* Seksi Foters
* Resumé
* Stuff Wot I Muss Do, Innit"
* Troof or Lie??
* Bankruptcy here we come! Woo Hoo!!
* Find a Bandwagon and Jump Aboard! Woo Hoo
* Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl
* "Ize a singul gal now!" Recruiting the next The One mk 3498
* Fwends abandoning ship & Collecting Noo Wuns For Useage - woo hoo!
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!"
* Its Behind You! Yes its the skank, the Panto Horror Show Woo Hoo!
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* The ex-Husband Squad
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* "Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs
* Those Poor Kids & "Cruelly Mum-Shamed" & #Bunty Gate
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* "Ownli Nans" - for blind, deaf Mugs
* Court Cases & Law Breaking
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Another Online BS Fest - Spot Der Troof in this Lot! -
* 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Broken Trotters
* Animal Victims - take note RSPCA!! Yet Again!!!
*Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
* Fan Zone - yes there are a couple left that have yet to be locked up
Abbreviations you will need :-
KFP - Katie Fucking Price, Aka Skanky, the Skank, It, Kipper, Cunt, Skankenstein, Skankarella and the epic Batnan (after the infamous "sexy" photoshoot wearing the leather batwoman mask)
Jabba the Slut. You can also call yourself a Krustie now
Oh the shame).
SB - Carl Woods AKA
, Sink Boy -alias Cole, Crawl, Snarl, Biffa, Wankomatic,
Wanky, Plank Boi, The One 3497, Prinz Chow Mein or Deck Wank
FLF - Fat Little Fucker alias Slymi, RimMe, Slimy Rymi, The Rice Crispie King (due to that wart on his mouth)
AFP - Amy Fucking Price, alias Iron Lung, the Old Gorgon, Dragon Breath
PFP - Paul Fucking Price, alias seedy, womanising old goat, Mr PP Fencing
SFP - Sophie Fucking Price alias Edna (Everage), aka The Amish Bootlicker
J - Jett or Junior depending on where it’s used
P - Princess, Prinny, “Mini Me”
B - Bunny aka Bunty or "Mini-Me"
H - Harvey, "Cuuuuuuttttteeeeee"
V - Valentino
A - Apollo
AR - Alex Reid, Roxanne
EA - Emily Andre, Dr Emily
PA - Peter Andre,
PA - Personal Appearance depending on where it pops up
if you’re a Krustie you know!
KH - Kieran Hayler
MP - Michelle Penticost
KB - Kris Boyson (Lied for the skank)
AG - Andrew Gould (former horse “instructor”) & legover
What indeed???
and this above all
Seksi Foters -
Don't laugh - this is what it is aspiring to!
19.5.23 - Moddlin' der JYY innit! It looks more like Lurch every day. Fifty year old woman from the waist up, ten year old boy from the waist down (disclaimer: when referring to a waist we are only talking about the area where the shitty trousers meet the shitty top, we are aware there is no indentation). The fossilized face defies carbon dating.
23.5.23 -Its me birfday innit woo hoo!! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-ignored-fianc-carl-30049217
Looking good you two
25.5.23 - this on Ebay; They have captured its inner beauty magnificently
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.1-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-278-will-someone-fix-my-hot-tub-for-free-its-full-of-poop-and-pee.39319%2Fpage-27&url=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255- It seems a Tattler bought it as an "investment"
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Peace signs
Picking her snout;
TKU Pablo Picasso
27.5.23 - pass the sickbag Alice BARF
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22455068/katie-price-poses-fans-distracted-oven/
What all this means to all us "Fans" is that actually the position of the oven is far more interesting than any of the pictures of this deformed old gargoyle; Woo Hoo!
1.6.23 -
Woo Hoo! (parp)
Skankarella & The Grifters
3.6.23 - scaring the 'orses
8.6.23 - showing off the noo Jimmy Krankie wig
Resumé -
25.5.23 - Oh dear - has skanky finally pissed off old Slymi the super-manager? He rapidly removed this though
30.5.23 - In the DM there is an article about Krakatona being on GB news as a '
parenting expert' - hilarious and worrying in itself- but there's some cracking comments on there about skanky too!
"
Was Katie Price not available .... if that's the standard of parenting they were heading for."
"Katie Price is their animal expert as she has such good track record."
"next week ... road safety tips by katie price"
There has always been some question as to HOW skanky seemingly gets away with so much as if she has some sort of a protective force rumbling in the background covering her arse when she again stomps roughshod over The Law. Well look at this from last year. It might explain such a lot about the thing's indestructability
A throwback article, one that makes you go"Hmmmmmmmm"
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9261483/katie-price-adam-johnson-night-auction/
And here the Troof of it - its Awl abaaahht Meeeeeeeeeee
Hideous
"Stuff Wot I Muss Do, Innit" -
Make sure the kid(s) get to school after half term.
Community service.
Record her podcast.
Flog some JYY by standing in some random doorway in London and/or CastleBlaney.
Flog some Barf bombs.
Flog some manky undwear or herpes lip kisses
Get SB to take her picture on a kitchen worktop for her OFs.
Get her nails done.
Have her hair extensions changed again.
Get her lashes done.
Getting the tattoos of her kids done.
Getting more cosmetic surgery done as her birthday present to herself.
Plotting to get on IAC, DOI, Masked Singer
Repairing the leak at the MM.
Attend her weekly MH therapy session.
Cook some healthy meals.
Train as a paramedic.
Train in aesthetics.
Train as a life coach.
Film MM3
Film her travel show with SB.
Film her travel show with Princess.
Finish her Youtube on how to get married in Vegas.
Open her new shop.
Set up the Pricey Academy.
Film her Netflix doc of her life.
Start panto rehearsals.
Start her theatre tour rehearsals
Convert her containers at the MM into mini homes
Convert the annexe into a club for the kids
Refurb the pool Love Island style
Refurb the hot tub
Bring back her perfumes/swimwear/pyjama range
Don't forget this epic from it
Troof or Lie??
15.5.23 - Why is it grovelling after Victoria? VB will never entertain the likes of skank after it tried it on with Dave all those years ago, the occasion VB sang "Who let the Dogs Out" at her. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22360587/katie-price-celebrity-surgery-feud-victoria-beckham/
23.5.23 - Here we go yet again with this bollocks - does anybody actually CARE???
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-ignored-fianc-carl-30049217
25.5.23 - Six weeks to go until the next Bankruptcy hearing . It must be looking around desperately for excuses to not attend and get it cancelled again. Odds-on favourite excuse has got to be "Me Mentawl 'Elf innit"
25.5.23 - heres the latest
LIE - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/22464766/katie-price-sixth-child-surrogacy-
Pregnancy/
Another potential child dragged into her shitstorm existence and she can't even dump this one (IF it ever happens) on AFP. This looks increasingly like another case of chucking "ideas" out there hoping some twat tv executive will pick one up but perish the thought if it does, I mean look at the potential for disaster with skanky as "mother", incubator "mother" and Sinkboy as "father"? If this rubbish lie-fest program materialises it’ll be Cole and her ( the tv production team), paying for tests, and some paid scientific bods talking about it, then a few soft focus shots of KP looking sad face into the middle distance as a voiceover tells us their dream is not to be. Mainly because she is 99% plastic and has more chance of birthing a Tupperware box
29.5.23 - Another article in the Sun today which is basically another hideous image if it "rocking" another naff bikini but containing lots of little statements, almost as if they are reminding the reader about it's seedy activities - stuff like this:-
"She is making a new TV documentary following her surrogacy journey to have a sixth child. " Full details further down;
7.6.23 -
LIE
8.6.23- it can claim all it likes; Its still a
LIE /www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22598091/katie-price-claims-dog-blade-killed-purpose/
Find a Bandwagon and Jump Aboard! Woo Hoo -
Katie Price #278 Will someone fix my hot tub for free, its full of poop and pee! | Page 24 | Tattle Life Pissing folks off with it's presence again. Its going to do podcasts now talking about itself to SFP. Woo fucking hoo..........................
25.5.23 - "Star-studded" PMSL https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/celebs-podcast-show-london-attendees-30065370
I wonder how much Slymi had to bung him to say that? And the sad old bag is still doing Peace signs
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12120635/Katie-Price-Katherine-Ryan-turn-heads-Podcast-2023.html
BUT - here come the Sun to torpedo her new podcast career! Love it!!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22474635/katie-price-slammed-podcast-show-not-listen-sophie/
and of course this BS is being trumpeted as a "major career change" for the skank but just how many of these Major Career Changes have we heard about that amount to precisely NOTHING? Heres a few for you:-
* Katie Price using turbulent experiences for surprise career change as life coach: ‘I want to start helping people'
* Katie Price hoping to get 'proper job' after learning how to do lip fillers and Botox
* Katie Price in shock career move with daughter Princess after top-secret talks
*Katie Price ‘beyond excited’ as she announces new acting career move
and from 2017....
That’s ASDA Price: Glamour model Katie Price ‘craving normality’ of supermarket job
Thats not to mention how it was and still IS intending to train as a Paramedic
BUT
1.6.23 - the Ownli Fans reality show it was going to make that would enthrall the World and earn her milyuns has been cancelled!
What a surprise eh???? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22535451/katie-price-onlyfans-reality-show-axed/
"Unable to secure funding" this nonsense quotes yet the thing paid itself £250k up front for this garbage when in fact it never actually had any sort of a deal on the table. This is mattress money laundering
and this coming hot on the heels of the Ownli Fans disaster. Its having a bad time of it lately
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/22536307/katie-price-new-podcast-threat-lawyers/
Is it any wonder the Exes have finally had enough of the thing and its blabberring cesspit-gob let alone have it spewing hate & bile in it's shitty podcasts?? Most excellent news
2.6.23 - how long before it is unable to resist leaping onto the Scofield Bandwagon to make herself a Victim? I bet she's near bursting to say something. She would love to say how much she's a victim of ITV (they who abandoned her in Saaarrrrffff Afffrikka to be waped by multiple bandits in a Vauxhall Corsa), then of course she would be itching to have another go at Kieran again to accuse him of something Schofieldy.
Old Egg alias The One # 3497, Sink Boy Crawl -
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.1-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-278-will-someone-fix-my-hot-tub-for-free-its-full-of-poop-and-pee.39319%2Fpage-25%23post-15274864&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcloseronline.co.uk%2Fentertainment%2Flove-island%2Fcarl-woods-love-island%2F&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=12684b1fd1fbfc0f5ef6cef50a2ab96b&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
Sinkboy reprises his role as Barney for H's birfday
6.6.23 - So then. The extensions are priority & it "
Aint my fawt der dog died.................." - but this - its apparently
SINGLE again!
Has SB had enough with the killer at last?? It does seem to be insinuating that SB is at the back of this by pointing out that coincidentlly they've split for the umpteenth time. We have long thought perhaps he has simply been with the thing with the sole purpose to bring her down for whatever reason he has and if thats the case he's done a bloody good job! Look at the state if it and its predicaments now - her face is like a smashed pumpkin all lumpy, and puffy with too much filler, her body is hell-on-wheels with the space hopper boobs and smudged chav inkings, Blade is dead (along with too many others of her animals), she's estranged from any friends she may have had, she's probably involved with drugs and prostitution, and she's had her driving licence revoked. IF Crawl's responsible for all this we have a lot to thank him for.
Fwends abandoning ship & Collecting Noo Wuns For Useage - woo hoo!
20.5.23 - like this will last! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22392639/katie-price-jodie-marsh-feud/
24.5.23 - heres Katona defending the skank - obviously after a spot on her scintillating podcasts then
Defending the indefensible
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/kerry-katona-says-stop-shaming-26976345
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" -
22.5.23 - "
Yeah an' wot innit iss me birfday an' so iss awl abaaaht Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, liyke, yeah"
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_4951-png.2188810/
15.5.23 - More bullshit and oft repeated lies that change with every single outing. Yes let it go
BIGGER still -
BIGGER LAUGHS for everyone else woo hoo!!!
"Former Page 3 model Katie, 44, has now insisted she will do "what the hell I want, when I want" as she hit back at her surgery critics.
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-ill-go-29964900?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
29.5.23 - "Hourglass physique...................... " FFS! It looks like all the sand has dropped to the bottom https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-12134559/Katie-Price-shows-hourglass-figure-black-leggings-photoshoot-London.html A teeny bit of research proves that actually this red doorway is NOT in London at all, in fact this grotty shot was taken when it did its stint at that club-in-the-back-of beyond over in Ireland the other week in Castleblaney, so it has LIED to the press again
October 2016 - this is the event it attended where it made a fool of itself and probably torpedoed Boris Johnson at the same time. Could this be where it's ability to side-step The Law came from?
"On this occasion, Boris declined the offer of the private jet, and flew to Pisa airport in Italy on Easyjet. He also opted to leave his close-protection officers from the Metropolitan Police behind in the UK. Among the weekend guests at the villa was the glamour model Katie Price. She took advantage of the free-flowing champagne on the private jet from London and the pure Russian vodka on offer to guests before dinner. (It got pissed as usual) Lebedev,the party host, according to associates likes his guests to dress glamorously for dinner and to make a formal toast at the table. Seated by their host next to Boris, Price rose to make her contribution. She called Lebedev “You Guv”, announced that “Champagne and Pricey don’t mix,” and then lifted her top to expose her breasts, turning to face the foreign secretary as she did so. Although Lebedev’s parties have a reputation for excess, there was concern among some guests – the party also included the actress Joan Collins, pop star Pixie Lott, Johnson’s brother Leo and Marina Wheeler – that Price’s antics would eventually appear in the pages of a red-top newspaper. Britain’s foreign secretary had just put himself in an extremely embarrassing situation, and had put at risk the one asset the Foreign and Commonwealth Office values above all else: control. “This is a hand grenade too far,” Joan Collins reportedly said. One of Lebedev’s four-strong team of armed personal bodyguards, headed by an ex-SAS soldier, escorted Price from the dinner table. She was not seen again over the weekend"
8.6.23 - Blade dies a horrific death and this is what we get from it - my noo hair! FFS
Photos from paid-for pap
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22612072/katie-price-reveals-hair-makeover-shock-death-dog/
Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap -
18.5.23 - over the past few days it has been desperately trying to Grift-a-Mug to come to sort out and get her hot tub going again after years of neglect. It had bargained on C4 doing it as part of the refurb she demanded on the entire pool area with everything sorted out for her for summer - then C4 pulled out! No pool. Nuffink! So the world's best grifter sets to work on Insta asking "
Duz ennywun know a 'ot tub geezer to cum an' sortt aht miyne fer me?" to which anyone stupidly replying discovered that not only would they have to do it all for FREE (parts/labour/everything) BUT they would have to sign something to say they would neither comment not take photos etc!!!! Fucking cheek of it! The comments have been highly amusing, like this one -
Comment on the rancid hot tub full of brown sludge story '
Stop washing your knickers in it'
19.5.23 -
Woo Hoo! A "sneak Peek" at Pointy-Toe moddlin' -
"on location" no less. This "location" happens to be her lounge at the Shitty Shack
The garments are the same old shite as usual from JYY
and this Noo Ideya - a blog consisting of the skank screeching and cackling with Edna. Great...............
(34) Katie Price #277 kank looks even more grotty and smelly, Krusties give praise to clever Judge Kelly | Page 35 | Tattle Life
20.5.23 - The Next Grift hits the airwaves accompanied by Edna - SB must be furious to be left out of it! https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/katie-price-vows-share-the-30025873
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-vows-spill-truth-30024512
Plenty of opportunities here to drop themselves in the shite, PLUS they will be unable to delete any comments they don't like, but this entire operation is designed for skanky to lie then paint herself out to be a saint, good mother, devoted daughter and sister, a clean living unselfish hard working contributor to the community through her many hours of charity work. She is after all a victim of too many nasty men who have stolen, used and cheated on her, plus she's a victim of wapists and perverts. This is designed for skanky to lie through her Turkey Teef & paint herself out to be a Saint, a good mother, devoted daughter and sister, a clean living unselfish hard working contributor to the community through her many hours of charity work - not the nasty uncaring narcissist, a violent, bullying freeloader, a scammer, the lying drink and drug addicted child exploiter, the child neglecting, animal killing, cheating con artist, or the foul-mouthed, mutilated ugly cunt that she is today.
Strange though how she can be asked multiple questions about her lifestyle for a podcast, yet cannot answer questions to a court!
20/5.23 - Hilarious old bollocks about the latest "photoshoot" from her front room - Hair by Forgotmawig, makeup by Isleptinit, cut out dress by JYBother, Tits by DrFreebie BUT it seems fromthis garbage that her and SB had another of their "break-ups" in Alicante and the hag went off on the razz with Slymi both hoping to recruit The One #3498 in his absence.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22410889/katie-price-photoshoot-mucky-mansion/
22.5.23 - Grifting alert again, on the beg for a barney costume for this saturday for H's birfday. That means SB gets to dress-up again though
So it seems skank cancelled the autism talent thing for "
personal reasons" (a favourite excuse along with Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit) so she could fuck off out the country. This grade A cunt said she'd cancelled because she had flights booked for the same night enabling it to grift a full week in Ibiza staging pictures and exploiting H on his birthday on the 27th and that cafe opening on the 28th.
23.5.23 - not on 'oliday yet so has lowered itself to knocking-off a couple of hours of CS
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22444631/katie-price-community-service-birthday/
26.5.23 - Oh No! It seems nobody has rushed to donate a Barney suit for H's birthday! Does that mean she'll actually go out and HIRE ONE? Nah don't be silly
29.5.23 - This is brilliant!
Love that comment
Going back four years it was offered to pick a few items from the shelves by Smyths Toys in exchange for a bit of publicity (WHY???). Never one to miss an opportunity it helped itself to FOUR TROLLEYS FULL and Smyths got a couple of ratty Insta posts for £4000s worth of goods that it took away with it. Bargain!
https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20230530-093709_firefox-jpg.2205483/
Just look at the state of it with the ravaged barnet, paint-rollered eyebrows like the hedges at a racecourse, and those Mick Jagger lips
31.5.2" - flogging those awful trousers made from recycled shower curtains. Even £8 is too much for these rags but as to the photos? Well....
2.6.23 - the latest grift, woo hoo! Form an orderly queue to buy this bollocks please! "Subtitled "Fifty Shades of Skank - all filthy" but just look at the photo on the front cover with a sly sideways look from old Iron Lung, those particularly bad extensions on Skank and both filtered to fuck.
A pair of conning chavs out on-the-grift. Incidentally this shitshow makes an undignified landing on bookshelves on the day before Bankruptcy! Woo Hoo!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22554495/katie-price-terminally-ill-mum-amy-book/ - I note that AFP is back to being "terminally ill" again - that should flog a few more copies of this impending drivel
https://www.thebookseller.com/rights/hq-to-publish-the-last-word-by-amy-price-mother-of-model-katie-price
Wow, AFP is a phenomenal woman, isn’t she? So terminal for all this time and still had the time & be well enough to write a book? What do you want to bet that Skanky directed a ghost writer with what made up things to write? Are there chapters like:
"
How to be a successful enabler (absolutely)
Creative ways to secrete money (in the mattress Fund)
How to be a permissive mother to ensure your daughter becomes a multimillionaire (rent her out to sleazebags as a kid)
How to protect your adult daughter at all costs, even when it’s not in the interests of the grandchildren ........." (But of course)
4.6.23 - some more old shit. Ghostbusting at the Shitty Shack for what looks like some drivel for an online programme (all nice and PC as well
)
4.6.23 - Heres the blurb the publishers are putting out about this garbage -
"As the daughter of an American GI and a mermaid – yes, you read that correctly – a simple life was not on the cards for Amy Price. A talented swimmer, she seemed destined for the Olympics, however experience of sexual abuse cut short her career, and she chose motherhood over medals.
Amy achieved a successful career while raising three children who all earned success in various fields; but for one, Katie, fame was part of the bargain. Amy found herself catapulted into the media circus that followed her daughter, sometimes with devastating consequences. She has always been there to support, guide and console.
As a grandparent to Katie’s son Harvey, Amy has also become a prolific campaigner for families of children with disabilities – but there was one battle she had to fight alone. To many, Idiopathic Pulmonary Fibrosis is regarded as a killer disease without hope of a cure. But submission is not a word in Amy’s vocabulary and so she refused to capitulate to her greatest challenge. " Bollocks - all of it!
Now someone who allegedly "suffered "sexual abuse" innit funny how it was pimping the skank out aged13?
"Coming soon to a Poundland near you!"
9.6.23 - not only is it flogging it's "pre-loved lingerie"
but the wedding dress she wore when ensnaring Pete is up for sale, despite this https://www.goodto.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/katie-price-kept-wedding-dresses-for-daughters-to-wear-542555
Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
So anuvva 'oliday disguised as "work" By God these people are in for a horrendous shock when it turns up looking absoutely NOTHING like they've been sold and instead they get this thing instead, just like the Castleblaney fiasco
https://tattle.life/attachments/2167537/
15.5.23 - "Modlin" more old crap for JYY. The combo of the heavy-duty filters on it, the grossly distorted body AND those hideous garments........................................ bloody hell!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CsPClGbtTEl/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=f4fd54d1-e229-4fb3-9d60-9664b518f496
21.5.3 - now looking to piggy-back work off Princess. Another pile of BS about her making a shite show, another travel show (lol) where she will introduce P to the Hair Salons of the World along with directing P's potential 'career' - as if her father will allow skanky anywhere CLOSE to P's future?? - Hey ho, it sells some more drivel towards the next 'oliday I suppose
"An insider, speaking to the Daily Star, added: “Katie wants to show Princess some of the amazing places she’s worked over the years.
“It’s looking like it could be called something like Educating Princess because it’ll be all about Katie showing her how the world works.” I'm sure P really wants to see the degradation and squalor Mummy abides in, the hair salons of the world, sordid tattoo parlours, seedy hotels, grotty bars and Thai Pound Shops or even the sweat shops where children braid hair for endless hours. Yep P will really enjoy all of that
Her father and step-mother have protected her from ALL of that garbage for years so quite why she needs educating in it is a joke - and what sort of cretin is going to pay for it either? (Oh is that you again C4? Have you not learnt your lesson with the skank yet?)
24.5.23 - heres the latest scam venture - Podcasting shit to the waiting world
I guess we all know the content, ie. same shit different media, but heres how it goes:-
1.
Bankruptcy, Not her fault, it happens to a lot of people, best thing that could happen to her......... Its nearly over.
2.
The Ex’s, All used her for fame, cheated on her, took her money (also the reason for bankruptcy). They are also wholly responsible for all her mental health Ishoos - they are her Twiggers innit.
3.
Mental Health (see number 2)
10.6.23 - it posts this online
4.
Children. They're Her World, she protects them, will fight for them. She brought Harv up in her own downtcha knaaaw. Unbreakable bonds, mini me.
(See above)
5.
Family. "Very close arnt we Sowf?" , Have each other’s backs, the only people she truly trusts.
6.
Criminality and Court cases. Not her fault EVER. See 2 and 3.
7.
The future. Going to be so successful with all these upcoming lucrative deals and projects. Feeling positive. More babies and marriage. (Not with SB though haha!)
and then
SFP's contribution to this shitfest? -
1. Um.......................................
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & Using Filters!
Look at the state of it - the successful eye-jobs
Yeah all that surgery, thread-lifts, fillers, nose-jobs, fake tan and those paint-rollered eyebrows really do the bizz don't they, and thats before you even take the frontal deformities into account? In same shite article it also blames EVERYTHING (yet again) onto the cavalcade of Exes as its definately Their Fault it has surgery addiction now, thus not only are they to blame for her disastrous finances & taking her kids from her clutches, but they're also to blame for her making herself look ridiculous?! The bit about men 'putting her down'. I'm pretty sure this is when they've told her no because as soon as they do that they're immediately an 'abusive ex' for daring to object to her behaviour
15.5.23 - More crap tattoos en route! Scribbles all over it's lumpy legs and "wings" on its back. Gargoyles have wings of course https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22361993/katie-price-massive-tattoo-cover-legs-ink/
Daily Fail have picked it up now. Great comments as usual.
"I would strongly advise her to keep well away from drawing pins, small nails, and any pointed objects. You know at Christmas time when you blow up a balloon and then let it go, I have visions of her being propelled out of her front door at high speed and landing in a field about a half a mile away."
15.5.23 - So this is what it aspires to now!
You could make at least FIVE VB's out of that plasticised dollop skanky
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22360587/katie-price-celebrity-surgery-feud-victoria-beckham/
16.5.23 - P is obviously so repulsed by her state of "mother" she has no intentions if doing the same to herself
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22371215/katie-price-princess-cosmetic-surgery/
17.5.23 - Yawn..................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1770981/katie-price-surgery-Brazilian-butt-lift-latest-news
19.5.23 - and some more en route! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/22412957/katie-price-plots-more-lipo-new-face-birthday-gift/
She’s calling it her 'birthday MOT' and sees it as a gift to herself. She wants the ‘perfect’ body and to look 25 again – even though she already looks great.” The source (Edna) continued: “She keeps saying she's gained over a stone, even though she looks great, and she's also booked in work on her upper eyelids, neck, chin and even her knees. She wants filler called Profilo in her knees as she wants them to look tighter. As she is planning on having so much done, she is hoping the clinic will do her a 'buy one, get one free' style discount." Whaddya mean "BUY"?? skanky doesn't buy anything - what Edna actually means is "Grift" it out of them
"I’m not trying to look younger" it states "And I definitely don’t want that alien look - when people go over the top and look like freaks." OMG, Skanky.... That ship has sailed.....
22.5.23 - Heres a nice sarcastic number from The Daily Star, a kind of Birfday Pwesint showing the changes over the decades from "fresh-faced" moddle to the grossly distorted dollop that it is now
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/gallery/katie-prices-dramatic-transformation-fresh-30015467
8.6.23 - Seven hours in the hairdressers with tame paparazzzi in tow, it takes all that time to stick a black Jimmy Kranky wig on because she wants long luscious tresses now. All when she's "mourning the loss" of her precious dog Blade. Basically its an hour to glue the wig on but six needed to grind the horns down in preparation....
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22612072/katie-price-reveals-hair-makeover-shock-death-dog/
The Ex-Husband Squad -
https://youtu.be/7KOM6EOU9PE This was when the "
Revenge on Keiron for cheating on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" began in earnest, forgetting the fact she was (allegedly LOL) doinking another victim by this time anyway, possibly Boyson was already being reeled-in by it
1.6.23 - It ain't gonna like this at all! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12143373/Peter-Andre-astonishes-GB-News-viewers-makes-presenting-debut-channel-w.html
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
A couple of bits of old info that belie the porkies it tells of it's Drug Isshoos being a relatively new thing. Well they ain't!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11503553/Former-roommate-claims-Katie-Price-took-drugs-Playboy-Mansion-2002.html https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.1-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-281-fly-high-beautiful-blade-kipper-this-is-the-biggest-mistake-youve-ever-made.39616%2Fpage-30&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Ftvshowbiz%2Farticle-6243525%2FKatie-Prices-rehab-stint-2006-Star-recalls-Peter-Andre-check-Priory.html&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=f22d485530d247844f80874e438ea2e7&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
"Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
5.6.23 - in view of the tragic and unnecessary death yesterday of poor Blade (see details below) the thing has caused outrage and been ripped by everybody. And deservedly so. In view of this the thing was spotted yesterday at her Go-To Place when looking for an excuse for her diabolical behaviours, the place it knows it'll get all the sympathy it needs and the vital excuse for everything its done - yep 'Otel Pwiowy. It was seen in Putney (south west London) yesterday right in the area of 'Otel Pwiowy (it won't be visiting Ant & Dec who live in the area thats for certain) so we can anticipate lots of "Poor MEeeeeeeeee! It ain't my fawlt" and the usual bullcrap in the coming days
9.6.23 - it's losing it's marbles rapidly though https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-odd-post-30188543?int_source=nba
10.6.23 - Out with this one again then, the old favourite with BH looming and looking for a Get Out of Jail Free card from the Pwiowy yet again. Its probably another major-league come down after a binge on the
&
Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
30.5.23 -in the Mail it's been reported that P. Andre owes the taxman loads of money due to the knock-on effect of Covid lockdown. Comments are open and needless to say some nutter (could be either Kipper or BunnyCuddles) is making snidey remarks about him i.e
'He only got famous off the back of KP' and 'Emily is NOT a real GP' etc.
All the trademarks of skanky are present therein - it's got her tramp-stamp written all over them.
Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else -
"
That was a prime example of me having been triggered and not knowing how to handle it, an example of me spiralling out of control because I needed help." Yeah righty-ho........................... So getting pished and drugged-up to the eyeballs then deciding to drive over to visit "a friend/dealer" in the early hours of the morning was the result of some fiend "twiggering" her was it?
13.5.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22341564/katie-price-caught-driving-illegally-no-licence/
So it appears that when it was showing off last month driving about in it's "
Brand noo £60k Hummer", (that incidentally is ten years old at least and owned by SB's dodgy car company), its there driving that gigantic thing about wearing flip-flops and having NO LICENCE! Who is surprised? We all knew it was earliest June 2023 it might get it back yet there it is out on the roads showing off as per usual, but if skank's licence has been revoked on medical grounds it'll be interesting to find out what condition or medication she's quaffing to get it revoked. It also means IF she gets her licence back that she's told DVLA that she doesn't have any condition or medication issues which means skank was lying to the press and her one fan again about a made-up illnesses for publicity and sympathy. Could the medical condition be that her arms aren't long enough to reach the steering wheel around her boobs?
April 2023 - giving it large with her Noo Car! Look at SB's ugly mush though
After this episode "The Source" sniped back with a sarcastic comment about the tabloids checking to see if the car was taxed and MOT'd - oh how fast it has come back to bite SFP on the backside with the revelation skanky's licence has been revoked, not just removed for a short period. How stupid must she feel now?!
and now the Mirror - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-stopped-driving-again-29967527
One of the comments therein. When are the tv producers (yes YOU Derren Litten) going to realise just how despised skanky is and stop offering it "work"?
Another comment as regards it blithely driving about MINUS a licence-
So then. Viewing this little anecdote it appears most likely skanky FAILED the blood
test necessary to retrieve her licence, or perhaps she thought that An A List Celeb of her calibre did not have to bother with such boring minutae as the rest of the world has to comply with then simply did not bother with the appointment? (A real possibility if she knew damned-well she would FAIL spectacularly). It all seems rather strangely combined with the sudden disappearance of the children from her clutches too, both items seem entwined with the required tests for substances
13.5.23 - "The Source" aka SFP is back out of the closet after what appears to have been a falling-out followed by a spot of SFP grovelling about after skank on her sms. What seems to have shot over 'the Source's' head is that Skanky brought it ALL upon herself by being one of the worst drivers in the entire effin' world before she decided to pay a visit to A Friend/Dealer at 6am, no-one forced her to consume vast amounts of alcohol and cocaine then get behind the wheel - she decided to do that all by herself. What a pity 'the Source' does not add that she effin' well deserved it but best not upset the Meal Ticket eh?
A source said: "Katie’s gutted that her return behind the wheel has been so short-lived. She was over the moon last month to finally get back on the road after a difficult two years and has worked hard to turn her life around. This latest brush with the law has come as a huge blow that she really could do without. She has no choice but to keep her car off the road in order to avoid another court date."
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Despite this whats the odds on it being caught again within a month which will also be "Someone else's fault"? Incidentally, the word "revoked" implies that it's driving licence has been cancelled not just held in abeyance until she completes yet another driving ban, therefore she cannot just apply to get it back by application to the DVLA indeed it will have to undertake both the theory and practical tests plus pass medical inspection BEFORE obtaining a New Licence & what are the chances of all three of those things eh? She is screwed, moreover that means she's stuck with SB until she can trawl in another plonker to ferry her about.
This commentor is really on the attack now - I guess they've had enough of her shite finally
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16.5.23 - off to do a couple of hours CS for its multitude of crimes. Only another 175 hours to go on this charge which will take another couple of years to complete giving plenty of time for it to accrue another couple of hundred to add-on, yet the amount of CS it has been doing lately it become apparent she not even started it in Nov/Dec when she said she had nearly finished it in one of those terrible "interviews".
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11937551/Katie-Price-steps-community-service-breaching-restraining-order.html
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/gallery/katie-price-looks-glum-returns-29993267
18.5.23 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12098455/Katie-Price-praised-charity-shop-colleagues-amid-community-service.html Of course they said that !!!! "
She's one of the lads"... they say, probably because she has a dick (as she herself said when she screeched "Suck my dick!" at the press at one of her Court appearances, yet of course its possible the comment was misinterpreted ie "
She's had everyone one of the lads." Funny though, its been mentioned elsewhere regarding it's CS sessions that in reality it plants itself at the back of the building glugging coffee and stuffing itself with chocolate and biscuits expecting to be waited on by the volunteers/serfs and fellow criminals
23.5.23 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12114971/amp/Katie-Price-risks-fine-travels-four-children-five-seater-car.html Here we go again - blatent disregard for both the Law and the safety if it's children as it ferries the kids about from it's birfday dinna. Rules, Laws & plain ol' commonsense as regards the children's safety do not apply to this garbage, just remember that she went ballistic when MP allegedly "threw a pie" and screeched that this was child abuse and here she is endangering her kids’ lives for all to see.
Don't go thinking these recent episodes of it driving without a licence are anything new because heres a photo taken in 2021, all date & time-stamped of it driving about without a care in the world and not giving a frig about the consequences of it.
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28.5.23 - Using H's Blue Badge when he's not even with them! This was on her Birfday in Brighton, the occasion where four kids were stuffed onto the back seat without seatbelts.
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We have previously mentioned that skanky uses a Blue Badge allocated to Harvey to park wherever it likes & heres your proof that it is still doing it, furthermore H was not even with them when this badge was used! Using a Blue Badge you are not entitled to is a criminal offence.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/news/katie-price-breaks-the-law-again-with-misuse-of-disabled-badge-as-she-faces-prosecution/ar-AA1bLR1Z?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=152028f87d104a37a987c9e16b440667&ei=22
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-uses-son-harveys-30093754
oh and this one implying that its HER Blue Badge courtesy of The Sun
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/10785636/katie-price-pained-celebrates-son-harvey-birthday-family-home/
31.5.23 - Blue Badge Update. They're calling it a "blunder" but this was no mistake - it used the badge to make parking easier, made even worse because H was not even with them for this grifted dinner! She takes the piss constantly and is permitted to get away with it time & time again
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22530369/katie-price-risks-losing-blue-badge-harvey-council/
Those Poor Kids, "Cruelly Mum-Shamed" & #Bunty Gate -
15.5.23 - So it seems that even after Buntygate the thing STILL has those children in it's possession (thats when she's not on 'oliday of course). What in God's name is going on when this slattern retains custody of those poor bloody kids?
16.5.23 - catering for certain ones in her vast "fanbase"
Have to state the obvious but this latest Bunny post is for us. She knows we will be outraged and she is gleefully letting us know she doesn’t care because she can do what she likes. What it also shows is that she doesn’t give a damn about her child & that she will continue to post more of the same whenever she wants. It’s not the usual “two fingered salute” to the “ haters” either - this is a "mother" using an image ( and description) like this , and is soooo happy to do so. Proud even
The comments are rightly scathing
#Buntygate II kicks off and rightly so. WHY has the thing still got those children anyway???? Funny though but it's no coincidence that she posted the picture of Bunny 4 minutes after the GoFundMe for Kieron's legal representation to get his children to safety hit £5k. She's rattled therefore using Bunty to give us all the v-sign because she hates how much support and respect Kieran gets.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-snap-bunny-8-29988419
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22369318/katie-price-mum-daughter-bunny-makeup/
After last week’s videos with the creepy old men commenting and engaging with bunny, will the SS see this photo and realises how big of a safeguarding risk Bunty is at left with skanky? The child has basically told the world she is left pretty much unattended regularly, and it’s not as if PDF files aren’t found in Sussex too, it seriously worries me as she seems particularly vulnerable to groomers and again her mother is putting sexualised photos of her on the FUCKING INTERNET!! Bunty is ripe for the taking - literally. Her vulnerabilities have been broadcast across the breadth of Britain online for anybody to view & it only takes one wrong, sick individual, yet ALL this is being condoned by the thing that tells the World how it was "waped & attacked" by multiple men as a child yet puts it's own daughter at even more risk. Why is this OK??
We are onto "Mum Shaming" now https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12088787/Katie-Price-mum-shamed-sharing-picture-daughter-Bunny-eight-wearing-make-up.html
18.5.23 - Despite the furore over #Buntygate, skank is now posting the child on Her Insta to bypass the outrage. Heres Bunty cooking fried eggs - probably been obliged to cook for the four of them as "Mummy" cannot get itself out of bed
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10687311/katie-price-daughter-bunny-instagram-cooking/
21.5.23 - Its Princess' turn now for "Mummy" to USE HER. This is about as likely to happen as finding rocking horse shit but she'll get some mileage out of P with this bullshit, be sure of it. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-shock-career-move-30029792
Then this rubbish.https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-gushes-daughter-princess-30034484
"My advice to young girls is please don’t get that same look with filler everyone has. They all just look the same on Instagram. And they're too young, it could all drop in their face when they're older." As skanky has found out for herself looking like an extra from the Freakshow
21.5.23 - Using J & P this time for a bit of mileage in doing so competely omitting H's 21st birthday - and of course it's own, but don't fret! She'll be giving herself lots of Birfday Woo Hoos you can be certain of that as a fact
26.5.23 - so with it putting a story about how some cretinous tv company is going to fund her a programme detailing "Me IVF Jerney", heres a snippet from a while ago as regards the children it already has that it intends to replace with some more to utilise fully. They grow up to become unco-operative and therefore Not Useful any longer, so what do you do? You get some more of course!
and this was it detailing how it was going to adopt sum kids which it seems was a raging success when here it is moving onto attempting surrogacy in desperation to get a Noo Money-Spinner instead
It has in fact ruined it's own body with surgery but thats by-the-by
28.5.23 - In the past week P has been seen with her boyfriend for the first time yet one wonders why the young superstar J has not been seen with any girls? Word has it that he did indeed have a girlfriend but there was a big falling- out with him & Mummy Dearest when Skanky called the girl "a slut" & other nasty things, to which Junior cut ties with his mother over it. She being a world expert in Sluttery of course......................................
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"-
This is a comprehensive list detailing H's Issues/Disabilities/Syndromes. Note that NOWHERE is Prader Willi Syndrome even mentioned - that is something skank latched onto and keeps persisting with as it suits HER needs more than anything else
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13.5.23 - Out with "My Harvey" photos again, chiefly to remind everyone that she's still searching around to grift a venue for H's "Barney party" She must be getting desperate with less that 2 weeks to go
14.5.23 - https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-prepares-son-harveys-29972222
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Its looking like H is going to have his 21st birthday in Ibeefa where "mummy" will be on the day because she's grifted an excuse to leave the country again
18.5.23 - Out comes H again, this time mentioning the Prader Willi Syndrome that he apparently does not suffer from.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-fears-harveys-future-30010804
19.5.23 - and another one for Full-On Deflection Mode as skank uses H for it's own benefit yet again, plus the added advantage of sticking it to DY yet again over his "Not Being A Father to Harvey". DY got bad press on skanky's words - truth is SHE stopped him having contact with his son when H was about three by being horrendous to deal with in any way shape nor form so that in the end it seems DY gave up but he maintained an overview (apparently) via AFP whom HE was paying handsomely to look after the kid whilst skanky shagged it's way around the world. And she is STILL doing it 21 years later!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-dwight-yorkes-tragic-30014989
They're taking the piss! As for this shite about H's "Dream Job", the lad is not even toilet-trained so what sort of a job could he feasibly do? https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/katie-price-dubbed-the-best-30017170
22.5.23 - "Mummy" pulled him out of the show because she needed to take him on 'oliday to use him again.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22440947/katie-price-mystery-harvey-talent-show/
27.5.23 - So H doesn't get to go to Ibeefa for his 21st birthday with SB in a Barney suit. I wonder what she managed to grift for his birthday though, hopefully something a bit better than a few boxfulls of rejects/returns from UpYours Fashuns that she generously gave him last year? www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22498373/katie-price-harvey-milestone-birthday/
28.5.23 - skanky failed to grift him a Barney suit though but they did grift a cake https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22502671/inside-harvey-price-birthday-celebrations-pink-cake-garden/
Wonder what happenned with this pile of shite too? https://www.lumo.co.uk/who-we-are/lumonews/harvey-price "His new role includes working alongside Lumo to encourage a better understanding of the challenges of rail travel for people with disabilities. Harvey will also work with Lumo to raise awareness of the new service and to encourage authentic conversations about accessibility on trains."
H is incapable of any of this
"Ownli Nans" - for blind, deaf Mugs -
19.5.23 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22392639/katie-price-jodie-marsh-feud/
It seems there was a reason behind skank's offer of the hand of friendship - it wants Jodie to do an OF collaboration with her, ie the pair of gruesome, plasticised old boilers gurning at a camera showing off their norks - for coin!
21.5.23 -https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-denies-only-earning-29894529
“It was claimed she had made next to nothing from the racy site with suggestions she earned only £150 in an entire month.
Katie says that is just wild - and stated she earns a shed load from her thousands and thousands of subscribers. (Boasting)
"Maybe put a couple more zeros on that and you'll be a lot closer........”
We’d love to help her out and give her a much needed boost but doing the sums for the last fortnight its sad to say she’s still only averaging 57 likes a day.
Maybe the thousands and thousands of subscribers don’t like her either or perhaps they don't actually exist?
1.6.23 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-sizzles-racy-new-30125084 It "sizzles" -like fatty bacon
In another article it that she said she is
'filming' for her OF reality show despite yesterday they were saying it wasn't happening. So many lies - I wonder where they originate from???
'Olidays! -
14.5.23 - having just returned from its last 'oliday in Spain, it appears the thing is jetting off to Ibiza on 23rd May saying it's "Work"
22.5.23 - surprisingly it has'nt already debunked abroad for this Ibeefa fiasco - probably because nobody wanted to host a birfday party for her, not even Edna
27.5.23 - Skank's ugly fizzog has disappeared from the blurb advertising the grand re-opening of the Jacaranda Lounge in Iybeefa therefore it appears she's decided to not go after all, to let them down at the 11th hour as she regularly does. What excuse shall we opt for for this one bearing in mind she withdrew H from Autisms Got Talent for "personal reasons"? Will it be that, her Mentawl 'Elf, "Me sick muvva" or there was no point in going because she couldn't take the kids to utilise for the week?
The Broken Trotters -
Going back to when it was caught-out using a Blue Badge to park wherever it liked, it shreiks this about the Browkern Trotterz and being "Disabled for life................................." Not long after it was then seen tottering about on high heeled shoes
https://www.instagram.com/p/CK57hJ0jCMC/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=51275f21-5eb9-45ed-a4aa-657af0d5632a
The ol' Trotterz don't appear to be giiving it much trouble on 'olidays last week though
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11602413/Katie-Price-shares-gruesome-update-troublesome-foot-injury-stitches-removed.html "
Ize dissaybld dontch knawww......................................."
Its still perpetuating The Myth of the Browkern Trotterz to this day
28.5.23 - Feigning Trotter Pain as it gets out of SB's car using a disabled parking Blue Badge! Could the two be connected? You bet they are!
Incidentally, it looks like a sack of shite in that hideous jumble of JYBother rags
29.5.23 - awwwww bless! Nursing it's poorly Trotterz for the camera. And coincidentally this appears shortly after it was caught using H's Blue Badge to park near the restaurant on it's birfday last week, obviously it HAD TO BE DONE beycoors me feyt iz 'urtin' innit https://tattle.life/attachments/2203050/
Animal Victims - take note RSPCA!! Yet Again!!!
5.6.23 - the inevitable has happenned, the devastating news that now Blade has lost his life in that disgusting hovel - and it has the gall to post how upset it is using a photo of itself FFS. How many more animals are going to die there whilst the RSPCA sits on its hands DOING NOTHING????! RIP Blade sweetheart - you did deserve so much better than what you got with that bitch
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Also note, apparently she can't afford to register and chip him but he has a fucking Louis Vuitton collar @345$, and now this - its come up on on Instagram he was hit by a car, driver took to vets but couldn’t save him.
So YET AGAIN another animal dies on that trecherous road because this bitch has not secured the place and it seems that it didn't even notice poor Blade was missing until the vet posts on FB because of course he was NOT microchipped (as per the Law) and doubtless had'nt been receiving veterinary care anyway. Poor darling Blade
These were comments left last week on it's Insta page, how haunting they are now in retrospect
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22582883/katie-prices-protection-dog-blade-dies-hit-car/ The SEVENTH to die due to her neglect! When are the authorities going to put a stop to this thing having animals????
Of course all her fuckwit fans are supporting her saying
'it was an accident it isn't her fault' - as usual. Well to paraphrase a certain quote
'to lose one animal can be considered an accident, to lose 7 is just fucking careless!' You would think when you have had ONE dog get run over you would make DAMN SURE it could NEVER happen again - not this thing though - it'll be grifting another one to die at her hands before the day is out
And it is "so devastated" it posts this garbage
nor has grief or remorse stopped the thing from flogging the JYYBother shite either
Katie Price #280 Kipper's lying low, not long ‘til July; hang in there Krusties & watch the $#It fly! | Page 27 | Tattle Life
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22587833/katie-price-slammed-animal-charity-peta-dog-blade-death/
Some years ago this was Blade "The Protection Dog"( RiP boy) - he was kept like this in a wire cage at H's rental house because SB would not allow him in his place. Yes she loves her dogs eh?
See him on the left of photo stuffed into a wire box? How was he supposed to "protect" the skank when she was in a different house anyway?
Oh and the much trumpeted ''Arvey's Law" it bangs-on about; This is the REAL
Harvey's Law and the reason why it will never get it's version through - its a Law to enforce the microchipping of dog's in case of road accidents, in fact exactly like the ones that have killed skanky's animals - the absolute irony of it eh?
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6.6.23 - Not her fault naturally - its the Mexicans & Saaarrrfff Affrikkans again.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22598091/katie-price-claims-dog-blade-killed-purpose/
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22597726/katie-price-single-splitting-carl-woods-dog-blade-killed/ is the implication that SB caused Blade's death? Don't be too suprised when it announces this.
6.6.23 - the Mail's comments have been switched off which usually means police are involved and they don't want to interfere with a live investigation; Lets hope so
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7.6.23 -https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-prices-home-visited-30175856
The RSPCA have visited - "NO problems" it says - yet who believes a word from it's septic gob??? Isn't it funny that skank releases a post about RSPCA visiting and finding nothing knowing they can't dispute it for legal reasons? Same as what it does with SS, the courts & the Pwiory - its because it knows they won't say anything because they'd open themselves up to legal hassles. Touché
Heres when it got poor Blade, back when he still had a bark; https://youtu.be/VtiAmzEASH8
10.6.23 - Go for it Ulrika!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/22638513/katie-price-pets-ulrika-jonsson/
Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack -
2022 - here it is blathering-on about ghosts in the place - undoubtedly its Their Fault the place is a kharzi!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-creepy-ghost-video-26051502
19.5.23 - what a dump! No care taken whatsoever
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22403860/katie-price-fans-garden-mucky-mansion-home/
21.5.23 - Check this out. No doubt after seeing it mentioned here the media picked-up on the presence of a mystery bowl on the floor in the background of her seksi JYY fotershewt. There is no doubting its there because of the leaking roof (as previously mentioned by Bunty who moved her mattress onto the floor to avoid a leak right over her bed). So lets get this right then. Mummy goes on endless 'olidays when in fact the fucking house roof is shot to pieces? Yup - thats Mother-of-the-Year for ya!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-branded-beautiful-poses-30033974
The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
16.5.23 - Its back
"showcasing" AGAIN. The Sun are clearly taking the piss of course in mentioning its now wearing something made out of kid's bedroom curtains circa 1985
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12086381/Katie-Price-showcases-ample-assets-TINY-Care-Bear-bikini-sunny-Spanish-holiday.html
On the grift again but here The Sun also point other other stuff like the animals, the children, bankruptcy etc. They are getting their quota of "digs" in alongside the horrendous photos
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22370740/katie-price-help-mucky-mansion-hot-tub/
Comment on the rancid hot tub full of brown sludge story - '
Stop washing your knickers in it'
23.5.23 - nothing new to write so they dredge up this rubbish "The Diaries of a Trollop"
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-wildest-confessions-mile-29954285
When will the media realise NOBODY cares about the thing's Past, Present nor Future (if it had one)?
24.5.23 - Heres the Sun lifting the Mail's story about her & the twat driving about with four kids un-belted in the back of SB's moter.
/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22457616/katie-price-risks-2k-fine-four-kids-car/
Gotta love how they've used that photo - the Night of Slapgate! - and all the subtle 'digs' too
25.5.23 - Heres the Sun again underlining a few pointers for the reader
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22472402/katie-price-huge-tattoo-low-cut-top-more-surgery/
26.5.23 - the Sun again with one of their polls regarding skank's noo enterprise - podcasts.
29.5.23 - yes its "rocking" a bikini in this garbage, an old photo from recent Spanish trip, more regurgitated bollocks
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22504727/katie-price-tattooed-body-bikini-pool/
"
Back on the bed, she grabbed her enhanced chest and looked down, seemingly to make sure they were still in her top" rather than one pointing south and the other east.
31.5.23 - here goesTthe Star. Note how the word "gorgeous" is put in inverted commas to underline that the thing most definately is NOT gawjus! https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-fans-spot-fake-30114585
3.6.23 - the usual old crap here https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22563202/katie-price-see-through-lingerie-onlyfans/
6.6.23 - Heres The Sun sticking it to her over the death of poor Blade where they list ALL the others that have gone before him due to skank's neglect.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22587833/katie-price-slammed-animal-charity-peta-dog-blade-death/
and detailing the Death List along with underlining all sorts of discrepancies in Her Story. Keep digging Sun
/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22582883/katie-prices-protection-dog-blade-dies-hit-car/
9.6.23 - Celeb Watch in The Times by Caitlin Moran
9.6.23 - Telling it like it is - TKU Sun! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22630193/katie-price-flogging-wedding-dress-peter-andre/
Fan Zone - yes there are a couple left that have yet to be locked up -
14.5.23 - The first photo of AFP emerges courtesy of SFP but what does skanky post? Pictures of her "pwetti feeyt" all manicured aka the Browkern Trotterz, pretty much confirming the "specialised markets" she caters to these days with weirdos like this one
Never forget she does have "fans" though ..................... ones like Naked Rodney. Woo Hoo!
Picking her snout;
We have previously mentioned that skanky uses a Blue Badge allocated to Harvey to park wherever it likes & heres your proof that it is still doing it, furthermore H was not even with them when this badge was used! Using a Blue Badge you are not entitled to is a criminal offence.
