Katie Price 31 Wiki

* Seksi Foters
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
* Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!
* Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl
* # Ouch!!
* Plasterclasses!
* Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!!
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Live
* The Christmas Grift Has Begun, Woo Hoo! -
* More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
* Podcast Garbage
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
* Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
* Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! & Spotted "In the wild" -
* Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
With the ever present vape rammed in it's foetid gob

Seksi Foters -
18.11.23 -
The general wonkyness is catching. Now its got a wonky eye to go with her wonky face, wonky nose and wonky mouth, that is in addition to her wonky norks and the wonky arse. And here it is with another freak, JA. Not sure which looks more bizarre really
20.11.23 - Oh yeah............................ https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2581/2581306-f9e4df1543af7dd08886d70a50a4601e.mp4
Change the L in class to an R and you are somewhat nearer the mark
She has made it onto the List of IG Fakery though
22.11.23 -
Whaddya mean? Dass a pwoppa moddle wiv 25 yeers o' expeerwients innit!!!
23.11.23 - and clearly it does have Rabies then
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Red eye at night?
She’s been in a fight.
Red eye in the morning?
SB’s fist warning!

Roses are Red
Kippers little eye is too
And her badly deformed lips
Look like my latest poo

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
19.11.23 - here we go again with more absolute BS from AFP defending the indefensible. This old Lung Thief needs a reality slap. Her odious daughter is a rank mess of a drug addict, she looks like her face hit a bus twice and is totally ruinous to the lives of the young grandchildren and yet here we are with this pious old dragon defending it to the hilt with even more lies and old bollocks! In fact we cannot even be sure if this is a New Interview with the old hag because its the same old BS as every single other one or whether this is just recycled cojones anyway
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/shes-not-bad-mum-katie-070000165.html
Unbelievable.... Allowing a 9 year old open to be groomed by perverts on You Tube and takes her son out of school obviously makes her a really good mother..!
"Amy says her daughter's ADHD makes her "impulsive" and she doesn't always know when to keep her mouth shut in certain situations, but that doesn't make her a bad mother."
....and has Iron Lung seen the "I Love Coke" video...?!! The rest of the universe has
"People say she's a drug addict - she's not. I felt that stuff was really hurtful. We know what Kate is like, but I felt the way she had been portrayed was unfair."
* AFP makes so many allowances for the skank too, ie she seems to have forgotten how with "Weeks left to live" her devoted daughter fucked off the Thailand on 'oliday again when she knew the old bat was going for life-saving surgery. This would have been for a much longer extended stay only she was effectively guilt-tripped into coming back when the old gorgon had a set-back in recovery after her operation, then it effectively used this early return to kidnap the children totally by screeching heinous allegations against their Father. Its a decent example that actually the skank doesn’t really care about ANYTHING except HERSELF and MEEEEEEEEEE. Its Only about Me first, Me last and MEEEEEE in the middle so not you simpering old hypocrite AFP
* Oh and she's taken to issuing Health Updates now as if she's somebody Really Important!
www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-mum-issues-health-31344823 Strange though but according to this nonsense she had a single liver transplant!!! This was probably written by the teenage journo that had a single brain transplant or the other being the longest surviving Brain Donor.

Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!-
23.11.23 - a little quote from last night's fiasco on Live.
"Yes I’m bankrupt, yes the creditors are after me, but yes I STILL live in my 9 bedroom house. 3 floors 9 bedrooms 14 acres, stables…’ and there you have it
* Then heres comes the Sun to do a bit of shit-stirring (which they love to do since Slapgate). Here they are pointing out how "Bankrupt" skanky is still flagrantly spending without giving a shit as to the consequences, certainly spending it faster than she makes it flogging crap on Twat Tok or being replastered twice a week for her cretinous "fans"
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/11728072/bankrupt-katie-price-shopping-spree/
23.11.23 - a little note that Bunty also uses Mummy's Bank Cards in order to buy crap over the internet. Mummy has lots of cards though so its not a problem now is it?? This was a month or so ago when it had it's beak rebuilt in Belgium - look at that wodge of cards in it's hand!

Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
19.11.23 - So after the enforced bonhomie the other day cosying-up on the sofa with SB, the old hag AFP is back again dissing The One. Yes its AFP spouting shit for attention, it will all be fabricated and agreed each other what can be said, hence the family gathering at the beginning of the week because it's all part of the Price 'media machine'. Just like when SB was papped with a woman in Vegas it's all shit, created and controlled by all of them. If its not then it just makes ol' SB's role even more sad in this absolute FARCE - he looks even more of a TWAT every day
23.11.23 - It looks like somebody within Clan Grifter is getting narky with SB for look what appeared under his latest over-filtered mug-shot! AFP back to normal service then after her 'illness'

24.11.23 - oh dear! The romance of the century must be OFF again because it has removed SB from it's Instagram. Wonder what he hasn't complied with this time??

# Ouch!! -
19.11.23 - Following on from the "media frenzy" yesterday over the thing's wonky red-eye twarmer, just forget the crappy article and instead revel in the comments. EPIC!!


Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Live -
16.11.23 - Its doing a Live from SB's moter! Woo hoo! Whatever happened to the Live she was going to do from H's room at the residential? Did they put a stop to it by any chance?
* Been to see H - she’s exhausted, too much driving; (Bear in mind the marathon driving expedition this coming weekend)
* SadBoy back on driving duty now
* KP Equestrian stuff back next week
*AFP is not very well.Has she picked up something from B being at school, surely she can’t be around kids with her condition in autumn/winter months?
*More boring old crap, just listing what she eats and what she wants to eat tonight but apparently she doesn't like getting takeaway all the time - she loves to cook!!
*SB cut the feed, he had a call, probably a pickup
18.11.23 - Its back on TT Live again!
*Her eye is fucked up through stress apparently, she’s got antibiotic eye drops; Been to doctors and she’s burst a blood vessel in her eye!
* Going to the Premiere of that Netflix rubbish regardless. (Invitations to anything these days are scarce of course - she'd attend the opening of an envelope)
* Neither of them wearing seatbelts in the taxi
*Reckons she’s going to be on TT all day tomorrow, but she has to go to Northern Ireland! Has she forgotten that already?19.11.23 - Back again although surely it should be en route to Scotland for her Plasterclasses?
* Bunty told her she’s got 24 subscribers now - Skank said "Don’t say that on here!!." Obviously it's realised people are not happy about a little girl exhibiting and advertising herself on Twat Tok/Yoo Chewb etc.
* It then sent Bunty to make her something
* Says P is meeting her at the airport later today for Plasterclasses!
* Just told someone to "Go fuck yourself!" because they said her house was mucky (she says it’s immaculate) Ever the charmer eh?
*Blathering-on about her phone - she's lost everyone's numbers apparently. So has she dropped her phone in the North Sea or is she trying to remain off grid to avoid justice?
*Told Bunty she couldn’t come on the live as people are watching "Just to get her in trouble and that they’re stalkers........."
Bunny said she should call the police although I think the police have your measure now skanky!
* Its attempting to sing again...............................dear God.............
* so guess which questions it won't be answering?
* Its also moaning about "Gettin proper ill naaaah" Maybe its her that gave AFP The Lurgy?
En route to the plasterclass now over FB -
* They must have flown into Edinburgh
* SHE’s got a masterclass to do. FFS she sits there and gets replastered - she doesn't DO anything!!
* She’s supposed to be there at 6 - gonna be LATE as usual then -They missed the first flight, but is going to be on time
* Now going on about her eye again in case anyone forgets
* She's actually got a seatbelt on for once
*Getting her hair done there too Woo Hoo!!!!.
* She’s excited about I’m a Celeb - still banging on about how she'd LUV to do it again (Yeah, AS AF!!)
* And still going on about her eye.
* Met Pete in the jungle she would go back in there. (and Pete - she'd go back there too given the chance ) Yawn.......................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Can’t stop touching her eye
* Said "J and B came from a cheat" - so what does that classify HER as then???
* Admitted she’s got 3 horses
* AFP is feeling under the weather. (shame)
*Begging for followers for her Harvey TT, the one where she posts those appalling videos of him
* TT live tomorrow she reckons, wonder what she will be flogging? Did she pack all the JYY stuff?
* She’s just about to vape.
* Trying to encourage P and J to go in the jungle
* She’s "Going through stuff at the moment with Jett" - he has problems. (And who made said problems eh?
YOU are Jett's problem skank! YOU - get that through your head you evil POS! )
* YouTube launching again 1st Dec.
* She can’t say Arbroath.
* Can’t do her own forms with her ADHD, her mum has to help. No surprise there then that Fikkas Shite skank can't manage it.
* It costs Harvey a lot of money to go to college - (strange that, especially when he's in a fully-funded place paid for by The Taxpayer, ie NOT HER)
* It was "Obvious she had ADHD", her actions in the past are due to it - so obvious that the medical profession did not know until she told them it was so But really?!. What type of ADHD makes you insanely jealous of all your Ex partners and stalk their new partners to the point you get convicted, or take drugs and drive? What part of ADHD makes you keep your kids way from their dad for a year? You're a sociopath KP - its not ADHD !
*She will get to Arbroath in one hour. She's late as usual - it’s supposed to start at 6, but said she would be on time earlier. Let's hope the audience use the time sensibly and get DRUNK - they'll need it!
*It took great delight in reading the the comment out to say ‘Katie you’re amazing pete’s wife ain’t got nothing on you”
In front of princess too. No doubt that was Edna's handiwork
* Someone commented "You are a great man Katie!" to which skanky said "I think you mean a great mum, I'm definitely not a man, don't have a ballsack an sausage." Bet P was cringing in the back of the car with her boyfriend
20.11.23 - Back on Live again from Bonnie Scotland! (Lucky them) -
*She’s got the same clothes on as last night - it looks like it has slept in them The hair is a fright as well along with it constantly SNIFFING - says it has a cold
* Its got a zoom call at 10am - lets hope its something Court related
* Begging for nails/pedicure for her Jeyda and P - just don't expect to be paid though
* Oh and she "Loves Travellers" too. (Could that be because Rita will snap her arms off unless she trots that one out??)
* and just sooooooo professional, her laying down on the job.
* She definitely doesn't have a cleft lip but does love staring at herself in admiration through a weapons-grade filter.
*Definitely got a cold coming, everyone around her has one (well they do now skank)
*The discusting cweature just wiped her nose with her hands, then rubbed them all over her face and hair, then shoved a hand down her trousers at the back and right down her leg honestly what a shit show Crass, common and wholly disgusting
21.11.23 - and its back and the Shitty Shack ready to flog some more garbage to the cretins -
* She’s saying the Red eye was caused by stress again and it’s not "work" Something is hitting her hard, of course stress didn’t cause the Red eye but does seem she’s stressed about other stuff…..Oi Oi some trouble is happening for the Skank
* Considering it had its barnet done last night the thing looks like its been dragged through a hedge by a rabid dog chasing about! What a mess!
* Skank having a pop at someone who asked "Why does she have a cleft lip??" It replied "I don’t have a cleft lip, what are you talking about?" so it does appear she doesn’t realise or she simply refuses to admit that she has a cleft lip look now thanks to all her lip procedures She’s so in denial about everything
* She's going to give Jett lots of mummy cuddles today
* Getting her eyelashes Infilled later
* Would love to do Bake Off - bet she would! No chance there luv
* She only had those Teef done as fell off a skateboard age 7 or would never have got them done. Absolute piffle!
* She's just said "Hi to Mike Hunt" - how can anyone fall for that? Fickas innit!!!
* She needs to take Harvey back to a nightclub because he loved it - yes we remember how much he loved it skanky, sitting in a corner with his colouring books and a train set then made to do photos with drunk girls falling out of their clothing
* "There’s Reasons why Jett hasn’t been to school but he loves being at home with his mum " Even when she's away yet again? Of course he does
* Says shes "Definitely not skint......................"
* SB is there & that Jess just turned up to to Twat Tok shop for her
* The house looks like a kharzi again - Rita is going to blow her stack when she sees it!
* she’s just asked Jess off camera if she got in touch with someone (didn’t catch name) about an overpaying them. Jess said yes and she said you haven’t paid too much -she said "Well why does my account say 5 hundred? Please tell me somebody has knocked HER for money!!
* Still trying desperately to push the narrative that J&P live with her. "Junior is out, Princess at college, Bunny at school, Jett on the sofa." It won't wash luv because J&P live with their FATHER and the other two will be off soon as well
* Loads of flies about as she lives in the country. Err well the flies are mostly gone now skank so why is your hovel still buzzing eh?
* The critical eye-complaint gets another airing
* And it's vaping like Thomas the Tank Engine again. Peep Peep said Thomas! Woo hoo!!
* She's just said "How exciting is this!" flogging sweets and Advent calendars.... erm, Skanky, its like watching paint dry....
*Doesn't let anyone mess with her babies.
* Going to Twat tok HQ tomorrow. Funny though, its just been heard saying off-camera “I can’t be arsed, I’d rather be selling my own stuff…” I’m sure TT would enjoy hearing that…
*Trying to justify the swarms of flies again...
*Someone asked about Jett. She said "Why you keep asking about Jett?? Are you one of K or M friends and spying on me?" Its strange how it gets all arsey when people ask where Jett is but has no issue with the same people asking for Harvey, "Bring Harvey out!" etc. Massive hypocrite alert
* This live is a disaster - its been using tissue for removing make up and now a manky kitchen cloth I've seen it all now- this is her 'beauty' regime!! That explains EVERYTHING!!!
* Comments https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0749-png.2584404/
* Reckons she is going to do the school run, caked in make up like coco the clown. Obviously someone else will be driving though seeing as she has NO LICENCE
* Flogging this make-up now whilst prodding the dodgy eye. Thought you couldn't sell or review makeup whilst using filters, false advertising is it not ?
* One of the braindeads has just asked for a Brow Tutorial from it - No worries, here ya go! "Take paint roller. Dunk into tray of Ronseal's Burmese Teak then apply in a line across forehead................................" Simples!
* Comments popping-up on Insta concerning the "selling spree"
Someone noting how the mighty have fallen from her Jet-Set lifestyle & being recognised by Kim Kardashian - to flogging dishwasher tablets to her braindead "fans" When you see it like this the demise really is summat else! 14 years ago on a plane with PA & spotted by KK to now being witnessed selling shit from her manky house with a fella who wanks in sinks for a couple quid. My god.
22.11.23 - Just popped-up on Insta now from Twat Tok HQ - Bet theyre not the PLT Bewty advent calendars she threw a strop over when P got one and she didn't!
* Its playing the piano and woohooing while the TT staff are shouting "Kate do some work"! They've got NO HOPE!
* It looks knackered - this past jaunt to Scotland has worn the thing out it seems. Grifting is hard work
* Its already called Sakara, "Shakira".
* Early start apparently. Got the train at 8am, then a taxi.
* Her dodgy mince-pie has already been mentioned - in case people have forgotten
* Sat crossed legged and woo hooing.
* Its brought a suitcase with it to load up with the freebies after this shitshow
* Oh and it likes / LOVES everything!! woo hoo!!
* She keeps talking over Sakara - sprawled out now , legs akimbo
* Trying out all the make-up products - says she likes a balm to take off her make up I thought she liked a dirty kitchen towel as evidenced previously??
* Wiping her nose on her sleeve then annouces that "I'm a rich slag!" Slag yes - dunno about "rich" though skanky although it says its just paid £63 for a charger from John Lewis!!! Rich indeed - take note BH lot!!
* And heres the Christmas Grift being posted -
She's got 5 kids to buy for, they all want phones and laptops and they love Minecraft. She's getting Jett & Bunny & Harvey the Minecraft computers £125, I expect she will grift them free
* She bought a new Mac computer from John Lewis a week ago (hence the £63 charger)
* Now calling people smart arses and says good job she is on form today.
* She’s trying to flog cheap laptops, saying how great they are and how you can just open them up and they’re, "Like a proper laptop!!". She doesn’t know anything about computers though! Who is stupid enough buy anything from a shit show fronted by this asshole?
* It is constantly touching/grabbing her crotch. Is she is scared "something" will fall out?? An old Nokia maybe?.
* It hasn't even mastered looking at the correct camera yet (despite the light on top)
*She really does reckon herself eh?? Now it is slagging off over-45-yea- olds in general (except her illustrious self), says she is "Groomed" as she has her hair and nails done . Yet she's sat there with her extensions showing looking like a sack o' shite!!!. She's just so fucking rude & it's not going down well either! (nb. see below)
* It appears that it plans to keep everything she's flogging. Such a beg
* It's a uni jack not "Union Jack".
* She's "A Muuvaa of 5 ya knaaaaw!" so don't judge her OK? But it's ok for her to judge & slag off other women over 45 eh?
* Her mic is still on whilst its talking about going for a wee. (Hope it won't be on while she does that. WHOOSH!)
* She's a shambolic mess. That poor blonde girl babysitting her is constantly nervous laughing and cringing.
* If she has another baby she "Might call it Jordan....... the names done her proud over the years"
* Announced to anyone watching that she's going for a wee and vape. She needs a wee, grabbing at her trousers
* Its getting all the promotions wrong.
This is a disaster

Just look at it!!
* Someone asked to see some of the jeans and the blonde woman held them up and Skank interrupted and said 'Those don't fit me!' - the blonde woman just held them up and Skank was walking in front.
*Haaaaaa, she keeps interrupting the other woman who is describing things and knows what type the sleeves are etc.
Skank "ME ME ME , I'm going to Try This ONE!"
* Doesn’t believe décolletage is a real word - Keeps shouting decklocharge , decklocharge
* Stuffing quiche in its gob & spitting bits everywhere whilst flogging junk. Quiche, fart, arse scratch......more Quiche. Now who wants to buy some lip gloss?
* People on the feed keep saying she looks awful and it’s all bizarre. the #bekind brigade are telling them to go away along with that old classic “If you’ve got nothing good to say…“ line; It’s a veritable cesspit of fighting going on there - surely TT can’t want this mess?? (Its bloody funny though)
* Standing in the background with it's trackies half pulled down showing its arse to the camera - on the plus side it has remembered to wear knickers today
* Do the sweets have gelatin in? It replies "I dunno - you'll have to check as I don't want anyone to get hurt"
* Now selling ultra cheap laptops altho she has no idea about tech- her main selling point is "It has stickers & kids love that!" This is madness!
* Now phones. There’s no specifications, just "It’s cheap and has a nice screen........ does it all" she says, "Has cameras and all that" Selling the phone…."This little button looks like a sim, oh yes I’ve checked it, it’s a sim, amazing……." TT people are you watching this…..she has NO idea about anything especially tech
* She is still banging on about the sim, doesn’t think it’s a memory card
”You’ve had a good tech session there and I don’t even know how to use a computer’….she is saying these things
* Now spraying fake tan everywhere and on her face
* Doing TT shop on Friday 8-11am. This could be epic judging by how fast it's going DOWNHILL
* And this has to be the Quote of the Century from it - She's "Not on here to lie or con anyone."
* It says its having her lips done later and bum checked to see if its still wonky or not. She might have some filler in her face too. (Only had lips done on the 8th)
* She's so rude to the other presenter, constantly talking over her for Me ME ME.
* It seems to be counting down the minutes - she's dying for this TT live to end now so she can escape with her casefull of Grifts
* Begging for everything, not a please in sight. Stuffing the sweets in and talking with her mouth full yet again.
* Getting a bit maudling here wishing she had a husband who will spend on her, in fact she wishes she had ANYONE to spend out on her but no one does. (So SB is not providing for her in any department then eh? Oh dear that has to be a dig at sink boy but surely didn't skank say the Reality Star TV and Film extra stuntman,, the luxury bespoke car sales millionaire, that globetrotting marvel wot is sink boy spoilt her and bought and paid for everything because he's not a Clingon and isn't with her for fame?
* So then, having doused itself in every chemical known to mankind that has crossed her path on this entertaining Twat Tok today, apparently she "Now smells gorgeous". I'm sure the passengers on the train home will love that - forget the gob sounding off constantly on the trip back to 'Orsham but she smells "Gawjus!"
nb. Precis of yesterday's rant about "Wimmin over 45" that got her riled up and boasting
"I'm doing TT shop now, why not? You get all youngsters doing it, I might be 45, if it's good enough for the, it's good enough for ME, and I can't help that I love stuff that the youngsters love, I mean I don't exactly look like a normal 45 year old let's be honest (Plays with hair). A lot of 45 year olds that I see, not saying you guys, they just look a little bit older-ish, don't really take care-ish of themself-ish and wear Molly clothes (grits her teeth) that's not me. If you're a mum and go to the school, just look around at some of the mums who are probably younger than you or my age and you think what the hell do some of them look like?" Says skank wering that Monk's Habit thing LOL
Sakara says, "You know my mum's 5 years older than you".
It replies snarkily "Is she quite Molly? Is she Molly? Do you know what I mean? I'm not saying I'm perfect, I mean, I'm quite groomed, I'm not high maintenance, yes, just groomed, nails, hair and I love all make up, love some of the fashion, I love all these products (gesturing to the table) bright, bold packaging stuff around the house, that's why Princess and Bunny and that when they have their friends over, they love going into my room saying look what my mum's got and they nick it.
So anyway, lets go back to this bundle... Sakara looks totally embarrassed for her. (We just laugh manically) NOTE: see under The Media Sticking It to Her for details on this "Molly" thing. If I were Sakara I'd cave her plastic face in for that alone yet the thing is a walking contradiction of itself, as when she’s live on TT always saying how she has no make up on, flinging her hair about, scratching her bits, slobbing about in comfy tracksuits, saying she "Doesn’t care what she looks like as she’s 45", farting, vaping, stuffing her face and eating with her mouth open, removing food from her teeth, shouting, swearing at people & sniffing constantly. Yep a perfectly groomed, classic beauty is the skank.............................
and even more crap from back at the Shitty Shack -
* Trying to justify the leaky arse. And the lips are getting done yet again
* Got eye-drops for it's dodgy mince pie - still insisting that "Stress" caused this. Wow who knew that stress could grow bacteria in your eye..............
*Bunty is on, posing and pouting with her, FFS she’s a child, when will this be stopped???
* Did you all just see her wink at the girl when telling B to go to bed?
* Back to the arse examination on Live - It said "Of course she’s medically trained!" (about Ellie) "Medically"???? Is she a registered Nurse or a Doctor then who does these jabs as a sideline?
* Boasting about being BANKRUPT now when only yesterday it was boasting about being a "Rich Slag" and previous to that insisting she was "Minted". Now its launched into one about bankruptcy, having a go about creditors, the Shitty Shack etc.. Ellie having to shut her up
* It will not shut up and let Ellie speak. Ellie almost telling her to shut up! Has it been "twiggered" by Pete Yew Cunt because J and P were also live tonight (from Their Home at Dad's place) for a short while just answering questions. It won't have liked that at all
* Still shreiking over that Ellie - now its going-on about howshe had a breakdown six years ago and has come out of it now. (Really? Present behaviour tends to negate that theory). Now its going to watch IACGMOH "Even though ‘I’ve been on it twice’
What is this TT shop nonsense about, anyway? Who runs it, Darth Jeyda? Where are the T&C’s, the shipping and refund details, the guarantees? I think you would have to be mad to purchase anything from this enterprise.
Don’t suppose it matters really as Skank appears to be taking all the stock home with her. And her a Millionaire, too! Eye roll.
* You can really tell she hates the selling bit of this scam because actually she just wants to sit there and talk about herself. All she says is “It’s amazing, can I take it home?, "I’ve been using this product for years.................. Bunny uses this! I love it Woo Hoo!”
23.11.23 -Now some more rubbish to flog on its TT today - there's a new video flogging a hairdryer and it says "I can't do my own hair, I go to the hairdressers" I'm sure all those other (Molly) mum's at the school gates are more than capable of washing their own hair I'm sure most of them also have their own teeth, their own boobs, hold a valid driver's licence, are not bankrupt, didn't have to steal their kids, don't have 3m debts, are capable of having a conversation without it being all about them, help their kids with their homework and do kid friendly stuff, haven't been in court numerous times for driving offences, revenge porn, breaking restraining orders, constantly slagging off people, on the beg non-stop & grifting, killing animals, known as a sl%g, repeatedly cheats on her partners, is capable of loving others more than themselves, not faking drama and making up stories constantly. No wonder she doesn't do the school run.
9.45pm and its back for some more BS - Its at JYY corporate HQ with her bag ready to stuff with freebies to take home with her
*Going on about Pete, Junior and Princess doing a live too, mentioned it twice,
*She’s looking "well groomed" as usual..................
* Someone kept saying "Junior and Princess live with Pete" and el stupido thought they were saying they're doing a LIVE with Pete.
* Brought up her age again, “I’m 45 yeah, and going for it”….can you go for it a bit more and f*ck off for good you useless pile of and feckless uncaring mother? She's fishing for compliments by continually telling everyone "Ize 45 ya knawwww!".
*Do I have prime? She was asked "Prime on my face or prime Tv? "
*Now getting annoyed with people asking about the children. Wonder who has them tonight then eh?
*Launching into "Slag-off Pete" mode, and off it goes..................... plus "Yes Pete was awful to MEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*Just called someone a "Prick". Such eloquence from the Well-Groomed One!
*constantly going on about her lushuss lips
* GRIFT ALERT!!! Wants new carpets, beds, sofas! Anyone want to do up her lounge again, she’s on the beg for it…
* Said she will be getting lawyers letters next..... Pete only communicates with it via his lawyers .
*Mentioned Pete again, something about "You don't hear much about him any more..............." Kinda wistful eh skank? Or is it more like Pete is in Redditch turning on Christmas lights this week & Junior has a similar gig elsewhere - could it possibly be that skank is she's jealous because NOBODY has asked her.
*Its now screeching out one of her classic Whitney Houston songs - crucifying it really
* She was asked if she was single…. Long pause then started talking about Princess This kinda confirms her removing The One #3497 from her Insta today "Am I single?..." She huffs & puffs, fluffs her hair, sinks down "Well..." long pause... changes subject "Er yeah princess is great..." yeah i think she might be single AGAIN!
Some more crap but not in any parrticular order -
* Someone asked about Tank the GDS pup; It replied "All my Dogs are at home. People keep asking where different ones are, they’re all at home not at the studio!" Funny how people don't believe her though
*Someone mentioned Francine Lewis - it griped "Francine Lewis does a shit Katie Price. She has never been able to do an impression of me, she went on BGT, she’s shit, she was shit, she is shit" .Then she mutterred about Francine & one of her escapees.
* There was a comment saying ‘All your stock is stolen’.. Katie didn’t acknowledge it though.
*She was asked ‘Which is your favourite house?’
It said "I love my mucky mansion loads of land and stables for the horses" Keeps mentioning how many rooms her house has
* A girl said she saw junior live in Accrington today for the Xmas light switch on. KFP says ‘That’s good.. he’s such a nice boy’ Sarcasm ?? Like she didn’t care or understand why she was being told about J, even though he’s her son?
* Doing aLive with another no-mark, Chloe Ferry, on TT on Monday
*Live from north London at the warehouse tonight - Jett and bunny at home, dumped onto whom tonight we wonder??
* Everyone’s saying about junior switching lights on in Accrington and Pete was there. It gripes "Pete was probably jealous his son was doing it and he wasn’t!" A touch of the green-eyed monster there methinks,, skank’s so bitter!
* GRIFTING!! Someone said do you need carpets doing? The other girl (not Jeyda) read the comment out. KFP eyes lit up, she said “ I do yes.. I need my carpets doing. I want something wacky in my cinema room. I’ve already ripped it up in there. Dm me and I’ll show you all before and after. "In fact, carpet people, bed people, oh I need new sofas too . In fact anyone who wants to do my whole house and my bedroom I want it all doing, get in touch!"
*Again mentioning Pete and J in Accrington (so many people did keep commenting it though ahaha)
3 of her houses for her. Her last house (the one before MM), she told Dawn to just do everything even down to knives and forks
*Someone kept asking how was your holiday with paul..
KFP: I’ve not been on holiday with anyone called Paul. Paul who? Ive not even been away.
Turned out to be paul smith the scouse comedian who was in Turkey at same time as her & SB quite a while back when they (KFP & Paul) were both getting their teeth done at the same time.
*There is a special guest on tomorrow night with KFP. Jeyda said she wouldn’t say, but then KFP guessed it whispering to Jeyda and Jeyda said ‘yes, she’s on a plane right now coming just for this’ Kim Kardashian??
*At the end, she was asked are you single. "Am I single? Well….’ then rapidly changes subject before saying she has to go as she’s got to get in the car and drive home now then be up early tomorrow.
24.11.23 - and up it pops at 9.45am announcing that its been walking the dogs around her 14 acres!
* Selling advent calenders - 'We need to get rid of them'. They must be good then or is it more to the fact she wants £700 for them??? They are now reduced to £98 & she can’t shift these things can she?
* Just more flogging same old tat really then someone asked "Would you go back to Pete??" Usual lots of "Hows Harvey??" like she'd know anyway, her hair's a mess and she keeps ratting it, heavily filtered. no mention of eye yet
* Blaming Bunty for anything she cannot find now
* Look at the comments! ….”Who are you love?”…”So disorganised... you don't research anything before you try to flog it”…..oh TT why are you employing her? She’s completely useless at this!
* She looks and sounds a mess, now glugging down orange juice by the gallon
* She's "Not selling crap here"
* She doesn't have a clue how to work the tech products, indeed due to the fact she hadn’t read the manual she had no idea how the phone charger changes colour. It looked at it for a bit until someone in the comments tells her to press the button…oh she loves that I have never seen someone so unprofessional, it’s such a joke
* Most alarming of all is that all she wants to do is sing!
* Onto make-up now. Omg putting the blusher on her Noo Lips and smacking them togevva! Now kissing/wiping the phone charger box about 5 times to get the excess blusher off her lips,…"Its the only thing I'm kissing this morning" she says Chauffeur Boy gone then?
*Says her hair looks so good because she's been using the products, but the other day said she uses Elvive shampoo (or something like that)
* Those poor dogs barking like that....One of the dogs is called Lady (Black lab) Foghorn Rentagob now bellowing at the dogs
* It can't even use this new Air Wrap hairdryer - proof enough that its incapable of doing it's own ropey barnet!
* Just said she "Plays the mum and dad role..... wants things for her children so has to work & it's also 'good for your head" Those children HAVE A DAD - she's the one who has removed him for her own devices But she's right of course - she does "PLAY the role" and she's fucking shite at it too, like her actin' and singing
* Bunty has not gone to school again. “Did you email the school“ Jess….””Yes”….”So why are they messaging me then”….Good to see the school are chasing her up about B. This new flunkey Jess is really doing everything for her.
*She is so f*cked this morning even sounding incoherent at times (worse than usual) She can’t find things, doesn’t know anything about the products she’s selling, keeps asking Jess for advice, that demonstration of the air wrap was dreadful, said she was burning her hands using it in fact she’s clueless! This is a masterclass in incompetence!!!!j
* Its just asked Jess to sort out her email, as it’s not working but apparently she "Doesn’t have a personal assistant!" said indignantly, "Jess just helps me with with my admin" She’s doing everything for you Skank….that is an ASSISTANT
*In fact it got even more snippy when someone asked 'What happened to your other assistant?'. (Possibly Fenella Dogsbody?)
She said crossly 'I don't have any assistants, I have Jeyda'. Possibly they mean one from the multitude of other nannies or dogsbodies she used and abused?
* Getting arsey about people telling her she has a cleft lip again, says people 'Are so rude'. Really Kipper? But you accusing people of crimes and being 'trumps' is fine??
* Comments - someone has asked her to wear the Friar Tuck (dress) again
* Bragging about her horses again
* 'How many step dads has Harvey had?' "He's got none because they all 'fucked him off' (It mumbled something about they only wanted to know him when they were with him, forgetting the fact Peter wanted to keep contact but she denied it) "He's got me because I'm his dad". Poor H
* Proof enough that the thing is trollied - its just said that "Christmas is in a week"!
* Grift Alert! - Wants to get all pink Smeg stuff for her kitchen (kettle broke again)
*Selling her pink sofa - she had it made and it's 15 feet long. Wasn't this grifted? If it wasn't that means she could afford a bespoke sofa. Bet the dogs have cocked their legs all over it and soaked it with piss
'Give me a decent offer and you can have it straight away'
*'No-one can say I don't work hard guys'.......says she's been on since 7.30. I hate to break it to her but that's only 3 hours. Quite a few people work for more than 3 hours at a time!
* OMG says it's wrong to give her kids freebies 'It's not nice to do that' and she's going to buy her kids things.Not grifting all their presents then??

* She said - "Of course Bunny will be with me, I have the kids every single day, they live with me!!!"
*.


Plasterclasses!
19.11.23 - it eventually arrived late and proceeded to waste no time in getting tanked along with "singing" whilst flipping its legs around awl seksi like - and strangely NOT getting replastered yet, just "entertaining" the cretins! Currrent estimate is there were 8 imbeciles who PAID £50 a go for this fiasco
* 20.11.23 - here we are at the Plasterclass venue and already its trying to sing! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2581/2581145-88c539ceb6b2469a6a6b6a14d384f68e.mp4 Whats with the leg twerk? Does her squeezing out duff notes make her leg react like that? She 'oughta sing Jake the Peg cos she's already got the wooden leg routine sorted and shares Rolf's sexual morals. You gotta love the way the standing man is trying to keep a straight face, and trying to catch the eye of the sitting man. The sitting man isn't even looking at her or the kicky leg or the way she grabs her camel toe and crosses her knee when she thinks she's going to piss herself - he's probably wondering how the hell he's going to accompany that! Les Dawson on the piano would have been a better option for a backing set
* It even rang Harvey up to add to the interest for Her Fans! The lad was in bed when it rang up drunkenly shreiking at him! Yes she rang H shouting his name down the phone 3 or 4 times, he eventually said "WHAT!!!" then she told him she had lots of people that wanted to say hello. Harvey immediately went "NOOOOOOOO!" But undeterred she then went on to do the performing seal act with him, urging him to repeat after her, "What do you think of mummy?" & " Mummy's beautiful......... " blah blah blah
The local rag pops up now https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/angus-mearns/4817385/katie-price-arbroath-disabled-woman/ A "Truly amaaaaazin" experience for all EIGHT ticket holders and using all the bilge supplied by Super Agent Edna Incidentally they're heaping praise onto skank for this yet this is the self-same creature who rang her own disabled son waking him up then pestering him to tell everyone "How bewtiful Mummy is............." Wheres the difference between the two things eh skank?? Comments from "fans" are the usual garbage though, nauseous in fact'.... Isn't there a saying 'there are none so blind as those who will not see'...?!
One fan wrote: "I was never a fan of Katie Price but recently I think I've misjudged her and she really is a big-hearted person." A second fan agreed, commenting: "She may be many things, but Katie Price has done a lot for disabled kids. Her love for Harvey is something else."Fans commended her for raising awareness and giving time to her fans.
A third viewer also showered Katie in praise: "She's literally a gem. Honestly this is how celebrities should actually be. Down to earth and 100% humble."
And bloody hell! Skank's weapons-grade filter has done no favours for P has it? It also looks like skank is wearing a leftover Hallow'een mask where her head is disconnected from the body
21.11.23 - not much emerging from last night's fiasco in Edinburgh, just a couple of really awful foters such as this one
Here it is doing a seksi Pointy-Toe pose at a bloke who is obviously gay as a daffodil and P looking like she wished the ground would open up and swallow her whole.

Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!! -
So then, the hour approacheth, the time when it is supposed to be off to Liverpool to begin its star-studded venture into Panto History and when the excuses start to flow and it ducks-out of this premiere event in lucky ol' Scouseland........................ What on earth will the production team do without their STAR? Perhaps they could just wheel on a life size cardboard cut-out of her complete with recorded sayings of "Woo Hoo", "Do you love it? I love it", Im a model of 25 years", "The camera loves me"," Double up!", "2 for a pound", "Harvey loves a cuddle" "Triple up" and emitting farting sounds every 30 seconds? With that doubtless anyone would even notice shes not there
24.11.23 - Regarding this Big Dick Adult Panto farce, not only are they offering local "talent" the opportunity to feature in this fiasco (unpaid no doubt) BUT on the website selling tickets (with 6 performance over 4 days 25th to 28th Jan), so far over the 4 days 202 tickets have been sold!!! In fact for the last two they have sold 7 tickets for one and 6 for the other! FGS they have'nt even found anybody to play the title role yet and are begging local 'talent' to come audition for the part and undoubtedly UNPAID to be written off as "experience". At this rate it won't even go ahead regardless of the skank's presence or not

The Ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
17.11.23 - One cannot imagine who K is referring to................................

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva" -
20.11.23 - No you are absolutely right skank - you don't drink or do any of that other stuff do you?
In any case despite the evidence to the contrary and that it "Doesn't drink", why is it necking cocktails when only earlier it stated it was taking antibiotics? (Was it for the leaking arse, the manky eye or the other lurgies its happily spreading around Scotland? Who knows?)

Podcast Garbage -
16.11.23 - and heres this week's shovelfull of crap - a whole 12 minutes of it!
This weeks podcast was just 12 minutes long including a clip from it's VIP episode plus going through her office 🥱🥱🥱 All of which means it obviously couldn’t be arsed to record a normal episode (whatever that might be!).
*She’s trying to declutter the house.
*She calls the Argus (her local paper), Argos.
*Basically she's going through her retail crap trying to get Superdrug on side to flog her hair stuff, perfumes etc
This is it's business card & just a repeat of what she did on Living with Lucy, word for word.
*SFP keeps asking her questions which she just ignores
* "Pwintz Chiles", not Prince Charles
* Her workout video, she didn’t do workout for 6 weeks.
* She's just spent the day filming, ie on her phone all day
* Now begging to Asda to take her crap into their shops
* SFP trying to rein her in, but KP just starts vaping.
* Now going through all her books she’s done 54 books she’s bragging about doing (even if they were all ghostwritten by some idiot who ought to have known better) No one knows about this mean feat apparently
Then it just cuts off abruptly - Edna's had enough it seems
If you want to waste your hard earned cash then sign up for this load of drivel - As a VIP subscriber you'd need a spell in the Priory methinks!
23.11.23 - this weeks bullcrap edition -
*Starts off shouting about the VIP, they were allowed a one week break from recording.
* Asks SFP how her week was...tense, talking about their periods
* KP can hear the kids, she'll have to go and sort them out like she ever does, she can hear a door slamming, doesn't go and check on them, probably doesn't care.
*They are having their Christmas on 1st/2nd Jan.
*Mentions her new Mac computer. (purchased by this BANKRUPT)
*She's been filming YT for four hours today (at the time of recording) she put PFP in a Christmas jumper and was boasting about embarrassing him, even though he's lived with that for decades.
* TT shop - she still hasn't learned how to do it fully (you don't say??) so getting another lesson
* The boring story about her eye again. Apparently, stress IS one of the main things that has causes this, it's stress from behind the scenes not work (she keeps getting that in so idiots keep employing her)
* She came straight home after the premiere (train and taxi)
*The Guardian photoshoot should be out today/tomorrow. They recreated a photo from years ago when KP was pregnant with Harvey.
* There was a photographer at the Premiere who she used to know, who said to her," I'm surprised you're not flicking the bird at me!" (obviously her reputation precedes her) But gave her his number to do a shoot sometime, SFP wants her to do a High Fashion shoot. (In that brown dress hopefully)
* Her washing machine is now fully working. Woo Hoo!!
*There is a podcast show tour next May - allegedly; All that hard work chatting with her boring sister has paid off.
* Then she is blaming Bunny that her card wouldn't work at the train station, as she has connected her card to the site.. So she still hasn't stopped her spending.
* Then a bit about the live show, crowd was buzzing, they were shitting themselves, talked about the bum leaking how it was bullshit by a journo.
* Life advice with the Price...some woman in her 20's dating a guy at work in his 50's. She doesn't know if she would like to date someone that old as she likes younger skin, freshness, it would be like dating your dad, she would be too energetic for someone older. SFP pipes up that she is older than Carl, Katie didn't know that. (Edna will get a slap later for that)
* KFP is good at going through terrible things and bouncing back, she's a survivor and has a good support network (enablers) she's good at getting herself out of bad situations.
* Thinks Princess is coming over today (Most likely a lie) she told KP good job she didn't sign up for the course as there's loads of homework, but KP volunteered to go in so she could practice on her, she would love having her mum there. Mmmmmmm.
* She's had her bedroom painted , was going to do wallpaper, but decided not to waste money (LOL) so it's now a mocha colour.
* She's picked new tiles for the bathroom and going to have grey cupboards, she's houseproud. White carpets upstairs only lasted 6 months, so now all laminate. (More wasted money on all counts then)
* Amy going round every night for dinner - she can't believe what a good cook skank is nor how quickly she creates a culinary masterpiece either.(well it's not hard emptying a packet of something into the oven or her World Faymuss Rustic Spaggy Bog). * Skank can't be arsed to cook tonight though, she's fed up of takeaways too. (Wonder if that's been commented on how much junk food she gives the kids)
* Spoke briefly about seeing Harvey, going back up there next week to do his tree, The snowman jumper didn't fit him. Obviously she didn't grift the 7XL size he needs)
* SFP has received a copy of the script for her panto last week, but KP said she hasn't got her copy (apparently it was posted to her) I reckon those post boc thieves have nicked it. Why oies Edna have a copy anyway? Is she the Stand-In?)
Anyway, another exciting podcast over but not before flogging the VIP service again. B O R I N G

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
16.11.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24756684/katie-price-surgery-disaster-scar-lip-flip/
19.11.23 - all that time wasted grifting Extenshuns / Blowdries/ etc and it's barnet still looks like a rat's nest

23.11.23 - and another lot of fillers into those gawjus lips
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12783187/katie-price-new-lips-filler.html
Look at the Noo Lipps then! The only "real" bit about this oustandingly "Well-groomed" specimen is the wonky bloodshot eye
The dyed-to-hell barnet with extenshuns badly glued-in plus her dodgy hairline filled in by Sharpie pens. Then we have the paint-rollered eyebrows, dead caterpillars glued onto it's eyelids (a nice infection base there in itself), her wonky, butchered, coke-addled nose with the Noo Lipps aiming to disappear up her nostrils along with a couple of lines & dem Turkey Teef monstrosities! Plus finished with a liberal a coating of Ronseal's shed paint in Burmese Teak. Oh and then filtered to fuck . She's always so "Well- groomed" of course NICE

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
16.11.23 - https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/katie-price-responds-kieran-haylers-132535396.html
"Katie Price has responded after her ex-husband Kieran Hayler slammed her for letting their daughter Bunny re-join TikTok.
During the reality star's TikTok livestream earlier this week, Katie and Kieran's eight-year-old daughter could be seen filming content for her own account while Katie made dinner, even though TikTok users must be at least 13.
After Kieran blasted her parenting to The Sun, a representative for the former glamour model told Metro.co.uk that she will not engage in a back-and-forth with her ex in the media.
"This is being dealt with through the correct channels as it should be and that's the last word," the rep said. "Kate will not be retaliating to any stories Kieran and his team are currently issuing to media about their children." As quoted by Edna no doubt
but then its been swiftly followed-up by this retort from Keiran
https://metro.co.uk/2023/11/16/katie-prices-ex-furiously-slams-parenting-19832336/
* Never forget this event where it crucified K in front of his assembled family and friends over "His affair", after which it generously allowed him to walk her down the aisle again. This is the kind of bitch she really is if ever you have any doubts to the contrary

And it's still attacking him from every angle despite her saying this was the end of it - the worst being the removal of the children from his safe custody and all the LIES she has flung at him, damn her.
Don't forget what she did to Alex either with her campaign to isolate him in the beginning and then crucify him in every possible way when she was done with him. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1255127/Katie-Price-flies-Los-Angeles-hot-tail-Alex-Reid-making-sack-manager-12-years.html#comments

Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
In view of the long-overdue Court Case to get J&B back into a loving, safe family home, let's have a look at skank's own
"List of Reesuns Wye Dey Shud Be Wiv MEEEEEEEEEEE".
* Such a wonderful caring mother she is - Scaring Jett with tales of ghosts to the degree he won't sleep in his room now and actually sleeps either on a sofa or in a tent in the hallway. She informed Jett (aka bullshitted him) that it was the Police and SS who were not allowing him any contact with his Father. Her keeping Jett out of mainstream education is emotional abuse at the very least but it fits Her Needs of course.
* Allowing Harvey around Bunty and Jett in the home where he supposedly smashes and breaks things in violent rages and as we have seen, he swears like a sailor around them and Mummy laughs.
* She is also failing to safeguard them from risk of domestic violence. Those kids witnessed Slapgate firsthand. Exactly what positive value does being exposed to SB give them?
* Then there is all the other stuff. Slapgate, drink driving, drugs, the Brokern Trotterz Incident, the children being present during Buttgate, Her Mental 'elf Ishoos, those dreadful videos involving H that she's re-posting plus the ones she allows B to post to her pervy 24 "followers", all the wicked animal deaths, YouTube, continually vaping, the cess pit garden the kids play in, house fires, allowing the kids to light fires in the house....................................... the list is ENDLESS
21.11.23 - and heres a bit of "Crooly Mum-Shamed" for ya! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24801805/katie-price-mum-shamed-why-princess-isnt-at-school/ The answer is that Mummy pulled her out so she could grift a few quid off her back
23.11.23 - Its admitted to this but its not the worst of the things transgressions in Being A Proper Parent
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24831616/bankrupt-katie-price-card-online/
23.11.23 - Bunty was "Too ill for school today"; Nevertheless she has spent the day posting on her Yoo Chewb, rubbish like this/-
*Putting on makeup again. Room looks messy.
*Estee Lauder Night Repair? Did she buy that on KP's card?!
She's threatening to "Punch an ex-friends' face in" because she teased her about a toy being too babyish. Shades of skank rubbing off on her it seems

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
18.11.23 - Those video nasties of Harvey are still being uploaded so clearly Twat Tok / Yoo Toobe don't see any issues with her exploiting a disabled person. Shame on them!
22.11.23 - why as she put a video on her facebook of her and SB purporting to be baking a carrot cake with Harvey? If you look on her youtube the video is on there from 2021 with her and Cole "baking" a carrot cake with him, so is she is trying to con her so- called fans into thinking this is a recent video? After all she is such a good mother and visits him all the time

"Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally -
23.11.23 - another price reduction on it's Best-Selling OF page! Laughing at her just keeps getting cheaper and cheaper because 30 days of her OF is now $3.75, that's £2.99 to us. Take off OF's 20% and she gets £2.39 per punter, that's not even 8p a day. She's so desperate she'll be paying the weirdos next.

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
21.11.23 - so according to the media skanky now only has 6 dogs whereas according to our calculations so should have 7. It seems that poor puppy Tank the Alsatian has mysteriously vanished! WTF has happened to him?? We can only hope he has gone to a kind loving home rather than the fate so many others have met with the Dog Killer at the Shitty Shack
24.11.23 - this is Lady the latest victim of Skank's Gulag. She "rescued her" apparently. Poor darling pup


Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! & Spotted "In the wild" -
Sometimes it does get spotted "in the wild" on occasions when it cannot stick a weapons-grade filter over Real Life. Heres one such event from last September when it was skulking off to Spain. This group had booked the No 1 lounge at Gatwick as they had an early morning flight. & once seated there was a young woman also seated on the long couch. (To be honest they thought she was possibly a hooker LOL) . Beside her was a sleeping person dressed in a white tracksuit with a jacket covering her face. The girl started to talk to us and told us that she and her companion had arrived just after 2 am for an early flight to Spain. They missed boarding as they went to the loo (so she said), which seemed very strange to us. The woman was really friendly said that she lives Crawley way and that she had a 3 year old, but she was very cagey about her destination in Spain but said that they had then rebooked another flight departing around 9. We kept chatting with her and she was very pleasant. She then went to check the board and came back and said that they needed to get to the gate as their flight was starting to board. She woke up her sleeping companion who lifted up both legs in the air wide apart and proceeded to scratch her privates inside the tracksuit bottoms. Out came the talons which she stuck under her nose. We still didnt know who she was until she stood up and proceeded to scratch her arse as well. She looked horrendous. Everyone was gaping at her - the tits were enormous plus she is as wide as she is tall with shoulders like a weightlifter!!!. A guesstimate would put skank at 5.1 at the most not the 5 foot 5 she says she is but fellow travellers were shocked at how dreadful she looked IRL and we also disgusted at her actions. She was the talk of the lounge when they left
* Another Close Encounter of the Skank Kind. Seen some years ago on Oxford Street in London, and "wide as she is tall" was an expression used to describe her at the time! Back then her waist was so tiny I could have wrapped my hands round it, but she looked like she'd got two concrete filled beach balls glued to her chest, and it just threw everything off in terms of proportion. Also, at this was during peak "bright orange fake tan" era, and she was wearing a fuschia pink velour tracksuit. It was just this tiny woman with a radiation tan that clashed with her tracksuit, who looked like she'd been fitted with front seat airbags. Terrible!

Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack -
17.11.23 - You know the old adage "From the mouth of babes?". Here goes Bunty inadvertantly dishing out Der Troof as regards the state of the Shitty Shack - you can rely on Bunty to not toe-the-party-line
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24763364/katie-price-daughter-mucky-mansions-devastation/
It makes you wonder though because here we have on one hand the skank screeching to all and sundry about her 11 bedroom manshun that nobody can take from her, and yet on the other theres her poor kids living in squalid conditions, ie Jett sleeping either on sofa or in a tent in hallway because of "ghosts" and Bunny in a damp, falling apart bedroom. Meanwhile the skank keeps spending on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and her gargoyle surgeries. This video also shows how that child has to fend for herself most of the time, getting herself ready for bed, no Mummy coming to tuck her in, cleaning her teeth without a toothbrush, talking to anonymous people (and perverts) on the internet and all because Mummy is "busy" elsewhere - its simply shocking that this is allowed to occur.

The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
16.11.23 - OUCH!!!! The Metro have really gone for the jugular on the thing with this piece about skank's Mikkernoss fotershewt.
Its epic!!! https://metro.co.uk/2023/11/09/katie-prices-boobs-look-bigger-than-ever-after-hinting-at-17th-op-19799608/?ico=trending-module_tag_katie-price_item-1
Heres The Sun underlining a few pointers as well
17.11.23 - never heard of this lot before but its nice to see they're adding a few little pointers https://www.nationalworld.com/news/katie-price-and-daughter-charging-fans-ps80-for-make-up-masterclass-and-chance-to-take-selfies-4413921
18.11.23 - clearly another pisstake but from the Mail this time. Z-Lister at a Z-List event, her tressed like a tramp https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12763473/Katie-Price-sequinned-Psychopath-Life-Coach-premiere.html
and now The Sun acknowledging this joke of a "Premiere" it attended, actually they've written their piece with the suggestion that SadBoy hit her They later go on to explain other reasons for her red-eye, but c’mon they are playing with her here after the Slapgate story she sold them with this headline and opening section afterwards mentioning SadBoy and their relationship & saying “steps out with a bloody eye”… Do you see what they are doing? Oh dear Skank they are waiting to take you down, you made a tragic mistake crossing them …. www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24776742/katie-price-mysterious-bloody-eye/
"OH M-EYE Katie Price sports a mysterious bloody eye as she hits the town on glam night out
The star recently opened up on her relationship status with Carl...................................KATIE Price sparked concern as she stepped out with a bloody eye to enjoy a glam night out on the town. The 45 year old could be seen sporting a bloodshot eye as she stepped out at the Curzon Mayfair for a documentary screening.


Katie posed alongside her on-off fiance Carl woods at the Netflix event.
The mum-of-five has made no reference to suffering any damage to her eye............................."
And look! According to the Sun its not even a "Premiere, just a normal old documentary screening! What is most amusing about her dodgy eye is that she used to do her really rubbish seksi pose winking alluringly at the camera - now she's doing it permanently whether she intends to or not! LOL
21.11.23 - here comes The Birmingham Mail going where other mere media outlets fear to tread Go for for it!!
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-sparks-concerns-princess-28141552 Some of the comments are epic though
21.11.23 - and now the Sun get in with their little exposé as regards the last Plasterclass where £400s worth of ticket sales merits a £600 per night luxury suite for the skank and it's clingons! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24799043/inside-bankrupt-katie-prices-600-a-night-edinburgh-apartment/ They really are toying with her now like a cat with a captured mouse
21.11.23 - and the Mirror now. The comments on all these articles (when allowed) are absolutely brutal
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/katie-price-fans-fear-looks-31483899 However the 12 year old journos still persist at Mirror HQ still persist in spouting rubbish like this about skank's "Lookalike daughter". P is NOT her "Looook aliiiike daughter" at all - she's the image of her father thankfully -so is it therefore a case of she pays them in Exclooosiv articles and piktures to possibly write this crap? The skank has changed her face soooooooo many times how can P be her look alike????!!!! Reckon then its high-time they changed the page in "The Yung Journo's Buk of Wurds to Uwse to Tork Abaaaht der Skank", change it to stuff like "Hideous, distorted, warped, gargoyle-like................................." The world is your lobster you 12 year olds out there!
21.11.23 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-forgets-suffers-major-31494136 - indicating that it couldn't even remember where it was at the time! Having a brain addled by Dr.Uggsand Booze won't help matters
23.11.23 - This item goes back to 2007 when the Grauniad were not grovelling around after the thing like they appear to nowadays, it concerns skank's use of a word yesterday to assign to her co-host's Mother.
"However, Jordan was right when she claimed that her use of the word was specific to Brighton. Down on the beach, "Molly" is an insult bandied about by schoolchildren, and refers to those kids who, for reasons of sartorial self-neglect or simple, contemptible poverty, look as if their mothers have dressed them. The root of the word is, apparently, "mollycoddled".
We should be thankful to Jordan (who I have interviewed twice) for keeping ancient east Sussex dialect alive. Her other favourite word is "doughnut", which, in the context she uses it, refers to anyone more stupid than her. Thus, when she is not accompanied by Peter Andre, it is almost never employed. This, after all, is a woman who, having shown no knowledge whatsoever of the contents of her two autobiographies, revealed herself to be someone who has written two more books than she has likely read."
So we can now see she actually asked that girl if her mum was "An old-fashioned 50 y/o and not like MEEEEEEEEE!!"
I dunno who she thinks she is, especially after proclaiming “I love “ the friar tuck dress!". She’s got a cheek lol
23.11.23 - The Devil's Eye gets an article now. Listen luv, the doctors wouldn't give you anti Bs for a "stress related" thing - you have them because you are MANKY! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24828136/katie-price-rushed-to-doctors-haemorrhage-eye/
And another one https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-makes-emergency-medical-31509876
This comment makes it all worthwhile though