Katie Price 84 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

I hope they re not expecting this Version to turn up
Who knew that skanky got a part in the new Zelda game??

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
2.6.25 - where to even start with this?????.............. At least skank is confident that there is NOBODY sekksyer than MEEEEE! though - even if it is an old photo, pre-Ozempic
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8.6.25 - wowing the audience (LOL) at Pompey Pride Bein' Awwwwlllll Sekkssii!
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Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
6.6.25 - here we go then! HMRC have not forgotten nor let her off - another bankruptcy hearing today at 2pm
Needless to add that skank will not be attending
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-bankruptcy-updates-live-35347110
They've given a decent list of everything she's tried to dodge, her debts & boasting about walking away from them, plus her whingeing about "Being discriminated against" now she is labelled as a Bad Debtor!
* "Katie's failure to pay £12.5k per month debts
On Friday, barrister Darragh Connell, representing trustees, told a specialist court in London she has not paid the £12,500 a month. He asked Insolvency and Companies Court Judge Sebastian Prentis to make an income payments order, which means money would go from any salary towards Price’s outstanding debt. The order relates to 10 companies.
However, the judge asked for more evidence to be provided to the court about Price’s “reasonable domestic needs”.
* No wonder she has been spend, spend, spend lately - did she not learn anything from getting her hearing in private?
This ain’t over by any means- not paying her debts and now having to leave RR was only the start of it
*Katie Price's next hearing
The next hearing will take place later in the year, on a date to be confirmed.
* If all this sounds familiar, thats because it is! This is how she dragged the other cases out interminably and yet they're allowing her to keep stalling in the full knowledge of what she's doing. And this is why she's had H on full-deflection duty throughout.
* But skanky has categorically stated that she pays everything and is fully cooperating!. You don't suppose she told some more LIES do you????
* And these "Reasonable domestic needs"… such as a cleaner, a £5k a month rental, a £53k car, hair, sunbed, nails weekly, £700 a week on food, designer clothes, designer bags, designer pets??.
* So the Useless Trustees have triumphed again. Are they really still surprised she’s not the paying the 12.5K a month? Have they not realised that she never will? Why did they trust her word that she would pay £12,500 a month when she has promised this amount at least 3 times before and has never paid it ??
* She’s got lease cars to hire and £700 a week food shopping bills so its an odds-on cert she WILL be bankrupt again by Christmas and we all said it, yet these Useless Trustees have just let it slide. On it goes, skank doesn’t pay her debts & everyone except the Useless Trustees and Courts knows this by now - whatever!
* Sadly the Courts just ain't going to deal with her as they would most people, she's been given chance after chance but she just continues to take the piss. And why does she do it? Because she can! If it was anybody else all the chances would have been long gone
* Hard to believe that this Twice Bankrupt is allowed a everything she wants yet pays no tax and demands the tax payers to fund her disabled son who she insists she looks after all by herself with no help whatsoever. And of course, all 4 of the other children live with her and depend on her despite the youngest 2 being removed by the courts and the eldest being long-gone from her evil grasp.
* The only GOOD THING to emerge from this debaclé is that it'll result in more hate from Joe Public so the 'fans' and Brain Deads will be fighting a losing battle when the majority of folks are quite rightly sick to death of her. She's done for, over & done with, skewered and kebabbed - and the only ones who won't admit it are Skanky and Clan Grifter
* https://www.northwichguardian.co.uk/news/national/25221356.katie-price-faces-wait-bankruptcy-related-proceedings/
* "Discharged" does not mean you just stop paying Obviously she "stopped paying" the moment she left Court then
7.6.25 - Do the Useless Trustees ever look at what she’s saying or boasting about in the media? Just seven days ago in the Sun they're reporting her words directly from the Crapcast. Bragging about "Earning good money....." but doesn’t pay the £12.5K a month she agreed to? Yes she’s probably lying about the amount she earns, but at least question her - did they do that? NOPE. She is laughing at them & they are honestly pitiful
* On a plus note (maybe the Only One), any Letting Agencies can see that she’s not paying her debts & it’s their job to discover this fact for their clients - surely no one would still let her a high-end property now ihn viuew of all this? She’ll probably find something though, but how does she do it when any agency will be putting the landlord in a position of her potentially defaulting on the rent & will a guarantor suddenly appear? It really is quite the conundrum
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"I earn such good money..................... I earn like I did back in the day........I earn such good money but it makes no difference if you earn the money............once you got that black mark against your name it's against your name there's nothing you can do."
She continued on her podcast: "Even when I go to rent a house, right, and it's like ... soon as they know it's my name... it's discrimination!. They're like, no, no, no. I'm like, why? Is it because of what you've read? Does it really matter? I've got the money, I can pay up front, I can do that.No. It's the name that puts people off. It's such discrimination".
* Surely all this was agreed in her private meeting, so why the need to get these new figures? Now it says she's "earning well..... like back in the day" yet she still won’t pay the £12,500 per month!!! . If anything should be making her pay MORE. She is spectcularly bankrupt to the tune of millions yet got her way with not disclosing her finances in a public hearing & still putting 2 fingers up to the creditors, the Useless Trustees and Law.
*The Useless Trustees only need to look on her social media to see the bragging, the Sainsbury’s bills, the piles of designer clothes still with tags on strewn about in the bedroom. Trains, taxis, the car lease - electricity costs for the car, 40° @ 24/7 heating costs. Beauty treatments, takeaways, restaurants...................... The list goes on; Plus
she has NO kids living with her 24/7 apart from her fake baby dolls that are now thrown in a heap of detritis.
*There are plenty of rentals in that area for a fraction what she is paying, if anyone will rent to her, and it appears they WON'T!.
* Unbelievably the Useless Trustees nor the Courts did not learn their lessons after her history of defaulting on payments… the £12k pcm non payment on an IVA (for a much smaller debt), her failure to engage with the trustees for 5/6 years and then only after she got arrested and the threat of prison was real. Failure to pay her creditors in her bankruptcy, failure to pay Alex, still we see stories in the press of her not paying people, the chimney sweep back at the MM, an electrian who got Tank the dog in exchange for payment. And all this whilst boasting how much she’s allegedly earning and clearly spending like water. She’s suddenly now got a brand new car she is driving about - if it has been bought outright, how can she afford this and the insurance, or if not, how is she even getting credit to lease a car when she’s a twice bankrupt?
* Why did this same judge discharge her from one of her bankruptcies before there was a show of payments, she should have been made to stay bankrupt until she had paid what they agreed. Maybe judge Prentis received a nice gift basket of JYY bathbombs along with the promise of some sexy chat on her new platform on Monday?
* Who/what is she blaming for her non compliance this time? Skank says says her MH has never been better after therapy so perhaps its Bong aka Mr Half Price who is now bleeding her dry? She says she is "Earning so well......" and not even spending on holidays abroad? There is Only One Person to blame for this….HERSELF- but today she will carry on like nothing was said yesterday, while deflecting with another load of H videos on SC from her day yesterday.
7.6.25 - Heres the BBC now https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cql21ydlyg1o.amp The bankruptcy and her failure to show up in court again has just been mentioned on ITV News as well.
* The signs for this impending explosion were there though given the amount of times recently skank has been posting rubbish from "Her Office............." ie her solicitor's offices in Hove. She knew this was imminent yet had no representatives there nor bovvered to show herself either Perhaps she's "knocked" these solicitors for their fees too?
* So, all that shite about the bankruptcies being "Behind MEEEEE!" wasn't technically true then? (Quelle surprise!) She was expected to repay an eye-watering 12.5K a MONTH and readily agreed to the deal after they were supposedly finished - and oh, look what a shock!!!. She has reneged on the deal whilst flaunting on SM all her unnecessary purchases and these "beauty" treatments that clearly do not work!. The only part of her grim existence that seems to have been curbed in any way is travel and I suspect that's for other reasons (that we're not privy to) rather than costs.
* Stand by for the next instalment of "Don't believe anything you hear in the media about MEEEEE! Its all LIES innit!!!"
* And what happened to the Forensic Accountants that were allegedly on her trail of deceit?? Not a dickybird from them
* She's been desperate to get back on ITV for years and now, this evening, she's made it onto ITV News! Be careful what you wish for, Katie!
* Re: Monthly expenses, she'll say that all the "beauty" treatments are a necessary business expense for her "career" (the one that's in the toilet). All her shenanigans last week or so are adding up now, how she's trying to justify paying a high rent by saying she can't find somewhere cheaper due to "discrimation aginst MEEEEE!".
* Then theres the car - she's pretending it's Harvey's Motability or she was obliged to buy it for Harvey as justification for her spend spend spend habits. Can't wait to see her list of "reasonable expenses" though - how is she going to hide the money for all the drugs she needs? oh yeah, the £700 a week in Sainsburys/Waitrose shopping..... riiggghhhht. She had better stock up on paper towels and wet wipes next time she's there then I see a few lucrative "romantic dates" in the near future.
* And nothing says, "Up yours, I don't give a shit" more than not being arsed to turn up to court. And no representation either? That's either because she can't get anyone willing to act for her OR she can't afford it - OR it's another "Up yours!. I'm not chucking MY MUNNEY at this shit or wasting MY time on it."
* It's FB page is also discussing this latest hot item. Nobody is amused nor surprised really - she'll be accusing everyone of discriminating against her Skankbot soon
7.6.25 - The Mirror lifting bits off old Crapcasts to quote her here - I'm pretty sure its "discrimination" in operation! The comments are crucifying her though
Katie Price's fury at exes who she blames for bankruptcy woes despite staggering splurging - The Mirror
"However, the former glamour model, 47, believes that her tumultuous six years of financial woes are all down to one reason - the men in her life."
All down to those feckless men in her life..... Nothing at all to do with her personal lack of fiscal knowledge nor not giving a shit about who she screws-over
8.6.25 -
* So H smashes-up her £3k telly and next day it purchases another one - oh to be BANKRUPT eh? What the eff are these USELESS Trustees doing about this then eh? https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15338617/katie-price-sends-harvey-back-to-college-early/
* AND - the photo on her SC reels where she is having her makeup done in the car definitely shows the passenger door of a new Capri which means they used the car she is making out to be Harvey's Motability vehicle to travel to Portsmouth when, BY HER OWN ADMISSION, she had packed him off back to College earlier in the day. So then, either she's lying through her Turkey Teef and it's not a Motability car at all (as we've surmised on here before), or she's breaking the fucking rules AGAIN.
* It blows £3K on a telly readily but shrugs off her monthly payments of £12,500 towards her debts - hope the Trustees are seeing this and noting it for her 'essential living expenses! Yeah haha of course they are.....................
* As to this alleged Motability car for H, don't new cars with a price over £45k come with increased road tax surchage for 3 years or so? Of course that will be an "Eessential" outgoing together with the £5k monthly rent, £750 weekly shop and all the beauty treatments which pretty much demonstrates that NOBODY can reasonably expect her to go without and pay that £12,500 That SHE agreed to be taken out of bankruptcy. Time for a GFM for skanky methinks, should make three & tuppence from Naked Rodney and Dave.
* So skank was "Forced to send H back to college"? You mean she didn’t need to keep Harvey with her any longer as the court didn’t issue a warrant for her arrest on Friday?

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
7.6.25 - he's coming back for another pop at the skank! Lets hope he doesn't bottle-out of this one like last time.

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
4.6.25 - she must have done something to upset Bong, otherwise why is she showing old photos of when he really was The Tiny Camp Lad She Wants To Marry instead of the Irritating Shortarse She Wishes She Could Get Rid Of? (see the Bankruptcy items above - deflection again along with all the Harvey nonsense!)

7.6.25 - It's hilarious that he was prepared to marry someone he didn't know for a television programme and he's still not married MEEEEE! after all this time she's been browbeating him She must be fucking raging about it.

Clan Grifter Gossip -
6.6.25 - It seems that 'Arry has kept contact with the lucky Escapee Leandro over the years and Edna "Likes him.............."
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35287292/katie-price-family-still-speak-ex-leandro/
There again, Edna retains contact with Boyson too as she grifts her Christmas sausages etc from his father

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
3.6.25 - She's still banging-on about this nonsense and she's dragged BFF Kokey into it as well!! Theres about as much chance of her having anuvva baybee as there is of her ever having another Manshun
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-kerry-katona-make-35327399
.and there you have it....!!! Pregnancy for coin.....
"...and now it looks like the women are determined to welcome a sixth child into the world, which they allegedly believe "would make a great reality show". Neither of these dried up,coke-addled old husks have a hope-in-hell of achieving it though - thank God!
* Kokey has already said she doesn't want more kids and the withered old corpse that is Skanky can't have another regardless of what she says - she's too far gone - so this is just made-up crap for clicks again and the media fell for it
* Closer mag too, but they've ensured to select the most hideous pictures of the skank to adorn this
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/kerry-katona-baby-pact-katie-price/
Seems like skank has accepted she can't get pregnant no matter how she tries to insist otherwise, therefore she wants Kokey to provide the Baybee for them both to use!

# Ouch!! -
3.6.25 -
3.6.25 - no invitation to screech at Glastonbury this year then? It seems the IoW festival have not offerred her a gig either - not even the one designed to clear the arena in record time with her screeching!
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That riposte is far too intelligent to have been from the thicko skank
4.6.25 -
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8.6.25 - Pride event -
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* "Normally, I would say that Burkas should be banned in the UK, but in her case, it should be compulsory that she wear one".
* Comment about Portsmouth Karaoke session aka Pride screeching
"She looks like an alien wearing a human body suit that hasn't put it on straight!"
9.6.25 - "She’s artificial, but not intelligent!" Comment under the DM article about her being the first UK ‘star’ to trademark her own Artificial Intelligence image in a huge six-figure deal. Looks like she’ll be able to pay off all her creditors now haha!

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
Rule #1 in Skank world - if it doesn't benefit her, it doesn't happen
* The Closer article -
That "Source" has really got it in for skanky!
3.6.25 - This won't please her - second place to the GC
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/gemma-collins-beats-katie-price-10233562
4.6.25 - The cancellation of that stupendously successful Trollops on Tour was bizarre to say the least, (because they are both desperados), however heres a snippet that might go a way to explaining it. According to a source on Facebook she's cancelled the tour because she wants more access to the little ones and with the SS telling her she couldn't do all those dates if she wants more access she pulled out thus devastating the viewing public. No idea how true this is though as several other scenarios fit the bill as well, ie it was a gigantic flop, but we shall see. Either way its not touring the country screeching LIES about the Ex-Husband Squad now, Woo Hoo!!!
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Panto & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
7.6.25 - scintillating backstage nonsense from her recent rubbish panto appearance Its thrilling stuff - filming herself vaping in the main theatre She actually pays for 5 tickets and gets more complimentary ones too. Buys Harvey buckets of popcorn https://youtu.be/XEYBIN68G2g

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
4.6.25 - She's grifting again! Will this be the third hideous meeedya warll she's grifted?
Which rooms & where though skanky?? Have you found someone stupid enough to rent to you or are you going to overstay your welcome to squat at the Rancid Rental instead?
5.6.25 - heres it's latest moneyspinner. Some "online sex worker" (whose bio includes "Natural born Findom, Verified homewrecker, Professional bully, Master of manipulating weak losers...") has paid Skank to do a Cameo video instructing said sex worker's (utterly pathetic) followers to send her money.
And whilst skank is doing this theres H sat in the back of the car listening away, (hopefully) oblivious to it all
Wonder if she'll palm this sort of thing off on her AI-generated Robo-Skank aka Skank-Bot when it goes live?
* an oldie here shoiwing the thing flogging off her manky underwear to perverts and weirdos £350 for that???!!!

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob/SC BS - 2.6.25 - The latest Snapchat crap from yesterday contained yet another trip to The Range to buy such essential items like a BBQ. It looks like H stayed in the car but shes walking round these shops thinking she's "A-superstar-about-to-be-mobbed" & nobody even recognises her nor gives a shit!! Its hilariously funny - what an old has been she is.
* Harvey was in her room at 5.30am playing nursery rhymes- she's having a right grumpy go at him.
* Down at the shops with H, her driving - no seat belts on either of them.
* Said she needs to get off her phone as she doesn't want to get done for being on her phone while driving.
* H needs another ipad - so he's smashed another one then
* In the Range in Horsham, spend, spend, spend, Bong is pushing the trolley so she can load in all her stuff.
* Bong says he's never done a bbq & she's calling him a dick. So she's bought a bbq plus a big full trolleyload of stuff.
* H has been left in the car, he looks tired - she got him a portable neck fan though. How generous of her!!
* Sunbed for skank at the tanning shop, Rookie left in the car again too.
* Theres a paddling pool for the dog back at the RR on the decking. Rookie constantly wearing a pink bow since her birthday.
* Topless H taking his meds getting ready for bed. H's bedtime routine??
"H loves mummy.........Her absolute world...........Rubbing his face..........." Sickening LIES
and even more shite from it
3.6.255 - yesterday's SC
*Harv woke her at 5am and got in her bed, she's KNACKERED, absolutely KNACKERED, she's tired and clearly fed up.
* And she's got to record her pod!!.
* The "Going on the train" - so it was just an excuse to go to her appointment with the Turkish Butcher in London. Bong is there too, she's constantly saying to H, "Go on Harv",- at least he has headphones on & can ignore her. He seems very good at walking ok without holding on to anyone H walks ahead as someone asks her for a picture.
*Seeing her surgeon, can't really hear properly what he says, but something about after 2 months not being able to shut her eyes, Bong adds "oh she's not worried about that................."
* Harvey rewarded with a muffin on the train back.(only one?)
* Bong wanted to dye his hair back to brown, he bought a hair colour dye in The Range for £1 and has done his own hair!. His hair is now quite dark looking (although looks a little blonde at the side)
* Skank is still on at Harv to have his hair coloured (today at Lou's place- he is getting hair highlighted like Bong's was)
* Harv going to watch her at Portsmouth Pride & she intends to bring him on stage too.
* Her nails are chipping again, so that will be another visit to the nail shop. Lucky Harvey eh?
4.6.25 - awaiting the latest SC rubbish from it - let us see if it differs in any way from what we anticipate-
Harv topless
Harv eating cakes/ chicken dinosaurs and smiles
Harv saying he loves his mummy
Harv sleeping
Harv shopping (Bong pushing the trolley like a good boy)
Harv in the hairdressers/ KP getting a blow dry
Mummy’s new nails/Harv getting nails done
The cats/dogs with Harv telling them to "Shut the f up" again
The SC dump
Mummy & Harv going to hairdressers, mummy getting her roots coloured.
Mummy is so tired and tired and tired and tired, because of Harv, Harv sitting in the front of the car. She won't let him choose the radio station.
Then they are driving up to Manchester to get some more product (CBD) staying in a hotel (it was Liverpool actually)
In the hairdressers, H getting highlights. At least the women in the hairdressers don't talk to him like a kid like KP does, KP keeps interrupting them when they are talking to him.
KP taking Harv on holiday in the summer.
H looks like he has orange spaghetti in his hair.
H asks if she is recording while KP screeching "Do you love it Harv?" at him
H wants green hair, H wants to hit the clubs, H will be "Nicking all the birds off of Junior".
Another sunbed
Then nails, H got his done too.
KP has already done a CBD chat with Supreme CBD - said she doesn't really do ads these days.
Every night she takes it, couldn't even remember the word pre-menopause,
Says she sleeps so well. (Why is it always moaning about how tired she is then??)
Taking the Lion's Mane for her ADHD.
Takes gummies in the day if she has anxiety.
Anthony swears on his children's lives it works.
She uses the cream on her feet too, as it helps.
All utter bollocks................
Says they're off to Manchester having stuffed KFC .
Gruesome.
5.6.25 - this week's portion of garbage from it. It consists of mostly moaning rather than last week's outbreak of RAGE
*She’s the most knackered person as she’s got Harvey, 5am he’s up and he doesn’t stop.
*She felt ill this week (hence why having H is even more of a chore)
*They went on the train to London (obviously for HER face appointment with the Turkish Butcher - nothing H might want to see or do)
*Next week they launch Jordan AI - The Skankbot! "It’s nothing to do with porn" she says, "There’s no porn!!" Righty-ho skank!
*Edna and Harry went to a vineyard & Harry got drunk.
*Skank sez she loves a Prosecco (or ten). BUT she "Never drinks at home!!", (She doth protest too much, the effing LIAR!!)
*Boring garden and fabric talk.
*She’s got loads of rubbish at the house, including 3 mattresses (Whats new there then eh skank??? Apparently they are all mattresses that Harvey has pissed through)
*Bought a bbq (Woo hoo! thats so exciting!!)
*Mentions Leo (one of the earlier Escapees), she's badly attempting to do his accent. Edna says that 'Arry still speaks to Leandro on the Internet occasionally.
*Having been outbid on her last manshun Edna says they're staying in her house one more year & doing it up. No mention of KP’s rental though
*Mobland talk
*Edna’s signal goes.
*Skank is "singing" at 9:30pm on Saturday, so she'd better start learning the songs. (Nah she won't bovva, she doesn't usually)
*H starting his skinny jabs when back at residential apparently. (Maybe Mummy can't be trusted to not nick the Ozempic for MEEEEE!???)
* This crap brings the word BORING to a whole new level
*It still sounds like it’s been recorded using old baked bean tins, at the end Edna drops off and Skank is barely audible - the sound quality on these Crapcasts is abysmal & that Ben seems to be useless beyond belief even if you take into account the bollockfest he has to deal with every week FFS!! His edit last week was dreadful when they cut out Skank’s rant about P with a pickaxe, nor has he sorted out the sound quality, in fact its total shambles, an absolutely amateurish production.
*No talk about moving this week, and there’s no sign of her packing up, wonder if she’s just decided to stay and she will need to be forced out - evicted again! - is she gonna squat at the Rancid Rental??
*Taking H to Pride on saturday; She’s on at 930pm so an hour after H's drug-induced bedtime - what a good idea Skank! We know she's sedating him but he also looks like he has health issues now as well which are exhausting him but hey Mummy needs to get some money in so bollocks to any of that nonsense!. Will also be very noisy at that time of night and we also know how H reacts to loud noises - yeah she's great Mum to Harv–Bear?? Nope she’s a total disgrace as a mother
* Jeez listen to this pair of old fishwives and the constant use of the word "Yeah......"
Even the microphone is dying of shame & embarrassment
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3592/3592864-219b794fe9793834b1cd22120591d6cb.mp4
5.6.25 - more rubbish on SC. Basically its the-same-shit-different-day and all excrutiatingly B O R I N G
* She was actually in Liverpool yesterday to collect her CBD "fix" & not Manchester - she forgot where she was. No sign of Bong (maybe a carer with her as Harvey was in the back of the car)
* Charging the electric car. Harv stuffing his face with a prawn wrap in the back of the car. He's also got a huge lump of carrot cake and flicked her the bird Poor Rookie there too.
*She says H makes food look so delish as he's stuffing it in his face, she films him the whole time, getting it over his nose, She's also blathering-on with her gob full again. (Disgusting manners all round then )
*Sunbed time again.
* Close up of H as he took her phone where he gives it the bird while dancing in his seat..
* She's back in Sainsburys to buy chicken, going to season it with a salad. She bought MORE muffins and another trolley load of crap to stuff H with.
* Now showing H taking his meds. It does look like she can't wait for him to go to bed. H wants cuddles and kisses in bed, she's looking at the camera the whole time, even while she's stroking his face. "Love you....... you love your mum don't you 'Arv..........., you're so cute..... kiss..... strokes....., kiss......" then telling him to not get her up early. All over the top & thoroughly sickening
*Ends it by saying it was an eventful drive back from Liverpool with Harv - wonder what he's smashed this time then?
6.6.25 - more SC rubbish -
* Charging the electric car again
* They' re both bored - she wants H to entertain her. "Say this..... say that......" Shethen calls him a dick and a funny bastard. * She’s got her bare feet up on the dash. No JJ in the car.
* H trying to sleep and she’s constantly screeching at him, as per.
*H got a haircut (today) so she must have an appointment too ready for Portsmouth.
*Tea and biscuits, covered in her bald pussies.
7.6.25 - loads of moaning on SC about spending so much time daily charging her poxy car - all because the landlord will not allow her to install a charger at the Rancid Rental. Every time she's there H is stuck in the back on his Ipad
* Portsmouth Pride event - its turned up despite the appalling weather. Obviously she needs the cash from the Meet 'n Greet afterwards as this is an unpaid fiasco - presumably H will be in the car waiting to be wheeled-out for exhibition https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3597/3597165-73e28904506bbedffc4095a3e8bd9f30.mp4
* I did not realise "Finally" only consisted of that ONE WORD throughout.................... She did not bovva to learn any of the songs lyrics then...............
* What the EFF is it wearing with the Carthorse Boots?
* Jeez its bad................ https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3597/3597237-a402a6de6e39d1b303149fd8b71e085e.mp4
* Best of all - look at it's Ricky Sawyer Arse!! https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8646-jpeg.3596041/
They'll be queuing up for that arse job - who doesn't want a torpedo-shaped arse half way up their back?
* Trying to engage the audience with her self-deprecating BS - "I knowz Ize notta singa but Ize just LUVVITTTT!"
* It really is one of the mysteries of the universe why anybody would want to book that - her so-called singing sounds like someone strangling a cat.
*
* Adjusting the flange again - it did mention to the audience about it's "Lips hanging out" earlier though
* It seems she persuaded P to go with her - Maybe H refused to go? P must be so proud of her mother's lovely singing, the outfit choice & gobbing off about having "Her lips hanging out...."
* So it did turn up late and destroyed the schedule
* She'll have turned up late on purpose in a pathetic attempt to upstage Nadine by throwing everything off track. She's just a nasty talentless jealous b1tch The organisers should told her to fuck off because she'd missed her slot in the programme & carried on without her! From the clips we've seen about 5 people max were happy she was there but it's clear everyone was there for Nadine - not skank.. Some Brain Deads were present though
* A Desperado, a Drag Queen (??) and A Girl who felt really uncomfortable being there
* Its just truly embarrassing, cringeworthy even............ https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3597/3597235-8e8b3d1cb6f993ce0d4c439a4826fa6f.mp4
* Look at this profile too and this
* https://tattle.life/attachments/videoplayback-mp4.3597918/ Another example of it's horrendous "singing" and loads more bullshit from it too, ie how much she LURRRVS the LGBT community (conveniently forgetting how she slagged off Alex and shamed him over his predilection). And that she's planning more surgeries and an even bigger arse!
* On a couple of videos on her crap "performance" theres a bloke on the stage in a see through raincoat thing, seeminglythere to encourage the audience to clap along & look interested in skanky's shitfest by waving his arms about & trying to look enthusiastic
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
3.6.25 - and on it goes with more Tweetmints & Serjerrys. You'd think it had done enough damage already but it seems it wants even more - yes more "Amaaaaazin'" stuff that she obviously thinks will rectify the mess that she IS in grim reality! WRONG!! There is no Miracle Cure for what she's done to MEEEEE!
I wonder if Doctor Bodge-it is happy with his work? Yet why is skank getting more bad work done when she already looks like her twin sisters, Jasmine and Princess, and isn't she supposed to be really 'appy with this current Face? Bring it on skanky!!! Woo hoo!
* So skanks been to see the Turkish butcher. Who of the 3 F's is Sophie the source going to use for a story and publicity?.
1, Family worried about Katie's plan for more surgery but can't talk her out of it, "It's Katie she'll do what she wants".
2, Friends worried about Katie's plan for more surgery and have told her not to risk it because they are concerned.
3, Fans all say the same thing, "please stop with the surgery Katie your beautiful as you are".
Or
Will the big guns be brought out for maximum effect and publicity? The kids are "worried and concerned for their mum's safety ahead of Katie's plans for more surgery...................."
* Wonder how long it will be now that Ricky Sawyer bloke is getting into trouble for them before she jumps on that bandwagon and goes to the papers with her sob story about 'look what he did to my perfect arse, I could have died' story too!
* No surprises really - some of the SC videos are sickening for the blatent USE of Harvey The one where Bong is putting the neck fan on him the stupid tramp is calling Harv "A plonker" & saying "Awwww you're tired...." when he's clearly been drugged up to the point he can't keep awake There is no do doubt this was done so he didn't kick off while she fucked off into the shop. And he looks squashed in the back of that car which merely PROVES that the car was aquired for MEEEEE! rather than the comfort of H. They may as well shove him in the back of a convertible or PFP's Transit pick-up
* And the one where the rancid old sIag shoves her phone in his face on the train while he's eating a blueberry muffin (because he's allowed a treat dontcha knaaaaw). Her choice of words drop her right in it...."HARV now you're on the train what have you got?" to which he replies "A blueberry muffin" which clearly demonstrates H been bribed to get on the train with no fuss & behave himself. And if he does his 'reward' is a blueberry muffin. It's abuse with food - "Be quiet..... do what Mummy says and you can have a cake". She is disgusting I suppose A Muffin makes a change from a 12 portion carrot cake though
*Google:
How often should you get hair dyed: 4-6 weeks.
How often should you get brows tinted: 3-6 weeks.
How often should you get gel nails: 2-4 weeks.
How often should you get lip filler: 6-12 months.
How often should you have sunbeds: 2 times a week (no more than 60 sessions per year).
How often should you have Botox: 3-6 months.
How often should you have hair extensions: (Tapes) 4-8 weeks.
How often should you have Lashes: 2-3 weeks.
How often should you have Facelift: 5-10 years.
Think we can safely say she exceeds all these.
* Nice shot of her bald batches taken from the riveting panto video

8.6.25 - and after last night's abysmal show in Pompey here we go with the usual bullcrap about "Sparking concern....." Who gives a fuck really??
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35310854/katie-price-concern-skinny-frame-performs-tiny-bodysuit/ Nice shot of her Toblerone shaped arse though

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
8.6.25 - Another The One Who Got Away - Noughties playboy who dated a string of Page 3 models including Katie Price and Rhian Sugden and even married Jodie Marsh is unrecognisable now - and leading a VERY different life | Daily Mail Online

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
8.6.25 - Well well well..................... At last someone has come out and said it....................


Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
2.6.25 - The media are lining-up again over skank's unfortunate menagerie.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-risks-angering-fans-35321373
They are highlighting this bit...
A representative for JRC Bullies - who had "gifted" the dog to the Loose Women star - told the Mirror at the time: "We are heartbroken that this has happened as we told Katie not to leave a small puppy on its own. We can't believe that the puppy was left unattended as we had left strict instructions."
They detail further incidents: "2 dogs have been run over. Puppies were found dead drowned in a neglected swimming pool. A horse was run over on a motorway. Animals just go missing in her home never to been seen again. It is reported that at least eight of Katie's pets have met untimely deaths while in her "care", including five dogs, a horse, and a chameleon.
* There is a comprehensive list in an early wiki - this paltry list comes nowhere near the truth of it
7.6.25 - "Look at MEEEEE! luvvin' a 'orse!!! Woo Hoo!!"

Still got the precious vape firmly clutched though, but weren't those disposable things BANNED last week???

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
4.6.25 - Its hard to understand HOW or WHY this headline hasn't set it off Slamming and Swiping?


Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
2.6.25 -It’s abundantly clear she’s fed up with him just viewing the latest rubbish it posted in SC, and don’t forget there is still a Carer she’s hiding behind the scenes who is actually doing most of the work of looking after him because she really cannot cope with nor be bothered with him at all.
* H is very difficult MAN now - he's certainly not a cute child. None of it is his fault that he has so many behavioural issues nor that he is on a cocktail of drugs just to keep him alive and to calm and moderate his actions, nevertheless H is a very challenging person to deal with and his birth-giver cannot do it nor can be bovverred to do it. Skank is not a good mother - she has failed at that spectcularly.
* It appears he has smashed another IPad which again empahsises he does seem to be becoming increasingly violent and quite scary given his strength and size - she is not happy about buying another Ipad though.
* This image of MEEEEE! with H that she likes to portray of her being wonderful and caring is absolute bollox! She is nothing of the sort!! Just watch her SC (she is treating SC as a lifestyle channel about MEEEEE!), where you can literally see that she often forgets herself when she clearly shows her annoyance and irritation with him, but sadly the are too thick to see it. There is no way she could look after him full time, he exhausts her & severely cramps her style whenever she feels she needs him there to Utilise to the Max..
* She has been heard previously a few times saying that she can’t wait to send H back as she’s "So tired when he visits". Good Mum to H? Nah, she really isn’t
3.6.25 - so it appears that the intention is to exhibit H at Portsmouth Pride this weekend and also at the following Meet & Greet (another Pay Per View) later on. So Harv, (who is normally drugged up in bed by 8pm), will be dragged on stage after 9.30pm to perform like a circus monkey late on Saturday night? Yeah, way to go, great parenting straight from the world's bestest Mummy
* No doubt he'll be dosed up to the eyeballs full of drugs & junk food to placate him with bagfulls of muffins on standby to shut him up But it's all absolutely fine because the morons will LOVE it...."Awww, she's such a great mum, taking him on stage....... he deserves a night out clubbing...... he deserves a treat........, he loves his mummy....... she loves him soooooo much & does it all on her own.........., if you've nothing nice to say shut up........ be kind#........ remember Caroline Flack........ you're just a fat ugly jealous troll because Katie is amazing.......blah blah blah" 🥱🥱🥱 Hopefully H will refuse to co-operate like last time she made plans to USE him like this
* This isn't recent but it shows what kind of "A Mother" skanky is. Its probably just as well H does not possess the faculties to understand what the thing has said about him
4.6.25 - She finally browbeat him into it then. He does not look amused either
* Notice a strange anomaly here though -
Harvey goes on a train - only because mummy has an appointment with her Turkish butcher in London!
Harvey gets his hair done - because Mummy has an appointment too.
Then he has his nails manicured as Mummy wants hers done.
Nothing was for Harvey’s benefit then. Awwll Abbbaaaahhhttt MEEEE! as per fucking usual.
* And as to dosing H up with medications to shut him up/zonk him out for her convenience, take a look at this video. In this awful video at about 5.15 in she mentions 'They have given him a tablet, Risperdone (Risperidone), making him sleepy.....'.
Risperdone is a really powerful anti-psychotic drug used to treat schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and apparently “irritability” in autistism. Its like trying to kill a fly with a cannonball,its literally no wonder he can’t keep his eyes open. It is said that it can also cause significant weight gain and lead to diabetes so if he is having this tablet on a regular basis it might explain the enormous weight gain/not being able to lose weight - plus the total crap she feeds him obviously doesn’t help. Effectively what you are faced with is drugging him for his behaviour to keep him malleable which means there is a minimal chance of his losing weight. Fabulous mother she is. https://youtu.be/aZ9_zAhSdbs
* That video made for uncomfortable viewing - apart from Harvey looking tired, he must get so frustrated and bored with her. The way she talks to him, slapping his chest... And it's not a tap, it's a full on slap. Stroking his face, all of it is just horrible. Then theres her saying about his nails, hair, beard... she's trying to make it sound only she sees to his personal care - I think not . She's hardly Birth giver of the year. Harvey behaves like a performing animal & its all learnt behaviour from the Price clan and all he's ever known effectively.
* If this medication is at fault, how come the experts at GOSH "Have no idea" why H's weight is steadily increasing or is this another quote from skanky itself on their behalf??? There is video evidence of skank shreiking that she "Doesn't know" why H is so massive "because he doesn't eat that much..............." Compared to what exactly? An elephant perhaps??
* Oh and IF this drug is at fault then it scuppers skank's claim that H has Prader-Willi Syndrome and in fact that yet again she has LIED???
* She's priming us for another "event" utilising Harvey, trying to make out it's His Idea again. He is far more likely to Hit The Clubbers than "Hit the Clubs And look at those ridiculous Highlights! It looks like ginger maggots in his hair
* Skank really is keeping the carer hidden now. They must be sat next to H in that car but reckon Skank tells her to be quiet when’s she’s filming H and to go outside the room when she’s filming H in the house. Someone said earlier they spotted the Carer on a FB post, so Skank slipped up there! Currently she is playing the Solo Carer Mum for all she’s worth.
*Another utilising video on Face Ache. She cannot even hide the fact she's had enough of H now and Bong doesn't want to be filmed by her either.
She says "So far so...." waiting for Harvey to finish her sentence like he's been taught to but he doesn't respond correctly so she says it again "so far so....." . Harvey responds with the wrong word "Quick" and she quickly corrects him saying "GOOD!" - his response is "Sorry, oh yeah" It appears then that his immediate reaction is to apologise for using the incorrect word to finish her sentence because he has not done as Mummy instructed him to do - that is beyond sad
That little 1 second response from Harvey speaks volumes about what really goes on chez skanky
* Now its posted a delightful little video of H taking his bedtime medications - what next? H having his adult nappy changed for the delight of her Brain Dead clique? Who the hell is interested in him swallowing loads of pills anyway when we see enough videos of him stuffing copious amounts of food and rubbish in his face - do we really need to watch him downing pots full of tablets as well? Why does she think this is interesting?
6.6.25 - Screwing some MEEEEE! out of H's supposed Ozempic/Monjaro trip next week. Thats IF it happens of course because she may well be LYING again, the big giveaway is that Edna didn't join in any conversation when Skank said it ... Edna doesn't comment when she knows its utter shite - its always a clue.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35278564/katie-price-harvey-weight-loss-jabs/
* Those High-lights They're GINGER - not blonde!
It looks like seagull doo on his head
7.6.25 - The latest shocking photo of H. Even so skank is happily posting a video of him "taste testing" MORE junk foodstuffs https://youtu.be/XlCR-LHCJUw
Is she hoping to get paid for a promo by Walkers Wotsits featuring Harvey / MEEEEE! ?
* They're a gruesome twosome, but then the idiot Bong joined in making it an Even More Gruesome Threesome. That orange chemical-ridden shit she's feeding Harvey is 758 calories per pack, so the two packs (to serve FOUR people) gives him as a "snack" equals 1,516 of calories!!. And awwl because obviously he really needed 2 packs of the crap didn't he? Always a fab idea to serve a morbidly obese man enough for 4 people innit
*She's desperate isn't she? Trying to be an influencer now? She's exploiting H to the max for coin. Literally nobody watches her Yoochoob & nobody wants to watch your morbidly obese son eat enough processed crap for 4 people. Actually, stet that - a tiny amount of morons will love watching this with a chorus of "isn't he cute.... I love him....... he's soooooo funny...... you're such a brilliant mum.......Harvey you're sooooooo clever cooking allllllll on your own...... he's allowed a treat....." twats
* Mummy is totally desperate for a show with her & Harv isn't she? She is absolutely useless in front of a camera, like a Woodentop puppet. She has zero talent in anything other than being a paid wh0re And even that's going AI because nobody wants Katie Price real time
8.6.25 - and why was'nt H at the Pride do? Some rubbish from SC now - it seems H smashed up her big TV & she was really pissed off & annoyed that she sent him back to college early!! Bong & the carer drove him back and thats why H didn’t appear last night. Naturally Skank couldn't possibly live without a gigantic telly so went off to buy a new TV, & that’s why she was late & held up all the proper acts at the Pride event. She was reallyfurious with H, quite angry with him but somehow managed to film it all and post it for her Brain Deads
* Just bear in mind that skanky's poor little dogs are kept caged underneath her poxy television - imagine their terror when H kicked off. He is dangerous
* and he hurt himself whilst attacking the television but does Mummy care? No she's too busy filming her anger at him
Heres what he did punching the TV
Yet she's more upset about her smashed gigantic television screen than his bleeding hand. Why "send help!" anyway ??
* She said that Bong had driven him back, so presumably there would have been a carer there too as he couldn’t drive with Harvey alone. Mother of the Year went back to bed while good ol' Bong the flunkey drove HER son back
* She also had to make mention that she has J&B all day today so another reason to get rid of H early.
* Lets take a look at what H's 'Oliday With Mummy consisted of then:-
In the last couple of weeks Harv has had her bloody phone shoved in his face constantly..
Multiple times while trying to sleep in his own bed, mummy stares seductively at the camera while pushing up her boobs into him.
Had to constantly tell her what a wonderful mummy she is
Filmed while he was trying to relax having a hair cut and hair coloured, visiting the nail salon on multiple occasions
Made to tell the dogs to "Shut the F up!" and encouraged to swear
Filmed multiple times eating his dinner, piles of cakes etc
Filmed eating a four person portion of some E-number riddled junk food
Filmed for her YouTube channel eating 2 plates of pasta
Been filmed while being told off and then told he would have to go back to college, also she said "Wait until I tell nanny!"
Telling the public how many mattresses he has ruined
Dragged to an appointment about her face
Dragged to the supermarket and filmed shopping, asked if he wants one lot of muffins, or two.
Had to listen to her screeching constantly "Harv entertain me, Harv do this or that"
Filmed taking his medication
Filmed for SC, Posted on Facebook daily, instagram
Filmed just walking round the house in his pants, same in the car
H only seemed happy when being with his nanny the Wicked Witch of Wight, doing his frog stickers and going on the train, but that was it for the 2 weeks. Then she dumped him back for busting her £3k telly! Bet he was relieved to get away from her at last.
* In that awful telly-smashing video she screeches at him that she's "Going to tell Nanny" what he's done; He obviously has some sort of a respect for the WWoW so this was a threat
"Mummy’s telly..... Mummy’s speshul telly......, Mummy’s big, big speshul telly..... how do you think MUMMY feels 'Arv?. Now mummy’s got to go and get a new telly, now you’ve smashed-up mummy’s big, big speshul telly!!! Wait till I tell nanny wot U dun....…" Skank ought to be feeling Fully Blessed (lol) that he smashed up her poxy telly - according to her in the past Harvey only smashes things when he's really happy so she can use that to show how much he loves being at home with her! Remember when he first went to Star and smashed up a mini fridge? She said it was a good sign and showed he was happy there but its very different when its HER STUFF being busted up by his thuggery!
* According to Harvey he smashed the tv cos he wasn’t happy with what was on it - fed up with endless videos about MEEEEE! perhaps?. Wonder who is lying then - and its not H? Yet isn't it peculiar that only last week skank was banging on about how she can't wait to get her Noo Meedya Wall fitted, et voilà! - H conveniently punches a huge hole in the existing telly screen
* An entire video devoted to Harvey MEEEEE! making up a ready-mix carrot cake that he undoubtedly ate in one go. Look at the colour of her though - she darker than he is!!
* Furthermore on the topic of this grossly obese man eating all this absolute muck, check this out.
Carrot cake mix is 425 cal per 100g.... so around 2,125 cals for the whole cake... plus the 1,156 for the mega-portion of Cheesy Wotsit Mac & Cheese equals 3,641 cals in one sitting if he ate the mac and cheese followed by the carrot cake for pudding...! We won't mention all the fats, sugars and saturates...! (For info: Recommended intake for an adult male is 2,500....)
* The Browkern Telly - no mention of H's bleeding hand though because its only the busted telly that matters to skank
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15338617/katie-price-sends-harvey-back-to-college-early/ and now the Mirror too
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-sends-harvey-back-35357362
* There was a comment earlier today on the Mirror article about H's telly-smashing escapade. Someone posted that H's last carer reported Mummy's abuse to the college and H was promptly appointed a new carer Likewise they also mention that people were contacting the college but the college cut them off..................... Sadly they all seem to get sucked in by her ‘Poor MEEEEE! routine & her "Men have treated me so badly" mantra. She’s a class A manipulator.

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
2.6.25 - Wonder who the source is this time and also why the Skank's rep refused to comment?
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/2060285/katie-price-children-princess-junior#comments-wrapper
* You can almost hear it - "But but but but the media are always making up lies about her.... None of its true.... She's a wunnerful muvva.... (clears blockage from throat & falls about laughing...)

3.6.25 - nevertheless a bit of mileage & vengence to made out of P with this rubbish https://youtu.be/EBGPTK04rc4
* Do you see the pattern here? Last week we had the article about P&J being advised to keep their distance in public from the rancid old sIag & what does she do in retaliation? She posts this load of old shite featuring Princess to PROVE "Iye Iz Wite!".
* Clearly P has been added to piss Peter/Claire off because here we have skank behaving like a spoilt brat trying to get one over on the situation where she's been warned to keep well away - so she posts this to have a pop back. Top mum right there skanky
* In any case, she wasn't partying with P though ... she was doing her Karaoke at Butlins ... sad cow In fact skank's nasty little video was nothing but a set up, a heavily doctored video of MEEEEE! with P added to it of them supposedly "partying togevva" which skank had created as a revenge for the rebuff to her demands for a starring rôle in P's telly show. Princess needs to have a word & tell her 'mother' to STOP posting these made up videos & LIES then step away from it pronto. Skank really is like a turd floating in a swimming pool.
* P has just stated on her SC that she is NOT going on Love Island and does not know where that idea even came from. Well P love, it was straight out of your mother's gob, thats where it originated - she's telling more LIES about you even now!!

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
3.6.25- awww how touching! DL is history now though of course
* Ricky Sawyer (Mr. Dodgy BBL) is still getting slated in the media and with every item slagging him off there is a mention of skanky who promotes him!
* Unlike the skank, it seems Ricky has managed to get his own tv show! https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0028253
7.6.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-shows-true-colours-35349446 Kezza ain't at all happy! Skank can't afford the financial risk of Trollops on Tour (probably can't even pay her part of the current investment in venues) and thought she could just walk away and leave KK and Arsehat with the debt ... but they aren't going to let her!
“The tour is still going ahead, of course it is,” she said. “Because of Katie’s childcare issues, we’re maybe going to rejig some of the dates, that’s all – we’ve not shelved it!”Arsehat seems like a nasty piece of work ... hopefully he makes her bankrupt again
8.6.25 -

Only Grans and Suchlike -
5.6.25 - OMFG! Disguising the missing raspberries again though Do men actually find this attractive- well any normal men that is, those aside from Naked Rodney & Dave the Weirdo??
* A Tattler has done a trial run on this AI chatbot site to see if it is Porn or not, and guess what? Yes it is PORN no matter what skank insists to the contrary - the AI Skankbot IS of a porno derivation despite what skank says to the contrary, nor will it be long until this stuff is leaked onto the Web.
Heres what it pronounced on the Crapcast that this stuff ain't P O R N
"Nothing to do with porn. Theres no porn....................."
*And there you have it - skank sez it's NOT porn but we shall see eh?? We believe her don't we?? Skank meanwhile does appear to think it’s a Lifestyle thing she's doing perhaps because they sold it to her that the s will be chatting to Jordan about her life and the usual bullshit, however Skank this is not it. It will be horny guys wanting to talk dirty with her, and presumably the skankbot twin will respond appropriately. Anyway in a few days we’ll see what this AI Jordan Skankbot is all about Heres her latest promo for it
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3593/3593795-bf021a19862b52cc9a50a304979af4d0.mp4
* Chatgp are "Using old pictures of Jordan" she says. Anyone want to lend her the photo of her hiding her Nokia cos that'll set the pervy punters off racing
7.6.25 - the latest ad for her sleazy Skankbot - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3595/3595497-7da2a62ed93074eb7ad3c112e4ce6303.mp4
Is she finally admitting OhChat is a bit porno??? One small thing though- no one’s looking at Top Shelf dirty books anymore and do men really want to Tommy Tank over her fake image from 25 years ago anyway? Is Nostalgia Porn a thing? What a waste of money when it’s all fake, but I guess the Naked Rodney types will think it’s real Skankbot's voice sounds more like AFP though, a rasping old witch
* Even her "fans" are questioning the Skankbot idea

It appears that even the are waking up to the fact this isn’t what she has been saying it is. Porno Katie has arrived and the fans are getting confused
9.6.25 - Here we go with the media picking up on Skank Bot, all gleefully told by her chief arse-licker Clemmie who has been brought out of mothballs to lie about this Non-Porno Pwoject.
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15339374/katie-price-ai-jordan-celebs/ So this IS her big secret project that she was going on about being the first British person to do then? Not exactly something to boast about though is it? But at least if she is getting a 6 figure sum for it ( highly unlikely) she can afford to start paying that £12,500 a month she is supposed to be paying can't she?
"As part of the deal, she was given 30 phrases to say so that the company, OhChat, could produce a walking, talking, 3D version of the pneumatic model. They include “I like going horse riding,” and “This week for dinner I’ve got beef burgers”.
* You can take a couple of zeros off that amazinnn' figure for a start. The story back in the day was that she was worth £45 million due to her "bizness empire" when in reality her entire net worth at her peak with PA was more like 4.5 million at the most. Recently she has been claiming she was once worth £100 million (NEVER) and is apparently going to 'Get it back' (NO CHANCE) - then theres the £50k she claimed she got for Arsehat's Xmas Panto was actually more like 5K including expenses. Nor has she 'trademarked'' anything. She has sold the rights to her image and use of her voice to a dodgy, foreign, unknown,, AI porn chat set up ... the only good thing about her bullshit financial stories is that it makes the Bankruptcy team demand answers -finally. The equally dead- eyed, emotionless psychopath Bonnie Blue has more business acumen than skank (but has had less dicks)
* “She owns her own copyright but has done a deal which means her image can be used for anything from TV shows to Only Fans — and she doesn’t have to do anything, it’s all done for her. It’s incredibly canny. Carmen Electra has done it Stateside and she stands to make millions. The plan is to do a photo shoot, Kate standing next to Jordan, and then she’s been approached to do a TV special whereby she interviews her younger self." Thats a nice bit of arse-licking from Clemmie Crawl-Arse again
* Why is she allegedly being paid 6 figures for a sex chat website when this makes it sound as if her licensing deal for the "Jordan" character is much more extensive?. They can exploit the image in any number of ways on all kinds of media using AI.
* and yes its up-and-running No freebies here - you gotta pay from the start! Skank Bot is offering role play and sexting. Oh dear, t’s not about skank having beefburgers for dinner nor horseriding - IT IS SEX CHAT. That means Clemmie has lied again
*But just who the fuck could possibly want to hear skank interviewing herself? The poor AI Skankbot wouldn't get a word in edgeways for a start and if it did and didn't give the answer she wanted she'd argue with it then accuse it of discrimination.
Skank - “Am I liyke you fort I’d be?”
Skankbot - “ No , am I liyke I fort you’d be ?”
Skank - “ You iz liyke I fort you’d be “
Skankbot - “ An' I am liyke you fort I’d be? “ ..................Ad infinitum
* She really does think it's another way of telling the same old lies and not being responsible doesn't she? Its hard to believe that AI is as dumb as Pricey - its the Artificial Imbecile whereas skank is the Real Fing innit!