Katie Price 71 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
*Price.Dropped -
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Sideshow Bong aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Heres a potential item for her to flog on Twat Tok!

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."-

Bless her for looking at this and thinking it’s just the cheeky ears that need fixing…
2.2.25 - Wiping the shit with a drag queen now
Drag artistes are at least honest in their attempts to appear female whereas the skank? No so much
* Wewl seksi! Deffo wipin' der shit 'ere innit!
A spot of point-toe-pouty-face wearing an atrocious nasty outfit from JYY and trying to see if her wig is glued down securely
* Screeching in Barnsley
* Dressed like a prize cockerel - obviously she's been raiding the drag queen's stage outfits but pity is she did'nt opt for a decent wig from the selection behind her


Price.Dropped -
27.1.25 - Sharing the angry-yet-justified rants from a disgruntled customer of JYY Sack 'o Shite Fashuns https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFSr-bOCtX0/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
30.1.25 - Confirmation that all this "surgery" the skank had in Turkey was nothing more than even more cosmetic tweaking - and they refused to do it under her favourite general anaesthetic! Another bunch of LIES from it then https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFdMTh-tZZG/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
31.1.25 - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFdpAgvtCVo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFfyI8MtOOD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Another one sick-to-the-back-teeth of it then considering he has sufferred 21 years of abuse from the thing with it screeching that he has "Never paid a penny towards H.......". Obviously she does not count the bloody fortune he paid AFP to look after his son because skank was incapable of doing so. AFP had H until until she was unable to continue, then H went off to residential due to the fact Mummy was unable to look after him because she is simply fucking useless
DY talks about "My son........." https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFfyPQCtu2h/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
* Dwight said he paid £10,000 as soon as H was born then once things were formalised he paid £1,300 per month (£15,600 per year) to KATIE - not AFP - his bung to AFP must have been a separate arrangement
* He paid out £90,000 to AFP over a period of time plus £14,000 in school fees & £22,000 for presents for H
* He says he took skank to Monaco for some awards. First class flights, helicopter (she said she had just had lipo on her thighs and was in agony) and collagen injected into her lips, said she would never get her lips done again as doesn’t want to end up looking like Lesley Ash. (Ironic eh?) After the awards, DY said she went back to the hotel, as Rachel Hunter had been flirting with him and KP was flirting with some guy called Dwayne she said but skank’s version said she went on Eddie Jordan’s yacht. DY said he stayed on the yacht for a couple of drinks then went back as he knew she was upset. But KP’s said he didn’t come back until 11am the next morning. DY said they flew home happy yet skank's account said the trip was cut short.
* No wonder DY’s team wanted a dna test! - she went out to Kosovo and DEMANDED to be smuggled into a soldier's room (Joe White) but only cuddled this guy for 2 hours?
*Skank says in one of her crappy books in 2004 that Dwight took her to Court to try and get more access to Harvey. It appears he used to see H at AFP's place for a while until it abruptly came to an end for reasons unspecified.
* DY said there were reports of her partying wildly and dating many new boyfriends while pregnant (we know about Gareth Gates already), he said, He said she seemed very unstable and very out of control.
* Neither does she mention in her crappy book that DY treated her and H to a holiday to the Sandy Lane Hotel in Barbados, where he gave her the ring. The bill came to £28k he said the bulk was probably run up by Katie having hair and nails done incessantly. Then they went on to Tobago where his family lived but she was was not happy in the least with DY wanting to spend time with his family nor for them to meet H. She didn’t stop moaning. They flew home separately. He hated her disrespecting his family….(sound familiar?)
* Word has it that Dwight paid AFP over £30k a year to look after Harvey & that was a hell of a lot of money going back more than 21 years. No doubt he was also paying skanky money when she asked for things for H. He also supplied H with designer clothes, all the top brands in trainers, clothes etc. She seems to have omitted that this payment behaviour is reciprocal considering that P&J have mainly lived with Peter mostly after they were removed from her, so actually she should have been paying him maintenance throughout that time! Likewise she ought to have been contributing towards B&J when Kieran had custody but she didn't - that is until she ‘kidnapped’ them & expected him to pay more even though he was denied seeing his children for two years!.
* https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFfU44INGzo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
A little note as regards it flogging all its crap on Deeplop - the company now advise HMRC directly!
* and more about the latest surgery LIES She never mentioned once about this nose fixing either, just her bat ears.......... strange that
5.2.25 - heres a shocker from PD! Nobody will be surprised though given that this is skanky - snorting coke off P's nappy changing table!!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFq9nAqCas4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

* They sneakily add a mention as to "Have a love-leee weekend Katie............................". Is it dirt on this mug they're delivering?

or this one maybe, the berk who allegedly pulled the thing out of her wrecked car when she was trollied on drugs at 6am
(as to that Car Crash story, it is another one that changed 3 times
First it was a resident that heard the crash from his house and rang plod and ambulance.
Second it was an old bloke walking his dog that found skank sat on the verge and rang plod and ambulance.
Then for dramatic effect in the documentary with AFP it was good hero "Lee who'd just finished a nightshift" and instead of taking his usual route home decided to take the longer route and found skank in the upturned car and heroically smashed the car window (funny the driver and passenger side windows well all the windows were still intact) and helped skank to the side of the road were he held her in his arms telling her everything would be ok.
* This hero "Lee" was brought in by skank and Amy the enabler to boost the story when it started to run out of steam and a documentary was going to be filmed.
" Hero Lee saves Katie after she crashed her car after wanting to commit suicide" which sounds a lot better than,,,
"Katie crashed her car under the influence of drink and drugs whilst going to her dealers for more coke"
* and they have another scorcher incoming on 10th February
* and more still. https://www.instagram.com/p/DFsy9JhN1Uw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
In that Louis Theroux rubbish skank claimed AFP was Margaret Thatcher's Personal Assistant! We knew this was another of skank's LIES but its interesting that they have seen email where Amy refutes it too
Wonder if this will come up at the AGM skank is having with her mum?. Oh the paranoia

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* "Tell it to my heart, I can feel my body rot, is this really love or just decay?"

If your names KP clap your hands
If someone’s shat on your belly clap your hands
If your ears have fallen
Around your jawline
If your names KP clap your hands

If your names KP clap your hands
If your rental smells of pee clap your hands
If you love a bit of snow
But to Court you just won’t go
If your names KP clap your hands

* Skank where’s the photos we’re excited to see
Have you got brows where your ears should be?
Your neck on your chin
Your lips up your nose
Is that stubbly heart minge tattoo
Your new goatee?
3.2.25 - Clearly one of the Braindeads was impressed by it's shreiking in Barnsley but they were soon slapped down
Or maybe we somehow missed Kylie's foray into The Talentless, Washed-up Crack Whore Era that skank is reprising?
4.2.25 - Worryingly, according to Closer mag skanky is having more surgery in late May/June to really upgrade her body so she can stun everyone in Ibeefa this summer - this is where she is going to release her "Summer Anfemm" onto an unsuspecting world
*
* Oh dear......yep its grim....... https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3401/3401493-08a3b97dcc5bd5b4e8ad1645dc5336f8.mp4

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
Is this one of skank's epistles?

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! - Lifted from the Crapcast, the latest announcement from it that her Bankruptcy "Will be over in March........." Really skanky? Does she really think HMRC going to just let her off all those millions??
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-whoops-excitement-over-34583297
31.1.25 - WTF?????? Are they really discharging it???? https://www.insolvencydirect.bis.gov.uk/eiir/case-details/1/false/704342871/709740805/a2F0cmluYSBwcmljZQ== However, they always say automatic discharge after a year because that's usually what happens if the person co-operates, but of course skanky doesn't co-operate so hers get extended instead. It happened with the first one, doubtless it will happen again with this one so she may well THINK it will be discharged in March but that doesn't necessarily mean it will be. FINGERS CROSSED!
5.2.25 - This is from the 27th August. If she hasn't coughed up enough info, i'd guess it's still on for the 11th of Feb.
https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/nation...private-interview-finances-hearing-adjourned/
'Chief Insolvency and Companies Court Judge Nicholas Briggs agreed to the adjournment and asked Price whether she would give an undertaking to the court that she would attend the private interview on September 24.
He said that if a further hearing was needed, it would be held on February 11 2025.
He told Price: “It is important that the administration of justice is maintained, so if you fail to comply with the undertaking you will be at risk of being arrested.” When asked whether she would give the undertaking, Price replied: “I do.”'
* Wonder what the odds are that she doesn’t turn up at the BH hearing and buggers-off on holiday for a "romantic getaway" to affirm her love for Bongo??
6.2.25 - Strange innit that with the next BH imminent suddenly all skank's money-maker cronies are appearing out of the woodwork. Recently we've seen the 4 main 40%-ers reappear that skanks been in touch with or has been using/advertising for in the last few weeks. First off theres the JYY tat and jeyda has been out and about with skank. There's been plenty of Backgrid pictures lately. Advertising her OF & now slymi fat little fuck Rymi has been deployed. When the 40% got added skank hardly used or mentioned these 4 but every time there's a hearing coming up skank is flailing about trying to imply she's working hard with them.
Now a cynic might think this is another scam to pull the wool over the judge's eyes to get some "legitimate money" going through to make it look like she's trying to pay back her creditors, then her dodgy dealings won't looked into deeply or more income streams aren't hit with 40%?

Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
27.1.25 - here we go then. Following on from last week's photos in the papers of all the crap strewn about outside the Rancid Rental, skank hits back. "The media is lying about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again!" Of course they are luv!
And "Ariel shots................" Has she conned the fairies into tidying up her mess?
More likely the landlord's agent told her to shift her garbage, however, if the rubbish has been there since panto that's almost 2 months give or take a week, so why is there a pile of fresh leaves up against the bin? Its almost as if DL was sent out to shift it all, take the photos and then send over to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as proof the media woz lyin' agen................
2.2.25 - It seems the unfortunate neighbours are already pissed-off with having the thing there
5.2.25 - As per the old Shitty Shack, heres a load of shite from that crappy podcast nonsense where it lays the blame for the appalling state of the old Shitty Shack firmly onto someone else then states it was "MEEEEEEE that decided to leave the place" because she refused to pay for the clean-up of the mess this fiend created - not that she was in fact EVICTED!!!
*Not her fault at all you see & naming him too https://www.instagram.com/p/DFm-Y2FNDAu/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
So being massively in arrears on her mortgage had absolutely nothing to do with the eviction then eh?? It was just because skank didn't want to pay to clear her land up so she handed the house back!!! More lunacy & lying by skank then
* What a load of absolute shite she talks! That 'wedding venue' etc stuff was YEARS ago! She lied when she said she had planning permission for it all when she didn't, plus what sort of an idiot would sign up to all that without checking the guy was legit first? Oh that's right, skanky, because doubtless he was doing it for free or very cheap! How could it cost 800K to clean up some fly tipping? I hope the guy sues her for naming him like this!
* Heres the "fly-tipping". Note how the stuff is all neatly sorted - these "fly-tippers" must have had OCD!
All the rubbish has been sorted into neat piles of fencing, posts and wood that PFP/somebody can recycle for odd jobs, the broken stuff and crap like the broken fence panels and garden waste is all chucked in a separate heap.
* She has blamed a mate of Boyson's for this mess but then in another stack of steaming LIES she blames someone else entirely
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9847225/katie-price-ex-con-holiday-jail-fraud/

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
28.1.25 - So in that pile of shite IVF nonsense the thing made a great isshoo about Cole daring to "EEEEEEEE" because she wasn't pregnant. Well heres Cole now with a different version - one thats undoubtedly nearer The Troof. Hopefully The Sun paid him well for this considering how she's still slamming & swiping at them
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/33029647/katie-price-ex-carl-woods-ivf-documentary-cut-scene/

2.2.25 - Here he comes again with another stick to batter the skank! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/33059122/carl-woods-slams-katieprice-ivf-documentary/
A lot of it is rehashed stuff but then theres this:-

* He's a proper chancer of course, but oh my he has totally trashed that travesty of an IVF documentary here & he’s gone for the jugular on those dreadful Captive Minds cretins who produce her crap to start with. Its still outrageous that C4 thought it ok to broadcast this bullshit anyway because it was appalling whatever way you look at it, but it makes one wonder WTF is going on with them? Surely that’s it now? Her contract with them must be up by now because C4 can’t continue working with these liars can they? Captive Minds are every bit as bad as Skank though.
* Note that C4 are denying SB’s claims which are true & proving that everyone involved with that programme are all despicable lying twats - including the clinic - but thankfully the press and public noticed & it ended very badly for all of them Skanky's shit has stuck to all of them rather nicely
”The production company were more than aware of what was going on in the relationship.
He told The Sun what was behind that decision and insists the production team removed it from the final edit.
He said: "It was biasedly edited to make it look like the reason that I blocked her and we broke up was because IVF failed and she was too old to give me a baby.
"And all of a sudden, she's woke up one morning, I'm a no-show to the appointment, apparently, and I blocked her. And she doesn't know why. The production company were more than aware of what was going on in the relationship." BAM!!
* Lets step back to last February for this one with these comments from Cole when she was finally in the bestist, most 'elfy welayshunshipp evva with Sideshow Bong (the absolute love of her life and THE One #3698). And yet there she was still trying her best to get into Cole's boxers on his birthday!!!.... PD should have told Baybay JJ to look at her phone then...! metro.co.uk/2024/02/17/katie-price-accused-cheating-carl-woods-deletes-social-media-20298055/
4.2.25 - Cole is on a roll currently! Katie Price’s ex Carl Woods takes savage swipe at her as he transforms his tattoo of her face into the DEVIL | The Sun
This time he's altered that tattoo he had done of the thing into a portrait of The Devil Its an improvement actually but especially good are the overdone lips and the 666 on her forehead. She will go apeshit! Wonder what she'll do to get back at him for this slight against MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
"Carl has now given the portrait on his right forearm a makeover, adding a pair of horns to Katie's head, the number 666 and a spiderweb to the forehead, and streaks of black oozing from the eyes.
He travelled to All Sacred Tattoo Parlour, Cambs, for the inking after choosing black and grey artwork specialist Marcin Gibala to do the work.
A source said: "Carl feels there's not a more appropriate tattoo. She's the Devil reincarnated as far as he's concerned..................He's delighted with the way it's turned out and, in his eyes, couldn't have picked a better studio to get it done." Most excellent Cole!
* He also adds that the morons at the production company for that IVF travesty were perfectly aware of the real reasons he left skank and it was nothing to do with the lies she came out with that "He abandoned MEEEEE because I didn't get pregnant.........."
"She and the production company knew exactly the reason why I didn't go to the next appointment." Carl was further annoyed that the unplanned night out came after she cheated on him with a former England polo player and sent saucy texts to an England footballer, both of which had left their relationship in tatters."
None of it being skanky's fault of course, as per usual.
* This is what they said in Closer about this project




GOOD!
"Deys awl barstids fer doin' dis ter MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, an' it ain't fayr!!!"

Sideshow Bong aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
28.1.25 - Oh dear................... it seems Bongo has finally twigged that skanky is the complete asshole everybody told him she is! Finally! He's finally realised his true place in Katie's life, that is Place Holder for any incoming eggs that cross her path and fall into the Trap. Of course The Answer to this lies squarely on Bongo because if he truly feels that way he could spend his time with family, friends & his award winning business - but instead he spends every waking minute up her arse. Make it make sense
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-set-heartbreak-jj-34564838
* She is going to deny all this of course - it'll be the media lying about MEEEEEEEE again
"The source told Closer Magazine: "JJ has accompanied Katie to Turkey despite making it very clear he doesn't think she needs this surgery. But he's no exception to any of Katie's past relationships - he's a doormat and he's feeling the dirt being wiped off - he feels he's last on Katie's pecking order of importance...................
"JJ even told friends that Katie invests more time in sunbeds or getting her nails done than their relationship and he'd like some more alone time in their relationship. He feels like he's become the designated driver and a part-time 'manny' to menagerie of animals."
* Wouldn't you think ol' Mr Dynamic here would be on the first plane out of Heathrow and back to his Real Mummy in the USA having realised this for himself finally? Out there skanky cannot get at him to bully & browbeat into submission but he won't of course - she'll sweet talk him round with empty promises which will last just about as long as one of her bum lifts or lip jobs do and this muppet will stay right where he is under skank's jackboot
* So "he Source" sold this tedious story to Closer mag? Maybe its the same "source" as usual because it just happens to be Edna's Go-To to flog crap when no red tops are interested in the showmance. Here they go saying Bongo "Feels like a doormat..... a chauffeur and 'manny' to her menagerie of pets." (NOTE - he's not "Manny" to the kids who live with her. Do they mean A Nanny anyway?) Apparently the mug just wants to spend more alone time with skank allegedly (silly deluded fuckwit) but she sure as hell doesn't want any Alone Time with him does she?
*The meaning of this garbage is simple - skank is trying to raise interest in this showmance because Valentine's Day is coming up and she needs a holiday disguised as a romantic Valentine's getaway, but all paid for by some stupid red top or mag to give excloosiv pictures of Romantic Walks hand-in-claw, ring shopping, a romantic restaurant proposal, some wedding dress shopping & Bongo pretending to like kissing her on her plastic cheeky ear With this skank can then claim Bongo paid for it all because it's the healthiest relationship she's ever been in and then he can sell the pictures for her.
29.1.25 - She's obviously got nowt better to do so theres a flurry of activity on it's boring snapchat garbage with boring videos that basically just prove her to be treating him like dirt. In one she announces that she only likes the white chocolate sweeties in the box if chocs,(strange then that at the Rancid Rental her drawer is full of milk chocolate bars). Well to stop Bongo "stealing MYYYYY chocolates" there she is coughing on them so he wouldn't eat them!!! What a nasty a bitch she is so you gotta ask HOW OR WHY he tolerates her unless it actually is A Job for him, furthermore one might also question whether she also did this when H "Stole" those choccys at panto.
* Nevertheless here he is having a few tweakments of his own, just as ordered by skanky, him sat there having his face stabbed with multiple needle-fulls of chemicals
What a chump!
30.1.25 - and heres another spiteful attack on poor wee Bongo, initiated by skank through a Flying Monkey undoubtedly, but you gotta ask how much more of this abuse is he going to tolerate before he finally leaves the thing to it ??
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-pals-jj-slater-sideshow-bob/

Its taken him almost a year to reach this conclusion though

3.2.25 - photos emerging of that grim night in Barnsley, this one shows Bong relegated to following behind the thing (holding her handbag no doubt along with his own) whilst she clings to her gay crony on those dangerous stairs
He's not even part of skanks entourage now, it seems he's just her chauffeur and Gimpboy is there for it's amusement - which says a lot about the "Best relationship skank's ever had...." when the so-called boyfriend is relegated to back of the line like Billy no mates whilst she gets her better looking gay friend to link arms with her to get pictures taken with.
* Uh-oh! He's on the grift as well now!
* Oh dear, he's chatting-up some girl - or is he handing over a secret message to her??
"Please call 999 and tell them I'm being held against my will!! I just wanna go home to my real mummy!!!"

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
27.1.25 - WHY have that dodgy IVF clinic been permitted to use footage of J&B in this rubbish on their site???
Katie Price #448 Off to Turkey she goes again, those cheeky ears can't save her career or pay off her bankruptcy arrears. | Page 11 | Tattle Life
* This is the lady who WAS going to surrogate for the skank, that is until a home visit to the Shitty Shack when skank treated her & her children so appallingly that she quickly revoked her "offer"
* She is absolutely correct though - Agora didn’t come out of this fiasco looking good and its more than likely they'll lose custom by appearing in this shitshow. They chose a bloody fine example in the skank though with 5 kids already, too old, no real viable eggs, SS already involved with one parent, in fact it screamed they would just take your money and not give good advice let alone anything else! . They came out looking really bad. They should have refused skank's offer of making them zillionaires by giving her freebies in return for all that excellent publicity (????), indeed one could see them shutting up shop due to lost custom now. One piss-poor business decision from Agora in getting tied up with the skank (as so many others have discovered to their peril)

# Ouch!! -
29.1.25 - One most excellent comment on the Mirror article about the latest surgical interferences
"Her face is her fortune - it’s why she’s bankrupt"
30.1.25 - Nah! Skank doesn't have any eggs, but She Edna/Dim Lynn were asking for it by posting this video to her FB
* Taken from it's IG
3.2.25 - Comments on it's FB are worse than usual because they're about her "singing"

Fucking hell!! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3396/3396407-88723213d618ab77d0e5d737ec9d149b.mp4
* Then theres the cheek of it saying she doesn't sound good because of her latest nose job, whereas in grim reality she's a hopeless divvy who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
*

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
30.1.25 - taken from today's crapcast :-
31.1.25 - More LIES & bullshit from it. Note that the lugholes show no sign of this "surgery" either, no Tenas sellotaped over them either https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3390/3390980-5037e2391274bfa1d95dcdcf5de394cb.mp4
* Also in that podcast she did recently, she said she liked her men to have had a lot of sexual partners yet when she was with Pete and others, she would get insanely jealous of their exs. Her words in her crappy book "A Whole New World" were… "I find it difficult and upsetting to deal with Pete’s past......." The grim irony of it.

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
29.1.25 - so she's finally trawled about to find some shonky PR outfit willing to risk taking her on then - or maybe this is just Edna in disguise as usual setting up yet another dodgy company that folds within a couple of months? Either way they've made a humungous error in signing the skank up

31.1.25 - "Pooor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ize carnt 'ave a shit innit!"

Scintillating snapchat from the thing though
Just as well she's not paying someone to have a shit on them or she'd not get her money's worth out of it

*Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
28.1.25 - Yeah woo hoo! Will it actually turn up though, that is the question!

2.2.25 - Yes it turned up in Barnsley! Look at it necking the shots though, this being The Person Who Doesn't Drink.... and the "singing" even though it's snout is wrapped in Tena Lady pads
Tiktok unsafe link https://tattle.life/threads/19920/
* Check out Bongo standing there looking bored rigid too, plus it seems she has H there too as they were seen in the local KFC with H shovelling junk food into his mouth as usual (Mummy's preferred method of keeping H appeased - stuff him with whatever rubbish he wants)
* Yes skank appears at 12 o'clock with H and Bongo in tow - allegedly she's charging £15 a go for photos with H so the Victorian freakshow theme continues unabated with Mummy getting her money's worth out of H Disgraceful - not like H can give his permission is it??? Was'nt she stopped from doing this after the Portsmouth fiasco and if so why has it begun all over again eh??
* How does an entertainment licence cover an unstable & frequently violent disabled young man being pimped-out for cash?
I'm assuming the swearing and rocking back & forth will be free but once again there will be a group of local slappers draped over him for foters because skank really has no scruples when it comes to exploitation of her children. Where the fuck is the safeguarding and due diligence that should be applied to H or is lovergirl DL in attendance as carer with a ready supply of medication drugs and family sized carrot cakes?
* There's something deeply abhorrent in this entire scam - no disability should be used to exhibit someone as a performing monkey or sideshow attraction for financial gain.
* The two youngest were allowed to be mistreated and abused yet she still has visitation, however nobody appears to give a damn about H when it's not as if there's no red flags here. Four of her kids have been removed from her custody - two of them twice! As with all her other offences, nothing is taken seriously. Does she have to kill somebody first?
*
"Cost a fortune" eh? Note to the bankruptcy lot then
* "Luvvvvv MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
* In it's unfiltered glory complete with Tenas stuck all over its battered snout, the wonky eyes and That Gob!!!

* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3395/3395171-1d9c3e15eba6c284750650b685cb3f9b.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3395/3395219-6849c6af9b260633423f1bbc5532a581.mp4
* Lovin’ her they were…. She "Won’t let ya down............ Ize a MILF“ it announces & that backing track is doing the heavy lifting on this hour's worth of earhole torture, plus she’s doing that racing through the tune thing that she does, ‘Tell it to my Heart’ is as bad as ever as she’s not a singer - she has murdered it! - but seems it doesn’t matter to these people because they love bad karaoke when completely arseholed
* Again -why are these drag artists fawning over her like she's some kind of cool ambassador and ally for them when she publicly humiliated AR for simple cross dressing that he did in privacy????. She "kink shames" and then gets photographed with a giant shit on her stomach? You couldn't make this nonsense up!
* So all-in-all an absolutely epic night out in Barnsley then! It was probably a great night out with your besties, some decent music (until skank appears), more than a few bevvies in then to top it all a weird looking, bandaged-up, crazy old HasBeen comes on stage & starts screeching. It can't sing, can't dance, can barely speak coherently. 🫢🫣
* You gotta give her credit where its due though - she's hilarious and the more we laugh at her the more she thinks we love her which is even more hilarious The icing on the cake, or should I say olive on my Pornstar Martini, is seeing Bong looking miserable at the back having to listen and witness this debacle whilst contemplating what went wrong with his life
* At least skank was pleased with her "performance" though
* and another shitfest imminent - using a photo from many faces ago too
5.2.25 - This is how desperate for cash it is ( cash that's not yet being taken by the courts). Spending her nights getting pissed up on the arse-end of nowhere, screeching into a microphone, wailing like a fucking banshee who's just had an operation on their nose and grabbing her minge on stage all for the total sum of a few grand.
She's got her empire back biaatches WOOO HOOO DO YOU LOVE IT COS WE LOOOOOVE IT !!!!

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
1.2.25 - yes its on-the-grift again for another Media Wall (like the one she ripped-out of the Shitty Shack that she has sitting in pieces on the floor at the Rancid Rental now). Yes she wants a local company to "gift" her the same sort of item in return for "publicity" no doubt, but you'd have to be completely La-La to even consider it surely?? The sheer cheek of her though because she's showing the same stuff she grifted last time that she tore out of the Shitty Shack when she was evicted as a grift for another one!! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3394/3394045-ea4562a4bf3878526baa44c17d129070.mp4
* Oooh looks like she's got a bite though - the same company she shafted last time. MUGS!

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
27.1.25 - that last crapcast it guested on - you gotta larrrfff!!! It grandly pronounced that any girl or guy can take a picture and alter it with filters and this and that so it doesn't even look like them, then put it on instagram and get famous from that!! . She filters the fuck out of her face because that's not how she looks like in the wild so she's a fine one to talk. She says why do you wanna look like something you're not? Not asked herself that question obviously
*
Oh my! So letting someone do a big crap on your stomach doesn't count but this woman "Lily" (who slept with 100s of blokes) is a slut with no self-respect!? Hmmmmmmmmm Why does skank pretend she doesn't do similar and then sneers down on others? I suppose it would be too much for the "caring one who wants to be a paramedic" to consider that this "Lily" could be a damaged person and that's why she slept wth 100 men in one day? But don't forget here that in fact skank is the only REAL victim in anything - EVVA! "I'm just a little girl......" it bleats pathetically.
28.1.25 - it has posted a clip from the next episode of their shite crapcast - a taster to tempt viewers presumably She’s telling Edna that her New Year’s resolution is to make £500 million in the next three years….she’s gonna do this by winning the lottery apparently ……hohoho, what fun she is How bad will the pod be eh?
* some more crap compliments of the ol' Grauniad grovelling about after her again - shame they can't spell "Potatoes" though
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEFuLh8MbeA/?utm_source=ig_embed
30.1.25 - a Noo Crapcast from the Minging Sistas! 32mins of BS, obviously recorded a while ago. Shouty shouty intro, its no wonder her ears needed doing.
* Intro then adverts, however the sound is very off, then it starts straight off with Harvey doing the intro singing ribbit.
*"Awww Harvey is so cute!" - she's straight in there with that
*Lots of background noise. & SHE'S SHOUTING NON STOP. No wonder the neighboiurs are pissed off.
* They've had so many DMs about bringing the podcast back apparently.
* So much has happened....... starts off with the July facelift, says she is going back because where he did her face her ears stick out, so they are being pinned back. (Righty-ho skanky!)
* Junior & Jasmine ARE living with her plus Princess & Ed "practically live there too...". 5 sphynx cats, 2 of the dogs.
* She's driving now, she wasn't last time (on the last pod) it's going to be amazing having her independence back. She's sticking to the speed limits. (Yeah righty-ho again skanky)
* Its pronounces that the kid's like their 'sensible' mum - she's changed a lot.
*The book was out on the last podcast, Edna mutters, "Yeah...the bloody book".
*She's glad last year is done though- must be all the twarmers.
*She's at Butlins on the 9th Feb with Edna. They have no idea where Minehead is. (An hour set of "singing")
AND she is going in the studio with Scarlet again
*Skank asks a loaded question about what things are coming up?. Edna replies about some things they can't talk about at the moment and the skank knows what it is but only a little bit, not the full story. Skank starts screaming wiv eksitemint
* Another podcast tour.
* Theres apparently an Easter panto with the people she has just done that last shitshow with as they want her to do that.
* Edna pronounces that she seemed so much calmer at this last panto. (The sound is so bad on the podcast).
* Skank sez that the moron Anton did a speech on stage saying that when he announced he had booked skank & Kracktona he got so many negative messages BUT she's in a better place now, so it's all good.
*Still loving her house,
* And the usual LIE from her - "Bankruptcy ends in March!! . Wooooo Wooooo Ize back on track!!!".
* And now the crap about earning £500m in 3 years - one way is going to win the fucking lottery. It sez if PFP won the lottery he would buy a new van, but grandly announces that even if she did win the lottery, she would still work. (WORK????)
*They did Christmas on the 2nd Jan.
She is going to do a pii chart of what she wants to achieve this year, one of them is compete on her horses. Olive is now grizzling and crying.
* And he's going to start sewing lessons, presumably on her three sewing machines!!
*She's got her recipe books out and wants to start cooking. Rustic Spaggy Bog anyone?
* Been watching the Australian Love Island. Scoffing at SFP when she tells her what she has been watching on TV.
* She's also completing her life coach course. She's going to find time to start her paramedic course
*Edna says she will need to do an Access course/Uni, but skank says she can do it from home... Can hardly hear with Olive babbling away. Sounds like SFP left school with barely and GCSEs either.
* Skank says she wouldn't be able to do GCSEs now because they are so hard - this cretin thinks a Degree course is easier does she??. She has now asked twice what an access course is! Fickas.
* The worstest Evva ADHD- in the last few months she has tried 2 different types of medication, the effects were awful so the doctors have decided she doesn't need medication because she can manage it,as she has learned about ADHD, the reactions etc. She can control the way she is so she doesn't need another tablet! She feels focused.
*Sound is awful. Olive is crying. She is shouting so much.
*Harvey moves back in March, only 20 minutes away from her (Exploitation will be at 100%) Some imbecile has told her she would be an amazing carer so she will volunteer once a week there, however, if she would make such a good carer why isn't she taking care of her OWN FUCKING SON anyway??
* But then she also wants to be Air ambulance or roadside paramedic - not a normal one, a doctor one but she will carry on doing her 'normal job' though
* She needs to give up vaping she sez.. Edna says to her you've said that 4 or 5 times already. She had a zoom consultation with her mum's lung specialist, so that was that appointment she had pre Turkey trip. The consultant told her on zoom, smoking is better than vaping. She is so desensitised to the vaping stories in the press, she will listen if the consultant tells her in person. (OK right, I believe you!)
No some feeble questions from the Braindeads:
*Her go-to breakfast is...2 boiled eggs and soldiers. (If someone does it for her of course)
*There's a reason she has got so skinny, Edna asks what is the reason?
She's "Lacked so intolerant" it seems Sez she's always been skinny if you Google her , then she broke her feet, then went through IVF. She's now been avoiding oats, pasta etc as they've been bloating her (errr, but JJ made her a huge plate of pasta the other day)
*Where does she shop for kids clothes...? Bunny likes Berska, Princess like PLT, Shein.
* How does she prepare for when her kids leave home? (Well actually its not something she's had to do because the Social Services very kindly REMOVE THEM from her) but in fact her children have all 'moved in with MEEEEE now'.
*Asked about Harvey, "Awww I love my Harvey" , then quickly adds "I love all my kids......". She did everything for Harvey dontcha knaaaaw.
* She needs noise in the house you see. (The neighbours apparently don't agree with that notion)
* Junior was at his dad's a lot (mostly because HE LIVES THERE EH SKANK?) But Wow - 5 minutes until the end of the pod before she mentions Pete this time) Now Junior has allegedly "Moved in" so he's there with her & "I see him all the time.................."
*Life Advice about age/being old OMG, she's shouting even more. It's just a load of yapping now.
*She's never worked in an office. She doesn't know what Gen Z is. She reckons Princess told MEEEE that her Snapcrap is so good. Skank replies "I told you to join my team!"
Well she SHOUTED through that whole episode. She is very mindful, very demure though.
Harvey signs off. Just awful...............
* Re Butlins - heres one Weekender to AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
https://www.butlins.com/bigweekenders/experience/activities/sunday-singalong Skank will be a Novelty Act, a cheap & nasty, washed up tit model who people will just laugh at while they're pissed. We should keep fingers crossed for some fabulous unfiltered pics/video because you just know she'll be drunk & drugged up flinging herself at all the men & being sexually over the top 🥱
* No Top Billing either - she's listed alongside the Bingo!!!! Basically this is 'Sing-along-a-Skank' ... she is hoping you know the words because she doesnt and she'll be too pissed to read the autocue
5.2.25 - another batch of old crap and utter LIES from it Katie Price #450 Tell it to my heart, I can feel my body rot, is this really love or just decay? | Page 28 | Tattle Life - a snippet from the impending crapcast
* Within this Bullshit Zone it brags endlessly, going-on about being back in the studio where it had to record 20 club classics. FFS skank can't remember the words to one song let alone the music, so what could possibly go wrong with TWENTY!??? Edna looks rather surprised at this statement though;
* Reckons it is seeing H on Friday so perhaps he'll get hauled off to be exhibited again?
* It also mentions The Amaaaaazin' Summa Anfem it's releasing onto the world in Iybeefa..........................


Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
28.1.25 - OMFG! Look at the state of it and bear in mind that these are heavily filtered images supplied by ol' Back End (minus 40% then LOL)!
Katie Price seen for first time after surgeries for new nose, pinned ears and 'fox eyes' - Mirror Online

It was ears and nose fixing time apparently. Gotta luv all those open wounds and theres the thing with several trowel-depths of make-up on it's hideous visage
* So where's the new knees, back and arse pictures? Was she telling lies again? It appears that once more Ms Price was telling porkies to retain interest in her rinse & repeat, boringly irrelevant life, indeed even the off-on relationship has got an airing before the Mirror succumbed to honouring the contract to pay for filtered Backgrid pictures of the latest butchery to her grotesque fizzog! Oh well, guess we'll have to wait for the in the wild pics when it goes to "sing" at some back street emporium in Barnsley
* The source again :- "A source spilled to Closer Magazine: "Katie is heading to Turkey [this month] for her first New Year's procedure: fixing her pixie ears. She thinks they need correcting after her recent facelift. She's having her ears removed, then re-stitched in place and pinned back so that they don't stick out."
So is an Earhole-ectomy an actual thing then????
*
* As to this nose job, she only had a nose job 18 months ago...with the Belgium Surgeon she called "The best" and that "She would never go anywhere else...", yet here she is having her snow-ravaged beak "fixed" again in Turkey - been hitting the old with avengence eh skanky? (as confirmed by Price Dropped). But oh dear, she seems to have ruined the possibility of surgery under general anaesthetic which has been one of best her attention seeking behaviours for decades. Wonder what factor did it? Was she too malnourished, dehydrated & now with heart issues? - so bad in fact that even the Turkish butcher's shop could see she looked ill??. Quick, add them to the Twolls and Haters list!
1.2.25 - She's not finished with the butchery yet folks! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shopping-list-plastic-34590897
"The source (Edna) said, “She changed from Katie Price to Jordan, then back to Katie, and now this is another reinvention. When she was Jordan she was one of the most famous faces in Britain, everyone knew who she was.
“She thinks she might be able to get some of that adoration back. She was on every red carpet, she was on the front covers of all the magazines looking amazing. But she knows she can’t turn back the clock, so the only thing is to reinvent herself again and try to get those things back.”
Alas skanky, NO AMOUNT of butchery can make you into a decent person so NO you will not be getting anything back ever again
*Nevertheless there she is with her rock-hard oversized falsie norks, her butchered distorted mouth she can’t close, that nose that needs constant repairs due to her intake, those tombstone teeth which need constant licking because they dry out plus that tight numb face with cheeky pixie ears, but don't forget her Spock eyebrows, mismatched eyes, coconut forehead, the numerous bald patches with attached cheap extensions, the skeletal body covered in tattooed-over-scars, her big toes that point to the stars, her flat bum sliding down her thighs & frazzled warty skin……….. and all the while she's thinking she's the seksyest fing EVVA!!! In truth skank is a dishonest, lying, noisy, vacuous, tedious, hideous, grasping piece of work. No Real Friends, just DL and Bongo grovelling about after her.
* “In her quest for perfection…………..!” You’d have to be missing an entire Sense of Humour not to laugh at that
* Katie price #449 pixie ears & foxy eyes, manky hinge & full of lies | Page 35 | Tattle Life hahahahaha!!
4.2.25 - https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/katie-price-has-cosmetic-surgery-34610197 Why do they think anybody gives a shiny one anyway?? Even her belovéd family don't appear to give a monkey's cuss about what it's done to itself so what the hell eh???

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
31.1.25 - it seems DY has joined Price Dropped. Wonder what she's done to place that final nail in her coffin?
1.2.25 - https://www.socawarriors.net/foreign-based-news/6180-dwight-yorke-jordan-is-wild-in-bed-katie-price-is-tender-.html - It seems NOBODY actually likes her alter-ego Jordan
* On a recent crapcast where it was shreiking invective at All The Exes AGAIN, skank made a point of singling Pete out for another slagging saying how he'd ripped her off and she ended up "Paying for everything"..................... Yawn .....zzzz. Then this appeared but was quickly Edna'd away - can't think why!

4.2.25 - More stuff from Closer but not their usual grovelling - Katie Price's surgery horror: addiction spirals as exes unite for revenge Its saying that a collection of Ex's have been gathered together to make an "explosive" documentary about how the thing destroyed their lives basically - the producers say it will concentrate on the "Rise & fall" of skanky through interviews with Exes and Escapees, former management, publicists, "fwends" and many others who have been involved with it over the years. Oh dear. No mention of Clan Grifter in there though
They say in this article that "Katie will be furious..................................." - so even better woo hoo!!!!
* https://www.entertainmentdaily.com/tv/katie-price-documentary-three-exes/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=photoalbumEDUK&fbclid=IwY2xjawIQ02dleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHfdvmG2GrbPb7p77lW5QvANLyhkYM3f4e0cnvVeyfoGMqjOgkGysvELe6A_aem_l2dWHEHMvbByhcVlakiCVA
* Hopefully ITV will buy this
5.2.25 - heres an oldie for you https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14363283/Kay-Burley-Peter-Andre-CRY-Katie-Price-toe-curling-unearthed-interview.html

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
* Taken from that crapcast rubbish, here yet again slagging off the Men who "Lived off MEEEEEEEEE...........".
But her men aren’t allowed a life of their own anyway because they have to drive and accompany her around the country or wherever she wants to go. And go to surgery to hold her hand and tell her how gawjus she now looks...................... They are also kept from their friends and family as she guilt trips them to remaining on-call with MEEEEEEE 24/7. She’s the one calling the shots 100% of the time - they don't have an option to decline at any stage.

* And this is how the thing Got At AR good and proper. She was very proud of herself too, boasting in Closer crapmag aout how she achieved it, thus proving beyond any doubt that skank is a thoroughly repugnant specimen who gleefully showed her personal stash of Revenge Porn to the judge in question as means of getting at AR and causing him to lose access to his baby daughter.
Then she later denies it all ??? Nothing is ever her fault of course
* (31) Katie price #449 pixie ears & foxy eyes, manky hinge & full of lies | Page 47 | Tattle Life "Dey awwwlll livved off MEEEEEEEE!!!" Perhaps this is what finally brought DY out in the open after 21 years of collecting abuse from the skank over abandoning Harvey (MEEEEEEEEEEE!) - he'd simply had enough of her LIES and shite?
* Heres an oldie from 2009 but the thing certainly has not mellowed over time so undoubtedly the same drunken behaviour exists even now (despite her "Not drinking at all - evva!"). Pete is the usual target of choice but the other wedding guests copped a load of gobbiness and foul mouthed invective off it too Rowdy Price 'ruins wedding'
* and lets not forget Charles Drury - another Escapee. She threatened him with all sorts
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10499642/katie-price-cops-kill-toyboy-ex/

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"

and yes its still vaping like Thomas the Tank Engine too
1.2.25 - Seen necking shots at that crappy event in Barnsley, no doubt followed shortly afterwards by her encouraging the drunken teenagers to spit in each other's mouths like she has done before https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3395/3395370-acdc4387432f6264879a049d05f5d277.mp4
* "I can't even remember the last time I had a drink" says Katie. That's because you're always too pissed up to remember anything, you know, unless you check the CCTV"
3.2.25 - Heres The Sun noting it "Downing shots....................." which ain't bad considering the big fuss it makes about "I downt dwink anawl.............."
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33167698/katie-price-downs-shots-dances-nose-job/
* another example of her not having a drink/drug problem. This was in the Polo Gate phase, Cole and the Skank after another one of her "I can't remember when I last had a drink HIC!" ) episodes that involved her slagging around trawling for Noo Eggs - ie. she was so drunk she couldn't remember who she's shagged anyway.............. allegedly....
In any case, how does she know it was a "one-off" legover?? She feels guilty?? What a larrrffff! . She can’t remember? She remembers everything but she’s just selective at recalling it when it doesn’t suit her purposes. That text was full of contradictory information
4.2.25 - this week's Closer mag. Wonder which Addiction they're referring to because theres an array to chose from?


Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
31.1.25 - Retaliating as regards The Weight Loss because its NOT down to skinny jabs is it? So she sez.....
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33110364/katie-price-hits-back-skinny-backlash-weight-loss/
"But Katie has revealed the "real reason" behind her weight loss, as she attributed it to a change in diet and a more active lifestyle - after gaining weight on IVF and being inactive after breaking her foot in 2020." Fucking liar!!!
"Her sister Sophie Price said: "You've got well thin," then Katie elaborated: "There's a reason, if anyone Google me, I've always been skinny. When I broke my feet I was in a wheelchair, before that I was running all the time.... then I've gone through IVF three times and that pumps you and puts weight on - I haven't done anything."
She explained that she's cut out foods that cause bloating, saying: "And now I've realised when I was eating pasta, oats, it bloats me"
* Cut out pasta it says..... makes you bloated it claims...... Very strange then when here are the last two meals posted on SM in the past two weeks Pasta is a staple of her foodie posts & apparently the only thing Bong & Junior can manage to cook for her - even more photos of charcoalised meatballs and buckets of pasta this week too

*Tattle always has the receipts so hey Red Tops do some research or just read here next time you are in any doubt.
Skank is skinny & scrawny cos of the Monjaro jab and NOT some diet or exercise regime! More LIES!!!

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
Ready for next time she wants to use H's Blue Badge
1.2.25 - H gets dragged up to Barnsley so Mummy can exhibit him at some grotty club for a few quid - his "payment" is as much KFC and junk food as he likes and that way he stays amicable to the dregs who turn up to take the piss out of him and Mummy.
* She's allegedly charging punters £15 for a picture with H again - How absolutely disgusting. Any other parent of a severely disabled young man wouldn't be pimping him out like that. This is downright appalling exploitation when she's treating him like a performing animal or an exhibit at a Victorian Freakshow. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if H received the money for this (its still wrong)) but that money will no doubt be used to pay for the next snow fix / nails / lip job. It appears H doesn't have anybody looking after his best interests AT ALL!
* Not that the Braindeads have noticed anyway - BTW the drag act looks better than her
* We are not even sure if H was in Barnsley with it because not one photo of him being utilised has been seen on The Web. Is skank lining up another campaign of "See how the press LIE about MEEEEEEEE!!!" again???
* This pops up as regards H being fully utilised at the crummy "events" it drags him along to
Touché Braindead!

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
* another Ex-Fwend https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-in-drunken-bust-up-with-im-411972.amp

Nicola was only telling the truth after all........................

Only Grans and Suchlike -
1.2.25 -
Where to even start with this over-filtered image that bears NO RESEMBLENCE WHATSOEVER to the skank
Oh yeah, Filtered to fuck. No stomach tattoos. No back tattoo.
No knee tattoos. No thong tattoo.
A tattoo on her lower calf that isn't there.
And skanks at least 2st heavier than she is now.
Then theres so much awful editing in this I dunno where to start The shadows are all wrong, theres shit editing on her elbows… Deluded fuckwit.
6.2.25 - Still hawking this travesty of hilarious images that she thinks are seksi.............
Dunno why she's got rose petals sprinkled about - she's more used to these

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
28.1.25 - Heres The Sun with an item lifted straight off the thing's SMs (so they won't be paying her for it haha!)
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14610719/bankrupt-katie-price-reveals-plans-500m-3-years/ She has about as much chance of winning the lottery ONCE as finding some other MUG to marry her, let alone win it three times The photos are diabolical too so they really are sticking it back at her in spadefulls
* Its rather cruel of the Sun though, underlining the FACT she couldn't make that kind of money even when she was in demand at the height of her infamy so why exactly would ITV waste their money commissioning a huge fly on the wall TV programme NOW with her and JJ ?? BORING No amount of barf bums, JYY tat, DJ gigs, podcasts and especially "singing" are EVER going to pull in that amount!!!
* Maybe she'll make it on OFs?! Of course she still has the option of Dubaii Porta-Pottying (which we know she has already taken part in with the evidence of That Photo) but thats a lot of Porta Pottying to be done to bring in that sort of cash, or maybe go down the sordid Bonnie Blue route if she wants to make that kind of money? Mind you, its perfectly apparent she sure as hell wont be making it any other way because she's pretty much finished in the mainstream tv world, even her last Book of Lies bombed and that crap used to be a good source of income for her, the Panto money doesnt even cover her rent for a year so whats she going to do eh?? Nope, her doing the nasty shite on OF is the only way for her to make big bucks anymore as her Bestie Koketona has probably already told her .
30.1.25 - they wasted no time in lifting this load of bullshit straight off the Crapcast this morning
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33096071/katie-price-career-change-carer-job-harvey-life-coach/
She is not becoming a carer for H nor the others in his new home because for a start she would fail any DBS check, and there are a 1000 other reasons why it ain’t happening therefore she can fuck right off with the paramedic bollox because its all LIES! When will someone call this out as the ridiculous load of BS that it is???
* They also mention her boast that she'll be free of Bankruptcy in March (see above ) Mind you, she has made the same announcement many times over the past couple of years but instead of it onveniently "Going Away" she just keeps collecting New Bankruptcies
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33094427/katie-price-driving-again-bankruptcy-update/ and bragging about driving too She's so dumb and invents a completely different reality. 18th of March was when the HMRC Skankruptcy was filed, so she thinks it automatically ends after 12 months. No Skanky, bankruptcy ending in a year is for the good boys and girls who cough-up and/or co-operate - not for the likes of a lying, grifting scumbag like YOU!!
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-shock-career-34584390 - when will these morons realise this is just the usual lying ?
1.2.25 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14634814/katie-price-new-nose-surgery/ Nice pic of her snotty nose though
4.2.24 - Yes heres The Sun sticking it to her as regards her epic "performance" in Barnsley Oh they're really poking at her with the headline making out it's people who attended asking for refunds when it's just people commenting online What did these mugs seriously expect when paying a tenner to witness skanky crucifying Moosik eh? Hopefully the Sun will send someone to Butlins this weekend too
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33176425/refund-demand-katie-price-fans-singing-performance/
*and that club are not helping matters by posting images of it like this Lookin' good skanky!