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  • * Resumé -
    * Its Tea Time!!!! ☕ Word has it that.....................................
    * Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
    * Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
    * Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (Includes The Bailiffs!)
    * Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief
    * The Media Showmance
    * Clan Grifter Gossip
    * # Ouch!!
    * "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
    * Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
    * More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
    * Podcast Garbage
    * More Grauniad Rubbish
    * Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" :LOL:
    * The Dodgy SW Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
    * F4J Dive In on the Skank -
    * Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
    * Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
    * The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
    * Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
    * Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA :mad: -
    * Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
    * Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
    * Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
    * Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA :mad: -
    * Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
    * The Broken Trotters
    * The Media Sticking It To Her, Mostly About Gobbing Gate

    Just for Laughs! -
    * Its perfectly feasible that skank wrote this herself for it bears all her hallmarks :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    The Coven convene - Edna really dressed for the occasion

    4.3.24 - Out with some ancient foters to detract from all the negativity it has created in the past couple of weeks. Just how many faces and hair colours ago was this anyway? Katie Price shows off biggest boob job in leopard print swimsuit as 'confirms' new romance with reality TV star | The Sun

    One shouldn't laugh BUT............... the resemblence between this and AFP is incredible

    Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."-
    28.2.24 - heres one taken from The Arch in Neef's own website at the weekend's shitshow wiv der skank - in its full, unfiltered glory, pissed out of it's head and absolutely trollied!!!
    Luverly innit? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Look what happens when you forget to Photoshop the shadow behind you to match the filtered image in front :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
    26.2.24 - Its still trying to inflict it's "singing" everywhere it goes - lucky old Neef eh? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26182612/katie-price-grabs-mic-serenades-nightclub-fans-complain-bad/
    * "Turn it fucking OFF !!!!!" https://youtu.be/xL3nzj-oExg "Hanoi" , that's hilarious!!
    The smug look on her face, she is so sure she's an amazing singer😂 but to be fair she is amazing- amazingly bad in every sense.
    She cannot hold a tune, pronounce words correctly or even soften or project her voice at the correct times. Even sitting down her movements have no rhythm and are wooden. I wish the cameraman had panned round to the crew who must have been desperately trying to stifle their hysterical laughter. Actually skank is even worse than the deluded people in the jokey first round of X Factor auditions 🤣😂😅

    Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (Includes The Bailiffs!) -
    29.2.24 - and so it begins - Bankruptcy of the Skank is en route!
    Wonder if it'll turn up or feign another "incident" of Mentawl 'Elf / Twollz / Whatever because this time its In Person - no video link to object to this time because she is OBLIGED to be there!! . Also this one has slipped quietly under the radar until the 11th Hour so who knows what else is out there that Clan Grifter are sitting on??
    * Check out the list of respondents being called to answer questions about skank's finances

    * For info, this timeline shows how long skank has managed to drag this fiasco out thus far

    * Even worse for skank is the mention of a name on the Court papers who appears to be an analyst specialising in forensic fraud investigations :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * It appears that OF have brought in proper legal representatives having been dragged into skank's case :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    STOP PRESS!!!!.........Thats 75p per week for the coffers then :) www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/katie-price-onlyfans-high-court-london-michelle-visage-b1142438.html It appears that all FOUR of today's respondents have been given the same ultimatum, that nearly 50% of anything she rakes in through them will automatically be seized towards her massive debts, although one can already envision the result of this being that she'll stop "working" and/or change her reps so these shonky firms will no longer deal with the thing anyway and this this debaclé grinds ever onwards until the next outing in April. She doesn't have to sell to backgrid anymore if thats the case, she'll find someone else will sell the pictures to backgrid, probably via lackey Jess's new company olive management and then money gets syphoned back to Katie with maybe 10% commission to jess (if she's lucky!)
    1.3.24 - Heres The Sun listing details of her being surcharged on her shitty OF, amongst others. Hopefully it'll be ditched by many now as they realise enabling the thing to crib-in cash through them is only going to drop THEM in the shite
    Katie Price set to lose nearly HALF her OnlyFans cash amid bankruptcy battle
    Katie Price will see nearly half her income from Only Fans taken away to pay off her debts. The former Page Three model, 45, who was once worth £45million, declared bankruptcy in 2019 after racking…
    "Judge Catherine Burton said in a hearing at the Rolls Building, London: “A significant aspect of Ms Price’s failure to cooperate has been her failure to provide full details of her income, which comes from various sources.”
    Katie has failed to appear at the hearings but is due to face questions about her finances in April.
    Judge Burton said: “She failed to avail herself of that opportunity”
    She added: “She has given no reason to explain why she is no longer in the position to meet the Voluntary Arrangement.”
    She boasted last year to have made thousands on adult site Only Fans since 2022.
    Hitting out at rumours she had only made £150, she said: “Do you think someone who’s been doing that career for 25 years is only going to make £150? Maybe put a couple more zeros on that.
    iterally hours after her latest Court thing for Bankruptcy here it is having a wee BOAST about it's 'Oliday entitlements;
    * One thing is a positive though because Skank may be under the illusion that once these inconvenient bankruptcy things are over with that she's in the clear. Sadly for her the slate is NOT automatically wiped clean to start anew becuse all her debts will be sitting there waiting for her :)

    2.3.24 - I do hope that Backgrid are sending the required 40% straight over to HMRC as required:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Interestingly word has it that the Bailiffs did not take any cars from the Shitty Shack last month - they had all been fairy-fancied away just in time which makes SB delivering the pink RR back there with all his cryptic nonsense even more bizarre :unsure:
    4.3.24 - Taken from the comments in today's Daily Mail - note to the Bankruptcy Detectives!

    Trying to dodge the 40% levy stuck onto it's OF dealings :)
    Like it'll keep this up!!!

    7.3.24 - "Get yer bizniss advyce from der skank! Get yer tikkits 'ere!!!" https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2799/2799737-953d50ac273ade4c136b329ab67781a0.mp4 'Iy'll be answering all your questions and answers" 🤣🤣🤣 ffs what a thick twat! She knows as much about being an "entrepreneur" as she does about being a parent - NOTHING WHATSOEVER!! Who the fuck is going to take advice off her in all seriousness when it can’t keep her own paperwork in order, gets AFP or Edna to sort her car insurance / whatever & furthermore, "Ask her about business"? Yes perhaps enquire about all her failed companies and her written off company debts, or her huge personal debt of 3 million and her huge tax debt of nearly a million 🤪 ?? Maybe the BH lot should turn up and ask her a few pertinent questions that she's so reluctant to answer when in Court??

    Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief -

    26.2.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26182960/katie-price-jj-slater-history-repeat-using-her/ :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    27.2.24 - thats him forbidden to go anywhere out of her eyesight then :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Thats what happens when you go Grave Robbing to end up with the skank! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26205802/mafs-uk-ella-morgan-tears-jj-katie-price/
    "Speaking during last night's reunion show, Ella said of JJ: "We speak all the time. I love him as a friend."
    Addressing the group in tears she continued: "Me and JJ will always be in each others’ lives. There is still feelings left for me."

    1.3.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26275416/katie-price-celebrity-big-brother-jj-slater/ When you have stopped laughing long enough to stand up, ask yourself this - is the thing going to try to live its crappy existence through this little plonker now alongside it's poor unfortunate kids??
    2.3.24 - what an absolute berk! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    He's a strange-looking one though, but are the pearls an homage to the fact he is dating his granny...............or something else entirely????? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    5.3.24 - Looks like the thing has already got this plank lined-up for a straight jacket aka wedding suit - I wonder if he's told his Mummy yet? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: This must be the Okrap nonsense its been trying to be mysterious about for a week or two. www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-fights-back-amid-32250223
    * " Smitten Katie is already thinking ahead to a wedding day – and a source claims she is refusing to let her exes scupper her plans to get married for a fourth time. “She absolutely will marry JJ and if he proposes in the next few weeks, she will absolutely say yes. But she’s worried about her exes because they are talking,” the source claims." Thus sayeth Edna FD.......... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Incidentally, why would the Exes collectively scupper this monumental event anyway because with it's venemous claws dug deeply into Legohead it means she'll relent on them a little? Why would they stop it marrying this berk - thats IF he's asked it of course, or is it in The Contract that he's got to marry the thing and knock-it-up or he won't get paid for his terrible ordeal?? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Either way the delusion is full-on because skank has lost the plot. This crap is straight out the KP play book, indeed the Skank Womance Bingo Card is almost full so Legohead you better run for the hills because she’s cornering you into the fake engagement scam and likely try to whip you away to Gretna Green before you can blink & certainly before Mummy can get across the Atlantic to rescue you. In fact I’d hazard a guess she’s already been dress shopping. Be afraid legolad. Be very afraid for thy doom awaits :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    The Media Showmance -
    26.2.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26179574/ella-morgan-jj-slater-katie-price/ :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    mock-up of the OKrap special - (13) Katie Price #360 The Bailiffs came hip hip hooray! Now finish the job and take her away! | Page 30 | Tattle Life
    2.3.24 -
    Poor little lad! See how she's gripped onto his little hand to stop him running off to play with the other kiddies......................... The comments are not #kind either :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    2.3.24 - the look of fame-hungry desperation. Wearing his Gran's bestist pearls too

    * The interview :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: That interview was bloody awful - he was too scared to speak, he was all"Eerm urm" and looking at her whilst her claw rested on his shoulder like she does to Jett to keep him in line on camera. She said "We got to know each other behind the camera before it went public it wasn’t rushed......" ,well considering you were with Cole until just before Christmas you either were speaking while you were with Cole or it happened quick! Legohead looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights although he wants the publicity to raise his own profile somehow, he hasn’t a clue how to react & its perfectly apparrent I he’s not into her at all - he probably did like the Jordan era of her looks and probably thought her filtered photos were actually her so you can only imagine his horror when the unfiltered, leg-cocking, eye-squinting Popeye walked in!! Maybe he went all lightheaded and blamed it on his diabetes 🤣🤣🤣
    It doesn't look like the Love of a Lifetime does it?

    That look of sheer horror and distate on his face says everything there needs to be said.
    * Then theres this, although its obvious they nick their "fan's quotes" from here perhaps they ought to acknowledge that generally "Fans" actually like the person and WE CERTAINLY DON'T!?
    * The comments are excrutiating though - people are really letting rip at her and this loser
    Many say he looks terrified being paraded about by the skank but this one about using Nutella as foundation is EPIC!
    "Kaytee Kaytee! Dats der way ter doowit!"

    * Its also been noted that in fact Legohead is not participating as he ought to be in skank's revolting little playlist nor according to his Contract . This Thing being such a rude, ignorant person went ahead and insulted her Muppet during their last engagement with her squawking "I've got this script and was gonna do it with JJ but he's shitting himself and doesn't wanna do it, so I've gotta do it on my own, ain't I? ..." then the thing continued with it's own level of putrid input, cackling like a banshee. Jeez, she's truly repulsive.

    Clan Grifter Gossip -
    29.2.24 - https://metro.co.uk/2024/02/29/katie-prices-terminally-ill-mother-amy-rushed-hospital-20373754/ Bear in mind this has happenned and yet skank has done nothing but slag off the old bat on those Crapcasts!
    3.3.24 - it seems AFP has got the right hump with skanky over something & possibly stropped-off to the IoW

    # Ouch! -

    3.3.24 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-flashes-biggest-ever-32260569
    "One troll wrote: “Now these pictures are getting more comical by the day la. U really look peculiar.” Katie replied: “If the pictures are too peculiar for you, just stop looking babe. Have a great weekend x.” Despite her snarky retort, these remarks must even pierce her Nutella-coloured, rhinocerous hide :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"-
    1.3.24 - its posting pictures of itself huddled up like some sort of a Superstar in the back of a limousine en route to a major engagement, boasting & trying to be mysterious to raise some sort of "interest" in it's activities Is she dossing on Edna's floor in Sittingbourne filming more shite for this week's Crapcast so not the London Palladium, the O2 Arena nor anywhere else ! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Delusions of grandeur in full operational mode
    * Some things never change with the skank …this from 2009! "Katie Price? She makes me sick says lingerie boss
    LINGERIE tycoon Michelle Mone has launched an astonishing outburst against Katie Price, accusing the Jungle celebrity of abusing junior staff with a four-letter tirade.
    The Ultimo bra boss was so outraged by Price’s alleged treatment of one woman, she sacked the model just five hours into a year-long contract.

    Ms Mone said she had kept silent over the incident in 2005 but after seeing Price swim into the I’m a Celebrity… campsite she could hold her tongue no longer. Writing on her Facebook webpage, the Scottish businesswoman said: “I haven’t spoken about this but she makes me sick. Four years ago, one of my junior marketing girls was fitting her. She was so nervous and she made a mistake. Jordan turned round and called her the C-word. That’s why she lasted five hours.”
    Former model Ms Mone added: “Jordan has run out of ideas and is scraping the barrel to try to convince all of us again that she is caring and loving. No respect, not a nice person, stay in the jungle and do us all a favour. That’s why I have spoken out this time. From a close source, she is apparently being paid £400,000 to try to con us all again.
    * Asda also elbowed the skank having recruited it for a breast cancer charity lingerie campaign. The press reported that ‘She appeared in lingerie shots but angered cancer victims by moaning on her reality TV show about the scars on her breasts caused by implants.’ It did vaguely apologise for being so thoughtless and cretinous, but Asda subsequently dropped her underwear line completely, never to return, despite all her assertions to the contrary :) Loose Wimmin have never asked it back either but even when she'd just left school before she started getting 'em orf for lecherous old geezers, she was sacked from her first job working in her aunt's shop for stealing! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:No she's never been sacked has she?
    *And here we are in 2024 with the skank still trying it on but hopefully Her Universe is on the point of imploding now :)
    2.3.24 - "filming" another crappy podcast with another useless deadbeat where it'll be trying to sing at the captive audience, plus it appears that skank was never scheduled to appear at this crapcast anyway and that this is another of those events it gatecrashes to make "Awwwwlllll ahaaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEE!". However its becoming increasingly apparent that skanky is The One people call on when let down last minute for any sort of a rubbish "event" largely because its well-known that she's a cheap date, she's incredibly desperate and will attend the opening of an envelope if there are cameras and a fee to be had :eek: Quite how have the London Palladium stooped so LOW as to be permitting this sort of bollocks within their hallowed walls one may ask??
    Incidentally this awful Grace creature (a complete misnomer of the name itself) is the one who joined Skanky & Edna recently in saying they’d wipe their arses on towels or curtains in other people's homes. Classy. :sick:
    * It was introduced onstage to the baying crowds like this though - they did get that bit right- she IS a CUNT! The Big Question remains - should this imbecile be taking the piss out of her cherished guest's handicapped son anyway ???? :mad:
    * The point here with this pisstaking of H remains the same as it always is. No-one's allowed to say that or impersonate Harvey unless it makes KP money. She's regularly bitterly complains about people putting that phrase on merchandise, eBay apologised and made a donation to a charity for using that phrase - but never forget that skank likes a heap of compo for "Dem barstids Ewsin Me 'Arv innit!" because in truth Harvey is KPs property to exploit and use only when she says so. Therefore this cruddy mate of hers using Her Fraze is OK all the while they're mates but you wait until they have the inevitable falling-out when Skanky will go for the jugular over it!
    * Oh yeah and as anticipated with horror, it "treated" the audience to this too (106) Katie Price #361 skank calls it fate, but grifting, poncing and noncing seems to be a family trait | Page 36 | Tattle Life
    * Square Blob Skank Pants strutting it's funky stuff sho-nuff, indeed it even appears to have a little winkle making an appearance
    Its resembling a right brick shit-house these days innit? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: And it spent most of it's epic performance touching itself up (or re-adjusting it's Tena pants) Katie Price #361 skank calls it fate, but grifting, poncing and noncing seems to be a family trait | Page 45 | Tattle Life
    2.3.24 - another pointless "awards" show; Strangely her BFF Grace might rightly have attended this rubbish but instead she had "a prior engagement to investigate" then this thing and dickhead show up instead:unsure:
    Again, it seeems to have found something completely ludicrous and totally abhorrent to wear along with another pair of boots costing about £20 online - all completely out of line with the Dress Code for this garbage "event". Still its always worth a laugh if nothing else :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Checklist for Goin Aht Wiv Legohead :-
    Stupid outfit - check
    Stupid boots - check
    Stupid dog-peeing-on-lamp-post pose - check
    Stupid nails - check
    Stupid peace sign - check
    Stupid pout - check
    Stupid stupid stupid legoboy - check
    * You gotta wonder about Legohead even being there pretending to Be In Lurrrrve with the thing, that this nonsense is anything other than purely business arrangement for the pair of 'em. 🤣🤣🤣 haha! That sad sack rocks-up in Ireland playing Grab a Granny while she plays grab a fanny at an awards show for a show that was about actually about "Katie & Cole" - not this plonker!. So why is he even there?? I'd be mortified if I was him, her parading him about like a trophy just to piss SB off even more after she took this plank on the 'oliday she'd booked for SB's birfday! - but then skank has no shame so nothing surprises with her. Sillyboy Legohead has to sit there and watch as she plays house with Cole on screen. You couldn't make it up. Priceless! Pun not intended 🤣🤣 Bet his Mummy is absolutely seething about it!!!!
    * Also it appears that another guest at this shitshow has to assist the thing back into it's revolting jumpsuit after a visit to the toilets - it was incapable of rolling the sausage-skin back over Phil and Grant without extra help :ROFLMAO:
    * Pished of course https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2793/2793145-83ef5b1e4f3d40de26eaaa64426f23fa.mp4 and if you can stomach the full HORROR of it theres this where you will note that it grabs the mic at every opportunity to screech :eek: https://youtu.be/CVyrhZrgI-Y You'll also see the thing wipe its snotty coke snout on a napkin then chuck it onto the table :sick:
    4.3.24 - And now some moron has invited the thing along to ruin this special event for their students by bringing the Wreckage out to co-host! FFS what are they even thinking eh?? Hopefully they'll see her recent "events" and uninvite it rapidly for the sake of the kids and the audience.

    "Elegance meets innovation as we host Manchester's first Fashion Gala showcasing the talents of our cities' young designers'' !!! Yes indeedy! ➡
    Skank is a fashun ekspert as we can all see!!
    4.3.24 - the result of her diabolical display the other evening is that its now posting pictures of medicine & Strepsils because she's so "Ill" with a sore throat etc. Nothing to do with coke-comedowns, her torn vocal chords from what she calls "singing" and her collapsing snout then?? NAH of course not! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: This is from the Same One who was encouraging silly teenagers to spit in each other's mouths the other night - ripe for spreading a bit of infection about eh skanky??
    5.3.24 - for some unknown reason the advertising for this tragic Fashun Show has been pulled and all comments withdrawn. Could it be these idiots have finally twigged that having the skank involved is NOT what their students need to have wrecking their hard work? Hopefully they'll elbow the thing asap but as yet its still going ahead, however the venue has been changed from the University premises to a local restaurant (maybe because nobody wanted tickets so they downsized?)
    6.3.24 - and some more rubbish from it. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-real-name-32280286 All lifted from the Grauniad crapcast so no extra payments though eh skanky?

    Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap -
    28.2.24 - Back to flogging JYY shite. Just look at this stylish garment coming for springtime! Check out the horrible elasticated top half that "fits" size 6 to 30, the voluminous trouser with the edgy crooked hems and all made in that hideously cheap and nasty knitted crinkly nylon that'll stick to your arse crack. Set off the whole ensemble with a pair of JYY's bestist plastic flip flops - what man can resist?????? And what a Moddle too :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Skank looks like an egg-bound chicken....................... but on the other hand, this fab JYY stuff really accentuates her wonky norks a absolute treat :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Katie Price #360 The Bailiffs came hip hip hooray! Now finish the job and take her away! | Page 50 | Tattle Life

    More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
    * Neef, the continuation - here it is in it's full unfiltered horror

    and heres the Poundshop Super Hero too
    * there are interesting little clues bobbing about in this Sea of Shite referencing the possibility that H was actually with the skank on this crappy event, firstly the remarks it made about "someone complaining......." at the hotel, then a message on the club's own website supposedly from a parent who was supposedly angry about their underage son being admitted to this dump only to be "assaulted by Harvey"! On top of that it's also been stated it was seen driving in Gloucester- coincidentally where H's secure unit is. So there you have it. More info to follow when our sleuths do the media's job for them AGAIN.
    Note:- looks like it was a hoax poster but you just never know where this thing is concerned do you?
    And incidentally, skank and Co turned up three hours late for this shitfest, then it also refused to give her One Fan an autograph. I guess she wanted paying for it

    * The full horror of it all - compliments of a couple of brave Tattlers :love: https://youtu.be/s1DbJv89Te0
    * On top of that it was dragging drunken teens up onstage to play pervy party games with her acting just like a dirty old pervert such as Jimmy Saville, asking these youngsters 'Are you gay?', 'Are you a virgin?', 'Have you ever had an older woman??', 'Do you shave your sack?? Are you bisexual?" :sick: :sick: :sick: She starts saying 'Can you imagine....... 19 and 38......??' plus asking them to spit in each others mouths or else get off the stage. It also stated the club had no idea she was going to play this game or sing at the start, so that was 100% KP,, the dirty old pervert that she is. This not the first time the thing has behaved inappropriately with teenagers - this lot were only 13 FGS!!! https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-360-the-bailiffs-came-hip-hip-hooray-now-finish-the-job-and-take-her-away.44216%2Fpage-38%23post-18522981&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fvideo%2Funcategorized%2F6113555%2Fkatie-price-talks-to-kids-about-sex-and-posts-video-to-social-media%2F&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=b17b59ca5e8a33392180381fbc2c1fcf&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
    * And possibly the best of all - "Who heres got a mum who's 45? Is she a MILF like me?" :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
    * Oh and this also from the Teetotaller itself - ”I will drink you all under the table” 🤦🏽‍♀️….
    29.2.24 - the Sun picked up on her spitting kink though (details below) but one wonders if in her own warped fashion she believes this foul act is a symbol of affection? Remember when SB was pushing her about in a wheelchair when she first 'Browke her feyt", while waiting for a lift skanky looked up at him lovingly and he spat on her? :unsure: Perhaps this complete sicko creature thinks thats how to show somebody you love them, that the the filthy old hag does look on gobbing on yer belovéd as symbol of affection (or infection)? ?? I wonder if AFP gobs all over PFP too?? :unsure:

    Podcast Garbage -
    27.2.24 - Today its guesting on some sad act's crappy podcast. This one is an "influencer" & a former social worker talking about red flags. You really couldn’t make it up! How many of these "Red flags" did Dim Lynne Rickwood ignore to protect her belovéd skank eh??. https://tattle.life/attachments/img_6991-jpeg.2783403/
    * Basically she's just another Grifter so she'll do nicely for skanky https://tattle.life/threads/lalalaletmeexplain.1357/
    * More worrying is that actual practicising Social Workers appear to follow the advice of this muppet which is pretty
    sickening when this person claims to be an "Expert" in recognising abuse yet is unable to recognise an Actual revenge porn abuser and a person with restraining orders against them as "Being An Abuser". How does that work then??
    29.2.24 - this week's edition of bullshit from her & Edna FD .She's very shouty (she must be in love) and very hyper, still can't pronounce her words & farting loudly
    *Love Island final, she couldn't watch as away skiing. Looking forward to Celeb BB (which as we have seen, she is NOT on :ROFLMAO:!). When Edna told her some of the names, she was like "Why is he on it?......Anyone can be a celeb these days" Yeah look at that dickhead JJ for a start!!
    * She reckons Ella from MAFS is going to be on it (Obsessed much).
    *The Comic Relief Arctic challenge names were released, apparently she was shortlisted for this, (so she says) in the top 5 or 10, but she reckons Vicky P took her spot. She won't be watching it as why would she when she wasn't picked? They're just rubbing her face in it AND she even cancelled one of her well-deserved 'olidays because of it (??) :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Tries to clear up rumours about Wallis in a very sarcastic tone, "He's not gone, it's rubbish!! . Neighbours were quoted. I'll go and see him afterwards and put video out". (So that must of been the 21st, as that is when she put video up of him, but it wasn't her stroking him in video, so must of been Fenella)
    * Says "Everyone is there, Amy, princess & Ed, Jett, Lynne, Fenella".
    * Trying to get Princess signed up to Love Island (if she wasn't with Ed), or IAC, Junior should be on Strictly (but he's always out) * Then lots of love bombing of Princess and how she looks like her....like 'mummy' and takes after her. NB: P is only just 16 so LI won't take her regardless of what skank thinks and it'll be over her Dad's dead body no doubt
    * Then a bit about her skiing, she couldn't pronounce the place where they stayed. I get the feeling she hates skiing and just wanted to pose in her outfits. Says she has filler in bum and her boobs so she's heavy and can't get up when she falls - mentioned her sledging down on her arse.
    * She was the best at quad biking though - they were all impressed.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * The place was like Magaluf, lots of night life, they played darts and a drinking game called ring of fire, then of course she makes it into a dirty conversation asking AFP if she has played ring of fire, Amy gets called a dirty bitch. :oops:
    * Losing phones runs in the family, PFP lost his in a taxi, the guy who owned the taxi firm kept it and tried to deny he had the phone. (Somebody else accused with stealing from Them)
    * AFP spent 6 hours in A&E as sounds like hospital burst a cyst after an ultrasound.
    * Skank had bought them all dinner from Uncle Sam's. BOUGHT???????
    * She's has been watching "Breakthrough", she actually meant Breathless. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * She is going to give up vaping (she's said that a million times) but she's had a stressful day. She bought 10 vapes back, as she knows everyone will want one.
    * Then starts talking about Her Cancer (reckons she was clear 6 years ago....errr she had it when Harvey was a baby, so 21 years ago, so she's talking bullshit as usual) This was the tiny tiny wart on her finger incident
    * "What did Harry think when he found out KFP was SFP's sister?"...he told the hilarious story (It really wasn't) of how she called him sir Ham (as SFP's ex boyfriend was called Sam) AFP called him Sam a few times too, but he's been called worse. (Cokehead maybe?) He's been known to go a-snorting with skanky of course ❄
    * Was asked if she has watched all her old shows back. No, but she looks so different. Then starts going on again about Princess looking like her and then tells P "This is what she has to look forward to looking like you are older". P makes some remark about the surgery and KFP pipes up "At 2I I haven't had a lot, you cheeky bitch!" then says "I've had it all". We can see that luv! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Apparently one of AFP's cronies has told the old bat recently that she has lost her looks and when she dies "I'll move in with PFP", which shocked her. Never rule anything out with the degenerates at Clan Grifter
    * Then skank calls her muvva "Frankenstein" as she has lost some of her hair, but then says she means "Einstein" :rolleyes:
    * More about P needing to come on the pod and how she is following in her footsteps.
    * A couple of minutes of ads, then advertising their podcast live shows, still tickets available unsurprisingly. She's insisting Princess is going to get up on stage and sing a song with her. (Good luck making that happen)
    * On the final bit now, the Life advice, some question about a woman being old at work so its straight back to "Awwwwlllll Abbaaaahhht MEEEEEEE!" ... how she will be 46 in May, she has to compete with people in their 20s as not many people her age do what she does (??????), she is wiser & more experienced - she can do the job better (full of her self) & she looks better than some of these people telling her she can't do something!!! Especially in photoshoots, she can do it better than any 20 year old,
    " I will wipe the shit with them, I've been there and done it and I'm bloody good.. Bring it on!!!"
    * Then a question about friends taking advantage."I've been there! They take my kindness as a weakness, I got rid of so many people who use MEEEEE! " - (errrr, that works both ways) She doesn't have a lot of friends.
    * They have to sort 12 outfits for the podcast tour.
    * Say their thankyous and goodbyes
    The usual old shit then :) The comments are not kind either - https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240229_123433_chrome-jpg.2786976/ -
    Edna is described as "A simpleton" who just says "Cool!" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    1.3.24 - this too - 'er & Edna FD discussing how The Mighty They are going to "propose" Junior and P for some reality tv shows - like because Their Opinions matter a frig to anybody else? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:https://www.ok.co.uk/tv/katie-price-would-love-princess-32247012
    * You will note that in fact all this rubbish draws down to is that P will be sent into der Jungle as a Clone of Muvva Dearest with Bo Derek braids and everything to "Wock and Woll liyke Mummy! Woo Hoo!!"
    "Katie added: "Why don’t we put her forward for I’m a Celebrity?"
    Turning to her daughter off-screen she asked her: "Would you do I’m A Celebrity Princess?"
    Her daughter replied: "Yeah! With Junior, I’d do it with Junior."
    But then Sophie chimed in, with another show suggestion for Princess' brother. She said: "No I could see Junior on Strictly."
    Katie added: "Yes! We could see Junior on Strictly. I am, I’m going to put them forward. But I think Princess would suit the jungle. She could go in the braids like I did, rock and roll like mommy!"
    There are 6 katie price live podcast shows all late May 21st to 6th june plenty of tickets still available, so unless a dates been added and kept quiet theres nothing shes doing (in the UK) in the next 2 months that tickets are available online for - cant even order any plasterclass tickets thats gone silent aswell.😎
    1.3.24 - So it's en route to The London Palladium to film another crappy podcast for another unknown. details elsewhere

    More Grauniad Rubbish -
    5.3.24 - More old shite from the Grauniad. Why do they love it so much because I'm damned sure their readership don't! www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/audio/2024/mar/05/s6-ep-4-katie-price-model-turned-reality-tv-star
    * This is it basically in resumé form, the same shit it always churns out with just a different enabler grovelling after it & this time its some bint called Grace Dent who ought to know better really but is from the Grauniad & thats says it all.
    * On the pod it announces that she’s never been sacked from a job as works for herself. (Ask Michelle Mone about that then)
    *She’s never heard a podcast.
    *Her guilty pleasure snack food is… pepper, olive oil, mozzarella balls and advocado. - so not Maccy Ds then??
    *She’s stuffing her face, troughing through whilst this BS is filmed.
    *She’s "Very underestimated...........you never hear the stuff she does for charity, that she competes on her horses...... you never hear what I do with the family." Thats cos it would be just LIES would it not?? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * She’s a homely person…loves being at home. (When would that be then? I doubt its even deen the child prisoners more than a couple of hours in the past fortnight) :mad:
    * One thing annoys her that people think bad stuff about her, that she’s damaged goods but she’s a survivor!! The media have damaged her and written fake stories, so have people around her. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * People don’t know her Jordan days :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * She’s humble and down to earth. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Grace says her career started in 1996. (That’s not 30 years so this Mega-Partaaaaay its planning is more BS)
    * She’s just reeling off everything she wanted in her life, "all her dreams have come true". :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::poop:
    * She’s just stuffed her face with 2 avocados.
    * She’s never smoked in her life. I vaped for a few months (more like years & its still at it, like Thomas the Skank Engine. Its rarely seen without a vape in-hand) 🙄
    * She had a McDonald’s for breakfast. Tonight she’s going to cook, lamb chops, mash and peas. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * She loves being with horses. Loves caring for them. (Some other mugs looks after those horses, for what its worth)
    * She was a grubby little girl. (One that evolved into a filthy, disgusting, foul-mouthed dirtbag) (y)
    *She knows the value of money and works hard for what she wants. (Effing grifting liar) :mad:
    *She hated school. It taught her jack shit. She swerves the gcse question when asked did you do them, by saying not all of them in the end.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * A bit about her moddlling as Jordan. :sleep:
    * Her eyes change in front of the camera. She loves it, she knows how to pose.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * On about her jacket potatoes before her shoot 🙄 she knows how to breathe in for a shoot.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * On about her nightclub days. She wore 9” skirts. She used to drive to club with her mate Sally. She’s now vaping on air.
    * Playboy mansion…was there 8 weeks. She lived and breathed that place.
    * She doesn’t do one night stands. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she didn’t have sex with anyone there at the Playboy Manshun. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: - whats this then? https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0152-jpeg.2797903/
    * Reality tv: she can’t leave the industry as she doesn’t know anything else. She never wants the media to write about her. She hates the media. They damage her - "It’s evil", they mentally damage her. She loves filming though as you get to see her but The Media writes crap & uses bad pictures. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Oh and everything bad thats ever happened to her is the fault of MEN as usual. She’s been gagged re Pete, (go read her mums book she says, as she hasn’t!) It says Theres all these TTs on how terribly he treated her.........", she's not sure if he really l loved her, but she loved him. LIES :mad:
    * Alex, the worse trauma she’s been through, mental, awful. LIES :mad:
    * Then Kieran, he cheated, cheated, cheated… he destroyed her and still does now, still has therapy. LIES but :LOL:
    * She doesn’t want anyone to pay for her, just wants loyalty or love. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: (She'll never find either)
    * Never had a man who spoils her or takes her shopping or bought her stuff, or booked a restaurant:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Kids, she wants more. 🙄 She can’t adopt in this country. (NOBODY is going to let it adopt, lets face facts here) :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Out with H now - Harvey is hard work, she lists his disabilities. He never judges her, he FaceTimes her 3 times a day. She hates sitting at train stations. He loves Costco carrot cake as it’s big. (wonder why eh skank? Stick him in front of a screen with a 12 portion carrot cake then jobs-a-good-un!
    * She loves the anaesthetic with surgery.
    * There is still so much to say, needs to do a part 2. (Hint hint hint)
    * She’s had proper therapy for severe trauma. All caused by men of course :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:.
    * Never had addictions.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Therapy has helped her with relationships, domestic abuse, self love, validation Men have been her problem, she doesn’t need a man now. Really? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * The media want her dead - she feels she had a breakdown.🤣🤣🤣
    * She’s been ripped off by managers in the past but she's "Opening up her "emperor" now - think she meant empire.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * She doesn’t wear knickers, only for photoshoots.🤮
    * Eats raw onion.
    * Grace says she feels like she’s been on a rollercoaster. Serves ya right luv :) Thats what happens when you invite the skank along to anything - you get the ramblings of a demented coke-head :)

    Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
    29.2.24 - Heres the Sun getting at it about the Turkey Teef now - they're on her from all angles these days LOL!

    Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
    29.2.24 - Doing what it does bestist in slagging-off other people because they got something SHE WANTED & felt fully entitled to - ie she was positive she was going to score this gig and they swerved her! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * And this one too - "How dare they NOT give it to MEEEEEEEEE!"
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26263307/katie-price-snub-bbc-comic-relief-vicky-pattison/ Made sarky comments on some rubbish podcast about this woman "Taking MY place......................."

    The Dodgy SW, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole -
    * Just adding this idiot's latest pseudonym - its soooooooo apt! "Social Wanker"
    * Wonder if she feels the slightest tinge of regret at foolishly jacking in her education and career to be skank's dogsbody? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    1.3.24 - Heres an interesting little snippet that appeared on Twat Tok today

    and just in case you might have forgotten about what exactly this cretin did to help her lovely mate the skank, have a reminder :-
    The Lynne Rickwood was sacked by West Sussex County Council's family safeguarding team for getting too close to Katie Price and now employed by the same Katie Price! That Lynne Rickwood? Lynne Rickwood, Lynne Rickwood, Lynne Rickwood. The enabling, bent, ex-social wanker Lynne Rickwood? (y)
    :unsure:Just getting it out there again #LynneRickwoodsacked #LynneRickwoodparentalalienationenabler

    F4J Dive In on the Skank -

    1.3.24 - They're back!

    The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
    26.2.24 - Heres Pete trying to gain some perception into Being Pregnant - strangely though it looks more like he's "Taking a swipe" at the skank
    * Also Pete has announced a new family life show on YT which will certainly contain lots of J & P. That in itself will prove beyond a shred of doubt that BOTH his sprogs from that nightmare marriage to the skank DO live with him and Emily - they do not live with her at all and are not always "Out....." as she claims. That's just another lie proffered to try to keep hold of the Shitty Shack.
    5.3.24 - It has stated in some more :poop: in Okrap magazine that The Exes collectively are trying to "scupper" her marrying Legohead as soon as she can. Hilarious eh? What does she mean by her ex's are scuppering her plans? Does she think they're all going to converge on the venue and fight it out between themselves for her hand. "Don't marry him, have me!", all of them desperate to have her again? I doubt any of them give a shiny shite whatever idiot its currently wheeling about by the nose or whether he is stupid enough to risk marrying it nor anything else - if it has another victim then it'll lay off Them collectively and for sure it certainly won't want the kids cramping her style. What a load of :poop: It also stated in this rubbish "IF he proposes soon she will say "Yes".........................." meaning that the idiot obvious HAS NOT popped the question as she'd intended. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * 'Katie and Kieran met over online chat service Blackberry Messenger in November 2012, and just two months later they tied the knot in the Bahamas on January 16, 2013, after Kieran proposed on Christmas Day 2012' So spotted,, captured and skewered within a matter of weeks - Legohead is treading on dangerous territory :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Also bear in mind it was still harping-on about her wedding to Sinkboy at Christmas just before he stormed off and left her in Liverpool, at the exact same time it was trawling Legohead in.:unsure:
    6.3.24 - more rubbish lifted directly off some podcast nonsense so at least it won't get paid for it :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Here they all are fighting over the hand of the fragrant skanky
    or so she thinks.......
    * Yes - because they all really care and are so jellus over whoever it currently has it's claws sunken into - of course they are going to "Intervene"!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    So what form will this "intervention" take then when Pete doesn't speak to her at all, SB won't want to see her, Kieran definately won't want to see her as she has the restraining order on her & Boyson holds onto too much dirt for her to rock the boat there? How on God's green earth could any of them "stage an intervention" when none of them are legally responsible for her at all? She's completely paranoid and bonkers! The worst case scenario is that any of the exes with the kids could ask for some sort of court order to stop her involving the kids in her next marriage charade but there is no way they could actually stop her getting married. Deluded and stark raving crackers!! https://tattle.life/attachments/7183befb-7016-4e60-8d9f-252903e3066e-png.2799104/

    Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
    27.2.24 - One of it's Finest Moments in gathering smut to keep for later useage. Its been persecuting AR for years with this, holding it over his head to destroy anything he tries to achieve such as it deployed these tapes to stop him getting any contact with his daughter (by Chantelle Houghton). Once it had done the required destruction skanky also elbowed Houghton because she was no longer useful to her. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4706698/Katie-Price-disgusting-footage-Alex-Reid.html
    * Don't ever forget that in fact its Awwlll Peyte's Fawlt that she's a junkie!
    Those people who believe this utter BS give no context such as Pete saying 'you've been like this for 3 days' etc. when she was literally not speaking a word to him, or at one time he said she had been being vile to everyone including the crew for days. If you watch it ALL she's a typical controlling bully using emotional abuse. She's nasty and throws back compliments at Pete when he tries to be nice, she makes him apologise for things he didn't do. She comes on to him and then shames him, she invents things to be jealous about and forces him to apologise. Imagine your spouse ignoring you for days and then trying to get you aroused in an airport in front of people, then they shame you for being interested! It isn't normal, it's emotional abuse plus flashing to random men in front of your spouse isn't normal either. Pete was fed up with her abusive behaviour so he left her finally - she has never got over it.

    Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire" :LOL: -
    26.2.24 -Desperately clutching at straws now trying to revive her dead Caweer - as if JM is going to help the skank out after all the things its said about her over the years??? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-ends-feud-rival-32212199
    "Never had a problem with her". Price said that Jodie's nose "looked like a builder's elbow" as far back as 2003.
    2015: "You have shagged nearly all my leftovers and not one of them wanted you (gutted) and you're celibate because no man actually wants you unless you're looking to pay for sex, yuk. I don't know any celebrity or man who finds you attractive. You're the most vile thing I've ever seen. You're no model, just a man in drag - maybe you and Alex Reid would suit.?"
    2021: "I met my first husband Peter Andre when I was in the jungle. I had a couple of relationships when Harvey was a baby, and I was with a guy called Scott Sullivan at the time. But you know me, there's always some drama. I had actually split up with him just before I did the show, so it wasn't just like I bunny hopped to another man. And then Scott went to the lowest of the low and got with Jodie Marsh, a nobody."
    No skanky has nothing against JM does she?
    * Roll up rollup! Get your business advice from a Bankrupt! Woo Hoo! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    * Heres The Sun pretty much ensuring that Jodie will not be entertaining skank's canny bizniss proposition by providing her with a nice list of what skank actually said as opposed to what She says she said. :LOL:
    27.2.24 - Here we have it desperately trying to flog those £100 calendars again as we approach the start of March! She must have thousands of the bloody things in one of her storage containers that need shifting - and the Bailiffs didn't want them either

    Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
    * Lest we forget - this is the kind of thing that skank thinks is OK and what earned her the legal injunction to begin with, you know, those things she thought were put in place "To stop MP harrassing MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    26.2.24 - It plays the role of Mother & Father apparently. You're absent on both counts generally skanky - proven time & again

    Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA :mad: -
    29.2.24 - The Times - https://archive.ph/hcY2A This journo clearly does not like the skank though
    Katie Price And so, once more, The Times — founded in 1785 and reporting through the Crimean War, universal suffrage, the Blitz, the moonshot and the fall of the Berlin Wall — turns its mighty investigative guns on the big issue of 2024: Katie Price and her Pet Problems.
    Celebrity Watch has, over the years, chronicled Price’s long-rumbling misfortunes with adorable livestock. The problem in a nutshell? A lotof animals have died on Price’s watch. Of course, statistically, everyone is likely to have one misadventure with a pet — show me someone who did not, at some point in the Seventies or Eighties, allow “general mucking about” to culminate in Nanna’s budgie flying out the front door, never to return, and I’ll show you someone so unimaginative they never pretended a budgie was Long John Silver’s parrot. A sadly limited way to live, whatever the ultimate cost, budgie-wise.
    Price’s Pet Problems, however, are way beyond Joey winging it towards Telford and Nanna stoically putting the cuttlefish in the loft. At the time of writing Price has now had sevenunfortunate pets perish in her care: five dogs, a horse and a chameleon.
    The problem has become so acute that last week the animal rights organisation Peta offered Price £5,000 if she promised never to buy another pet. Its vice-president of programmes and operations, Elisa Allen, addressed Price directly: “While your intentions may be good … the fact is that you are consistently harming these sensitive, sentient individuals, and I hope you agree that this is a solution.”
    Peta’s offer is backed up by a petition, signed by 36,000 people, asking Price to refrain from being in charge of anything more evolutionarily advanced than fruit flies, clothes moths or, at a push, mice.
    Well, it seems the petition has been ignored and Peta’s offer has been refused because this week Price introduced the world to her latest pet, a sphynx kitten. “Cuddles,” Price captioned an Instagram shot of the kitten, resting in her arms.
    For those who have not seen this breed of cat before — one that is alarmingly hairless — the first comment on Instagram is likely to capture their initial impression.
    “Why is it inside out?” one of Price’s followers asked, with perfect and accurate unease.
    A further shot showed the furless, wrinkled kitten — which looks, to all intents and purposes, like an internal organ — sitting on Price’s computer keyboard. Whether the cat was, at the time, attempting to use the keyboard to contact Peta (writing “Plz help. am scared. keep finding empty collars in bin”) can be neither confirmed nor denied. But one thing is statistically quite likely: this cat’s life will not end well.
    Price’s main problem re: pets dying? The A24. It runs close to her house — the infamous “Mucky Mansion” in Sussex — but not as close as her pets run to the A24. So far, three of the deceased dogs have met their end there after escaping from the house. The horse also died after being hit by a car, while the chameleon kept things varied and apparently died “of a broken heart”.
    Those of you with a more practical bent will be thinking, “Fence. You could buy a fence. Why haven’t you put up a big fence? This would cut your pet death rate by up to 70 per cent.”
    According to tabloid reports, Price should have the funds for such an undertaking. By their exhaustive itemisation, since 1998 she has had: sixteen breast operations, three face lifts, a brow lift, two “bum lifts”, liposuction, two sets of enamel veneers on her teeth, plus countless rounds of lip fillers. The total cost is estimated to be about £500,000. So simply by forgoing a new arse Price could have put a fence around Mucky Mansion — and brought about instant savings. Constantly having to pop down to Waitrose for a new horse can put pressure on household bills. And that’s before we get into how much a horse funeral might cost, if you want to give flat Dobbin a good send-off.
    The unnamed sphynx kitten, meanwhile, is estimated to have cost £1,200. Presumably you have to pay extra for fur. Acquiring a hairless cat might have been Price’s attempt to choose a “safer” animal but it will be May before the weather is clement enough for an essentially naked cat to consider leaving the house.
    But leave eventually it will — for this is the nature of the cat. And although I generally eschew dolorousness, all previous experience must, sadly, lead us to believe that this pet too will eventually meet its end on the A24. At some point this summer some unfortunate motorist on their way to Worthing will call a loved one from a lay-by, crying, “I was only going at 26mph and then what appeared to be a nude rat or a giant hand ― like Thing from The Addams Family ― ran out in front of me. Followed by Katie Price, shouting, ‘It’s happening again!’ Today has been weird.”
    *These are not the facts
    - I don’t think Caitlin has much time for the Skank 😁

    Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -

    6.3.24 - Out comes H for an airing after a week where skanky has embarrassed herself even more than usual - time to deploy "Wot a grate Muvva I iz!!" by posting lies about doing stuff with H, ie standing about in a railway station with Darth Jeyda glowering in the background. No doubt H has already had his 12 portion Costco carrot cake to shut him up for the photo sesh.
    "Harvey loving MEEEEEEE taking him to video and take pictures blah blah". This should read "Harvey had a lovely day videoing the trains" with no need to mention Herself which kinda shows where her priorities actually lie,, also no mention H's carer who collected him him and was probably there with them at the station, nor Darth Jeyda who drove her to train station just to get skank some good mummy points and some deflection from her behaviour and sniffle ❄ cold. 😉

    Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum-Shamed -
    4.3.24 - Here we go with a spot of "Crooly Mum Shamed" concerning the thing going out yet again dressed like a whore & off it's trolley. Stand by for the Slamming & Swiping to come later on......................
    Furious Katie Price hits back at fans who tell her ‘ditch the boobs’ after night out in sheer bodysuit | The Sun And again they call us "Fans"! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    7.3.24 - heres The Sun again pointing out a few items regarding J&B. Pity the SS apparently don't give a shiny shite either way though innit? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26419357/katie-price-under-fire-dangerous-parenting-move-bunny/

    'Olidays aka "Work" -
    2.3.24 - so not two days after it's latest BH the thing trots off with Little Boy for anuvva 'oliday, slumming-it around Dublin this time for some crappy "event" - thats is basically a week after the "Sking" trip. Not bad eh?

    6.3.24 - here we go - anuvva well-deserved 'oliday wiv Legohead just a matter oif weeks after the sking trip! This one is presumably being "grifted/organised by brother Danny's missus' dodgy 'oliday "company"https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26403431/bankrupt-katie-price-luxury-holiday-jj-slater/. Its making sure to rub-it-in digging at Sunak & Co on Budget Day
    " Taking to her Instagram Story yesterday, she shared a photo of Rishi Sunak and Jeremy Hunt, joking, "Seychelles, Maldives, Caribbean?? What's our budget allowing? Best ask @the.holiday.medic."

    The Browkern Trotterz -
    27.2.24 - It looks like the ol' Trotterz are going to be getting another airing

    Note its wearing Moonboots again though but quite WHY this company think using a raddled, old, drunken cokehead to promote their services is a Good Business Idea, well thats open to debate :ROFLMAO:

    The Media Sticking It To Her, Mostly About Gobbing Gate -
    28.2.24 - The Sun were quick-off-the-mark with this one documenting skank's disgraceful behaviour with a bunch of teenagers at some grotty club in Neef last weekend. It really feels like they are building one enormous file of stuff to hurl at the thing in the near future https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/26217614/katie-price-fans-sex-life-spit/
    * Note also this - "The star, who was thought to have stopped drinking alcohol...." - they don't mention the other stuff though ❄
    * They must be saving a fortune in research expenses when they just drop in here to lift the entire lot from Tattle, including quotes from our membership. WE DON'T MIND! Just do your Job and bring the thing down sooner rather than too late!!!!
    * As anticipated some weeks ago this tripe turned out to be another up-her-plastic-arse pile of shite that must have cost her a bit to get that out there Don't even bother looking at it! https://wondery.com/shows/terribly-famous/season/8/
    28.2.24 - heres the Daily Mail taking the piss out of it's "moddlin" the latest high fashun from JYY. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13134863/Katie-Price-wardrobe-malfunction-braless-new-clothing-range.html
    * Hers the Birmingham Mail now getting in their two penneth as regards Gobbing Gate :sick:. I don't imagine skank even comprehends people's sheer disgust at her foul, foetid behaviour either simply because "Deys juss jellus innit!"
    Katie Price 'asks clubbers to spit on each other' during 'horrifying night out' - Birmingham Live (birminghammail.co.uk)
    * and heres a highly-sanitised version of the same shitshow in Neef. I doubt this lot actually attended - they just wrote what Edna's script provided them with, et voilà! https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-360-the-bailiffs-came-hip-hip-hooray-now-finish-the-job-and-take-her-away.44216%2Fpage-52&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walesonline.co.uk%2Flifestyle%2Fshowbiz%2Fkatie-price-steps-out-new-28714098&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=a9726fe15a012dccdb80965bfbc18fb3&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
    * Now the Mirror join in about Gobbing Gate https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-horrifying-behaviour-club-32230904; Directly underneath this they put an article about Pete :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: He is "Age-ing backwards" posing his 6-pack alongside Junior. The thing will be self-combusting by now
    29.2.24 - the Daily Mail join in now regarding skanky grilling teenyboppers about their sex-lives, basically everything is lifted straight from here with some cracking comments also homing-in from Tattlers :)

    * and more! https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-refuses-listen-people-170000557.html :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    1.3.24 - Heres the Mirror on Skankruptcy - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-set-lose-32241800
    1.3.24 - even the BBC are joining in! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68445076
    1.3.24 - and slagged-off for vaping like Thomas the Skank Engine, that is right in front of her poxy Muvva AFP - her with the terminal lung disease anawl www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26279941/katie-price-video-irresponsible/ They also very kindly remind everyone that it vaped non-stop backstage at those shitty pantos which was in complete contravention of 'Elf 'n Safety rulings in a Public Building. So there ya go - it really doesn't give a shit! :)
    2.3.24 - Taking the piss gain https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26306512/katie-price-see-through-leotard-boob-job/
    * and the Mirror too. These comments would crucify any normal person reading this about themselves, however the skank will most certainly see it as "Iss awl publicity anawl dat innit.........." https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-the-btch-32256074 Water off a warthog's back 🐗
    4.3.24 - www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26329384/katie-price-jj-slater-dublin-holiday/ They've not gone for it guns blazing - YET- but theres plenty that'll nark the skank regardless of that :) They mention it bitching that "Her place" on that Arctic thing was "Taken" by VP :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    4.4.24 - Its taken a day or two to sanitise this enough for publication but here comes The Sun to sniper all of skank's self-applause as regards it's disgraceful performances at various crappy PAs. This one is the Dublin-based Gossip rubbish. Unfortunately for the skank she has truly stitched HERSELF up like a kipper with NOBODY else to blame for it, the thing screeching and swearing like a truckload of drunken navvies on a company beano :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Also note the use of quotation marks around the word "Drunk", knowing full-well its a snoutfull of other substances along with copious amounts of booze that created the monster on full (busty) display
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/26337899/moment-drunk-katie-price-swears-awards-ceremony-x-rated/amp/ 😅😅😅
    "Later, The Pricey got up to the stage to present the award for best celebrity make-up artist.
    She told the audience: "These nominees are the best in the fucking business. Fucking hell. I am in a room with the best fucking nominees of Ireland of make-up artists. I - fuckingg - I’m so wet, I can’t believe it."
    After pausing to laugh, she warned herself: “Right, shut up Katie. Compose. Sorry if I’m showing myself up."
    She then stumbled over the nominees’ names, identifying Michelle Regazzoli-Stone as "Regazotti-Stone" - before naming her "Rezagotti-Stone" as she was announced as the winner."
    Incredibble innit??? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::poop:
    * They chose a bloody cracking photo to go with it too

    * Now the Mail join in the fun! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13154087/Katie-Price-snaps-critics-branded-peculiar-comical-looking-instructed-ditch-baps-scanty-sheer-bodysuit.html
    * It does make you wonder if this bunch of twunts even viewed the same video as everybody else has or maybe they just used Edna's Pwess Weeleese to concoct this BS?
    They call it "unforgettable............................" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    4.3.24 - Now The Mail join in regarding its disguting display at the crappy "awards show" - comments are are fire too as expected. One commenter actually says that 'One of her exes are taking AFP to court over the lies in her book!' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13155349/Katie-Price-worse-wear-makes-X-rated-joke-swears-booing-crowd-taking-awards-ceremony-Ireland.html Theres not one single positive comment on the Daily Fail article out of 330+
    * One might hope that the idiots that booked it for a fashun show in Manchester might just see sense and cancel the thing before their student's evening is ruined by it, but strangely the venue has suddenly been switched from the university itself to a local restaurant (much much smaller)
    5.3.24 - scintillating viewing here folks - were it not for the video of the thing troughing a Woast into its gob then you might well have fallen asleep, its that interesting...... 💤💤💤 https://m.sundayworld.com/showbiz/irish-showbiz/conor-mcgregor-says-katie-price-is-the-boss-as-she-tucks-into-roast-dinner-at-black-forge-inn/a882685020.html
    6.3.24 - Excellent placement of the articles here by the Daily Mail

    7.3.24 - another direct 'lift' from it's crapcasts with the skank swiping again :) Katie Price in savage swipe at ex Peter Andre saying he BANNED her talking about him - asking 'did he ever love me?' | The Sun