempting to rent the hovel out now https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-309-when-in-doubt-wheel-a-trauma-out.41162%2Fpage-28&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftv%2F23571890%2Fkatie-price-mucky-mansion-tv-show-axed%2F&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=2a2881d1d4fca9c76a9dc09565e42030&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
22.8.23 - Dear ol' DM's 12 year old journos have put the rental down as £6,000 A WEEK! I wouldn't put it past skanky though
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12429195/Katie-Price-confirms-Channel-4-series-Mucky-Mansion-axed-prepares-rent-home-6K-week-amid-3-2M-bankruptcy.html
23.8.23 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-urged-stop-blaming-30768475
Katie replied: "Imagine if things turned and they're like 'Oh my God, Katie Price she's done this law, she's done all these books you know, she's a mother of five, she's never taken anything off anyone.' What?' Erm... I think there are a few creditors out there who would disagree with this statement...!!
Plus - her delusion is off the charts! She sees having kids as an achievement when just about any old creature can spawn and she did, like Rose West did, so did that Matthews woman who had her own child drugged and kidnapped. What does she want, a medal for the emotional abuse and isolation from one parent? Oh and she's 'done a law'......got that passed then because Harvey's Law does not exist in her format (Iss awl abahht MEEEEEEE) because its already an animal protection Law - none of her twolling nonsense has passed either!
24.8.23 - lifted directly from it's Crapcast today. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/23631814/katie-price-reveals-feud-mums-bunny-classmates-party/
Do they listen to the podcrap or just read DC's recap? Hopefully they'll update it
Also the podcrap was recorded a while ago therefore Jett's birthday has been & gone to which he didn't even get the 90 minute grifted gig that Bunty got
It seems she doesn't like other mums "judging her" either so she isolates her kids. The fact the other mums '"judge" her is because she's a totally unpleasant person who wouldn't recognise what the truth was if it jumped up and bit her on her surgically deformed arse.... "
She continued: “I don’t want school mums I don’t know, especially with their school, with what’s going on, I don’t want them in my house and them judging me when they have judged me all along and got it wrong." Have they really? The Judge who gave your victims at the school your Restraining Order seemed to think they were right, did he not?)
“And it’s just having people in your house. The thing with the tepees is the kids can stay overnight, but luckily they didn’t want to stay overnight, they had things to do and I thought yes.” Garbled nonsense really
24.8.23 - Birmingham Mail on target! https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-hot-water-over-27586626 The comments though LOL
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Jane replied: "So you spurned bunny's friends because you don't like their mums judging you..what a horrendous mother to do that to a child.. you put your feelings over your child's .. selfish springs to mind. Yet you are proud of the fact."
"Vaping ! Great role model to her many kids !!!" Deb said. George said: "Poor bunny not allowed her friends because you don't like the mum's. What a spiteful thing to your child..mum don't like your friends so they can't come but you must play with people I choose who mum's adore me. Poor kids having a self absorbed mother .very sad.."
* Dill said: "You're not known for being a party girl. You're know for being an attention seeker who will do anything to be famous, even if it means exploiting your own children!"
26.8.23 - The Sun leapt onto the DM's exclusive!
I was Katie Price’s surrogate but I’ll never speak to ‘disgusting’ star again - she wants to get pregnant to avoid jail | The Irish Sun (thesun.ie)
and a spot of "Crooly Mum-Shamed" as well www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23642751/katie-price-mum-shamed-kids-vaping/
29.8.23 - Here comes the Sun with another torpedo for her - this time about her clouting Tank the puppy on yesterday's Twat Tok. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23688024/katie-price-cruel-hits-new-puppy-live-tiktok?utm_source=sharebar_app&utm_medium=sharebar_app&utm_campaign=sharebar_app_article
and now this one! The Sun are going for it today
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23691022/moment-katie-price-lashes-out-fan/
29.8.23 - The Sun have picked up on skanky trying to disguise her Community Service Order (for her crimes) as "Volunteering"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23693727/katie-price-uniform-normal-job/ They’ve added
"Katie was completing her 170 hours of CS for sending ‘vile and nasty’ messages to MP…." Tick tock Skank, The Sun taste blood