Katie Price 34 Wiki

* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! Christmas Songs plus Odd Odes etc -
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* # Ouch!!
* "But Ize a Singul Gal Naah Ain't Iye?"
* "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
* "Iye Downt Dwink or Doo Dwuggs Eeeeva!" -
*"Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!!
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Live
* The Christmas Grift Has Begun, Woo Hoo! -
* More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
* Podcast Garbage
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Those Poor Kids and Crooly Mum-Shamed -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
21.12.23 - Here it is in it's full glory. "Looking so young" it says, slapping its lizard tongue over the Turkey Teef, showing off the plasticised face, its rat's nest hair, those scary eyebrows framing her wonky eyes and all the rest of this Rocky Horror Show. Gawjus innit?
24.12.23 - you can tell it did not have access to all it's Seksi Filters because this is someone else's foter! Just look at the state of it
27.12.23 - "Hi everyone! How refreshed do I look on Boxing Day?" FFS

and the Full, Moving Horror of it https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2657/2657860-667aa39568cab55e4e6bbf783e40653d.mp4
31.12.23 - Gotta be a pisstake surely?? This shite goes on sale on 30th December 2023 with presumably Skank's (optimistic) mark up on it? On the calandargirlsuk website it's £24.99 - and bad value at that. What sort of a cretin will pay her for that garbage?? There's various options including photos and signatures yet what desperate times to be coming up with this crap now (and to be mailed on 2nd Jan for the standard version)?. Great typos on there so its a top quality site for all that But seriously, £24.99 for a bog standard calendar (bogging more like) when you can get decent looking calendars at half price now?
And this is just for the laughs available at SB's expense, subtitled "Wershipp der Godddess Wot Iz MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (even when ramming one's gob with corn-on-the-cob)

Moosik! Christmas Songs plus Odd Odes etc -
22.12.23 - Jingle Bells
Skank's Head Swells
F4J Stayed Away
They're Lying Low
Whilst She's Snorting Snow
And Then They'll Have Their Day
Oh! Jingle Bells
Bunny Tells
No baubles on the tree
No Christmas Dinner
Cooked By Skank
It's A Takeaway For Tea!
and another version : -
Snorting Up The Snow
Whilst Looking Out For J
Where Did That Boy Go?
He's Home With Pete Andre!
Oh God! She's Gonna Sing
Her Voice Is Really Shite
The Kids Look Like
They Want To Say
"This Just Ain't Fuckin Right"!
* That Dickensian masterpiece "A Christmas Carol" must have been written with the skank in mind for here we have
Pete as the ghost of Christmas past - the One Wot Got Away
SB as the ghost of Christmas present - lucky ol' you skanky!
AFP as the ghost of Christmas yet to come - there is no surgery available to stop the inevitable occurring
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* To the tune of Away On A Manger:
Away Near The Mersey
In A Flat With 2 Beds
Old Skankerella
Laid Down Her Fat Head
The Stars Of The Panto
Altogether Did Sigh
That's Another Day Over
Her singing Makes Them Cry

She Can't Cook A Turkey
And There's Not Any Veg
So It's Dial A Curry
And McDonalds Tato Wedge
Bless All The Five Children
(Only 2 Will Take Part)
They'll Need Some New Nose Plugs
For The After Dinner Fart!
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Silent Night
Santa's In Flight
Skanky is Fat
SinkBoy Talks Shite
Round Yon Table Sit Two Young Childs
With Festive Curries Made Fairly Mild
Sleep Young Children In Peace
No Tents, No Ghosts, Just Peace.

Santa Will Come
Justice Will Be Done
Good Times Are Ahead
Back To Your Safe Beds
No More Of The Nonsence Of Websites And Nails
No More Time To Ponder "Why Have I Been Failed"
You'll Sleep, Young Children, In Peace
You'll Sleep, Young Children, In Peace
Another one from AFP?

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
* Heres a whopper for you, an epic Lie designed to make it "Awl Abaaahhhht Meeeeeee" of course and screw cash out of the media. https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-insists-saved-michelle-30506434 Now then let us dissect this crap:~
Heaton & KFP co-operated on sob-stories saying skanky "Had paid for Heaton to get help regarding her drug & alcohol addictions" - although that wasn't actually true because it was Hugh, (Michelle's husband) & Heaton's family got her into a rehab location. MH & KFP did that fake sob story to get cash from the Redtops,, indeed Mr Heaton doesn't drink & you can bet your life the last "friend" he would want Michelle to be arssociated with (both then or now) is drink & drug addled skanky.
Around this time, skank had over £7K in unpaid fines for which she had to quickly get the cash from PFP to pay them off before attending court for another lot of driving offences, therefore she didn't actually have the money to help Heaton out with rehab fees anyway so how could she have "Paid for this treatment"? Strange how PFP had to quickly come up with the cash for her, yet she continued to spend like a lottery winner on 'olidays and rubbish. PFP is another mug, one probably forced to come up with cash by AFP for her lovely offspring. He is ANOTHER creditor, in effect. It's a pretty piss poor situation & doesn't look good for Hugh or Michelle's family when skanky stated in this interview with OKrap magazine,
"If it wasn't for me, Michelle would be dead!!" insinuating that her husband Hugh nor her family did anything to help Michelle at all - whereas The Skanky One DID of course! What a True Heroine skanky is!!!
4.1.23 - So we are still waiting for the much-hyped Grauniad interview and her brand-new new Youtube channel that it was blabbing about on 1st December.

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
20.12.23 - Same shit different day......................... Onwards we go with this utter bullshit because its apparent to anybody with more than one brain-cell that this is purely a business arrangement - he can't stand the thing let alone be in love with it but she's got him held by the goolies with her plastic talons dug in deeply https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25105758/katie-price-fiance-carl-woods-mcdonalds-split-on/
21.12.23 - Poor old SB has been "forced" to go out with it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12889663/Katie-Price-beau-Carl-Woods-leave-pantomime.html Bet he'd much rather be out with his mate instead What a pair of scruffy bastards though
26.12.23 - Skank "Is looking forward to new beginnings" according to the latest media rubbish. This must mean Break Up #5687456 then, so yes it seems "They've Broken Up Yet Again" folks which equates as they’ve had another Christmas Day bust up two years running. Maybe its him orchestrating them in order to escape the thing for a while because yes, we already know he’s "Cole-Horrible-But-Dim" but undoubtedly he can intellectually he can run rings round Skank. Nobody can be bothered to remember "Last year's bust-up” specifics, as they do have them more regularly than Big Ben striking , but if his options are being stuck in a small flat with her dribbling, hungover & farting then wiping her coke-nose on her sleeves, the screeching at the kids, her vaping like Thomas the Tank Engine then caning the vodka & beak when not stuffing it's ugly gob with vast amounts of fast food whilst treading in dog shit as her feral kids are running riot along with H having tantrums & breaking stuff - is it any wonder he reaches boiling point? Then you have her various hangers-on constantly in & out, no presents ‘ because she’s too busy and important to buy any’…… as opposed to escaping to his Dad's peaceful sanctuary where it’s quiet & clean , there is good Christmas food , decorations & Sinkwank will be treated like the Little Prince he fully believes himself to be!!. Of course SB is going to orchestrate an argument so he can stomp off in a huff isn’t he ? It’s a no brainier !
31.12.23 - he's getting brave now in posting this Daddy Woods is obviously bending his ears again
* STOP PRESS.................... It seems it was SB who sold the info to the media about Dim Lynne (the SW in skanky's pocket)! And yet him & skank have seemingly "Broken up then got back togevva" since that wicked betrayal and now they're OFF yet again!
Heres his last moneymaking scheme - I wonder what else he has lined-up? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12786865/Katie-Prices-social-worker-SACKED.html
2.1.23 -and onwards we go with SB posting stuff to be picked up by the media so expect a skank meltdown anytime soon. Not that it changes a thing because he'll be back under the cosh shortly, "savage swipe" or not https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25221452/katie-prices-carl-woods-savage-swipe-announces-split/
Those were the days eh SB?? Now she's got her talons embedded in his gonads and twisting like you would the lid of a gummed-up ketchup bottle

3.1.24 - heres The Metro taking the piss out of Yet Another Break-Up. https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/02/katie-price-reunites-kerry-katona-latest-carl-woods-split-20050580/
4.1.24 - and another media outlet picks this up- "Katie Price ex-fiance unveils her 'narcissistic' behaviour post breakup"
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-343-has-servile-carl-really-found-his-balls-or-will-he-come-running-when-skanky-calls.43445%2Fpage-43&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.geo.tv%2Flatest%2F525472-katie-price-ex-fiance-unveils-her-narcissistic-behaviour-post-breakup&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=a57e728ec22af1be726c36a9963bce56&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D

Clan Grifter Gossip -
20.12.23 - Edna has finally moved house having got PFP to go online to grift her a Man-with-a-Van to shift her crap to Kent! The way she's publicising herself you'd think she was the Only Person To Have EVER Moved House.
27.12.23 - Not a care in the world as AFP & PFP doss about at Edna's place over Christmas whilst J&B starve with the skank in Liverpool hundreds of miles away - therefore out of sight out of mind. That Clan Grifter gathering chez Edna - they are despicable, selfish, uncaring monsters with Edna being is a fecking disgrace showing off all HER Christmas food etc while her niece has potnoodles and butter that she's had to make herself because she's so hungry at 11.30pm. None of them care about those poor children being held hostage by skanky do they?
29.12.23 - Edna is still posting her rivetingly atrocious podcast/Insta nonsense though. She doesn’t seem to "DO" anything except try on awful misshapen clothing that must be from an Amish Wives catalogue or stare boss-eyed at her phone camera & put make up on. She films herself doing her hair too (but then her sister is incapable of doing that for herself), or maybe she will plump-up some cushions, film her podgy hands mulching away in a bowl of pastry , take a walk in the countryside to film other people’s front doors and thats pretty much it. Let's not to forget the riveting Insta series “ The Moving Diaries” as she unpacks duvets.......................... No wonder her Husband likes the odd toot with skanky - he must be bored stupid
30.12.23 - Poor Edna! On her crapcast she went out to get bread and milk this morning (fascinating in itself!) and she wanted to tell everyone she needs to buy coving for her living room. The clever, clever woman has managed to find a website that sells it (really fascinating!) but......she just can't seem to proceed to buy it and wants some "Recommendations" from her eager viewers! About fucking coving FGS! Imagine if a company got in touch with her because they've seen her thrilling 'Moving Diaries' and were to give her the stuff for free! Now that would be a turn-up for the books. - what next? 2000 fairy cakes and two birfday caykes? She's almost as good a Grifter as her sister yet now her shite, boring "Moving Diaries" make complete sense - it's all about grifting and money - or are we perhaps being too hard on poor Amish Edna and her begging? After all her modelling days are long gone, along with her looks and all she has left is grifting and becoming AFP mk2.
* Be still my beating heart! Fascinating content just dropped in on The Moving Diaries woo hoo! Edna has done a tip run & got caught in the rain and Albert put her wedding ring down the sink.................. Netflix will be offerring her a series soon with input like this on offer!
1.1.24 - the Clan Grifter Noo Year foter posted by PFP.
4.1.24 - Heres Edna bigging-herself-up for the Insta Luvvies. Note there is no mention of the dregs-of-humanity (aka her lovely sister) nor the fact she turns a blind eye to all said "sister's" neglect of two small children as it pursues it's own tragic existence scrabbling for fans, "likes" & .
As has been pointed out , dear ol' Edna now thinks Her BORING Platform of "Ummmmms, Errrrs & Ahhhs" has opened up to makke her into an “Influencer” and she will minimise the “ sister” connection then shuffle skanky out-of-the-door . The comments on her Insta post are all about her “Love of history”, “Renovating old houses”,,, “tasteful soft furnishings”, “Cooking” … one even suggests she would be great fronting a show about renovating old houses!!!! (A bit like the Mucky Manshun then??) Reading these pathetic comments they sound suspiciously like several ARE Edna trying desperately to carve a niche out for herself. Frankly its desperate, cringy & obvious - it is never going to happen . She is as utterly pointless & talentless as her sister .
And theres an emergency!! Do Dyno Rod supply Accountants? Has skanky's one committed hari kari?


# OUCH!! -

23.12.23 - forget the article - the comments are pure GOLD!https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-341-christmas-is-coming-the-witch-is-getting-fat-eating-mcdonalds-with-her-on-off-doormat.43353%2Fpage-6&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-12896369%2FKatie-Price-admits-panto-mistakes-ticket-prices-slashedscathingreviews.html%23comments&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=aa5869c1a7dd8655f57311cc4beec697&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
24.12.23 - Heres a cracking comment regarding her panto photos gurning at the camera " Teeth by Methadone Mick's dental clinicians".
And look! Contrary to what they'd have us believe, these shows are NOT sell-outs despite all the Groupon discounts etc - and this is The Auditorium - not the 1100 seat capacity Arena!!
26.12.23 - heres a comment from an article where its announcing it wants another freebie arse-lift due to the deflation of it's current one
"This thing is a disgrace. She was contacted by ITV a couple of weeks ago regarding a company she's promoting & where a young woman nearly died. Yet here she is still going on about a bum lift. No moral compass or for the safety of others with this person". Says it all really
26.12.23 - PFP posts some crap with photos of skank's Prisoners then received a reply that I doubt will please AFP one little bit!

27.12.23 - comments on it's Insta regarding Bunty's unsupervised video activities


"But Ize a Singul Gal Naah Ain't Iye?" -
1.1.23 - Here we go again with it advertising itself as "Single" in order to attract the massed hoardes of blokes who want to be with her & hoping to become the next The One #3698
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-confirms-shes-single-31783589
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-ready-fresh-beginning-31786716 Anuvva "Fresh Start" LOL
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25218520/katie-price-kerry-katona-takeaway/

"Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
1.1.23 - Going back awhile check out the thing's 'Priory Diaries' where it explains to the viewer why and how she ended up in therapy. Its actually because 'Everyone was nagging me to do it so it was to shut them up.' (Mostly the Courts presumably). It also says 'I THOUGHT about hanging myself and I THOUGHT about killing myself.' however "Thinking about" things doesn't make it true though does it? In Troof then it was merely yet another complete fabrication made to seem 'actual' by that lying cunt-face for sympathy, indeed rather like all her paid-for diagnosis of her various Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos
* An older crapcast it did with some other Lameoid, here yabberring-on "Awll Abaaahhhttt Meeeee an' Me Mentawl 'Elf" plus der Pwiowy. https://youtu.be/e7_GfUnOblk It says it's been in there 'twice' so we have the last one after the drunk-drug-uninsured crash in 2021 (interesting that the Metro says she was an 'out patient') and the infamous coke rap/waped at gunpoint led to her going in, in 2018
But she said she was also in there in early 2020 (reported Jan 20, but she was out and about lots in Jan/Feb 20) and only went AWOL after the first week of March after many pissed up pictures and resurfaced in time for Mother's day.
Fact is that it tells so many lies it can't even remember how many times she has 'done the Priory' (rather like she has "Done the suicide thing" of course) and obviously none of their Tweetmint works if it can't even remember Being There anyway!

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
21.12.23 - I wonder if ITV know she's invited herself back? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12886551/katie-price-im-celebrity-return-stars-south-africa.html#socialLinks To put it politely this is a load of bollocks since WHY would they actually RISK having an obviously drug addicted, mentally ill loon on reality tv? End of that Dweem skanky. So let’s look at the hurdles she has to overcome to get on this All Stars I’m A Celeb show:-
*They are supposed to have psych tests. She has admitted to serious MH issues, says she is a regular at the Priory, has weekly therapy sessions, says she is ADHD…..if she passed ITV’s psych tests, then they don’t do psych tests, she cannot pass them.
* Her poorly trotters. The programme is very physical, if she passes the physical criteria, she has no foot injury. ITV insurance will be all over this.
* She has criticised ITV over the alleged r***, are ITV going to forgive this and send her back to SA where she says this happened, and after she said they didn’t support her.
* ITV say that they don’t platform Only Fans people, again are they changing their rules.
* ITV are reeling from Farage and Hancock bringing in heavy criticism on recent shows particularly Farage, resulting in lower viewing figures. Do they really want another highly diverse personality, hated by many, bringing in more criticism.
* Filming is around 3 weeks, with time added around that, so you looking at a month away from her two young children she allegedly looks after full time. That’s a long time away, especially with a custody court case swirling around her & what about flogging her JYY crap? Will Jeyda allow her to go? Will ITV give her speshul permisshun to flog from The Jungle?
* Bankruptcy in February, a whole can of worms there ITV, big risk platforming her after that I’d say.
* She has a problem, if it is to believed she failed tests, she will have to reveal this, and that will be a big no from insurance again.
* The vaping, she’s addicted. Again this must breach their rules, no way can she give that up for a month.
* Plus this would mean the skank would have to return to Saaarrrfff Affrikka, (the scene of her alleged wape by 6 or was it 8 or maybe 2? Did they have guns or a stick?). She pretty much slated ITV and blamed them entirely for this alleged "hijack incident"which was highly exaggerated by her - so why exactly would they reward her like this?
Skank is too big a RISK - SHE IS NOT GOING IN
22.2.23 - lifted from a crapcast a few weeks ago theres this BS concerning that old dollop DMC "Wrytin a show awwwlllll abaaahhhhttt me!" As if!!! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-eyes-up-netflix-31730900 Who actually cares how many times Kipper pushes it, or, who (if anyone) is stupid enough to write a script about MEEEEEEE? There is zero interest in a film about the life of Katie Price - who cares about a topless mowdel who managed to spin a few reality TV shows out of it, butchered herself with plastic surgery, got divorced a few times and blew her money ... it will be about as truthful as Billy Liar or Walter Mitty if Kipper is involved anyway. Netflix is not interested, neither is anyone else
26.12.23 - "Noo Yeer Noo Beegynins" innit! What a crock of shite when it says this EVERY SINGLE YEAR!
(46) Katie Price #341 Christmas is coming, The Witch is getting fat, Eating McDonald's with her on/off doormat | Page 28 | Tattle Life
30.12.23 - as far as we can ascertain from rubbish spouted by old Rentagob,, this is what we are led to believe it has lined-up for the Noo Year (no mention of the BH in February though obviously). How will it fit in all the 'olidays though?
6th January Birmingham Plasterclass
7th January Clacton (two) Plasterclasses
14th January Dublin (two with Princess) Plasterclasses
19th/20th January travel to Panto
21-23rd January Adult Panto rehearsals
25th-28th January Adult Panto
4th February Sheffield & Bolton Plasterclasses
11th February Hertfordshire Plasterclass
Then we have daily Twat Toks flogging crap with Darth Jeyda
AND don't forget she has a month in Saaaarrrrffff Affrikka starring in I’m a Celeb (so it says/lies), while at the same time filming MM3 - which she insists starts filming in February
4.1.23 - Presumably this is an Ex-Bunny Girl writing her memoirs - Zoe Gregory’s new book. "From Britian to Bunny" is bout life in the Playboy Bunny Mansion & mentions Price. I bet she responds to it within the hour. Should be worth a milking of a thousand pounds from the Mail
She talks about "Hef's friendship with English celebrity Katie Price, who previously modelled for Playboy. She revealed: 'Hef loved Katie, he was obsessed with her. He wanted her to move in permanently and be his girlfriend, but she had just had Harvey so she couldn't. She is naturally outspoken (gobby) and never shy and when she's had a couple of drinks it gets times 10.......I don't remember much from her visits because we would party hard whenever she was there.' Shame we heard a different story entirely about how Hef was largely indifferent to skanky's illustrious presence, especially after she shit in his fairy grotto out in the gardens.

"Iye Downt Dwink or Doo Dwuggs Eeeva!" -
31.12.23 -

"Well deserved" and undoubtedly ONE OF MANY to come! Because she's an addict she will think she 'deserves' to binge after she's done one tiny bit of "work" then justifiably reward her self for being so Amaaaaaazin. It was necking these Pornstar Martinis at one of the Plaster classes recently because she "Deserved it" too..... Perhaps we'll get her making an exhibit of herself again like this episode?
* Its has surfaced at Katona's place in Cheshire for NYE - the thing has just appeared on sm absolutely trollied!! Somebody else in the room quickly shot over to the camera and switched it OFF before it could make even more of an exhibit of itself, nevertheless it was pissed as a fart, squawking that she is "single" & Princess is there with J&B. Presumably it believes blokes will be queuing around-the-block now they know it is "single" again??
Here it is then, rat-arsed again at Katona's place on NYE
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2660/2660864-cbb8e0f76b28eaa12f192c80dd42a28d.mp4
and here they are! Skanky & Coketona

Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!! -
Cupid Stunt does panto woo hoo!!!
The thing is a Juggernaut these days
18.12.23 - 2 separate ads on FB tonight - one M&S bank arena offering 25% off panto tickets and the other was Groupon with a huge 43% off the panto tickets. Sales must be going well then! Even at a huge discount the reviews are not favourable

* Out-of-step with the rest of the cast, it cannot even clap in time with everyone else and even manages to spin The Opposite Way to everyone else on stage! Yeah she's pretty Amaaaaaaazin' https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2641/2641050-c6cf3e093df0e38a694318e329dbef7a.mp4
20.12.23 - they can puff it up as much as they like but it does not alter the FACT skanky is a useless, lumbering, old heifer who cannot sing, dance nor even clap her hands in time with the rest of the cast. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2641/2641536-c2d603782c33eb8597bc74e51b66b501.mp4 It ruins the production for the cast and crew as much as it does for the audience who stupidly paid to witness this debaclé.
21.12.23 -This lot gave out a puff-piece saying how fantastic the skank is in Her Role (anything to flog some tickets),, however they also said this in response to someone saying skank reckons she's binned £60k for this stint! Could it be lying again??

It does depend how one reads this though because in one way it may look like they are praising the thing, yet on the other hand their "review" can be read in two ways. It's inspired!
"Leaves no doubt about her talent?" Yes, she doesn't have any.
"Perfect as the evil Carabossa." Yeah, type-casting.
"Delivers her lines with confidence." Yep, she truly believes she's brilliant, as with her misplaced confidence she can sing.
"Joins in on "some" comedic moments." Laughing with her or AT her?
"showcases her true abilities." Yep, we're certainly seeing those.
* And since when has Telling the Truth been classified as "Twolling" ?

22.12.23 - Wheel-out Bippo to tell fibs about the skank . He tries to make-out he's joking about skank managing to learn TWO of her lines - or is he?? https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2643/2643956-808b1a9d8f645547219595a1d3fda867.mp4
* It must be livid having to be photographed sucking her Teef next to some pretty young girl

23.12.23 - Scaring the sick kids at Alder Hay hospital - just look at the waxwork orange Ooompah Loompah face on it and thats not even stage make-up LOL https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/gallery/katie-price-sleeping-beauty-cast-28331573
The Irish Sun are not afraid to print Bippo's remarks though https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/11893730/katie-price-panto-co-star-lines-60k-maleficent/
Read this! NOTHING has changed since it's last panto stint in 2015, ie the thing is STILL FUCKING USELESS!

23.12.23 - and what a surprise here then! They've slashed ticket prices to try to draw in customers!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25145149/katie-price-panto-tickets-reduced-embrassing-performance/
Its also quite proud of being USELESS - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25143120/katie-price-lines-panto-blunder-slam-performance/
* Check out the moves! Its cannot dance (shuffle) nor keep up with the rest of the cast, it waves it's arms about like a palm tree in a hurricane and spins the opposite way to the rest of them - yep its well-worth the allegéd £60k for this debaclé. A Bargain woo hoo!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2648/2648053-a75c86d620e6649493b31d9347a87537.mp4
* Bippo posts another one, again showing skanky clod-hopping about completely out-of-synch with the rest of the cast
* And this about her vaping in a premises with a NO SMOKING or E CIGs rule! www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/celebrities/25153484/katie-price-risks-5k-fine-vaping-panto/
26.12.23 - more old shite https://www.thesun.co.uk/uncategorized/25161673/katie-prices-son-harvey-and-daughter-bunny-surprise-mum-and-panto-audience-as-they-join-in-on-stage/ " Surprised"? She would have demanded this perk and Bunty would have been desperate to get onstage too - both H and Bunty looked scruffy & Bunty's clothes were grubby and stained
27.12.23 - Shocking, but Mummy thinks this is perfectly OK as it drags away on another vape however it would something different entirely were anybody to say same to H, but then Bippo is pretty fortunate he didn't get called H's usual expletive instead. "You c***!" There does sees to be a common (yes very common!) theme though because many years ago Junior got a big telling-off from his Dad because he called Claire "Fat", seemingly after a bit of coaching from Mummy Skank itself called C "Jabba-the-Hutt" -oh how the tables have turned eh??
29.12.23 - "HEFTY PRICE ‘Can’t believe she got £60k for that’ say fans as Katie Price’s panto performance is slammed as ‘stiff as a board’
The Sun previously revealed how the former glamour model risked a theatre ban and fine after being caught vaping at the venue"
"A Howelll Nooo Wurrrrlllddd!" https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2655/2655869-695258a0be7c38f75d88cf82c482ae02.mp4
Sadly though I think I have to agree with it though because Evil does always appear to win - look at the skank!
30.12.23 - Spot the Drag Act!
And this is perhaps THE BEST OF ALL!! https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/29/katie-prices-lacklustre-panto-dancing-sending-everyone-hysterics-20039145/
The comments are stupendous yet the producers still think it was a success taking the skank on???!
* Katie Price is absolutely nailing the choreo…why is everyone else so off!?!?!
* this is how you know someone's career is over
* I have a recurring nightmare like this where I'm on stage and don't know the dance
* Was there someone at the back showing her the moves? Like a kid in class assembly!
* She’s doing all the right moves just not necessarily in the right order
* Like getting one of the mums up out of the audience to join in , and they dont know what to do
* She’s laughing thinking I’m being paid for this
* Definitely put the hours in...................
* This is almost a madness cover? One step behind
* Definition of "I don't need to turn up to rehearsals"
* Looks like she's just turned up and gone on stage. No rehearsal required!!
*How come I’ve nailed the choreography after watching this twice and she’s in it every night and still doesn’t know it?!
* I love seeing someone put all their effort in and you can tell they’re really enjoying it Did she get paid for this?!
* Why isn’t everyone else in time with her
* This performance gives me hope that i can do anything i put my mind too.
* Katie on a 2 second delay
* Blimey. Did she not want to do this?
* Was she a stand in?
* She hasnt got a clue!!
* Like the first night on holiday when you're trying to learn the pool dance
* Is she at the right venue? lol
* Well….. we’d be sacked for giving a performance like that. Shocking
* Love how they ain’t got her singing
* If any one else did that they would have been sacked before a live show
* Bless her she’s just doing her own thing isn’t she
* This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen
* I love her but this is awful did she even learn the words and moves or just turn up
* Embarrassingly shi t e
* Katie has the rhythm and flexibility of a wardrob
* Has she just jumped on stage and tried to be part of the show? they can't honestly be paying her
* She looks like shes been forced onto that stage. A false smile, no enthusiasm and as stiff as a board
* She’s about 2 steps behind everyone for the whole of the performance
* Seems to be in a different panto to everyone else on stage
* She looks like an embarrassed kid at a school play
* Looks like someone forgot to go to rehearsal!!! Sadly some talented people missed out on a job!
* It’s awkward to watch . Like watching your dad after a few Stella’s at a family party
* Oh dear what a embarrassment not good don’t do pantos anymore Katie
*And here comes The Sun now -
Thankfully the cast will no longer have to witness such horrors now its OVER! Woo Hoo! Note the wonky plasters where it's raspberries are supposed to be Its about as shapely and feminine as a tree trunk
* Ewwwww! She also said 'Andy has a huge package' and his boyfriend is a very lucky man. ...." as he was getting undressed.
You just know she has been saying this stuff over the weeks because she's a pervert, it's overstepping boundaries and she will use it later to smear him if she wants to, yet people put up with this because she's jokey and 'The Pricey' - in reality she's just a sex pest! She's just jealous that this bloke has a boyfriend and all she's got is SB and his asparagus Actually all skank really is is a disgusting exhibitionist flaunting itself around because she thinks everybody wants to see "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". Somebody has suggested that the none of the other female cast were willing to share a dressing room with her for obvious reasons & thats very likely methinks, but she'll spin it as being her and Andy were The Stars of this fiasco hence why they are sharing a room, plus skanky also imagines she's so irresistably gorjuss that she could turn any gay man straight. Hmm .... well it worked for a while with Sink-Boy!
1.1.24 - Now this fiasco is over with it appears the Troof may be emerging about skank's popularity within the cast. Bippo doesn't sound as happy and jolly as he did previously when being called "A Fat Pig" - can we anticipate some Real Troofs coming out now? Also noted that Bippo has posted lots of group photos with the cast and crew - strangely enough there are NONE of the skank! * Note a couple of photos appeared on 3.1.23 of skank slobbering over Bippo's three year old daughter. The child looks less than happy about it too
* Check out the Old Lady "dancing" here https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2023/12/29/7967173959080654626/1024x576_MP4_7967173959080654626.mp4
Not only is skank unable to do the dance routine, she doesn‘t actually sing the chorus….the lead guy kicks off the vocals, Lucy the Fairy then voices all the rest of the song while ALL the cast sing the chorus. Everyone except the skank She sings nothing, just grins away & she hasn‘t even learnt the closing song. She really is going through the motions with a totally disinterested look on her plastic face, out of sync with everybody else & completely clueless - she‘s not even trying to pretend.
* The Sun mention in a rubbish article about her flogging a grotesque pin-up calendar of "MEEEEEEEEEE!" for an exorbitant cost and cheap 'n nasty leggings, containiung a little snippet about her getting Boo-ed for her singing performance in this rubbish panto fiasco. They've obviously been told to say "Fans" were not boooing skanky's caterwauling of a "Howell Noo Wurrrrlllldddd...................." after all, but were actually joining in the spirit of this grand occasion by Booing the Wicked Witch Carabosse (aka skanky) LOL Yeah righty-ho! The audience booed because SHE WAS CRAP!!!

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
24.12.23 - Another of today's collection of barbs from The Sun detailing why Skank doesn't take this "medication" allegedly prescribed for her Most Severeist Evva ADHD that she's only just discovered she apparently has! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25153870/katie-price-adhd-medication-diagnosis/amp/
" She added: 'It makes me really sleepy and I don't want that because I feel like it suppresses my personality.' Is that a bad thing considering it has the endearing personality of Hitler??
*Yet The Sun are really sticking the knives in now when they actually point this out, they are so taking her BS apart now ….
"Speaking to viewers on her OnlyFans page, Katie explained: "I went to see a doctor to see if I have ADHD and it turns out I probably have!" (OF being the place for discussion of all things medical of course)
"I have got some forms to fill out, say what I was like as a kid, my mum’s got to fill out forms and my dad, and then my next appointment is when I’m back from Thailand." (Filling in papers = diagnosis presumably?)
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) is characterised on the NHS website as a condition that affects people's behaviour, often making them act impulsively and causing them to be restless."In most cases, the diagnosis occurs at a young age, before becoming a teenager." (Therefore not an old bag in her forties then?
29.12.23 - this says all you need to know about the sick workings of skank's warped mind - evil to the core
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_1424-jpeg.2654641/

Scrounging & Grifting Plus Flogging Crap on Twat Tok -
Wish or JYY - its the same crap!
19.12.23 - An FB advert for JYY shite for which it seems the thing only has one nork now! Has Grant finally escaped leaving Phil to face his doom alone?. Is Grant "Out" with Junior??? https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20231218_223057_facebook-jpg.2638749/
20.12.23 - Just check out the ratings and reviews on JYY's craptastic items and their laughable Customer Service record. It also looks like Edna, DL and a few of Skank's minions from the Flying Monkey Squadron have been giving 5* reviews to try to cancel out all the truthful dodgy ones. Note to Skank - it doesn't work! Your stuff is still SHITE!!
Katie Price #340 Her Beauty isn’t Sleeping, it’s comatose! | Page 28 | Tattle Life

23.12.23 - its popped up on Twat Tok from the Auditorium.
*Shes" singing", saying "Have you all missed me saying I love it" Errrrrm NO!
*Guy with her saying they should make T-shirts with it on and "never underestimate the Pricey". Frankly the producers of this farce OVER-ESTIMATED any acting, singing or dancing skills it said it had
*Did a few lines from the Panto and said "The press say I know only 2 lines - I just did 3 there". NB. we know which lines she knows intimately
*Jett is there and Bunty
* Way too much bloody singing really loud and noisy - absolute chaos as usual
*Got 2 hairpieces


* Some idiot asked if Princess would do panto and KFP said "I would love her to and I could be the queen and she could be the princess" thus making it Awwwwlllll Abaaaahhhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as usual.
*Less than 10 mins until on stage and its blathering on here FGS!
* She was telling people coming into room not to swear and then just said herself "What the fuck have I done?" when she is off screen crow-barring her dress on
* She's off camera but Andy the Panto Dame is hinting she's nude 'What I get to see everyday in this dressing room' the poor bugger. Both the kids and another actress are there too and she's stripping off in the same room.
*Said she needs a new arse in the New Year Get a job-lot with the face,, the Teef and the rest of the distorted body skanky
* Vaping and swearing in front of the kids as usual
*Moaning about cheap crap makeup brushes, (a bit like the rubbish she sells then?)
* Harvey's coming tomorrow Bunnty says "Oh no! He's coming tomorrow..................." Bunty is not happy H is arriving it seems.
* It looks like Bunty is wearing more make-up than the Panto Dame is!
* Jett went with Andy (the drag Queen actor) to get his hair cut. A stranger takes the child for a haircut now eh?? So she’s known this bloke for about a week and is happy for Jett to go off with him for a haircut yet she’s withholding contact with their dad because she has fears for their safety? Make it make sense "Mother" aka Cunt of the year.
* Skank still cannot brush her own tatty barnet and has someone else doing it for her! - now this girl is helping the Old Dear in getting her dress and necklace on.
* Vaping away as usual
* Jett is finding bits of clothing for the other actor ( Andy), he who also seemed to strip off at one point. So the kids are watching adults strip off now - can we assume Jett going to be the Wardrobe Master from now on??!
* Now Bunty says 'I want to talk to MY friends' (online) - KP adds 'They're MY friends!!'. It looks like she's wearing another of her mother's ghastly tops with the sleeves about 6 inches too long
* Skanky seems to be coping amaaaaazinly well throughout this fiasco stamping about with her Panto Clodhoppers on her Browkern Trotterz None of this bad dancing rubbish is Her Fawlt of course, its beycors the hospital only had left feet in stock to replace them with.
* Andy admitting they ad-lib all the time because she’s remembering hardly anything which means all the other cast members obviously work around her cos they are professionals. It’s a joke she’s in this Panto because she‘s USELESS.
* Said the Bippo comment was banter, of course she knows her lines, immediately contradicting him
* Jett heard saying she’d get banned again because Bunty was all over that Twat Tok. KFP said she’s not selling anything so it’s not a problem. Jett then said he’d copied in princess and she was angry. Silence.
* Note that Bunty is in another massive baggy sweatshirt, the sleeves were covered in dirt. Her hair was either wet or greasy and she had her nails done and a facefull of heavy make-up. Awful
* Remarking acidly that "the papers" were reporting she didn't know her lines. She said this as if they'd plucked it from thin air, however - YOUR CAST-MATE SAID IT LUV!!!! We saw and heard it with our own eyes/ears and you can dismiss it as much as you like skanky That's how some people get their true opinions out there - disguised as banter.
24.12.23 -Its on Twat Tok getting ready for a show, the stinking skank boasting about it's farting capabilities Nice................. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2648/2648477-e9a180dc80438fa83caba95dc6c94582.mp4
30.12.23 -Just a quick visit on Twat Tok -
*She’s getting sick again… Her "white" sweatshirt is filthy
* Princess is there with Ed (doing the childminding obviously as repayment for skank letting her have Ed with her)
* Apparently they are staying in Liverpool for NYE & now Bunty comes online
* Princess brushing that rat's nest on her head, oh and its been for a massage
* Still vaping backstage and farting loudly
Its gone
31.12.23 - NYE flogging more JYY crap on Twat Tok https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25207223/katie-price-bum-calendar-leggings/ - the filters are on overload though
3.1.23 - the comments are doing well. Just wait until the next Twat Tok when prople who did not receive their Promised Christmas Deliveries get online - these are just the start Note: Jeyda is still in Turkey
3.1.23 - It appears The Taxman has finally caught up with the likes of skank flogging their old stuff online via Deeplop etc - its about bloody time she was stopped from grifting her Tax-Free bunce!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12922183/HMRC-tax-crackdown-depop-celebrities-second-hand-clothes-molly-mae-hague-katie-price.html Note how the DM have helpfully given HMRC a running total of what she's Deeplopped so far

The Christmas Grift Has Begun, Woo Hoo! -
20.12.23 -https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12885633/Katie-Price-buying-Christmas-presents-disabled-son-Harvey.html?openWebLoggedIn=true&login How is any of this "heartbreaking" when she's admitting to teasing him? She says......''Whatever I buy him, I have to buy him the cheapest thing... because it'll disappear when he's back at college".
So then, now making out out someone is nicking it eh rather than H smashing it huh?
* "He's like a little baby, but he's actually 21.' So what parent in their right mind enjoys teasing a baby? Teasing her disabled son & yet there are still some cretins who call her a 'great mother' for how she parents Harvey. Note too that when she talks about him being home for a week it's all about how exhausting and difficult it is for HER. She never once says anything like 'it's so nice to have him home because I miss him so much' like most parents who actually give a shit would!
In fact skanky, heres your Christmas Card from Tattle
* So the kids get takeaway curry for Christmas Dinner because Mummy is "exhausted". Why is skank ordering a curry for Christmas dinner? You would have thought one of the cast (especially Bippo or the drag queen) would have invited her and the kids to join them, you know because they all love her so much plus she's such a big star.

Podcast Garbage -
21.12.23 - the Christmas whingefest! Moan, moan, moan. They only had time to do less than 20 minutes as both "So busy", I hope the idiots who pay a subscription for this rubbish get longer.
*She starts off. "I am broken, exhausted, knackered.....", her head is ready to explode from reading scripts and going on TT, her brain has been worked so hard.
* Moaning about the songs again. She’s stressed.
* She has balls’d her lines up and made stuff up (hopes no one noticed) (ever the profeshunawl of course)
* Forgot the words to a song and was relying on Lucy to carry her. (No surprise there then)
* The day she recorded this crap (late Monday) she took kids to cinema, Liverpool Winter Wonderland, when really she just wanted to be at home, in bed and not talk to anyone. (Such a grate muvva eh?)
* Both MEEEEEE & Edna have had hard weeks juggling everything but dedicated to doing the pod.
* Blaming Bunny for changing the password on her phone, so she’s had 5 days without a phone (LIES - Bunny didn’t go up until she finished school, so that doesn’t add up does it? ) Therefore she’s "Had to buy another new phone" and another new number - convenient eh?
* SFP has had to take her calls from everyone. SFP is stressed over moving.
* KP now complaining her eyes are red, she’s very white as not had any sunbeds, not had nails done, forgot her make up bag. She gets 45 minutes for lunch, so she went to Boots and picked a load of makeup, so looked shit in panto, she was going to buy a load more.
* Just bought a Christmas tree for £30, Bunny saying it’s not got any baubles, but KP says she "Doesn’t give a fuck, cos at least it’s a tree".So she’s going to wrap presents tonight, as next day off is Christmas Day & she’s got the biggest headache.
* She is writing her book. (Must have found another mug to ghost it for her)
* Christmas Day she’s staying in Liverpool. Says she’s exhausted again. She’s not cooking, going to get a takeaway curry.
* Brother Dan is in Thailand.
* She’s shitting herself again about the panto.
* SFP says she’s got removals in to pack for her, KP has the cheek to call her "A lazy fucking bitch!" - this is from the woman who can’t even wash her own hair!
* Skank reckons she is organised chaos and knows where everything is.
* She’s had to buy a massager from John Lewis as her back and feet are in agony.
* The cast of the panto are so supportive,, ie they are definitely carrying her. The costumes are the best of the best it sez
* And more Poor MEEEEEEEEE - She’s knackered and stressed (has she mentioned this yet?)
* She’s exhausted, she gave up vaping for one day and she’s back on it.
*Apologising for moaning, reckons she has Harvey coming up this week, so has to deal with that. Mentions MORE stress again, the other 2 kids don’t stop arguing, then it adds Princess is coming up. (Junior will be "Out" of course
* Viewers questions.
One Christmas wish? Her reply a Christmas on her own (I’m sure that could be arranged )
She wants to do nothing on Christmas Day, not even going to clear the mess up, she doesn’t care what it looks like, she’s going to have me time. (Whats new there then??)
* She’s got ALL the kids here, in an apartment, 2 bed apartment, she can’t wait for NYE and she’s doing nothing for that. She doesn’t care.
* She’s lost her voice
* Highlights this year…she’s had so many serious behind the scenes dramas going on the up side is she’s got through it, she’s achieved a lot, as well as having all the kids lots of things have come her way, "I’ve had the stresses, but I’m still here!", Says she’s excited for next year.
* She begs for nice headlines next year, she hasn’t had any bad headlines for the panto (Oh yes you did)
* Big party next year, she will look younger as she gets older. (This little number again)
* Her stresses next year, Harvey if he’s going to stay at college or not, deal with the kids schools. ( She didn’t mention her bankruptcy)
* She is focusing on HER career next year and get back riding the horses.
*Live pod tour next year.
* "Never underestimate the Pricey"
*They are both knackered.
* Her head is knackered
* Lots she wants to tell, but can’t until next year
*Begging for subscribers to VIP
Same shit, different day as per usual..................
28.12.23 - FFS! Make sure you turn the volume right down before clicking on this
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a-pricey-christmas-message/id1691511186?i=1000639616968
3.1.23 - the reviews to JYY crap are terrible already so imagine the battering they're gonna get when they next come online with more junk to flog, particularly when all the people who stupidly ordered their crap on the promise of receiving it in time for Christmas appear to complain about its non-arrival! Thats not even mentioning those who received nothing, got stuff nothing like they'd ordered or it was just plain old TRASH! LOL https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/jyy.london

4.1.23 - just flying visit because "er an' Edna are "So busy!" Actully skank is not even there - its Edna and some producer woman talking shite but yes skank will be back next week; Iit’s been so hectic. But they are going to record a new episode in the next few days. They are going to address some of the panto headlines (Ones like "You were shite" maybe?)
*Brother Dan was at the initial meeting for the podcast.
*Just doing some ‘best bits’
*So Katie says in the first one ‘she wants to do the pod with SFP’ but from what Christina said, they were the ones who approached them both. God how I haven’t missed the lip smacking.
*Theres a bit towards the end, that I can’t remember before, which was her asking if she could go through a partners phone to prove they are faithful (one of the viewer’s questions) so I’m sure she hands over her phone for SB to check, or at least not the phone she has been messaging her new egg on
* And another one, about the boyfriend saying how they are possessive and jealous. (And skank isn't?????)
* There was a clip from the VIP, about Playboy. Confirmed she doesn’t go naked on OFs.
*Katie loves doing the podcast apparently, yep, so much so she was too busy to record the highlight show.

F4J Dive In on the Skank -
20.12.23 - F4J have been very quiet of late - bet she thought she'd scared them off - but here they come on the attack again.
28.12.23 - Here they come again, just when skanky must have thought she'd frightened them off once and for all! This will be interesting plus they couldn't have found a WORSE photo of the thing either. One wonders if H and the others come into the equation, not just J&B?

29.12.23 - Heres another shot at the skank from F4J

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
22.12.23 - The Turkey Teef and the Fish Lips - so attractive innit?
Look at the state of it - has it busted another blood vessel in it's Tiny Eye again?
24.12.23 - Here come the start of The Grift for a Noo Arse https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25151192/katie-price-bum-filler/ Noo Year, Noo Arse of course
* https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12898127/Katie-Price-wants-new-bum-New-Year.html - in fact its been trying to get a Noo Bum for a long time but no bloke is interested, thus she's saddled with SB! The comments just rip the shit out of her though And another one about her punctured arse https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-wants-brand-new-31746230 "Katie's confession comes after her bum filler leaked on stage after she shared herself getting the procedure for free on her social media page in candid video. During the performance, Katie told the crowd: "If you see a plaster on my bum its because I had bum filler the other week and it's leaking so it is what it is."
4.1.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25243602/katie-price-more-tattoos-body-transformation/ Fair enough though - the fatter it gets the more space for rubbish tattoos! Woo Hoo!

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
Just a reminder of the sort of antics skank involves her children in. This was her trying to get into Boyson's house after he ditched her finally - she wanted to get a hold of his girlfriend of the time who was in the house (rather like she "got a hold of Jane Poutney" presumably). She had her mate film this, they edited it severely trying to make her look innercint, they removed the swearing soundtrack then flogged it to the papers as "Iye ownly wontid ter tork ter 'im an' ee wudent!!" Sadly for her Boyson maybe wasn't quite as stupid as we credited him with because he installed CCTV after he got rid of her and she didn't know this fact - and he called her bluff, told her he's got ALL of her antics on CCTV and he'd release it along with other stuff unless she pissed-off with her garbage immediately! Since then her and Clan Grifter have left him alone - he did not even get slagged-off in the Book of Lies!!

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc -
20.12.23 - oh here we go again - the "Cwoool Twollz" are at it again for merely stating the obvious! Skank IS a huge great unit, fullstop!! https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-340-her-beauty-isnt-sleeping-its-comatose.43283%2Fpage-28&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-12885761%2FKatie-Price-slammed-cruel-trolls-pantomime.html%3Fito%3Dsocial-facebook%26fbclid%3DIwAR1BQcnBgloYwB0GY4NUOE3IGU6_d1WWDrjxYa5_0igwaHQgpoCCM1_6ql4&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=31508ef0f8d19528da141e79b5db763f&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
23.12.23 - Oh no! Dem Cwool Twolz is giving it grief over the crap performances! The fact it cannot sing,, dance nor act its way out of a paper bag has nothing to do with it of course, neither is it because her memory is shot away with drugs and alcohol. Plus she's got two left feet https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25143120/katie-price-lines-panto-blunder-slam-performance/

Those Poor Kids and Crooly Mum-Shamed -
21.12.23 - "Easygoing mum" eh? The girl is 16 FGS!! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12889079/Katie-Price-admits-easygoing-rules-daughter-Princess-Andre-boyfriend.html
Just look at the state of J&B and compare to the happy smiling kids they used to be when with their Dad. Bunty is wearing just sliders and no socks on her feet walking the freezing backstreets of Liverpool trailing after Mummy and SB, both kids look so unhappy despite their Mac Books
Mummy might not have managed to pack any warm nor appropriate clothing for the children but she sure did manage to bring enough of her Dessinner 'Andbags to be photographed with
22.12.23 - here it is trying to justify allowing Bunty free-rein to buy whatever rubbish she wants over the internet using Mummy's Starling cards, hence the deluge of parcels full of crap arriving constantly https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25129580/katie-price-credit-card-bunny-buy-online/
What it actually boils down to is this then, where basically Skanky is unable to control and set boundaries for her 8 year old daughter. Bunty uses her mother's card to buy rubbish online. (Where's her Mother?). Bunty opens the door to strangers, and takes all the deliveries, and then opens them. (Where's her Mother?) Bunty makes her own videos and posts them online. (Where's her Mother?) The list goes on and on.................................
23.12.23 - Since the children have been decamped to Liverpool for the Panto Fiasco its becoming blatently obvious that they appear to have little clothing with them or what they might have is wholly inppropriate for December in Liverpool. They are both seen wearing her rubbish JYY stuff, like Jett in her hot water cylinder coat or Bunty wearing mummy's grotty flip-flops without even socks as they trudge the backstreets en route to the auditorium. Did Mummy not pack them ANY decent warm clothing or was it too busy making sure it had enough Dessiner 'Andbags?
26.12.23 - here it is justifying allowing P to stay at the Shitty Shack with her bloke! "Under my roof:" it brags,, this being the roof with more fucking holes in it than a colander has! www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25120259/katie-price-parenting-decision-daughter-princess-16/
27.12.23 - It seems Bunty has a new phone and new Tiktok account It looks like its been filmed at the flat with Harvey there with Mummy - Skank in background screeching "Shut up Harvey!". Bunty has got false nails on on, shes doing makeup - such a sad sight. She talks about favourite teacher who may have died but she's angry with Jett again. It's so sad. Thats Christmas with the skank I guess, just give your youngest a phone & tell them to fuck off and make Tiktok content whilst you cane the booze & coke in your pit. Not only that but theres Bunty creeping around at 11pm on Christmas Day night talking about doing herself some noodles to eat as she's hungry, with make up smeared all over her face - so clearly they didn't get fed on Christmas Day, indeed, those TT vids are heartbreaking hearing Bunty saying how hungry she is when she boils kettle for noodles and eats some raw ones from the packet, puts crumpets into toaster and eats a raw one whilst waiting then she climbs up onto the worktop next to a pan of boiling water/noodles, And where is Mummy eh? Lying rat-arsed in bed as usual then??
One of her videos on the account she named this morning with about 25 videos on, (most of them have been posted in the last week), so she’s clearly unsupervised a lot. One video a day ago so filmed on xmas day she says she’s very tired but is going to wake her mum up at 8am to open her presents, Harvey comes in and asks for some chocolate, she ends it but comes back and says Harvey was hungry - WTF is a 9 year old girl having to care for her disabled adult brother whilst the mother is dossing!!
*That new Twat Tok appears to have been shut down but lo-and-behold up pops another new one along with one for Jett - why are Twat Tok allowing this eh? Or could it be the children's only means of getting their plight Out There? Someone commented to her that Their Dad is doing everything to get some access much less Rescue Them from purgatory - look at her reply https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot-2023-12-26-at-21-21-41-png.2652019/
*It seems Jett is "following" some bint who talks about suicidal thought a lot plus he's watching sites about knives now - and there’s someone in the comments on Bunty’s latest TT post asking if her mum hides money? All this at 11.30pm when the girl should be in bed asleep FGS! It does look like one TT account has been taken down, however J also posted a video 15 hours ago with love hearts and the song saying "Can I tell you much I love you, can I tell you how much I miss you' playing repeatedly. This was posted around 8pm, with Bunty still posting at gone 11.30pm, so does that mean those 2 little kids were unsupervised online all that time? Was skank out of it like unconscious or just OUT?, I dread to think what it's going to take for SS to do their job and get those children home safe with their father
28.12.23 - as of 11.30 last night J's Twat Tok was still online after it was reported, In fact he reposted asking "Please follow me!" and a message saying "This will really help me....".
30.12.23 - Now this! Jett is still putting out pleas on the open internet - WTF is going on?
31.12.23 - Exactly HOW is this right in any respect? J&B in a dressing room backstage as A Man gets changed?
(Even if he does look more feminine than Mummy does......) And this, although we know such trivia does not apply to the skank.

31.12.23 - and Bunty has got yet another Twat Tok account to be posting on. How long before this one is shut down?
and Jett too - his Dad must be frantic with worry when he posts stuff like this. The Bart one is part of a general online aesthetic called Simpsonwave, and that character is called Sad Boy Bart. Usually the content revolving around that character relates to isolation, depression, suicide, etc.

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"-
24.12.23 - The last performance of this panto fiasco before the Big Day. Footage has emerged on the M&S Bank Arena FB page of two people "invited" up on stage (one was Bunty and the other was Harvey with his carer - no sign of Jett though). H spoke into the microphone and was surprisingly articulate which looks like he had been prepped beforehand (or rather he had the words drummed into him by Mummy as usual). Bunty got some applause and after that Harvey got a MUCH bigger round which just proves that KP has massively pushed the Agenda of Harvey as a minor celebrity to finance herself as usual and to further her alleged "popularity". Bunty won't like being sidelined by H getting more applause than Her though

The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
22.12.23 -Traumatising children again. https://www.explore-liverpool.com/katie-price-and-cast-of-sleeping-beauty-bring-christmas-cheer/
and heres The Irish Sun picking up Bippo The Clown's disparaging remarks that he hastily had to retract (but too late for him to stop Der Troof about it's ham acting escaping into the media!) https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/11893730/katie-price-panto-co-star-lines-60k-maleficent/
23.12.23 - Heres another "dig" from The Sun regarding "The Bankrupt with designer handbags"! Keep chipping away dear Sun!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25139875/katie-price-bankrupt-designer-bag-carl/ Note also that SB has become "Her fiancé.................." again but as to how true this is is anybody's guess as they're on-and-off more often than her drawers. And this one too about "slashing" ticket prices https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25145149/katie-price-panto-tickets-reduced-embrassing-performance/
24.12.23 - Another "Heartbreaking" one from the Sun! They know how to twist the knife don't they?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25150614/katie-price-curry-christmas-day-panto-slammed/ The point is that NOBODY actually cares that the thing will be stuffing it's gob with takeaway by way of a change LOL
*and this one regarding the thing ignoring all the theatre directives about No Smoking / E cigs or anything else because obviously such stuff does NOT apply to her!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/celebrities/25153484/katie-price-risks-5k-fine-vaping-panto/ They're also inserting a few snarky ones - questions, questions & more questions for the theatre people tomorrow such as why are you allowing her to vape anyway? Plus if you read the article the screenshot they’ve used clearly shows Bunny as if they are saying "Why is a 9 year old in that dressing room at the theatre?. Your star is breaking so many health and safety rules, why are you allowing it?"
Hopefully The Sun press on with this - its apparent they are so after her now with article after article trashing her at the Panto in the last few days …..interesting
*Plus this one about her naff Christmas Tree https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25094900/katie-price-shamed-over-lazy-christmas-tree/
26.12.23 - Heres a nice acidic one from Apple News pointing out that actually J&P did NOT spend christmas with mummy despite her assertions that she had ALL FIVE of her children with her for takeaway curry-on-their-laps.
https://apple.news/ArtP_LkVXR4KvpZYd-6Vlsg However they do continue to perpetuate Her Lie that ALL FIVE live with her - the only problem for her is that everybody with a BRAIN cell knows that J&P do actually live with their Father and have done for YEARS! J&B ought to be with the fatrher too but we all know why they aren't
* and this one too https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12899743/Katie-Price-spends-Christmas-apart-eldest-children-Junior-18-Princess-16-enjoy-fun-filled-day-dad-Peter-Andre-wife-Emily-MacDonagh.html
* heres the Mail perpetuating her LIES. She seems to think that posting old photos proves she has all the kids with "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", the dopey cow!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-sweet-family-31747130
*The Metro now sticking it to the skank! Woo Hoo!!
https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/25/katie-price-spends-christmas-away-kids-ballsing-up-panto-20024624/ Something to boast about eh skank?? LOL
* The panto is getting a lashing from The Sun https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25113708/katie-price-rant-panto-fans/
28.12.23 - Heres The Sun pointing out that Bunty has got banned from Twat Tok yet again. How many times is this now eh? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25175729/katie-prices-daughter-9-banned-from-tiktok/
Obviously this lot was lifted directly from Tattle (to which WHY label us as "Fans" when they damned-well know otherwise) yet what a shame they forgot to mention that these"katie price fans" were doing her job as a parent for her! FFS!! Furthermore skanky can't say she didn't know because Jett is "following her" while also "following" pages dedicated to knives and even reposting videos of knifes. Why don't these 12 year old super Journo's report that??
* And don't leave out the part where Katie Price is so far up her own arse she hasn't a clue how to be a parent! They also mention skank & Kieran ‘Share’ the kids which is NOT TRUE when poor Kieran doesn’t see his children at all due to the skank! Skank won’t ‘share’ them because it knows they KNOW too much about the goings-on in her shitty household and if the authorities don’t act on this info now its finally appeared in the tabloids there’s no hope left, particularly as is mentioned, Bunty cooking her own food at 11 at night because she's hungry. And also knowing she's been left to deal with Harvey and placate him with food whilst the thing lies festering in it's pit. Its all so worrying & wrong. There does not appear to be any duty of care for these 2 kids since skanky doesn’t give a toss about them, but nevertheless it won’t give them back to Kieran as she knows they can do too much damage to her & she still wants to crucify poor Kieran. Those kids are just her pawns & nothing else for this cruel, spiteful, nasty POS.
* Heres the Mail now echoing the Bunty Ban on Twat Tok https://tattle.life/attachments/img_7050-png.2653277/
* and now the Daily Star homing-in on this miserable tale of a lonely little girl boiling water for potnoodles at gone 11pm because she's hungry https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-daughter-9-banned-31759296
"In one concerning clip, the little girl could be seen cooking noodles at 11pm."
29.12.23 - The Sun have picked-up on H calling Bippo a "Fat pig!" (as opposed to his usual charming phrase of "You C***!"). Mummy found this hilarious naturally but it would have been a very different matter had someone called 'Arv "A fat pig" wouldn't it? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25185328/katie-prices-harvey-stage-debut/amp/
* and a "dig" from a pickaxe regarding the Panto fiasco - The Sun are enjoying themselves these days at skanky's expense
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25188143/panto-slash-ticket-prices-katie-price-performance/
30.12.23 - and heres a lesser-known online newspaper talking about the skank being a skint, useless "parent" https://www.geo.tv/latest/524856-katie-price-struggles-with-motherhood-amid-money-issues. They have some points right but have still reprinted all skank's LIES concerning all H's "Diagnosed-by-Mummy Syndromes" verbatim. And - since when has flogging shitty old dishrags online EVER made someone into a "Fashion Mogul" FFS ??? Nevertheless they have indicated that skank is struggling which makes a bloody change to how the media usually euologise over Super-Mummy https://www.geo.tv/latest/524856-katie-price-struggles-with-motherhood-amid-money-issues
31.12.23 - The Daily Star are not impressed with it's Panto stint either https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-issues-last-show-31774329
1.1.24 - The Sun pointing out how the arseholed skank was completely obliterated on Insta last night along with her supposéd mate Katona. It was so bad that P's boyfriend pulled the plug on her disgraceful exhibition/performance
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/25212352/katie-price-kerry-katona-reunited-new-years-eve/
Contrasted with this one about Pete "From his very expensive hotel in Dubai" www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25213794/peter-andre-fifth-child-lease-life/
3.1.23 - The Sun again,, this time asking questions as to Bunty's activities on Twat Tok yet again. When is somebody going to act on this eh?? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25227864/katie-price-bunny-breaks-rules-video-dying/
and this one concerning the thing flogging sleazy calendars with gruesome images of itself bein' awl seksi along with "Persnalized Messidgis" at an exorbitant premium! Judging by the fact calendars are normally onsale in the previous September onwards this looks like a case of IF she gets an order for this sleaze she'll get one of the minions to run one off via Vistaprint rather than have boxfulls of the bloody horrors kicking about in the Containers of Crap at the Shitty Shack. Who do you hate enough to gift a skanky calendar anyway??? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25227748/bankrupt-katie-price-flogging-explicit-calendar/