Katie Price 81 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Demeaning Men -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock


Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
9.5.25 -
CDaN are claiming she does have someone else on the go and whoever it is, is handing over the cash for her. What a mug, but even more of a mug is Bong, still hanging around despite this sleazy state of affairs You gotta wonder about the sanity of this new victim though.
* and this from Popbitch

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -

One might think skank was another Ladyboy
She's channelling "Seksii Oompah Loompah" now

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
14.5.25 - Earplugs at the ready!! Its resurrecting it's amaaaazin' pop career YET AGAIN!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34924863/katie-price-new-album-popstar-eurovision-regrets/

Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
10.5.25 - Back to the old routine of Driving Offences then. Videoing itself and talking whilst driving without a seatbelt as usual
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3553/3553838-536df15eb44be7a5e8b65b2d8f9844e4.mp4
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https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3553/3553934-686ce8751fdf85e318abb703a2e88d90.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3553/3553938-74ff26f57a707c9006fbb8b6da9f9ca8.mp4
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* So in fact she is clearly distracted and talking into the phone rather than full concentration on the road, plus not wearing a seatbelt, only one hand on the wheel most of the time too - it doesn’t matter presumably?…

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance-
9.5.25 - The signs are dropping into place readily now, that Bong will soon lose his place as The One 3698.
She's definitely starting the Victim and Poor MEEEEE! routine now, the pitiful, cynically manipulated & controlled skank,followed by the usual break up bollocks.
"I thought he was different.
I got separated from family and friends.
He followed me everywhere even the salon and work.
He told me who I could talk to.
He told me what to wear.
He never paid for anything.
He used me for fame".
Wonder if instead of hitting on AFP this time if it'll be Edna's turn to get felt up by Bong and the reason why they split?
9.5.25 - heres Aywerd's Eef's version of David Gandy moddlin' some awful clobber from his own rubbishy range.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3552/3552234-1115c34e824fc0f60bfb73d5c98322c1.mp4
Here he goes then, brushing his clothes down whilst bouncing about, he turns around, lifts each trainer up to touch the back of it, then smiles to himself. Silly twat. Any decent Company Director would have employed a Proppa Moddle to show their clothes but Bong seriously believes HE is the perfect fit for the firm's range of daft clothing for ten year olds! As it is, he just looks like a proper berk
* It had to come though because all of skank's Victims fancy themselves something rotten and the Moddlin' is the next phase of it, actually the twatty trio of skanky, Edna & Bong really are taking the fashion world by storm with their signature moves & poses. We've got Skank doing "pointy-toe-pouty-face", Edna doing her Marabou Stork "cocky leg" thing as her Vibe & Bong writhing about checking his trainers for dog shit! They are going far this trio of talent..........but sadly not far enough. Somewhere like Mars would be good.........
* So she's not ready to fire him yet then? These are OLD photos skank - obviously she does not have any recent ones where he's not snarling at her
11.5.25 - the next crapcast it's recorded is entitled "I'm fed up paying for everything........." therefore the departure of Bong seems imminent. It all falls into place, the same as every single other time where she slags 'em off, cheats on the mugs incessantly, blames them for everything and then delivers the coup de grâce of "I'm fed up paying for everything......." He'll be pedalling off on his tricycle soon enough clutching his handbag
* When its not a posed photo where he's obliged to gurn at her, this is what you get.
He is literally glowering at the thing or has he finally twigged she is revoking his Contract imminently, when he'll join the other 3697 members of the Ex-Husbands and Escapees Squad?
12.5.25 - Seat belt wearing does not apply to Bong either
He's pretty arrogant for an oppressed dickhead eh??
* https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-says-i-dont-35215055 Chipping away at poor wee Bong
14.5.25 - It really does appear that Bong is on his Last Days as The One 3698, especially as "Friends" are suddenly beoming more important than their 'elfiest welayshunshipp evva. One poor bastard of a "friend" is about to get upgraded to The One 3699!
* Currently she's doing this weird thing about hanging out with these ‘Friends’ all of a sudden, made more obvious after that crapcast interview where she said she wanted to go out with "friends" more, basically telling Bongo he is no longer required. Skank is banging-on about ‘Friends’ again on her gram tonight where she said she was off to Ladyboys in Brighton again with these ’Friends’ and she’s posted a video saying she’s holding a Live Eurovision night on Saturday on Youtube’ with ‘Friends'. Is this how she's getting rid of Bong? Is Noo Egg 3699 incoming? What’s with all this ‘Friends’ nonsense anyway? Strange then that DL and Bong are being booted out in rapid succession UNLESS theres a Noo Egg in the offing (one who is stupid enough to believe all her BS and take on the mantle of The One 3699)
* Bye bye Bong!
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3560/3560312-f29a88b98e803b6c1c7562090bd33274.mp4

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
11.5.25 - and still harping-on about Baybees. "I'm not done yet!" it shreiks! Oh yes you are skank, you dried up old husk
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34890978/broody-katie-price-boyfriend-jj-slater-baby/
13.5.25 - Back onto this garbage again. Theres more chance of a snowball in hell!
This "donor" is probably the mixed-race guy she chose last year from a catalogue, but how will they get the baby-gravy to her as its highly doubtful she'll ever get into the USA again with her criminal & drug taking records? Maybe Postman Pat will deliver it for her since its the ONLY delivery she'll be getting
* As to "Women who look like MEEEEE!" ???? Really??????
Are there more lopsided Picasso lookalikes out there????? Surely not??
* 'So I have got donor eggs, I got them last year. You don't see the picture but they go on how I look, like the dark hair, the green eyes, Spanish... because I've got like Italian/Spanish in me. And then because I'm not afraid to have a baby on my own, before I met JJ I was quite happy. I found a sperm donor from America, from black origin.'
She went on to reveal that despite having a sperm donor lined up, if she 'met someone' who wanted a child, she'd be open to have one with them - but they'll 'never have the Pricey DNA.'Katie explained: 'Because I'm pre-menopause at the moment, I thought you can't have kids, but you can! I've been tested, I'm, all fine, I can still carry babies. So I have got the eggs there, I've got everything set up ready for when I want it.'But then I think what if I met someone and then they want a baby ("Wiv MEEEEE!")?. Obviously I'd have to say to them well obviously you can never have My Eggs so you'll never have the Pricey DNA. You'll have the donor DNA, you can't have the Pricey, only five kids have got the Pricey one - there's no more! Although I can carry it, but it'll be their sperm but I'm not in no rush. This is the thing, I'm in no rush to do any of this, I'm in no rush to get married. To be honest, do I want to get married again? I've been there so many times and it's the same thing, it's agg when you divorce, I don't feel... it'll be nice to get all married but is it important to me? No.' Could this be because Bong has refused outright the Order to Marry MEEEEE! ???
* BTW how can you be Pre-menopause "at the moment"?? Is she getting it cancelled like Bankruptcies??

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
9.5.25 - there are rumblings that Noo Egg 3699 is being prepped ready to be exposed for his rank stupidity thence to receive his well-deserved accolade of derision & laughter, with poor wee Bong heading off the way of the previous 3697 The Ones.
Flung out on his arse after being such a dutiful flunkey (like Dim Lynne was!) like so many other victims that went before?

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
* Best laugh was when skank was bigging herself up (as usual) on social media and the press as her having a major role in the psychopaths documentary on netflix. She attended the premiere (like The Star wot she is) and basically all her screen time was a quick mention in captions and less than a second on screen - not even talking!!
9.5.25 -
Unusually she has'nt mentioned that P is her "Mini MEEEEE!" - could that be because she isn't?? Then the boys get a passing mention for a change but this IS about MEEEEE!
* Here they go again pandering to MEEEEE!
"Katie Price shares the devastating reason she 'hated' Loose Women and would 'never do it again'
Katie Price 'hated' Loose Women and 'wouldn't do it again' after hidden struggle.....Katie Price shares heartbreaking reason why she 'hated' working on Loose Women"
FFS press, get a grip. She's gone over this multiple times before and they've all reported on it. It's nothing new. It's rinse and repeat again and again, time after BORING time!!. She used that programme to tell Lie after Lie about MEEEEE! and others, to shame people & to slag off men, yet she cheats on everyone she has been with. ITV let her take breaks from presenting to 'sort her marriage out' and for her MH. She took her kids on there and allowed Harvey to swear on Live TV.
* In all honesty, exactly WHO is she kidding with this crap?? If she was offered that job tomorrow, she would jump at the opportunity faster than she's leapt onto a Noo Egg with her legs akimbo!.
* Publicising the next lot of adjustments supposedly being live-screened later today Oh and if she's so satisfied why does she keeps having Botox and fillers?
* Oh yes - wonder if she remembers this then when she had to go grovelling to Doc Plovier in Brussels to try to correct the handiwork of Comfort Zone aka Trio Clinic?
12.5.24 -
* More garbage on it's sm's. It looks & sounds tired again
Junior & Jasmine are moving to their own place, so she's going to spend on buying them stuff (Junior will no longer be hiding upstairs then)
She's broken a nail, so having to get nail fixed. (Tragic)
Staying at Kerry's (so flying to Manchester)
Gives Rookie a toothbrush to play with
She's stopped putting filters on her SC - she says no point.
Loads of new bikinis have arrived (been made for her) Must be an 'oliday scheduled shortly then
* Stuffing it's face with junk and just look at it moddlin' !
Oh and she drove to Maccy D's and did not bovva with her seatbelt again
* and that "Not using filters" gig lasted a long time then eh?
Wonky everywhere you look
* Back in 2011 it was spouting it's bullshit at the Oxford Union - not much different to the bollocks it came out with at Cambridge last week but there were some cracking comments to be had. After slagging off stay-at-home Mums someone added "Perhaps don’t lose any sleep over thoughts that Katie is about to launch a career in politics, her speech was the shortest on record for the event (even Kermit the Frog had more to say)."
* "She said: "I'm just very lucky that I've got a lot of people around me.I think the media know now that they're not going to destroy me. I'm indestructible." Sadly thats true enough
* As to the endless tedious Snapchat reels it posts, Dear God, could her life BE any more shallow and meaningless or B O R I N G?! Endless "treatments" and self-obsession, stuffing her gob with Maccy D's - just mundless crap about MEEEEE! having such a busy day. What the hell are Junior and Jasmine doing spending time with her?
* Special kudos for the vids from the McDonald's drive thru.. "A'll 'ave too cheese bowga meals pweezw! Wiv too oasisis..."
Then you get the 'Original Gangsta' himself axin' bruv fo' a "Crispy BBQ chicken wrap meal, innit blud!"
*But the absolute cream of the crop of the Maccy D videos has to be the Tiny Camp Lad She Plans To Marry aka Bong, squeaking from the passenger seat "Erm, can I have a McChicken sandwich meal please mister... And, erm, do you have any cheesy melts..?"
"Cheesy melts"?! FFS Bong is the biggest MELT on the fucking planet! Absolutely riveting content! I
* She also mentioned "My little girl" as having played with something the previous day. Is that how she gets round the court order for not being supposed to mention them?
15.5.25 - She's playing her usual games again - here The Tattle Seer has a few ideas as to how this will play out and her motives behind it. A new mobility car for H who is also going to start on his weight loss jabs as well, now the question is how long before skanks is on the grift for a personal trainer and some exercise equipment for H so H c eep in shape? Also as H loses weight skank will be on the grift for clothing for him (now UpYours have gone down the pan), but most important of all skank will be on the beg to TV and production companies trying to float a documentary/reality show following "H's journey with MEEEEE!" Woo Hoo! Have'nt we seen that crap before innumerable times already??

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
9.5.25 - Katie Price reveals ‘game changing’ new TV gig, boasting it’s ‘the biggest thing I’ve ever done’ | The Sun
"It’s a game changer - the Next Thing. It’s something the UK will be proud of one of their own to be doing and where it’s placed" Now we wait to see IF anything comes of these wild statements from it - or NOT as is the usual style. Who in their right mind would offer this talentless trollop anything unless they want it ruined or crucified in the media - or perhaps was it another "gift" from the latest Mug aka Sugar Daddy it has allegedly trawled in??? And since when has it been "One of their own" anyway? Fuck off skank!
* Is this a clue from it?
11.5.25 - Upcoming Pride event. No top billing for MEEEEE! though which she won't like BUT notice also on there is Ella Morgan who was Bong's missus on MAFS! That should be fun if Bong dares to speak to Ella, although with the current state of things and the way he looks at skanky its likely he will have joined the other 3697 Exes by then! Either way, how to ruin an event - just invite skanky along!
* and another one. Laying into all the Exes YET AGAIN What about the irony in one of the the titles though when skank is hurling out the accusations of all her Exes being "Toxic", forgetting the FACT The Most Toxic specimen ever is HER as the common denominator between all of them!!
* Skank said this was a long interview, and yes his pod’s are 1.5 - 2 hours long and he regularly gets over 500K in views, therefore her lies will be hitting a bigger audience so it looks like we will be in for more of her LIES than usual then. Perhaps she will tell us more about her becoming a roadside/air ambulance paramedic. I do hope she tells us how her study is going for her qualifications to get onto the degree course for this paramedic job (that doesn’t exist)
13.5.25 - more garbage lifted off it's sm's - here its fishing for compliments by denigrating it's own grate natrul bewty - Poor MEEEEE!
All too boring though

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
13.5.25 - in today's rubbish about her lust for surgery;
"Katie responded: “That is a very good question. Obviously, I’ve had lots of therapy because I’ve had trauma in my life".
Note it says ‘Had’ therapy, not continues to have, so thats something else she has given up on for now until she needs another Get Out of Jail Free Card…
* and a repeat of this rubbish again https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/health/katie-price-needs-appropriate-adult-31631487
* and this bollockfest about her fake "suicide" attempt whilst in the depths of despair https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/katie-price-opens-up-heartbreaking-35218959

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
11.5.25 - "Date night with my man.........................." No mention if that said man is actually Bong, A.N.Other or A Sugar Daddy
* She looks like an unravelled Egyptian Mummy but the dress has a handy design. She will never have to fish about for toilet paper or use someone's handtowels while wearing it.
12.5.25 - Moddling JYY crap again. (The soundtrack was changed to something more appropriate)
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3556/3556176-b8a71a3b1f2b18456a95826795da78df.mp4
* Absolutely sick to bloody death of her 'modelling & photo shoots' though because they are not either!!. IT IS NOT A PHOTO SHOOT. It is some moron:flunkey snapping pics and video on their phone whilst she stomps around like The Living Dead through the rubbish and dog shit strewn about in back yard at the Rancid Rental!!
* A photoshoot would involve professionals - not Bong with his phone FGS, but it's the closest she will get to a 'photo shoot' these days so I guess she has to milk it for all it's worth! Gone are the days when she used to have photographers, make up and hair stylists all come to the MM for a photo shoot, and it wasn't even that long ago, only a couple of years or so. She doesn't even seem to do photo shoots for OF any more either when even her new stuff on there is most likely shot by Bong on his phone. Notice that Hannah Elizabeth girl hasn't wanted to do another shoot with her after they did that stupid schoolgirl shoot together desuite skank banging-on about how amazing they were and were going to do it again! Nobody else seems to be in a hurry to do a 'collab' with her either do they? Can't imagine why......................
14.5.25 - Moddlin' what appears to be a shit-splattered outfit - how apt for her!!!!
OR
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3560/3560564-cf4ab7c2235faabc7e3883d7ea479ea5.mp4

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
8.5.25 - and yet more Crapcasting............ 31 mins inc #ads -Katie gets quizzed at Cambridge Union
* They gave her a list of questions, but she hasn't read them, because she likes to be spontaneous. (she can't be arsed basically) It looks like it akes Edna nervous as she hasn't read the questions as she told her to.
* She's trying in vain to be posh instead of her usual Rough Old Doris Mode
* She admits to being 10 minutes late arriving.
* Just dissing each others style of clothes. Chav.
* Its basically the usual bullshit she reels off at every other Crapcast she's ever done..."media gets it wrong..... don't believe everything you read, my socials are the truth...". It's all the same crap replies as from her pods etc.
* Making it sound like she has something huge coming up, but she isn't letting on...
* Going on about her fucking sewing machines now - those she makes all her curtains and H's clothes on
* She's a very talented horserider & very talented swimmer so she says and she's still got FOUR horses apparently .
* Calling 2 of her dogs pathetic and Rookie amazing.
Oh she talks a lot of crap about NOTHING........................ on and on and on it goes.................
* She interviewed a murderer 6 months ago (it was much longer ago than that) Says the media offered her the job to go to Texas to interview their collection of death row lunatics & she's still pursuing that one (Why? If it's already been offered why chase it? And has'nt a Real Proper Journo done exactly that programme which was recently broadcast???? In any case would she get a Visa with her criminal history?? BTW it was 15 months ago she was bragging about this happening imminently and still NUFFINK!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26675300/katie-price-death-row-serial-killers-show/
* Insists she wouldn't do Loose Wimmin again. Said she had "a breakdown" altho no one would know it - nobody cared about MEEEEE! you see
* Slagging off men in general again (Nothing new there then eh?)
* Lie after lie after lie. And we've heard it all before a million times me me me me me me me me me
* Here we go with the roadside-air paramedic LIES again - not challenged as usual. Skank has no qualifications to even get on the degree course & she is too old anyway when many paramedics are getting out of the job at 50 due to burn-out. Skank is too thick nor does she possess a single gramme of sympathy nor empathy for anybody else - nobody except MEEEEE! - she has absolutely zero ability, no intelligence or qualifications to be a paramedic but still she persists with this lie… ITS.NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. Weirdly she actually believes every lie she spouts though because she is totally beyond delulu! #sociopath #psychopath #completeandutternutjob
* We are all now awating waiting for her noo job announcement. "Ize gonna be the country's first roadside ambucopter paramedic doctor brain surgeon DETECTIVE. Didn't expect that did you? I AM qualified coz I've watched loads of murder programmes"
* This "Big new project" she's banging-on about as well - what now? Most of the stuff she puts out there never happens, the Texas death-row murderers interviews etc, but she does pull the odd job out of her bag of lies. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3550/3550583-5b11c0094f44551bcb88c65c2365cf9e.mp4
* As to the Loose Wimmin LIE - strange then how often she's tried her darndest to get her arse back there on that panel but to no avail & that'll be BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT HER - either the panel collectively nor ITV as a corporation! She's a liability in every sense plus nobody liked her anyway, then theres the fact ITV won't have her back after her slagging them off for Saaarrrrffff Affrikka and laying into them for not recognising her alleged mentawl breakdown on this rubbish anyway. Just LIES again
https://www.devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv/katie-price-hated-loose-women-10165126
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-begs-itv-loose-32389003 Yes this one!
"The former glamour model, 45, admitted she wants to go back to the ITV daytime show as a presenter. She was a regular panelist on the programme from 2015 to 2018. Katie has since re-shared a social media post of an episode from March 18, 2018 where she appeared on the panel alongside Vicky Pattison, Linda Robson and Andrea McLean. Alongside the throwback snap, Katie wrote: "I should go back as a presenter." Last month, Loose Women's Linda Robson revealed Katie is desperate to be allowed back on the show.
* Heres another reason why they won't have her back - just compare the LW skanky to the one now Love this choice of side by side pics in the Daily Fail article about her "Not wanting to go back on Loose Women" (yeah right) stating"Reasons for reasons..............." (yawn) She hasn't been on it for years, most of the Cambridge Union audience won't watch it anyway or even know she was ever on it because they are too young and would have been watching CBEEBIES at the time, but anyway look at the disintegration of the old bag. She is completely unrecognisable due to surgery, ozempic and general skankyness. Back then because she had clean hair, good makeup & was dressed nicely on LW (all done for her by ITV), but now look at her lank, greasy wig, her Ronseal dipped wrinkly skin, her huge ugly gob screeching through those Turkey Teef plus her awful clothes & shouting about "MEEEEE!" over everybody else - (all down to herself) !
9.5.25 - heres this week's Bonus Episode, Utilising H to the full. This has been shown before so not anything new - as if there is EVER anything new from the skank https://youtu.be/SB9kYmqCoVA
* Dear God that theme tune is just awful and then theres her screeching "AWWWWWWW" at H
* What a tell from Edna expressing complete surprise when the Skank says she does the cooking
* Edna looks bored shitless with skank banging on about Poor Meeee! as regards H visiting & how tiring it is for MEEEEE!
* Exciting info about "Loading the washing machine!" Woo Hoo!
* "I'm consistent whatever I do........................" NO COMMENT NECESSARY
* Still badgering H about going to a nightclub and he declines the offer again. H says when he goes he plans to sing there and then skank joins in - says she will sing with him at said nightclub
* Mummy is going to protect H she says.
* H wants to have the Harvey Price show
* Mummy is going to make dinner so she sez....................
* "Fuck me mum!" - he's deffo NOT in College Mode is he?
* Lots of time talking about tickling H's bum
* More swearing.............. and again.
* Then "You bitches!"
* Got him performing different accents now which they find hilarious.
* Peppa Pig - more swearing from H - and thats it.
13.5.25 - the latest crapcast from a grovelling sychophant who it seems believes every single word from the Gob of Skank - two hours worth of total bollocks too.
* Heres yet another different version of when she was "abused/raped at 7"..... "the guy must have seen the police and ran...." it states. Yet, AFP said in her Book of Lies that they called the police and/or KP said 2 people went past and called the police. LIES LIES LIES as per usual
* The usual old cock-and-bull rubbish about having another baby..................
* She said AFP was on the Olympic team as a swimmer and that Skank herself had been a competitive swimmer who had 'swum for Sussex' ... even AFP only claimed she was hoping to make the Olympic team in her book of lies ... Skanky couldn't lie straight in bed. (Skank often lies about AFP though - if you recall she claimed AFP was Margaret Thatcher's PA!!)
* Boasting that according to Yougov, 95% of the UK population know skanky But know her for what? Getting her tits out, shagging anything with a pulse, 9 million engagements, 3 failed marriages, 5 kids with 3 dads, 2 bankruptcies, getting pissed, taking drugs, tons of plastic surgery, killing pets, getting photographed with shit on her, numerous pics of her fandango, losing her license 6 times, losing custody of her kids TWICE? Or maybe they meant 95% of the UK population have slept with or been engaged to KP?
* Every relationship she's been in, they've cheated on MEEEEE! Those bad blokes wouldn't let her dress how she wanted, see her family, see her friends, they used to go to work with her, call her names...."They were with me 24/7....." it bleats. She was scared to talk and be herself, then they would be in the car asking her 'Why did you say that......did you fancy them?'
* All the exs are Mr Price's
* She hates labels, however you have to get proper diagnosis for Mentawl 'Elf stuff and not just say you have this or that... (Like she does perhaps?)
* Reckons she is a good mum. (Of course she's a good mother, taught everything by AFP where kids are for exploiting and shagging in front of.)
*This fool is calling her incredible. Skank keeps wanting him to elaborate more to massage he massive EGO.
* It's all about her giving and self love so she says. yawn.........................zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* She has NEVER, EVER read a good headline about her from the media. (Bad media! LOL)
* It's not her fault. She's self made, not manufactured. She thought she would be a paramedic and nurse by now.
*Next year she has been in the Industry 30 years. (Didn't she say that last year?)
*She is slipping back into paying for everything to make it easier. (oooh Bong best take note that you are not paying your way, you Mr Price you!!!!)
* Being with Bong is most healthiest relationship she has been in (although he has said things she views as red flags)
* Still banging on about being with a guy 24/7, she's worried she's got like that with Bong (she's been reading Tattle) cos now they have nothing to talk about. Bong says she is different when with her friends apparently
* She is jealous of her brother and sister's happy relationships
* She pays for everything. Men aren't like that in the beginning, then they change.
* No 1 priority for her if she wasn't with Bong & going out with someone else is, they want to be private!!!. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, SHE SELLS THE RELATIONSHIP TO THE MEDIA!!!!!!
* Kids are at school (but then they don't go Home to her any longer do they?)
* She doesn't need a man.... (it certainly looks like she's heading towards ending her and Bong's amaaaaaazin' welayshunship and unloading him finally)
* She keeps swerving this bloke's questions (and interrupting him) and she is getting quite irate about talking about men, going on about how they move in so quickly when she wants them to have their own place (Complete opposite to what she said about Carl, that she wanted them to live together immediately)
* Harvey has never tried to take off her or dictate to her. Men find that relationship with H difficult. (Correction skanky - YOU take from H not vice versa, ie his Motability vehicle )
* Says here she in no rush to have a baby or get married again - so whats all that surrogate nonsense in the Mail then???
* She only "acts dumb" But she can get along with anyone! woo hoo! Let's correct that statement shall we?
She is dumb. As for "She'll get on with anyone...." .
* Another version of the "Hanging Story" - She took coke and tried to hang herself FOUR years ago....so 2021. That was when she was with Cole? That'll be the well known side effect of wanting to kill yourself when you've been snorting buckets of coke
* Saaaarrrrfff Afffrikka and other twarmers now.
She's still peddling the ‘rape’ and how Princess had therapy over it. Said she was told not to talk about it (yet does so endlessly ). It was horrific apparently & now she’s saying "Not sure if we were set up…" FFS WHY????
* 6 guys. Black Adidas clothing brings back awful memories it bleats
* Glosses over the rape though but told the kids to sit on their ipads. (priorities eh skank?)
* "Guns!!!! Blood everywhere..................." (Which photo evidence proves to be bullshit)
* Said she "Throwed the keys..... but took the keys " - "It was horrific"
* Another dig at ITV here - "No therapy".
* Now we are onto 3 kidnap threats (on Celeb SAS she said it was 5) Back on the fluctuating figures again then
* She thinks people really do not know what hell she has been through (Despite her banging on about it in interviews and on every single podcast)
* Possibly the end bit was about DL when she says she’s realised when you pay someone then cross the line it falls into a friendship.....when you realise they are not who you thought they were. I wonder if DL feels the same?
* As for poor wee Bong, Wow! Wonder if he has listened to this podcast? Bet there will be a few things said along with glowering dirty looks! Yeah its the most healthiest relationship, but she is totally mugging him off.
*That twat interviewing her strangely thinks he can get PETER ANDRE in a room with skank & he'll interview them both????????? (Said twat is one of the relationship advisors from MAFS, so will be connected to Bong Boy too!) Skank says she'd love that & sparks would fly adding that she never wanted to break up anyway - it was him! ....Really? No shit Sherlock. She's been banging on about him forever because she can't let him go!
* And the twat interviewer has promised her a 'part 2' second interview but he told her (when he got a word in edgeways) that he’s doing a new program with Amanda Holden called CHEAT. Skank asked him if she could go on one of his shows and he said he wouldn’t allow her to get through the 1st stage.
* The stupid moron also says that J & P have soooooo much RESPECT for her now
* Saaarrrrffff Affrikka Wape Lies - Put it this way. Peter would have been straight on a plane picking his kid’s up and P would absolutely definately have been given therapy HAD this occurred, therefore it didn’t happen did it? . Even that Neil (he who was "attacked and covered in blood" -allegedly) & blabbermouth PFP said there was no rape etc. So who is the liar then in this rubbish hmmmm?
* "When can I ever be truthful?" Good question, Skanky! Maybe you should've practised in court, to your many partners, debtors and kids etc.?? Nah, forget it - too much too soon?
14.5.25 - Snapchat garbage now. here’s just a few.
Rookie destroyed the house, she’s recording her pod, Edna, Olive and that weird Ben guy are with her, she’s not wearing makeup or putting a filter on as her public like her natural (She has makeup and a moderate filter on) she’s changing H’s car and went to LadyBoys again to meet her friends, Bong is still in place so far, despite the fact she humiliated him publicly in that interview yesterday. Appears that she can completely demean and embarrass him to her public and he will take it, he has no feelings of shame, he is one of the weakest men skank has ever got her claws into, in fact there’s doormats, and then there’s Bong
* Calls Ben a knob She used to call him Ben-dover
* Sent all her bikinis back and got smaller ones. That poor woman having to deal with her returns
* Looks like she is getting Harv / MEEEEE! a Ford Capri @ £52,995.00
* On her way to the Ladyboys, no seat belt again
* Then in Five Guys for a big fat greasy burger
* Nail chipped again, so going to have to go and get nails done yet gain.
15.5.25 - this week's Crapcast from skank & Edna -: Driven Women Sort the sound out ladies, those microphones are truly awful.
*Arse lift live on TT, said she was a little sore (Olive starts crying) Edna says her arse does look more perky. It didn't hurt doing it or hurt or the drive home, but she had to sleep on her side. SFP asked how long it takes to fully heal, she didn't really answer saying you have it done, it moves about and that's it. You could have it done in your lunch hour. Her metabolism is off the scale, so filler doesn't last long with her, says she is a bionic woman (Edna mutters oh god) the only thing actually real about her is her eyes, her eye balls, her brain, heart & personality and you can't buy personality.
* Edna has been doing the garden, tells KP about some podcasts she is listening to, KP doesn't know what folklore is then starts on about the Ladyboys of Bangkok.
* Found the mobility car, as it can take 3-6 months, H moves back in August, but found him a house in between in Southampton. Harv Bear on the highest rate PIP, so she's been going in the show rooms asking for the best, biggest cars they have...On about the Volvo, £43k but now the Ford Explorer £57k she's not snobby these days
* Says she is getting rid of her pink RR (After all the fuss about getting it back and the garage doing it up for her, then she didn't even drive it because of the insurance)
She's happy to just be on the road driving, she's been there, done that with the Ferraris etc, she wants comfort, reliable.
* This car is for Harvey. They were only in the show room for the Volvo for about 18mins, filled out all the paperwork, done, then changed her mind.
* Reminds Edna that she bought her her first car
* P's driving test: goes...ohhhh she obviously hasn't passed, I bet she hasn't as she hadn't heard anything. So she is messaging her to ask and says, she didn't want to tell anyone if she didn't pass then KP says even though I've just said it to everyone on here. Way to go skank, way to go.
* AFP has been on about her bum. She had a right moan
* She then broadcasts Princess on phone message saying her test is in 5 minutes, skank squeals, please pass. Says, it's only her 3rd test.
* She worries about J&P on the road (Yeah well, with idiots like MEEEEE! driving with no seat belt, filming herself, drug/drunk crashes, speeding, driving with no insurance, driving while banned they should be worried)
* Junior moving in with Jasmine. So she has to treat all her kids the same, so having to get all the stuff for Harvey & Junior. Junior can't believe the prices of stuff. She got him Kettle, microwave, utensils, plates, cups, , bed, sofa....
*Edna & Harry looking at moving house, 4 bed detached. (???????)
* AFP had hospital appointments all week. AFP told her off about her bum
* Skank saw the surgeon about her feet (Tim Sinnet, why she has to name her surgeon I do not know!) One foot is alright, (she filmed this for Youtube as well, so it will be on there) He said she had not been there for 3 years was the last time she had cortisol, so he's surprised she lasted this long, she said she was in agony and it pinches and takes her breath away (Thought CBDhad cured all that??) He can fuse the bones together again , but they are going to try another cortisone , but they have to put her to sleep to do it (She will love that!) so that will be in the next 2 months.
She asked him if she can run, he said they are your feet, your ankles, so you know what you can do. Asked if the screws would pop out, he said you could take the screws out because the bones have fused together (hang on, thought he said he could fuse them, confused.com) so she is going to just leave it. It's more scary cos she doesn't choose to have this kind of surgery.
* Saturday Eurovision & MEEEEE!. It'mm be live on YouTube, HER, Bing and 4 of her friends, she will get a takeaway. (Curry)No memories of Eurovision, only when SHE did it and they weren't good memories, starts singing her song. She couldn't sing that song, but SHE CAN sing. All the bullshit about **silly voice** Oh you're going to get a Sony deal, then they found out I was pregnant and I lost my 1% It's all political stuff as usual, But that was always a regret of mine. In the pink rubber catsuit 7 months pregnant, trying to hide the fact that I was fat". She tries to speak French Noir poirrrr for Nil points
Friday (so tomorrow) going to some carers awards, they were invited to the National Influencers awards on the same night, so she chose the carers awards.
* BAFTAS: Said Maura Higgins looked beautiful, best dressed, classy, reckons they will be going next year, wonders how some of the people get invited to go (Jealous)
P comes on pod at end, KP screaming you passed!!! Wooooooooooooooo (my ears) all the noise starts Olive crying. She asks P when are you getting a car, P says she's going to look soon, KP says she will go with her ***screaming again*** says to Edna " I can't stop smelling your cheese and onion breath".
* Edna moans that its boiling in KPs house, she said, "Ill have to turn the heating off", it was 40 degrees but skank has bald pussies. Having to put factor 50 on the cats & she uses it on the kids (yeah right)
*Edna has a cat that comes in her garden she told Albert to be careful, but sounds like cat got him (scratched?) so Albert doesn't like cats anymore. Cats have gone really dark because of the sun.
* They're Going to record a bonus episode too.
BUT they still haven't got to 400k subscribers.
* That comment about the BAFTAs -it didn’t sound like Edna was joking so it seems that Edna thinks they have something that will mean they get an invite to the BAFTAs!!!! So this must be a referral to the big new project they are teasing but seriously Skank? Her having a potential BAFTA award winning show has gotta be more delusion from the pair of them

The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families -
12.5.25 - So where is Dim Lynne then? Having been surgically attached to skank since she got booted from the SS, where has she vanished to? Perhaps she is now subject to investigation by the SS because we have heard DL was reported by other families she destroyed after the business with skank was launched into the open by Cole?? Perhaps skank elbowed her as she's no longer needed now she's lost J&B, or maybe DL realised what a fool she's been having lost her career all thanks to her adoration of the skank? No sympathy from around these parts though

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
9.5.25 - Major filter failure here Ewwww
* and this one featuring her Orange Mask filter effect where she matches the leather armchair beautifully
* https://youtu.be/aZvUfq3DDCs Re-showing her last Turkey butchery job - this is the rubbish she had filmed in Turkey when she ducked-out of that BH, the vitally important documentary that the world must not miss!!! Basically she's watching herself & talking about herself. She really is the most self centered narcissistic bore on the face of the planet isn't she?. Does she actually think 1000's of 'fans' want to sit through this mind numbingly boring crap at 5pm on a Friday? She is an utter twat! Has she bottled-out of the advertised BBL?
* A synopsis of this Borefest
Uurrrrggghh I look awful.
ME ME ME
Wants him to do her boobs at some point, as she loves Lou's plastics.
Wants more of the cat eye.
"I hate how I look, I look ugly............................."
Don’t like my mouth here
I don’t mind scars, they tell a story
She loves how she looks now
She’s got good skin
Her brows are shocking
Just put me to sleep, signed the consent form without reading it
Her hair loss is from extensions and stress so she will get a hair transplant on the sides
ME ME ME and its all the same-old crap as every other time
* In any case, going by the state of her it looks like 'Arvey Bear did the surgery
10.5.25 - the BBL did not happen but theres not been a single word from the Gob of Skank about it
12.5.25 - THREE visits to the nail bar in less than a week due to the hideous disasters of broken nails
* Its just announced that its off to London for an Endo Laser procedure so the BBL butchers have abviously been elbowed (or have they?)…. and off we go:-
She’s fed up people talking about her weight - she eats all 'elfy stuff dontcha knaaaaw (all that KFC Maccy D's etc...)
Might have filler too - stresses she hates needles But she's 'appy &, 'elfy
Been looking at mobility cars today for Harv - obviously she has managed to extract one for His Use, ie MEEEEE!
She walks the dog all the time & horse riding.
She’s singing "I got chew", and says she was in tune as it’s her own song
She doesn’t want a big bum
She will be bringing her perfume out soon
She’s trying to explain what an endolift is, basically she doesn’t want to spend a year exercising.
Says she'll be back on tv sooner than anybody thinks...............................
Me me me. MEEEEE!
They always put the worse pictures in the press along with made up stories….(errrr she sells those BackEnd pictures herself!!).
She is drowning-out the woman trying to explain this procedure
There will be MORE BOOKS!
The price of this procedure is £1500 -will tag the clinic at the end.
She will be on tv this year, its very exciting, she’s so X cited.
Harvey will be starting Monjara…
Going to come off live while she has needles done, she’s really over reacting as usual & squawking.
Repeating what the woman says
Warning to music lovers - Skank has recorded 15 songs in studio -Next year touring on her own, KP big bangers
Dropping hints about this sensational Noo Show she's doing - So this tv programme has X or ex in it by her hints, she can’t help herself. Ex on the beach?
She says when she sees people she went to school with they look old and haggard - unlike her apparently, she who is growing old gracefully and doesn't look old and haggard at all!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3558/3558282-104e3b80190c68b90194866a45f790de.mp4
She needs laser eye surgery more than all the rest of this shit!!
* She has lied about the lift, she’s having a BBL, 500ml of filler from the Clinic Club! She is actively promoting this…it’s a BBL! They are obviously trying to hide it by not showing the needles bit, but it’s deffo a BBL!! She’s having filler put in & skank is actively promoting it - she'd better be destroyed for this by our useless media
* The Sun has got it now.https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15197618/katie-price-tiktok-livestreams-bbl/ Showing her tick-tock with her bragging that she loves it and it just feels like she’s had a good workout. People asking why she keeps having all this surgery & she said because she’s had a lot of therapy for her traumas.
* She's not paying for it as she is promoting the clinic. I think we all know who’s doing this and they’re certainly not "surgeons" as she claims they are. There’s a screen up so you can only see her top half and not of these "surgeons" although The Sun says "It looks like she’s in a surgical setting". NOT. Something is seriously wrong with this whole situation.
13.5.25 - Skank just makes things physically worse for herself constantly. She does so many contradictory things.
Says she is worried about her arse being saggy and doesn’t want a big bum - then proceeds to get 500ml of filler injected. That is 250ml each side and that is not far off a can of cola on each cheek! That is a hell of a lot of filler, even for the large particle HA body fillers. So now the skin is stretched further and gravity will take its toll.
She then moans about her lip lift scar and then has huge amounts of lip filler administered. This just stretches the scar further. She should not have had any lip filler in place at the time of the procedure - the stretching of the scar was inevitable.
She says she is concerned about temple hair loss and then in the next breath talks about getting another fox eye lift (just to slice the skin some more and lose yet more hair). Because she only uses cheap surgeons and practitioners, there is seemingly nobody noticing the contraindications and it seems Doc Plovier has told her "On yer bike!" now
* Basically her appearance will be her punishment as she grows more gargoyle-esque with the passing weekss. It is clear that she is chasing a youthful look and yet with every procedure she looks older and even less attractive but surely it cannot have escaped her notice that so many people are shocked by her appearance now? Or perhaps she thinks the problem is with their eyes and not her looking like an extra from the Thriller video
* and here it is - her fantastic Noo Arse! Woo Hoo! She's still insisting this was an Endolift, an entirely different procedure to the BBL that she actually had (as confirmed by an expert Tattler who knows about these things). Her arse is botched! The crease sits far too low due to the skin laxity. There are still clearly sunken areas and it is a very unappealing shape. Despite piling loads of filler at the top, it definitely can’t be described as "Perky" and it is only going to get worse, especially if she gets migration like she has had previously. Its strange but doesn't it appear that Clinic Club and her Turkish surgeon were sent as her comeuppance for the constant lies, child and animal neglect, emotional abuse, unpaid debts and all the rest of her shite.? They are certainly doing a good job of making her outside as ugly as her inside.

Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
10.5.25 - Not so much leaping onto this bandwagon, more like being obligated onto it because this is a charity event being hosted by that lot who did the freebie paint job on the pink monstrosity. Here it is showing "Wot a Grate Persun wot I iz!" for it's charitable efforts, making certain to advertise the fact loud and clear in this tawdry little number Awwlll Abbaaahhhtttt MEEEEE! filmed by a flunkey https://youtu.be/MeyMaWXXUb8
* Look at the state of the scruffy cow! That ghastly JYY dishrag didn't even get ironed but take a look at her Turkey Teef sticking out of the gob! "Wots up doc??"
* Apparently the Pink Monstrosity had a flat tyre so she couldn't drive it but these idiots are now going to tart up the VW Beetle for the thing too Nevertheless the thing is autographing photos of the Pink Monstrosity instead of pictures of MEEEEE!
* The YouTube video about her appearance at that PK Auto Smart place charity fundraiser is just astonishing in how she makes everything about her. That lovely lady who is doing the Wing Walk had to listen to Skanky telling her all about her own Wing Walk and the fact that AFP apparently "donated £1m profit from her book to St Barnabas". There is absolutely NO WAY that AFP's shite Book of Lies made £1m - if it made ANY PROFIT that would be a miracle in itself!
*And as for saying that she didn't turn up in the pink Range Rover as its got a flat tyre - we all know that it's because its not got an MOT or road tax let alone insurance so perhaps her driving that old crate whilst videoing MEEEEE! and not wearing a seatbelt was maybe a step too far even for the skank??.
14.5.25 - it seems that this lot are tarting up skanky's Beetle too. Coincidentally P passed her driving test today so its an odds-on cert that skank is going to gift this old crate to her before Peter buys his daughter a properly SAFE vehicle to drive (as he did for Junior). Which we know pissed-off the skank immensely

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
14.5.25 - Dredging up the one who got away before he got properly predated, ie married to it! - Leandro
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14710297/Katie-Prices-ex-Leandro-Penna-split-different-life.html
"Their break-up quickly took a volatile turn as Leandro told how he dumped Katie because she was 'totally crazy' in bombshell comments. He reportedly said: 'I left her simply because she is crazy. Katie's brain is not wired right, or the wires don't connect properly.
'I don't know what's wrong with her. I was thinking it over recently and one day I packed my bags and left there was nothing else I could do. She was driving me insane.'
* "Old and talentless......................."
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14710297/Katie-Prices-ex-Leandro-Penna-split-different-life.html
Leandro was probably the smartest guy she's ever been with and a bit psychic too.....
"Katie knows she's old and has to resort to doing stupid things to get publicity because she's got no talent."
Now she's even older with even less talent plus she's ruined her looks all by herself - what a shame
15.5.25 - So all her gobbing-off on that Crapcast has set Boyson off again, he being The-Only-Ex-The One who has stood up to the thing promising retribution if she doesn't shut her trap about him once and for all. But of course she can't do that as slagging off the multitudes of Escapees is all she actually has left now apart from H?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-ex-kris-boyson-35226739?int_source=breaking-news
* This just goes to show how absolutely vapid she is.... she thinks is all about looks and nothing to do with personality, having a nice nature or someone who's kind (unlike her who is hideously disfigured, orange coloured with the engaging personality of Hitler....) No, she brings it down to the lowest denominator - "MEEEEE! - Ize better innit!"....

* No mention of HER going off shagging continually throughout these 'relationships', let alone her "paid assignments" with the Sugar Daddies she boasted about nor The Poo Patrol either. Thats acceptable presumably?

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
13.5.25 - Lifted from that podcast it did the other day,, here slagging off the Exes again because they unjustifiably accused her of "Having an affair................"when she is obviously entirely innocent! Perish the very idea eh? She can peck away all she likes but Pete, (same as her looks), have long gone, never to return.
* She's pretending the reason why she and Pete divorced was because he "thought" she was having an affair! The thing is, she was having an affair and is alleged to have got pregnant by the other bloke, had an abortion and lied to Pete by saying she miscarried his baby when he'd not even slept with her for some time!
* Her whole defence revolves around her insisting she didn't sleep with him. So shagging this bloke in the stables condom free is just her way of being free? It's not what she says, it's how she says it and what she doesn't say. In the clip from the Sun, her leg is tapping away like billy ho as she repeats her lies and pleads innocence over it all. Methinks skank doth protest too much. To express an opinion or fact so strongly or so often, people start to doubt that you are telling the truth to begin with, especially when one bangs-on about it constantly with different variations all the time
* and rinse and repeat.... Cole actually has/had proof of her cheating and yet she still denies everything....
* Lifted from the latest crapcast :-
Katie Price reveals the real reason for her divorce from ex-husband Peter Andre as she shares bombshell details about their separation | Daily Mail Online
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-real-reason-35215235
* This one is undoubtedly about Cole. https://metro.co.uk/2025/05/13/katie-price-says-strangled-spat-on-heartbreaking-admission-23074477/
* and here we go with yet more the bullshit about that monster Pete "Not believing MEEEEE! when Ize innercint!", lifted from that crapcast
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34926155/katie-price-reveals-real-reason-behind-peter-andre-breakup/
"Katie Price admits she hopes to reconcile with Peter Andre and insists they could've worked through cheating accusations - as she reveals they haven't spoken for 16 YEARS"
14.5.25 - Here we go again https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-strangled-spat-on-35221436#comments-wrapper
Strange that this has happened only once..... I would imagine there's a queue of people who'd like to do the same thing.....
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-strangled-spat-on-35221436#comments-wrapper
* And this???? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/playboy-playmate-georgia-crazy-night-408569
"She claims Jordan grabbed her and began passionately kissing her in the packed venue.And then, bizarrely, demanded that Georgia strangle her and spit on her.
“She just lurched for me and stuck her tongue down my throat. “I told her I had a boyfriend but she just kept saying, ‘F*** that!’
But Katie’s behaviour took a worrying turn for the worse. Georgia says: “She started screaming that she liked being strangled then she held my throat over the banister of the club, saying: ‘Strangle me, spit on my f***ing face. Everyone was looking at each other. It really freaked me out.”
Then, on what was day five of Katie’s holiday bender, she launched into her estranged husband Peter Andre, 36. Georgia says: “She started going on about how Peter couldn’t handle her and asked me if I could handle her?”
According to Georgia, Katie then pointed at a bare-chested bloke and told her: “I just want to have a bit of sex because I haven’t had sex for ages.”
She marched up to the man and, when he said he was attached, she retorted: “F*** your girlfriend. It’s all about me!”
Georgia also describes how Katie, drinking vodka and staggering around, snogged THREE other men. She adds: “Katie was just pointing at men and they were being brought up to her. It was like she was a queen choosing her subjects. She was all over them like a rash and loving all the attention.” Eventually, Katie was ushered out of the back entrance by her friends. As they held her up, she screeched: “I just wanna go home!” She then got a car back to the five-star Es Vive hotel near Ibiza Town. Georgia says: “Katie had make-up smeared over her face. She looked like a clown."

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
9.5.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34878005/katie-price-slammed-animal-charity-dangerous-pet-move/ Mistreating Wallis AGAIN with her well-known ekwestryan "expertise". It might not even BE Wallis of course, nevertheless the ekwestryan hexpert has got everything wrong here and the horse is sufferring for her vanity
* https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/katie-price-animal-lovers-concerned-worrying-detail-horse-latest-post
Poor old Wallace (or stand-in Wallace) is being subjected to her "expert" equestrian care & abilities People who do know on FB are saying that his bit is too high and pulling his mouth back but even a non-expert can see that that doesn't look very comfortable for him Look at his mouth being dragged up and back
Also mentioned there seems to be a problem with his back leg too - he had an ulcer not so long ago
12.5.25 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15189569/katie-price-five-pets-animal-charity/
They used a really excellent photo of skank in this though The real unfiltered horror of a face that could haunt houses ... an awful fake hairline, caked in inch thick makeup and she is actually orange now like a scrawny Oompah Loompah phwoar ... That aside,they have stuck it right at her

Demeaning Men -
8.5.25 - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3551/3551248-31e092580b32bd810ef370d95742ca2a.mp4

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
12.5.25 - yes this is really a fantastic idea from the thicko sisters and well-done to Edna for agreeing to let H manhandle his baby cousin!! They know what he's like with animals and have allowed this FFS???? https://youtu.be/yjrEK9_7zYc
* Skank forces Harvey to hold Olive - he hates loud noises so she puts the baby on his shoulder that starts to cry right in his ear!!! And the enabling Edna lets her do it!!! And why?? Oh yes, for more clicks and coin. So its OK to risk your niece being badly injured and your son being sent to a secure unit - or is that the plan?! Great mothers right there, the pair of 'em Eta he looks drugged up to the eyeballs so I guess they think he's "safe"
* Love the way when handing the child to H she threw the dog to the floor. Top animal lover too.
* And as for kidding yourself that you don't look 47 skanky, then crack on - you absolutely deluded gargoyle. She's not wrong though, she doesn't look 47. She looks like a 20,00000 year old ancient reptile that's been dug up by archaeologists
* The Brain Deads comments are saying "H is adorable…" as usual (which he isn't). Yet again he’s shouting at the dog saying “That bloody dog”…until skank then prompts him saying “What do you normally go….”Rookie shut the….” to which H duly complies with the prompting from Mummy with “Rookie shut the fuck up”. Mass hysteria from the Brain Deads - honestly she provokes him on purpose as she thinks this is what the fans love, which unbelievably they seem to.
* It does look like H doesn’t like the dog at all, so don’t bloody do that skank and wind him up you twat.!!!! None of the pets are safe in that house and theres Edna watching on, she who appears to give no fucks either, That was just horrible.
* Short-sighted Edna must think we're all as stupid as she is . Skanky "babysitting" for her they say, well she's driven a bloody long way from Sittingbourne in Kent to 'Aywerds 'Eef in Sussex just so skank can "babysit" eh?? I think not! With unpredictable H and his dislike of the dogs its a recipe for disaster and she knows this too well, so Edna just quit trying to persuade everyone that you trust your skanky sister with your kids!!! Its perfectly apparent that this fiasco simply translates as 'Oh of course she's safe and responsible enough as a person to get unsupervised visits and overnight stays when she looks after my son and baby daughter regularly.....' And there you have the reason for her saying it - its to show the new legit social worker that she's ready for unsupervised visits from J&B. Its all BS!! It won't be quite to easy to pull that stunt now the disgraced Social Wanker who LIED for the skank has gone off-grid/escaped
13.5.25 - H is acting up again smashing things, and just look at the car she's grifted too

14.5.25 - off the back of that grovelling crapcast they lift this LIE.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34936752/katie-price-harvey-kidnap-plot-car-crash/
The kidnap threats... As for kidnap threats against herself and any of the kids - what utter bollocks! Why if you had police telling you of kidnap threats would you take all of your security systems out or not maintain/install more on your property? Surely the need would be for MORE outside CCTV, electronic gates and intercom system but they were all removed instead- and then she let her children wander the unfenced and unlit grounds alone after dark.
* If any of the other children had a" kidnap threat" their Dads could confirm or deny it and I can't see PA or KH lying about something so serious happening to their kids. H has no-one speaking for him apart from his rancid birth giver and the enabling Clan Grifter - H is the only one she can really lie about & not be questioned nor queried about.
* And what sort of a "hard man enforcer" who belongs to an Essex organised crime gang actually wants one of her hideous designer dresses as ransom?. He'd be outta luck now when handed that pink JYY speshul
* Furthermore, What kind of kidnapper looks at a potential victim who is known for being twice bankrupt and think
"Yes she's minted! Let's extort loadsa money out of her.............." What a fucking idiot
* Cars for Harvey.................... "I've ordered the Volvo" (For MEEEEE!) Now its a new Capri EV so who knows?? Just listen to the seatbelt warning going off constantly
* Neither did skank take H to any of these car viewings to actually check if he would "Fit" into them seeing as the entire issue is supposed to be that he doesn't fit into any other vehicle at all. Its proof really that she's having a Motability car -WHATEVER! - but the one she wants, with no consideration to what is Best for her son. If she could grift a pink one so much the better for MEEEEE!
* On GMB this morning where Susanna Reid is quizzing a government minister about the proposed cuts to PIP payments and how they’ve been inundated with viewers scared and horrified about what is coming. The minister said they have to stop abuse of the system, too many people are abusing it, yet here we have Skank deciding she doesn’t want a £42K mobility car and instead will get a £57K car!! Make it make sense,!! People deserving of PIP are looking at their basic payments being cut but Skank can still get any car she wants??? H doesn’t need a £57K car, a cheaper car would suffice,, plus he can walk! How is there no clampdown on this, it’s ridiculous she can do this when so many other claimants are sadly about to see their benefits cut.

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
* Meet Ben, the crapcast producer who is an even bigger berk than Bong!. No need to add anything is there??

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
12.5.25 - https://youtu.be/tIC-j7f1zzw?si=WKC--O_phjYE7jNF This daft lad contradicts himself at every turn but thank God for the viewers comments which show her to be the true cunt she is with mentions about the animals she's killed etc. Think about THAT next time you under-research your subjects, Cam.
15.5.25 - Sometimes The Sun stick it to her (usually when Clemmie is not around to veto stuff on skanky's behalf).
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34955988/katie-price-shows-off-brand-new-40k-car-for-harvey-after-hes-unable-to-fit-in-hers/
* They’ve quoted her saying back in February that she WILL drive the car, but later they bring up her appalling driving history. Are they actually highlighting the fact that she can’t drive a mobility car with her record, without actually saying it?. She will find it impossible to abuse the use of the car if the Scum decide to show her driving it in August, which they no doubt will if she does
"And back in February, Katie admitted her son Harvey can't fit in her car after she revealed he will be starting weight loss jabs.
She said at the time: "He’s entitled to a mobility car because he doesn’t fit into small cars because of his size.
"Now the problem is they won’t insure me as his carer because of my licence.
"So that’s another bridge I’ve got to overcome. I’m his mum and the one who will be driving him around”
Katie has been banned from driving six times in the last ten years after a series of infringements."
* As to her driving him around, how can this be when currently he's a couple of hour's drive away from her and even this new place is at least half an hour away?? Surely his Carers would get the car to use, not parked up at Mummy's Hovel for her to use at will?
* Incidentally, you don’t just get a Motabilty car because you can’t fit into a normal size car