Katie Price 89 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
22.7.25 - This appears to be someone in-the-know as regards Skanktivities. Things don't look good eh?

So the new SW is not a Dim Lynne clone after all and won't take her shit & Lies?
* Rookie has been promoted to be her Emotional Support Dog now which explains why the poor soul has to go everywhere with her stuffed in the car footwell.
24.7.25 - heres an interesting comment on the Mail's Despêrado article

26.7.25 - Interesting............... No wonder she has to re-charge that ridiculous car twice a day if she's thrashing it about the country speeding like she always does.
* Skank got done last year in March 2024 for driving without a licence & according to the article she got 8 points, but in Nov 2023 she got 3 points as well for a speeding offence, so that's 11 points on her licence. So then, if she's been done recently for speeding yet again that's another 3 points and an automatic 6 month ban or longer being a repeat offender.
Wonder how long the red tops will sit on this story if skanks has been in Court and got another ban because it'll certainly cause a backlash and seriously hurt her earning potential because even fewer will risk hiring or working with her, plus it means she will have to hang onto Bong even longer to keep her chauffeur.

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -

This is "seksi" in her Dubya circles............
25.7.25 - Grim innit?
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14940423/Katie-Price-flaunts-assets-skimpy-butter-yellow-bikini-wears-bizarre-huge-mirror-visor-beach-Dubai.html
Comments are ace though

29.7.25 - Wonky everything! Woo Hoo!
31.7.25 - Been through a hedge backwards obviously
Heres a lovely one. Funny how that chair back looks like one of her wandering ears....

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
22.7.25 - so after some moron allegedly pops up extolling the sheer brilliance (and font) of skank's last epistle, lets have some real reviews rather than ones from Edna in disguise!

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1.0 out of 5 stars Very disappointed
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 July 2024
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I am a big KP fan and had pre-ordered this book. Very disappointed. I found myself skipping over chapters. No detail and not like her previous autobiographies. I went to her show and she marketed it by saying it would blow your socks off the things she was disclosing. I found nothing like that. It’s her choice what she tells us but it’s was marketed completely differently to what was produced. More like a reflective piece of writing, sort of dear diary and a bit f you to the press.
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  Sarah
  1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of time
  Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 18 July 2024
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  I am a Katie fan love her. I was excited to read this
  
  To me it seems more like her getting her point across about the bad things she’s done like drugs, she doesn’t seem remorseful just wants to slate the press and everyone else. Nothing in the book you won’t find on google or her podcasts.
  Sorry Katie I love you but it’s a no from me
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  Lindsay.
  1.0 out of 5 stars Below average
  Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 22 July 2024
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  I pre ordered so luckily only paid £6.99 for it. Dull and boring. Tells you nothing that we didn't already know and repeatedly saying same thing over and over about her 30 years in the industry- yawn. Don't bother wasting your money.
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Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
30.7.25 - this picture is a good indicator as to the state the Rancid Rental will be in without ol' Dim Lynne clearing up after her - look at the shredded sofa! No wonder she's grifted another one!

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -

Because thats all he is - her Driver!!
22.7.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-splits-jj-slater-35595393
And yet the plonker is still there running about after her like the dogsbody he is!!
22.7.25 - Birmingham Mail comparing the little bag carrying mannequin to a proper handbag, only not as useful
Also as per usual whatever she states is not true then it is? She HAS been unfaithful to Bong (probably countless times) behind his back and sexting random potential Eggs hoping to get a bite from one which is exactly the same form as with ALL the multitudes of Exes. Plus it was very nice of her to confess she is an addict to anything that gives her a rush
"The source said: “JJ has seen the messages, DM’s sliding in and out from other men..... Katie isn’t upset. She even joked with her pal, ‘New house, new start!
"I change men like handbags, but handbags are more useful!’ He’s gutted, but Katie claims she has not been unfaithful or been going behind his back and sexting other men.Katie loves the excitement of the chase and being chased. If it’s naughty, then she’s in. She craves the dopamine rush and is a self-confessed addict to anything that gives her a rush and instant gratification. She lives for her next hit, and sadly, JJ is just another statistic of collateral damage.”
* She doesn't give a shit about ya Bong yet there he is still fawning over the rancid old slapper
* And, 'Handbags are more useful' ... that pretty much sums Sideshow Bong up, he being the tiny camp lad she can be arsed with
* As for this "New house, new start........................" She can't find a new house though can she? Nobody will let her have their property for obvious reasons
* Well skank has got what she wanted IF Bong has packed his bags and walked out on her because she can now run to the tabloids with any narrative she wants on "The split", her blaming him like she has every single other Ex for everything as she has done since time immemorial. But one things guaranteed in this fiasco - it won't be her fault for "the split" of course and she'll somehow be The Innercint Victim yet again. Coercive behaviour, bullying, drink & drug issues, cheating, lying to MEEEE! and ALL the rest of it will be thrown out for the media to pick through like scavengers once they've paid her, otherwise it'll be "All lies abbahhhttt MEEEE!" yet again
23.7.25 - he says all that spiel and yet look at this! Sitting there like a Good Boy whilst it has it's barnet done again

24.7.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-breaks-silence-jj-35610448 Here she goes denying The Split with Bong which is pretty tricky considering it ain't no Relationship anyway. The breakup story got zero traction because actually NOBODY gave a shite about it, so now she's launched into the Not-breaking-up Story to attempt to wring the juice out to thus detract attention from her unfortunate physique and all the rest of her crap. In fact absolutely no one cares anymore since she has done this old nonsense with the same old break up crap over-and-over again with every single escaping Victim, to the degree its just boring now. Nobody gives a monkey's about either of these morons - neither her nor Bong the village idiot
25.7.25 - Showcasing the merchandise again, the bandy little twerp is strutting his stuff catwalk stylie in his platform shoes.
It's bad enough being a short-arse, but being a bandy short-arse seems so unfair. However, being a fugly, bandy, short-arse is nothing short of tragic - and he's lumbered with the skank too!
27.7.25 - Oooooh look! Bong has stamped his little feet to demand attention thinking skank gives a shiny one about either Him nor his opinions He's only there because
1. she can't find a replacement aka The One 3699 and
2. she needs a chauffeur to drive her around the country on this chronically bad "Tour" crap she's doing with Kokey.
Fact is, as soon as she's got another victim lined-up, he'll be out on his little arse! https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-boyfriend-jj-slater-35624066
"JJ has had enough of all the drama,” they claimed. “Katie isn’t responsible with money and has been struggling with the moving situation, which JJ feels she sometimes takes out on him. He has given Katie an ultimatum, explaining that she needs to start taking accountability for her finances and get her ducks in a row – if they’re to have a real chance together.”
Yeah that'll do the trick Bong.......................
*"Katie has been renting a £5,000-a-month new build since being legally forced out of her ‘Mucky Mansion’ property in May last year, following a bankruptcy declaration in March 2024. She had owned the home since 2014 and it was sold last December.
It’s thought that JJ has been living with her in recent months, but last week it was reported the reality star had moved out and they had gone their separate ways. While our source said this is not the case and the pair are still very much in a relationship, they did claim the pair have issues they need to tackle.
Katie and JJ are on the rocks,” claimed our source. “He is half living with her and half not – it’s a tricky situation at the moment. He feels like, when they are living together, he becomes a chopping board for her to take stress out on, so that’s something that needs to change.”
* Awww you mean she's abusing poor wee Bong? And theres her - a staunch advocate against coercive nehaviour, bullying, twolling and all that stuff eh? Well well well..........
* "He feels like, when they are living together, he becomes a chopping board for her to take stress out on, so that’s something that needs to change.” That roughly translates to - she's abusing him, treating him like a punchbag, good old reliable abusive Skank just doing her normal thing to the current Victim then
* This pretty much looks like her usual pathetic attempts to drum-up some interest in MEEEE! with this moronic "relationship" LIE she's trying to foist on everyone, both these cretins pretending its REAL when its perfectly apparent that it is not. The entire fiasco is predictable and boring for next we have the imminent Turkey trip for skank and Bong who is going to have his Turkey Teef reorganised, for here they are trying desperately to raise some interest in the fake showmance nonsense This garbage is the 3rd story in less than a week!!. Times must be hard if skank hopes she's going to make enough coin selling stories and pictures of the endless lists of welationship cwises - stand by your beds because here we go with the usual List to work through
Make or break again.
Crisis talks.
Engagement ring shopping.
Wedding dress shopping.
Romantic hand-holding walks.
Pool side sun cream applying.
Then follows..............
Skank's next lot of surgery pictures.
Bong's Noo Teef pictures.
Skank ooozing pus whilst doing sekssii foters in the pool
* "Rose to prominence........................." They're taking the piss surely?
AND - theres no mention of his totally believable 'Penny stocks millionaire' status, plus it seems Bong in fact doesn't earn enough through his world-faymuss Tshirt business to be her rental guarantor anyway ...
30.7.25 - the latest items from FLAB Fashuns where it appears he has gone OTT using skank's face-blurring filters. That head's had the filter smudge that skanks so good at using although the image is missing the mandatory man bag tucked under his little arm.
The strange thing is that The Penny Stocks Millyunayre's whizzo company is teetering on the point of going under, It certainly looks like they're going under with £2.02K in the bank plus whatever stash of unsold goods is sitting in skank's rental property. Note also that Skank's Chauffeur is not a company director either, he's simply the "Director of Fashion". La-di-da.
"FIRST G A Z E T T E N O T I C E
1 2 4 3 7 9 7 1 FULLY BLESSED LIMITED
Publication date in the Gazette: 01/07/2025
The Registrar of Companies gives notice that, unless cause is shown to the contrary, the Company will be struck off the register and dissolved not less than 2 months from the date shown above.
Upon the Company's dissolution, all property and rights vested in, or held in trust for, the Company are deemed to be bona vacantia,and will belong to the Crown. " FLAB is off down the
* In any case, IF he was this Milyunayre then he surely would be acceptable as Guarantor for the next property skank wants to trash? And yet? Nope, skank cannot find anybody willing nor stoopid enough to guarantee £5k+ pcm for the many occasions she ain't gonna waste her dosh on something as peurile as paying the rent or bills, ie the Guarantor will have to fork out instead. Strange that NOBODY is willing to front that for her eh?? One might think she has a reputation for knocking people for money she owes.............................
31.7.25 - No wonder skank has been denying all this split stuff vehemently - she needs Bong after all!!. Word has it that HE is her Responsible Adult who has to be in attendance in order for her to see J&B and had she ditched him there would be no seeing the children!!! - Bong has literally got her right where he wants her!!
* Quite how that idiot is considered fit enough to supervise them is unbelievable when he doesn't seem to be able to even tie his shoelaces and is stuck at the mental age of about 16 - there is nothing of substance about him, he’s a permanently grinning, stoned fool. Bunty is more savvy than that man-child!! Honestly the social work around her is abysmal though as many of us know it often is due to stretched resources, and I do think in her case they are way too lenient with her time and again. The corruption of a SW, Dim Lynne, never seemed to come with much consequence either- that should have ended any access other than supervised contact centre visits until they were 16. One of our few wins was the removal of the kids and sadly she may even win that battle eventually. Grim

Clan Grifter Gossip -
23.7.25 - Buttering-up the WWoW
"Der leest yers can doo is be me Garantorr fer a noo rental innit!"
31.7.25 - here comes a pile of shite from Edna and The Clan regards skeletal skank. Apparently, according to those imbeciles its due to her VAPING - nowt to do with weight loss jabs, booze, drugs, rubbish diet or her cretinous "lifestyle" - nope its down to VAPING!! Funny how the general consensus of medical opinion don't mention that vaping turns you into a skeleton https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-family-air-concerns-35649062#comments-wrapper

# Ouch!! -
If a picture paints a thousand words......
29.7.25 - here come the Wakefield news again!
31.7.25 - Mirror article comment

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
22.7.25 - so (allegedly) as of last week Bong got made redundant from the post of The One 3698 and they are now "Just fwends......................." Recruitment of The One 3699 begins in earnest now, beginning with this statement to show how much in demand she is with The Weaker Sex (blokes). Hundreds of 'em according to Edna
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-splits-jj-slater-35595393
Strange too how the Mirror also publishes an article about Porta-Pottying in Dubya in the same edition
* If this is the case and Bong has fled from the cruel claws of The Skank, how come he's been in so many of her sm's in the past few days eh? AND - "a 19 month whirlwind romance.... "Doesn't that mean Oct/Nov time of 2023 when she started this "whirlwind romance" when she was still in a relationship with Cole (sink boy) Woods??... So oh dear, does that mean skank, (her being the perennial victim of cheating blokes), IS abusing men and furthermore actually lied when she said she "Never ever cheated on (add whatever name you wish) & never cheats when in a relationship" anyway ?.
* Taken from a recent vicious article in Closer it seems Bong has lost his "sparkle" in skank's eyes, but most likely Clan Grifter are more worried that he won't be around to act as buffer-zone and they're gonna be saddled with the thing on their case 24/7 again Perhaps skank swiped his "sparkle" to keep in a bag with his spine and his nadgers?
* As for their warning to Bong that skank was bored with him and to up his game immediately, one wonders if he hadn't realised skank was "Bored with him..............." all by himself already, based on the amount of other blokes she's shagged, BJ'd and let shit on her for a few quid? Thats a pretty BIG clue innit?
* Trying to trawl in another One for himself now, here (still at skank's rental) showing off his fine chiselled body with all those ropey tattoos scribbled over him

* Just waiting for this "headline" to hit the internet now
Bong however has "Just got rid of an old bag......................" end of.

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
21.7.25 - more gruesome images and grovelling about after it.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-almost-pops-out-35588707
This is called "Posed to perfection" believe it or not, that is according to the 12 year old journo using a stock phrase lifted from "The Katie Price Book of MEEEE!-isms"
24.7.25 - "I nevva use filters an' stuff.................." Yep she looks This Bad despite the weapons-grade filters slapped onto these dreadful images of it
* "Sparking concern..........." again. In actual fact NOBODY gives a frig about skanky but hey-ho!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36002366/katie-price-sparks-concern-worryingly-thin-neck/
27.7.25 - Oh gawd............ looks like another mug has interviewed the thing on a crapcast - more endless LIES then. What beans have yet to be spilled that she has'nt already blurted out 256 different versions of already? And if it's about someone else - isn't that twolling? Is that "Being Kind" anyway? Do other people not have mental health issues or is it only MEEEE! that is permitted Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos?
Same shit, different day.....................
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"How very dare they Inconvenience MEEEE! like this!!" And look at the thing - out in July dressed for January & wearing her carthorse boots!
29.7.25 - Next we have it gate-crashing someone else's stewdyo time and making it Awwwllll Ahhahhhttt MEEEE! as usual
Yep she gatecrashed it
How delightful and what a wonderful surprise to have bucket gob barge into your filming to wipe the shit with everyone else!! Lovely........
* Note the glimpse of her speshul Government-approved ankle bracelet that she likes to keep secret. A nice bit of ankle bracelet showing there skank despite your trying to blur it out, plus how did you manage to go in for your impromptu pic in trainers and have a picture taken wearing flip flops? Whose shoes did you take?
31.7.25 - excerpts from the rubbish in the Mirror about H changing residential.

Who the fuck else would video themself looking through a photo album??? ..and this bit.... 'just before my lashes'.... she counts time by her tweakments, not by her watch, obviously....! I don't think I've ever read or heard about anybody as vacuous as her...


"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
23.7.25 - Dunno what this rubbish is all about - possibly the "much-anticipated" Skank & Kokey Tour promo
Skanks not going to like that it looks like Kerry Kokehead has got daughter Heidi involved in this Tour rubbish with her and is doing promotions - no wonder then that skank has been love-bombing her mini-MEEEE! at every opportunity then! She needs P on this tour nonsense & P ain't complying!. Note the empty space by skanky - was this where P was supposed to sit or was the smell so bad nobody else would sit there??
31.7.25 - just listen to this sychophantic load of utter bilge about the crappy Tour nonsense
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3657/3657692-41157bc0e3ddfa6c5a94c661cea04aba.mp4

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
28.7.25 - Another Facebook Super-Braindead says skank took the kids to Butlins & that her & Bong are happy & having a baby!!! Funny then how she rocked-up on the IoW with H in tow then...........

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
21.7.25 - begging for someone to sort out her crap and do the packing for her when she's turfed out of the rental - its beneath her of course, its far too menial for MEEEE!.
Katie Price makes desperate plea as she reveals chaotic attic full of clothes and bin bags - The Mirror
* Plenty of moaning about how she can't find another place to rent because Those Bastards insist on having references AND a guarantor - its all so horribly unfair innit?
23.7.25 - Moddlin' more cheap and nasty garments from JYY, clodhoppering about the Rancid Rental thinking she's Amaaaaazin'. This JYY shit she "models".... how on earth is she a good advert for any company anyway? With comedy tits the size of those zeppelins none of these awful outfits would fit normal people anyway, as proven by The Revolting Green Dress saga last week when she had to chop one up to make a top then wear another to create a skirt, thusmaking a two piece sludge green outfit to fit Those Things in
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMV1y41NXMc/?utm_source=ig_embed
25.7.25 - So here it us using it's own sore arse as a new angle on flogging the CBD!
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-suffering-pain-inflammation-070000118.html
29.7.25 - More promos for Mr. CBD Like-as-hell you'd catch MEEEE! doing her muffin bulk-buys in somewhere as lowly as Morrisons - Waitrose or Sainsbos all the way woo hoo!

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
21.7.25 - Todays SC Dump is horrible, just tons of videos exploiting H, most of the videos feature him topless and its horribly apparent that his weight isn’t decreasing at all. Its very sad.
* Starts off with offering him Toxic Waste sour sweets (which he hates so why do it?) so he’s effing away at her while she laughs manically
* Another grotty video features MEEEE! yet again blaming him for smashing up her precious TV a few weeks ago, and asking him why he did it.
* She also said he was getting carrot cake later therefore there is no hope for this lad at all - his weight will not be addressed anytime he’s with her, nor will she stop pacifying H with calorific food & rubbih simply because she just wants a malleable subject for her shit videos
* Later she went horse riding whilst moaning about charging the car yet again, then said she looked really rough but she doesn’t care apparently! (Oooooh she cares alright - she cares very much - but at least she ain’t lying for once. She does look rougher than ever before)
* And just when did she decide that the big coconut forehead thrust at the camera and the little pointy chin mostly obscured by the pendulous scabby bottom lip was a good look? And of course the one side big / one side small top lip or yard-broom eyebrows?.
* She managed to travel up to London for some more lips & arse treatments etc, then H is supposed to be shifted after her MEEEE! time. Unbelievable!!! She’s had her lips pumped up again and is about to have her bum done - this is insane, how is she not suffering from serious health issues with all the muck she's having pumped through her system? What cowboys these people are performing these procedures when not one has any medical training whatsoever - no wonder her arse just looks worse every time she has another lot stabbed in, not to mention her destroyed face!
22.7.25 - Today's bucket of horse crap (and flies) -
*All the same old stuff we hear endlessly, re-pumped lips and bum full of
*She did take H to Southampton, she was in the back with him so Penny Stocks Bong must have been driving yet no mention of him.
* Dull and exploitative to watch. Reckon the South Downs stuff she posted yesterday was either old video or that person had her dogs for the day, can’t see that she had time to get up there.
* It's honestly like she's almost given up on trying to create any content at all, which ain't difficult when she has absolutely nothing of interest to offer . She looks & sounds knackered or maybe its a case of behind the scenes she's actually panicking about money & finding somewhere to live? The deadline draws closer every day
23.7.25 - More of same - moaning again about the car and boasting about her awful lips etc.................
* Biggest laugh of all - she denys using filters at all on her SC
* Witterring on about winning the lottery too
* she needs Botox.............................. yawn zzzzzzzz
* talking in a funny foreign accent
* Bongo's voice is heard there
* And yes its all brainless, boring & totally pointless content
24.7.25 - pass the sick bucket Featuring The Owl and the Shitehawk.........................
https://www.instagram.com/p/DMexCowsveK/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
25.7.25 - This year's British Podcast Awards nominees have been announced. Trawl through it but you won't see 'The Katie Price Show' anywhere. Can't think why not........................... ('cos its shit perhaps??)
25.7.25 - yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz SC Dump is as boring as usual.
*Vid of a street lamp while chatting to Harv who wants her to watch as it will automatically turn off. Two minutes later (yes, the vid is that long) it does... Woo Hoo!
* At 'Aywerds 'Eef train station with Bong to catch train to London to do podcast. Inconsequential chatter about how she's too hot (overdressed in a big jumper etc) but she looks like an Oompa Loompa because her makeup is too orange.
* Points out grey hairs in Bong's moustache
*Wants to know if dogs are allowed in cinemas (probably because she's trying to pass Rookie off as her "Helper Dog" or some such bullshit)
* Two hours in a schewdio doing podcast.
* In car back to station (no seat belts on either of them) Bong gives a riveting anecdote about how he went for a walk and a cyclist sat next to him on a bench and ripped out a large fart.
* She has to stand on the train on the way back - she points out grey hairs in JJ's moustache again.
* Back home, goes to cinema with Bong, Jasmine and Junior but not Rookie. Riveting stuff...
* This is how spectacularly B O R I N G her sm's are these days.
https://www.snapchat.com/add/katie-pricey/zQE-h5yiQ7awjJnkHApJkgAAgeHZha2lnbXB6AZhF4vE-AZhF4umtAAAAAA?share_id=7gr-x7nmT_Y&locale=en-GB
29.7.25 - More rubbish to fall asleep by Her SC Dump is so dull, just more exploitation of H, this time the thrilling footage is H drinking water. B O R I N G
*She had some photoshoot nonsense in front of a green screen in the Rental.
* It looks like she is out on her arse from the rental at the end of August as she said it was two months on a Pod at the beginning of July…..... thats one month Skank, that clock is ticking down
* After this she had her nails done again and went to Uncle Sams for her fast food fix.
* Finally she recorded her Crapcast for the week, (it went awol last week), This time she is utilising her her nieces since her own kids are not available for use. It does appear she cannot utilise her own children so therefore she is using these two girls instead to talk about woman’s football. Fascinating...........................
31.7.25 - Today's edition of bullshit from it -
* She had meetings, meetings, meetings all morning.
* Moaning about charging the car again.
* Picked up H - she must need to use him for something. He was in the back, Penny Stocks was driving.
* No mention of H’s leg, think we’ve been played here - was that an old photo? There’s nothing wrong with his leg & he showed no sign of being in any pain as she dragged him around the shops with H walking around freely.
* She gave him a load of junk food, Fish and Chips covered in mayonnaise then chocolate - he will never lose weight while she has access to him, so his future remains bleak.
* Despite all the meetings, she doesn’t have anything to do as most of her days are spent fucking around getting pampered, shopping, charging the car, and watching TV - that is all she does.
* Still no sign of her moving. All just B O R I N G bullshit again
* From the SC video taken in the car where she's (yet again) publicly shaming H for breaking the screen on his iPad this time. (He did it because he misses her, allegedly - not "Flies" this time although they're about the same nuisance level). He has an adhesive dressing on his right forearm. The videos are recorded in Tesco looking for the pens, she pans the camera down and it looks as though H is wearing a tubigrip or conforming bandage around his right lower leg and foot (same limb discussed yesterday)
*It seems pretty obvious WHY H is so upset recently having been dumped in new accommodation, living in an unfamiliar town, cared for by new staff along with the knowledge he will be doing the same again within months when his new permanent placement is available in Littlehampton - and yet skank makes a BIG DEAL saying on camera that's she's "Travelled all this way for just an hour!!!". Has she been told by the staff that she needs to attend due to his behaviour?
* It doesn't take a detective to hypothesise that he may well be harming himself because of the upheaval and stress he's experiencing, not in the sense that he's trying to take his own life, but he's potentially picking/scratching at wounds, hitting and kicking out at solid objects and taking his frustration out on the likes of his iPad and such. Very sad, but makes for excellent content for poor MEEEE!,being dragged away from her Tweetmints & inconvenienced so often doesn't it
* H's final destination in Littlehampton is still being built by Dolphin Homes, (the company she was grovelling about after back in May) Does it not strike one as rather strange that after extending his stay at Star College for so long they couldn't keep him for a few more weeks and help with his transitioning, rather than turning his life upside down twice with TWO MOVES?? Something fishy going on there and its not just her knickers
* This comes from Dolphin Homes own brochure, which aside from the typo 'Lense............." makes interesting reading when you take into account that skank already does all this stuff in Utilising Harvey to the Max. Wonder how they'll deal with that or if they'll simply fawn over Muvva of the Century like everywhere else has done?

* Now, if they're really going to follow this policy or theirs, the Skank is going to make things very difficult for them. She will not be stopping the H exploitation just because its in their brochure because it's a massive part of her online presence now, (some might say the ONLY PART), which is her getting full Useage of Harvey whenever it suits MEEEE! Yet nobody is willing nor able to put a halt on it to protect him from Mummy Dearest?? Be assured, there will be trouble ahead.....
31.7.25 - a new Crapcast hits the pan! Woo Hoo! Heres the acompanying bullshit quotient:
"We had a week off to catch up with ourselves but we are back with a bang and you won't want to miss this one.
When I returned from dubai, I was convinced that one of my cats, Doris, is pregnant. Well, if I can't have anymore kids of my own, at least I can have some little cat babies. I've started to set her up in my room so she has a little nesting area of her own.
Then Paul Pricey rocks up. They know how to keep my feet on the ground. If it's not the press talking about my weight, then it is my family. "
Off we go then -
* Starts off having a pop at Closer Mag for saying she has split with the Penny Stocks Millionaire. She calls them"Loser magazine" - so she's realised finally that someone there really hates her She actually sent them a message saying “What a load of rubbish is your story” then told Bongo she wasn’t putting anything out publicly to deny the story HaHa she really can’t be bothered with him anymore, she must know very few believe the fake romance, so she’s given up, just puts out a vague denial on this pathetic Crapcast of hers
* This is gold, here is her comment on the Closer page, no one else responded to it, haha no one cares
“Read it out. Just let the listeners hear it. Read it out.
It says, I've swapped JJ for a new man, like an old handbag.
That was their headline on the cover.”
And then you've replied, what a load of bollocks this is. What a load of bollocks. This is not true.
And I'm very much happy with JJ.
Oh, they still kept it up there. Has anyone else written on that post?
What have people commented underneath it, Ben?
Ben - You're the only comment.”
Basically nobody gives a flying frig!!!
* Had a busy week with all the kids at the weekend - righty-ho skank! - as well as Harvey leaving college on Friday. Boring H stuff follows about leaving and moving to Southampton. Edna is not interested in hearing about her bum filler so ushers it on to boring shopping talk & about the photoshoot with Kracktona All filmed by Edna for YouTube so real professional stuff
* They're Both house hunting although Edna is buying her place and not renting like her mega-star sister. Edna’s offers are getting rejected, ( she can’t scam the market), Clan Grifter aren’t used to getting knocked back.
* It looks like Dubai pottying paid her enough for a year’s rental as it appears she has the coin, and it’s why she’s chasing that Tania for a guarantor. Question : how do you get the money through a bank account?, We are looking at £60K plus suddenly appearing, anyone know how she does this without questions raised, surely it comes from her bank account Skank says she has two properties to choose from adding….
“So I know 100 percent I could get that one because luckily, the landlord that owns this one also owns that one. He's like, hey, I'm fine with you. There's not even an issue there.So there's that one........But I've also said about the other one, because apparently now you have to do 12 months at a time. So I said, all right, I'll pay 12 months up front then in your contracts. You can't save one at three years and that. You have to do it every 12 months. So I just said, all right, I'll pay 12 months up front. That way, I don't need to guarantee it's all paid for, done. So it shouldn't be a no. All right...... So I'm waiting to hear.
He has said he'll put the offer to the landlord. Now, if I get that one, even mum and Paul were excited about that.”
* She would be totaly lost without the word "SO.............."
* The current landlord surely cannot be happy with her when she has smashed that rental up & it stinks of dog and cat piss. I still believe she maybe requires a guarantor, perhaps she doesn’t even have a full year’s rental, it’s all so weird - she must be lying somewhere amongst this garbage
* She’s filming that secret project, (What? Another one?) And her movie is out in October - all three minutes of it
* Cat talk…. “So Doris the cat is pregnant. I don't know how many weeks she is, anyway, I'm set off an area in the corner for the cat. So, if she goes into labor or anything, I'll be able to hear her. So, when I go to the Isle of Wight, I'm going to have to have a house teacher to keep an eye on, because she can't be on her own.Well, normally, when I go away, I have people come in and do the cats, walk the dogs and whatever. But because I know she's going to be in labor, I mean, she might have them when I'm away.”…..The kids want her to keep one"
* Shouts at Bong to come down & keeps shouting - he still doesn’t appear despite her bellowing at him.
* They then talk about winning millions on the lottery,- it'll be that manifesting bollocks again............ Proof though that Her Empire is not building back up to previous celestial levels then when she’s obsessed about winning the lottery. Perhaps its because she knows she’s never earning big coin again?
* Christmas talk…. “Yes. I'm not doing panto this year. Unfortunately, I've turned down lots of pantos this year because I just want a nice Christmas this year. Yeah........ And because I'm doing the tour with Kerry...It'll be a lot.....I just thought, no, I want to have a nice Christmas. My new house - everyone could come to me.”
Sadly I think the real reason is that she wants to get her claws into J&B at Christmas to promote the LIE that they live with MEEEE! & that’s why she’s turned down Panto,. Let’s hope no one is stupid enough to let this happen,
* PFP is dragged on the Pod. He does say Love Island is a load of bollox and tells her legs are too thin & even the WWoW thinks she’s too thin - but Skank says she "Loves it woo hoo"
That’s about it, a lot of lies and bollox as usual
* However, this garbage is festooned with contradictions from the word GO along with being both hilarious and horrendous in equal measure.
Hilarious for the amount of full face videos of her speaking at Her Public rather grandly about her weight loss, how people shouldn't worry because she's fine & she is the happiest she's ever been now, then sniping that its a shame nobody cared about her mental health when she was suicidal (4 or was it 5 years ago? She seems unsure). Nobody cared about that because it was going on inside her seedy brain and not on the outside like this weight loss thats so apparent she looks like a deformed stick insect. And yes - she is the happiest she's ever been apparently because she's got no kids to persecute any longer nor the inconvenience of them hanging around expecting to be "Looked after". She must have said how happy she is dozens of times in the space of 90 seconds. "Isss awwwllll abbahhhttt MEEEE!" after all...............
Horrendous because of the awful videos of poor H. There he is again topless, very near the camera so his huge belly is in full view and doing his exercises which he's recorded for mummy to see but mummy has chosen to humiliate her vulnerable son once again for clicks and likes. The videos of him farting and swearing, calling the WWoW "a cunt" (and whilst he's right on target there, really there is no excuse for it whatsoever).

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
No she's "never shied away from her responsibilities" has she??
TWO bankruptcies already, that is having knocked a huge list of people for what she owes them, not to mention HMRC etc, and no doubt en route to a third. Not to mention the catalogue of LIES she produced to try to wriggle out????
* One of the Court documents about her available online described how she suddenly informed her Brief that "As a victim of abuse at the hands of KH, she was too traumatised to sit in the same "holding" room as he was" She then she tried everything she could to get this information inserted into the case being heard, but the Judge refused to accept any of it from her & ruled that she had never mentioned this before despite having several opportunities to do so, therefore it was too late now and that he did not feel there was enough evidence to warrant this. So one can easily see that even while in Court and in the middle of her hearing, she still tried to introduce false allegations of abuse & even more LIES against KH. She is a very very dangerous individual as we already know.
* Skank might well be fickas nor have an IQ beyond that of a bucket of pond sludge & she's certainly NOT highly educated, but oh boy she does know how to manipulate, cheat and lie because its second nature to her - its as easy as breathing.

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
22.7.25 - showing off more useless tweetmints that only serve to make her look even WORSE, but shame on The Mirror - no mention of how dangerous this procedure is and that people have actually died undergoing this rubbish she actively promotes!.
"It’s safer because it’s filler!" it proclaims - she's lying yet again then.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shows-new-classy-35591621
* "Look at MEEEE! showin' off me noo arse innit!!"

Welcome to skank's very own parallell universe, where we have a close to 50 year old scrubber showing off the results of a clearly botched procedure, where her raddled old arse is at a 90 degree angle to the rest of her wrinkled, malnourished torso. It’s just comical since any normal person would be contacting a solicitor, not boasting about how gorgeous they look. Absolutely off-the-scale delusion!
* Freakshow time
23.7.25 - a gruesome video of it writhing about showing off its revolting pumpkin arse.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35977455/katie-price-wiggles-bum-thong-fillers-bbl-injections/
* Ol' Skeletor is lookin' amaaaaazin! It looks like the mortician is embalming her
28.7.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/36061326/katie-prices-facelift-tighter-than-ever-bigger-lips-filler/
How can they say that her face looks tighter than ever when its just an orange blob blurred out by industrial strength filters...?

Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
27.7.25 - Back on with this little number to show what a caring person she is - yeah the sort that uses her son's autism for her own benefit every time.
Here she is preaching about autism whilst treating her own son like a performing seal. It's so obvious she has been coaching him too. Are we expected to believe that Harvey wants to do Cameos to "Make others happy"? Who would want one anyway???

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
24.7.25 - Passing off another horse as Wallis AGAIN! This animal is totally different to Wallis!!!
* and comparing her pregnant cat's boobs to hers FGS! The only thing skank and the cat have in common is that they're BOTH BALD, and thats it! https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14935639/Katie-Price-jokes-cats-boobs-look-just-like-hers.html
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35993074/katie-price-breasts-look-cats-hilarious-snap-boob-job/ No its NOT hilarious either
29.7.25 - trying to make out that she DOES look after her animals, moaning about all the pet maintenence and trimming the cat's and dog's claws.


Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
22.7.25 - going back to the raft of videos she posted on SC all featuring H, theres the video of her and co-animal abuser Bong feeding H the sour Toxic Waste sweets showing Mummy insisting he try one even though he clearly dislikes them due to the sour taste. H spits it out and then she demands he tries another?! He actually looks distressed?!! Because he isn't playing ball she starts to speak to him like shit to which he responds to by swearing and stimming.
* In the the other video he's laying next to her and demanding attention whilst she's sat "sending messages" You can tell she's already pissed off with him. As well as exasperation, there is a venom in her voice which he clearly picks up on, so he starts to get increasingly frustrated and swears etc, till she starts dragging her manky talons across his face to appease him.
* This is such an overtly abusive relationship where its perfectly obvious she clearly cannot wait to get rid of him to this new placement - but SHE NEEDS HIM CURRENTLY! He is wheeled-out for clicks, coin and clout, then hidden away as an afterthought when he has served his purpose again.
*And as to him smashing her Preshuss Telly, he states he smashed the TV due to the "Cats, dogs and flies"... Makes you wonder why there are so many flies in there to upset him - the cats/dogs must already be too much for him, but flies too.???.. It was early morning wasn't it, I bet those cat trays are absolutely rank, Can't see her cleaning them (in fact previously Bong or Dim Lynne were sent to do that job) but they are a magnet for flies. Horrible
Repeat again, H should not be anywhere near animals - EVER!
* Lets go back to when DY stopped paying for H, the time when he ceased to be a lucrative option for the skank to earn from, and all of a sudden he becomes "dangerous" enough to justify her packing him off into residential (Not paid for by her in any way, shape nor form either)
23.7.25 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35973838/katie-price-drops-son-harvey-home-booted-college/
Wonder whose fault this will be then considering she raised him all by herself (so she says often enough)??? And this article is not penned by Clemmie the Sun's Chief Groveller either as you can see!!
* 'Gutted his weight keeps going up'! it says, so WHY THE FUCK then does she keep shoving huge cakes, mega-burgers, giant pizzas, family-sized portions of chips etc into his gob? She's not in the least bit worried about him because its just a problem somebody else can deal with, indeed, all H is there for is because he's just an easy way for her to gain paid publicity & sympathy from the fewbrain dead 'fans' that are left- and nothing else
* Heres a new one though - Apart from the usual Prader-Willi lie, has ODD been mentioned as a diagnosis before?
"Harvey battles a series of debilitating conditions including autism, septo-optic dysplasia, ADHD and oppositional defiant disorder."
Now Auntie Google says ODD is a behavioral disorder, typically diagnosed in children and adolescents & characterized by a pattern of angry/irritable moods, argumentative/defiant behavior, and vindictiveness. It involves persistent negativity, disobedience and hostility, particularly towards authority figures. In other words he won't do as he's told and kicks off if questioned or doesn't get his own way. WWoW should have clamped down on this when he was little but its too late now.
* Plenty of theories about ODD - Its a Learned Behavior, some propose that ODD behaviours are learned through negative reinforcement, where children receive attention or get their way by acting out, says SEND. Sound familiar? They ought to have a photo of all that dreadful family Clan Grifter stuck on this Google page because every bit of it applies to them - they are root cause of all of Harvey's problems, they are the ones who created that violent, unstable & volatile person within his disability that is now pretty much unmanageable unless he is plied with food on demand like Mummy does for a quiet life.
26.7.25 - Posting more inappropriate images of MEEEE! with 'Arv, her with Those Things rammed up against him yet again. Plainly she think it shows what an excellent Muvva she is in that she can still be well-sekssii yet fulfill the role of a loving mother - WRONG on both counts! Just fuck off skank!! You are neither of the above!!! Note her gnarled hand pushing Those Things upwards into him whilst doing that knowing smirk because she is so sekssi........................
* Its all just attention seeking BS. Its inappoprate and she knows it but she is that desperate for attention she'll even take the hate watchers. ... no one is interested in Skank otherwise. She does it deliberately so that when people comment about it being inappropriate she will call them "Disgustink!" for even thinking such things about an innocent photo of MEEEE! and her useful,publicity tool! She does it time and time again yet NOBODY in the media even questions her over it.
27.7.25 - Heres a new low even for skank in a whole list of “ new lows”. On the way to get H she does a piece to camera asking if anyone wants a Cameo of him? . Wonder how many braindeads will want a “ Happy Birthday you cunt” video for their Granny's birthday? Three ? Four? Gotta extract that Benefit money from 'em somehow !!!!
Desperation reeks from every pore these days, its exploitation at its best Shameful. She treats her son like a performing circus animal and she's the ringmaster prodding him to do as she wants. Why don't the authorities step in to stop this? She really has absolutely nothing left to sell that anyone wants has she? It's actually hilarious that nobody wants a Cameo from just her so she is now having to use an appearance & co-message from Harvey to drum up interest. Why the hell is the very obvious & blatant exploitation of a vulnerable adult allowed to happen?
* A bit more mileage to be sucked out of H now
28.5.25 - More incoming boring bullshit utilising H to the maximum - visiting the WWoW! Lucky lad! In fact its just a thoroughly pointless pile of blurb - its absolute rubbish - but nevertheless very very wrong when you can face watching it.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-son-harvey-isle-124358855.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAF3T9A8KnE7aceQ0KAcAwO9nlAEJbIkFjtNttagbjU1xI7nWA7KpgLOXDjI2-gt5y56ek2Feez3lFmL7wrZKSPWdi_aAABcByjHbIW41ibXOPgEVMON1WUA8mw9O3S5Esbed9TU5mIKynTW9gWQp38lrYmF2_kmG92bSyURCqdEz
* It was rather sad seeing in this twaddle where Harvey was asking if grandpa would let him sleep over if he promised not to wet the bed. Jesus. How humiliating for him Why upload him saying that? It's just so fucking cruel?!
* It was not sad seeing the rest of it though -
"Oh Harv....he's soooooooooo cute & sooooooooo funny....... " sez the Brain Deads, especially on her SIagChat when he pulls down his shorts, sticks out his bare, fat arse & announces he's farting before he goes on to flick the middle finger at Bong for telling him to pull his shorts up! He then continues telling Bong to "Fuck off!" for telling him to pull his shorts up while his sIag of a muvva just cackles hysterically. He then follows this disgraceful display up by giving the WWoW the middle finger then telling her to "Fuck off!" too & finishes with "Nanny you cunt".
* And throughout this dreadful display the World's Bestest Muvva laughs hysterically at his appalling behaviour.
Yessiree he's sooooooo cute & sooooooo funny inneee?. One could go on for hours about this behaviour & the filming of it but its pointless as the authorities do bugger-all about the blatent USEAGE or Harvey - plus its reached the point of being just B O R I N G now & she's boring anyway with her pathetic, pointless, empty existence.
* This admission from H that he wets the bed also explains why when they visit the WWoW they always stay in Air BnBs or apartments on the IoW. AFP and PFP clearly don't want H staying over with them, him soiling the bedding or trashing their house.
* Oh yeah, and this is OK, because he's allowed "a treat" every now and again, isn't he?...
* Yep. Get yerselves a Cameo from H stuffing chips in his face smothered in mayonnaise shouting "You cunt!" - what an amaaaazingly great idea! And as for "H always blogs his dinner...." what a load of crap!! Its mummy of the year who always blogs his dinner for exploitation and clicks. There is nothing whatsoever "Cuteeeee" in this crass exploitation of a damaged young man, yet onwards she goes using him at will.............................
* Just VILE! More attention seeking for MEEEE! and again, would people be calling it "Cute" if that was a father with his grown up vulnerable daughter? No they bloody-well wouldn't!! He'd quickly be labelled a sick pervert which is exactly what skanky is, her lying there starkers pushing Those Things into him whilst pouting at the camera, lying there next to her son who is actually A MAN despite all his disabilities
29.7.25 - Since she only has H now to repost continuously, she's slopped this one out.
31.7.25 - here we go mangling some coin out of H's misery then https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-son-harvey-breaks-35649236
"She stated: the mum revealed she struggled with her emotions as she watched Harvey's leavers assembly at the college. Katie told her listeners: "I've had a busy week with the kids this week as well, Harvey had his leavers on Friday." She has no kids to see to other than H - more lie's......Then went on to say - "And then when he went on stage – you know when they say how good he was and all of that – I was like, 'don't cry, don't cry' I kept it in, it was nearly there, nearly got a tear.......".
Was this how she felt when taking the 'log' in the mouth in Dubious, I wonder? ? Of course she wouldn't shed a tear or show ANY emotion when H leaving college. She's devoid of real feelings & empathy. Like a robot.

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"-
23.7.25 - how true it is is highly debatable but A Poster on the Mirror article today reckons skank had B&J overnight last weekend. Most likely thats another gigantic LIE directly planted by Clan Grifter because its highly doubtful considering she had H there and he scares the little ones to death. Doubtful this new team at the SS would allow that to happen after the fall-out from Dim Lynne's input into their 2 year sufference with Mummy.
27.7.25 - comment on her FB
Comment says the chances of that are slimmer than her right leg and

29.7.25 - here she goes again posting nonsense, this time trying in vain to insinuate that she still has Bunty! This latest Skank has reposted from a Mom and Daughter site - look at her trying to indicate the first pic is B and herself No Skank, she was removed from you, as you are an appallingly dangerous mother.
This is her showing how mad she is that she cannot use B anymore and how angry she is that she’s been shut out of P’s public life because we know she really thought she could use her fully when she hit 18. Alas for skank those in charge of P’s career had other ideas. Skank is mad about it - really really really mad that she cannot use either of them for her own benefit ….
31.7.25 - it doesn't matter whose kids they are - they are there to be utilised by the skank. Since none of her own are able to (or wish to) be used by the skank she has moved onto her brother's children now for her Crapcasts etc. She is totally devoid of morals nor scruples when it comes to MEEEE!

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
23.7.25 - heres another BFF - Chloe Ferry bigging-up her fwend in Closer mag;
Nobody should criticise skank apparently but wonder how much that glowing eulogy cost Edna?? And she's "A really caring person..................."??? FFS Who exactly does skank care about apart from MEEEE! ??? https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/chloe-ferry-katie-price-living-best-life/
24.7.25 - so Kokey has picked up a new job after skank wrecked the Tour rubbish - someone ain't gonna be happy about it
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35986033/kerry-katona-cashes-in-with-money-spinning-new-job/
31.7.25 - Heres Kokey bigging-up her bestie, to which the vapid old bag immediately reposts it
This idiot is saying how she's in awe because the skank keeps going. How it's easy to give up but skanky doesn't, but there again, Some People clearly can't see the difference between shameless, desperate and failing versus strong, determined and successful! Morons!
30.7.25 - It looks like Tanya has been persuaded to be skank's Guarantor for the next rental. She will live to regret this decision very soon...............
Its not even a real photo, just one of those hideous Bratz things skank imagines look like MEEEE!, plus she ought to have added the rider "Speshully when dey gives ya munney innit....."
* Wouldn't it be fascinating to know what skank has on these people for them to constantly bail her out?? You have to wonder about all those parties with CCTV in skank's houses - she must have material stored away that can end Marriages, Businesses & Careers because its perfectly apparent that when skank is desperate people know she'll throw anyone under the bus for coin.
* How long before she posts some sympathy for her Beefa BJ Buddy?
https://news.sky.com/story/conor-mcgregor-loses-appeal-in-civil-sexual-assault-case-13404662

Only Grans and Suchlike-
25.7.25 - Posted this as an advert for her Only Grans The Sekssi Welder Look!
* Back to flogging bikini pictures from her first visit to Dubai when she stayed at a hotel. The second visit she was staying at Long Friend's place where the endless bikini pictures were taken in her back garden, and because we assume the clients weren't happy with what they got on her first visit they definitely weren't paying for a hotel next time round for skank. This may be another reason why skank is making such a big deal on all her foters that she "Don't use enny filters on me piktchas..........." Did the punters complain to Portapotty trading standards department about the rough quality of the product, hiw it was inferior & bore no resemblence whatsoever to the advertised images when it turned up on their doorstep? .

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
21.7.25 - having grovelled all over her in another article they stick it right back at her with this one about her ducking-out of Glasgow Pride. Katie Price pulls out of Glasgow Pride gig just hours before being due to perform - The Mirror Glasgow had a narrow escape there.......... The comments don't appear to believe Ms Price though - "Urgent obligation? what a load of bs,"
* The Mail ran an article of utter garbage featuring 33 grim photos all the same in the pool out in Dubya. Desperate times lead to desperate measures eh skank?
Love this comment. "Everyone knows what she goes to Dubai for. She thinks we're all potty"
Skank is the potty one - A Porta-Potty
24.7.25 - Yes she's truly pissed off someone at the Mail https://archive.ph/MlTRl
But look!! She's been awarded a Number One - Number One Grasping Desperado!! (She's Qween of Number Twos as well)

"Please put your hands together for the ultimate desperado. After three decades vying for the headlines, there is only one candidate crowned the Queen of Too Keen.Katie Price has been around the block and back when it comes to both reality TV appearances and men - anything that will keep her in the Press.
Since her debut as a Page 3 girl in the 90s, the 47-year-old’s increasingly taut visage has concerned even her most devoted fans. But that not stopped her pursuing further cosmetic surgeries, such as her recent Brazilian Butt Lift she claimed she got during her lunch break.
Despite recent attempts to get back in the spotlight with a memoir and a slew of TV documentaries, she has long fallen out of favour with the press pack – thanks to her somewhat volatile antics. At a recent book launch, the former ‘Queen of the Jungle’ belted out an ear-bleeding rendition of 90s club classic Everybody’s Free and ranted about journalists in the room ‘writing s*** about her’.
But, minutes later, she was privately begging the writers present to cover her and her party, which was also being documented by photographers her team had invited.
She has been declared bankrupt on multiple occasions, turned to OnlyFans with draw-droppingly explicit images.
‘It’s all rather sad really,’ said one concerned friend. ‘She had so much potential after her successful documentary with son Harvey in 2021, but she can’t help degrading herself.’" Ouch!
* "Draw-droppingly explicit antics" - they obviously did a Freudian slip there meaning DRAWERS-DROPPING" (IF she wore any of course)
* She'll be livid after this - Warp Factor 9 of rage at the Rancid Rental today Surely she should be pleased she is finally Number 1 in something though - just not in singing as she most desperately wants? Nevertheless she'll be livid & seething with rage that Katona has'nt even made the Top Ten of Desperados
* But finally they actually went there & told the truth! Real atom bombs of Troof hurled at her - she'll be smashing her phone herself when she reads this lot.
"....turned to OnlyFans with draw-droppingly explicit images. ..........she can’t help degrading herself "
So her OF is not just lingerie and bikini shots like she insists it is then eh? Speshul offers for perverts & weirdos?
* Is this possibly a warning shot from the tabloids that they are locked-and-loaded, they have the ammo all stacked up and are ready to use it? Maybe the person who was protecting her is no longer doing so thus she is selling herself for pennies, all alone in seedy Airport hotels and the hell that is Dubya?
27.7.25 - Heres The Sun getting at her by completely omitting MEEEE! from their list of the bestist glamma moddles evva! Not a mention of her

* The Wakefield news piss-take site are back Reply?
29.7.25 - Heres Closer Mag again (sniggering behind their hands at the BS Edna has dished out over this bollockfest) No way will Peter EVER entertain the idea of being stuck with that thing for any amount of time, no matter what skank says!!
Suffice it to say that Peter may very well be on-the-radar - but skanky? NAH! They've not forgiven her for the continual stream of LIES about Saaarrrffff Affrikka yet!
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/peter-andre-katie-price-im-a-celeb-reunion/


* Of course she's jumping at the chance (were it true even) because she's got fuck-all else of any worth on offer so she's sent Edna out to slop this garbage out to the media hoping ITV will realise what a marvellous idea it is!! Fact is that Hell will freeze over before PA is on any show with HER again and ITV have made it pretty clear that they will never use her again after all the shit she hurled at them over Saaarrrfff Affrikka. Zero chance of this ever happening. Absolutely Zero.
31.7.25 - Essentially this is an article about P splurging money on designer crap but it headlines skank and then further down takes huge chunks out of skank over her various bankruptcies
Princess Andre shows off HUGE designer shopping haul after mum Katie Price was made bankrupt twice | The Irish Sun