* Its Tea Time!!!!
Word has it that.....................................
* Price.Dropped!
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "
How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "
Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"-
#Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption, The Twinnz plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "
Ize a singul gal now!"-
*
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*
"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie.
"Rebuilding the Empire" 
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
*
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA
- Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember,
The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
A brief synposis of The Skank for those who are so jaded by her bullcrap they cannot bear to endure it any longer
What an absolute shit life it leads.
Collecting dolls, pretending they are her Real Twinnz
Lips pumped every other week.
Travelling 4 hours to sing badly on stage.
Fake pictures of buying magazines and any old shite.
Collecting cats & dogs. (most are neglected, given away or meet an early demise under her ownership)
Pretending she's enjoying selling JYY tat, when all she wants to do is talk about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Podcasts talking about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Talking about her kids, but it's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Making up stories and drama to seem relevant
Making up lies for revenge
Appearing in court
Loves to slate the press, but in the next breath sells her soul to them in pictures
Begging for MUAs, jobs, holidays, furniture, etc
Addicted to vapes, addicted to booze,
addicted to men, addicted to surgery addicted to drama.
Mostly addicted to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE though
And all the while still financially and morally bankrupt, she who cares for no one except her selfish, self centred, self, that is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of course!
The Thesaurus of Skank - Take your pick!
Disgusting, revolting, distasteful, foul, foetid, repellent, sickening, gross, nasty, nauseatingly obnoxious, odious, horrid, horrible,
displeasing, horrendous, monstrous, obscene, repugnant, unspeakable, abhorren, abominable, appalling, awful, heinous, loathsome, offensive, repellant,reprehensible, shocking, vile, yucky,contemptible, creepy, deplorable, despicable,dreadful, execrable, gruesome, hateful, hideous, icky, intolerable, noisome,objectionable, off-putting, scandalous, unsavoury, detestable,
disagreeable, frightful, ghastly, sick, ugly, undesirable, uninviting, beastly, disgustful, evil, fulsome, putrid, rancid, sleazy, terrible, unpleasant, vomitous, atrocious, bogging, dislikeable, forbidding, God-awful, loathly, noxious, rebarbative, scurvy, scabby,skanky,
beyond-the-pale, sick-making, vain, immoral, fraudulent, pungent, foetid
* “It is mildly repulsive in its crude vulgarity, but strangely and inexplicably alluring.”- ie "So crap yet she thinks she's brillyunt!"
Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
1.11.24 - Its been mentioned that The Rancid Rental is living-up to it's name - its already a disgusting shithole with the stench of cat shit & piss just like it's predecessor was, in fact it was so bad that the proposed extended stay after PFP's surgery was cut radically short and the leaders of Clan Grifter debunked elsewhere holding their noses.
9.11.24 - On a comment on FB last week, some bloke (ex army) said he'd come in her eyes and his mate had shagged her - all on the same night. He's obviously LYING because skanky sez she's not a slag..................... it must be like chucking a cocktail sausage into the Channel Tunnel
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
The norks are visibly wonky along with the rest of her
2.11.24 - here it is at the event in Leeds. Its more of a FREAK than a Drag Queen now though
A pouting, posing pathetic old boiler, yet channelling Marilyn Manson & thinking she's The Dog's Bollocks. WRONG!!
* Incidentally, her trying to grift a MUA must have FAILED. Was this a DIY job - which explains A Lot dunnit?
9.11.24 - heres a weapons-grade filtered effort from Chloe Khan of the thing
*
YUK!
*Smouldering at the camera.................. like a stinking bonfire on an autumn evening
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
11.11.24 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14163236/katie-price-stage-drag-contest-single-i-got-u/
She released this offence onto an unsuspecting world in 2017 and still hasn’t managed to perfect the notes nor remember the words! That must be a new Guinness World Record
Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
4.11.24 - so heres the Double-Bankrupt BOASTING about it's FIVE Sphynx Moggies. So say an average of £2000 per cat, thats a lot of dosh for any Bankrupt to be forking out is it not? Nothing to say about that eh Useless Trustees?
Katie Price boasts she’s bought TWO more £2k cats and now has FIVE after animal rights group branded her ‘serial killer' | The Sun
* Bet this comment did not last very long though
* The animal rights organisation PETA are on her case still though over Blade and all the others that have died in her dubious "care"
"The TV personality has had
seven pets die in her care in just six years. Charity
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) insists there needs to be an injunction stopping the mum-of-five from owning pets. Founder Ingrid Newkirk told
The Sun:
"If there was a way to file an injunction to stop this serial animal killer, PETA would do so, as this woman doesn’t care about the lives she wastes or listen to vital advice and is still treating live animals like stuffed toys: as disposable.
If William Hill took totally tasteless bets, the odds would favour those betting on how little time this kitten has on Earth, given the hideous track record of animal deaths in Price’s custody. No one could call it 'care'."
PETA previously
offered Katie £5,000 to stop buying pets - and Ingrid says the offer still stands".
8.11.24 - gone are the days it spent a fortune on clothes for a speshul event. This is the revolting garment it wore to that tacky "Glammer" event last night
At least we cannot gripe that it wasted a pile of dosh on a tatty frock can we??
"Cheap & nasty..............." just like skanky then
10.11.24 - so here we are - according to the skank she was going to be discharged from her bankruptcy on the 8th so why is she not crowing about it like WE KNOW she absolutely would?? Could she have been LYING???
* In fact according to the online documents her first bankruptcy was updated on the 8th, not cancelled!
The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
30.10.24 - Here we go then - more publicity about My House!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14019235/Katie-Prices-mucky-mansion-seen-smashed-window-broken-wall-peeling-wallpaper-new-photos-price-slashed-150k.html
* Meanwhile The Rental becomes ever more smelly - FIVE cats now including two toms spraying everywhere which is quite a match for her own B.O.
Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie -
1.11.24 -
Katie Price rants she’s being ‘discriminated against’ and refuses to pay £150k car insurance despite crash and bans | The Sun
This item gives a rather nice little list of all it's driving offences to date (ones that we know about that is because its sure-as-hell there are a lot more besides this), but basically the Insurance Companies have done MORE to get the thing off the road than the police and the Law have managed to do over the years
* https://youtu.be/SOyR0yhYBRs Heres an old episode of Traffic Cops on Youtube from about 2009 and guess who appears in this episode around 23 minutes? Skank was pulled over twice in 3 weeks - a dodgy number plate that she's done nothing about and shockingly no insurance. .
."I don't want to be on camera..." it shreiks!! The female copper wasn't impressed with her attitudeeven then but it goes to show that nothing changes with the skank for here we are in 2024 and its still doing the same old stuff and getting away with it
Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
3.11.24 - More from Cole, this time about her legovering Polo Egg right under his nose!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31470334/katie-price-cheating-ex-fiance-carl-woods-england-polo/
The poor Polo Egg is being properly outed & the shit he will get from his friends for shagging That Thing will be enormous.
The article says he vehemently denied it and like we said at the time, there was NO WAY he'd ever publicly claim the rancid old sIag so he fled!! Skanky had a right dig at Polo Egg Morrison in that diatribe against him saying he "
Pumped and dumped MEEEEEEEEE!", even more terrible when she went and dressed all in white speshully for the bastard!!
* Then this appears in the comments re this article https://tattle.life/attachments/20241103_122434-jpg.3251073/
* Interesting comment on Cole's You Tube about Skanky cheating on him.... He did say she'd predated some bloke while on holiday in Thailand which is why he came home early without her.....
https://youtu.be/NKyEhXrGlwE
Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance-
So what exactly is there for Bongo in this sham "relationship" with the skank?
Bongo must really either be “madly in love with fame/infamy” or “madly in love with her” cos let’s take a look at all the goings on since he’s been with her that would/should make the average partner run a mile.
1. Cheating on previous partner with him yawn...................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............
2. Dating the most hated hideous female (outside of prison) in Britain
3. She lost her status symbol MM
4. The
pic
5. Lost all her kids
6. Court cases galore!
7. Books of Lies (in which
he sure as hell will be torn to bits in the next edition of bullshit)
8. Bound to be a dead pet in the timescale somewhere
9. Still going on about exes yawn....zzzzzzzz..............
10. Mutilating facelifts aplenty!
11. Wedding “lies”
12. IVF lies
13. Twinnz lies
14. Ozempic jabbing
15. And just for good measure - she stinks!
16. Oops, nearly forgot - TAGGED!!
yes he's got a real catch there eh?
2.11.24 - Just look at him being The Dynamic Businessman in his badly-fitting Tshirt!!
6.11.24 -https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/reality-tv/a62828285/katie-price-mafs-jj-slater-marriage/
(Ok then, we won't mention the amount of times skank stalked whichever unlucky soul she was with at the time....)
"It's knowing what a healthy relationship is, not having someone ringing you every five minutes, 'Where are you? What you doing? Prove you're there. Take a picture. FaceTime me.' That is not healthy," she added.
Rather like this when she realised Cole was seeing somebody else instead of waiting for MEEEEEEE to recall him back into servitude. She didn't like that AT ALL & bombarded him with phone calls and messages!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/22786547/katie-price-called-ex-carl-woods-mystery-woman-vegas/
9.11.24 -
One wonders if he
"Tenderly held her chestnut tresses back for her last night while she made calls on the great white telephone...................." ?
Clan Grifter Gossip-
3.11.24 - on the birth of Edna's baby we get this
And even this event is Awwll Abbahhhtt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE innit!
5.11.24 - and lets make this Awwwwllll Abbahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE anawl. Poor old PFP and his dodgy ticker, but sod that - its far more importint ter tork abbahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE innit?
"Worried sick...." Yeah righty-ho
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-panic-over-life-34038827
"Panic" though - doubtless she didn't give a shit, I mean she didn't even drag herself back from her 'oliday for belovéd AFP's major surgery did she? The old gorgon was hospitalised for three weeks as well
Surrogacy & Adoption, The Twinnz plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
The backlash begins
Theres a whole thread on FB with women outraged by this IVF sham.
C4 you are going to regret this, and so is Skank. The dolls are also drawing attention to the fact her real children are no longer with her, people asking where they are and being told the truth, these people are surprised saying “
Oh I thought she was a good mother, that’s sad“ Skank is not the woman to front anything to do with IVF & this is going to go very badly for her - there are over 60 comments already and rapidly rising
1.11.24 - The Twinnz! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-leaves-new-twins-34018096
Chucked into the cat litter tray so Mummy can go out no doubt, much like she did with her real kids when she had them held prisoner for two years.
2.11.24 - the Mirror
4.11.24 - https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-heartbreaking-reason-becoming-34007405 More of this blatent advertising for that garbage on C4 - her being bonkers due to the failure of IVF
“She’s been through a lot of trauma in her life and she’s been at her happiest when she’s had her babies,” they said. “It’s her happy place and safe place, but the beauty of them not being real is she can just get on with her life as normal and they don’t keep her up all night." DUH! Is this not what she did with B&J last Christmas when she got trollied continuously and left them to fend for themselves all the time? No Christmas dinner, just crumpets and potnoodles they had to prepare for themselves
* The bullshit stories are coming every few hours now. The abortion thru' her cheating whilst married to Pete is now a
"miscarriage", it seems she's had more miscarriages than wapes now!
* "Nurturing babies is the new happy place" - you couldn't make it up, but they do.
* IF there was a "miscarriage" with Cole, just how come she kept her gob shut about it then? Just imagine the 'Poor MEEEEEEs" she could have got out of it and blamed it all on Cole................................
* and some more bollocks from it https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-wakes-up-soaking-34040758
6.11.24 - Reposting that old photo of her cuddling My Son asing for name suggestions now
*Twinnz are probably chucked on the floor by now, discarded like everything in her life.The same 3 old pictures again and again..
🥱 Morning cuddles, afternoon cuddles, evening cuddles.
*Take them out in the pram for a Backgrid walk around Haywards Heath, flog the pictures so your creditors get 40% of that nonsense
* Since when has skank shown any emotion when losing a baby anyway? Like many other causes such as Prader-Willi, Mencap & the Lung Foundation, skank does nothing for baby loss awareness month, but then she aborted babies left, right and centre over the years and now changes the narrative to "miscarriages" to suit her own narratives
* How can she look after another newborn when incapable of blow drying her hair or doing her own plastering routine?
# Ouch!! -
*
*Someone else's Hallow'een pisstake
3.11.24 - Getting destroyed in the comments on this one https://www.12ft.io/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14034415/Katie-Price-dramatic-makeup-police-hat-boyfriend-JJ-Slater.html
4.11.24 - dunno who is running the thing's FB page but with fwends like that you certainly don't need enemies
"Megan Fox" - my arse!!!!
*
6.11.24 - why the hell anybody would actually aspire to resemble the skank is incredible anyway but its funny though
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/georgia-harrison-leaves-fans-disbelief-34044963
9.11.24 -
This comment though
Skank wasn't known as the Brighton bike for nothing.
*
"Peggy Porschen must be ashamed as hell that her lovely place is in a meme with KP "
*
* Attached to the article about the skank snogging Alves
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
30.10.24 -
She'll sling The Twinnz in a box and clear off out, just like she did with her Real Children.
* As to skank running this Twat Tok nonsense, her crappy JYY and other "businesses" from the rental, surely the thing is breaking the terms set by planning (?) from the deeds info posted? Its highly possible she is in breach of her tenancy agreement as doubtless she'll not have even thought to ask the landlord for permission (her running businesses from the premises would also invalidate the landlord's building insurance cover as business use won't be specified or covered), Business Woman of the Year award goes to.... Not her!
* and another one lifted off it's Twat Tok and discussed here. One might think the tabloids just nick OUR research eh?
And yes this is Awll Abaaaahhhttt Me - its downright discrimination against MEEEEEEEEE innit!!!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-fumes-discrimination-over-34000415
* The Hallow'een Do - here it is "wiping the shit" with all the 20 year olds again
Bongo has got his handbag though
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31417866/katie-price-jj-slater-halloween-party-split-rumours/
Another break-up? Yawn..zzzzzz......
31.10.24 - and another load of utter bilge, lifted from Tattle to save them the effort of looking themselves!
Was it Harvey who told her she looks like Megan Fox or someone else's Guide Dog possibly?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-keeps-being-told-33999608
* This is at the rental before they set off to this HUGE EVENT - just look at her wiping the shit with J's girlfriend
* It seems that J & P did not invite the skank along to this "event" - she got in by getting a ticket from Bongo's PR lot (yes he actually has some!! LOL)
* and the obligatory foter with her Bein' Awwlll Seksi, Bongo Being A Plank and Junior + GF photoshopped onto the image to make up an 'Appy Fammermly Grewp for skank to publish. (None of these gruesome images appeared on J's nor the GF's sms)
Its said that in the Twat Tok it did earlier whilst the plaster was being slapped-on that skank was looking daggers at GF..................... a tad jealous perhaps???
* "Iconic" eh? Look at it's eyes - more like catatonic!
And "singing" at them too
. It states that the reprised ‘Noo singing Career’ is taking off, yet again, and here it is in the corner of a tiny backstreet venue, it still can’t sing, its screeching manically at a drunken audience - oh yes its absolutely ‘So iconic". (no in troof she’s
!) But it ain’t gonna stop is it? She looks dead emotionally here, seems knackered or wasted but probably BOTH! Bloody excellent though but even better is that someone at the end shouts
"FUCK OFF!" at her! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3251/3251848-c43c699f5c255e9d0d5c824f7d5638ed.mp4
* As to the "singing" if you can call this caterwauling along to a doctored backing track "singing" then you obviously need a visit to an audiologist URGENTLY!
Hell's teef, the fing can't even keep her screeching in-synch with the Moosic!
5.11.24 - advertising the next drag show
* and look here!! This is what every wannabee Fashionista should be wearing this autumn/winter
They make her pipecleaner legs look like a couple of Drivers sticking out of someone's leathery old golf bag
6.11.24 - and some more nonsense about the skank from OKrap Mag. No doubt this BS is leading up to more revelations
(aka LIES) about even more "wapes", plus abortions-now-called -"Miscarriages"- and do not forget that on that Living With Lucy rubbish it said it had been
"waped about three times.......". Surely with something as traumatic as that you'd remember clearly it happening ONCE let alone "about" three times over??
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-heartbreaking-reason-becoming-34007405
7.11.24 - en route to the "Glamour?" awards do with Slymi and already necking the booze!
Obviously out Egg Hunting since she's left Bongo cat-sitting
* It's already trollied. It is shambling about on arrival https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3258/3258674-3519889a44b466f712e86f5808944446.mp4
* and here it is - the Great MEEEEEEEE is here woo hoo!!.
"Me Tarzan - you Chloe! Ugg Ugg!"
OMFG!!
* and another of the freaks with the thing
*
And they call THAT "glamour"????
*
Megan Fox versus Mange E. Fox versus
* and the result of this evening? Heres Darth doing the
"Get Back from my superstar you disgusting media paps!" - even if they are skanky's in-house dimwits, BackGrid.
* nor are the headlines very flatterring but skank doesn't actually care as long as she is getting them!
"Katie Price's chaotic night out as she snogs reality star before stumbling out of boozy bash"
"
Katie Price looks ready for bed as she stumbles out of boozy party after snogging Big Brother star........"
"Bleary-eyed Katie Price is supported by pals as she makes her way into a taxi after partying the night away at the UK Glamour Awards"
Why don't they just say that it was rat-arsed again and make it simple????
* as to smooching Alves - here we go with the bullshit. Who cares anyway?
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12f.../Katie-Price-dating-Jessica-Alves-kissed.html
"
Gave dating advice...." ?!!! Yep. There's your experienced Life Coach right there but advice from skanky? WTF!!!!
Thrice-married Katie Price gave dating advice to Jessica Alves and ordered her to stop going out with toxic men before they passionately kissed - as she reveals what REALLY happened on night out | Daily Mail Online
9.11.24 - and more crap straight from the skank's gob - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-told-looks-just-34072672
Princess will be absolutely MORTIFIED reading that bollocks and yet to think there are still Braindeads who think
she designs clothes...!!
One wrote: "Stunning and the dress is beautiful. Is it one of your designs as I'd love to buy one."
FFS there are several outlets online selling this horrid rag (not JYY either) AND its under £25! Truly cheap and nasty like skanky.
* And its posting this to drum-up some sort of an audience for the next travesty
No doubt someone there will tell her to
"Fuck off!" like they did at the last fiasco
* Skank is the most macho-looking amongst this grubby rabble
* and advertising it's flange
Yeah she showed off her "Plump lips" but unfortunately she also showed us her devil's doorbell
* Hopefully we are in for repeat performance of Thursday night's fiasco with it off it's plastic tits again looking like a drunken Nan wearing another cheapo, tarty & totally dreadful outfit, but this time with the simpering Stoner-Lad Bongo tagging along looking lost because as she’s ‘performing’ tonightand not chasing Noo Eggs. (Would there be many Eggs for her to predate at a Drag Club anyway???) Yes Bongo will probably get the Outing with MEEEEEE, but she may be up to recruiting regardless of his boring presence since he won’t mind anyway when it gets Her off his case awhile.
* Also hope her voice has gone from screeching & shouting so much on Thursday making her caterwauling even worse than normal - oh yes let’s have her croaky, we all want more of the absolute scenes like we saw on Thursday night
#Iconic
*https://www.picuki.com/media/3496756573100470747 Tickets are already down to a tenner apiece
They'll be dragging people in off-the-streets later on.................
9.11.24 - Oh yes it was every bit as grim as anticipated. She sang,
"Hannow I got chew". Everyone was interacting on the stage, she was in her own little world pulling her jumpsuit out of her minge every few seconds
* Plenty of booze on her table. Vape in hand backstage AND positioned next to a Bin in her ultimate Moddlin' shot!
* Done up like Che Guevara wearing carthorse boots
Che Guevara meets the trannies of Clapham Grand. Or is this the premiere of a new Military line for JYY?
* and classy as ever.................https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14162436/watch-moment-katie-price-story-poo/
Disgusting creature
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3262/3262656-5f2e3540f7daafecbfc958ca9673e3cb.mp4
* No mention of her own filthy Poo Pictures for Coin though, so you moronic Panto Producers heres your family-friendly performer, what a totally excellent choice you made in the selection of skanky for your child-friendly Christmas production, one that loves telling people about her shitting behaviour on the side of motorways!! And let’s not forget about the photo of someone actually shitting on her either. What a delightful person to have starring in a kid’s show, but hey, she’s #Iconic dontcha knaaaw so thats OK then
* The "singing". Jeez OMFG! The backing track is doing all the heavy lifting - she’s virtually miming and she gets totally out of sync at the end, so yes she’s getting worse with every outing! It has zero stage presence, plus she just doesn’t know how to perform on a stage. Bring on the tour WOO HOO!!!
*The last 5 seconds of her caterwauling are glorious
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3262/3262369-f74f5a2e03dcfe45ddc38d365a753f54.mp4
* Heres The Sun highlighting her "singing" at this travesty! https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14163236/katie-price-stage-drag-contest-single-i-got-u/
No doubt record producers are fighting on the Rancid Rental's doorstep to sign her to their labels
* Basically the skank just says the most outrageous filthy things to provoke and shock but with this foetid anecdote she just sounds like a disgusting beast of a thing, and yet seemijngly her crowd adore it for whatever strange reason they can find!
FFS the woman admits she shits in the road! Is that hilarious? Is it "iconic"?
NO! What this actually is is obscene and revolting like her. She's a health hazard in more ways than one
"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
*Heres something to look forward to, another "event" featuring MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* and another glorious "event' featuring MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! She'll have serious competition because Alves is also going
https://x.com/UKGlamourAwards/status/1851687647342924040/photo/1 - two plastic freaks for the price of one
10.11.24 - heres another programme about the thing - no doubt she won't like this either
It looks like its a repeat but then skank does all the same garbage on an endless cycle of repeats so what the hell eh??
* Heres what it had to say last time this rubbish was aired and yes its still spouting the same old shite, ie she's "On the way back up....."
Katie Price scorns Channel 5 documentary about her ‘rise and fall’ | Metro News
The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
30.10.24 - it seems Naked Rodney has competition from a Brian Tait - the sad sickos!!
Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
30.10.24 - its back on Twat Tok again being replastered for tonight's hallow'een do with J&P
* When she was having theHallowe'en makeup done, the MUA spilt some talc on her shoulder/chest. Katie said, "
Oh, we'd better brush that off otherwise people will think it's that thing I don't do." Yeah, right!
* Not a lot going on although its trying to make out she's working so hard sitting there being replastered.
* Just told someone to
"Bind their beak...." - which is good coming from Rentagob!
* Major slip up saying she has to have patience as she's got 5 kids. Not 7 then KP
* She's even begging for compliments from the makeup girls now!!
* How many times has she said her traits are because of her ADHD?…
* Note that it can sit still for ages for makeup and hair ok though - just not Court!
* She wants a cast of her face as the lady does that (freebie of course!)
* Dim Lynne is lurking about - she loves being on camera. Is she dressed for hallow'een or does she always look like a bloke??
* Now she says that
"Princess mainly lives with MEEEEE……" yeah righty-ho she does skanky!!
* She really wants a vape, (thought she gave that up for her mum's health? Nah! She can't vape on Twat Tok tho so goes off camera for a blast.
* When she took her sweatshirt off as she was hot and said
"I probably stink of BO......"
*
Naked Rodney has got competition now
* The suddenly she's gone - Either her phone has died or she's been slung off for a violation such as vaping on Live AGAIN!
* And wiping the shit again folks! What the bloody hell does she look like eh???
The face on it though!
1.11.24 - its on IG trying to grift a MUA for it's "event" in Leeds tomorrow night. Nothing like leaving it until the 11th hour eh?
2.11.24 - more Live rubbish from the rancid rental
* Nice of skanky to announce her sister has given birth on her live, before her sister has had chance.
* P & J both upstairs - allegedly
* Jeyda serving her mistress skanky today.
* The Twinnz are hers though
* Getting a blowdry then driving to Leeds -JJ at the gym
* Oh and this LIE is getting another airring -
"Noo moosic coming..............."
*
"Everyone" asking about the clothes apparently… no, everyone is asking about the Twinnz not crappy old rags!
* New ADHD meds on Monday.
* Says she doesn’t show J & B on social media anymore as
‘Now they’re at big school I just want to protect them, I don’t show their faces anawl that’ 
So NOT the fact she's been forbidden to carry on using them then??
* Said P & J are "Upstairs", P might come down but J won’t get up anytime soon
* Tonight she’s singing "Hannowwww I got chew......." Wants to do ‘Fwee to luv aggen’ tonight but she's forgotten the words -
* Why does she keep flicking her hair like that?
* Trying to persuade Bongo onscreen to say hello like she did with Cole
* P appears long enough to say
"I'm going HOME now....................." But she lives there surely?
*They arrived late to the Kisstory event - nothing new there then
* She can’t wait to start her meds, as it might calm her - that’s not what she has said before
* Constantly wiping her nose, then touching her hair
* This convenient ADHD is affecting her hearing too it seems.
This so-called Noo Med is one she's been on before that she stopped taking because it supressed her persunallity too mutch. Proof from one of her bullcrap books -
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_7836-png.3249831/
* Her hair is falling out on the sides but she's had 5 kids, the stress, extensions etc, but she doesn’t care................... Really??
* Constantly shouting
* She’s not on Ozempic you know!!!
* uitting vaping isn’t going well. She’s trying to get anything out of the pile of empty vapes she has
* She’s all over the place and totally showing off. Being totally inappropriate with a young child in the room.
*Still got makeup on her from the event the other night, she can’t get it off.
* Now trying to blame Princess for taking her cardigan -
* Now it says it has a TikTok room in her house, (I’m sure she lives in a Tardis).
* Harvey home Thursday as he has cane training.
* Now playing
‘Guess what Katie’s wearing tonight’ - yet again… boring
Who cares????
* Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! someone’s asked how to complain. Skank starts off saying
‘If you want to complain, just put it in the…’ then asks Jeyda
‘Where do you want them to complain to?’. Jeyda says
‘Send us an email’, then skanky says ‘Yeah send us an email we can’t wait to receive it’
* The illiterate oaf say
s " Skellington…." - Not skeleton
* Junior and Jasmine have surfaced - oh she loves it, them being there
* Says Junior looks like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No he is Pete's double actually
* She has FOUR cats now
Says some nonsense about .'boy cats trouble puffs'... whatever that is supposed to mean
*
She’s claiming the first BR will end in EIGHT DAYS! - that is despite it saying on the Insolvency Register that Bankruptcy #1 is indefinately suspended, not finished! It has also stated unequivocably numerous times that it was all
'Sorted' when it clearly wasn't, and also said the MM was HERS and nobody could ever take it from her, so she may well have said it will end in 8 days but that doesn't mean it's true.
* Heres ol' smudge-face showing off it's new ADHD meds
She got a violation on live for talking about the medication, someone mentioned the name of another medication and she said she was already on that…
* Its been asking someone to go to Tesco for her on the Live to get her a vape,
"Yes I know I have to give up but…"
* All her greatest fans off to Leeds tonight, the Craig’s, Charlie E… its a Braindeads get together woo hoo!!!
2.11.24 - its arrived at the Hag-Bash in Leeds. Dear God above.................
and the filtered version - taking the piss with the background as well
Those Carthorse boots on her pipecleaner legs too!
and an awful "Balenciaga" (aka Temu) jacket - its as rough as sandpaper in yer undercrackers!
Its should have worn this for Hallow'een!
4.11.24 - flogging the JYY garbage again with a horrendous foter of some unknown personage, BUT you get to look at the Rancid Rental! Who gives a shit about her rented house that stinks of cat piss eh?? Oh and don't you ladies be greedy with the freebies on offer either
6.11.24 - back flogging the Collarjean again - you barely see her even sip the stuff so safe to assume its straight down the sink when the camera goes off. Its the same old guff though - the collajean has helped her skin, nails and hair, but she always states she has "really good skin" anyway, the nails are manicured once a week and that’s not all her own hair and it has endless tweetments on it. It actually looked a greasy mess in that ad and why does it keep standing there like a Marabou Stork? The Filters are really struggling to cover-up the hideousness of it now though
7.11.24 - it was supposed to be doing another Twat Tok today but its blown them out for a hairdo getting itself blowdried for the Glamour Awards tonight. One things for sure - she won't be getting any prizes, unless its for her
photo
* Nope it has appeared after all. Its got H there - that lad is
M A S S I V E!
* Getting H to repeat ‘what a day’.. Then telling him TT viewers might send him some froggies. (grift grift grift)
* It says Junior, Jasmine & Princess are there too.
* She asked H to come on the camera, H said “No”, she said “C’mon’, he replied “Why”, she then forced him on even though he’s not dressed; He's topless, The fans are loving it…it’s just sick exploitation as always, and her fans love it, they are as sick as her. * He’s using his new cane now - not taught by mummy obviously
* DL is lurking about in the background - looks like she might be H's new "carer". The dogs are locked into cages though
* Why is skank making that weird clicking noise??
* Quote of the century from it
" Girls who hate on MEEEEE are jealous !"
* Says she has started Christmas shopping. (
She said that last year and kids had no presents, just had to watch their mum drink herself into a stupor on 4 bottles of prosecco and no Christmas dinner).
* Reckons she has all the kids for Christmas this year
* Says the kids will be back from school soon. Is she bullshitting or has she got a visit today?
* Says she’ll be on TT tomorrow and will tell us about her night out with Slymi. Not sure what time, waiting on Jeyda confirming what time she can get to Skank’s house.
* Has a new show coming out next year. (This BS again)
* Didn’t have a good experience of her ADHD meds this weekend and had to come off them straight away.
*H has arrived home from being out with DL. He looks exhausted
* Presumably she was late on as trying to get Harvey on camera to get an audience and he didn't want to so only got a few shots.
Having served his purpose he went off to station with Lynne Rickwood the corrupt ex social worker.
Skank promised he's back soon to keep the brain deads interested and now saying only few minutes left as kids back from school soon. What school finishes at 2.30????
* She bribed H there with train and carrot cake
And its been said H does not like Mummy's cats....................
* Not heard a peep from Junior/Jasmine, Princess or Ed she said were there with her....
Funny then that Pete appears online saying P is joining his Live in a minute or two so unless she has powers of teleportation theres NO WAY she is "Upstairs" at skanky's gaff is there?
* Strange how it says she’s not showing the youngest two on sm/camera to protect their privacy but its OK to exploit H?
Podcast Garbage -
6.11.24 - and some more old shit, crammed-full of LIES! Plus ça change!!! What does this thing even know about "caring for children" anyway?
After hearing the words
"button reset... washing machine...... knowledge..." I decided I'd rather scrub the toilet bowl............................. Besides which just hearing these words in an unmangled form is pretty good considering she can't form words around those ridiculously stupid lips of hers, i.e. she said
"Drawers are opening...." instead of "Doors are opening.... "
Still its worth a laff (if your ears can stand it!
* It’s all stuff we’ve heard before many-a-time.
*Not rushing it with Lego, no need for marriage,
* No rush for babies, err you’re 46, have no viable eggs, and you are desperate for another child to utilise for coin, plus he’s fake, you can tell she has no interest in him as a bf
* The eviction was all a Big Media Lie, she was NOT evicted, (even though in her last Book of Lies it admitted it was evicted!)
Lying again then!! Shes even contradicted herself here saying she only had 2 weeks notice to leave then she says shes been looking for a new place for a few weeks. And thats on one page
* The Bankruptcy is sorted, she has made an agreement to pay those Useless Trustees a percentage of her income, (that would be the 40% of Backgrid crap that is going through others to avoid it) - et voilà! That’s why she reckons the bankruptcy is done and dusted
In any case she currently has TWO ongoing bankruptcies - which one does she mean?!!
* Her Grand Empire coming back too it insists! Sadly for her she cannot see that is never happening because she is sinking fast whether she feels its justified or not, and on top of that she looks like shit now .
* She had cancer in her finger while pregnant with H…. blah blah blah
* She admits to now having the attitude
'I'm gonna live my life as if everyday is my last day.' That's reckless for a personality like her.
* Oh, and she's still training to be a Life-Coach, FFS. (Whoever would want that thing's advice on anything anyway?)
* As for the IVF stuff ... I hate to break it to ya Skank, but, you dont look young, you look like you are pushing 60 let alone 46 !
* The idiot crapcaster was believing it all again, the usual bollox basically because once you've heard one pod you’ve heard them all.
It’s just a script full of fakery and lies wheeled out every single time.
Lies, Lies and More Lies -
30.10.24 - some more over-exaggerated bullcrap lifted from it's Twat Tok today. AFP was seen out driving the other day by a Tattler and PFP had a heart valve replacement so NOT exactly a transplant is it?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-mum-dad-both-33999347
Update:- It seems AFP's 'orspitawl ordeal was an overnighter many weeks ago so nothing dramatic anyway, and yes, the harridan is driving here there & everywhere now. She was also seen out in Haywards Heath at a bar/restaurant recently therefore its definately
ALL LIES about her being confined to hospital again critically ill, indeed she's certainly not on her death bed doing another reprise of "Terminally Ill"!
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
3.11.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/plastic-surgeon-reacts-katie-price-34018726
She might
think she's Megan Fox but heres a plastic surgeon who doesn't agree with her cheapo and/or grifted surgeries
Yep. 10k spent and she still looks like Les Dawson chewing a wasp!
* Heres how to get your own Hallow'een Look - if you are desperate. This rubbish is full of her grovelling lickspittles telling her how bewtiful and amaaaazin' she is
https://youtu.be/QhmCLv5CuqA
4.11.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/i-katie-prices-surgeon-patients-34019353
'I was Katie Price's surgeon - patients wanted to look like her but not anymore'
5.11.24 - more rubbish about surgeries Katie Price says daughter Princess is 'not like her' in plastic surgery confession - Daily Star
"But genuinely, I started my face and that when I was in my forties, but, I know that I've done my whole career natural, apart from the boobs, and there was no airbrushing and all of that. It literally was how you see the picture now."
Katie continued: "I say to Princess that girls are having fillers, the lips, the surgery. I know I had my boobs on when I'm 18, but I'll come to that because I'm not a hypocrite, but they have all this filler and that, they all look the same".
LIAR LIAR.....you were in your 30s skanky when you had your face done
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12f...13814/Katie-Price-shows-results-FACELIFT.html
* and the rubber ducky lips have been refilled again https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3254/3254377-5c1f1be6e2953dc9b1b82b080e4326e9.mp4
It takes a special skill to get the cupid's bow hooked over underneath one nostril and then drag her left eye down to meet them both
Bewful!
6.11.24 - you can rely on The Sun to knock the thing back just when she thinks she looks Amaaaaaazin'
Pissing them off was the worst mistake she ever made https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31520559/katie-price-stretched-10k-facelift-tight/
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-proudly-shows-biggest-34041974
*
"Croydon Face-Lift"! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-gets-croydon-facelift-34038993
*
Oh look! Its Megan Fox!!! More like Mange E. Fox
7.11.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-looks-unrecognisable-new-34056210
* https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-flaunts-biggest-lips-34047383 - epic comments though
8.11.24 - so thats where it gets the eyelashes from!
The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
2.11.24 - So Katie "headlining" at a Leeds drag bar with a load of tranvestites who look better than HER, and theres poor Pete (who is only famous because of her) performing His Show in Dubai- NATCH
Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
1.11.24 - Here we go - same old shite she dishes up whenever she feels she needs MORE publicity. Pete must be really fed-up with it all, the same old rubbish on a never-ending, eternal circle of utter garbage & LIES. Yawn.........zzzzzzzzzzz
Katie Price's new war with Peter Andre
Its not exactly a feud anyway - how can it be when its one-sided affair as Peter never quantifies her nastiness with a public reply, theres nothing said aside from those retorts done privately via his solicitors?
It's like shouting at the sea skanky........................ the sea doesn't give a monkey's about your thoughts nor opinions on ANYTHING either!!!
6.11.24 - here we go then - reigniting the argy-bargy over H to gain a few more "Poor MEEEEEEEEs" and making DY out to be the villain of the piece as usual. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-dwight-yorkes-heartbreaking-34040383
They seem to omit the fact it was skanky who totally removed DY from the lad's life out of spite because he wouldn't marry her! Its the same old shit as it was 21 years ago
* Funny she never mentions all the money AFP got for looking after H because you can be certain she would of taken DY to the CSA if he hadnt been paying-up! AFP binned a fortune over the years from DY. Skank however made it impossible for DW to see H, the same as she did to PA when they split up and when she stole J&B from their father. None of her vengeful acts were done in H's or the other children's best interests - it was all revenge for what those beasts dun to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
* Just a thought............ Is she raking up Dwight Yorke because he’s just been appointed head coach for the Tobago & Trinidad football team? Getting a bit more mileage and some more Poor Meeeees??
Or is it that Christmas is coming again and skank needs people to feel sorry for H so she can grift some presents for him, same as she does before H's birthday too. Last year she scored three mouldy boxfulls of UpYours clothing for him so perhaps she's hoping for better this year, therefore bit of Dwight Bashing for The Cause is all good stuff innit? (Next she'll be showing a a hand written wish list of presents that H wants).
* In any case, a Feud is between 2 people or parties is it not? DY has probably not spoken to or had contact with skank for nearly 20 years, for a start AFP was his go between and according to her she still has contact with Dwight's PA. Same with the never-ending "feud" with Pete because he's another that has no contact or hasn't spoken to skank since before he met Emily. Pete's lawyer does all the feuding with the thing.
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
8.11.24 - The inevitable. Out and about minus Bongo, pictured guzzling booze, vape in hand and being "escorted" to a car to be deposited somewhere to recover.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31584623/katie-price-stumbles-boozy-bash-snog
Rat-arsed again and being held upright by Darth. Looks like its been trying to recruit another reality TV Nobody as The One #3699 - but it was was just the Alves creature it snogged, not a bloke!
* Look at Darth trying to hide The Mess behind her handbag!
What makes this even funnier is that these photos were done by her own tame paparazzi, ol' BackEnd, therefore she's trying to make out the Big I Am to her own paid for flunkey!!!
9.11.24 - Of course it's not trollied, whatever gave you that impression???
Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
4.11.24 - and now this outrage FFS
£2k apiece - not bad for a bankrupt eh?
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14125994/katie-price-boasts-shes-bought-two-more-2k-cats/ Five innocents to suffer chez skank
5.11.24 - https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/05/katie-price-proved-people-just-shouldnt-pets-21930318/
What a shame nothing is EVER done about it though
8.11.24 - It is said that ALL the cats and little dogs spend most of the time CAGED in a stinking utility room - they'll be locked away even longer when H is around (for their own safety)
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
Here it is slagging-off
Taylor Swift but getting a right slagging-off in return - https://youtu.be/5UkxZEes4VE
'A big boobed failure who has spunked all of her money' 'A washed up big boobed loser' "She's training to be a Life Coach? fuck me!" 
10.11.24 - Rentagob reignites her feud with Emily Atack now
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14162579/watch-katie-price-reignite-fishy-feud-emily-atack/
Whatever happened to
"demure and mindful" then??
The ADHD gets a mention though to justify this verbal assault.
*
"I don't attack anyone. I am the kindest person ever. But if someone goes for me, I make sure I have the last word."
Oh do fuck off and don’t we know it. Was all the ferrapy with Alan suppoosed to have taught her otherwise?.
* However its NOT her and her "
ADHD fucking fighting back", it's just HER fighting to stay relevant by regurgitating the same old crap again and again and again. Its also a lot to do with the fact EA is currently being lauded for her performance in a hit new TV series & its really pissing the skank off.
* As to her insinuating she was going to fly out to Australia, turn up in the jungle and
"Sorrrttt tit ahhhhtt wiv 'er..........................", theres one problem there. The producers of IACGMOH told her she was Persona Non Grata and to piss off basically, but word has it that the producers had kinda led the skank to believe she was "On Standby" to fly out at very short notice but once she started gobbing off about
"Sortin it ahhhht......" with Emily that was skank out the window since the last thing they wanted was Rentagob causing trouble in the Camp. ITV quickly reconsidered skank's presence for fear of hair and handbags flying, shredded skin and fingernails. Good call, ITV, she's a loose cannon. Bye bye skanky!
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
4.11.24 - she's been coaching H to write congratulatory notes to MEEEEEEEEE again
Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
3.11.24 - its suddenly taken to watching Junior play football labelling his photo with "MY SON!" What a shame then that she stopped Jett playing football completely then removed him from school eh?
5.11.24 - but she's not a pushy parent................. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-clears-up-biggest-34040293
Could that be because possibly she cannot get her talons into them properly because if she could she bloody would! Thats a cert!
6.11.24 - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14043399/Katie-Price-Junior-Princess-Andre-nepo-babies.html Personally I cannot see any discernible "talent" in the kids anyway but maybe thats just my opinion?
*As for the IVF stuff ... I hate to break it to ya Skank, but, you dont look young, you look like you are pushing 60 let alone 46 !
* And as to the nepo kids quotes ... there are no pics of her with him on Juniors insta because "He isn't using MEEEEEE to get anywhere' ... Strange then that there are plenty of pics with his Dad though ...
* She doesn't go to events with Princess to help her get in the papers either! ... thats because the decent invites are via Pete
* And she doesn't make calls to get Princess work ... she can't even get herself any work because decent companies don't want to be associated with her
* From Country Live?
"Katie Price says Junior and Princess 'don't want to be associated with me' as they launch showbiz careers
Katie Price has insisted she is not a 'pushy parent' and said her children, who she shares with ex-husband Peter Andre, are determined to make it in showbusiness on their own............................" More like they don't want Their Brands contaminated by association
7.11.24 - Oh the grim irony of it https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/katie-price-admits-shes-been-34056358
"
Mum-of-five Katie says she now worries about how other people on the roads behave when the youngsters are out driving. Katie is also left feeling apprehensive when the pair venture into London alone."
Does she mean people driving like she does, criminals and dangerous drivers??
10.11.24 - she ain't gonna like this AT ALL!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31614888/princess-andre-step-mum-emily-glam-bash/
Fwends Woo Hoo! -
Skank went on this one's podcast back in summer, she incidentally is Chris Hughes' Ex that skank tried to seduce right under her nose
2.11.24 - This other crackpot has got the right hump with the skank - they were "mates" once.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3249/3249884-912d9ffb2a956c369ec533b22fbac437.mp4
The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
1.11.24 - More old tosh to fill editorial space - pointless garbage basically BUT they've not been very flattering to the thing LOL! The pictures are horrific even if she's not in her Hallow'een garb and theres a few snarky remarks too
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shows-results-10k-34010500.amp
They reckon this is
"Fresh-faced & taut...." Rough as sandpaper in your undercrackers more like but WOW that cost £10k? She was robbed. Sorry, but all anyone can see are scars, misaligned spock ears, furrows, wonky eyes and eyebrows, ratty hair etc - an absolute bargain all in all!!!
* Note the remark about her "ropey" track record with animals too, plus here she is buying stuff to mask the stench of cat pee (or is it her own B.O.??)
*
Boasting................ its a Grizzly Bear in a trackie not Megan Fox nor anybody else!
2.11.24 -
Gotta love how Hello are pointing out how rarely P is seen out with her mum, even though she "
Lives with MEEEEE most of the time" and how she had solo photos only - minus the skank. Did 'Ello Mag not want pictures of Mummy at all?? Skank will be fuming again
3.11.24 - The Sun never miss a chance to mention the "£10,000 face-lift"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31472915/katie-price-10k-facelift-date-night-jj-slater/
* and the expensive (yet hideous) Balenciaga jacket
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31475183/katie-price-cop-hat-designer-jacket-nightclub-boyfriend/
* They also repeat a snippet about her legovering other blokes behind Cole's back
"All the festivities come amid revelations from Katie's ex-fiancé Carl Woods that she cheated on him with a polo star during their time together. Car dealer Carl, 35, confronted her over a one-night stand with Jamie Morrison after an event at his polo club.
He told us: “She spent the night with Jamie Morrison after a polo event at his club. Videos were posted of her drunk with a random DJ, basically being an embarrassment, and she didn’t come home. She told me she was staying with a friend. A few months went past and during that time people had been messaging me, naming him and saying she had been with him."
It added that it was perfectly acceptable for her to shag-about because "
They (as a couple)
were not getting on......". So thats OK then
Katie Price wears cop hat and £2,350 designer jacket as she arrives at Leeds nightclub with boyfriend JJ Slater | The Sun
4.11.24 - The media are jabbing away at the thing over it taking the piss out of the Police with her pathetic costume for that crappy gig in Leeds. Not that skank is bovvered because she'll take the piss out of anybody - just ask all those Judges and the Useless Trustees
https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/03/katie-price-mocks-legal-woes-raunchy-costume-21919778/amp/
* "
Classy"? Thats not a word ever to be used on the skank!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-stuns-fans-classy-34029638
5.11.24 - Hilarious backgridded photos too, especially the ones with it wearing those moonboots
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14043159/Katie-Price-facelift-boob-job-crop-top.html
"Detailing her fears that her eggs may not be viable, she continued: 'I didn't realise until I did the IVF that when you're born, you're born with a set of eggs, and every period you have, you know, you get rid of eggs and stuff.
'So mine are quite old now, so it's whether it produces a good egg or not.
'So, I'm at that stage and it's like, I know I've got five kids and people will be like, well, you should be grateful you've got five. I am grateful, but I know myself, I want more.
'And I don't want to be told by a doctor or something that I can't have more. So I'm looking into other journeys that if I want more, how I can do that, because I know I'm not done.' "How very dare any doctor tell MEEEEEE I carnt ave wot I want!"
8.11.24 -
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ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 11/08 **6**
This frequently pregnant social media star who goes through men and baby daddies like water, has a new guy. Well, not a new guy, but another she wants to be with forever. His problem is that he can't have kids so can't be locked down by our influencer. Plus, he is using his fame to sleep with other women and even if the couple does make it down the aisle, it won't last. Our influencer wants another baby and is asking one of her exes to donate some sperm. Katie Price (Katie Price sets heart on having two more children)
11.11.24 - and yet The Only Thing they have to say about it is that it's "Showing off it's plump lips......................" What a completely vaccuous, vain existence it leads
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31623018/katie-price-plump-lips-facelift-jj-slater/
Look at the pair of tramps
Off Home to Cardboard City then?
* The Mail are laying the bait again
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14067621/Katie-Price-showcases-surgically-enhanced-assets-skintight-camo-outfit-performs-2017-song-Got-U-Clapham-Grand.html?ico=topics_pagination_mobile
