Katie Price 37 Wiki

Let's set the ball rolling on Wiki 37 with a List of Skanky's Lies, although Troof Be Told this is merely the tip of the world's biggest ever iceberg of filth and grubby old tat:-
Been filming for C4 for forever - yeah righty-ho!
Training to be the paramedic -
Is getting her driver's licence back soon, just admin holding it up...
Her Youtube is coming back
Going to be on TT and Facebook live EVERY DAY
Is going horse riding today
She's keeping the Shitty Shack "Pristine"
She never cheats - tell that to every single victim
And she said she can count on one hand the number of men she's shagged.
She never lies
The media lies of course!
She's got something exciting to announce
She would never sell/give her pets away - proven otherwise time & again
She never trolls anyone else and is in the final stages of Harvey's Law & Track a Troll
Making a film about her life
Is bringing new music out (and she can actually sing)
Never lets people down by cancelling work - really?
How she never drinks or does drugs
How she is working hard to pay back her creditors
No one knows who Jordan is
That she is a great cook
How she is getting back into shape by going to the gym and eating healthily
She's finally found 'The One' #?? (fill in the latest estimate) & is getting married/going to have another baby immediately
That she really is giving up vaping
She is bringing back her perfume/underwear/homeware/swimwear/pjs ranges
All 5 kids live with her
She's a great mum
She's a great business woman
That she is going to sell her KP Equestrian stuff on TT with all the rest of her crap
That she's looking for a shop
She's "Been waped a few times...."
She's had kidnap threats (but can't remember how many)
She's written 54 books, there is another autobiography on the way
She's "minted" not bankrupt -
She's seeing Harvey next week
She owns 'Otel Krustifornia and no one can take it away from her
Blade was killed on purpose and she is investigating it
She's been in the Industry 30 years - so she was under 16 when she began this sordid journey then?
Make the annexe into a club for the kids
Launch a Pricey Academy
Do up the pool, Love Island style
Convert the containers in the garden to mini homes
She's scared of needles
She pays for everything
She never receives her post
Filming a reality show for OF's (She'll be pissed that Katona has been asked to do exactly that)
Her ex's use her name for stories
The only thing that is true here is that it's a Self Care Day, every day...Hair, nails, lashes, brows, massages, sunbeds & lip filler. However this lot merely proves without a doubt that skanky is always good for a laugh (at her expense)
Here we go then

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
* Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (Includes The Bailiffs!)
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief
* The Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* AFP'S Book of Lies -
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3698
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
* Plasterclasses!
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* More Grauniad Rubbish
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Lies, Lies and More Lies -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
* "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, (for blind, deaf Mugs generally)
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her

Just for a laugh though - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/michelle-heaton-accepted-going-die-32074129
"Oooooh Katie! The cat's done a whoopsie in my beret................."


Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
10.2.24 - Alex is preparing to set the record straight vis à vis all the allegations skank made against him and the wicked campaign it has conducted against his wife over their traumatic IVF battle. (See below)

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
7.2.24 - Ooooh we've got a "Busty Display" now! Shame about the weapons-grade filters on it's face though - just who is that? https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8247-png.2740198/
9.2.24 - there is NOTHING to say about this image except hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It looks like really bad photoshopping sticking together different horrible images of this thing whilst it's trying to flog the fishy leggings again - its either that or she’s superglued herself to the wallpaper to stop the bailiffs from taking that as well
And doing Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face for the camera
Just sooooooooooooooooo goddam seksi innit!
Old fish lips itself gurning at the camera

Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (Includes The Bailiffs!) -
9.2.24 - the shop in Newcastle where it recently went on a splurge buying clothes has very kindly listed all the tasteful stuff it purchased for the Forensic Accountants bwww.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/katie-price-newcastle-lexi-fashion-28600848
14.2.24 - Happy Valentine's Day skanky, love from HMRC! Woo Hoo!!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13082443/Bankrupt-Katie-Price-owes-HMRC-760-000-unpaid-tax-shes-court-month-battle-save-2million-Mucky-Mansion.html This little lot is entirely separate from the other monies it owes to numerous other creditors so yeah, she's up shit creek without a paddle.
2024 still going well for you hun? And we are only 6/7 weeks in

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
6.2.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/carl-woods-makes-savage-dig-32059048 Sinkboy is not leaving without a fight though
* It is thought skank has been messaging Noo Egg #3698 for months, the final straw for SB must have been catching her doing so at Christmas when he snatched up his man-bag in Liverpool and stomped off back to Daddy crying, not before having smashed her precious phone & laptop up etc. He alluded to this as such in one of his ranting posts saying something about "Returning to old habits..." , ie it was this activity of hers that triggered Slapgate to begin with. Its nothing new though - its just her usual behaviour isn't it? She will use fake accounts (give contacts different names, ie "Emma Manchester Carpets), she'll use the kid's accounts & the kid's phones and remember that the F4J allegations detailed Carl got jealous because she was using one of the kids phones to message a man right under his nose! Then theres the original Slapgate Incident when she was pressuring P to send messages for her to Boyson because she was considering whether to give him another chance at being The One!!!!. So skank, whatever happened to respect for your partner? She can bullshit all she likes about you must not believe what people say about her shitshow "Lifestyle", but just remember - there are people who do know, so she can stick that in her vape and inhale very, very deeply, cos it’s all bull
8.2.24 - showing skank whats she's missing

Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698, Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief -
4.2.24 - this berk gives out fashun advice, ie "Get Ready With Me!"
One can see why eh??
He's been Faymuss for a long time though.....................
5.2.24 - LOLZ
6.2.24 -https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/mafs-uk-star-jj-slaters-32055992 Thus it begins. Wait till Mummy finds out though then we'll see how long this pathetic "showmance" lasts. Strangely the comments have been closed down...............................
* "JJ was very complimentary of Katie's amazing figure and looks." Erm, if you say so mate?
He'll get a helluva shock when he puts his glasses on and actually sees the skank for the first time in grim reality - his first stop ought to have been Specsavers.
* And this is actually what this garbage is all about - Munney! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25747490/katie-price-jj-slater-romance-cashing-in/ TBH they deserve the misery the inflict on each other
"But The Sun can exclusively reveal he and Katie are gearing up for a big announcement that will be very lucrative for them both.
An insider told us (Edna FD) : "Katie and JJ have been doing their best to fly under the radar for now - which is quite unusual for them both., but they're planning on announcing their relationship in a big way and have been advised the longer they hold out the more the news will be worth. I wonder if the prat has somehow managed to knock-up the dried-up old husk??
*TBH he's not really made out for the stardom that he craves & thinks he deserves. He turned on the Southend Christmas lights (the utmost accolade) and could barely string a sentence together when handed the Microphone .
* One might almost feel sorry for him. Legohead Kryten is going to be the ultimate mug boy and doormat since if he's as fame hungry and desperate for the zlist status as everyone thinks skank will use this showmance to walk all over him and say, do and sleep with whoever takes her fancy and theres NOTHING he can do about it. Kryten will go along with it and be a good boy then skank will destroy him once the publicity and freebies end, when interest drops and a better egg (possibly) comes along. One might feel a tinge if pity for the poor twat but like sink boy they deserve everything that gets thrown at them.

10.2.24 - no wonder the skank is dressing like a 16 year old from 1985 when in Legohead's presence! His MUM looks younger than the skank does
* And now this! His Auntie is commenting & it doesn't look like the Family are happy
* However it appears that the family have skank's number already even before they have the immense displeasure in meeting it face-to-face, so no holidays or BBQ invites heading your way skank and if you thought his Mum would open a few doors and lend you a few £££ - think again!! Mummy will be keeping a close eye on her little soldier's pocket money.
* See! Skank has already grifted him the customary Noo Car innit! And this is him too
12.2.24 - it has always had a predilection for young boys though so this twerp is nothing new whatsoever. There was poor victim Gareth Gates of course but also another was an 18 year old it trawled-in when she was 33. She was apparently "engaged" to Leandro at the time until he found out about this teenager (as the last straw) and LEFT her having found messages making arrangements to meet up with one Dan Ferrari-Lane who looked about 12 years old at the time. Skank obviously prefers 'em young. https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/73111878.html
13.2.24 - Can't wait to see the video when Harvey first meets his latest Noo Dad. You can imagine Harvey saying "Hello you cunt!" , then knocking him out
* Another person throwing shade on the Romance of the Century
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/jj-slater-katie-price/
But JJ’s co-star Georges Berthonneau exclusively tells Closer he’s not convinced the couple will have a happy ever after.
He reveals, “JJ is the biggest ladies’ man. He’s made a ton of money, so he only hangs out with models now. Katie will be obsessed with him – she’s known to love Essex guys and he’s all about that vibe. She’ll end up heartbroken because he definitely won’t be in it for the long run. He’ll want a younger, newer model soon enough.
* He says, “There’s no chance he’ll fall in love with her, but she’s definitely his type. He won’t want to have a family with her. He’s a really nice guy but he only hangs out with celebs. He didn’t go into MAFS for the right reasons. On the show, he was called the ‘Sociable Loner’ – he has all these friends but he’s really calculated. He was close with all these people from MAFS but now he’s only in touch with Luke [Worley].” At last, a User to use a User!

The Media Showmance -
9.2.24 - Here they are - a "cosy display" from the world's most glamorous couple, him with his dinky little handbag and skanky looking like she's raided P's wardrobe to look "Yung!" Dunno whose face she's borrowed though............ Seriously she looks like she’s out with her son because Legohead looks about 18-20 here where he's got his Mummy picking him up from college! . This is ridiculous - who do they actually think they fooling because as everyone is saying ITS TOTALLY FAKE
* Whatever the hell a "Dating Expert" is, this berk reckons the "romance" is for real. What a twat!
Why Katie Price and MAFS groom JJ Slater are a 'good match' - according to dating expert - Mirror Online

* Please consider that only the other day it was forcibly making Bunty repeatedly say she was “Single Pringle and had no new boyfriend“ on a TT Live. She’s even making that little girl lie for her now to a public audience She’s beyond gross
12.2.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25881722/mafs-ella-morgan-avoids-jj-katie-price-official/
13.2.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25887921/katie-price-hands-off-mafs-boyfriend-jj-slater/
So its all rather One-Sided then as we expected, for him its an Business Transaction he's got to endure and for the skank its The One #3698 with her "Obsessing" and not being able to stop molesting the poor little dipstick every ten seconds in the vain hope he will fall madly in love with her mysterious charms Where is this young lad's Mummy when he really needs her eh???? As to 'She can't keep her hands off him'!! that poor lad will need industrial strength disinfection now but by God he must be really desperate for fame to go within a mile of that specimen & even more of a fool to let people think they are 'together' as a couple!. No decent girl will go within a mile of him now having been grappled into submission by the gorgonic child catcher skanky
* "KATIE Price couldn't keep her hands off....
She was heard telling "anyone who would listen....
She couldn't keep her hands off JJ and she was all over him.....
You could tell she's totally smitten and was desperate
So its all she not he then? "Isss awwwllll abaahhht MEEEEEEEEEE innit! Woo hoo!"
* Spotted on SB's media page
13.2.24 - Yet its seemingly not working out the way skank hoped with Legohead Kryten because they're not engaged yet - has the little lad gotten cold feet or told-off by his Mummy so skanks is back stalking SB around Essicks? Maybe they've all been playing games all the long if skank and SB got back together AGAIN at New Year and roped Legohead into the plot for publicity (seeing as he's only in it for his 15 mins). Imagine it though - a love triangle for the publicity WOO HOO!! Wonder which melon head will have the Biggest Skank's Ever Had (bouquet of flowers I mean) for the Valentine's staged doorstep pictures from Backgrid???.
14.2.24 - well its Valentine's Day and theres not been a word from the skank about an articulated truckload of flowers, choccies, expensive gifts and balloons for Meeeeee from the devoted Legohead, just a couple of "Poor me" inspirational quotes that Edna FD very kindly posted for her earlier. She'll be spitting feathers that Gemma Collins has just got engaged though

Clan Grifter Gossip -
7.2.24 - Woo Hoo!! Edna FD has an allotment! Keep on the edge of your seat for some riveting, empowering, death-defying beige vegetable planting, basically Swede, turnips, butter beans, potatoes, onions and any other veg that isn’t colorful. Absolutely definately NO CARROTS!! Alan Titchmarsh, watch out!! One wanders (sic) how will she fit in all that digging alongside her high-flying "career" with Children in Need, being An Influencer specialising in lampshades or grotty wallpaper & assorted Beige Items, wearing frumpy clothes, studying other people's front doors, being an Ace on skanky's Delete Button plus her vocation as Crapcast Stooge, Skank Apologist and after all that - A Mother to Albert?
* It seems that PF is telling people he's had to join a gym to get away from AFP & KFP because he can't stand living on the drive MM with the pair of them pecking his head - he's also moaned to associates that he doesn't even want to move to the IoW anyway! Basically he's a weak man who is dictated to & bossed into line by his fragrant flower of a wife, but its too late for him to now try to put his foot down with the old harridan AFP. What a total waste of a lung that was giving life to someone who is even more spiteful, twisted & even ruder than she was before the transplant, this being somebody with not one gracious, good bone in her raddled old body, indeed its no wonder skank is like she is because her mother was just the same, she who set about chasing the much younger PFP and dumping kids with whoever she could. She then set about touting her skanky sprog to seedy agencies & randy old photographers as soon as she reached 16, therefore the skank as we see it today is certainly The Product of her Mother. Makes you wonder what might have happenned to P if she was in skanky's charge and worry about what awaits Bunty if she doesn't get back to her Dad very soon
113.2.24 - Edna FD's content grows ever-more scintillating though Scrouge scrouge scrounge, blag blag blag..............

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
* Is it possibly referring to the DVLA, the Police, the useless SS, Bailiffs, the judicial system in general or what?
It must be having a Weeeely Bad day because theres this too
8.2.24 - Its bought itself a ticket to some "Entrepeneurial brunch" nonsense where it plans to preside over a table of captives to tell them "Awwwwllll abaaahhhhtttttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" as it spits food all over them, however exactly how is she an "entrepreneur" when she is legally bankrupt??! It is the most ironic label ever given to the skank & it surely has to be a joke to have people actually wanting let alone Paying to listen to her entrepreneurial business advice over a brunch that it will most certainly spit all over them? ! Also, since when has "Brunch" ever been at 4.30pm????
* Actually, don't bother with this brunch - heres her advice in a nutshell:-
Set up a company ... put every expense you have in life including loo roll down as a "Business expense". 'Olidays are all "Business trips" innit, just take a few mowdellin pics no one is interested in buying and post them on Instasham to cover it, then pay everything left to yourself as Director's Bonus leaving the company in debt. Close it down pronto because its running at a loss cos theres no tax to pay that way ... It has done exactly this numerous times already
9.2.24 - Sod the kids! "Iss awwwwlllll abaaahhhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" regardless
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-shares-Pregnancy-horror-32082229
* www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25823574/katie-price-pregnancy-ordeal/ "Held down like a hostage................................."
Were the medics after kidnapping her as well, long before the Saaaarrrrrffff Affrikkans even thought about it???
* So let us pause for a moment to reflect on what she brings to the table
She’s a cheat, bully, troll, abuser, liar, grifter, destructive, hideous, depraved, narcissistic, deformed, stinking piece of
So in fact she does bring quite a bit to the table to be fair
10.2.24 - heres the sad old bag giving this twerp the whole shebang - Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face, the peace sign, arching its back to direct Phil and Grant at him and being generally Awwwllll Seksi to stick it to SB over what he's lost
It appears she gatecrashed this "event" because Legohead was going along with his MAFS cronies
11.2.24 - Oh no she doesn't skanky - she's her Dad's image Actually skanky itself really doesn't look like skanky any longer after so many dodgy procedures being done, indeed we have no idea of her natural state any more or what it might have looked like before it opted to look like Frankenstein's Monster (the one from the reject bin). And even IF P did look like a carbon copy of the skank, who the hell says that about themselves? "My stunning daughter looks like MEEEEEEEEEEE"? Of course skank is not afraid to applaud herself for everything, after all she has said often enough that "Harvey is a credit to MEEEEEEE!".
12.2.24 - trying to make out she actually reads stuff thats not "Awwwwlllll abaaahhhttt MEEEEEEE!". Righty-ho skank! Do these mags have a kid's colouring-in section????
14.2.24 - Yes! It weeeely iz awl abaaahhhtt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE innit!
* Posting nonsense about being "An independant woman" now - Nah, she's definitely not an independent woman...
Can't even look after itself - needs endless beauty stuff and blow dries
No driver's licence, needs a chauffeur.
Can't clean her house, needs a cleaner.
Can't look after her kids alone, needs a corrupt nanny.
Needs the drama, needs to always have a backup bloke on standby to audition for the vacant post of 'The One'
When its invariably in trouble for something, it needs whatever is the most trending MH diagnosis to get out of it.
It needs to have at least One Person running about after it 24/7
*and then theres this from the archives that completely flies in the face of this latest rubbish

Plasterclasses -
6.2.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25740298/katie-price-cancels-masterclass/ Oh dear, the "fans" are not happy bunnies! Skank has tried to blame these cancellations on Jeyda, ie "Her kids in hospital" - only Jeyda does not have children...................... I wonder what the next excuse will be?
* You gotta LUV IT though when skanky announces grandly on last night's live rubbish about the reason she cancelled the Plasterclasses that "You can’t leave kids when they’ve been in hospital…." Ummmmm, remember 2020 KP when you couldn’t wait to leave Harvey, to dump him onto the hairdresser straight out of hospital (his having been in ICU) in an inordinate hurry to fuck off and have your first disastrous holiday with SB??
and guess what skanky-fans - all of you that paid for the plasterclasses that got cancelled....guess how she's paying for her romantic ski trip with her new fella?
6.2.24 - and now The Mail join in https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13050415/Katie-Price-fan-fumes-star-cancels-make-masterclass-hours-taking-stage-leaving-360-pocket.html
* Cancelling and not giving refunds is nothing new - this is from 2022. I guess it feels that offering an alternate date "sometime in the 2020s" is good enough for these morons. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10995095/Katie-Price-fan-says-impossible-make-masterclass-refund.html
* It is the ultimate Con Artist though - she's not only deceived and ripped off the people that bought tickets for these shitshows but has used her own daughter P to do it. P wasn't doing the Sheffield and Bolton plasterclasses anyway plus P dropped out of the last one which she was supposed to be doing, yet skank added her picture to the Sheffield and Bolton ones in an attempt to bump interest and flog those tickets thus conning those gulliable twats even more
Its currently advertising one for the 14th featuring P - bet this gets cancelled too
11.2.24 - it seems P has passed a module of her college course (Waxing) to which skanky has announced grandly that the girl is now "fully qualified". Lucky old P has now been obligated into using her newly learned skill on the skank so here we go with the next grift to entice punters to the World Famous Plasterclasses - "Come and 'see Princess wax my minge!" VIP Meet & Greet costs extra naturally
12.2.24 - Just a delaying tactic to avoid making refunds As for it cancelling the last two and blaming it on Jeyda's kids being in hospital (????), well Jeyda really didn't need to be there anyway as it was just the skank getting replastered by some random MUA, so that excuse shouldn't be used. Skank was clearly ok and not "Sick" , as it was roller skating and 'working' yesterday.

More Shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
5.2.24 - Its back on Live again with the usual scintillating content!
*Had a sun-bed
*Been horse riding
* Getting it's nails done again - only done twice last week of course
* Needs her hair coloured - going blonde again to show SB what he's missing no doubt
* She‘s single, "Don‘t believe the papers" - has Legohead elbowed her already???
* Doing nothing Valentine’s Day, you gotta have a man for that
* Roast for dinner tonight woo hoo!!!
*Shouting and making a point of kissing the dog & slaps it's belly quite hard Then says 'Now get down!'. You picked her up you twat!
*Princess is there eating this roast dinner apparently No sign if her though
* Pretending she's outraged at all the gossip
* 'I don't see Pete, Haven't seen him for years..... don't want to' Yes of course KP, because it was Your Choice wasn't it?AS IF he wants to see YOU ever again eh???
* Her brows need doing Anyone got a roller and some shed paint please?
* Not looking for a new husband No of course not
* She has zero knowledge how to do her own makeup
* It is allegedly filming 2 shows, out NEXT year - yeah righty-ho skanky! So whats become of all the footage C4 have been doing for the past year eh? In yer dweems!!! It bragged the same thing last year,, plus what happened with the released murderer she claimed to have met that she was doing an Ekscloosiv with?? More lies basically
* She calls H about 3 times a day, yeah, yeah.
* Spread a slick of gunk over it's scabby lips then handed it to Bunty to put on her lips Spread the Herpes about eh luv??
* We cannot even be sure P is actually there - roast or not - because she is distinctly ABSENT. Maybe she's simply "OUT" with her brother??
* Needs another sunbed!
* People keep asking what she’s done to her lips!
* Again, keeps blaming Bunty for taking stuff.
* Bunty having to correct things she is saying!
* Its advertising that Bunty wants to share her bed with her tonight
* Everyone is jealous of her…
* Had it's ears pierced AGAIN on Saturday
* Bunty is baiting the Twolz now - Mummy has worked her magic on this child
* Skank is giving out aggro now, she cannot take any criticism about her looks & what she's done to herself
* Announces grandly that she doesn't look her age................... it wants to be on Love Island because of that OMFG!
*Giving out aggro about Kryten Legohead now
*Says she’s got to go back for more surgery to get her lip lift scar done
* Constantly admiring herself…
* Bunty getting the blame for taking things again.
*Wiping that lip balm all over her sleeves.
* No holiday planned apparently which is NOT what she promised Bunty the other day…
* Not moving house - she is staying at MM.
* Trying to get driving licence back - its discrimination! Not the FACT she's a menace on the roads who drives illegally anyway? She’s basically just admitted to having no licence yet isnt she pleading not guilty to the latest offences?
* It gripes that "People" are grassing on her to the DVLA!! Presumably its absolutely nothing to do with 3 (known) driving offences in a matter of weeks? Stupid twunt So from her own mouth…she drink drives, takes coke, has tried the suicide thing (more than once) broke her feet and wears inappropriate footwear for driving, can’t wear a seat belt or put one on her kids, ADHD, PTSD, bad MH, regularly gets stopped for speeding and/or having no insurance, is on meds - but she is "Discriminated against"
* Sniffing and snotting everywhere now
* She’s thinking of getting her nipples pierced (IF she had any of course)
*Her "Worst ever case" of ADHD is going to go nuts cos she can’t get her lip gloss out the box due to her nasty talons
* Bunty has stuck gems all over her face
* Theres a very big announcement next week. - she's going up and down the country!!
* The last Plasterclasses were postponed as Jeyda’s kid is in hospital Thats an epic new lie in there eh skank???
* She likes her top lip "But you don't have to....."
* Someone said “you sound like you’re full of a cold”…..oh it’s not a cold she’s full of, its something else entirely
*She kept getting messages whilst she was on the live, you could see her reading them and she even said ‘sorry just reading a message that’s come through’
* In a group chat with SFP and their 3 friends (fuck knows who) and they discuss Love Island. She could never go on Love Island All Stores (that’s how she said it) as she’s never been on Love Island in the first place.
* Said she’s going to get a lock on the room tomorrow as Bunty keeps helping herself, but it looked like Bunty’s room she was in
* Bunty told her she was sleeping in KP’s bed with her tonight because she just loves her so much
* Jett briefly appeared in the background (although didn’t see him but heard him). She said "I’m coming off live soon and we can have cuddles and you can make mummy a cup of tea." Child slavery is alive and well woo hoo!!
The End
But its back again!!
6.2.24 - promoting the KP Ekwestrryan garbage for the first time in ages. There are so many reasons this photo is completely wrong showing what a completely shit rider the skank actually is. Yes this being the self-appointed GB Equestrian Team contender, the gormless muppet that "rides" a horse (without wearing a hat), on an animal who looks terrified of her with her jabbing his side with those bloody spurs whilst dragging on his sensitive mouth with a double-bit.
7.2.24 - The latest shite from JYY as modelled by Max Wall
Incidentally, Why does it want slimming leggings if she likes that saline filled arse so much?
8.2.24 - its back on Live again -
* She’s sitting getting extensions done while selling tat -She’s in that salon in Shoreham. Nails have been redone
* Said she‘s working hard,she has 5 kids to support dontcha know, telling people to get off her case She’s angry
* Filming two shows for Ch4! C4 are potless these days so won't be buying your crap In yer dweems skanky!
*She's doing all that and the kids as well!!!! - people in the hairdressers say it’s exhausting (her current favourite word) when they realise what she has to do in a day!!!!! What sit on her fat arse being preened endlessly??
* People don’t know who Jordan is…
* There is no deal with PETA!! The PETA story isn’t true, it’s the papers lying again!! - so why is it on PETA's social media then?
* She's angry about people making "wig" comments
* Talks about DNA, wanders /wonders if the hair extensions came from a murderer and could that get her in trouble?. She thinks things like that apparently (when trollied). More likely hopes to use this hair to mess up her next drug test.
* Said she was getting lips done again tomorrow and lashes when she only had them done LAST Friday!!!!!!
* Drip feeding little hints about AFP's bad health now. She's such a crafty bitch, every situation is an 'opportunity' for her.
* Signing out but said she might be back on later.
It's funny her lies are often based on truths and the lies about bad things "Other people have done to her" are usually based on things she has done herself, but she was definitely aggressively angry tonight, like a cornered rat Has she had some Bad News maybe?

Podcast Garbage -
6.2.24 -The latest advert for their record-breaking crapcast on Insta involves Edna FD telling Manky Skanky a hilarious anecdote about her Little Prince Albert throwing up in the cinema. Coz people really want to hear about that don’t they?? Is it more a case of they're running out of relatable things to talk to the Huns about?
8.2.24 - This week's edition of crap - a run down of a grand total of 34 minutes, but ads totalling about 7 minutes. Recorded last Friday morning.
*She has got another new laptop
*She had just got out of bed, Sophie was there with Albert. KFP said she had just had a bath (yeah, yeah)
*Getting lashes done later and lips. She's been awake though since 7;16 as the cat wouldn't leave her and Bunny alone.
* She's not normal. (You don't say)
* She's stuffing her face and talking with her mouth full through most of the recording.
* She's got a summer job, can't announce it yet, but involves her singing for half an hour sets, 6 songs, on stage live. Then she starts singing and making all these weird noises. (my ears now hurt) God help anybody going to the holiday camps this summer
* Says she has a busy day, SFP sarcastically asks if she is getting her makeup done and filming. She has a new show out, she can't say what, but it's good. (Another one???? LOLZ)
* Mentions getting her lashes done later then her lips, SFP says shouldn't the people doing it to her say to her that's enough, she says, "NO it's up to me" followed by a bit of an argument about her lips
*Then a couple of ads for 3 minutes.
* Says they are supposed to be talking about pregnancies, but all she's done is verbally batter Edna FD
* She has the MUA waiting for her but she's still stuffing her face and talking.
* Harvey was the perfect pregnancy, but the worst birth as natural. Said she was 21 when pregnant - she was actually 23 so she can't even get that right! . Sent Dwight Yorke scan pictures, talks about the birth, nothing we haven't heard before endlessly time and again.
* Edna FD briefly allowed to talk about giving birth to Albert before it's back to MEEEEEEEEEE again.
* Harvey was 8lb 13oz "A chunky little bastard and still is" Harvey went everywhere with her. Mentions something about "The only no agro from the dad situation" But she calls her baby boys "Bastards???"
*Then it skips over the other births. Junior & Princess born by c-section at the Portland - that cost her £15k but you get a discount for the 3rd birt sp she was gutted when Jett was born in France. "Little bastard came while in France" thus ruining her discount, but holiday insurance paid for her, doctor and Jett to come back on a private plane. Indicates it was traumatic as she had just found out "Something" (no doubt meaning about Kieran but didn't say as much)
* Says she wouldn't change Harvey, apart from his smashing up all her stuff.
*Edna FD asks her what her pregnancy bugbears were?? (KFP has to ask what a bugbear is) She states mother-in-laws. She has no concept of what all her Exes and Escapees think about her old witch of a "mother" though
* Edna then starts to cough a lot, the cat is jumping up. Alberts has been running round making a lot of noise too during recording.
* AFP starts talking in the background about the skank when it was born....she took anti-sickness drugs, the hole in the heart gets a mention, she wouldn't feed properly as she was lazy, she had whooping cough and got a hernia with it. No wonder she's so speshul eh?
*Then they started to wrap up with a couple of minutes to go, but did not forget to plug the VIP crapcast ££££££

More Grauniad Rubbish -
12.2.24 - so it appears that the Grauniad have dispatched Grace Dent to do a fluff piece with the skank although quite WHY they seem to be running a series on the thing is questionable to start with, however I trust GD will remember her last run-in with the thing and make it as uncomfortable as she possibly can
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2011/oct/15/signed-by-katie-price-grace-dent#comments
"Katie Price's life doesn't seem gleeful at all. She throws one female contestant offstage for saying she has the title "Professor". Katie is immediately paranoid when faced with someone who claims to have read books and passed exams, convinced the woman is out to get her and make a fool of her.
"Who has paid you to come here and make fun of my show?" Katie snaps........ "
Nobody,skank since you manage that well enough on your own

Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
7.2.24 - What sort of a basket-case possibly believes this is an "Entrepeneur" eh?
14.2.24 - Desperately trying to drum-up income now. "DM me woo hoo!"

F4J Dive In on the Skank -
6.2.24 - Allegedly Clan Grifter are telling everyone that Kieran is behind the F4J posts & he is "Spreading lies" about the skank. They're saying HE'S persecuting HER because HE lost custody of the kids! Urrrmmm they're avoiding the FACT he never LOST CUSTODY - the effing skank STOLE those children from him!!

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
10.2.24 - She ain't gonna like this at all! It'll be twiggering all over the place with rage because the likes of "Hello" don't want to interview MEEEE any more!
https://www.hellomagazine.com/healthandbeauty/mother-and-baby/513091/emily-andre-stepmother-princess-junior-andre/
13.2.24 - https://thetab.com/uk/2024/02/13/a-complete-ranking-of-all-katie-prices-relationships-based-on-how-long-they-lasted-351150 This is far from a complete list by any means but nevertheless its a whole lot more than her description of "Ize can cownt der amarnt of blokes wot Ize sleppt wiv on one 'and innit!"
14.2.24 - Heres one that was never seen again though - his Mummy must have found out!
Gotta luv how they say "managed to secure a date.................." with this berk - was it one sniff of her and he was gone forever, completely repulsed??

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
9.2.24 - Just when you think it cannot get even more terrifyingly ugly up pops this! Its a mass of scars & distorted features, all visible through a two inch thick plaster coating
10.2.24 - a damned fine piece of advertising by this idiot - women must be rushing to her for her elite Services To Eyelashes
13.2.24 - https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/12/katie-price-confuses-everyone-describing-natural-20267998/ "Natrul innit!"
13.2.24 - having been obliged to pretend to enjoy being out with the kids yesterday doing Kid Stuff for a change, ie showing what a great Muvva she is in the face of B being with her Dad the day before having fun, its back to business as usual for the skank with more facials, preening and tweetmints on its hideous visage followed by weapons-grade filters for photos like this shocker https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2753/2753879-e02ebf9b089a36ffe310be5721300ae6.mp4 Incidentally, its only 10 days since those fish-lips were re-inflated last time - surely its not necessary to have it done weekly is it???
14.2.24 - Heres the Mail regarding the latest fish-lips refills https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13079083/Katie-Price-new-lips-10-DAYS.html

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees-
8.2.24 - Its common knowledge that skank sent many hatefull missives to K's fiancée M over the years but it seems that Alex's wife did not escape the venom either. Unsurprisingly she was another to receive absolutely horrendous texts and emails from "an anonymous person" wishing all sorts of dreadful things onto her unborn child - does that sound familiar? It should because it bore all the hallmarks of the skank's handiwork. https://tattle.life/attachments/alexreid-jpg.2743286/
Heres Alex's reply to that nasty, embittered, twisted asshole (whoever they are)
"I wasn’t going to share this but I felt compelled.
To the sick individual that messaged a pregnant woman days before giving birth and wishing the most horrific content on a innocent child - shame on you. You must be one sick individual with such hate in your heart. Bullies or should I say cowards who create fake accounts - say what you want to me, but to wish this on a baby and the mother of my child who has been blogging our IVF journey who has bravely shared raw emotions of the babies we have lost and what it has taken to get our daughter here is just so so so so shocking and wrong!
You may think creating a fake account means you can do this but let me confirm this has been reported to the police along with others. I will not stop till this sicko is found!
I am posting this to not only spread awareness but I hope the culprit can read this.You need serious medical help to message this! I pity you for you have no soul and no life. "
10.2.24 - taken from AR's youtube page-
* And here you have it - the entire crux of the matter and its swiping again! NONE of the multitude of Exes "deserved" her! (You're bloody right they didn't!) https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-takes-swipe-undeserving-32092146
* This aged well, from 2021! This was when she was on her best behaviour after she had to do drug tests.
'' In speaking about the dads, though, Katie insisted she gets on with her children’s fathers in front of them and will always let them see their dads, with the parents all agreeing on 50/50 custody despite their apparent disagreements.
Speaking on the Blood, Sweat and Tears podcast, while she didn’t name the dads in question, when asked how she co-parents Katie interrupted: ‘Forget it, I will stop you there. I hate the dads…
‘My relationships with them are non-existent.’ She went on to claim she had been ‘blocked’ by one and communicated through lawyers, with ‘absolutely no contact’, while the other dad she talks to ‘for the kids’.
Still, Katie insisted she’s civil in front of their children as she went on: ‘If you hate the other parent, don’t let your kids know and just do what’s best for the kids. You want a happy home when they are with you and a happy home when they go to them. Don’t argue in front of them. Just be happy for them. What you say behind closed doors when you argue doesn’t matter because the kids don’t hear it.’
Saying despite their splits she’s always agreed 50/50 custody with the fathers and while she conceded it might not be possible for everyone and their circumstances, she will always strive to let the kids see both their parents.
Katie said: ‘Always think of the kids, they want their mum and they want their dad…when your kids get older you never want them to come to you asking “why didn’t you do this, or why didn’t you do that?” Let your kids see both parents.''
https://metro.co.uk/2021/11/30/kati...fathers-of-her-kids-is-non-existent-15688677/
12.2.24 - Slamming and swiping the Exes again - shame its all lies and what is there has been severely edited by her to omit LOADS of stuff from this crap
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25814683/katie-price-famous-exes-gladiators/
* All these men dumped her. She says she made loads of mistakes yet she's learnt nothing over the decades, these men made just the one horrible mistake and learnt from it - clearly they have because now they have lovely women like Emily, Michelle and Nicki. And she has.....................what? A showmance with Legoman, and he'll dump her too once he's got the publicity he wants

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
7.2.24 - PETA did not forget about their ongoing issues with the skank either
It looks like her mouthpiece, Edna FD got her two penneth in though
"A representative for Katie (Edna FD) has reportedly since responded to the charity via Mail Online that she has asked PETA "many times to have a conversation with her directly", but that they "instead continue to play the narrative out in the media".
"If they want to have a direct conversation with Kate they can get in touch. Isn't it a waste of charity money or have they got funds available to give out to celebrities, which should be going towards animals?" the rep added." She'll probably take the money and spend it on more cats anyway
13.2.24 - that appeared in the Mirror comments on one of it's shite articles about the thing. Dear God above!
"If this country was a country of animal lovers Ms Price would be in prison. That poor, poor dog dragged to its terrible end by her driving with the lead trapped in the door. Children too, what a terrible situation" Same poster also alleges that this was poor dear Blade & its a well-known FACT in the locality
A Krustie re-watched the video after Blade was killed when it openly accused F4J of murdering him -
She says 'I think it was them who killed my dog and dragged him to the road'
So it seems he was dragged by someone (ie HER)

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
8.2.24 - How is it she doesn't remember important info such as her own kid's birthdays (when she was kind-of obliged to be there FFS!)?
*On the pod today, it states it was 21 years old when she was pregnant with Harvey - no, she was 23
Then - because these are obviously lies as she can't remember what she has said before, we get stuff like this :-
*Has been raped a 'few' times, keeping it vague
*The amount of "hijack threats" she has had over the years constantly changes
* On recent pod/living with Lucy, the SA hijack was just "a couple of years ago", the event where she was attacked & waped in front of her children by an ever-changing number of assailants with different weapons every single time she dishes this rubbish out!
* It states that 2024 marks her 30th year in the 'industry bearing in mind the thing is still 45 years old (difficult as that is to believe!)'!!!! In her first rubbishy book she said she was 13 when she was modelling for Joe Bloggs with the dodgy photographer, although later interviews she states she was 12 so when is she stating she started her career...when she was 16? In her book she says in June 1996 she sent some pictures and met with Samantha Bond, so in 1996 she was 18.
* Its the same with the ever-changing nonsense over the Browkern Trotterz, ie Where exactly / When exactly / How Exactly and Who was there? Every time its dished out it becomes a different version

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
10.2.24 - digging out the old photos of H now.

Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
7.2.24 - So skanky's latest enterprise hits the road using that idiot Jess' name to try to avoid the Forensic Accountants getting wind of her activities. This is what they've put out to promote themselves - a whole blurb about P&J, blathering-on as if they are representing them now! Well in fact Peter's agent Clare from CAN is also J&P's agent so expect some legal letters heading off towards Olive shortly after 9am this morning https://tattle.life/attachments/2740859/
So as you can see, theres nothing new in skankyland because its still trying to utilise P&J for it's own benefit
* P knows what side her bread is buttered though. Sensible Dad and Emily win through eventually but she knows she can go to 'Otel Krustifornia then do whatever she wants to with The Boyfriend because skanky is "So relaxed" about everything, ie she's doesn't give a frig. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-andre-spills-katie-prices-32065283
* As of this afternoon the posting about P&J on Olive's website has vanished................cannot imagine why LOL
9.2.24 - Something is going on in skankyland. Her sms are loaded with pictures of the kids - it feels like there is something going on. Either that or Edna FD is trying to make her look like Supermum! (You are wasting your time there Edna luv). Really it does feel like something detrimental for her is going on because Skank was really aggressive yesterday, something had got to her really badly because she was so angry & chippy on that last Live nonsense & now she’s frantically posting old pics of all the kids, one of J holding hands with B & J . She’s also banging on about cleaning the house (righty-ho!), prepping dinner (as if!) and looking forward to half-term. Skank is deflecting like mad now so let’s hope its a good indicator that things are now conspiring against her regarding the kids and they can finally Go Home at last!
10.2.24 - Stop Press................... Bunty has been seen out shopping with K&M today and the baby so it seems they have got back some access to start with!! No sign of Jett though NB; Skank has previously said that Bunty loves Bubble Tea which gives this credence.
* It also seems to explain why skank was a ratty bitch yesterday on her rubbish Live nonsense because she'd been ordered to give Kieran some access and knew somebody would see Bunny with K&M which would blow her accusations out the window! It'll be eating her alive now theres some movement (hence the deflection photo of "MEEEEEEEEEEEEE & Bunty and her filthy bad mood on yesterday's boring Live nonsense) ) - all that's needed now is a little bit more and skank can't use the kids as a get out of jail/bankruptcy card.
11.2.24 - Skank is taking all the credit for P again. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-reveals-qualified-daughter-32098377 Incidentally passing one module doth not make a "Fully Qualified" but skank apparently is so immensely dense that she does not understand the concept of that By the Price Clan & Associated Grifter’s Handbook of college / training / academia (Edna FD’s degree, Skanky’s Life coaching , the business empire , etc etc, Daddy Wood’s Psychology page, Harry’s Recruitment Consulting …ad infinitum) i’m surprised that Princess in not yet Royal Beautician in chief & part time brain surgeon.
* P strikes back!!!! Woo hoo!! https://archive.ph/6Z2hX
* So then, in retaliation for Bunty going out with her Dad yesterday skanky has condescended to take both J&B rollerskating in order to prove what an Amaaaaaazin' Muvva she really is!! Just a couple of questions then -
1, is this roller skating because Kieran had Bunny yesterday and the skank needs to get some good Mummy Points?.
2, is the roller skating instead of taking Bunny to Thailand because the skank is actually spending that money on a "sking 'oliday" with the Noo Egg?
3, How is it rollerskating on those Liyfe Fretninly Injurrd Feyt anyway?????
12.2.24 - forced into deflection mode after B's day out with her Dad

'Aren't I the best mummy ever Bunny? Do you love it?' Its a nothing but a pathetic attempt to prove she can do fun things with her children (if she actually wanted to of course). Sorry Skank - you do not convince anyone with this because your face is telling a different story. Its also showing photos of it "cuddling" the baby of one of her lickspittles announcing that she is going to be the Godmother!

The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
7.2.24 - following it lauding itself on IG out riding yesterday - minus a riding hat - we have this. Not that anybody will see skank as an example of anything other than an old slag, however it shows the media are firmly on her tail now - for anything!!
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-354-while-skankys-world-is-falling-to-bits-sinky-gets-his-paws-on-a-new-pair-of-tits.43953%2Fpage-30&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftvandshowbiz%2F25770044%2Ffans-warn-katie-price-slammed-for-dangerous-horseriding-example%2F&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=00d56a41064d9e296848963a14eab80d&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
10.2.24 - reckon The Sun have purposely done this
13.2.24 - Heres The Sun reminding everybody about the skank's Noo Expensive Cat & how Peta have offered it money to STOP getting more animals https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25885915/katie-price-instagram-new-cat-peta-5k-petition/
* and the Mail also reminding their readership of the skank's appalling reputation with animals, here giving details of all the deaths of innocents at it's hands over the years.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13077277/Katie-Price-Sphynx-cat-PETAs-5-000-offer-stop-bankrupt-star-buying-pets.html