Katie Price 22 Wiki

* Seksi Foters
* Poet's Corner
* Troof or Lie??
* AFP's Book of Lies -
* Bankruptcy here we come! Woo Hoo!!
* Find a Bandwagon and Jump Aboard! Woo Hoo
* Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs
* "Ize a singul gal now!" Recruiting the next The One mk 3498
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!"
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* More shite on Tiktok Flogging JYY Crap -
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* More Crap Interviews With The Same Boring Lies/Content
* Fans? -
* Podcast Garbage
* "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* The Poor Sufferring Animals -
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
* The Fans - yes there are still a few of the brain-deads wandering about aimlessly

Skankys' problems all begin with M.E.N.;
Men.
Menopause.
Mental illness and ..... Mendacious! Woo Hoo!!

The thing is just crass, crude and revolting (17) Katie Price #302 Cole is off & left KP in her dump, to pump the Trump with his asparagus stump! | Page 16 | Tattle Life

Seksi Foters -
Looking good there skank!

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1.8.23 - this gem from Ibbeefa! What they seem to have missed is that one closed eye is always like that thanks to her assorted surgeries

Poet's Corner -
"My name is Skanky and I was the best,
25 years a model, but now I’m grotesque
My wonky boobs make me a laughing stock
And now I can’t get any new cock"

Troof or Lie??? -
3.8.23 - The Saaarrrrffff Affrikka set gets another airing - this time on today's crappy podcast. Now this non-event has become "Ize neerly got shott in Saaarrrff Affrikka wen dey hijacked Meeeeeeeee!" Not "waped" this time then? So yet another new version of this Lie Fest.

AFP's Book of Lies -

28.7.23 - Heres AFP leaping onto a bandwagon now https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/23218009/katie-price-mum-amy-medics-who-cares-wins-award/
"Win a copy of this pile of shite! Woo Hoo!"
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And this " “Katie couldn’t be there 24/7” No thats because she fucked off to Thailand for months and this wonderful close Family cared so much about their belovéd matriarch that the staff had to personally buy her clothes!
3.8.23 - Plugging AFP's Lie-Fest now. FFS who really wants to purchase that garbage anyway?
6.8.23 - still running the "fame" on this shite, the Clan Grifter are going mob-handed to the Harefield 'orspitawl fund-raiser; I hope they are not expecting any donations from these asshats
And, of course it will only be AFP and Kipper that complete the run. The Guinness Book of World Records officials will be in attendance to witness the record breaking event of mother and daughter crossing the finish line, in break-neck speed whilst dressed as a pair of c**ts - sound familiar??
Skanky's Other Books of Lies -
28.7.23 -This was it's last epic tome - 'Arvey & Meeeeeeeeeeeeee - in which it slagged off DY on 99.9% of the pages and bragged how it has "raised me 'arv alown wivvaht enny 'elp at awl frum ennyboddy..................................". Strange how this little factlet should emerge now right on top of the BH that this world-beating literary effort it's made her the epic sum of £18! The cynic in me is questioning this, particularly as it does not mention the money it obviously binned when The Sun serialised this trash, alongside the fee believed to be around £200,000 from the cretin who sanctioned it to begin with. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23213970/katie-price-books-returned-six-figure-fee/amp/
'Yeah right!' The conclusion to this is simple - she had an advance of £200k(?) so the profit monies only started dripping through AFTER sales cranked up to cover the 200k plus printing/distribution costs.
4.8.23 - Coming soon to bookshelves near you WOO HOO!!
6.8.23 - A review of skank's book - https://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/weekend/2023/08/05/mark-andrews-why-an-austin-montego-beats-katie-price-every-time/

Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
28.7.23 - "We iz werking! Cole iz washin' carz!!! The Millionaire Car Washer woo hoo! "https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2337/2337475-2c5de2f5913e51804fb4b1f167963087.mp4
28.7.23 - they forgot to add Car-Washer onto his resumé. "Celebrity"??????? https://www.dreshare.com/carl-woods/
Plus they have this dick down as skanky's "4th husband" and that he "has a second home in Veeeguss"
*Notice how there are no photos of SB's family with the skank - one might think they don't like her nor her part in his downfall but it just shows His Family don’t want anything to do with skank which is rather like how skank's bunch of oiks treat Him. There has been not one solitary photo of it with his mum throughout this hideous "relationship", his sister does brows & beauty stuff & theres skank saying she needs hers done to no effect, plus theres his father who has a (dodgy) plumbing company but won’t do anything at the MM about the leaks nor any of the rest of it. Daddy often posts cryptic stuff on his sms that is clearly directed at the skank too
Another of his Biographies when these clowns first went public was when he was supposedly on the books of a "talent agency". His bio read as... "Reality star. TV and Film extra. Stuntman. Male model. Successful business man and entrepreneur. Globetrotter."
No wonder skank employed him as "The One", the fucking tosser. However it seems he conned her as much as vice versa
Must also mention that he's also an unsuccessful wanker on OF!

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs -
Heres the technique for snaring Noo Eggs - it worked with Ruby's boyfriend!
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"Iss Awwwwllll Abaaaahhhttt MEEEEEE Innit!" -
28.7.23 - "I carnt wayte ter bey a fullly qwalerfyed parramedik!! Woo Hoo!"
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Just found this, arghhhhh, I missed it earlier…..again with the paramedic……NEVER GONNA HAPPEN…..as if this mess with it’s malfunctioning brain would even be accepted on a Paramedic training course….got your degree yet Skank? ”Can’t Wait”….. In any case, it can't even enunciate the word 'paramedic', let alone actually become one & you'll note its ALWAYS "a qualerfyed parrameddik" too
30.7.23 - heres the latest bullcrap from the thing! Yeah righty-ho skank https://tattle.life/attachments/img_7868-png.2343954/
2.8.23 - Oh dear! The thing is going to go ballistic when it sees this little number - "How fucking dare 'e? Pwinciss iss MY mini-meeee an' not yors!!!" https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/499025/princess-andre-carbon-copy-peter-andre-holiday-video/
3.8.23 - "Isss awwwlll abaahttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE givin' stuff to a charriddee awkshun innit!"
Starting bids at £30 - any offers??? Incidentally, just being pedantic here, what is an "Autograph" if not "Signed"?
3.8.23 - then when you think it couldn't stoop any LOWER along comes this. S L AAAAAAAAA GGGGGG! https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-naughty-moment-30617569
and this - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-shares-kinky-sex-21046554
All for effect to prove how Seksi she really is
6.8.23 - The vanity of it! TBH I can think of many former Page 3 Girls who have fared substantially better in Real Life than this scamming, plasticised, old broad, ie Sam Fox, Nina Carter, Linda Lusardi & Melinda Messenger................................... This old boot thinks it is So Speshul innit!

Scrounging & Grifting -
1.8.23 - On the cadge for birthday cakes for the kids now - "personalised" dontcha knaaaw! Why not buy one in Sainsburys like most parents do, after all you are "minted" as you tell us skanky so why can't you afford to BUY a cake? More galling is the fact she can buy a family sized carrot cake at Costco for her 'Arv Bear, but can't do the same for Bunty so resorts to begging on IG for a "personalised cake"
Take those scrawny bandy old man legs down to costco, and do something Amaaaaaaazin' - BUY a fucking cake for your child
5.8.23 - ALL GRIFTED! Bet it never paid a penny for any of it! likewise all the naff decorations, the sequins, hundreds of balloons and the naff 'tents' made from old deckchars. Here come the Birmingham Mail though - they don't mess about
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-fans-say-its-27465901
However careful scrutiny of the crappy photos and video of this glorious event Mummy procured for Bunty all is not what it seems to be. On Facebook, the company who supplied the balloon wall and letters has a post up...its the owner with her daughter at the MM, Priceywoods sign in the background & the same with the caterer yesterday. Is it normal for the suppliers to bring their kids to these parties? It does look like they were they brought to make up the numbers because there did not appear to be any of Bunty's schoolfriends present which one might think for the child's Birfday Party, indeed this looks like it was more of a commercial exercise and designed to stick two fingers up at K rather than anything else.

More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap
Damning, absolutely damning, the sheer arrogance of the thing!!
”I’m not rich, I’m minted…how about that…yeah….you can still be bankrupt and still earn money you know, and have money and assists…don’t believe everything you read“…. with the biggest smirking face as she says it. She's the gift that keeps giving. Gotta love her stupidity trying to be a smart-arse and failing.
26.7.23 - Jett and Bunty on her TT live from SB's place. Jet was sucking on an ice pop, Bunty there too.
Skank said: "Why don't you see your dad Jet?"
Jett "Reasons".
She’s standing behind him mouthing the fucking words that she’s taught him to say!!
Then she mentioned Social Services and the Police about Kieron.
This is despite the announcement yesterday from the Police that there were NO FURTHER ACTIONS regarding this bunch of LIES from the thing yet it's still pushing it's own narrative on this bullshit claim of hers and indoctrinating the children. What kind of mother says that to her kid on a live TikTok watched by God knows how many people? He’s still a little kid and he’s vulnerable but why would he want to tell a bunch of strangers that? She doesn’t give a shit about those poor kids because it’s all point scoring for her. ‘Why don’t you see your dad Jett’. Wouldn’t it have been great if Jett had replied, ‘Because you’re mental’. Everyone knew she wouldn’t be able to hold her tongue. She’s abhorrent. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2335/2335403-be17859684eedf374d554b121f274cc1.mp4
She's already admitted buying Jett hundreds of pounds worth of Roblox game money etc for him 'Talking to the police' so she's obviously bribing him, and probably emotionally blackmailing the poor boy with brainwashing as well. I dread to think how she manipulates those poor kids.
Jett has absolutely been coached what to say there and she's standing there smirking. This is something called on crime documentaries "Duper's Delight", an emotional boost or thrill that some people get when they successfully cheat or deceive another person or organization. Got her in one!
* The way she says 'I'm not taking the blame for that' and smirks - it's as if she's trying to distance herself even though she knows itsall her own nasty work. And then the way Jett says 'He's technically my dad' is heartbreaking. Kieran will be in bits seeing that, but he needs to have this evidence of emotional abuse by KP in his back pocket. (Heres a re-check on that for you - what Jett was saying in that clip about whose fault it was that he couldn't see his dad. It was saying, "It's not me, is it? It's not my fault you can't see your dad is it? Whose fault is it," or something similar and he is saying, "well, TECHNICALLY it's my dad's." And then she leads him to finish the sentence, "It's the police and ......?" and he says, "Social."
* So it’s saying the police AND the SS stopping contact - Utter LIES!! 'Tell them the truth' it states........ how is a kid that young going to know anything about "the Social " and police proceedings unless Mummy has been coaching him? He can only know it from her therefore it's Her Version of things. We are not all as stupid as your fans Kipper!
* "Suffering from bad MH, has to have therapy every week…" yawn…. It obviously doesn’t work does it because its still a vindictive, nasty lying asshole? Its highly doubtfull it actually attends this nonsense regularly anyway
* It has grandly announced that she's just 'a working mum in a 2 and a half million pound house so don't knock her when you don't know the truth'. She says she OWNS her £2 1/2 million house, however you only OWN it if you’ve paid the mortgage OFF.. she’s absolutely deluded! PLUS - this owner of a 2.5 million £ gaff DOES NOT PAY A SINGLE PENNY TOWARDS HER SON'S VERY EXPENSIVE RESIDENTIAL. Why is that eh?
* She's trying to sing Sinead o' Connor now.
* Having a pop at people sending messages now. "I ain’t skint..... I lives in a £2.5 million pound house"….yawn….
* Having a pop at Bunty playing music too loud. Crawl just said “Kids” ….he can’t deal with children. Only 6 weeks of it SB!
* Cole just served the kids tea and instead of saying Jett/Bunty he just referred to "Children". This is all set-up to show what a "loving family unit" they are
* Still on about bringing out her Pom Pom vase range, that is the crap she created on the Shitty Shack tv programme. Who the eff will buy it anyway????
*Doesn’t want to be a feminist. Holds herself up for her mistakes.
* The media does not give a good conception of what she’s really like, but she can’t control the media. But she can explain stuff on her podcast. (Yeah we've seen that and heard it, perish the thought)
* She has crossed the line when she was going through "her breakdown". It says it put a post on instagram, but that was an ex or something, but she doesn’t do that anymore No of course not
* Wants to do more Plus Size JYY shite now!! I thought those lovely trousers fitted size 6 to a 22 already??
* Complaining about getting ripped off for £250,000 with Jigsaw over her stunning perfume, people writing, "Now you know how it feels!"
* Says not gonna vape or drink Monster Energy today
* Doesn’t drink alcohol can’t remember the last time she had a drink
* Might go and see her horse today - lucky old Wallis!
*Jeydas there at carls with her
* Not trying clothes on today -it’s lucky dip bag day today instead. WOO HOO!
*She’s got a production meeting with her mum today for a documentary!! Yeah right!
*might be back on live at 3.30
*Lucky dip bags are £10 - buy one and don’t know what’s inside but it’ll be size 8-24 Great!!!
*Filming 3 new tv series - really????
*"Can’t wait to be a paramedic", then says "Couldn’t work on her feet all day with her broken feet" Can still do Strictly though
* Someone said in the comments they were a Judge, she said "I need you in my life "
*Would love to go on Top Gear! " Its finished isn't it?
* Sees a therapist a lot" - yeah righty-ho!
* Says H is now a size 7 XL! Helped along by 12 portion carrot cakes of course
* Also it says getting more surgery on her face, Jeyda says she’s had enough
* Doesn’t have any vices, drink or take drugs, surgery - her only addiction? She can’t stop lying can she?
* It stays so slim due to the stress on her life - always a drama - her Mentawl Elf is shot to bits - lots of drama behind the scenes. Thats completely the opposite to AFP's shite last week then when the old hag said skank "was in a good place now"
*Just had a vape despite saying it was not going to at 8.16am https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2336/2336476-38f3f81032f66bac802ad85c7bf5e7ea.mp4
* It hits Jeyda in the video
* "What made me start vaping? Kids, not my kids… erm… especially that one's" and she points to Jeyda.
* Its literally sitting there vaping & swapping flavours and talking shit like teenage girls (apologies to all teenage girls out there ...)
* "Mum gave me a copy of her book last week - signed, but I’ve not read it yet " She doesn't need to considering she dictated it
* Went and disturbed H on Facetime - He’s relaxing and told her to ring him back!
* Harvey was on the toilet she says - nice to share that eh?
* Now alleging that the fool who did Harvey's book didn't give him all the money. Seriously? So another one rips her off. (More likely she was paid the money & kept it herself as was the fees for those dreadful Nightclub appearances she dragged H along to.)
* She said she has a meeting next week with book publishers for her next book
28.7.23 - and another dose of shite from it :-
*Not vaping today -she doesn’t feel well
* Can’t go to Chloe (Geordie Shores) shop opening tonight because she's got no child care - since when has that ever stopped it? SB has obviously declined her demand and the flunkey has probably insisted on having an evening to herself for once
* Bunty is again featuring on this shite
* Skank said 'today' Bunny tried to finish it by saying, 'we're going on a bike.....' as if it was a script from yesterday. Sent Bunty to make the tea and to put some "bottoms" on as she was prancing about in just a tshirt!!
* More Un-Lucky bags up for grabs today - obviously they didn't manage to unload the crap yesterday
* Trying to blag free nails and hair.
* That trollop jeyda calling Bunny "Bunny Price" ! She’s Bunny Hayler !
* It just opened a 'goodie bag' - inside was a beach kaftan and she says to Jeyda 'Oooo I could do with this for Sunday!' ..... but then says she's seeing Harvey this week.
* The vanity of the thing holds no bounds! Its asking Bunty is she thinks her mums pretty !!! FFS
* Wants to send Bunty to cooking school. Bunny asking if she can make egg and bacon sandwich. Fine dining at its best eh?
* Says no one knows what's actually going on in her life, the press get it all wrong. She has to be mentally strong - so whats all this shit about "Me mentawl 'elf" then eh skanky?
* Here we go - bothering H again at his residential. Says "everyone" wants to speak to H yet unsurprisingly there is NOBODY!
* H declined her call Woo hoo!
* it only eats 900 calories a day dontcha knaaaw! So what about the enormous egg butty its just rammed into it's vast gob to slap about awhile, or the endless takeaways?
* Another dreadful tattoo on it's back?
* and it's three years yesterday that she broke her feet - thats a LIE!
* Not much selling of the JYY crap going on, just her chatting bollocks as usual
* “Doesn’t do Charlie, thank you”…..followed by a big sniff….
* Says it's still got stitches in her nose
* Its doing a 24 hour trip to Ibiza this weekend - it seems it can't take the kids with it!
* Talking about her hideous norks calling them "double cheeseburger whoppers" and Jett said "That's really not funny"
* Jett just said "Can I go for a bike ride?" and she said "No I've got stuff to do". He said "Like what?" to which it replied "You want money for roblox don't you?" That poor boy is just contained on that fucking ipad like a prisoner so she doesn't have to parent him - an absolute waste of space
* Said the charges being dropped re Kieron 'Don't mean shit' then Jett replied saying "I wouldn't be surprised if that was Michelle sharing...." then he obviously forgot the rest of the line he's been instructed by KP as he went quiet. Then it piped-up again with 'My mouth is shut' and stared at jett - he said 'Good' Poor boy is so confused
* So then if the charges being dropped against Kieron "Don’t mean shit ", can we assume that her step dad being found not guilty of rape doesn’t mean shit either then or SB's assault charges against Her? Can’t have it all ways skank.
* Said "People shouldn’t comment on Kieran as they don’t know what’s going on isnt that right jett?" Then said "Let him be him the narcissist that he is" Pots 'n kettles dearie!
* She just went on and on about K calling him a narcissist and "People must not believe whats said" whilst staring at Jett trying to goad him into saying something. Jett didn't bite
* Another venue but more garbage from it. It appears to be JYY's crummy despatch office from whence the old tat is sent out to The Mugs - it’s unbearably awful. Theres three woman crammed together in what looks like an attic store room of a shop. The Skank clearly has no idea what’s she’s doing & keeps asking questions to the young girl there on how to pack stuff. Thick or what eh? lol
* But this is surely our karma - this is her life now as a middle-aged, plasticised old bat selling overpriced tat to deluded people. No way has she received £200k for "Arvey & Meeeee" as reported simply because theres NO WAY she would be doing this if she had access to that kinda money! She’s skint and very desperate plus jeyda wants her pound of plastic flesh from the thing
These are surely the End of Days for the skank -It’s over for her, she’ll become ever more desperate & now her face and body are totally f*cked as well - karma has arrived Woo Hoo! We just need the kids taken from her clutches and we can sit back and laugh as she muddles through whilst sinking ever lower with Sad Boy by her side. Oh dear, the despair of it all
Someone called her a HAG and she said “ well you must lurrrve watching this hag babes! Woohoo”
* Some fool asked how she looked so good () and she said "Surgery!" Ffs, deluded.
*Then it said she's got a lot going on dealing with a lot of shit in her life, but she's working hard to look after her kids, pay the bills and she's got the kids birthdays coming up . Yeah righty-ho skank, of course you are!!
* Its been signing photos to go in some of the packages and one of the kids asks “Is that YOU!?” Even they don’t recognise her heavily airbrushed photos probably because they are forced to live with the real disfigured mutant and see it in all its gory glory every day.
* Its apparently (so it says) filming 3 tv shows at the moment. Would go on Love Island if she was single. Earlier said she has a meeting on Tuesday for her new book which is going to be out on Mother’s Day
* she can’t try anything on because she’s "coming on"? SB has failed in the Grand Objective yet again then??
* Now shouting at Bunny to go away
* She promotes that diet food yet she's scoffing a family size bag of Monster Munch and asking for chocolate -
Stuffing her deformed ugly mush with crisps ... mouth open, crisps & spit going everywhere then wiping her greasy hands all over her top ... revolting cretin
* jeyda keeps saying `Dont shout! ` Its clear from these twat toks she has zero impulse control and cant behave, a lot like a toddler throwing a tantrum
* Facetimed some random then dragged Bunty on with her. Jett is now on there too
* Getting Jett more Roblocks for his game after his hair cut. Says she’s always wheeling and dealing More like she’s buying his love and loyalty…
30.7.23 - heres today's bucketfull of shite from Twat Tok :-
* MM3 will be back (so she insists)
* Still got a cold but went on a bike ride with the kids - if we believe her. What a martyr!
* Not going on Strictly - could that be because they don't want ya skank?
* Lucky viewers will see Harvey this week when he’s home - "He’s so hard work when shes trying to work as he needs her full attention" Hahahahahaha!
*Can’t wait to see P&J when they come back from holiday (with their family)
* Still Flogging lucky dip bags - unsuccessfully it seems
* Jett just got up she’s on until 10 as going to get her lashes done where Jett will be dragged off to as well. Had a sunbed yesterday to top-up the orange colouring
* Jett says he hates his black toe nails she had done yesterday - no wonder he was pulling all those faces at the camera. It said "You thought it would be funny…", he says "No… you thought it!"… Love how he’s pulling her up there
* Told J to bugger off. He's now in the background trying to get her attention
* Comment posted on this Twat Tok - "Been on the all night then?"
*Damning, absolutely damning, just look at her arrogance, throw the f*cking book at her
”I’m not rich, I’m minted…how about that…yeah….you can still be bankrupt and still earn money you know, and have money and assists…don’t believe everything you read“….with the biggest smirking face as she says it….
* Lots of comments about how shite the quality of this JYY rubbish is as well as people not receiving orders - plus this. Why exactly do you have to order these bags of crap using the heading for something else entirely? Lucky Dip Goody bags have to be ordered under "leopard print cover up"....it's a cover up for something I bet!
* One of her Turkey Teef is ready to fall out; Oops there it goes!
* Its now sniffing every item of clothing - is that to check if its worn it already??
* Surely there must be some law against advertising one thing and sending another? If you buy the leopard print cover up you get a £10 bag of shite instead!
* Next ten lucky shoppers get a free signed photo! Roll up, roll up!
* Said she doesn't want to vape anymore...
* Mentioned the broken trotters again she cant run but shes alive she says; dramatic, much LOL
* Shes hoping to cook a roast dinner later - woo hoo!
* Theres a shoe lucky dip next week. Buy a size four and get one 3 and one a size 7, both left feet
* J has just let out her secret - she can’t take them to Turkey when she was talking about going to get her tooth fixed….they can’t leave the country can they!! The icy glare she shot at J though!!
* Comment on Twat Tok -
* Its still vaping despite saying at the start its not going to any more
* The thing is even saying these luverrly JYY leggings smell like fish! Bunny said it first then KP agreed
* Sending Bunty off to make tea for her
* working on a new perfume... - fish scented perchance??
* Says she’s not rich she’s minted - she can still be bankrupt and earn money and have have assets so dont believe everything you read. What a kick in the face for her creditors. Bragging online that she's minted
* Keeping H online doing her catchphrases for the amusement of her brain-deads, even though its plain he's got better things to do.
* Gonna sell t shirts designed by Harvey . "Frogs or trains anyone? Size 7XL upwards only? He's going to design them on Twat Tok live next week when Mummy has got him at her complete disposal
* Told Harvey people can buy the T-shirts for his pocket money - he won't see a penny of it like everything else such as the compo he was awarded. That old adage from it from when it was using his credit cards to buy stuff for itself - 'Harvey would want me to have it'.
*Now banging-on about having more kids (to use)
* After her mortal outrage last week at not being invited to the Barbie premiere it now says it is "over with Barbie!"
* Back with her Lucky Numbers again - 22 woo hoo!
* JYY's latest gig - Anti cellulite fabric More dangerous rubbish....... flammable, electrifying
* Crawl just got his orders….”Yes I leave at 10”…omg he really is her errand-boy, was said in such a dismissive manner, yes Crawl THAT is the time, get the car ready Just had his balls clamped again.
* Gone off for a piss, so professional this JYY outfit, Jeyda just chatting to an empty screen, and kids chatting in background
* Send Jett to get her a Nurofen - she keeps them in her trainer apparently!
* Said they’d do Tuesdays live from hers & Jett said I’d rather stay here
* Says she "loves doing a close up"… Nobody else loves her close-up though
* One gets the impression that Jeyda is in charge here and watching KP like a hawk to make sure she performs. I’m sure she correctly suspects that if she wasn’t pushing Skanky along then none of these tragic Lives would be happening. Skanky says she loves being on TT for hours each day, selling cheap nylon shite and ’chatting to you guys’ but she looks like she’s hating every minute.
* Hinting that its going to Ibeefa tonight - she's just talked about what she'll wear for "travelling"
* she works alllll the time
* Scratching her fanny and smelling her fingers, while eating
* Says AFP is house-hunting on the Isle of Wight (lucky them!) Also says she has a pony called Bobby she bought there
* Can't even get the sad act fan's names right either - "Lulu wax melts" as "Lulu max welts"

Fans?? -
30.7.23 - This popped up on it's SMs - LOL

No crowds, no "fans", just cattle class on Easyjet
1.8.23 - some mugs did turn up to see it in Iybefa thouygh but probably not enough to finance the later on
4.8.23 - these braindeads are perpetuating The Myth on behalf of the skank now - on it's IG (and quickly removed) one of the cretins comes right out with it to accuse K of being a pweirdo again! Which is pretty rich considering this little number from one of skanky's personal pweirdo collection " Bunny's really taking after Katie. You can tell she's a natural in front of the camera and loves it. She's only 9 but she's already got all the poses and confidence and looks well on the way to stardom".
They're such a pleasant bunch too

Now heres the latest on the Crapcasts -
25.7.23 - (5) Katie Price #300 Live On TikTok Scratching Her Arse, Lock Her Up & Stop This Farce! | Page 47 | Tattle Life
So classy. The ad for her latest podcast has Katie farting and Sophie calling her a dirty bitch.
* It reckons she has more lovers than haterz Don't bank on it luv!
* She doesn’t read the messages on her instagram (as they are so awful) We all know she DOES read them
* Gets trolled about the animals. (Justifiably so)
* Tattle gets a mention. It’s a "Cess pit". They brought up the site and Amy can’t believe such sites exist. That’s why she’s trying to get Twak- a - Twoll done. Still banging on about it. Like 'Arvey's Law eh??
* Apparently 'Arvey's Law is in the final stages again, for about the third or fourth time.! Strange that considering it already exists as an animal welfare LAW and they are not changing it for skank's benefit.
* Apparently she cleared up the RSPCA stuff up by showing a certificate…errr no you didn’t!
* KP would never dream of twolling someone…… errrr what about MP? Or Emily Atack recently?
And to think this bullshit has been edited by Edna before being released??
* It reckons the MM is just a bad omen. It says "They (the idiots) want to do another series of MM", but she doesn’t know if she wants to Excuses…. We've already heard to the contrary skank, that the tv company have pulled the plug on it
* She’s doing so well in everything else she is doing.
* She thinks she needs a change re the House….so there we are, its getting ready to leave the MM methinks! The house is "Miles too big for her".
*Had her eyes lasered, but they are going blurry again. Had them tested but they are fine hope she can read a number plate when she is driving.
*Talking about going to bed now plus a little anecdote about losing a tampax up there then losing the string. What's the isshoo here, you already know the answer to that quandry ? Just get your mate's bloke to fish it out for you, like you did with Ruby's fella!
* Talking about P's boyfriend (she's known him 3 years). Basically it's on an eternal loop of spouting garbage.
* Stuffing her face with porridge - I hope it's the skinny one that tastes like wallpaper paste
27.7.23 - Another new tack for it - It's advertised cbd oil and gummies on Twat Tok now (23) Katie Price #300 Live On TikTok Scratching Her Arse, Lock Her Up & Stop This Farce! | Page 39 | Tattle Life It was quickly deleted though
28.7.23 - https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-says-im-trying-27414215
AND "The Katie Price Show" on the podcast chart is heading downwards - now at 58 and falling! Woo Hoo!
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-hot-water-over-27410514
These "Fans" eh?

3.8.23 - this week's Crapfest -
* 7 minutes in, Ize went to the Dorchester Hotel last week. Being crude.
* Had a pop at Bunny for saying she had been to Cornwall. Likely Bunny said she had been to Cornwall with Kieran and skank didn't like that reference
*Called her relationships "Controlling" - (yawn Zzzzzzzzzzz) and "They didn't like ME going out" One cannot imagine why that would be.......
* Thinks she should take Harvey clubbing. Great idea, especially since she's been stopped from doing that previously
* Shouting her head off. Now it's singing and farting
* It wants to go clothes shopping. Not got enough JYY then eh?
* She nearly got shot in South Africa when they were "hijacked" Not "waped" this time then? Another new version
* There is no one she looks up to and no one fazes her as she's been in the Industry so long. Oh & no one she really wants to meet either. Presumeably they'll all be queuing up to meet HER though
* Got a bag, with private photos in she never lets ex's look at, (and Harvey's belly button clip)
* It spoke about shitting in a cup and putting it in someone's microwave if you don't like them, or having a shit in their bathroom and wiping her arse with the towel. Right little charmer isn't she
* She has perfect feet (even though they're life-fretninly injurrd)
* SFP has one of KP's 20 year old designer bags she has just returned. Scintillating listening here folks!
* She's seriously all over the place yet again
* Said Princess's boyfriend was there, had now got to do bath time, pyjamas, hard to get the kids to bed.
The end, thank F! This just gets worse with every episode and to think this is AFTER Edna has "edited" it!!
Actually, you don't even need to endure listening to this garbage, just use this resumé to preserve your sanity:-
The topics thus far are
Me
Me
Farting
Clubbing
Love Island
People with an opinion opposite to hers that they post online - this is “ Twolling”
Me
Mememememeeeee
Friday night curry
Mum's book
Mum's operation
Controlling exes
Me
Beauty Treatments
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" And thats basically it folks. There. You don't have to sit through it now like root canal surgery
It also has a "Poll" on there - apparently if you don't like their podcast you're a troll. So no-one can have a difference of opinion these days without being a troll
4.8.23 - When your podcasts are disappearing down the shitter like everything else at a rapid rate, bring out the smutty stuff because that'll bring in some punters - hence this drivel! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12369737/Katie-Price-reveals-drove-naked-dogging-spot-group-sex-session-unnamed-ex-boyfriend-admits-fed-adrenaline.html Can't help but think the reporter was referring to the skank itself when they mentioned "The Devil's Dyke" and a "Dry valley................" So she goes "dogging" and thats OK but got the right hump a few years ago when doggers were using the grounds at the Shitty Shack for their seedy antics

Scams & Bizzniss Oppertewnitys -ie "Rebuilding the Empire -
30.7.23 - Supposed to be going to Ibeefa for the day to make a guest appearance at some grotty club gaff. Only her - no kids - has K put a stop to her taking the kids abroad?
31.7.23 - awaiting the Arrival Foters now - Will we get some shots of her arriving at Beefa airport later, along with her Mrs Woods suitcase full of bikinis and vapes, with her dark tresses swept into a messy bun with a palette of barely there make up? Nah it'll turn up like an extra from a horror film as usual Those poor plane passengers too - she had no time for a shower before she went out first thing plus her Teef are falling out
1.8..23 - waiting at the airport. No paparazzi, no mobs of adoring "fans". They sat at the back of economy, no one gave a frig about them and both their passports were rejected at the self scan gates upon arrival so they were "forced" to queue with the plebs https://tattle.life/attachments/img_2254-jpeg.2348230/

Awl Dem Bewty Treetmints, Surjerry, Crap Tattoos etc -
27.7.23 - It was so worth it eh?? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23199609/katie-price-cosmetic-surgery-results-car-back-police/
28.7.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23218326/katie-price-admits-unexpected-issue-nose-job-lip-fillers/
"the 45-year-old revealed that her face recognition no longer works on her mobile,
that she now has to use her pin in order to access her phone."
28.7.23 - It's barnet is falling out LOL
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot-2023-07-28-at-09-02-40-png.2339110/
As to the fact all these extensions are ripping out what remains of it's own tatty barnet, heres what it had to say about it

Hinting on Twat Tok about more lovely tattoos
29.7.23 -Back to the nail salon yesterday with Jett in tow. Just how can she argue that hair and nails are vital business expenses (as a "model" hahahaha) when she's quite happy parading in public looking like an old bag-lady with scraggy hair and chipped fingertips as it did last week on all it's Twat Toks etc?
30.7.23 - the comments on it's IG are not very flattering either

Yet some fans weren't impressed with her latest modelling, with one writing underneath her snaps: "You’re so out of proportion it’s beyond ridiculous. Are you oblivious to how you look?" Another put: "It looks ridiculous," as a third wrote: "So out of proportion with those balloons!!"
One then wrote: "No Katie, not good honey." Another then surmised: "I just don’t understand how anyone can think that leg to boob ratio is a good look."
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23244179/katie-price-instagram-boob-job-too-big-ratio/
30.7.23 -just look at the state of it here with the scabby lips coated with yesterday's coverage of slap over its lumpy skin. Dass wewl seksi innit

and the Turkey Teef are dropping out like Tic Tacs from the box
* from twitter
"Katie Price is like looking at your childhood teddy bear that's been fucked by the family dog for 20 years in your absence".
31.7.23 -https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/gallery/katie-prices-op-shock-unhappy-30577355 - heres the next Serjerry list
1.8.23 - Look at The Teef! (81) Katie Price #302 Cole is off & left KP in her dump, to pump the Trump with his asparagus stump! | Page 44 | Tattle Life
3.8.23 - and this is AFTER awl dem bewtry tweetmints!

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
27.7.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22748986/katie-prices-ex-kieran-hayler-raises-6k-legal-row/
Poor Kieron, he must be in shreds over all this shite
28.7.23 - In the glorious World of Skank Kieran's charges being dropped "Don't mean shit." But what about when Carl's were? That wasn't shit? The only reason they were dropped was because the skank refused to testify and in that case there was evidence from neighbours and passers by about that shit-show whereas K's alleged event was only witnessed by the skank itself If Jett is "Anxious and traumatised", how about starting to pinpoint it from that night, Super-Mum? Or maybe earlier than that, when all the kids witnessed what REALLY went down with Carl the night you broke your feet? Today it was "Too busy" talking shite on Twat Tok to take him out on a bike ride but then promotes herself as Mum of the Year by taking him along to something that interests/benefits only herself - to get his toenails painted black FGS!!.
1.8.23 - In the last couple of days Pete has announced he's got a film being made about His Life and guess who's gone into complete MELTDOWN over it, especially as its been banging-on recently about how its going to "ave a film of me own awl abaaahht MEEEEE - very soon" which is undoubtedly more bullcrap & lies from the thing. Well last night from it's Meet & Greet in Ibeefa well-oiled by Dr.Ugsand Booze, out comes this vituperative rant - lets hope this is the Last Straw for Pete and his manager Clare. It appeared today on it's Insta reels so it'll only be on today then it will disappear. It’s not a stretch of the imagination to think she maybe made some fake pages for herself to post this stuff then blame it on "fans" defending her
https://tattle.life/attachments/1c7b205a-e300-49de-b903-4e1be378b422-png.2347473/
4.8.23 - and here we go again. Today a new "member" pops up on here all outraged at something else they allege K has done. Its the faux outrage they dare to use when dispensing the foetid lies and filth, actually it's skank's handiwork at it's finest yet again. Thankfully the Mods removed it immediately but it proves skank is still trying to stop this poor bloke having anything to do with the children she stole from him.
4.8.23 - Not a husband but an Escapee - this incidentally is another one whom she insists has "a small willy". Funny how they all suffer That Affliction when they leave her!
metro.co.uk/2023/08/04/im-a-celebrity-2023-line-up-katie-prices-ex-danny-cipriani-signs-up-19265778/
*An oldie here harking back to when Boyson was The Wun in 2018. It did not take long for it to be slinging a legover other blokes, ie. Alex Adderson, the one who got rid as soon as it made itself fully available.
Then this when they split finally (or rather KB refused to take it back yet again)
One might wonder what its alluding to with this quote " " you didnt care if my kids had a mum or not due to your actions " ? Was this possibly another of its made-for-sympathy-and-pity "suicide attempts" that she's so fond of doing & failing at, the ones designed to lay ALL the guilt onto the current Ex?
and this little number - It seems Kris holds more interesting stuff on the skank that it doesn't want made public because he might have lied to cover up it's driving escapades when it crashed the pink monstrosity into an Essex front garden off it's trolley again, but when it tried to break into his home to get it's claws onto his next girlfriend he cut it dead with a warning of his own. It has laid-off him every since This is what he posted back at her posts slagging him off


Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
2.8.23 - Same shit, different year!

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
27.7.23 - Doesn’t drink alcohol can’t remember the last time she had a drink
28.7.23 - This one is EPIC! On today's bullshit fest on Twat Tok it says this - “I don't do Charlie, thank you”…..followed by a big sniff…. Sadly for skank, one look at the thing says completely the opposite https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2340/2340095-77d713a3d438b54cf6d724c3b022e86d.mp4
Always bear this in mind when it protests about Dr.UgsandBooze, this being the occasion it abandoned the Hen Party to go off snorting with two random German lads it picked up
1.8.23 - Here it is necking the rosé out in Iybeefa. "But you don't drink skanky, do you??"

Those Poor Kids, "Cruelly Mum-Shamed" & #Bunty Gate-
Heres the video of J&B running through the routine Mummy prepared for them as to why they "Don't want to see their Dad" - Tiktok unsafe link https://tattle.life/threads/19920/%2F&refer=embed&embed_source=121355059%2C121351166%2C121331973%2C120811592%2C120810756%3Bnull%3Bembed_masking&referer_video_id=7260190909520809242
28.7.23 - Someone asked it on Twat Tok what happenned to Princess' glorious Grease-Themed 16th birfday party it was bragging about organising & going to host? It was baffled like it had no idea who Pwincess was or if some mug was doing a Princess-Themed party for MEEEEEEEE! "What princess party?" it squawks. This just proves she can't keep up with her own lies. https://tattle.life/attachments/2337828/
Heres what a source (Edna) told the Sun about this amaaaazin' event - "Katie wants a huge fairground extravaganza like the ending in Grease. She's planning a cake embellished in crystals, and guests will wear tiaras like she did on her wedding day.
"It will be VERY bling!" Ok skank. Did P even get a sponge cake from Sainsburys?
28.7.23 - told Jett on Twat Tok that he couldn't go out on his bike because she was too busy, and instead here he is in some grotty office/stockroom on his Ipad doing Roblox whilst Mummy makes a rubbish performance out of packing JYY shite to send to The Mugs. How sad to see a child who wants to go out on a bike ride but has to stay indoors - also isn't he supposed to be terrified of Going Outside, ie one of the weasons it says K cannot see him? Hmm. Instead he got told off and told to get out of the way.
Jett goes on another exciting outing with Mummy - the Nail Bar again! But he gets his toenails painted so what a treat eh? The agrophobia he endures does not seem to affect trips like this does it? The following day he told Mummy he didn't like it and was picking the stuff off.
* This lot is more than TEN YEARS OLD but sounds exactly like the way the thing is carrying on now with J&B - its all-too familiar!
"The bitter divorce battle has taken a nastier turn in recent weeks, with Price alleging Andre threatened her current boyfriend with violence. Writing on her Twitter micro-blogging page on Thursday, she said: 'Pete said: "I'm gonna break your f**king legs, watch your back.' Nice, Pete in front of kids.' *Note here Alex Reid was a cage-fighter at the time - even Pete ain't that stoopid!
She later added: 'Alex is calm, a real gentle guy. Stop believing what you read and realise Pete is not the sweet guy that he always portrays.....his true colours are starting to come out, thank God.''
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-Price-There-people-marriage-Peter-Andre.html
'The incident is thought to have occurred after Andre telephoned the glamour model when he was unable to reach their nanny to arrange a time to collect the children. However the 31-year-old promptly handed the phone to her new man leading to the furious argument. He referred to Alex as 'this man' throughout the interview, and claimed he hadn't been allowed to speak to his children for the five days before the argument..............
He told Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby he was further infuriated when details of the argument were posted on Facebook within just minutes.
'What really annoys me is when something private happens, within a minute, it's out there,' he said adding "The bottom line is, for five days I was not allowed to speak to my kids...... The kids are my life, I don't care about anything else but them - I've said that a million times, and everyone knows the only way to push my buttons is not to let me speak to my kids or see them and that's what's been happening,' he added.
"Alex is a gentle calm guy' it says (which he is ), but within a very short time it was slating him as some sort of warped pervert. Every single man she's ever been with she has slated when the relationship inevitably finishes, which is usually because she's cheated on them, plus they all inevitably have "small willys". SB must be some sort of delusional TWAT if he can't see the picture of how he will end up.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...friend-threatens-Peter-Andre-furious-row.html
So apparently Pete was a "Violent character", and "The truth will come out.......we'll all see etc. etc." This was over 10 years ago of course and yet the only Troofs to come out have been skank showing what a horrible, vindictive, cruel, nasty POS she actually is.
4.8.23 - Get some mileage out of Bunty's birthday, after all "Iss awwwll abaaahhhtt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE innit"
and its getting roasted in IG over the children
4.8.23 - A small yet significant triumph! Bunty gets to see her Dad and siblings on her birthday!


Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
30.7.23 - another new means to utilise H to the fullest degree woo hoo! Get him to design Tshirts to sell however the question remains though, who the hell would want one with a train or a frog on it anyway, except H that is? Will all the designer label kiddos suddenly want an 'Arvey number as opposed to Nike/Adidas/Fila/whatever thats currently en vogue? No they won't and thats bloody obvious, Jeez.............................
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_2671-jpeg.2343786/
This is nothing but pure and utter exploitation of a vulnerable man, again. She knows Harvey is her last chance to generate coin and sympathy to which it certainly appears that no one in authority can do anything to stop this venture, and no doubt that "college" lot won't do anything about it either considering they pandered to the recent "World-Record Breaking" scribbles the other week that skanky hi-jacked.
30.7.23 - still pushing the narrative on this one too only as we keep reminding everybody - there is not going to be her 'Arvey's Law because there is already a "Harvey's Law" in existence and nobody is going to change the legislation to fit in with skank's demands. (Its an animal welfare legislation for compulsory microchipping) Skank doesn't do that either as Blade proved & other dead pets proved
Taken from the UpYours website;

Breaking The Law, Driving and God Knows What Else -
Still at it, despite the events last week FFS
Are there really two such hideous old gargoyles driving around the area??
27.7.23 - the comments are classic! https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-301-the-mendacious-tart-is-toast-now-get-those-kids-back-to-where-theyre-loved-the-most.40696%2Fpage-7%23post

The Poor Sufferring Animals -
4.8.23 - It had the absolute NERVE to post this today - with the reputation it has for neglecting and killing every animal unfortunate enough to get "possessed" by it (43) Katie Price #304 co-ord cole has put on the pounds while his bag of heat looks like shes boxed ten rounds | Tattle Life

'Olidays! Woo Hoo! -
29.7.23 - a quick getaway labelled as "Werrk", minus the kids which seems to say that it is unable to take the children out of the country. Anyway, for those wanting a fright you can pay 10€ and see this thing in it's full horror - hopefully the Fire Show will melt it!

Here they go then - her and Slymi off to the Beefa! Woo hoo!
1.8.23 - Beefa!! Word has it that five people actually turned up for this epic event, only to be confronted by THIS bethemoth
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20230731-184008-png.2347034/

The Browkern Trotters -
* The world- standard athlete that it is, you know, the one that runs marathons "for fun". https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0059-jpg.2361944/
This was BEFORE the Browkern Trotterz so that Harefield 'orspitawl fun-run has fuck-all chance of it stepping one foot on it!

Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack -
2.8.23 - Is this the news we have all been waiting for, that the Shitty Shack has FINALLY been taken from it? After all those extensive "renovations" too! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23291447/mystery-katie-price-mucky-mansion-essex-home-carl/ Also, would SB allow those feral children he despises to move into his pristine grey home with all their mess and bad behaviours? Love this bit....
"The mum-of-five, 45, has spent the past two years making her down-trodden home inhabitable again and filmed the proceedings for her Channel 4 show, Mucky Mansion. " No its still a KHARZI!!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12362871/Katie-Price-moves-Mucky-Mansion-renovation-Carl-Woods.html
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-moves-out-mucky-30607712 - "to spend more time" with SB eh?
The comments are absolutely brutal of course but what about all the animals eh skank?????
3.8.23 - https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/katie-price-moves-mucky-mansion-30614243 more speculation about it leaving the Shitty Shack fuelled by the rental in Clacton. This is more likely to be the thing renting a seaside retreat over the summer because she can't take J&B abroad like she'd normally do, but we shall see.
4.8.23 - "No noo series!" Woo hoo!!

The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
27.7.23 - the Mirror sticking the knife in but the comments are even better!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-debuts-new-nose-30566351#comments-wrapper
28.7.23 - the comments on the Mail article about it's recent surgery are brutal
(51) Katie Price #301 The mendacious tart is toast. Now get those kids back, to where they're loved the most | Page 12 | Tattle Life
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-hit-complaints-over-27403031
29.7.23 - Heres The Sun (but of course it is LOL) indicating that YES -the thing was caught driving without a licence nor insurance last week. Staged picture though showing "Lukk! I ain't dwivn innit!!" https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23245395/katie-price-reunited-range-rover-after-police-took-it/
Footage of it's driving abilities - note the centre road markings aligned with the rear-view mirror whilst it screeches along to some song then when she pulled out of that junction on the wrong side of the road it nearly hit that oncoming car. Even worse it didn't correct her position after that, just decided to stay in the middle of the road ffs. Now this was shot (if only it was!) whilst it was waiting to go to Court for crashing the Pink Monstrosity in December 2018 (so between 12.2018 and 7.2019)
This was the occasion it gate-crashed Boyson's birthday do, got pissed then drove off ending-up embedded in someone's hedge where the police found it in the back-seat covered in piss & vomit with it's drawers in the vehicle's glove box!! (The occasion Boyson lied for her to say "Sumwen else woz driving but dey ran away......" Its perfectly obvious it does not give a frig about licences nor anything else. And it drives the children about!!
30.7.23 - the Sun are clearly monitoring the thing's Twat Toks now https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23248953/katie-price-gappy-smile-veneer-falls-out/
1.8.23 - the Sun are really gunning for it now.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23269400/katie-price-bikini-ibiza-holiday/
"The ex-glamour model, who was once worth £45million but is heading back to court for another bankruptcy hearing, has been on so many getaways she forgot where she was last year.
Filming herself on her laptop, she said in a video: "Here we are, hard at work in Singapore." Her pals then quickly corrected her, saying: "No, we're not, we're in Bangkok."

Chav Central in garments made by that talented "Bikini artiisan" no doubt
Daily Mail - "Yet again" - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12357461/Katie-Price-rekindles-romance-fiance-Carl-Woods-beach-club-Ibiza.html The comments are crucifying it though
"Seen prettier drag queens. Wow, the state of her. fully fledged junkie look now."
"She reeks of desperation, or just reeks. She looks like she needs a wash." Some of the milder comments on the DM online! Who's owning up!!?
1.8.23 - heres The Sun chipping in but its obvious they did not use her sanctioned Backgrid photos www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23269400/katie-price-bikini-ibiza-holiday/
Love this bit though - " Katie, who is often keen to take a break from her hectic home life, matched her pink gingham bikini with bright pink Crocs and a lace camisole. The overseas break came just weeks after she jetted on a secret getaway last month, shortly after returning from Ibiza in May."
1.8.23 - Looking truly TERRIBLE. Karma is here!! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12361023/Katie-Price-shows-biggest-boobs-polka-dot-bikini-soaks-sun-Ibiza-rekindling-fianc-Carl-Woods.html
2.8.23 - TKU to The Sun, but note they've split the NO vote in two meaning it should actually be 64% and this one - she pissed off the wrong ones when she blamed them for her Slapgate Lies

3.8.23 - Heres the Daily Star highlighting the bankruptcy & flogging half-price (substandard) clothing. And the best bit of it? The Pwofesshunawl Moddle of 20-odd years sets the pose in front of a collection of mops, buckets & cleaning equipment, the irony being that skanky knows fuck-all about using any of it! LOL
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-bursts-out-white-30613535
6.8.22 - The Times "Culture" section ….all press is good press eh Skank/Edna? So glad you loved this…the writer mentioned The Barbie Premiere & it is not a good review despite what skank and Enda might read into it
"I try not to think about the apocalypse too much, but this week I’ve failed because I’ve been listening to The Katie Price Show, a new podcast that promises to show the real Katie Price to people who thought they knew the REAL Katie Price but actually didn’t.
What with her “disarmingly honest” 2006 autobiography Jordan: A Whole New World and the “searing honesty” of her 2008 autobiography Jordan: Pushed to the Limit and 2013’s Love, Lipstick and Lies and 2016’s Katie Price Reborn and the one about her son Harvey in 2021 and the one by her mum about her this year, don’t we already know way more than enough? Apparently not.
The former glamour model and flogger of stuff on TikTok has just had a nose job in Belgium. She went there, right, to have a lip lift and thought she may as well get the nose done at the same time because she wasn’t happy with the nose she got in Turkey last year and although she’s recovering well, thank goodness, her iPhone’s face recognition software doesn’t recognise her face any more, which is annoying but not as annoying as not getting invited to the Barbie Premiere even though she gets way more press attention than everyone else. Honestly, the snobbery in this business.
“Some people say you’re a feminist,” says her sister Sophie, whose role is to impose a remote sense of structure to this ramble of semi-consciousness. “Do you see yourself as a feminist?”
“No,” Price says with great feeling. “I love it when people look up to me for my work ethic, for my strength (FFS ) . . . but I do think everyone should be equal . . . Whether you’ve got a disability or you’re gay or LGB or whatever, you should all be accepted for who you are. I just accept everyone for who they are and there are just so many angry people out there. The trolls don’t know me . . . I’ve got a voice.” (We fucking know that skank - you never shut up blathering bullshit)
"We’d need Stephen Hawking to explain why, but the minutes in her company appear to slow down and speed up concurrently. It’s so strange. At the end of it you feel as though you’ve survived a three-hour monologue from a drunk aunt on the bad table at your second cousin’s wedding. But only if that aunt had way too much to say about falling asleep with a Tampax still in."