Katie Price 27 Wiki

  • Views Views: 2,188
  • Last updated Last updated:
  • * Seksi Foters
    * Moosik - "cos I luv to singgggg"
    *Twollz, Bullies, Stalkers, Mexicans & 'Orsham's Very Own Banksy -
    * Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!!
    * Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl aka Spam Boy
    * Clan Grifter Gossip
    * "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Projects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
    * Plasterclasses!
    * "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
    * Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
    * More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
    * Podcast Garbage
    * The Grauniad Rubbish
    * Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire":LOL:
    * Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
    * Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
    * The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
    * "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
    * Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
    * Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
    * Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
    * Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum Shamed" -
    * Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
    * Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!!
    * "Ownli Nans" & Vile/Seksi Foters of It, for blind, deaf Mugs generally
    * Court Cases & Law Breaking
    * Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA :mad: -
    * Lies, Lies and More Lies
    Twollz, Bullies, Stalkers, Mexicans & 'Orsham's Very On Banksy -
    * Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
    * The Broken Trotters
    * Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
    * The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
    Katie Price #307 Remember, remember the 14th of September, marching powder, reasons and Tik Tok. | Page 49 | Tattle Life

    Seksi Foters -
    1.10.23 - its well-seksi innit!

    Gotta luv the wonky eyes set into the rat-face look, as well as all the ridges and furrows that NASA-grade filter is struggling to cover up
    Never forget this amazing shot from last Christmas :eek:


    "It’s what I’m good at (moddlin), what I like. Sitting here now, I’m not the best looking, but put me in front of a camera and I’ll wipe the shit with anyone.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "Dass der Troof Innit!"

    4.10.23 - Gruesome; So this is what it calls "Seksi" these days?Here we are with lush foters of her with her granddaughter :ROFLMAO: Here it is "Wiping the shit" with the opposition. https://tattle.life/attachments/67255b3e-be17-4404-858b-1dee88e47aa9-jpeg.2490298/

    https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2490/2490970-f1c4330aa944054bab1ccce9c57e78e7.mp4 Listen to it announcing
    "Ize a reel peepul persunn" - yes of course you are skanky!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Dem "Devon Pasty" lips :LOL:
    9.10.23 - it seems the Daily Star need to rinse their eyes with hydrochloric acid a few times if they thing this thing is somehow gorgeous, plus they got the adjective wrong. They actually meant "Projectile Vomiting" :ROFLMAO:🤣😅😂
    Or are they just taking the piss? https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-pours-curves-figure-31142756
    "Former glamour model Katie Price left fans drooling.... "
    I wonder if they're referring to Naked Rodney? He's the only saddo likely to be drooling over skanky these days :ROFLMAO:

    "Moosik! Cos I luv to singggggg!!" -
    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-releasing-new-song-pop-success-100249080.html Ear defenders at the ready :)
    This is absolutely hilarious. an early Christmas gift!! Who does one hate enough to gift it to eh??
    Katie & Dat Skarlitt's Doooette - https://youtu.be/d7Xf7brOPzw
    8.10.23 - https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-323-1-2-krusties-coming-for-you-3-4-skankys-lying-some-more-5-6-shes-been-nicked.42016%2Fpage-16&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2F3am%2Fcelebrity-news%2Fkatie-price-admits-music-criticism-31131889&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=cba3da9edb3600d1758768c6c720a4df&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    BTW, this ain't "Criticism". Its called taking the piss & nor are we "Fans" of it either. :) Comments here -
    "She actually really thinks she can sing.... she can't."
    Another said: "Katie who has convinced you that you can sing because they need to be locked up?. Listen love YOU CAN'T SING! you shout & screech but you don't sing! You are obviously hearing something different to everyone else...stop stop stop."
    A third commented "So hungry for attention - it’s such a shame…"LOL
    and this one "I am pretty sure that song choice is an oxymoron for her and plus my heart breaks for poor little her (LOL) Maybe she should remember that payment for her past transgressions, for example, getting a restraining order against her for foul toxic abuse, what she's said about other so-called stars, what she done to her ex-husband for which she was taken to Court for and which Mr Justice Warby said this about her ....."Price’s behaviour had been “flagrant, arrogant, high-handed, and inexcusable”. Karma is a powerful thing when it hits" Sure is babez :ROFLMAO:
    8.10.23 -
    Sectioning perhaps?
    "Screech singing.................." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12607369/Katie-Price-mocked-singing-sneak-peek-brand-new-single.html 😂😂😂
    Comment "she's done for singing what Herod did for child care" 🤣
    Basically the only way skanky could carry a tune is in a bucket.

    Twollz, Bullies, Stalkers, Mexicans & 'Orsham's Very Own Banksy -

    6.10.23 - So today comes news of Holly Willoughby's kidnap threats that are completely done and dusted now. Its strange though how the police have managed to arrest a man on threats to kidnap Holly so quickly and yet on all the 5 (or 5million according to her) attempts on Katie's & H's lives - NOTHING!
    NO-one as even been ARRESTED OR EVEN QUESTIONED ON PLOTTING TO KIDNAP HER - even though according to skanky the police told her they knew the people who were plotting to kidnap her!. :unsure:

    Bankruptcy Here We Come Woo Hoo! -
    30.9.23- a couple of days in Iybeefa living it up minus SB. Pacha nightclub tickets over a £100 a go plus hotel at £650 a night - bankruptcy is grate innit?
    3.10.23 - An article today in the DM noting how skanky is positive that "NOBODY is going to take Her House away from her", irrespective of anything! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12588161/Katie-Price-insists-lose-multimillion-Mucky-Mansion-bankruptcy.html Heres some comments-
    "No compassion for the people she stiffed. I bet they aren't going on holidays and having ( more) plastic surgery. Pay your bills Katie!"
    " Bankruptcy includes mortgage arrears so how come house hasn't been repossessed and sold"
    " A total lowlife, sleeps naked with Harvey . if a man did that with his grown up daughter hed be arrested."
    " The woman is a proven compulsive liar, 99% of what comes out of her mouth is BS"
    " No one wants it, you’ve decorated it so that it’s definitely yours forever" - yes that one is epic! :ROFLMAO:
    " She is laughing at her creditors and the bankrupcy court "
    "Given she can’t tell the truth about anything I would take this with a pinch of salt. Why she wants to keep hold of that hovel is a mystery. "
    " What she's really saying is, "I'm above the law."

    And thus it goes on and on...............................
    NB. A little reminder to everyone that all this Bankruptcy thing is absolutely Someone Else's Fault
    5.10.23 - So its in Mykonos "working" apparently, but actually its not "working" because it has PAID for this - Yes she's used real money from the Mattress Fund & not blagged it from the cowboys at Glo Project who have been given the task of making it look seksi for 3.4 million awful photographs for it's OF :ROFLMAO:. Check this out :-
    The Villa has two prices on AirBNB….. €304-€376 per night shared between everyone there, food and drink extra. The photoshoot package is advertised as from 1st October- 7th October 2023. Villa has 8 bedrooms, so far only seen two other models with Skank. Flights will be on top and the daily rate for the photographer, and his assistant(s) costing anything from €500 a day upwards ) and of course the MUA costs. His company will have additional costs added, promotional fees, and pickup to and from airport etc. It’s going to be costing €1000s for the week. Not bad for a bankrupt eh?
    9.10.23 - Rumours emerging that skank is trying to rent a place of Her Own (without SB who has his own rental in Essicks) so presumably she's trying to hide from "someone", maybe even those Forensic Accountants or even that angry Range Rover owner, oh don't forget the Bailiffs, plus everyone trying to serve Legal Papers on her for the assortment of ongoing Cases she's embroiled in 🤣 Maybe she's been told to get ready to shift her arse OUT of the Shitty Shack once and for all, otherwise how would she justify to the Trustees that she "needs" to rent a place when she has the Shitty Shack that she says "Nobody can take from MEEEEEEEE"?

    Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
    26.9.23 - The media have now picked up on the snarky goings-on on last night's nightmare Live that culminated in SB stomping off in a huff leaving it stranded in Portsmouth, that is, SB Developing a Spine Finally and confronting the drug addled wreckage over constantly harping-on about Pete Yew Cunt!
    1.10.23 - Tragic innit - some swine has nicked one of SB's fleet of old bangers! Theres a £5k reward for info to retrieve it which makes one ponder what is in the thing that he'd be so desperate to get back? However the twat was boasting on his SMs about his Boy's Nite Out whilst skank was grinding itself & those hideous norks over some unfortunate geezer in Iybeefa, so someone snuck in during that night and swiped his Rangey :LOL:
    STOP PRESS......Skank has finally come out of the broom cupboard on her SMs though to beg for help finding it, yet its mighty suspicious or maybe sheer coincidence (lol) that skank is suddenly posting about the RR now it's been mentioned that she hasn't already and people started to say she probably crashed it then hid it. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-fiance-carl-woods-31076408
    The ignorant pig has even resorted to saying "Please" so it must be imperative he gets the crate back asap :ROFLMAO:

    Poor old Sink Boy’s had a terrible 7 days hasn’t he? 😁 Last Monday Skank was completely hammered at that recording studio and she pissed him off so much he just upped and left her there, an hour’s drive away. Thursday Skank goes off to Ibiza to do what we do not know but it’s deffo something dodgy and he must have seen the video of that bloke all over her, then last night he’s out drowning his sorrows with his dodgy mates, comes home & his cars gone. Stolen or Skank’s crashed it and he could be down £5K if it’s returned. Oh dear SB things are not going well are they, was that blue tick really worth it? :ROFLMAO:(y)

    "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
    26.9.23 - Following the debaclé on yesterday's Twat Tok the media are slowly catching up and now it seems "Dat Skarlitt" is an X Factor "Legend" Yep she's so legendary she's reduced to duetting with the skank!! :ROFLMAO:
    Katie Price teams up with X Factor legend as she makes pop comeback - despite last single getting to 60 in the charts | The Sun
    They're on-the-ball though putting up the dreadful videos along with stuff like this :-
    ".................She also competed for a place in the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest with a track named Not Just Anybody, but failed to make the cut."
    "Two solo singles released in 2010 and 2017 were also flops, with "Free To Love Again" reaching No. 60."
    Also they point out that this is not the first time skanky has tried to launch it's "singing career", especially when its desperate for money :)
    "She’s telling her team to find new ways to make money from The Brand and is even re-starting her pop career and is getting a song written for her. (That'll be the Ed Sheeran one presumably that Ed unsurprising denied any knowledge of?)
    "Katie thinks she’ll sell loads of downloads and she can tour nightclubs singing it."
    Like fuck you will skanky :ROFLMAO:😂
    It's fair to say her singing is the equivalent of her driving - drink & drug propelled.
    30.9.23 - another crap interview with the thing itself talking about "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" endlessly again
    The Live Podcast is not going well LOL!
    5.10.23 - Sneak-preview of the Number One hit from skanky "Yew downt 'av ter tayk yer cloves orff ter ave a gud tiym"
    If you value your eardrums, do not click on this link
    6.10.23 - an article in the Sun today talking about how P is set to eclipse skanky - she will be raging about this! :ROFLMAO:
    "Yet all eyes were on her striking daughter Princess Andre, who at 16, is fast becoming a bigger star than her well-known mum, and dad, Peter Andre."
    And as for skanky latching onto P for the Plastclasses and other nonsense

    Clan Grifter Gossip -
    8.10.23 - Something is amiss in Skankyland because theres suddenly a lot of "Fairmli Activity" going on what with Granny & Grandad suddenly taking J&B out and Edna joining in - thats never been seen beforehand. Now whilst it's nice to see that Edna is taking Bunny out and doing child friendly stuff, her posting that photo on SM is purely to stick two fingers up at Kieran and goad him? And you do remember how KP complained bitterly that Michelle posting pictures of her and Bunny doing stuff together was all to goad her and trigger her? No doubt this is her revenge. Edna has never posted pics like this before so she has either never spent time with Bunny before or the photos are a deliberate act to cause Kieran pain . She is as evil as her sister, especially as she enables her by blowing smoke up her ass on that utter cinge-fest of a podcast.
    So just what is due to kick-off this week? This lovely, 'appy family stuff is all for show of course therefore there must be a hearing in court of some sort soon, possibly regarding the custody of the children, and as usual, these grifting lying cunts are laying the groundwork for it. ` Look your honour, the children are with loving family doing child friendly activities ` - but all minus "Mummy" of course - & completely forgetting the fact that since she kidnapped them they've been locked up at the shitty MM for nearly a year & only going out when mother dearest wants to get nails, hair, more botched surgery. Clan Grifter are plastering over the cracks like they always do when something serious is on the cards & this is all for show which means Skank has again roped-in the enabling Clan Grifter to get her out of the shit, for which you can bet they are ALL being paid handsomely :mad: Just remember this nasty, selfish hag skanky only does something that will gain in her favour, that is to for her to WIN at any cost - its smoke and mirrors & all for effect, loaded with lies upon lies. Its a massive deflection from a vile slippery bunch of twats!
    Lets hope the court and judge will see the truth past this nonsense and return these children to dad

    Podcast Garbage -
    28.9.23 - This weeks edition of boring crap
    * Kids were there.
    * Interview with the Guardian (she called it a top sheet first, meant Broadsheet) She was annoyed there wasn’t a stylist, hair or makeup as they didn’t have a budget! If she’d have known there were going to be so many outfit changes,4 and so many pictures she would have DEMANDED Hair and makeup 🙄 They didn’t make her feel special but she hopes the pictures are airbrushed. (They certainly were NOT airbrushed LOL)
    * Said this week she had spoken about Harvey’s new program,
    * Spoke to DVLA - she reckons she should have her licence back within 2 week & she can’t wait. :ROFLMAO:
    * Interview with the murderer, says "If I smash this, the doors will open in a big way" …she feels a natural due to her her off the cuff interviewing. Then went to Amy’s for a curry.
    * She has a pond in the garden, Jett keeps diving in, Bunny too, so she has to keep an eye on them (yeah right) Jett wants to do a YT on nature.
    * Then on to Harvey, people want to know more about him…. "Maybe just watch the program eh?" (Piss off skanky!) It’s just a repeat of everything said about him before. Mentions Dwight briefly. Perfect Pregnancy, press tried to make out she was drinking & doing dwuggs and didn’t show her getting into car after clubbing. (Even though they DID catch her out many-a-time)
    * She the only one who can calm H, she knows him inside out. She can’t just leave him with anyone, as he is challenging. (Dumps him at residential or anyone else quick enough though) She misses him at college, always phoning him.(H frequently doesn't answer her calls though)
    *She did blood test for her licence.
    * The kids are her life, her priority. They have different needs. (They do not NEED to be with her though)
    * When she’s out with Harvey, he says to people "Hello cunts, or dickheads", the other day a police car made him jump and he went “Ahhhh fucking police”. Wonder where he's heard that one then?
    * She is is his slave. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    * Wants Harvey to be an illustrator and have his pictures in galleries then give money to charity and for himself (think she meant herself). She wants him to do frog stationery, wants him to have his own charity to raise money for autism and stuff (mostly for Mummy though)
    * Public speeches - he loves the applause, she wants him to do documentaries about his life, and wants to get him a campaign, like on the cover of GQ mag looking all cool. (This being the lad who kicks off at loud noises of course)
    * He should be A Fashion Brand Face with his own clothing brand in the shops (thought he had that already with UpYours?!). Poor H is going to be so busy earning munney for Mummy!
    * He should be treated as an individual. (Just one question here - who wants any of this crap?) Also this Public Speaking thing, saying She Wants Harvey to do public speaking saying he knows how to read off a script - not trying to put Harvey down here but he can hardly read never mind read a full speech! The only words he as learned by heart is "I love you mummy" and "You cunt" (He can repeat the words she tells him to) Basically she's clinging desperately to the coat tails of disabled, vulnerable man to stay relevant
    * Wants to approach M&S for him to do trendy clothes for larger blokes. On the beg to anybody to create Harvey’s own trendy 7XL clothes.
    * Says she always felt guilty because she’s always cared for Harvey all his life,by herself 🥱🥱🥱 It says she’s never done respite as she’s always felt guilty leaving him with anyone else (SFP agrees 🙄) - she’s lived and breathes the good days, the hard days are really really hard days :ROFLMAO:
    * Now he’s at residential, she’s had a new lease of life, its a big weight lifted off her shoulder. Now she can go see him and enjoy him.
    * The form filling is draining, He’s coming back home after college. He’s a credit to her. No one can take him away from her, or interfere in her relationship with him.
    * H doesn’t judge her. Says" Harvey is all me, me, me" - wonder where he gets that from?
    * Reckons he will be at the podcast show 🙄
    * Had, eyelashes and hair done.
    * "Life advice with the Price"…I’m sure these questions are all set up to mirror her life, as it goes on about friends fancying her husband and having an affair. Friends are for life 🤔
    * Pete gets a mention as always 🙄 She mentions this girl hanging around Pete. No mention of all the times she has cheated on her boyfriends/husbands. Tampongate didn’t get a mention either - she would never cross the line with a friend’s boyfriend 🤔 Tampongate???? Whats that ??? :unsure:
    * Next one was a dig at Alex as the question was about a boyfriend experimenting with a guy. Said she had 100% been in the same situation, if not worse but she went along with it anyway - it opened a can of worms, it was mentally disturbing & so she was 'forced' to get out of that relationship Says she’s quite open. 🙄 It wasn’t pleasant & grew darker and darker. She managed aa dig at all the ex husbands in that one.😡
    * They don’t even know her mum’s middle name. (What a terrible dilemma eh?)
    * She’s got to get on, do the kids and TT…
    Another waste of time then :(
    29.9.23 - Position no 153 in the charts - dropping 7 places in the Spotify Podcast charts, The Katie Price show. ⬇🚽😂 Woohoo!
    5.10.23 - another dose of Crapcast from it -
    (3) Katie Price #322 Stop ‘singing’ everyone was pleading, she didn’t listen now our ears are bleeding | Page 49 | Tattle Life
    *Excloosive of the Noo Song - OMFG
    * "Oi Oi........................" Jeez how common can they get?
    * "Ive got the kids awl the time" Busy busy
    * AFP had her toenails painted red - WOO HOO! She's soooooo "Old Skool innit"
    * Jett moaning at her dragging him to hair salons and nail bars
    * Six hornet nests in the Shitty Shack! Hornets are like rats apparently.................
    * DVLA delayed again! She's "Dun evvryfink dey asked" and STILL they won't give her licence back - she doesn't understand why not!! they are "Clutching to straws'' hahaha
    *She's blaming an "Ammmonimuss" (anonymous) email to them - says its "Discrimination" against her - (not the fact she's a fucking shit, dangerous liability on the roads then?)
    * Says its due to the Browkern Trotterz and her Speshul Boots - how can she drive they say? Insists she doesn't wear her Speshul Boots and in fact "I woz at a Charity Run de uvver weyk weren't I?"
    * "I can fucking walk an' I can fucking drive - Dere ain't nuffink wrong wiv me!!!!" SFP concurs
    * "Discrimination innit!" Can't understand why the DVLA want her medical notes re those Liyfe Fretninly Injurrd Feyt anyway
    * "Its fucking ridiculous and its really pissing MEEEEE off...................." (Its called "Keep death off the roads")
    * "They've had everything - dey pryed into everything and now they're clutching to straws - iss affectin me head............"..
    * "I'm doing evyfink GOOD - I dunno who it is a the DVLA but deys got a chip on dere shoulders - nah deys got a jacket potater on dere shoulders.................." SFP laughs at her huge witticism
    * Says next they'll want her to do a vision test because "H was born blind" (which we all know he is not BLIND)
    * She passed drugs test:ROFLMAO: so she says anyway..................................
    * She gets her horse back next week - SFP asks if we'll get exciting updates on her riding
    * Making horse noises - she sniffs horses as well as Max Welts it seems
    * Poor SFP has been "chained to the laptop" Moaning about solicitors dealing with her house sale.
    * Skanky again moaning about DVLA wanting to know her past history (yeah haha!) & "its nothing to do with them" she says! "Its a joke and unfair!"
    * AFP trilling about Laura Ashley's new range.
    * Talking about firewood now! Woo hoo! Skanky eulogising about sweeping chimneys. Says ‘chimlies’ ’ not chimney🤣
    Note this comment that popped up elsewhere regarding this

    * Skanky has been decorating - changed all the laminate flooring upstairs, painted one room GREY - now wants the rest done GREY. SFP hates GREY
    * Dulux paint getting a plug - after some freebies maybe ???
    * Plasterclasses - says P "Will earn good money out of them............" HOW????:ROFLMAO:
    * "Mums and daughters can come along now!!" FUN!
    * The bewty courses are going ahead for them both
    * They'll be choosing "looks" for each other
    * Jokingly says "For the Ten people who turn up............." and SFP cackles
    * Fretting about sales for the Live show - SFP says sales are "Good"
    * Song with Skarlett. Sounds like it was Skarlett's birfday so the Prosecco was flowing - that explains why it was pished then
    * "I down't dwink!!" but nevertheless......
    * They've recorded a cover version of "We don't have to take our clothes off" Acoustic style :eek:OMFG - and it sings.:poop:
    * Bunty likes the song:ROFLMAO:
    * Jeez its fucking terrible!!! "Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah etc"
    * SFP "Loves it!"
    * SFP wants her to sing it at their Live along with" Free to Love Again" - which everyone LOVES! (like piles) :ROFLMAO:
    * Skank wants to know "Why if everyone loved it why didn't it make the charts?" (Cos its shit!)
    *"OI OI - "When I take my clothes off I do have a good time!" BARF
    * Cackling
    * Singing - followed by "I love it!" Everyone knows she wanted to be a singer...........
    * "If a song is made for ME I can sing it but I can't copy anyone else- I love ballads - I love to sing. I can't dance............"
    * Jeez its singing "Saving the best till last":ROFLMAO:
    * Grandad's funeral song - "Show me heaven" and karaoke "Get here if you can". LOVES THESE
    * SFP can't sing it says - she's "Got the dance moves but can't sing like MEEEEEEEEEE"!
    * "You can't have everything - some people have a face like Baywatch and a body like Crimewatch" it says.
    * It does its' posh voice-for-radio voice but still common as muck. SFP can't do it without laughing - they're making adverts for PP Fencing
    * They think they're hilarious
    * "I think I'm the bollocks (singing) when I'm drunk" then admits she's not.
    * AFP loves classical music - skank takes the piss as expected
    * Wants to hold a Disco Night in somewhere like the Hammersmith Palais - haha
    * Question Time - theres some crawler grovelling around this pair of cretins
    * "I love it" - and again!
    * Skank gave SFP a car years ago - boasting about buying a brand new convertible for her. SFP sounds quite ungratefful
    * Boyfriend break-ups - "Wanker" it says.
    * "MOVE ON!" it says - "Make him miss YOU!" (Never worked with your own escapees did it skank?)
    * More grovelling creeps "Love your Podcast!"
    * Baby blues - "I treat myself!" thats the answer then. Skank reckons her figure pings back - that and liposuction! "Some women let themselves go......." (LOL) - Jeez this is utter BS
    Thank fuck thats over after a load of plugs for the Live Crapcast "Get yer ticketts naaaaaaaaah!"

    The Grauniad Rubbish -
    2.10.23 - heres the garbage from the Guardian.
    Katie Price on survival, surgery and severe PTSD: ‘I’m good with anaesthetic – I like being put to sleep’
    The reason skank wanted to keep her 2 day beefa bender secret is clear now, if this Guardian article is about her getting some sympathy talking about her struggles with PTSD, the priory and her poor self she wouldn't want it known she was out the country getting shit faced and slobbering over men. That would spoil the image it wants to portray to the Grauniad readership, ie that of some sort of a martyr because that doesn't look like a poor old misunderstood skank struggling daily - no it looks like a lying, selfish, drunken druggie. 😎
    www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/oct/02/katie-price-on-survival-surgery-and-severe-ptsd-im-good-with-anaesthetic-i-like-being-put-to-sleep It seems they are taking the piss and undermining the thing nicely LOL
    * "We’re at Mucky Mansion, her Sussex home, a riot of pink kitsch, barking chihuahuas, caged gerbils, kids’ artwork, Price mementoes and battle-hardened flies. “That’s one thing I hate about living in the country.
    Flies. You’d think I’m a piece of shit the way they fly around me.” At last she's realised Der Troof!!!
    * “What d’you think of all that Russell Brand stuff?” she asks. “I’ve met Russell a few times. His bodyguard used to be mine.” She pauses. “I thought he was quite a nice guy, actually, quite funny. We were stuck in LAX airport with him once. He had his girlfriend with him and I was with Pete. He was trying to pull my stylist when his girlfriend was out there standing with her, so to me that says a lot. The truth always comes out in the end.” Getting on another Bandwagon of course - we are waiting for the Troof about HER to emerge though
    * And this - Do you think it has always been easy for celebs to get away with bad stuff? “A lot of people with status get away with things. People cover up for them and a load of people get paid off.
    *Price tells me she has been raped three times – as a seven-year-old in a park, then by "a celebrity" then at gunpoint in South Africa when she was carjacked in 2018.When I was in the Priory my therapist said: ‘Kate, we’ve never known anyone to have so many traumatic events happen to them.’ And I’m still here, coping.” :ROFLMAO:
    * "Today, she models on subscription site OnlyFans. “I still do underwear stuff, but I don’t go completely topless. I don’t need to and I don’t want to because my kids are older. But you can’t take the animal out of me in the way I love being in front of the camera. It’s what I’m good at, what I like. Sitting here now, I’m not the best looking, but put me in front of a camera and I’ll wipe the shit with anyone.” Classy. Bet the Grauniad readership are thrilled with this Excloosiv innit! :ROFLMAO:
    * She gets more animated. “And. That. Is. Confidence,” she says. Now she’s shouting. “And that is a fact! Hahahahaha!” She swipes at a fly. “All these flies, I’m so sorry. I’ve just got rid of a hornet’s nest out there.” 😂
    * Which magazine cover did you most want to be on? “American Playboy. And I was.” How much did they pay you? “I think it was 250 grand. I lived in the mansion for about six weeks. Hugh Hefner wanted me to be his girlfriend but I wasn’t going to be having sex with him, so that was a no-no. It was like looking at my grandad.” :ROFLMAO:

    * "Bankrupt, three times divorced and fresh from a spell at the Priory, the model and campaigner has come out fighting. She reveals how she is returning from rock bottom
    ‘I’m just getting a bit of toast. Would you like some?” Katie Price asks.
    Yes please, I say.
    She looks at her nine-year-old son, Jett.
    “D’you want some toast?”
    “Nah,” he says.
    Naaaaah!” she repeats, gently mocking him.
    She’s wearing trackie bottoms, a T-shirt and hardly any makeup. People expect her to be glamorous, she says, but this is what she’s happiest in.
    “D’you want blackberry jam on the toast? There are flies everywhere in this house.” She swats at them and apologises.
    We’re at Mucky Mansion, her Sussex home, a riot of pink kitsch, barking chihuahuas, caged gerbils, kids’ artwork, Price mementoes and battle-hardened flies. “That’s one thing I hate about living in the country. Flies. You’d think I’m a piece of shit the way they fly around me.” lol
    Price was recently diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), and she talks non-stop, juggling multiple conversations in one breath. She passes me a mug of tea and the toast. Blimey, I say, you haven’t half slapped the jam on. “Don’t you like it that thick? Everything is fattening in this house!” The mug, from her heyday, shows Price topless. How have you changed since then, I ask. She looks at the mug thoughtfully. “My areolas definitely don’t look like that. They’re smaller. Surgically done. That was one of my first boob jobs.” :sick:
    *Katie Price’s first photoshoot, as ‘Jordan’, in 1996. Price is now 45, was one of the first celebs to allow cameras into her life, revealing everything – family dramas, business deals, surgical enhancements and diminishments. In a way, her body was the least intimate thing she exposed. I first interviewed her 15 years ago, when she was on a roll. After starting her career on the Sun’s Page 3 with the name Jordan, she reverted to her real name and became the superbrand Katie Price, selling perfume, makeup, clothes. She was also a bestselling author, married to her first husband, pop star Peter Andre. The headline to the interview was: “Who wants to be a billionaire? Katie Price does – and she might even make it.” She was worth £30m at the time.
    * Today, she is bankrupt, has been divorced three times and suffered a breakdown. She is still tabloid gold, albeit in a different way. Rarely does a day pass without a new Price horror story. According to many newspapers, she is at rock bottom. But she is also still the Katie Price of old – tough, warm, open, outrageous. (BULLCRAP)
    * “What d’you think of all that Russell Brand stuff?” she asks. “I’ve met Russell a few times. His bodyguard used to be mine.” She pauses. “I thought he was quite a nice guy, actually, quite funny. We were stuck in LAX airport with him once. He had his girlfriend with him and I was with Pete. He was trying to pull my stylist when his girlfriend was out there standing with her, so to me that says a lot. The truth always comes out in the end.” We are all waiting for The Troof about the skank :) https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20231006-202226-jpg.2495030/
    * Do you think it has always been easy for celebs to get away with bad stuff? “A lot of people with status get away with things. People cover up for them and a load of people get paid off.” Price tells me she has been raped three times – as a seven-year-old in a park, by a celebrity; and at gunpoint in South Africa when she was carjacked in 2018. “When I was in the Priory my therapist said: ‘Kate, we’ve never known anyone to have so many traumatic events happen to them.’ And I’m still here, coping.”
    As we talk, her younger sister Sophie, with whom she now does a podcast called The Katie Price Show, listens in on Zoom to make sure she behaves herself. Sophie couldn’t be more different – quiet, sensible, contained. Family has been the ballast in Price’s life. Her biological father, Ray, left home when she was four, but she remains close to him as well as to her mother, Amy, and stepfather, Paul.
    * Were men exploitative when she started modelling? Yes and no, she says. “They treated me as a product.” She looks at the mug in my hands. “That wasn’t airbrushed. Men aside, for me it was a brilliant time because you really had to work. You had goals. I wanted to be on the cover of this magazine or that. Where are the goals now?” Today, she models on subscription site OnlyFans. “I still do underwear stuff, but I don’t go completely topless. I don’t need to and I don’t want to because my kids are older. But you can’t take the animal out of me in the way I love being in front of the camera. It’s what I’m good at, what I like. Sitting here now, I’m not the best looking, but put me in front of a camera and I’ll wipe the shit with anyone.” Classy - the Graundiad readership will be so thrilled at this crap interview with a Chav 😂
    * She gets more animated. “And. That. Is. Confidence,” she says. Now she’s shouting. “And that is a fact! Hahahahaha!” She swipes at a fly. “All these flies, I’m so sorry. I’ve just got rid of a hornet’s nest out there.”
    * ‘He (Hefner) wanted me to be his girlfriend’
    * Which magazine cover did you most want to be on? “American Playboy. And I was.” How much did they pay you? “I think it was 250 grand. I lived in the mansion for about six weeks. Hugh Hefner wanted me to be his girlfriend but I wasn’t going to be having sex with him, so that was a no-no. It was like looking at my grandad.”
    * "I’m staring at her teeth as she talks. They’re so white, I say. “Turkey,” she says instantly. How much? “Free. For an Instagram post. I don’t recommend anyone has fake teeth.” Why? “I can’t eat a chocolate eclair now in case I pull one out.” (Not withstanding the fact they look ludicrous obviously) 😅😂
    * I’ve always liked your honesty, I say. “Oh, here we go!” she says, shouting and laughing. “He’s going to ask surgery questions. How much surgery have you had? I don’t know. How many boob jobs? I don’t know. Will I be having more surgery? Yes. What? I don’t know. Does it make me feel better having surgery? I’m older. I’m gonna do it. There you go, I answered that all in one!”
    * Actually, she says, she’s appalled by what girls and young women do to themselves these days. “Apart from my boobs, I did my whole career without surgery. I’m now 45 and if I want to have my face done, my nose done, I will. Now I’m as fake as you like, and I love it. But I do feel bad for girls in their early 20s or even younger getting fillers. When I see young girls they look like clones – puffy-faced, pucker-fish aliens. It’s really sad.” (What are Pucker Fish BTW?)
    * Price was only 18 when she first had surgery. “I think 21 should be the minimum age for boob jobs. Back then, my mum was ‘don’t do it, don’t do it’ and it wasn’t as common. Now boob jobs are like buying a pair of shoes."
    Do her surgical procedures reflect her state of mind? “You’re going to start trying to get in my head. Body dysmorphia this, body dysmorphia that. I might have body dysmorphia. My mum thinks there’s a pattern. If something happens in my life, I go for surgery. I’m good with anaesthetic – I’m never sick and I like being put to sleep. It’s such a nice feeling, and you wake up with something new. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, ‘Oh my God, Kate, what have you done?’ But, you know what, I don’t have any filler in my face, only my lips.”
    The past five years have been grim. As well as the rape in South Africa and bankruptcy, she has divorced her third husband, the actor Kieran Hayler. At the same time, she has been bringing up her five children, including her oldest, Harvey, who is severely disabled. It all expressed itself in a complete breakdown. In 2021, she received a 16-week suspended sentence after flipping her car while under the influence of cocaine and alcohol. She was driving while disqualified and without insurance. At the time, she issued a statement saying she was “incredibly sorry” and “sincerely grateful nobody was hurt”. She avoided prison by agreeing to go to the Priory. * ( Kieron is An Actor now!!!)
    * How did she lose all her money? “The ex-husbands were on my case, all three of them. Then lawyers. They all wanted money. Money. Money. Money. Then obviously tax. When you’re having a breakdown and you’re suicidal, you shut the world off. You don’t talk to anyone, you don’t answer your phone, you don’t open your letters, and before you know it you’ll have a bailiff at your door. Then the work stops because your head’s not there to do it. It’s all noise in your head. Bills coming in, bills coming in, you hear your husband’s cheating on you, and it all just magnifies.” She’s talking about Hayler. “You’re just trying to be there for the kids, which I was. You’re trying to keep it together and all you want to do is go under the covers and hide. I was ill. Ill. Ill. Ill. That’s why I went in the Priory.” What a load of fucking LIES!! And yet again blame everything on the exes - not her profligate spending or anything like that eh?
    * Meanwhile, the press reported she was a drug addict. It wasn’t true, she says. “I self-medicated when I had the breakdown. Up until then I’d never been known as a drug taker. I’d have a drink, but I’m a lightweight. So yes, I went in the Priory, but it wasn’t for addiction, even though the papers said it was. It was for severe PTSD.” 😂
    Sophie is still on Zoom, listening. Price looks at her. “I don’t know if I told you I tried to kill myself. It just came out when I was in the Priory, didn’t it?” Did Sophie think her sister would survive? Price answers for her. “I dunno. At one point it was a bit dodge, wasn’t it, Soph?”
    Our main thing at the time was just getting her help,” Sophie says. How is Katie doing now? “I think she’s in a positive place. There are still days where she has her little wobbles. But she’s nothing like she has been.” Complete bullshit from both of 'em
    * You seem pretty positive, considering everything, I say to Price. She is, she says – the press keep reporting that she’s at an all-time low, but that was a couple of years ago. Sure, the bankruptcy is worrying, but she knows she’ll always be able to make money, and she’ll eventually be able to pay back the £3.2m she owes. And money is nothing compared to her sanity. “I’ve been in the shittest place you could imagine. Once you’ve hit rock bottom, and the media has shafted you, and you come through it, then it’s amazing. And I have. The bomb’s exploded, I’ve survived it somehow, picked up the pieces, and I’m starting my journey again.” And the media are being blamed for Her Mess now too
    * Price says all she asks for from the media is a bit of fairness. Sure, she’s done plenty of stupid things, but, she says, she’s also been a great mum. (Bullshit :poop: She has made two deeply moving documentaries about Harvey that don’t sugarcoat their struggles but show their profound love. He now lives in a special school that she hopes will help him live independently, but he remains at the heart of the family. “He still bangs his head, still smashes things. He smashed the car window. It hasn’t been fixed yet. There’s no telly in here, because he smashed it again. And he’s just smashed an iPad, so I’ve bought another one for him. That’s just Harvey.” :sick:
    * Yep a bit more Poor Me - Harvey is obsessed with trains, and recently made the Guinness World Records for drawing the longest picture of a train – 21.3 metres. She couldn’t be more proud. “One thing I love about Harvey is that he doesn’t judge me. He just loves me. He just wants my love and cuddles.” His father, former footballer Dwight Yorke, has never shown any interest in having a relationship with Harvey, and Price still hopes that one day he will. “The door is always open. I would love the day I see Dwight and Harvey in front of each other. My mum still contacts his manager every year, and asks does he want to see Harvey for his birthday, and it’s always the same – No.” (Don't believe any of that rubbish) She says Yorke doesn’t know what he’s missing out on. “I just want Dwight to know what a gorgeous young man Harvey is. Harvey has so much banter. He’s just a funny little bastard. You never know what’s going to come out of his mouth. He rules the roost when he’s home.” Nice way to talk about your son as well innit skanky? And we all realise H's "banter" consists of calling people "Dickheads" or "Cunts", as tutored by Mummy 😡
    * Price and Harvey have received shocking abuse online, leading her to campaign for Harvey’s Law, which would make such abuse an offence and open a register of offenders. Earlier this month the online safety bill was passed, including some of the measures she was hoping for. Again, she says, it would be nice to get some credit: “I think I’ve had an influence on this going through, and will continue to fight for Harvey’s Law.” Considering there already is a Harvey's Law in existence for animal rights, that ain't gonna happen is it? :ROFLMAO:
    * Thankfully, she knows Mucky Mansion is not under threat. “People write about me as if I’ve not got a pot to piss in. My £2.5m house is protected. It’s mine – no one can ever take it.” As for the threat of prison over her bankruptcy, she says that doesn’t scare her.If I could go to jail to clear all this, I would, because it’s driving me nuts.” Meanwhile, she’s busy rebuilding her portfolio, taking her podcast with Sophie on the road and developing two programmes for Channel 4. :ROFLMAO::poop:
    * She has overcome so many challenges, she says, and bankruptcy is just another one. Meanwhile, she is feeling more positive about life than in years. “There is a fire in my belly. Yes, I do suffer mental health stuff; yes, I suffer with PTSD, yes, I still have a lot of pressures with things going on – but it’s all controlled. I’ve got through it.” She sticks two fingers up. “So, up yours! Basically, fuck you all! What is it Arnie says? ‘I’ll be back.’ And Pricey is back. Don’t. You. Worry. About. That.”
    The readership are going to be so thrilled to have had this bollockfest foisted upon them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    * Change the bloody record will ya skank cos we've heard it all before innumerable times, but then this is all just the usual nonsense dragged out and the Appropriate Interview Box ticked off.
    The saaarrrfff afrikkan wape ordeal has got a mention ✔
    She’s gonna pay all the money back it ✔
    It was the ex husbands, lawyers and the taxman’s fault, not hers✔
    Oh and the house is safe, no one can take that , all sorted ✔
    Aye right . Its just the same interview, different day, different paper etc
    The Grauniad's FB page is being assailed with plenty of complaints about it though - heres a few samples:-
    They're roasting the thing over hot coals!
    * "Why on earth is the Guardian featuring this woman? People like that I wish I’d never hear about ever again, there are other outlets that seem better suited for people who are interested.
    * ‘I’m good with anaesthetics…’ what kind of idiotic message is that to young women, I find that appalling, Guardian. And equally poor is to give her a free advertising platform for whatever product she’s selling these days"
    * "Why does this woman get so much attention all the time? It's not news, we don't care, and some of us actually work for a living and can't even be bothered to read the article"
    * "The female Russell Brand celebrated by this comic. Couldn't make it up"
    * " What is she a campaigner for? The abolition of DUI prosecutions? "
    * " She should be behind bars though. Because if anyone else had driven without a licence, filled by drugs and alcohol, after doing similar in the past, smashed our cars up, we'd be in prison. "
    * "She’s a role model to out of work single mothers on benefits that’s all"
    * "Not allowed to call her what she has been since her days in Patcham. Thats Fb's so called community standards, which aren't mine".
    and this one - Katie Price #323 1, 2 Krusties coming for you, 3, 4 Skanky's lying some more, 5,6 she's been nicked🙏 | Page 29 | Tattle Life

    Speaking of the Russell Brand connection, why do all the media ignore the fact she's in sex offender territory? I say 'territory' because she was only found liable for civil damages to Alex Reid and wasn't criminally convicted - nor has she paid said damages either. The Law regarding what she did changed AFTER her conviction sadly so it got away with it effectively.

    Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
    3.10.23 - having the topic mentioned in the Grauniad prompts some more "lifting" of her garbage by the Sun, here noting her grifted gnashers and showing the most flattering of foters of the toothless hag www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24235945/katie-price-boasts-she-got-turkey-teeth-free/
    4.10.23 - the start of the campaign of gruesome images from Mykonos for it's hilarious OF. Weapons-grade filters in full operation of course. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2490/2490196-36876676cfa8bde60e28a562dc6f2bdb.mp4
    Awl dese tweetmints are soooooooooo worthwhile :LOL:

    Now begins the procession of revolting images of the skank trying to Out-Seksi 2O year-olds by the use of weapons-grade filters. Its away in Mykonos for a week to gather thousands of similarly vile pictures for its OF :ROFLMAO:
    2016 versus 2023 -

    "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit" -
    3.10.23 - more rubbish gleaned from that shite interview, this time it's how "amazed" her Ferapists are by her!
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12584927/Katie-Price-reveals-therapist-told-shed-never-heard-traumatic-events-opened-raped-three-times.html Comments from actual Ferapists don't seem to agree that this is the reaction of any REAL Therapist so therefore its more likely to be another wagonload of outright LIES.
    a. "Newcastle, United Kingdom - I really doubt a therapist would say that."
    b. Essex, United Kingdom - I am a therapist and that is something that I would never say to a client, the risk of re-traumatising the client is huge by using words like that". :unsure:

    Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap -
    2.10.23 - Woo Hoo! Out with the Unlucky Dump Boxes of Crap! Random shitty items they cannot sell, like this horrid cardigan thing that must be worth about £2 cost price. "Get yors naaaahhhh!

    The Trust Pilot reviews are bad too

    7.10.23 - The latest crap from JYY being flogged by the Orange creature - £30 for a bobble hat with glittery bits attached by a 4 year old in a Far Eastern sweatshop. Bargain!
    Bet she "Luvvvs it!" too. If you are desperate for one of these things they're £12.99 on Amazon Prime

    Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire":LOL:
    28.9.23 - another date for the Plasterclasses World Tour Woo Hoo! Lucky ol' Bolton! Non-refundable when it doesn't show up. https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/23815130.katie-price-princess-andre-make-trip-bolton/
    The comments emerging are not favourable either :-
    *"I can't stand this woman, we don't want you here!!
    *Hopefully she is not driving herself up
    *Plastic woman calls her plastic daughter 'Princess'. Attention seeking and Self-righteous beyond belief.
    *Turn the central heating on and melt her.
    *They look like two mannequins - so so false.
    *They look like a couple of those really terrible wax models.
    *£50 to learn how to look like a dumb bint, or £80 to meet a couple of dumb bints? That is the question".
    *Such a shame, what was a beautiful daughter seems to be following mum - looking at their lovely fish lips. She’s embarrassing.
    *Who in their right mind pays £50 to watch Katie Price put her make up on? " 😂
    Remember this nonsense? Another of her success stories then 😂

    Find a Bandwagon and Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
    2.10.23 - Lifted directly from her own rubbish we get this nonsense
    3.10.23 - and some more of it. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-truth-always-31082856

    Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA :mad: -
    Going back a few months, here it is totally emotionless at the death of poor darling Blade but readily blaming Someone Else for Her Neglect of him and all the other animals
    You know this "person" who loves all her animals etc etc? How about this then - once used then discarded like so many others before her but at least she survived the ordeal of being with the skank :mad:

    Lies, Lies and More Lies - out with the Saaaarrrrfff Affrikka Lies amongst others -
    2.10.23 - Yes the old Saaaarrrrfff Affrikka Wape Lie got another airing in that trasharama from the Grauniad today.
    I wish the TV crew who were there would come out and tell The Real Truth about "the rape in SA", in fact I'm pretty sure there was a story a while ago on Metro where the Crew also involved in the car-jacking incident said it didn't happen, at least not in the way skanky insists on. And didn't skanky say before she was "waped at gunpoint by 6 men", then it goes down to "Three men with sticks", followed by the next version of her Lies?
    So many questions to be asked regarding skank's Lies - 🤔 but the main one is whether all these rapes were in fact even reported to the police? And if not, why not ?
    So then, "Raped at gunpoint by six men." can be added to her along with her "The List of Lovers that she can count on one hand." 😂 Surely she must be mixing up decimals with decibels? Its a hole nu worrrrld innit, woo bloody hoo!
    * And speaking of which heres her nonsense being broadcast yet again https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24230055/katie-price-reveals-raped-celebrity/
    * As to this "Celeb who waped her", she allegedly told Roof and Aymon some years ago who he is (but that does not mean its The Truth)
    In any case, if a woman knows their allegéd wapist, why would she be so bothered if he was married or not? Enduring being "waped" as skank insists she was why would she not name him, instead worrying because it might ruin his marriage? Ruining marriages is not something she's ever bothered about previously is it? Any women who was raped and knew the attacker would be shouting his name out loud not just ignore it so he could do it to another woman, particularly as the skank ALWAYS has the best of motives when she's grassing-on blokes to try to break up their relationships.
    Back in 2009 it was busily name-dropping too

    * Spot the contradictions here!
    "She continued: 'I've never said a word, I don't want to go down that road. It happened years ago and then time goes on so I just think it's best to stay out of it.'
    The mother-of-five also said she would reveal the identity of her rapist off-camera to the hosts, saying: 'There’s a reason why I cant say it. I can say it off air, and then you’ll say, 'Right I see'. When you’ve seen that person on the telly, you say 'Oh my God.'
    Speaking about the night of the rape she said: 'I agreed to go back to the house. Sometimes you think is it rape or not, but when you say no, you mean no. I know I was raped.........................."
    * "Women shouldn’t shy away they should report it.' And yet skank didn't???

    So.....if you were Sherlocking, this seems like someone she knew a bit because she 'agreed to go back to the house'. Everyone hates the whole 'she asked for it' sort of ignorance around rape but....we know Skank has a habit of getting absolutely shit-faced and not knowing what planet she's on then making things up about men who've rejected her. Remember she was once so rat-arsed she couldn't remember if she's shagged some random bloke at a party in her house and had to check her CCTV to confirm it -she then realised she had shagged TWO! She may believe she's been waped but its a bit like Slapgate - she would be considered a very poor witness and it probably wouldn't go to court because of her intoxication and other issues- in fact It's a bit like the case against Paul Price (dearest step-daddy) where the defence argued the woman was really drunk and 'willing' for want of a better term, and look at the way skank behaved against the Victim in that!
    So basically Skank doesn't mind when one of her relatives takes advantage / rapes a woman! She however can go on TV and
    make hints for seemingly no point other than making it all about MEEEEEEEE!
    Dating back to 2009 when it started these allegations against A Celeb Wapist, heres a few comments from the Digital Spy forum - people didn't believe skanky then either



    * And yet not one TV interviewer, media outlet or journalist has EVER pulled skank on the South Africa bollocks! She's told at least 4 different versions of this tall tale over the years but its all there ON FILM because as soon as the SA plod turned up the crew started filming them and you can see skank and the crew talking on phones (which incidentally she claimed were all stolen by the bandits). Skank was even filming in the back of the ambulance where there were no signs of her being allegedly dragged off and gang raped by 6 armed men!! In fact she was not getting any treatment at all, instead she was on a phone then talking to the guy that got a cut eye (her so-called best mate). The very next day she's out shark cage diving without a single bruise or scratch on her! "Wape victim" my arse!!
    This farce was more likely a set up job by skank in cohorts with her mate (who got a cut eye) and the film production company because her reality show was tanking and getting cancelled - they needed drama and a ratings boost to save it, but skank desperately needed sympathy & publicity more than anything else to stay relevant so has embellished the Grim Fairytale each time she opens her gob on the subject. Hence why so many different versions of this Lie-Fest over the ensuing years.
    Despite all this evidence there is not one single, solitary media outlet willing to question skanky on the varying varieties of her Twarmatik Wape Dwarmer Fing - are they actually afraid of being labelled as "unsympathetic" or what??
    *She reckons she told Pete all about this 'Celebrity Rape' but Pete maintains he never heard any such thing from her.
    Furthermore she alluded to who it was years ago when she first spoke about it . At the time everyone was asking ''Who is it etc '' and her thinking she was being clever got ''papped'' the next day wearing a T-Shirt with an Ace playing card on it - that's when it then blew up on SM about "Was she naming this celeb by what she was wearing without actually naming him?" That's when Ace came out fighting declaring it wasn't him etc yet still it persists with the Lies. This was all front page news at the time and then it just died away like much of her nonsense does, but every so often when she wants some headlines she trots this shit out again- "How I was waped by a 'Celeb'' but she'll never name him......................." yawn......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😴
    The other "incident when she alleges she was "waped" aged 6 in the local park, Here’s what AFP wrote in her book in reference to the park incident taken from AFP's recent Book of Lies :-
    “The girls said a strange man had been lurking in the scrubland and had coerced one of them to perform oral sex on him. Kate also confessed that he had touched her intimately. I felt frozen with shock and saw my horror reflected in the other mothers’ eyes. How could our happy world have descended into such a dark place in an instant? We called the police and they came quite quickly and started to investigate, but were unable to find anyone at the scene. They took statements from the girls but not surprisingly, considering what they had been through, their statements were muddled and didn’t seem to match up.”
    Effectively she's saying that the police decided to "Let it go" then, to not bother to investigate further? No way would that happen with a potential pervert preying on young girls in a public park - absolutely NO WAY! - even back in the mid-1980s!

    Work aka 'Olidays Woo Hoo! -
    30.9.23 - its bunked-off for a quick 'oliday in Iybeefa to go "Clubbin' - MINUS Sinkboy - footage here showing what can only be The Thing cavorting over some other bloke. Hahaha cuckolded AGAIN SB!!! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2481/2481077-e3f11162f5d26370e71e4762d487776a.mp4
    Close-up you can see it is vaping and drinking
    Incidentally, why is she SNEAKING off to ibiza? She's usually more than happy to call Backgrid for some scruffy airport shots and some holiday bikini snaps. Yes what IS she up to?!! Backgrid however seem to have dumped the skank having dropped them in the shite as regards her bankruptcy
    Only a short visit though, just long enough to get rat-arsed again and try desperately to recruit Noo Yung Eggs - that failed seemingly as it was an Old Hard-Boiled Egg draped across the thing. :ROFLMAO:🥚

    3.10.23 - Last week it had a couple of days on-the-lash in Iybeefa and this week's 'oliday is Mykonos where apparently its "work" doing foters her grim OF with that bunch of cowboys Glo Project who run it's account. So its going Bonkers in Mykonos, being on the loose with a bunch of twenty-somethings & keen to prove "She can shit the floor with all of them", you know, even if its old enough to be some of these girl's mother. One things for sure though - she's the only one without any raspberries therefore she won't be doing anything topless, unless the photographer is a miracle worker & can magic some pretend nipples on her plastic beach ball norks. It'll be brillyunt innit! :ROFLMAO: Mykonos is horrendously expensive too - wonder who is paying for this extravaganza? Also ponder how poor SB feels about it though, you know, His Dolly getting trollied, crawling about nightclubs hoping to find a Yung Noo Egg replacement so she can ditch him finally?
    6.10.23 - not sure whether this should be posted in here, Bankruptcy or Sticking It to the Skank - or all three even!
    Heres The Sun pointing out that this farce in Mykonos is costing this bankrupt a fortune
    10.10.23 - after that exhausting "work" session in Mykonos doing "Pointy-toe" & the previous 'oliday to Iybeefa without SB, it seems her and SB are having a well-deserved week's break in Spain now, all of which explains why J & B have been deposited onto Clan Grifter followed by the full-scale bombardment of 'appy famli foters appearing on their SMs to keep up the fascade of pretence, to continue the LIES for this MORALLY AND FINANCIALLY BANKRUPT bunch of assholes 😡🤬 Considering it looks like skank is unable to take the kids out of the country any longer it explains why they've been deposited onto Clan Grifter instead.
    They should be with Their Father, not that lot!

    The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -

    Another of the escapees she destroyed. https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/celeb-sas-gareth-gates-lost-31029929
    29.9.23 - Oh dear It looks like some dodgy account pretending to be P is putting this out. Skanky is busy again then :) https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20230928_195755_tiktok-jpg.2479026/
    2.10.23 -https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-just-cant-peter-31060671
    Oh blimey.... Watch out Pete....
    “Katie is never going to let go of him. She feels that letting him leave is the biggest mistake she ever made and doesn’t accept any responsibility for it. As far as she’s concerned, they should still be together.” 😂
    and the long-suffering berk SB has even remarked about it still banging-on about Pete endlessly :LOL: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-never-go-ex-3108096
    3.10-23 - Still banging-on about Pete www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-cant-stop-talking-31094702
    6.10.23 - Excavating the gruesome strory of skank de-flowering Gareth Gates and selling the story immediately after. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/pop-idol-stars-sex-confessions-31086071
    Heresa contemporary photo of it - luck ol' Gareth eh? :LOL:(37) Katie Price #323 1, 2 Krusties coming for you, 3, 4 Skanky's lying some more, 5,6 she's been nicked🙏 | Page 9 | Tattle Life

    Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
    30.9.23 - digging this shite up again https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-slams-dwight-yorkes-27815790

    Those Poor Kids & "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
    30.9.23 - https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20230929_160022_tiktok-jpg.2480664/ "Somebody" posted a snarky load of shite about Pete to which it appeared that P had ticked "LIKE" next to it - heres P denying it was her. Guess who accesses P's SM's too? :unsure:

    * note - Seeing as Edna clearly trawls the web looking for sites to & cut & paste the comments from that she thinks skanky needs to see, whats the betting she doesn't send this one on, the snippet of info she wouldn't want to slip out that she (Edna) & 'Arry have made it clear they wouldn't feel comfortable leaving Albert in her care for one minute! They are obviously well-aware that J&B should never even BE with the skank AT ALL because they would not let their son stay with Auntie Skank for any period -and yet they do NOTHING :mad:
    9.10.23 - as we all knew would happen, here it is shreiking that it is going to be P's manager. Pity for you skank- she already has one and you ain't got a hope in hell of using the girl as you planned to with all your "Mini-Meeeeeeeeee" bullshit :ROFLMAO:
    "Katie Price plans to build a family empire with the focus on teenage daughter Princess Andre. As well as taking care of Princess as her mum, Katie is also going to be her ‘momager’, looking after the business side of her career,” our source said.
    Because Skanky is so well known for her business acumen AND her parenting skills is she not? ...! 🤣😅😂
    The problem is she can never put anyone else first which Being A Manager is so crucial towards thus it'll not be able to handle Princess getting the attention and most of the cash. This barmy Lie of hers is ever gonna work. Theres also the small matter of IF this is a "Business" - she is not allowed to be in charge as a director because she is a BANKRUPT - therefore IF she’s planning on opening a management business it will have to be in someone else’s name and she will just get a wage . Never thought it through did she? As per usual the gob ran away with her for column inches before The Lonesome Brain Cell had activated.
    11.10.23 - Trying to get some mileage out of P again /www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-plans-turn-princess-31150519
    Like as hell this is gonna happen :ROFLMAO:

    Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else -
    29.9.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24194876/katie-price-real-reason-cant-drive/ Its bleating because "someone" grassed on her little driving outings

    5.10.233 - in today's Crapcast its on a full-scale one about the DVLA "Discriminating against MEEEEEEEEEEE" by virtue of their wanting her to supply details about The Browkern Trotterz now, the Speshul Boots and all that shite. So she was driving illegally as she hadn’t had her licence back when nicked last month & that’s basically it in a nutshell - therefore don’t believe all this crap about asking her about her feet and the “ammonimiss” email - she WAS already driving already when they nicked her again. Surely she’s not telling porkies?? :LOL:
    Apart from any of this rubbish, how would she even know the DVLA have been tipped off with an “email”?? It’s not like they would engage in casual conversations with her to explain their investigations with stuff like "Oh yes someone grassed on you...." - they would simply act on any info they got or found for themselves and deal with her formally by requesting the relevant info such as medical records , blood tests etc
    It’s always the same excuse, that the only time she EVER gets into trouble is because Other People are trying to get her into trouble & its not as if she is actually doing something illegal is it? Wrong! She really does think she is a law unto herself and that she can live to her own rules as and when it suits Her, but the FACTS stand like this-
    * Nobody sent a email to the DVLA! if you read the DVLA website about getting your licence back it states if you were banned from driving for a Drink/Drug Driving related offence or banned twice in ten years or refuse a blood test (ALL 3 APPLY TO HER) they can ask for more evidence before before issuing your licence.
    * Also if you have medical issues they can ask for more information or proof of fitness, ie all her flannel about Browkern Trotterz, Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos etc. that she is soooo keen to flog to the media
    Thats how the system works, therefore skanky NOBODY has grassed you up to the DVLA, they are simply doing Their Job to-the- book, nor are you an an exception to their rules and regulations despite how you think you ought to be :)
    6.10.23 - it must be Edna's day off because these comments have not been magically disappeared :ROFLMAO:

    Using Harvey for Publicity & Sympathy, "Pimp My Child" -
    29.9.23 - Here we go again with this old chestnut......................
    30.9.23 - more crap lifted out of the Crapcast by The Sun https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24209650/katie-price-reveals-son-harvey-very-rude-greeting-strangers/
    and there you have it. She's so proud to have taught him a potty mouth... Mother of the Century right there...
    "And discussing the way her 21-year-old son greets fans, Katie said Harvey will go: “Hello Cunt...... hello dickhead.”
    Katie said: “Harvey gets recognised absolutely everywhere and he doesn’t realise how well known he is. He’s so innocent to it all.”
    She said he’ll wave at people and shout “Hello Dickhead.”
    The mum-of-five said her son “Makes her laugh” with the way he says things."

    Swearing is something to be proud of eh
    1.10.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24203490/katie-price-son-harvey-stationary-sets-clothing-range/
    Check this crap in The Sun.
    1. For a start why would anybody want Harvey Price "stationary" with trains or frogs scribbled badly on it? He's no dessiner is he?
    2. Does anybody even write letters any more to even require such "stationary"?
    3. As for GQ magazine putting him on their front cover like some sort of an icon?????????????????? Betcha Mummy would be shoving herself in front of H like she always does were they stupid enough to offer such an idea to her.

    Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time!! -
    * Oh dear! People are not being very kind# are they? They must have heard her videos already - and there it is hoping crowds will be flocking to download her garbage later on eh? :ROFLMAO:
    30.9.23 - anuuva panto fiasco en route!
    Wonder how much it'll charge The Fans at the Meet & Greet? 🤣 Last year she charged "fans" a tenner per foter with her. https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-322-stop-singing-everyone-was-pleading-she-didnt-listen-now-our-ears-are-bleeding.41938%2Fpage-6&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.chroniclelive.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fshowbiz-news%2Fkatie-price-pantomime-north-shields-27820074&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=8f19bd0f7f660b6d16d2f59e4f406ab5&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
    1.10.23 - Unlucky Scouseland - you got it for Christmas!! https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/katie-price-shares-scouse-girl-27793616
    "I can't wait because my kids don't even see me act in a wicked way. So it will show them that I have it in me."
    Fucking liar! Even her kids know she's evil to the core!!!
    8.10.23 - Coming to Liverpool soon! Woo hoo! https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1117307-katie-price-faces-social-media-backlash-over-bad-singing :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva" -
    26.9.23 - following-on from last night's nightmarish Twat Tok from the "recording studios", heres a clip for you. Note all the booze bottles and glasses https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2473/2473312-3af47131a477f5c18befc7bd46bf55a2.mp4
    As for The Other Stuff ❄- draw your own conclusions🤭 Word has it that in some hideous close-ups of The Beast there is a strange white substance lurking in her nostril...........................
    1.10.23 - En route back from her Clubbing Trip to Pacha in in Iybeefa this little nugget appears. Wonder who they are referring to? https://tattle.life/attachments/img_0140-jpeg.2482825/

    The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
    28.9.23 - more lazy journalism from the 12 year olds here repeating verbatim the rubbish from it's crapcasts.
    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24183348/katie-price-harvey-residential-college/ Oh sure he 'Phones her all the time'. Does she forget we've all seen when she has tried to phone him while doing her Lives and he doesn't want to talk to her? Or even when he was there in person a couple of weeks ago? She cares about him so much she fucked off on holiday without him the day after he came out of hospital where he had been in intensive care and close to death ( according to her).
    * and more repeats of her persecution of DY 21 years onwards. Isn't it time for DY to tell the truth about how KP treated him or how this errant, uncaring "father" paid her mother AFP for years to look after H and how difficult she has made it for him to see him? Man Up Dwight!!
    30.9.23 - more garbage lifted from the last Crapcast to underline skanky's plans to utilise H more efficiently in the future
    PS - the 12 years olds still cannot spell "stationery"!
    3.10.23 - Not sure if this is glorifying it or sticking it to the thing considering this has shades of both in it. Instead just ask yourself why are they even quantifying the thing with yet another pointless article?
    3.10.23 - heres the Daily Mail with a little number regarding how the skank is totally adamant that NOBODY is going to take Her House away from her. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12588161/Katie-Price-insists-lose-multimillion-Mucky-Mansion-bankruptcy.html
    This is actually Piers Morgan who penned this open letter to the thing https://www.sussexlive.co.uk/news/sussex-news/piers-morgan-calls-katie-price-6931783
    Strangely though where he usually goes for the jugular on ANYBODY ELSE he seems to remain distant from this item, never tackling it on stuff he'd rip others to pieces for - I wonder what she has over him???
    "she attempted to have sex with Piers Morgan and was raging when Simon Cowell rejected her offer of a sex act in a spate of whirlwind nights out". That's according to the journalist who penned an open letter to his former Horsham friend urging her to get help for her "embarrassing train-wreck" of a life.
    In Piers' letter, published by The Sun, he claims Katie tried to get frisky with Simon and him during Simon's 50th birthday party. Piers wrote: "I remember you stumbling towards me at Simon Cowell’s 50th birthday party, where you’d morphed into full-on Jordan as the night wore on, and expressing your indignant rage that the birthday boy had just declined your offer of a risqué sexual gift.
    "I remember bumping into you (skanky) at the National TV Awards and asking if you were intoxicated. 'I'm not drunk yet,' you laughed, 'but I will be soon and when I am, watch out Morgan!' Then you explained exactly what you would do to me, which I'm afraid is not repeatable in a family newspape
    6.10.23 - heres The Sun sticking it to the man LOL https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/24230857/princess-andre-future-career-millionaire-katie-price/
    8.10.23 - Heres the Sun highlighting her 'oliday / Work trip to Mikkernoss https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24274648/katie-price-mkyonos-only-fans/
    9.10.23 - Skanky, as persona not grata was NOT invited (understandably) which is probably why it stormed off on 'oliday wiv SB:) https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/24333320/princess-andre-looks-like-mum-katie-price-silver-gown/