Katie Price 40 Wiki

* Resumé
* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
* Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (Includes The Bailiffs!)
* Court Cases - #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief
* The Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* AFP'S Book of Lies Etc -
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
* "Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Plasterclasses!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* More Grauniad Rubbish
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her

Here is a heartfelt plea to everybody - if you are out and about and spot the thing driving, PLEASE get photos/video footage identifying it! Its pretty certain you can earn a few quid from the media for it but think of the great act of citizenship you are doing in removing this #criminal junkie from the roads once and for all!

Resumé - The #criminaljunkie
Following the farcical Court date, take the positives everyone ...
* It was with an unknown male driving who DIDNT TAKE THE FALL FOR HER LIKE BOYSON. ( It looks decidedly like SB who later posted a meme snarking at "Narcissists"
* We now know that her licence is and remains 'medically revoked'
* Non payment of the court fine is serious business ... if she pays it then she will have to explain where the money came from to the forensic accountants. Oh and she has 28 days to pay it
* She is in serious financial shit with TWO bankruptcies running concurrently
* She is being investigated by HMRC
*She has more driving charges in court to come in a week's time
* PETA have outed her
* Dangerous driving charities are now attacking her
* She has ZERO tv work incoming. Its likely she is blacklisted by TV and redtops... anything that gets airtime soon was filmed and paid for long ago
* When the redtops say 'her main income is OF" its because they might pay a few quid via Backend here although they won't be buying ANYMORE BULLSHIT EXCLUSIVES from her - plus she automatically loses 40% to the bankruptcy lot
*OKrap have ended their contract with her... they dont appear interested in printing an "I love Lego" fake relationship story ... the Grauniad had agreed to some kind of deal but appear to have shelved it after one poorly performing article and the ripping that earned them, for that they obviously delayed the follow up
* If there is another Skanky biography book it will sink faster than her last one about Harvey & MEEEEEE and won't get as much press as the shit AFP's Book of Lies. It'll only be a rehash of every other pile of shite it's ever put out anyway
* Her constant fillers are just stretching her awful rubbery wrinkly skin to the point of no return - she's a MESS!
* No plastic surgeon can or will attempt to correct the wonky, damaged nipple-less tits or the tiny eye
* Her nose is collapsing, so is the top lip - the Westbrook Look is en route!
* She is covered in surgery scars and looks 15 years older without a filter
* Her older kids keep their distance understandably
* And the best she can manage is a fake relationship with the short, bad hair , ugly bug Lego
* Plus it looks like TikTokShop have sacked her after those car-crash episodes detailed in earlier wikis
Her life is going great !
100% those children will be back with their dad this year ... but then she doesnt want them anyway. Its all been an exercise in pure malice to get at their Father in the only way she had left

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that..................................... -
7.3.24 - PFP has apparently made no bones about the fact that LegoBoy & KFP is a fake relationship, the Showmance we all suspected. Its all been cooked up by her promotors, maybe that idiot Jess & her noo ayjuncy?
Initially, she was texting JJ & getting a response whilst trying to make it seem someone was interested in her for Crawl's benefit (to make him jealous) but it all backfired when the argument broke out in the Liverpool apartment in which Crawl smashed a door etc & then Harvey kicked off totally smashing the place up. (Hence why she left the apartment so suddenly to finish her stay in a hotel). She then knew she'd seriously F'd everything up but it was too late as far as Crawl is concerned when he stomped off to his Dad's place to hide from skank on the warpath.
* It would appear Crawl has been warned off from directly saying anything as we suspected & possibly so has Alex although quite what else she could do to him is debateable, but no matter what either of them signed it's not worth the paper it's written on! She can't afford to sue either of them!!. With SB there's stuff he doesn't want released about him or his Dad's shady dealings, but as to Alex, well, she's already destroyed him, what more could she do to him anyway?
* And this!! PFP and AFP finally left the Shitty Shack setting sail for the IoW after a bust up with KP. It is alleged that skanky told her belovéd Muvva she ‘Never wants to see her again.........’ after the old bat had a go at the skank about her drink problem
13.3.24 - Poor ol' Legohead has pissed off a lot of his family and friends with this "romance" with the skank, indeed she’s going to be the only thing he has left soon which is just how she likes it.

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
"Bold Glamma"?? Nah more like
Legohead reprises the old poses

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
13.3.24 - heres the Sun with a poll about skanky's "singing". Funny how 79% don't give a shiny shite about her Moosic wiv or wivvout dat Skarlitt
(82) Katie Price #365 A boob job too far and don't let her near a sodding car! | Page 24 | Tattle Life

Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (Includes The Bailiffs!)-
9.3.24 - since the thing got slapped with a 40% involuntary take from her OF & Backgrid earnings payable towards her collossal debts,, it has actually had TWO lots of rubbish dealt with by BackEnd - so like it or not she is repaying about a tenner a time!
15.3.24 - it looks like skank's first bankruptcy hearing is on Monday 18th March 2024 - how will she get out of this one?? It does explain the sudden appearance of Harvey & the kid's photos, the build-up of Mentawl 'Elf nonsense with “I’m drained.........I can’t get my meds” bullshit and the quiet social media presence as it goes under the radar. There is always a ready answer to anything skanky does because there is ALWAYS an underlying motive

17.3.24 - Let's get ready for tomorrow's next BH date - The List of Excuses at the ready
My mum opens all my post.
My brother deals with all my finances.
I didn’t know anything about it.
It’s Pete’s fault.
It‘s a special kind of bankruptcy.
My post was stolen - aktyully dey nicked me post boc.......................
My ADHD is so bad.
My MH is the worst ever.
I’ve changed my phone number 56734 times
Tattle said I was going to jail, they’re twolls
Never underestimate the Pwicey
The media are lying & they awl hate me

Court Cases - # Criminaljunkie
8.3.24 - Lets see if it turns up in Northampton for this one, the first of three in the next couple of weeks
11.3.24 - yes its this one thats hits Court in Northampton tomorrow so another day, another Court case, but whats the betting it won't turn up anyway? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13040231/Katie-Price-set-face-trial-12-driving-offence-accused-wheel-Range-River-without-licence.html The car was towed away when she was nabbed so it's up for these 2 charges and speeding. The Charge sheet states she "did not hold a valid licence after a period of disqualification".
* She faces a second charge of using a motor vehicle on a road without third party insurance - which could see her slapped with an unlimited fine or another driving ban.'' Sadly we have watched this thing just blithely carry on collecting convictions and fines without giving a shiny shite about it so nobody holds out a lot of hope for this
* After she got nicked, Edna (the Source of most BS) popped up with this Classic Deflection on skank's behalf.

Basically, "Sumwun grassed on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Why should MEEEEEEE be forced to do another blood test eh? Oh and "Dem barstids 'ave bin nickin' me post agen so Iye didunt knaaaw ennyways"
* Heres your proof that it has no intentions of facing Court in Northampton tomorrow because its going to see Sweeney Todd Ellie to have the rest of the Dead Sea pumped into her sloshy arse which is going to be posted live on Twat Tok!! She is an absolutely rubbish advert for this equally useless procedure when in fact her arse has leaked publicly and it needs topping-up constantly. Is that supposed to happen and who is stupid enough to pay for that?? Sweeney Todd keep giving her these top ups for free presumably - because she is such a great advert for their services !!!! Basically how is it going to sit in the car for a couple of hours to even get to Northampton let alone sit in a Court waiting room?
*NOTE - word has it that in fact skanky is NOT going to Court (surprise surprise) Must have changed her pleas to "GUILTY"
12.3.24 - Here we go then. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-68541753
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-appear-court-shes-32331298
* another whitewash then and it didn't turn up either as expected.
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26612834/katie-price-fined-driving-licence-insurance/
What a joke So we can see why it chooses to not bother with insurance anyway & merely "risks" getting nicked if by chance she runs over a policeman's foot (seeing as the plods are apparently incapable of catching the thing off out driving wherever it wants). It’s obviously cheaper for her to not have a license and insurance therefore why would she bother paying the extortionate cost of vehicle insurance with her appalling record?? Its simpler to just drive while banned when all she's going to get is a pathetic £800 fine because it’s less hassle and far cheaper than her insurance would be. The world's gone totally mad!!
* Now with her standing on 11 points on her currently-revoked-licence, whatever she collects for the next batch should see the thing banned YET AGAIN should they ever give it a Licence again, thus this absolute fiasco is just going to carry-on ad infinitum innit?
* Oh and just bear in mind that the skank got this ludicrous result whilst initially claiming "Not guilty", she did not bother to turn up to prove her innocence and she was without a legal rep!!!! Absolute joke!!!
*It was recognised by a police officer getting out of the driver's side at a petrol station.... and wearing the appropriate footwear for driving on the Browkern Trotterz I see. - nevertheless it pleaded Not Guilty!!!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13186963/katie-price-guilty-driving-without-insurance.html - this contains the footage of it getting out of the car at the pêtrol station.
* John Scruby, from the Campaign against Drink Driving, told MailOnline today: 'It's absolutely ridiculous. It's time that people realise that she is not going to listen and will keep doing this again and again. She will carry on breaking the law and the only way to stop her is to put her behind bars.' '
* It also appears the magistrates were told of her previous bans - it's just madness that they only gave her a small fine which considering skank is "minted" won't matter one bit to her - thats IF she pays it of course
"Magistrates were told Price has numerous previous convictions for motoring offences, including driving while disqualified in 2019 and 2021. ''
* Its quite an impressive feat by old Skanky Pants....racking up 11 points on a licence you don't actually have is some going!
* Its just posted this - a two-fingered salute to today's fiasco
13.3.24 - heres the photographic evidence of it at the garage - she denied she was driving of course so how else does she explain this then when she gets out of the driver's seat???
13.3.24 - this is an old video going back to when it turned over the SB's BMW off its head on drink and drugs - nothing has changed has it? https://youtu.be/1YHaNoAUnw4
* This was a comment in one of the Mail's articles about it driving, proof that it is still driving whenever it wants to with the kids in tow.
We know the thing has a blue Beetle too How come the local plods NEVER catch it eh???
* It appears its been given 28 days to pay the fines too so expect lots of flogging crap and hideous foters hitting the market.
14.3.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26685110/katie-price-failed-show-up-driving-charge-court/
* The comments on this one are NOT kind either
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-too-drained-32352792
This one is epic! "Someone needs to explain to Ms Price that she hasn't got a court recognised diagnosis. Internet searches of what to claim won't stand up in a court of law. Plus, she might want to tone down her social media visits to salons because somewhat contradictory to claims of not being healthy. She's gearing up to get out of the upcoming court dates, nothing more. And on behalf of people of Sussex Kate, STOP DRIVING!!. Its worth adding to actually get out of everything (which would only be temporarily Kate cos you read here - J said so) you need to go a full section 2. That will mean "losing" the kids back to their father (no loss for them, saves them!) and having to risk a very, very, very lengthy stay. But hey it will mean a drug detox too which will help the nose, so win some, lose some!
and this one - "Kipper you really do make things up as you go along. You did not have to turn up at court because you changed your plea to guilty after finding out they had cctv footage of you! You already knew it was a fine & that's why you didn't turn up.
Your head health does not stop you faking stories for coin does it? And anyone taking ADHD meds would not be drinking alcohol and getting in the messes you do so frequently "
15.3.24 - and today its shouting it's mouth off with this BS "I love cars, I'm still waiting to get my licence back," Katie explained. "I've had every car - my dream car when I was younger, I wanted to have a black Vitara jeep." Not a putrid pink one then eh skank?? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-boasts-fast-cars-32363380
They also mistakenly call it a "Motorhead" by which surely they mean a "Petrolhead" - or did they actually mean to write
PISS HEAD which is actually a better description of the thing?
17.3.24 - Time to ACT, not talk about it!!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13203555/katie-price-jailed-committing-driving-offence.html

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
9.3.24 - There seem to be ripples appearing on the surface as to whether SB is going to go a-grovelling back to the skank when now even she must be aware that NOBODY is buying into her Grate Lurrrve Thang with Legohead. Cast out and reel in Sinkboy to resume his position as The One #3697 Woo Hoo! Is he really that stupid though, after all he's only too aware now of exactly what she is plus it was he who exposed the Lynne Rickwood bent social wanker stuff, he also dumped her secretly stashed car at the Shitty Shack and he published the texts skank sent him tormenting him about taking Legohead on his birthday trip. He doesn't exactly like her anymore surely?


The Media Showmance -
7.3.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26431774/katie-price-hits-back-boyfriend-jj-slater/ Its getting a bit shirty over folks not believing the credibity of this latest pathetic "romance"
He's been in Showbiz a long time though
9.3.24 - Katie Price hits back amid fakery row with new man JJ Slater as she insists 'I don't have to tell everyone everything' | The Sun Which begs the question then skank, WHY DO YOU TELL EVERYBODY EVERYTHING THEN???
Could it be that you have realised that NOBODY whatsoever is convinced by your puerile rubbish about yours and Legohead's pathetic so-called womance?
9.3.24 - he's still posting horrible images of the thing thinking it is Seksi trying to convince The World that this is anything BUT a gigantic con trick! It has failed Legohead!! For a start those awful garments don't fit the thing, mostly because she has to grift a 7XXXXL so that theres enough fabric to cover Phil & Grant and that means the sleeves are so long they'd fit King Kong! What a mess And he's chopped half her ugly head off too
10.3.24 - a date for the lovebugs!! As IF skank would be seen dead at a country music festival when everybody knows she's a Club moosic afficionado https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26549869/katie-price-boyfriend-jj-slater-date-night-country-festival/ Or is skanky thinking of diversifying into C&W now?
11.3.24 - just making certain everybody knows he's her Property Even if it is all FAKE!!
15.3.24 - Here we have it - skanky WAS cheating on SB long before he stormed out at Christmas!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26705305/katie-price-convinced-slip-texting-jj-slater-behind-carl/

But you have to understand here - skank is NOT a cheat! Its always the men that cheat on her!!
15.3.24 - some rubbish from that toilet roll Closer magazine. Lets see what Lego's Mummy has to say about this before skanky goes getting any Big Ideas about him baling her out of the cesspit she has created for herself! https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/jj-slater-helps-katie-price/

* This is actually what its all about - she's after tagging onto Legohead's grotty little Tshirt "business" churning out crap in her own inimitable "style" so they can both be Milyunayres woo hoo! 'And Katie is hoping to team up with JJ and launch a new venture together so she can be a multi-millionaire once again.' Deluded much...?!! She tried this caper with SB if you recall and that too sunk without trace *
* Do they mean the "Noo (Sh)It Couple perchance??? and this - "But her career has taken a hit in recent years – with her reality show being axed, her make-up classes barely selling tickets and other business ventures flopping".
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-secrets-jj-32359732#comments-wrapper
Mummy - not skanky!!

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 -"Ize a singul gal now!"-
11.3.24 - OK so it's currently involved in the latest Media Showmance (for how long is debateable), a complete and utter FAKE with Legohead Kryten who has the personality of a Tesco carrier bag. So with that in mind heres the List of Criteria handed to Potential Noo Eggs

15.3.24 - on another recent crapcast it guested on and ruined - that Lala nonsense - skanky flatly denied EVER being reduced to going on dating apps to trawl-in A Bloke; Well, WTF is this then eh??? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11637617/katie-price-dating-app-lockdown-love/

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
7.3.24 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13168287/Katie-Price-dresses-daughter-Bunny-9-Im-Celeb-stints-World-Book-Day-makes-slight-gaffe.html "Slight gaffe???" Skank thinks she's been weely clevva doing this An epic comment here though (13) Katie Price #363 She’s out on a binge making JJ cringe, pooing on stage and grabbing her minge | Page 15 | Tattle Life
7.3.24 - The Fashun Gala it was co-hosting (?????) has been suddenly postponed until April - one cannot imagine why.....

12.3.24 - another Noo Ideya Awwwlll Abaaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEE. Lets see the media queuing up to buy this crap then -
"Speaking to Closer magazine, the source also claimed Katie is considering documenting her friendship with former Geordie Shore star Chloe Ferry for a behind-the-scenes TV show. If the pitch is snubbed by the likes of ITV and Channel 4, Katie will set up her own streaming channel and broadcast it herself, the insider added to the publication. "
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2811/2811695-4077dc615693cf5d5a62e85d5e4b14ac.mp4
* this load of crap is nine years old but its as relevant tody as it ever was https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/mother-of-reinvention-katie-price-on-vulnerability-facing-up-to-her-mistakes-and-why-she-ll-never-be-a-feminist-10133066.html
LIES!!!!!!
14.3.24 - heres the Mail repeating her BS about "Interviewing Serial Killers in the USA" https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26675300/katie-price-death-row-serial-killers-show/
Likely they'll have to bring said Serial Killers to the UK for these "interviews" seeing as skank has'nt a snowball-in-hell's chance of getting a Visa with her criminal record
* As a #Criminal Junkie she does have a lot of expertise to use
* Another cringe-interview with it where it made a spectacle of itself in Ireland recently - listen to it's insulting Irish accent
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0862-jpeg.2816608/
* Its also put itself forward as being an expert in "Medical Stuff" too along with "Crime", but regardless of the overall theme of any potential Show featuring the skank what you'll actually get is this because all programmes fronted by her will be the same ... regardless of the title or the topic ...
Me me me me me
More about Me
5 mins occasionally seeing another person on screen whilst I ask them about Me but don't actually allow them to reply
More about me
Me me me me me, oh and MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5 mins of me talking about Harve ... Da Wun .. men who have been bad to Me ... Do you know that my mum is dying and wrote a book about Me?
Me me me me me
and finally 10 minutes more about Me talking about Me followed by a photo homage to Me with "Return of the Mac" playing in the background (so's that bitch Edna can't use it HA!)

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
8.3.24 - stand by for incoming! The deployment of the Mental 'Elf card for all her Court Cases is ready to launch!
"Katie stressed that she hadn't even been looking for a relationship when she met JJ. She continued to open up further about her life, revealing that she's had "a lot of dramas" recently. Despite not sharing what these dramas were, Katie explained: "I've got a lot of dramas in my life I've got a head block, I'm seeing my therapist and seeing a consultant because my head is fuzzy and I'm coping with a lot. Some stuff I just can't cope with which are like normal stuff that people can cope with." (Things like paying debts eh skank?)
"Pooorr MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
14.3.24 - here you go! This is the excuse it gives for NOT turning up to its recent illegal driving Court Case in Northampton.
She was "Too drained................... the lack of her speshul medications for all her Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos.................. blah blah blah" Instead it spent the day getting pampered, pumped with more gloop in her arse and talking shit on the latest crapcast.
Katie Price reveals why she failed to show up at court to face the music over driving charge - moaning 'I'm so drained' | The Sun
This is of course beginning the big build-up to her swansong performance for the BH when it'll be "Too sick to attend or answer any questions" then admit itself to 'Otel Pwiowy to draw a few more stickmen pictures and screech how its all the fault of MEN! " Too drained......." Let's see then - it was at a concert with JJ Saturday in London, Mother’s Day meal Sunday, podcast recording Monday, plus hair / bbl etc done too when it was supposed to attend Court - but somehow it can’t get itself to Northampton for a few hours? Maybe she couldn't pressgang anyone to drive her there ? Wow imagine anyone else due in court simply saying "Sorry yer honour. I can’t make it today as I’m feeling drained" Seriously deluded
* In point of fact, the only “draining” going on is the 5,000 ml of “gunk” currently leaking southwards out of her ass.

Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap -
7.3.24 - Here we go with flogging Springtime Crap for JYY - it explains why Darth was out with her and H yesterday too.
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_1914-png.2800473/ Funny, but she looks like Albert Steptoe in his combinations again
12.3.24 - Just before Christmas it was begging for a sweep to come and unbung the "chimleys" at the Shitty Shack - some mug replied to the thing and duly completed the task, but rather stupidly they expected To Be Paid for their work. WRONG! Heres another small business it has ripped off in the usual fashion then

* And heres The Sun reporting on the con artiste skank having seen it on here no doubt! So not only is it blacklisted by all the local Vets & animal feed suppliers, heres another small local business thats been ripped-off by the skank Oddly enough, once contacted by The Sun for comment the outstanding bill was swiftly PAID It'll blame Dim Lynne for it though
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26625274/bankrupt-katie-price-blacklisted-small-business-bill/
13.3.24 -Conspicuous in their absence are the Twat Toks & other selling sprees it was doing in the last months - what has happened to them?? Have the companies involved realised the error of their ways in employing this this inept, crass, disgusting thing to sell their wares for them??
* Undoubtedly another grift seeing as she does not pay tradespersons for their time and expertise - or was he after being paid for previous services rendered?

14.3.24 - and now this from it, proving that she DOES PAY her serfs and the media lie!! https://tattle.life/attachments/2813571/
16.3.24 - for the first time in ages its flogging the JYY crap

Podcast Garbage -
7.3.24 - this week's scintillating episide of utter bollocks and LIES from skank & Edna
* Apparently lots of people are "really excited" for the podcast show. Outfits needed for the show - Edna will be in jeans, trainers and a blazers, skank is going to be sparkly (so another of her saveloy skin outfits then.
* Re JJ: Are you in a relationship? Yes she is now official, they were seeing each other but not official. Maybe next week she will talk about how long they have been messaging and seeing each other. She wasn’t looking for a relationship. (of course not!)
*Still calling the tv show Breakthrough, instead of Breathtaking
* The photoshoot she did the other week was for her noo book cover. It’s natural, white top, jeans, bare-feet, she has day of release, done videos for interviews for it.
*She’s recorded LaLa podcast, Jo Bags (?) Elizabeth Day, who wants her back.
* SFP says she's had some dickheads in her dms this week, (called her Laura), one who commented on her appearance. They are both having a good ol' swear about her. Edna says she would never have a go about another woman’s appearance Really????
* Skank is shouting about International Woman’s day - very loudly, "Oi oi…!!!" They're both trying to sing
* MAFS Australia, she loves it dontcha knaaaa - (probably already messaging one in a recruitment drive), mentioned in passing that "JJ didn’t want to go to the reunion show...." (or wasn't allowed to go more like)
* BB, said she has been asked to go bit on the side, not sure of date.
* Has her studio dates booked in with Scarlet Lee for some more singing ready for her tour and all the music events she is doing over the summer. She's also recording 3 club classics and singing her own.
* Had a meeting yesterday about a tv show, if she gets it, she’s very excited.
* VIP page advert. You can watch the whole pod show now. (No fanx luv)
* Bunty comes in with something for the snack tray and she asks her to make her a cup of tea. (Child slavery still in operation)
* The double numbers manifested, more doors are opening for her, all positive thinking.
* There are a lot of dramas going on in her life at the moment. She's seeing a therapist tomorrow as she keeps that up- her head is fuzzy. Some things she can’t cope with at the moment (probably means her vast collection of Court cases)
* Her bathroom is being done at the moment and getting a new bed, she doesn’t know where it’s coming from so grifted presumably. She has ordered loads of frogs and stickers for Harvey’s bedroom as he is coming home Monday, Edna went to see H at college, his room was tidy and quiet, H was very quiet (apparently keeps messaging her saying he is missing her) so says she will be knackered.
* Bunny brings her cup of tea, she moans it’s not very hot.
* She’s been so busy, taken kids bowling, Bunty cantering on the horse. All family stuff this week, now she’s trying to blag a free trip to the Cotswold, Edna said she would email them.
* She’s now opening a toy from a stupid kinder egg and puts on a stupid voice to Bunty.
*AFP gave Edna cabinet that was in KFP’s annexe, there’s a dildo in there. Not for KP she says - she likes the real thing.
* Questions- breakfast, skank loves boiled eggs for breakfast. (all her eggs are boiled..................)
* Does she ever wish she wasn’t famous? No, always wanted to be. She loves her job, she's a people person, just doesn’t love some of the stuff that comes with it when you’re famous.
*If you could go back in time, what would you do? Avoid some of the men she has been with. (Funny but thats what they all say)
* How do you prepare for when your children leave home? She hasn’t seen Junior for ages, she has messaged him, he hasn’t got a car at the moment, she was devastated, heartbroken when H left home, but she got her life back as she was his full time carer. It’s an emptiness.
* Princess "wants to do a podcast with her", so she says.
* More boring Viewers questions. 🥱
* She doesn’t have time to always make an effort, she would rather spend quality time with the kids. (That'll be a whole couple of hours in three weeks then?)
* It admits it filters pictures and has had work done - there’s a pressure you know!.
* She wanted to go to the gym tonight, but has been working all day, so would feel guilty as not fair on the kids.
* Jett is always outside (mmmmm, not sure I believe that or perhaps he's just "Out" like Junior is??) It seems to have finally admitted that Junior does NOT live with her and is always "Out" and thats it!
Still the Same Shit but Different Day
12.3.24 - another batch of bullshit from skank & Edna on Yootoob rehashing the same old crap as usual https://youtu.be/BsYhn86ikqk
And another pile of garbage containing the usual utter bullshit - same shit different host This cretin actually had Alex on there telling of how he suffered due to the skank and now he's grovelling all over the thing FFS!!! This imbecile has been getting a roasting over having the thing on his pod though & rightly so too.
And another random crapcast with Edna then - she recorded this tripe instead of going to Court!
* She’s got 40 dates this summer doing gay prides and party in the parks
* Apparently JJ had dm’d her 2 years ago (it was with Carl then) but someone must of deleted the message, she wasn’t after a boyfriend.
* Men control her and tell her what to do. yawn......................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*Just said on the pod she wants to go back to Thailand. One of the big draws for her is that they have hairdressers there! She wants to go to Dubai - do they have hairdressers though??.
* Her dream holiday is going to a tree house in a tropical rainforest. (With hairdressers obviously)
*In her spare time she’s got horses, then theres hair, nails, podcasts, sunbeds,
* What about all her charity work?
* Onto it's Second Favourite subject after MEEEEEEEEE - Love Island All Stars - she loved it that Hannah knows her. They've done photo shoots together (gruesome ones). They both love the fake look.
* Georgia is still a money grabber as she went with the scammer. (Skank only recently said she doesn't diss other women on her crapcast but here she is slating Georgia) Massive hypocrite alert!!
* Callum is gorgeous (probably still trying to recruit him even though his Mummy warned her off) Another potential victim -she would love Jimbo time -but said she is with someone now She said she should go in as Mummy MILF.
* She "shits herself before singing" and then Sophie got her to sing!
* "Didn’t want a boyfriend after Carl...... No more marriages.... Done with it...... Normally jump from one to the other and it’s toxic". (Is that not precisely what it's done YET AGAIN with Legohead, or is it the fact that she was running him alongside SB for months that makes it OK?
*Runners who worked on Her Show back in the day are now top of their game at BBC and Ch4 and "They are desperate to work with her"- so she says. No mention of ITV though
*She’s into crime and pitched another brilliant idea to Ch4 - she reckons she’s going to interview serial killers on death row in the US! (Small matter of the appropriate Visa there skanky and BTW thats all been done before, time & again) NO CHANCE, in fact she's got more chance at getting a driving programme!!
* Yes she'll be doing more imaginary "filming with C4" towards the end of the year in Texas with her serial killers C4 will be incredibly grateful for the kind offer but I'm confident they'll give a polite piss off to her
* The sheer arrogance of it holds no bounds really. It says she’s still waiting to get her licence back - this on the day it was supposed to attend Court for more driving offences!!
*Reels off the cars she's had, says she’s had a Hummer & boasting about her driving now The Hummer was SB's btw
* She can do it all, speeches, be on tv, social media, she's unique and a workhorse. Did she mean "whorehouse?"
Just all the usual rehashed rubbish really..................... #Criminal Junkie
Heres this week's Offishul Crapcast Wiv Edna -
14.3.24 - Warning it contains too much singing.
*Her voice is knackered. She sounds pissed & it’s 8am.
*Joe Baggs pod, she didn’t know he had a brother, nothing like doing a bit of due diligence before hand, apparently they want her to go back, probably invited herself.
*Pushing the podcast tour tickets. Desperate measures!!
* Bunny on world book day, (she just happens to say goodbye to her as she’s off to school) it was all Bunny’s idea apparently to go dressed as her, outfit ordered off off Amazon (sounds like Bunny ordered it)
*Dog barking in the background.
*SFP asks how her new book is going…
* She’s drained. Behind the scenes there are court cases she was meant to go to, but hasn’t been able to mentally, there’s a shortage of ADHD meds she can’t get hold of, she’s been to the Priory to see the doctor (it’s all ramping up folks with the MH) She’s wanting to try different meds but there’s a shortage until March. Her poor little head, only thing that keeps her focused is the kids, podcast and the work that she does. Pressures behind the scenes, as soon as the meds come in she will probably be a different person again calm. Who is she trying to kid eh??
* Talking about the Anthony Joshua fight. Been "bought" up in a boxing world. (AFP clouting PFP possibly)??
* Wants to trademark her "Never underestimate the Pricey" shite , or "I love it"
* CBB, She’s enjoying it. They do still want her on the bit on the side at some point then says she was the queen of the jungle, she means she won BB.
*Surprise, surprise, she’s not a fan of Ekin-Su, as all she talks about is LI. she doesn’t like the girl. she doesn’t like begs. Sex sells, apparently there’s not one underwear or swimwear picture on her instagram….
* Only Fans, she still loves doing it. Anyone can do it. It’s a good income, don’t knock it. (Minus 40% these days though skanky)
* Mother’s Day, her mum has moved to the IOW, she doesn’t even know the address. Says she tried to ask if she could go and visit, Amy said no because they are still unpacking, said she would take her shopping and buy her something, so obviously didn’t get her anything.
* Amy moans at her the most. (Bear in mind there has been a Big Falling-Out between skank and AFP - skank told her (allegedly) she "Nevva wontsa see 'er agen!" So this is all LIES as usual
*Saving Grace, she loved doing it and performing on that stage, people were slagging off the outfit on social media. Katie talks over everyone when she does all the pods guest spots. Starts singing
*Gabbling-on about the walk on songs for the pod tour, SFP wants return of the Mac, SFP is selfish because KFP wants that song they are both trying sing, it’s just a load of noise.
* Listener questions, SFP going on about her dyslexia. Both of them have it then?
* Jumping into the JJ relationship too quickly, from the outside it looks quick, but people don’t realise we’ve been in contact for 3 months so she got to know him & she's done it properly so its different to any other relationship because it grew from friendship He has brought sunshine to her life
* both start singing again, Jesus, my ears.
* SFP has only met JJ once. He’s very quiet. He looks younger in life. (He'll age rapidly with the skank on him)
* KFP is loving all the American look of JJ (hence we know that due to her outfits) She’s just been in toxic relationships, narcissistic relationships and through therapy she needs to set boundaries and she has done it properly this time. They are like Yin and Yang. (He'll get Yin & Yang when his Mummy catches up with him haha)
* JJ’s birthday is same day as Junior, (he's not much older either) - he makes her laugh.
* She’s singing again.
* she swerved the bit when SFP asks if she has spoken to Lego's mum (says just when he has been talking to her online)
* She’s very happy, not stressful (so what was all that at the start then about stress, her mentawl 'elf etc?)
* she doesn’t want to play games now & people should be happy for her (I heard that last time with Carl)
* SFP is enjoying doing up her house, she’s getting a green kitchen.
* Skank wants Megan Fox to play her if a film was done about her life, Rebel Wilson would play SFP and Bette Midler AFP, Jesse Metcalfe would play Dan, all the girls fancy Dan.
* Life Advice…question is about sex toys and how this listener is addicted, KFP has used sex toys but prefers the real thing. She’s been there done that, but not really into sex toys at the minute, they make her sore.
*There was then a bit about a listener question who had been on there before about her bf had set up a profile on tinder despite being with some girl already, says if they go quiet it will drive you nuts (wonder if that was what Carl did to her, went quiet) it starts singing again, then she’s sniffing and vaping.
*Pushing the live tour again - are sales worse than expected?.
One thing is apparent - she's still not made up with mummy, her rock…. What a load of garbage!
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2814/2814621-23b56b49afa1247c024dcde2db3b7290.mp4
Everything about this podcast video clip screams that Skank knows the relationship has gained no traction, no one believes it is a Thing & she knows it’s failed. Note how she is totally uninterested in even talking about it because there is no relationship, theres no love & its just one big scam . Edna knows it as well, she looks as if she’s thinking “Why the f*ck are we stringing this out, it ain’t working Sis?”
* oor Legohead Kryten will be thinking he’s made a very big mistake going along with it just to raise his profile and maybe get some coin, but WE are all going to relish seeing them both struggle on with it, especially that they know it’s too soon for them to end it because they'll both look like the prats they really are thinking they were convincing enough to keep this scam going for more than ten minutes! Tell you what though - Woo hoo, We bloody love it! (trademark that ) Its blatently obvious how she‘s really f*cked up with this "womance" nonsense & watching it’s hilarious antics, looking at her jumping through hoops pretending it’s The Real Thing this time when the entire world knows it most deffo is NOT any such thing
* The new Instagram post about the pod isn't getting many favourable comments at all because people are getting cheesed-off with her repetitive bull shit, her excuses about not turning up to Court and that she can't talk properly through so much lip filler. How long will she be able to drag this rubbish out for we wonder?
* Thats her's and Legohead's classy outfits sorted for the crapcast Live
15.3.24 - more crapcast guesting, this time its some rubbish called Lala with a muppet who is apparently another Social Worker. We know all about Them don't we???
*If she watches p0rn, she likes watching girl on girl.
*Apparently she gets the ick if a guy eats with his mouth open (pot/kettle)
* She tried to invite herself back on the pod again, but the presenter said nothing
* Speaking of Red Flags, how come skank was not asked about these then?
Is it a red flag when your partner keeps mentioning and bad mouthing their exs in every interview?
Is it a red flag when you get a partner to drive past your exs house multiple times, or try on your exs clothes you still had? (No names will be mentioned), or try to gain entry to their home through a window perhaps?
Is it a red flag when you demand the password to all your partners social media accounts and phone password?

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" -
9.3.24 - More of her scams aka "Collabs". She seems to think that nobody will notice that the alleged "winner" of this pile of crap on offer is the SAME BRAINDEAD who has "won" at least three other such cons! (103) Katie Price #364 Skank and JJ now official, he can’t look at her as his dick will shrivel | Tattle Life
14.3.24 - its still "promoting" this "Entrepeneurial Brunch" (at 4pm??) with her as special guest speaker Wtf are people thinking buying tickets to this rubbish anticipating getting sound business advice from some one who can’t pay their taxes or a chimney sweep! A good business person always pays their suppliers and taxes (on time as well)

The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole -
12.3.24 as per the above it appears that Dim Lynne Social Wanker is yet another of skanky's PAs, one being sent out to book various services that the skank has no intentions of paying for. So bent Social Worker Lynn Rickwood is now Katie Price's 'PA' as opposed to "Babysitter", aka the latest dogsbody enabling her scamming mistress to steal from local people. A BIG "well done Lynn Rickwood" then , that's a real step up and I"m sure your family and former colleagues are all so proud of you, but you can betcha boots Dim Lynn won't be getting paid properly either and most certainly will get thrown under the bus soon like all the other assistants KP has used and abused. Serves her right
13.3.24 - no doubt Dim Lynne Social Wanker will be getting the blame for skank's attempt to "knock" the chimley sweep for his £189 fee back in December - as skank's latest PA, Dim Lynne should be dealing with crap like this innit!

F4J Dive In on the Skank -
14.3.24 - F4J haven't forgotten about her either

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
9.3.24 - only the other day it was bragging that it does'nt have any addictions on that BS podcast it did with that idiot Grace woman. So its NOT a drunken, drugged up wreck that never goes anywhere without a vape in it's claw or rammed in it's foetid gob then? Thought not

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
7.3.24 - back into the old routine again then Since when has Barbie EVER looked this rough???? Look at this image it has posted with weapons-grade filters straining to control the ugliness of the thing
plus more lashes and lips too! = Another gallon of gloop injected into it's fish lips
8.3.24 - Both freaks at the salon together -
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/jessica-alves/article-13176549/Jessica-Alves-surgically-enhanced-assets-hair-salon-friend-Katie-Price.html Holy migrated filler Batnan!!
9.3.24 - Back to Essex today to grift some tweetmints from Legohead's sister at her salon. She still looking fucking AWFUL despite the constant attention and thats with the weapons-grade filters applied afterwards
It has been mentioned that it looks like a mummified Akenahten
Just wondering about the benefits of all these tweetmints when plastered over the top of four inches of make-up?
* https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13174205/Katie-Price-gets-round-lip-filler-just-four-weeks-proudly-shows-plump-pout.html They're gunning for her too but the comments could strip paint

9.3.24 - the sheer hypocracy of the thing is astounding; Taken from an article in the Sun today about it having yet more pointless, ineffectual Tweetmints, we get this
"Katie has had multiple fillers placed in her lips over the last couple of weeks, sharing the results yesterday along with her brand new lashes. But the change comes after the glamour model admitted she thought it's 'sad' that young girls are getting lip fillers.
She told the Sunday World in January: “I think it’s sad that so many young girls now are doing fillers and lips.
"I’m not being a hypocrite because I do it now, but I did my whole career naturally apart from my boobs."
For a start "NATURALLY"?????? I doubt there is anything whatsoever left in the skank that could be classified as "Natural" any more - its all plastic & fillers!!! The good thing is that the12 year old journos have finally twigged that skank lies without turning a hair about it and are referring back to what it has proclaimed previously thats completely assymetic to the BS its currently spouting. "Natural................................." FFS!!!
11.3.24 - Really Natural - another top-up for the arse then
12.3.24 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13187975/Katie-Price-warned-KILLED-filler-addiction-aesthetics-doctor-calls-regulation-bears-responsiblity-this.html
13.3.24 - Skank will claim it's the press and jelluss H8ters making up stories, but this Doctor states it's not medical people doing the procedures.
''0.1mls of filler in your face can make you blind. Imagine what 500mls of filler in a much bigger blood vessel can do? Who bears responsibility for this? Is it the clinic? Is it Katie Price? Is it the government for their complete and utter lack of regulation? These aren't even medical people doing these procedures" . The mind actually boggles at the state of this country and it's absolute s**tshow of regulation
* So the freak has finally realised eh?? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26668180/katie-price-boobs-16th-surgery-massive/
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Are they really???? and these quotes from it too
"I'll probably look like a freak in 10 years'.....10 years.?? Fukin started down that route 10 years AGO!!
Also
'I haven't got filler in anymore because I looked like a balloon but I've got fillers in my lips and having them done again soon'
Absolute melt
14.3.24 - Now the Mail join in - the comments certainly aren't kind either https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13192627/Katie-Price-admits-thinks-boobs-far-big-16th-surgery-look-like-f-k.html They’ve done a right number on her plus they’ve picked the most unattractive photos EVER to post
* and just when you think it cannot plumb any deeper depths, here we go with this one
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-cheeky-vagina-tattoo-32350148 "When I'm naked I want to look pretty, I want to look girly................" She should lower her sights - looking Female would be a good start.
14.3.24 - its all going Pete Tong for her mate Ellie and her dodgy Assfetiks company who does the weekly top-ups on skank's leaky arse. ITV are on her case BIGTIME!! https://www.itv.com/news/2024-03-14/aesthetic-clinic-with-celebrity-clients-investigated-after-botched-procedures This is the only way ITV are going to be featuring the thing in their broadcasts after all her scurrilous allegations against them
* BTW, featured in this is a price list from Lift Arsefetiks and those refills skank is getting every other week cost £1300 a go, plus it states that the initial procedure is supposed to last a YEAR - not two weeks!!!
* Ricky Sawyer is the bloke with the jabs, Lift Assfetiks Ellie and skanky have all been mentioned on the news!!! Its about as close as skank is gonna get to being on ITV though Ricky refused to comment. It is also emerging that he is indeed some sort of a dodgy dealer involves in all sorts of shonky practices as befits his involvement with the skank itself
*

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
9.3.24 - On K's sms he has made some interesting comments specifically on his Live he just confirmed he’s been talking with someone and they are ready to come out and spill - got to be Alex or Carl? He also agreed and said ‘You're right’ when someone had written that KP was cheating with JJ behind Carl’s back.
13.3.24 - she won't like this one either, especially this bit about Emily
"As well as Pete and his three children - Harvey, Junior and Princess - came the paparazzi, the red-carpet outings and, of course, the noisy, lurking presence of his ex-wife Katie".
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/26596240/emily-macdonagh-transformation-peter-andre-wife-baby-bump/
16.3.24 - Yes, she’s The Victim again. This time, her exes are ‘Toxic....... they have taken everything....... put her through hell blah blah blah ad infinitum’ - whan all she really wants is "To be loved".
It s enough to bring a tear to a glass eye, isn’t it? Especially when you remember - yet again - that every single one of her exes has gone on to enter a long-lasting, healthy and happy relationship, while her life just lurches from one disaster to the next. Skank genuinely believes that she isn't the problem at the bottom of this mess

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
16.3.24 - Posting nonsense about being out riding with Wallis - odd then that PFP's van is right behind them considering he and the old dragon decamped to the IoW a couple of weeks ago after skanky slagged her mother off

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
13.3.24 - its at it again folks! (Lifted from it's own crapcasts & mentions on here of course)
The thing is just jellus that this girl is everything she thinks she is so is bitching for all her crummy her life is worth to try to keep up. FAILED skanky!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26655001/katie-price-slam-love-island-georgia-steel/
14.3.24 - and another of the Love Island no-marks skanky doesn't like because they are much younger & pretty obviously This rubbish is not another "feud" though because in fact skanks been trying for months to start something with another Zleb who is in the news for the publicity to be taken but none have responded to her petty actions and foul gob. This must be the fifth Zleb woman skanks had a go at and still she claims she's "Not a twoll or bully."
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26690429/katie-price-ekin-su-feud-beg-cbb/
but look - only last year she was bigging-this-girl up. Ol' skank is pretty fickle these days, especially as she now looks more like ES's grandma
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/21586249/katie-price-mistaken-love-island-winner-holiday/#:~:text=In%20the%20clip%2C%20a%20woman,her%20delight%20at%20the%20comparison.
15.3.24 - back onto her favourite target again - the Ex-Husband Squad - and all done in front of Legohead who must die inside every second he is obliged to be with it https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26707206/katie-price-rant-exes-peter-andre-jj-slater/
15.3.24 - and its STILL flogging this dead horse! Skank cannot resist slagging off the Exes but this time in front of the latest incumbent of the title The One #3698 https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/15/awkward-moment-katie-price-slams-ex-boyfriends-front-new-man-20472793/
16.3.24 - and another Z-Lister that won't have anything to do with the thing https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/cbbs-jemma-lucy-not-interested-32352958.amp

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
7.3.24 - Out with the Harvey BS - she's such a grate muvva ya knaaaaaa. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26424639/katie-price-harvey-trains-jj-slater-relationship/
8.3.24 - ah yes heres the Real Reason she had H out and about - a spot of deflection because she was going to be Pampered yet again! https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-363-shes-out-on-a-binge-making-jj-cringe-pooing-on-stage-and-grabbing-her-minge.44343%2Fpage-30&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-13172579%2FKatie-Price-Harvey-pamper-Brighton.html&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=df0e330ef7d0474d3da27bd6e6c1329f&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
* Katie Price shares heartwarming video of son Harvey on a special day out after going public with new man | The Sun - it says that the thing took H to the railway station "for the afternoon...................", you know because she's such a grate muvva The reality is that H got about 30 seconds of seeing the trains then got bundled-off so as to not make Mummy late for her multitude of Bewty Tweetmints. What a Grate Muvva she really is eh????
10.3.24- Mother's Day! It has herded the kids together for a fotershewt for the occasion - but no Harvey! So Harvey was good enough for a few Backgrid £££ pictures in the week of him being allowed ten seconds of train spotting en route to her Tweetmints , but not good enough to spend Mother’s Day with along with his siblings? Mother of the year strikes again
14.4.24 - out with the Harvey pix again! Something is definately afoot...............

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
7.3.24 - pouting & preening as "Mummy" - you know, the wurld faymuss orfer of 54 volumes of shite - all for National Book Day. Guess whose brilliant idea this was then?
* Just don't go getting the idea that the thing actually "wrote" any of the 54 volumes of shite herself - they were all ghosted! Some idiot had to sit and listen to it's drunken rantings for endless hours then form them into something recognisable as a language minus swearing - Heres the proof https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1037344/Katie-Price-reveals-I-dont-write-best-selling-novels.html " Far from writing her own novels, Miss Price - better known as Jordan - instead reveals she merely thinks up the plot - leaving the complex task of conjuring up the golden prose to an assistant........" So no it doesn't write any of that drivel itself
10.3.24 - deploy the Muvva's Day foters!!! The caption is pretty rich coming from the skank though plus this picture is older than Legohead Wonder if she'll bovva with contacting AFP after their falling-out last week?
and this old chestnut too
But we have a new one - expect this to be dealt out every ten minutes from now on Is Legohead behind the camera?

11.3.24 - The Strange Case of the Missing Children! The Mirror now picking up on the elusive Junior who has apparently been "Out" for the last six months rather than the Troof that he's actually living with His Father as he has done for YEARS! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26560413/katie-price-mothers-day-son-junior-andre/
"Harvey is the only one who left home and I found it devastating.”
P and J left home years ago..... don't you remember when the SS removed them from you skank along with J&B??? Furthermore she only got J&B back by kidnapping them from their Father and now they are held hostage by assorted flunkeys and the trecherous Social Wanker Lynne Rickwood because Mummy cannot be trusted with them alone
* and The Sun sticking it to her as well over Junior being "Out" for 6 months
Katie Price reunites with son Junior Andre after revealing they hadn't seen each other for 'ages' | The Sun

Only Grans and Suchlike -
12.3.24 - Its found another outlet for it's seedy foters since the financial investigators tagged her OF for 40% of the take (about a tenner a week then). I do hope they read here and pick this up It’s a Collaboration with this Webcam/Fetish/rent a Slag agency - quite possibly there’s more sleazy stuff behind a paywall
Completely gruesome Look how they've shaved off all the belly flab, how Phil & Grant stick out like Spacehoppers, the scarring plus the hideous tattoos and that revolting bikini top thing has lost all definition due to the weapons-grade filters in operation.
*It appears that the thing is using this sleazy site to shift those dreadful calendars of hers. All the other models look like porn models on that IG page though so its weird place to advertise that terrible calendar of hers (in March as well), but presumably very few bought it at £90 a go therefore she’s trying to shift it to the sleazy porn addicts. Desperate to get rid of them I guess
* Incidentally this new site specialises in porno freaks by the looks of it - freaks that do full-on porn so maybe she has finally found her True Place??

The Broken Trotters -
7.3.24 - and whilst we are about it, lets have a reminder abaaht me browkern trotterz innit for a spot of deflection with three more Court cases incoming within weeks!
Just a gentle reminder from the skank about her poor Browkern Trotterz because she is getting ZERO interest in a paid story from a red top or an appearance on anything mainstream on the telly about her fake relationship with Legohead, therefore its time to remind everyone of her made up 'Life changing injuries' Whatever that surgery was for (if indeed it was surgery and not another fake), it certainly wasnt 'life changing nor Liyfe Fretning' as she announced at the time, she isnt 'disabled' with one leg shorter that the other nor has a horrendous limp and in fact it has proclaimed regularly since this dreadful accident that she has "Such pwitty feyt ..." anyway. It has however been used as an excuse NOT to employ her on DOI or Strictly (they didnt want her anyway so it was an easy get out for the producers though) ... and relaunch her 'Youtube channel yet again??? ... fk off Kipper ....

The Media Sticking It To Her -
7.3.24 - The media make ALL this up you know............. Of course they do skanky! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-slammed-over-9-32294227
* And more about Bunty too www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13167955/Katie-Price-comes-fire-allowing-daughter-Bunny-9-YouTube-channel-four-years-younger-site-allows.html
* And this in the Sun mentioning how Junior has been completely absent for ages - he's not "Out" after all!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26455342/katie-price-junior-peter-andre/amp/
So, after that puff piece about H earlier, The Sun have redeemed themselves by going in really hard on her dangerous parenting allowing Bunty online to do as she pleases. They’ve absolutely torn her a new one over it, and looks to me as they’ve lifted a lot of those critical quotes from here. Well done The Sun - that is a very damning article, they ain’t pulled their punches about B’s unsupervised online access
On a funny note they’ve also outed Junior as being permanently OUT, and I did like this dig, it’s deffo laughing at her…..
"Junior was snapped with his age-less dad recently, celebrating Peter's 51st birthday"
9.3.24 - Katie Price shows off her very plump new pout after having age-defying facial treatment | The Sun They say the thing was "make-up free". So explain the fake lashes caked in mascara, the hilarious painted on eyebrows and all the rest of it then??
10.3.23 - OK magazine now querying the validity of this shite "romance" without actually saying as such
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-looks-loved-up-32315924
The opening paragraphs point out a big ‘Red Flag’ because basically they know it’s fake but can’t just say as they have no tangible proof, but they know it so carry on making little digs at the pair of them like this. Skank you aren’t fooling anyone, it’s fake, fake, fake!!! We know it and they know it along with everybody else
"Since going public with their romance last month, Katie Price and Married At First Sight UK's JJ Slater have shared a string of loved-up pictures to social media. And this weekend was no different, with the smitten pair heading to the Country to Country festival on Saturday (9 March) at London's 02 Arena.
However, as Katie, 45, marked the evening on social media, some fans were convinced there was a 'red flag' in the relationship, while others gushed over the couple. Katie and JJ smiled for a picture together in the stands, with the latter, 31, wrapping his arm around her neck as they both beamed."Always wary of blokes that put women in a neck brace / head lock style pose. It looks very swkward" (sic), wrote another. A third echoed: "Can I suggest a different approach…. Ask him to hold you by the waist not the neck."
* Now the Sun join in - they're not having it either, ending the article with this….
"With the speed of their relationship, fans have already shared "concerns" about the romance, fearing hopeless romantic Katie could be setting herself up for heartbreak again.
She's since been forced to shut down speculation about her romance.
Speaking on her podcast, Katie said: "The thing is, with my life, I don't have to tell everyone everything, especially when it comes to relationships. "I wasn't even looking for a relationship." Of course she wasn't!!
They know it’s fake, they take from here, they will have seen what we've said, they know it’s not real, but again can’t say it, so they’ll add a little dig just as OK Mag have https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26549869/katie-price-boyfriend-jj-slater-date-night-country-festival/
12.3.24 - here comes The Sun, this time using the excuse to print some truly horrific foters of the thing's latest tweetmints.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26607559/watch-katie-price-flashes-bum-another-lift-filler/ They are gonna be On Fire later when we find out about today's appearance at Kettering Magistrates for YET ANOTHER driving conviction
* Heres the Daily Mail with a follow-up to their earlier article re the skank's latest conviction. Well be still my beating heart - they appear to have run out of #Be Kind finally https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13188633/cctv-caught-katie-price-avoids-jail.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_mailonline
12.3.24 - ITV get in on the action despite their policy of avoiding it since the scurrillous wape allegations in Saaaarrrrffff Affrikka. She just got mentioned on ITV news when they showed her on CCTV at a fuel forecourt in her RR.
13.3.24 - one might think The Sun are enjoying this! Moment brazen Katie Price drives into garage forecourt while banned - but swaps seats with male pal after cops spot her | The Sun They point out how it was spotted by police officer getting out of the car driver's seat then heading off inside hiding its ugly face from the CCTV, then on return it climbers back into the passenger seat. Its also noted the thing was driving in unsuitable footwear anyway!! The article is also covered with snippets of other stuff about the skank- none of it complimentary either They also provided the readership with this:-


KATIE Price has been banned from driving six times in the last ten years after a series of infringements.
OCTOBER 2003: Escapes a speeding charge on a technicality.
JUNE 2008: Given three points for talking on mobile.
JULY 2010: Four points for speeding at 99mph.
SEPTEMBER: Three points for veering from her lane in her 7½-ton pink horsebox.
DECEMBER: Six-month ban after three more points for doing 83mph in a 70mph zone takes her total to 13.
AUGUST 2012: 12-month ban after failing to respond to two speeding tickets.
FEBRUARY 2018: Banned for six months for failing to give details about the person driving her speeding car.
JULY: Quizzed by police for getting behind the wheel while still banned. Says she thought ban was over.
SEPTEMBER: Crashes her £63,000 Ranger Rover while allegedly on her mobile.
OCTOBER: Held for suspected drink-driving. Spent a night in the cells.
DECEMBER: Charged over the drink-drive allegation.
JANUARY 2019: Three month ban for driving while banned.
FEBRUARY: Further three months after another driving conviction.
AUTUMN: Issued with sixth ban, this time for two years. Cut to 18 months on appeal.
MARCH 2021: Drives boyfriend’s Range Rover. An admin error meant an extra six months under totting up rules had not been added. Questioned by police.
SEPTEMBER: Arrested after turning over car
DECEMBER: Price banned from driving and given 16-week suspended sentence
JULY 2023: Model caught speeding on A417 near Gloucestershire. Her Range Rover is also seized by officers.
NOVEMBER: Price is convicted of driving without a licence by JPs at Cheltenham.
JANUARY 2024: The mum is slapped with a fine for the speeding offence on the A417.
MARCH: Price is ordered to pay another fine and handed more points on her licence after being caught driving without licence or insurance.
More to come with the next case in a week or so when it was nicked driving in Worthing with H in the car
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26625274/bankrupt-katie-price-blacklisted-small-business-bill/ - shortly after this the outstanding bill was PAID!
13.3.24 - More from the Daily Mail with a huge banner headline!!
" Brits are outraged as Katie Price is fined just £880 for yet another driving offence - despite already having five bans to her name "
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13189783/Katie-Price-fine-car-insurance-driving-licence-brits-fume.html
14.3.24 - The Mail again which contains some very acidic comments too https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13197799/Katie-Price-reveals-didnt-attend-court-hearing-drained-handed-880-fine-driving-without-license-insurance.html

15.3.24 - the Red Tops are fully relishing the dissection of all skank's bullshit lifted from her crapcasts - its like manna from Heaven for them with a complete range of utter shite to repeat and not pay her a single penny for it!!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-boasts-fast-cars-32363380