Katie Price 35 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite from AFP-
* Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (Includes The Bailiffs!)
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* AFP'S Book of Lies -
* Fwends Abandoning Ship Finally -
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3698
* "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"
*"Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Plasterclasses!
* Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time Again!!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* Surrogacy and/or Adoption
* Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Live
* More shite on Tiktok & Flogging JYY Crap -
* Podcast Garbage
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) Ready to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* The Broken Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her
Lets Have a Resumé of this past month then -
The toxic, lazy biatch, has...
*Split with the one 8 times to date but it looks like he's finally had enough of her shit. No doubt it will be hounding him forever more and talking about the size of his package being a mini chpolata. I bet she has cheated on him so many times.
*DL the sacked Social Worker is a nanny for 2 of her kids, yet they are both underage to be on certain social media sites, Bunny goes to school with long nails that should be removed, Jett is stuck at home on his ipad or dragged along to a beauty salon by way of an outing. DL probably also does her food shop and is one of her chauffeurs.
* She has Rita the cleaner, yet her house looks worse than the local recycling centre, even her mum says how messy it is. Clothes dumped on the floor, dog piss and shit all over the place.
* She has Jess, her 'admin' person (Fenella has disappeared after the dog selling story but has since rappeared) as she can't seem to even manage to do TT shop on her own, she also probably has to chauffer sknk about.
*She seems to have a gardener.
*She says she's been filming 2 highly classified 'Channel 4' shows for forever, programmes that are supposed to be out this year. Not sure even C4 know she is filming for them! Has her interview with the murderer been sacked off too.
*Lost count of the amount of "self care" she has had just in this past month - hair, nails, brows, lashes, lips, bum, joined a gym (just for the spa, massages and facials) mentioned a therapy session (of course that will get ramped up as it's getting near the BH)
* She doesn't seemed fazed about the BH next month.
* And wants to do some riding. She's always knackered, but doesn't actually seem to do anything for all her protestations
*Already cancelled one "sold out masterclass" , no reason given, Princess obviously stopped from going to Dublin with her.
* Acquired another cat to go with the 2 newly acquired dogs late last year, except Tank seems to have disappeared now along with the little dogs.
*The 'teetotal star' has been seen drinking at every possible event, NYE, Masterclass, restaurant afterwards, GS Premier. I expect it will be another boozy weekend in Dublin with Jeyda.
* Needs the number of Bill the Jeweller why is that KP....? Flogging yer dymunts???
* She has soooo much lined up for this year (more stuff that will get cancelled I'm sure) a podcast tour, an autobiography and we're still waiting for the Guardian Interview...and let's hope she gets to visit the inside of a prison in 2024 too. She will be in Court for sure & more than once.
* To begin with,, how do you even categorise this inapproriate behaviour with a group of 13 year old CHILDREN???
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"Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that....................................." -
As an addendum to all the above (plus some extras), read this bit of tea about it which explains a lot about the panto fiasco, SB buggering-off and leaving it in Liverpool, plus a lot of the recent BS from it. Interesting
*Crawl had to get away from her after it all kicked off in Liverpool. They were constantly rowing. She was off her face on drink & 'gear. How she got through the panto, God only knows.
*Harvey was taken up to Liverpool & he kicked off in dressing room at the panto swearing & shouting. (Maybe the "Fat pig" outburst was just a small part of it?), then back at the apartment H was angry & damaged the room in temper followed by SB & her having yet another massive row. She was taunting him whilst completely out of control herself & he punched a door, then he said "Enough is enough!" & left forthwith . Its uncertain where J & B were when this lot kicked off but we have to assume they were there when all this arguing & aggression was going on.
* It also appears that H and SB smashing up the apartment meant that skanky was chucked out, hence why she found herself in a hotel for a few nights followed by her having to Be Nice to Katona to get a place to stay for her and the kids - and that of course meant her and Katona getting rat-arsed togevva on NYE
*After SB stormed off it didn't stop phoning & texting him, so it was decided he needed to get away, hence the plan to get out of the country & off to Thailand.
*Princess clearly knows what happened & also must have been aware that her mother & KK were high as kites & extremely drunk when they stayed at KK's house. Possibly that awful wings tattoo was done up there.
* It seems the thing knew about the BH being moved at least 2 weeks ago but then she's not provided any information as requested so it was always a possibility (well we all suspected that anyway). She somehow doesn't think there's anything to worry about & sounds as if she's expecting to be discharged!
* Word has it that she's spiralling rapidly out of control & is now heavily into & alcohol but given the latest ghastly tattoo on the back of the thing & the extreme amount of fillers/surgery recently she must be constantly in pain. It is surely a fact that it must be almost impossible to lay down & sleep with those huge plastic tits & now her back would have been very, very sore so that'll be why its back "Self-medicating" again.
* It appears that she's also under the illusion she can get SB back yet again so actually this is not the end of her & Crawl.
"Heres skanky!......................................."
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
Yes the bandy-legged freak in horrible footwear, (on Browkern Trotterz), is out on the Egg Hunt in London wearing an old shower curtain - in fucking sub-zero temperatures in January!!! Its Out On the Pull with the Old Boiler's Squadron, all doing Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face as skank desperately searches for a Noo Egg to make SB jellus! Channelling Max Wall now
Remind you of anyone? Orange face and purple body?
Yeah its the Rocky Horror Show! Woo Hoo!! It really does look like the skank has photoshopped itself onto this image because if it is "real" then the other three must be micro-midgets all under four feet tall!
and this, making a total exhibit of itself yet again Bein' awl seksi agen (8) Katie Price #345 Dressed in purple lace, off her face, she's a sad disgrace, losing custody case | Page 13 | Tattle Life
11.1.23 - Seksi ?? Nah thats SCARY! Even with weapons-grade filters running!

18.1.24 - Looking gawjus here with the Ronseal Burmese Teak colouration & the Turkey Teef a-glow
The nose is looking decidedly squiffy these days too, however Haha, this picture is fucking amazing with the jet black wig, silly wonky fucking eyes (one of which is bigger than the other) with the lumpy lash jobs, her silly crooked nose, teeth that look like a boxer's gum shield and the comedyfish- lips!!! To think, it's actually cost money to look that bad and for all that it looks off its trolley again. Those poor poor kiddies cos this certainly ain't no mother of any description.

Moosik plus Odd Odes etc -
Back to 2020 in another rehab stint that REALLY WORKED! www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-vows-show-who-21961831 Unfortunately The Real Me is only too apparent

Bankruptcy here we come AT LAST! Woo Hoo!! (includes The Bailiffs) -
6.1.24 - here we are posting three year old photos of P caked in make-up - the next one up will be the Ice-Cream Van one, "My World" because its in deflection mode as the run-in to BH begins
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* And look at this! https://www.thefreelibrary.com/KATIE+PROBE+ON+%27SECRET+MONEY%27.+Bankrupt+model%27s+luxury+holiday+habit...-a0766051452
12.1.24 - FFS its swerved it AGAIN! www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25332870/bankrupt-katie-price-swerves-court-again-debt-not-skint/ One can but hope the Forensic Accountants have uncovered loads of stuff they are following through with to nail the bitch once-and-for-all and not that it is going to skip off owing millions laughing about "Ize minted innit!" Plus it can go on 'oliday now chasing around trying to trap SB again
www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-court-date-moved-31863261 Using quotes from the Sun! WTF is this about the Judge reassuring her she can have a "Private hearing" though???
* Skank is laughing at everyone, and has been for five years. It has been often mentioned about the restrictions of bankruptcy that ought to have been levied upon it and that it should have reached an agreement sooner, yet what restrictions has she actually had? She has had countless holidays over the years, it still buys tacky designer gear, still lives in a huge house thats falling to pieces, it has popped-up on TV during this time in Celebrity Master Chef, Harvey and Me & the Mucky Mansion, there are all the countless gruesome images & her catalogue of LIES she flogged to the media, in fact it has earned perhaps hundreds of thousands of £s and as far as we know she hasn’t used any of it to repay her debts Innocent postmasters were incarcerated and besmirched for allegedly "robbing the Post Office" for a couple of thousand £s and yet here we have the skank owing MILLIONS of £'s to both the Taxman and innocent creditors for years - and its still blithely carrying on, not giving a shit.
15.1.24 - now this little number! No wonder its been under-the-radar for a while You can bet if someone owed her 10p it would be screeching its head off and yet it seems its not paid a penny to Alex nor the legal costs it was supposed to pay either. Who is actually surprised?? (This amount is likely to be the solicitors trying to recover their money from it)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12964027/Katie-Price-faces-bailiffs-ransacking-mucky-mansion-legal-costs-owes-ex-Alex-Reid-TODAY.html
Where is this second location then? However this is all a bit unexpected for a Monday morning yet this week's crapcast should be fun though as it squirms out the lies for this latest little number...unless of course they repossess the recording gear....
Just some random on the DM article "In 20 years, I've not heard one positive piece of news about this woman. Not one". That says it all really
* Now heres The Sun showing photos of the bailiffs assembling in the garden centre car park across the road from the Shitty Shack https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25361391/katie-price-bailiffs-mucky-mansion-alex-reid/ Bring it on woo hoo!!! Neither are they being sympathetic to skank in giving details of her massive debts plus mentioning how she threw a tantrum at the last BH to get it shut down because she didn't like members of the public exercising Their Right to listen-in. Nevertheless it is interesting wording in The Sun. Maybe they have inside knowledge? The last hearing was maybe intended to end her case so are they are either just guessing or they know it would end like it did then criminal charges would start?
Yes The Sun are sticking the knife in as anticipated
* Just a thought - I wonder if Edna could help her do a series of 'Bailiff Diaries' showing them breaking down various different styles of front doors to get a hold of skanky's lukshurry goods? Picture it though:-
One bailiff to the other... "So Fred, what did you manage to get outta the dump?"
Fred looks disappointed because he'd been led to understand this was a Manshun full of designer items rather than just containers full of old crap, then he replies
"Some knickers in a frame, some skinny syrup to put in me coffee, 54 shitty novels, 845 pairs rat-chewed designer trainers, 25 bottles of fake tan, sum barf bums, 568467 empty vapes, a burnt saucepan, a load of out-of-date rancid Perfooms, 946 bags of unwashed stinky clothes, 14 wedding dresses, some massive silicone implants, 54 iphones, several smashed tvs, a cd table, some barbies with sticky tape on their arses, an airfryer, a pile of unopened mail, oh and I stepped in dog shite about 100 times. Not sure what we'll do wiv all this crap though..................."

16.1.24 - Perhaps her "Iye downt givva shit" attitude will finally begin breaking down now its a reality?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-breaks-silence-bailiffs-31887931
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25369837/katie-price-bailiffs-mucky-mansion-ireland/
16.1.24 - apparently skank was not at home (when is it ever?) when the Bailiffs arrived so they came face-to-face with the hag AFP! No doubt PFP was hard pressed to stop the aged Rebtagob from getting itself arrested - noo Lungz or not!!

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
5.1.24 - SB is not going to like this one bit! Will it finally bring forth all the vitriol and nasty stuff he's been hanging onto for years whilst "On the front line.............." - stuff that'll finally sink the thing? Pretty sure Daddy Woods will be urging him onwards GO SB!!!!
and then theres this from SB https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/02/katie-price-reunites-kerry-katona-latest-carl-woods-split-20050580/.
* This crap "relationship" garbage with skanky has been OFF at least 8 times over the past couple of years but this might actually be The End of the Wurrrld's Gwaytist Womance after all; Judge for yourself
This is what it said in July this year on the podcast https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/katie-price-says-course-ill-27271470
"So for me to get married again they have to tick the right boxes. Or they have to have more to lose than me.
"I can't wait! Shall we organise it? Course I'll bloody get f****** married again. I want a fairytale."
And this is what she allegedly said in the podcast this week-
'So I haven't really been in a good situation, so for me to get married again, they have to tick the right boxes, or they have to have more to lose than me because I'm just sick of these cling-ons that turn into Mr Price's and then want to be famous and all of this. I'm just sick of it, I just want to meet someone who wants me for me. But yeah I would get married, shall we organise it, of course I would bloody get married again, I want a fairytale.''
So is the Daily Mail rehashing stuff or is the podcast a re-edit of old comments? Either way, nobody actually wants to marry the thing because absolutely NOBODY wants her "For MEEEEE" so all her protestations are in vain!
5.1.24 - another strike from Sinkboy who is rapidly getting into his stride now Watch out skanky!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25256730/carl-woods-swipe-ex-katie-price-instagram-stress-split/ Gotta larrrrf how the 12 year olds describe the photo of his "Rippling muscles" when in fact its wobbling blubber along with his Man Boobs plus the weapons-grade filters on his face
6.1.24 - SB posts photos of himself at Heathrow jetting-off yonder. Now because the red tops have picked up the story there's some publicity in it so are the gruesome twosome are playing the fakey breaky game to milk what they can and cover the fact skank can't get a U.S visawith her Criminal Record? They're probably already back on the Love Boat, SB will have his little jolly and there'll be the usual "EEe came runnin' bak ter MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE............ the gwass is orlways gweener....... Ize der Wun an' Ownli Pwicey 'an no wuman can cormpete with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE innit! " bullshit. It's the same bullshit they did last time he went to Vegas with their fake breakup, the cryptic posts without actually attacking each other, skank starts following a younger simpleton, sink boy does an airport picture then a few staged pictures "Wiv a trump", enjoying himself awhile then back to mistress skank looking like a mug.
*NB. Apparently SB has gone to Thailand with a "mate". Daddy must have paid to get him out of the way cos he's travelled First Class! - Ladyboys watch out!! Lots of photos incoming showing what an Amaaaaaazin' time he's having minus the skank
8.1.24 - and heres what you are missing SB! Out on the piss looking for Noo Eggs!
10.1.24 - Has the Old Egg finally cracked? This appeared on his Insta seemingly posted by the bloke he's in Thailand with, either way Daddy Woods will be frantic over his little soldier! Not everybody seems convinced this isn't just another of their little Games ie; comments on the post saying ‘Who even is he?’, ‘You mean you’re on a comedown?’, ‘Attention seeker. Just deactivate, you don’t need to inform everyone’.. Quite a few are calling him an attention seeker for posting it instead of just deactivating it and as for getting his little chum to "Take control of his SMs............" Well
He's made it to the Mail's Sidebar of Shame wiv 'is Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos and now this https://apple.news/ADJHDC7TTSZKfnIzlrYJu7w
Presumably Cole knows what he's in for after his legover with that trump in Veeguss -
18.1.24 - See here SB, in this week's Crapcast you are already being lined-up to take the blame for the thing's Delusions of Bewty and turning her into a Frump like Edna is! 'She added: "I'm like, well, I'm making an effort now, because I'm allowed to wear and do what I want. And I am, and I've got time to do it.' YOUR FAULT she looks like a hideous old Bag Lady Sinkboy but now she's FREE to dress like a hooker again It is the usual utter, utter bollocks of course because in fact all this tarting itself up again is because it's after securing a Noo Egg. She's after a new victim so she's trying to grab attention the only way it knows how - its absolutely NOTHING to do with anybody controlling what she wears or anything else . What it really amounts to is that when she had SB where she wanted him she made no effort any more. Remember a few years ago at the start of the relationship where she said she "Liked that Carl was controlling", sshe said then she liked men who 'Put her in her place'. He was being set up even then. To her this "Controlling" thing is when a man says "Please don't act like a complete and utter slattern and flirt with random eggs sneakily or in front of me"! And that of course is skanky's raison d'être - innit! Here The Sun underlining it for you SB
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25405603/katie-price-savage-swipe-carl-woods-allowed/
20.1.24 - its back flogging crap online again but using an image that used to contain SB snarling at the camera. She's snipped him out LOL

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3698

5.1.24 - With SB off the scene its time to get back to the serious business of recruitment. This poor little sod is now being "followed" ie TRACKED by the thing. https://tattle.life/attachments/img_1374-png.2668625/ This is how it works though, when it "follows" them awhile then swoops in for the kill - Noo The Wun #3698 in place ready to start the IVF & the rest of it's nonsense all over again with the bloke who has a Giant Willy and is the Best She's Evva Had! Yet again..............
8.1.24 - Egg-Hunting in London now SB has finally elbowed her. Looks at the hoards of young blokes.................. ah yes - there aren't any!! Filtered to the maximum as well to carve-off the lard
Look at the hoardes of Noo Eggs queuing up to be the next victim, The One #3699 Old Billy-No-Mates standing there all alone................................. "Ooo invited dat old bag ennyways?"
13.1.24 - Has it snared another mug? It dumped the kid's early to clear off to Ireland for the Plasterclass
21.1.24 - Poor little bastard! https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/love-island-stars-hunk-sparks-31930266

"Ize a singul gal now!"-
9.1.24 - Making a complete exhibit of itself then posting it and also embarrassing P! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2678/2678575-12412f0cc81413eade290534a98f2137.mp4 and this LOL

Clan Grifter Gossip -
5.1.23 - https://tattle.life/attachments/2669294/ Fascinating input from Edna about collecting firewood! Woo Hoo! What a boring, drab individual this is & just WHO exactly is reading about her daily uninteresting life for God sake? Her glasses are almost as big as her chubby, pancake shaped face now but what an utterly dull woman. She's the reason companies put directions on shampoo - despite her Degree!
10.1.24 - Ooooooh Edna’s gonna do a house tour video and take a pic of her bedroom alcoves to show her fans. How bloody exciting Woo Hoo!!! Yes Beige Edna is sharing the complete JOY of her BEDROOM ALCOVES!!! Holy shit this is what I have been missing in my life, I cannot fucking wait!! #SoBlessed #Excitiiiiing #LiveLaughLove
12.1.24 - Edna's scintillating podcast just goes on................and on............now with more pointless waffle about her kid's day at nursery interspersed with lots of "Uhmmmsss & Errs.." Fascinating stuff! Oh and she's got a Front Door too WOO HOO!!!!
* Heres Edna doing some well-seksi moddlin but actually looking more like a sack-o-shite tied up in the middle

19.1.24 - Such thrilling content in Edna's Insta. She bought a box of firelighters on Amazon - 200 in a box WOO HOO!!!! Katie Price #347 Sweaty back Tatt, Kipper's a-hummin' - Fear not Krusties, the bailiffs are coming! | Page 43 | Tattle Life Seriously Edna???????
20.1.24 - As of today there has been no sign of this Fammerly Cwissmuss in January that skanky promised the kids in leiu of their being stuck in a pokey Liverpool apartment over the holiday period due to her shitty panto nonsense. It now turns out they didn't even get the promised "takeaway Curry" for their Christmas dinner, instead they got whatever was in the freezer. No surprise though considering the thing happily announced that she spent the entire day festering in bed because she was "so exhausted" after that panto rubbish What a "mother" eh?
* Ooooh Edna's on-a-roll now - a Bog Roll! Hurry up and get yours so's you can be like Edna with her funky bog-rolls! woo hoo!

AFP'S Book of Lies -
This utter bog-roll contains so much old bullshit, garbage and utter LIES that when a fragment of Der Troof does emerge in it its hard to believe! Believe this though as regards skank's "First wape" allegedly when a child in the park - another one the police did NOTHING about Basically AFP is blaming someone else for KFP being a total fantasist even as a child ... AFP knows you can't believe a word that comes out of the skank's foul gob but that fact is down to YOU AFP - you are as much of a narc and a liar as Kipper is!!
22.1.24 - some more old bollocks from the Mirror, a repeat of the usual crap from the aged bucket-gob itself, AFP
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-concerned-mum-amy-31932695

Fwends Abandoning Ship Finally-
8.1.24 - Note the appearance of Ms Disney here (she was the woman who was going to Surrogate for skank & SB until she saw for herself what an utter shitshow skank is and how she really treats people (including her and her kids when visiting th Shitty Shack). No more surrogate and no TV Show abahhht it either

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!"-
More like -
"Dear lazy arse grifter
I see you putting long hours into having your hair, nails, arse etc done. Late nights, later mornings, a big ugly nightmare. Keep going sis, it's all about to go tits up for you. You got this (and several other infections)". "Female Business Power" indeed
* Another oldie skank is putting out there for likes and sympathy - this was back when it had the Turkey Teef installed and apparently everyone "Luvvvvd itttttttt..............."
https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/24048115.katie-price-visit-clacton-everything-got/?ref=socialflow&fbclid=IwAR32gnrbIuCDlamFjIi3f7owQ24BYwBjtEp2PUuSe_gOOXpytAZkTYNaiCM_aem_AQSDUAwkdFkxKkp43s2EkNSwRaV8PEB7v262te5ykVPlGbfx8vVKR14.1.24 Se9ePcuMpDF5e0 - like anybody gives a shiny shite though..................... However theres this snippet Yep Bunty gets cold chops for her breakfast or they're her packed lunch!
15.1.24 - posting this freakshow to detract from all the Bailiff Buisiness exploding around her
16.1.24 - https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/16/inside-katie-prices-hectic-life-spotlight-amid-bailiff-drama-19669837/
18.1.24 - So doing a post about the worrying use of filters by young girls, then highlighting it by using a heavily filtered photo!
20.1.24 - taken from the bullshit in The Grauniad's grim article thats finally surfaced moths after the interview "I’ve always been extroverted. At Dad’s 30th, I turned up in a leather catsuit. I was only 13. Even at school I was an exhibitionist, and told everyone I was going to be on TV. I knew I wouldn’t have a normal job. I wanted a big house in the countryside, a fairytale wedding, to be a famous pop star or a model, and to work with horses. I’ve achieved it all – and more.............." No wonder she's such a fucking shit Muvva when her own "mother" allowed her to dress like a trollop and as for the rest of it..................................!
22.1.24 - this has the thing's grubby mitt-marks all over it. Its simply a shell company formed under the names of her latest flunkey to "manage artistes" such as MEEEEEEEEE for example - but its obvious who is actually yanking the chains here Just like all those other dodgy companies such as KP Ekwestryan, KP Merch etc etc......
This stupid woman is going to get burnt like all the others stupid enough to front companies for her in order that she can take out massive loans from them.

# Ouch!! -
5.1.24 -

Plasterclasses -
5.1.24 - Hands up who is surprised by the cancellation at the 11th hour of tomorrow's plasterclass? NOBODY!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25264819/katie-price-cancels-masterclass-birmingham/ - The Sun sticking their oar in
7.1.24 - The Qween of Gran more like! and it looks like Bunty at least has been wheeled-out for this momentous event too - no school tomorrow then for her eh?
* This was before Christmas when the Grand Announcement was made of the Impending Arrival of Our Kween in Clacton
Its a star-spangled performance tho......
8.1.24 - and after the "Amazing sell-out events!" https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-344-katie-price-newbies-please-read-the-wiki-theyll-be-back-together-soon-for-a-quickie.43507%2Fpage-45%23post-17961419&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk%2Fnews%2F24034222.clacton-katie-price-heads-town-masterclass-events%2F&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=56bb5ef10bdd9d128e0188886134b794&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D Yes 15 idiots per session crammed into that dodgy salon is an "Amazing success innit!"
14.1.24 - doing her faymuss "Pointy-toe-pouty-face" pose for the muppets at the Ireland Plasterclass Incidentally, These plasterclasses will be costing her money/. There were only 30 people there max at the Clacton one so that’s only making £1500 - not a lot left after 40% tax (were she actually paying it of course). This one in Ireland appears to only have maybe 24 people milling about or being herded into place for photos to make it look positively buzzing, therefore what it took in ticket money doesn’t even cover the cost of the flights and her hotel expenses never mind what she may have had to pay whoever else! Definately something dodgy going on with these crappy events of hers
Replastered with the "Amaaaaaazin Lashes"! Weapons grade filters in operation too.
18.1.24 - It looks like the idiots who paid good money for the cancelled Plasterclass have still not had their promised refunds. Quelle surprise there then???

Its Behind You! Woo Hoo Its Panto Time Again!! The Final Dose -
16.1.24 - here we go again with the next shite panto. Ticket sales not looking very good are they?

17.1.24 - word has it that skanky is staying with Chloe Ferry when in Geordieland for this fiasco so no doubt there will be plenty of sightings of the thing out & about, trollied & off-its-head; The kids are being left at the Shitty Shack with AFP & PFP this time.
18.1.24 - The Panto are now trying to flog tickets at nearly half price (43% discount!). There are comments saying it was really bad last year on FB so don't anticipate this being any good whatsoever, however add skanky into the equation you can see what is coming This is a very low budget thing so she can’t be getting much coin for this one, capacity of the place is 450, they have loads of unsold tickets (it says limited tickets available, they are lying) they are discounting like crazy, and there are only 6 performances so another big thing happening for Skank in 2024. LOL No doubt it still hasn't bothered to learn its Three Lines yet either, like last time round
22.1.24 - It finally turned up for rehearsals for the next shite panto fiasco - not bad considering this farce is due to begin in days! Pictures of it with the cast are doing the rounds although its hard to tell which are the drag queens and which is the skank

"Iss Me Mentawl 'Elf Innit! -
I wonder if this is a diagnosis from the Ferapist at der Pwwiowy? PTSD from a Onesie woo hoo!

Surrogacy and Adoption -
8.1.24 - The Surrogate pops up again spouting more dirt on why she pulled-out of their Deal. Is what she's saying KP wanted to in effect buy a disabled child that wasn't hers?. It seems not only did skank treat her and her children appallingly but in fact she did not care about any potential health implications as long as she got A Baybee out of it, disabled children being good moneymakers of course https://tattle.life/attachments/img_9809-png.2674614/
So then, in knowing this why has this woman not reported all she knows to the appropriate authorities? Or did she, only to come face-to-face with skank's own Tame Social Worker Dim Lynne who has lied and cheated on her behalf for ages until she was unmasked and FIRED (thanks to SB)??

Scrounging and Grifting plus Flogging Crap on Lives -
4.1.24 - Its doing a Live on FB this time - has it been chucked off Twat Tok again? https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-344-katie-price-newbies-please-read-the-wiki-theyll-be-back-together-soon-for-a-quickie.43507%2Fpage-6&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffb.watch%2Fpn4JqgM77k%2F&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=4060e8ae7cdbd4bda46643d55d4d0e91&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
* It seems Mrs Danvers is still around and Jeyda is back from Turkey too
* It says its been filming with C4 today
* AFP is arriving in a minute - maybe she's got the wage packets for everyone now SB has taken his umbrella company away?
* Shes giving up vaping in 2 days but was nevetheless chugging away on camera & sneakily necking the wine (wine glass heard clinking)
* More filler in bum and lips from Ellie, Bring it on! More leakage no doubt - even after the slagging skank gave the last lot!
* In case you didn't know - She‘s single!
* Bunny got in trouble for her nails at school today….Bunty just asked Skank to email the school, and “Tell them to shut up!“…seriously she said that , so sad what Skank has done to that little girl That's not 'Sassy' that's damn right rude and disrespectful but what do you expect from living with the absolute pinnacle of disrespect and rudeness 'mother of the year'?
* Sharing more gruesome detail than necessary "She wants my leggings. I’ve just come on though…I don’t think I’ve leaked in them though" Wtf! Rita says she wants to buy the leggings she has on. KFP says ‘You wanna buy these? I’ve just come on though. I’ve not leaked though’
* Love how she said her house is pristine when its a total kharzi!
* Just look at the arse on it wearing these "slimming leggings"!!
* The thing is getting worse as this broadcast carries on - its pissed / drugged-up or BOTH surely??
*Jeyda: someone said you should do a "Clean with Katie"
Skank: "What’s that?"
Jeyda: "Like clean up!"
Skank: "Why do I need to clean up? My house is immaculate!"
Jeyda then avoids eye contact with skank by looking at the phone saying ‘No, as in like if you was doing your sink they wanna know what you’re using on your sink’
KFP: ohhhh cleaning products, oh I can’t give that trick away!!!" Like skank knows! Best ask Rita instead!! Come on - surely she’s taking the piss out of herself. She doesn’t fucking clean so what tricks does she have to give away? Silly bitch!
* The kids appear to be cooking something; Jett is covered in flour and it appears they've burnt several of her pans in the process!
* Skank went In the kitchen to ask B what she was doing - she said "Oh Bunty likes ASMR"
* It said Bunny goes to bed at 9 and Jett half an hour later as he’s older, however Jet was posting on TT at 11.30pm so clearly not in bed despite the late hour
10.1.24 - its got "Viral" leggings now woo hoo! Or is it more to do with people logging in to look at the fucking state moddlin' the things?
12.1.23 - From the latest Popbitch mail out:
13.1.24 - Flogging crap again Just a little tip here skanky - if you "Really feel the cold like MEEEEEEEEE!" then wear some fucking clothes!!! Simples!!! Look at the state of it though
16.1.23 - Its LIVE after being MIA for some days woo hoo!
*She said H went back to college and Jett whispered 'He's a pain in the bum'. She said 'No he is not'. (He's useful of course)
* 'Hydro-clonic, Hydrochloric, Hydraullic acid face cream' ! Showing its really researched these products as usual
* 'Yes, I am single' she says. (situation highly unlikely to change either)
*She’s just read something that’s come through on her phone whilst on live and said to whoever’s with her (not sure if it’s Jeyda?) ‘I haven’t got a meeting today have I? The boss has just sent a zoom link’.. I think Jeyda said it’s tomorrow.
Is this her "engagement ring"? Is it on the right hand or reflection?
* Says life isn’t hard for her. She’s there in her kitchen with all her family working.
* Everyone does TikTok nowadays she says. Hahahaha
* Princess is at college (according to KFP anyway!)
*Had a sunbed earlier. Been fake tanning and using the sunbed. What’s the point in that
*Fenella just rolled out a rug - yes Fenella Dogsbody is back!! AFP and brother Dan are there
* Is she trying to show that the Bailiffs left the sofas behind...?!! It does look remarkably tidyand possibly somewhat EMPTY of crap thats usually strewn about?. Perhaps that's why she allowed them in. They'd have cleared all her crap for free.!!. It says the place looks empty because she's decorating............................
* Her selling spiel is unbelievable! On the electric blanket it squawks ‘It has a plug.....It’s expensive but if you can’t afford your electric it’s good’. On the tablet ‘It does all this stuff, I can’t be bothered - here look!’ and holds up the instruction manual to the camera!
*"Harvey only smashed one window and pushed 2 doors in..." but no broken TVs this time though. Apparently this was at the Shitty Shack rather than at the Liverpool apartment but that in itself could explain why they were chucked out before the panto run ended & she had to go to a Hotel for a few nights

Podcast Garbage -
11.1.24 - Same shit different day..................... Only about 30 minutes (seems to have cut down since she has started the VIP ones too)
* Point One - Katie is single woo hoo!!
* She lost her voice on the last day of panto and it was still a bit croaky. She did TWO songs in the panto, apparently she insists she "Was a dream to work with', in fact her fellow panto stars couldn't believe the bad press she has to put up with.
* Said she split with Carl, so she had J&B + H on her own in the dressing room, she had to juggle everything like wrapping presents, shopping for Christmas - EVERYTHING! _ on her own!! (Poor little love) * It seems that in fact there was not even a takeaway curry for Christmas dinner so the kids ended up with whatever was in the freezer because Mummy was too exhausted to shop)
* Went to Katona's for NYE, had P whilst Junior was in Dubai with his dad.
* This old chestnut AGAIN - New Year, new ME!
* Soooo busy this year, did mention the courts and bankruptcy, but didn't seem bothered by it. She has joined a gym and has a therapy day, it has a spa so said she will be able to get her massages and facials & they have a restaurant. It asked if she could do zoom meetings in there so it will be her 2nd home. She going to be riding again plus MORE self care, MORE ME TIME & enjoy not getting moaned at (by SB presumably).
* It says they'll be doing more kids activities this year. (yeah righty-ho!)
* Next panto she has even more to say and sings a Whitney H song.
* SFP moaning about her move YET AGAIN!, her removals got fucked up (Hence PFP's emergency post about a removal van) - she was really slagging them off.
* Moaning about Albert lots, she even phoned DL for advice on his sleeping. And Edna said on the pod, "If you don't know who Lynne is, it's J&B's nanny!" (what she did not mention is that DL is the undercover spy from Social Services who has fucked Kieran over))
* Then there was about a 5 min ad for Shopify, where they reading from a script very badly.
* Didn't think she would be single going into new year, but it wasn't right on both sides, then said something like, "didn't expect to be blocked". "Going to spend more time riding (repeats again) self care, at home, kids". Think there is probably more info on the VIP pod but like hell are we paying for that shit!.
* Talks about her fav house, says Caterham as it had an indoor pool, but no privacy, and her 2nd House, plus Windcaves "But my MH with what's his name was affected".
* MM been bad luck, will probably eventually turn it into a wedding venue. Is there a need for Hillbilly jump-the-broom ceremonies?
* SFP moaned about Albert putting her ring down the sink (She had asked AFP/PFP to watch him while she went for a shower, moaning that they didn't) Thought she would have to phone Bill the jeweller to get a replacement, KP pipes up, that she needs Bill's number.
* The new cat then appears, it's a boy called Frog. (Perhaps called that to stop H battering it?
* AFP & PFP are now staying in the MM, she gets a report everyday from them about the kids and the mess.
* Bunty then comes in and KP wants a cup of tea from her servant daughter. Moans tha t Buntyis wearing her tracksuit bottoms.
* SFP & AFP went to Bunty's school to watch her Christmas play, Bunny was wearing KP's cowboy boots. Does this child not have her own clothing??
* Life advice. Mentioned something about relationships and adapting and changing, it's a mistake to change your personality. She doesn't have an ADHD moment all the time, she is quiet too, says it's nerves that she is so loud.
* The Noo Cat gets stuck in her hair. Poor thing thought it was a rat's nest
* She's excited for this year, & she hasn't vaped on the show today (WOW, she actually lasted 30 minutes without vaping, it must be bad to say that's an achievement)
* Comparing themselves to the Kardashians, "state of us" FFS
* The Premiere of Geordie Shore tomorrow so out as a single!! Woo Hoo!. She's wearing either Beige trousers and white top or she has a dress with wings that she bought in Vegas with fishnet tights and belt and heels, dress is very classy. Not sure what went wrong then to borrow Chloe's blue jumpsuit, obviously thought it would get her noticed more. (Oh it sure did but not in any nice way)
That was it really but you have to wonder why they devote so much of their Hot Air moaning about about their kids so much?
17.1.24 - Just the usual old BS, Lies and general rubbish spouted by these two morons.
* The day this was recorded was when SFP got her pile of wood. Woo Hoo! Top news event!!!
* Skank went out last night with Jess and her partner and a ‘friend’ - she had told AFP she was going out for a curry in Storrington, but that was a lie.
*She’s "Single, staying single, I want when I want !!" (Trying to get SB back under the cosh still then)
* Her voice is still bad and her chest (Yeah those things! LOL) so she’s not even been vaping much
* Still not learnt her script for thr next shitty panto fiasco
* Now saying her MAC computer got ‘damaged’ over Christmas (grift grift grift), that Harvey was home and he launched the microphone and damaged Princess’s door. She’s also ‘lost’ her phone, but found an old one… says she’s having a disaster with technology. (Cynics might say it’s bailiff related )
* On about some blue sausage skin for the GS premier Apparently she’d asked someone at the masterclass the night before to make her a dress, but it wasn’t right, so she borrowed Chloe’s ghastly blue sausage skin ensemblé. (Probably wanted dress for free & dressmaker said NO!) Said she felt very relaxed that she didn’t have to worry about who she was talking to, or what time she would be back. They went to a club afterwards and she "Knew she was hotter than all the little witches in there..... she’s still got it, despite being told she’s a has been." (The delusion is strong in this one and who is this hagface to be calling other women "Witches" anyway?)
* Next day had an important zoom meeting at 9am (Bailiffs?)and then her C4, actually she really doesn’t know how she did it!
*Then had lips done, filler done. Hideous Tattoo done - getting finished next week.
* Done panto interviews, had her hair cut. She’s looking forward to panto, mentions voice again, hope it lasts.
* Mentions joining the gym again, but hasn’t been yet, as not had time.
* Harvey has knackered her, he’s smashed so many things since he’s been home. (Not the Bailiffs taking them then??)
* But being a Grate Mummy she took him for "A pamper session". FGS
*Jett has finally gone to a farm that she’s been wanting him to go to for 6 months (bet she didn't take him though), so hopefully he can carry on with therapy and try to get him back on track to go back to school in September. (He was fine until skank snatched him and Bunty - any "therapy" will begin when he finally Goes Home)
* Had a sunbed yesterday. Woo hoo!!
* SFP mentioned they were in the top comedy podcasts (80th position lol). But really? Is this crap supposed to be "Comedy?)
* Got a Wagamama’s on the way as she can’t be bothered to cook. ( Thought she wanted to be healthy)
*Mentions the Plasterclass - flying there and straight back as has an OFs shoot on Monday, been doing lots of content now she’s free to do it all.
* Been going through her Instagram looking at a bit of eye candy now she can. It’s all fun. SFP doesn’t read her DMs. She doesn’t follow anyone. Making out she’s getting loads of messages. (All those blokes who want to date her now she's SINGUL, woo hoo!)
* She’s like the walking wounded, lips done, they hurt, filler in her bum, tattoo, but she's stillshe’s got time to do nails etc.
* Apparently Princess told her she looked nice, she said what do you mean, she said you’re not always in your tracksuits, she said, "Well I can make an effort now, because I’m allowed to wear and do want I want -and I’ve got time to do it". Its SB's fault she's a scraggy old mare then?
* Mentions gym again, not had time yet as she’s had the kids, but she’s going for sauna, steam room, spa. The Price is back. LOL
* Then theres a listener's ghost story. Now her turn for a ghost story, so a week ago she was in bed with Bunny, Jett had made a bed by the side of her, she was hot, so took her socks off, then she heard someone saying "Mum, mum", but kids were both asleep & she was scared so wouldn’t look. (Isn't it supposed to LURRRVVVE this stuff?) Anyway it said this was the room Jett wouldn’t go in, but he was only in there because she was. (Again, I thought it was Jett’s room that had the ghost boy so why is she in his bedroom along with Bunty? Nah its just more made up aka "dwarmer" Maybe the voice was H whom she quite forgotten all about being "So busy"?)
*Tapping on both her feet - anxious about something? Something like Bailiffs??
*Edna's new house is quite noisy, she can hear the neighbours. Bet Edna is glad she doesn't have skanky as a neighbour then
*Now she’s shouting for someone to bring up her Wagamamas and ‘edmean’ beans
*Talks about a VIP episode and some photo then back to her saying "People (she has) spoken to this week have no idea who Jordan is, they only know her as Katie Price..........." (Get over yourself love! They probably weren't even born when Jordan was flashing it's plastic tits about!!)
* "It’s really frustrating tho................;she wants everyone to know what she has achieved and that’s she’s not just a mum with a kid like Harvey..........................." (Gotta get the Harvey mentions in of course, "Poor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and all that)
* Nicest celeb she’s ever met? Its a backhanded compliment as you'd expect when it says "Melinda Messenger but people probably don’t know who she is now" (whereas everywun knawwws MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE innit! She "Loves Ruth and Eammon, Obvs Rylan, Sharon Osborne....", then Edna pipes-up with "I didn’t think she likes you!"; "Oh and then theres Louis Walsh, Piers M, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, so many nice people out there, but also so many wankers. We won’t name them". Pretty good coming from the skank eh?
* AFP goes on instagram under a name they don’t know. (Could it be The Truth Prevails - that one Lies like hell?.
Note this though - skank's own campaign against undercover spies and Twollz
* Viewer questions about a Hen do - says she's never really had a hen do. She talks about the hen do she did for SFP.
* Her Go To makeup products? It depends on time of the month for which foundation or how many sunbeds she has had (mostly Orange tones then eh?) She likes Laura Mercier, Rimmel. TT shop stuff then says she hasn’t actually bought make up in ages… errr thought she said she bought loads in Liverpool as she forgot make up bag/ dustbin? LIES again skanky!
*She knows she is sexy. SFP says"Whatever" - the rest of the sighted world says BARF
* Life advice. This must relate to KP…this question is from a listener whose friend is going through a break up with a toxic person yet bores everyone to death talking about it because it’s all about her; (Sound familiar??) KP’s reply - "Yew shud orlways be dere for your frend beycors she probbly dussnt wealise wot she is dooin - beycors of er stayte of mind. Blah blah blah" .Edna sez she would call her out.
* KP is being very matter of fact about the Carl break up, "Just whatever…just get on with it and stay focused". Bet she's spitting feathers that he dared to leave MEEEEEEEE though, despite all she screeches to the contrary!
* "How do you deal with a guy who is texting you when he has a girlfriend?" …we get the holier than thou response from it of course - the one who texts blokes behind the back of current victim
*She’s munching on her edmean beans now like a pig in a trough - its the End for another week! Thank God
* Albert walked in on one partduring this garbage and said 'Who's that' Edna said 'That's aunty isn't it?' Kid has no idea who she is which just shows that Edna doesn't trust KP to spend any time with her child. Edna knows she's not a fit Aunt let alone a "Mother" and yet she sits back and does nothing for J&B. She's almost as bad as KP.
The conclusion to be gained from this crap its spouting is that SB actually IS the reason she’s been dressing so frumpy along with everything else, blah blah.... but really its a case of whatever suits her narrative at the time for HER to be The Victim. Is she even looking into WHY Harvey is smashing so many things up? As for thinking she’s the Sexiest in the room? - her level of delusion is right off the scale

F4J Dive In on the Skank -
8.1.24 - Here they come again! We all knew this little number from back-at-the-time, however none of the media picked-up on the FACT skanky was behind this little stunt & binned the money from it too.
20.1.24 - Bet skank thought they'd forgotten about her! WRONG!! What in God's name is going on there though that F4J would post such a thing?? The image disappeared as quickly as it was put up but it was long enough to plant the allegations for the world to see. Jeez can even skanky stoop this low????
21.1.24 - Same statement has now reappeared on Twatter and FB - clearly they think they're on a winner here

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
9.1.24 - Oooh we have more of the lip and bum filler tomorrow - so much happening for it this month
and its all been Soooooooooooooooo worth it eh?
10.1.24 - here we go with rebalancing the leaky arse again Even after the slagging skanky gave this silly bint after the Leaky Arse Incident she still gives the thing more of same!! And the fish lips Still, there are very few people who manage to get both their mouth and their bumhole to look identical. She should get a small amount of kudos for that unique achievement.
11.1.24 -https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-jaw-dropping-31856910
12.1.24 - and another grotty, naff tattoo for the Bankrupt scumbag www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25341266/katie-price-huge-back-tattoo/ Note that this particular tattoo is old hat anyway (Beckham had this done YEARS AGO) plus with the way the thing is spreading in all directions theres always plenty of spare flab to have etched these days Still its so brave of her to lay there for all those hours with her fear of needles as well, but then it seems to be on a mission to cover that deformed body in grotty tatts although still hasn’t had the rest of the kids done yet, just that awful one of P Actually it looks even more like a hairy gorilla now ....................
15.1.24 - and now this BS being spouted by the plasticised old hag! https://www.sundayworld.com/showbiz/irish-showbiz/katie-price-says-its-sad-that-young-girls-get-lip-fillers-at-dublin-makeup-class/a101151412.html
Showing off it's Gorilla-Back tattoo nowhttps://extra.ie/2024/01/15/entertainment/celebrity/pics-katie-price-masterclass
16.1.24 - In less than 2 weeks it's had the stick-on lashes done 3 times, a large hideous tattoo, the talons done (possibly twice), the fish-lips & bum re-filled plus had it's tatty barnet done at least 3 times. Not bad for a bankrupt eh?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25381999/katie-price-fans-problem-huge-new-lip/
18.1.24 - Topping up the Radiation Orange ready for the panto farce but just look at it's cankles, not not mention how disgustingly filthy her trotterz are along with those grotesque nails. Just GROSS in every respect
And this creature has continually banged-on about "Ize got pwitty feyt innit!" Well actually luv - you ain't !!!

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
6.1.23 - Here comes another Ex sticking it to the skank!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/25264759/warren-furman-gladiators-ace-vicar/
* So we are absolutely delighted to inform you all that she's being a victim again. This time, she's doing what she does best and has begun making sly digs at Carl. Now, she's "Sick of these cling-ons who want to be famous".
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_2389-png.2671194/ Given we only ever hear about her exes when she brings them up (with the exception of Peter), this calls for that age-old question: IF the men in her life are as bad as she claims - why have literally ALL of them gone on to enter long-lasting, healthy and (presumably) happy relationships, while her life continues to lurch from one disaster to the next? Once again, it's not a difficult question to answer is it?
12.1.24 - whilst its undoubtedly A Joke, its bloody hilarious nevertheless
15.1.23 - the fall-out from skank getting the Bailiffs paying her a visit brings Alex's grim experiences with the old Ho right to the fore again. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12965193/Katie-Prices-former-husband-Alex-Reid-claims-spent-years-abused-bitter-ex.html
"This is backed by years of direct threats from her mouth… If it weren't me, then it would be somebody else...................it's admirable how she sticks up for Harvey, like any parent would as I would with any of my children, but to then go and attack people doing exactly what people have done to you and your own son is not just hypocritical and contradictory, it is disgraceful and undermines any good you have done. (It has never "done any good" though but thats very noble of him to say that)
'Someone against trolling shouldn't be trolling. Thank goodness I have the inner strength and support around me to get through this, as I know first hand how others haven't".
* "The ex-cage fighter, 48, says he has received a number of 'death threats' from Katie, 45, and he finds her behaviour 'hypocritical' following her campaign to eradicate online hate and trolling targeted at her disabled son Harvey. And theres HER doing precisely that!

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
18.1.23 - Here we go! This is the first of a Lifetime's Worth that'll be descending on SB from now on until the day the thing carks-it! Enjoy the Price of your Zlebdom SB
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25405603/katie-price-savage-swipe-carl-woods-allowed/ "Iss awl 'is fawlt................. evvryfink!"

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc -
This is a reminder of the horrendous Wape in Saaarrrrffff Afffrikka that has caused ALL her twarmers, the PTSD & everything else. Note how bovverred it is by being "Waped at gunpoint in front of her kids by 6 blokes in a Vauxhall Corsa......................." This is the time she broke all of the advice from the Home Office by only travelling during the day, not going down any non-tourist routes, and not travelling at night, instead she travelled at night by going down a non-tourist route, putting her children's lives at risk and also by not giving them what they wanted just for a party that was happening somewhere else in the country and all just to create content for her shite tv programme. Then she claimed (I have to put claimed because there was no police report or anything reported to the police) about how she got waped or at least sexually assaulted by this gang of Saaaarrrrffff Affriukkans. The police chief goes on the report saying, "We haven't a clue in what happened". What a wonderful, fantastic mother she really is !!!

* One version of The Lies -

The Ordeal gets worse and worse every single time it gets dragged out for useage so this was an early version because its only "Big sticks".
* These are the Enablers who have failed to tell the troof about this BS https://tattle.life/attachments/img_20220907_153624-jpg.1561826/
* You will note in this rubbish interview it lied through that when she talks about this event she seems to be enjoying it - especially the bit about arguing with the gunmen, saying "Iye wownt let yers get my kidz!!" and being well 'ard for the benefit of the camera still running Frankly had anything remotely close to that had happenned the TV show would have ended filming on-the-spot and not a single episode would ever have been shown, yet instead it went into post production editing then went out as part of a normal schedule whilst Kipper carried on with it's normal BS in the press There is only ONE CONCLUSION to be had here - its absolute total bollocks and she is lucky that all that has happened is ITV refusing to have her on their channel again, not forgetting the fact she has left herself open to being sued although ITV clearly dont see any point in suing a bankrupt liar!
* Please also note that not a SINGLE person involved in that fiasco and subsequent LIE FEST has come forward to corroborate her story. No crew , drivers, not her now-grown-up-kids nor this heroic Neil person whoever he is (word has it that skank shagged him so he's got to keep schtum hasn't he??), not a peep from any of the ambulance crew involved, the SA police and relevant authorities, certainly not the The British Embassy whose travel advice she blatently IGNORED to do this trip, nor the TV execs in charge of this rubbish . There is NOBODY except skanky mouthing off her LIES at every opportunity -Not a single one . Are they too embarrassed to comment on her LIES?
* Heres the thing's interview that scupperred any chance of her EVER getting back on ITV, when she laid the blame for her hideous wape ordeal firmly on their doorstep https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-slams-itv-over-28769340.am
* Heres her erstwhile Best Mate Katona getting her two penneth in - also mentioning the Saaarrrrffff Affrikka Incident
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/kerry-katona-katie-price-support/

Breaking The Law - Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Don't forget this little lot either - it's History of Driving Bans. Despite having NO LICENCE currently, whats the betting it is still driving again because SB the chauffeur has debunked?
* NOTE also that it was caught driving YET AGAIN in July 2023 (after SB had left her for the umpteenth time) when in Cheltenham for H's glorious World Record Attempt. It was nicked but did not have to face Court so obviously another batch of fines that it won't pay then This has only just surfaced so clearly Someone is clearing the shelves of DIRT . The Mail have picked it up now https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12970209/Katie-Price-fined-speeding-expired-licence-drink-diving-ban.html
& The Sun https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25381507/katie-price-fined-speeding-and-driving-with-expired-licence/
17.1.24 - and another one https://uk.news.yahoo.com/katie-price-caught-speeding-just-150000623.html

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -

9.1.24 - and another defenceless, innocent creature is acquired to die at the hands of the skank Whats happened to the other kitten it got last month as well, not to mention all the poor dogs? Where are the tabloids to ask questions eh???
* The media have picked-up on this now
www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/11972084/katie-price-new-cat-petition-to-ban-owning-pets/
Incidentally, it gave away the last Sphynx cats that belonged to the children
11.1.24 - another grift, a portrait of "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE being grate on Wollice!" Shame that her opinions of her fantastic ekwestryan skills are not shared by those in the know eh?? In fact heres a few from a dressage blog discussion on the skank from 2009 when she first bought him. Needless to say the majority of the comments were spot on even back then.
“Unfortunately, she has renamed him "Cross Dresser" and is applying her fashion sense to her horse. No helmet either. My oh my.”
“yes poor horse, looking at videos of her riding... Very harsh hands, cant even post on the correct diagonal... He is her new chihuahua. "She needs to ride better before her dreams come true.”
“She looks like she's trying to Sexypose up there. Poor horse.”
Indeed, it appears that it put it out in the press back-at-the-time that she'd named her horse 'Jordan's cross dresser'. More public humiliation for Alex Reid. Either way this fantarstik artwork is taken from an old photo which bears no resemblence to skanky whatsoever LOL
18.1.24 - using one of the Chi's to flog her Twat Tok junk now; At least this one is still alive though "So cute............................" - the usual comment to just about everything

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
8.1.24 - Worrying times. Skank is achieving her Aim in getting at least one "Mini-Me" out of her brood. Bunty has been on YT typing Q&A about ‘Stuff she gets asked about "Being Famous"
"Do you like being famous? Yes ofc
Does your mum get asked for pics? : All the time
Do paparazzi take pics? Yes" What sort of a sicko is asking this stuff of a 9 year old anyway????
11.1.24 - Bunty is all over you tube again - unsupervised! Asking somebody to contact her and give her their number so she can call them.
13.1.24 - Junior has joined a campaign against the online grooming of children on SM's Katie Price #346 Geordie Shore and the Horsham wh.. | Page 28 | Tattle Life Reckon he's seen enough of it with his little sister and brother compliments of Mummy
19.1.24 - it just gets worse. Bunty is back on Twat Tok on yet another new account posting some truly heartbreaking stuff about missing her Dad andher baby brother and more of her singing along to a rap song with lyrics about @sshole and the n word . I won't put it here obviously but the gist of it is so terribly sad, a lonely little girl who really is missing her Daddy and the family she has been denied for coming on two years thanks to that bitch of a "Mother". The alleged "Mother" specimen has now fucked off 'Oop North for two weeks for another crappy panto that its done NO PREPS for whatsoever, leaving J&B with Dim Lynne again whilst it indulges in WHATEVER whilst trawling desperately for a Noo Egg to replace SB. Shocking, just shocking in every respect Meanwhile there are two young kids putting out Twat Tok posts that really demonstrate their acute pain at what Mummy has done to them without even saying a word, where, if it was just one or two little vids then none of us would read anything into it but there are so many of Bunty's that refer pitifully to her Father and Apollo, plus she would have chosen the plaintive songs to go over the videos. Jett's are equally sad yet disturbing in their own way. For Bunty it is pêrfectly clear that this little girl is wanting to say something about it all and is choosing to do so through her posts, she has no other way because Mummy only allow her to speak from the script she drums into their little heads As quickly as this account appeared it's been suspended - maybe Kieran intervened? Youtube suspended next hopefully
* Never forget that the thing did lose custody of the children some years ago so quite why its now deemed OK to leave thm with it is beyond comprehension
Apparently SS got involved and found more concerns - it was also at the time of the 2 Germans holiday apartment coke rap video and pictures of skank slumped on the floor.
21.1.24 - J&B have been dumped on her mate Rosie Boyes since Wednesday!!! Maybe they are there for the duration of this shitty panto nonsense?
22.1.24 - Bunty is still posting away on her latest SM rubbish. Here she is thanking some random stranger (whose name she tries to pronounce) on Youtube for following her and saying 'You just earned yourself a follow back'? That could be anyone - it could be innocent or a be proper predator and B seems thrilled that they follow her. This is terrible and yet here we are with Bunty now begging for followers again and promising she'll "Do anything.....' to get them. Don't be expecting Mother of The Century to do anything about it either because that thing is idolising itself up in Geordieland at that crappy panto fiasco

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
10.1.24 - Out with the H card to deflect from the shitshow photos of itself
But it is "Awlll abahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" after all! It looks like H is at the Shitty Shack with it too
12.1.24 - Using H to justify another day of "Pampering MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at some shithole "salon"

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva" -
4.1.24 - She doesn't drink ya knaaa, nevertheless look at the fridgefull of booze PLUS some fiend keeps putting wine glasses down in front of her to make out she's dwinking an thats a LIE innit!!
* Just so you don't get the impression that her drunken/druggy behaviour is a new phenomenom check this out from 2017 (Not that you'll recognise the face because that edition is long-gone) /www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5103853/drunk-katie-price-sings-about-meeting-mr-right-and-insults-dj-for-being-too-old-during-car-crash-pub-appearance/
7.1.24 - Just a reminder that "Iye downt dwink!" -seen here at the recent Plasterclass necking it! and incidentally, the place she went for a massive plate of meat afterwards said she had '"SOME Pornstar Martinis....." so was that 2, 3 4? And thus we have this person who frequently states unequivocably that she "Doesn't drink!" yet turns into a nightmare after one drink ( her words), ie the self same one the one who was only allowed one small glass of wine by a hairdresser because she also said she "Goes mad after a drink......." Also this is the teetotaller who has numerous bottles of wine in the house on a weekday with the fridge full of booze & little else, it necks copious glasses of prosecco at events and multiple cocktails afterwards therefore she must be drinking at least a bottle of wine a day & thats really got to be helping her moods and ADHD

Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! -
9.1.23 - Apparently its going to Ibeeefa in March - not sure if its work or 'olidays - but surely thats a bit presumptious considering its going to the BH in February and might have a deluxe cell at His Majesty's Pleasure by then?? Note: with BH deferred until April it'll be off poste haste, probably to go and harangue SB in Thailand.

Trampy Towers - aka the Mucky Manshun or The Shitty Shack -
11.1.24 - as of today's crapcast its again sending out the intentions of turning this hovel into a Wedding Venue!
1. Longterm theres is NO CHANCE it will still have anything to do with the place after the forensic finance lot have done with her
2. Who is going to PAY to have all the remedial work and the general upgrades done to this dump to make it somewhere anybody (apart from hillbillies) would want to host their Special Day?
3. Then theres the hideous spectre of it appearing completely trollied and wanting to sing at the 'appy Cupple, then grapple the groom to the floor to take him tampon fishing. The bride must be prepared to be outshone by the beautiful Skank, posing like a flamingo with her inside out arsehole mouth on every photo NO WAY ON EARTH WILL THIS EVER HAPPEN so dweem-on skanky!

The Media Sticking It To Her or Grovelling After Her -
8.1.24 - The Sun are a bit slow off the mark with this rubbish from last month taken from one of skank's shitty crapcasts - or maybe they're posting it for a laugh?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25277652/katie-price-daisy-may-cooper-film-adhd/
* Or is it to make even more laughs from this one as SB goes on a fun-filled adventure with his little mates out in Thailand - without MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25277479/carl-woods-mystery-womans-legs-katie-price/
9.1.23 - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12940611/Katie-Price-displays-cosmetically-enhanced-bust-cleavage-boosting-catsuit-steals-spotlight-Geordie-Shore-screening.html The comments are simply EPIC! This is all to show SB what he's missing of course as it heads off out recruiting Noo Eggs to make him jellus

* The Daily Star have picked her up wiping her flange on the bar stool.... lookin' good there Skanky.... Very seksi....
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-gyrates-sheer-outfit-31839393
* and this one https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-harks-back-glamour-31840524 The only "Wild Shape" going on is skanky's deformed carcass And they say this too
"She made sure to bring out her best glamour modelling poses as she switched between placing her hands in her hair and bending her knees to show off her figure." They are surely taking the piss out of the sad old bag trying to keep up with the twenty-somethings?
11.1.24 - Heres the Mirror purposefully choosing this little number to show what a complete turd she is - trollied as usual - laying-into SB. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-ex-carl-woods-31853780
She's badgering him repeatedly to appear on the Live and he says no, then he says 'I respectfully decline'. She swears at him of course, calls him "A miserable ********." It demonstrates her abusive behaviour to which they've picked it obviously to show that.
* Plus this little number pointing out how much money she has wasted over the years to look like a pterydactyl's grandmother!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/staggering-cost-katie-prices-cosmetic-31860513
18.1.24 - so after the Bailiffs visit we get this - old Rentagob screeching about all the stuff its gonna buy/grift for the Shitty Shack to replace the things that were removed. “.......bare for renovations...... ” if those dunderheads believe that they are thicker than anybody thought because the dump is "Bare" cos the Bailiff’s took anything of any value. I’ll bet the rest of the house is rather conveniently "Having renovations" as well A note to the Financial Investigators then https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/25398188/bankrupt-katie-bare-mucky-mansion-bare/
20.1.24 - so heres the much crowed-about interview with the Grauniad its been bragging about for MONTHS but sadly for her its not the fawning load of bullshit her last one was with them, indeed they've no done her any favours whatsoever really Interesting to note its saying that its got a Hole-in-its-Heart now - thought you'd need a Heart to start with for that to be relevant? Its undoubtedly just another LIE from it though
https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.4.2-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-348-hairy-back-and-sweaty-arse-crack-now-bailiffs-entering-her-shitty-shack.43714%2Fpage-10&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Flifeandstyle%2F2024%2Fjan%2F20%2Fkatie-price-looks-back-even-at-school-i-was-an-exhibitionist-i-knew-i-wouldnt-have-a-normal-job&xs=1&xtz=-60&xuuid=130443c8bfb9c316af26c60a4bac0730&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
* You gotta larf though with rubbish like this from the so-called "High brow" media - they called it "A master of merchandising" ?... As if! LOL Have they not endured its selling techniques on Twat Tok or flogging JYY shite? What about shoving the instruction leaflet from some tech device in front of the camera stating "Iye carnt be bovvad reedin' dis" The thing is a cretin FGS!!!
22.1.24 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-mum-takes-swipe-31933036 - Words straight from the septic gob of skank senior, the decrepit old hag AFP