Katie Price 73 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price Drop
* Bankruptcy Here We Come Yet Again - Woo Hoo! -
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* "It's Behind You!" Woo Hoo Its Panto Time Again!
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends / Enemies Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
Sccchhhhhlllluuuuuuuurrrrrrppppp!
* Blowing bubbles with gum - about four packets in one gobfull no doubt.

It looks more like a spare set of Turkey Teef though
* Now you gotta laugh at this as it posts itself as "HOT!!!" at "The Possies"?? Eh?
"Hot" as in a fire-damaged Barbie or does she actually mean "HO"?

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
23.2.25 - Oooooh 'errrrrrrr! Not another one that refused to claim her???
Wasn't long after skank appeared on zleb SAS that A M got replaced on the show, so maybe there is something in the rumours that he dipped his ding dong in skank and C4 found out? Skank didn't last long on the show and he got quickly replaced due to his "Personal conduct.....".
"I'm SAS, I can survive anything.....even the Skank" Or not as the case may be........................
24.2.25 - Heres one from The Argus (her local paper?) -

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
20.2.25 - Check this out of it sashaying around the rental kitchen, flicking it's wig and pouting. (3) Katie Price #453 Teflon has done it again bet she’s celebrating with finest Coca champagne | Page 42 | Tattle Life


Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
This must have been written for her.. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3441/3441153c161b4a0c739676a0ceb0dbf612814f9.mp4

Price Drop -
21.2.25 - Lovely stills taken from a video of it rat-arsed and chucking-up over the sofa https://www.instagram.com/price.drop2025/reel/DGWDMJII0AP/ - the youngest kids would have been under her hostage control at the time.

* PD confirm that J&B were present during this disgusting parade - presumably they have used stills rather than the actual video to ensure the children are not shown.
* What saddens us most about that video is this would not have been an isolated incident. To be in that state around her own children is unforgivable and will take years of therapy and support to help them and even then it will affect them forever.
F4J said they witnessed worse scenes too. She really is beyond vile - what a fucking state to get in, just puking her guts up in front of her kids, and yet the thing claims she doesnt drink or do drugs! We all know shes a fucking liar but she cant explain this one away, however she's NEVER confronted nor denied ANY of PD's exposés has she? Because she knows damned well they're all true. Skank should be cancelled from everything because shes an utter disgrace to say the least
* Twat Tok went in and removed this posting - too late skanky & Edna because we've got it!!

25.2.25 - PD are insinuating that skanky is on the Happy Bus! Waiting for the bombshell to drop now followed by loads of photos of it draped across Bong with him being her "beard" - just as he is contracted to do
* Like as not she'll not be bovvad at all since sex is just transactional to Skank. She’ll use it for her own benefit and doesn’t care if it’s with man, woman, animal, vegetable or mineral. She’ll do whoever or whatever (see the shit photos) as long as its what MEEEEEEEE wants or benefits from somehow. .She’s a fucking psycho, as we all know.
* They've borrowed this from here of course but by God it shows her in a True Light does it not? Price Drop (@price.drop2025) • Photos et vidéos Instagram
It shows rather succinctly that if this was a man behaving like this with his daughter as she does towards Harvey there would be national uproar over it, but as it is she blithely carries on slobberring all over him and rubbing Those Things over him and allowing him to sleep with her when she's bollock-naked!!. It is not "Cuuuuutttteeee" in the slightest
27.2.25 - Heres a snippet of one of her truly shite videos, this one done on the Isle of Wight ferry en route to the WWoW's place out there last week. See how this paragon of virtue, the tireless campaigner for justice against Twollz, completely slags off an innocent man just standing on deck enjoying the sea air, him being totally unaware that this thing is taking the piss and sharing her great amusement and anecdotes with the Braindeads who chuckle along with their goddess. Now imagine someone did this to MEEEEEEE?? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGjS6BLiHpP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Bankruptcy here we come Yet Again - Woo Hoo! -
Check this out. As mere outsiders we can see all this and yet those moronic Trustees apparently can't considering they have not clamped-down on the thing at all - its a joke really Study these approximate figures then wonder HOW she manages it on a self-funded crapcast, all her "Hit Records", Plasterclasses, Twat Tok & Yoo Choob - it does not compute does it??
A rental, allegedly costing her £5k a month
£700 a week on a weekly food shop food. Probably has a good few takeaway meals and drinks out on top of that. Eats out too.
£? Fuel and associated running costs for the cars, Tax, Insurance, Lease cars, general upkeep.
£? Heating costs, as on 24/7 at 40 degrees as she likes to tell everyone who visits her house she has bald pussies
£? other utilities. Council Tax £3.6k at least per year, Water, Gas, Electric, Tv Licence, Netflix, Sky, Internet subscription, House Insurance. (Insurance? )
£40 Nails per week, probably still pays in cash
£? Hair extensions/blow dry/colour
£? Lashes, almost weekly
£? Spray tans in Ronseal & sunbeds
£? on terrible Tweetmints
£? Staff - theres DL, a cleaner, probably has to pay private carers for Harvey sometimes. Has taken his carers and DL on holidays. Bong- how much does he contribute being the hugely successful businessman that he allegedly is, or is he just another Mr Price & already living off her? More fool her if she is allowing that especially since she apparently knows about red flags now. Didn't she mention something about a gardener, probably gets windows cleaned too, unless that just happens before an inspection. Sophie, she must make money somewhere in all of this being her PA, can't see her doing it all for nothing. Doubtless Daniel is also on some form of a retainer as well
£? Clothes, theres all the revolting-but-free JYY, but still seems to have new clothes each month. She has a flunkey put a lot on Deplop plus some JYY bundles on there....are these maybe returns she flogs where someone has sent back their item and never received a refund?.
£? General shopping, that she boasted costs her £700 a week - she's always seen out and about with a shopping bag, or stating she has bought this or that. Skank seems to favour John Lewis so not cheap by any means.
£? Gym membership?
£? Cinema trips, supposedly doing stuff with the kids.
£? Phone contract, seems to get through a lot of phones, iPads for Harvey, laptops.
£? Horses?
£? The dogs and cats. She'll have to pay for foodstuffs even if she "knocks" the vets for any treatments
£? Furniture/electricals (a lot is new) for the rental, doesn't seem to be advertising many companies lately so maybe she has to pay for things? Sacré bleu!! PAY????
£? Holidays and associated costs.
£? Vapes, glued to her hand. £6 per vape on average for a Lost Mary pineapple. Probably gets through one per day/every other day.
£? Solicitors/legal fees...various court cases, always ongoing.
Of course she can counterbalance some of that because she does not pay any Tax or NI and contributes nothing towards Harvey nor any of her other children either.
26.2.25 - it did one of it's scintillating snapchats the other day and look where it's doing it from! Could this be "The Office" its been banging-on about "working from" for some time?


Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie -
18.2.25 - not that it gives a frig about Laws, driving bans or anything else but its whingeing about how expensive her car insurance is. (IF she had any of course on any of those jalopies). This garbage is lifted from it's crapcasts so yes it's LIES!!!
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14741700/katie-price-driving-ban-insurance/
"So this year, is going to be amazing. Having my independence back is so nice to the point that if I'm in the car with the kids, I'm like, 'I'm sorry kids if I'm driving slow'."
She continued: "If I'm in a 30, I set it at 30. Or on the motorway, I set it at 70. They're like, 'No, mum. It's good, it's good that you're sensible. No, no, we love this, mum. I have changed a lot. I think the past is the past, the future is the future and continue on that. I'm glad last year's done. Lots of good things are happening." Absolute bollocks!!!
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33452985/katie-price-harvey-cant-fit-in-car-weight-jabs/
Its whinges "Now the problem is they won’t insure me as his carer because of my licence. So that’s another bridge I’ve got to overcome. I’m his mum and the one who will be driving him around......"
* Note: If Harvey suddenly can't fit in any of her cars - why was she parking the Qashqui on the pavement and using his Blue Badge at panto??
* Oh look! He does fit in one of her cars at least!
* Now perhaps if she hadn't been such a shit driver like the magistrate said, where she racked up penalty points again and again, drove while pissed up more than once, drove while under the influence of drugs, driven while banned again and again, then theres her continual speeding, using her phone at the wheel and in uninsured vehicles then MAYBE there might be a little sympathy?.
Maybe if she didn't feed Harvey whole carrot cakes, family sized meals, burgers, pizzas, muffins, fish and chips (and yes I know he supposedly has PWS according to her diagnosis)
What If she had actually brought him up herself being his sole carer and all that nonsense she spouts that is ALL LIES?
Perhaps if she had instilled in him a healthy relationship with food to start with instead of plonking him down with a pile of rubbish to graze on to keep him appeased, or maybe if she took him swimming and made sure he gets some exercise every day?? (She got him a PT once, but proceeded to shag the bloke instead)
* If skank has actually tried or cared enough even, H would be able to fit safely in a normal car easily but this fiasco is all HER DOING, nobody elses. SHE NEEDS TO STOP LOOKING FOR FUCKING SYMPATHY & MAKING OUT SHE'S VICTIM because theres only one victim and that sadly is H
* We are not the only ones to think that either : -
* The Mirror too https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-surprising-low-34704586
* And The Mail https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-14412231/Katie-Price-surprising-low-car-insurance-bans.html
* and heres The Old Banger's Old Banger https://youtu.be/bI_3bNT5NT4
* Remember back when it turned SB's BMW over in a lane racing to get cocaine / see a friend at 6am? Remember it refused to give a blood sample due to it's absolute terror of needles? Heres what it has to say in this week's Crapcast on the matter of needles (amongst the rest of the bollocks...):
She is "OK with tattoo needles, but not medical needles.................."
She seems to be okay with Botox and filler needles though. Aren't they "medical needles" if not, what is the difference? As a paramedic-in-training (the doctor sort), surely skank could enlighten us all?
25.2.25 - wonder what she's done this time for here it is in a solicitor's office doing one of her pointless tales of drivel? Doubt she thought anybody would recognise the place
Its quite interesting bearing in mind what this firm's specialist topics are - has she found someone stoopid enough to take on her bankruptcies at last? https://www.goodlawsolicitors.co.uk/wills-probate-and-tax-planning/?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9POps7ndiwMV5KNQBh22PCajEAAYASAAEgJoO_D_BwE
Could this perhaps be The Place she has referred to as "The office" in her dreary social media posts?
Check out the specialist areas of this lot though...........................interesting eh??

* Given the huge fuss it's kicked-up about H being booted out of his residential and all the problems finding somewhere to take him, this is all rather suspicious Maybe she’s trying to get Power of Attorney for H? Hopefully she is refused, most certainly for financial reasons as she is still a bankrupt but neither should she have Welfare either as she exploits the fuck out of him. She doesn’t act in his best interests at any time - there is always an ulterior motive with skanky that benefits MEEEE. Surely DY could have some input as H's father?

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
25.2.25 - He's back! Katie Price's ex Carl Woods: 'She cheated through our IVF' Quelle surprise!!!
‘She’s been with him (Bong) over a year, and I can guarantee you she’s had a sneaky bit of d**k behind his back,’ he says. ‘She’s addicted to the chase, she’s addicted to feeling wanted, she’s addicted to it being shiny and new. I feel sorry for the geezer.’
But while her relationship with JJ seems stable for now, Katie has been concerning fans with her dramatic weight loss and continuous surgeries in her self-confessed efforts to look like a Bratz doll. Last year alone, Katie underwent a £10,000 facelift and 17th boob job, joining a catalogue of surgeries that began in 1998 with her first boob job.
And according to Carl, she’ll never stop. ‘She’s an addict,’ he says. ‘Whatever she does in life, she’s addicted to. That being said, I think she should carry on with her surgery if that’s what makes her happy.’ Despite the drama still surrounding him, Carl is now keen to move forward with his life.
‘I’m ecstatic to be out of that relationship,’ he admits. ‘It’s a distant memory, it’s an embarrassment. I’m over the moon and I think JJ has done me a right turn, taking her on. I can’t wait for the future – and I can’t wait to hopefully become a dad one day, when the time is right and with the right person.’
* This article also mentions an amaaaazin' tv show featuring all 3 of the Exes yet again - that was debunked by PD as another sordid tale put about by Edna as proof that "The media LIE all the time about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

* Funny really that AR, and even Boyson have had kids with subsequent partners which gives lie to her statements that its all their fault she couldn't get a kid out of them!
* PD have indicated they've heard from "sources" that skanky has been climbing onboard the Happy Bus regularly. It does not take much thought to concur about Dim Lynne with her strange involvement and devotion to the skank, then add the numbers together to reach a conclusion............... Allegedly of course No wonder Cole was pissed-off enough to grass on DL's involvement in J&B's torment whilst held hostage, after all its bad enough that she's been knob-jockeying around anything with a pulse but then he finds out she's also been riding DL too! That was the straw that broke the camel's back presumably and Cole was OFFSKI accross the horizon
26.2.25 -The Mail have picked through the bones of that Closer interview with Cole and come up with this lot. The comments are good too https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14434721/Katie-Prices-ex-Carl-Woods-claims-cheated-multiple-men-undergoing-IVF-feels-sorry-new-man-JJ-Slater.html
*

Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -

23.2.25 - here's Rentagob screeching over the top of poor little Bong about Weddins an' fings because "Me fammerly luv 'im sow mutch innit...................." More like they're happy to have the thing off their case when it's got Bong on a leash to victimise. He looks entirely unconvinced though https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3435/3435681-2071c8fcbce0ffa8f7a2b947f1c3623c.mp4
* She definitely didn't like Bong saying "Being with someone like you......" - that certainly got her hackles up...
* And what man would want to "trim" her bits anyway? It appears that this farce - the helfiest relationship she’s ever had, allegedly - is with a boy who has the IQ of a pumice stone and whom she apparently has never seen naked (based on her remarks at these grim Gossie awards about "Fevvas....")
* Do watch her lips at about 16 seconds when she says "Iss der furs helfy welationship I'ze evva bin wiv". Skank doesn't form the words in a normal way - her jaws clack up and down like a ventriloquist's dummy.
* Bong says ‘We’re like Ying to the Yang innit’ referring to his well-versed view on their relationship. Ahh he's such a scholar with words! Poor little Bong still couldn't get a word in edgeways
* Oh and asked about A Weddin', skank answers for Bong. Its a big YESSS of course!!
* The very fact she keeps bleating it's "a helfy relationship" with Bong means she can happily cheat with other idiots and he just stays quiet and does whatever she tells him. He doesn't stand up to her, she stomps all over him constantly so in her head that's why it's 'elfy - because she can do what she wants with whosoever she wants with no fear of Bong daring to leave MEEEEE nor anything else!. In that video he doesn't look right and he seems scared in case he says the wrong thing -she simply prompts him to agree with whatever she says and thats about it.
* Next time Bong, stick with Scooby-Doo instead of Old Dogs
26.2.25 - Heres another rag that have noticed the complete lack of Lurrrvvvve between Bong and the skank
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14437571/Katie-Price-worse-boyfriend-JJ-Slater-propose-healthy-relationship.html
"Awkward moment worse for wear Katie Price bursts into song during red carpet interview as uncomfortable boyfriend JJ Slater mutters 'here she goes...'
Katie Price suffered an embarrassing moment as she appeared slightly worse for wear during an interview on the red carpet at the weekend. Speaking to Beat at The Glossies awards in Dublin on Saturday, the former glamour model, 46, was full of energy as she gushed over her 'healthy' relationship with JJ Slater, 32.
The star looked to be letting her hair down for the evening as she put on a loud and animated display before bursting into song, much to the dismay of her boyfriend JJ who stood awkwardly beside her muttering 'Here she goes...'
As Katie dominated the interview and praised the MAFS star for his 'laid back' persona, JJ joked he had to be the calm one to cope with her wild 'energy'. Asked whether there were any signs of a ring coming in the future, Katie confirmed: 'No but my family are pushing for it, every time that they see him. My family love him so much, they're like "We're gonna say yes, when is it? When is it?" My dad loves him.'
Katie, who has had her fair share of public relationships over the years, continued: 'This is the first healthy, healthy relationship I've ever been with. So laid back, kind, gentle.'
JJ then teasingly interrupted: 'That's the only way you can be when you are with someone like you.'
'What do you mean?' exclaimed Katie, as JJ explained: 'The energy and all that, we're like the ying to the yang innit.'
'You mean I'm a wild horse?' asked Katie before she added: 'I don't know if it's my ADHD or whatever but I am what I am.'
The star then began to burst into song as she sang: 'I am what I am' by Gloria Gaynor, leaving JJ looking rather uncomfortable as he muttered 'Here she goes' under his breath.
Katie revealed in July 2023 that she had been diagnosed with ADHD and was receiving therapy to manage it. The symptoms of ADHD include restlessness and difficulty concentrating, as well as excessive physical moving, talking and acting without thinking.
She has been dating JJ since early 2024, and unlike her past romances, the pair have kept their relationship largely out of the spotlight in recent months. While he is yet to pop the question, Katie recently admitted that she does want to walk down the aisle again. She told Closer: 'I'd love to get married again! [JJ's] very old fashioned, so he hasn't even put a ring on my finger yet.
'So, until that happens, you'll have to ask him if he wants to marry me!'
Katie recently confessed that 'men have always been the downfall' as she reflected on her wild love life.
For years the star has made headlines with her wild love life, including a string of ex-boyfriends and three high-profile marriages.
Speaking to The Sun, Katie reflected on some of her more unlikely conquests, including a passionate night she spent with Simon Cowell during her glamour model heyday, and swapping numbers with Hollywood star Jamie Foxx.
Referring to other men in her life, Katie said: 'Men have been the downfall of me - my career has always been good and men have let me down. I've picked the wrong men. They've been toxic or given me mental abuse, physical abuse, narcissistic behaviour, gaslighting, jealousy. I got used to that. I couldn't spot a red flag. Now I've had therapy, I can spot signs and realise what unhealthy relationships are. I feel good, I feel settled, I feel excited when I come home at night.' Blah blah blah
* Its just the same old garbage as with all the other The Ones who went on to become The Ex-Husband Squad, but let's not beat around the bush here with all this veiled wording about the thing.
Why not just say what you mean - she was as pissed as a fart as usual. You know it. We know it. It's no secret is it???.
Dipstick by Rodin.

Clan Grifter Gossip -
17.2.25 - awww how cosy! Skank tucked inbetween PFP and the naked Wicked Witch of Wight to watch crap on telly! Edna muscling in too with the baby & filmed by Bong on his phone. So we have a 70 year old woman bloated by steroids with a lung condition and a man with recently replaced knees & a dodgy ticker. Yup, can visualise that now like the Harry Enfield sketch with the Old Gits!
Skank's Snapchat is covered in revolting Pensioner Porn pix of AFP naked in bed with this gruesome bunch
* Old enabler AFP doesn't look too happy though but what a Weird setup by the Clampetts... naked mother and old PFP trying to make out he's asleep. Word has it that WWoW keeps old PFP on a very tight leash anyway, probably got an electric shock collar on his winkle.
* It appears the population of the IoW are not exactly enamoured with having the skank on their Home Turf either as they fret about the idea of it moving across the Solent permanently.

20.2.25 - Out with this old one on it's FB page
Proof enough that P is NOT her Mini-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE though!
27.2.25 - Using an antique photo of MEEEEEEE & Edna to push the Crapcast - jeez you'd never believe today's self-appointed MILF ever looked like this, nor skank come to think of it
Surely the MILF and the one who wipes the shit with all those 20 year olds can put a more recent sexy pic on?!

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
22.2.25 - and on we go with more of this bullshit https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-health-shock-tries-34724070 yawn.....zzzzzz
26.2.25 - some more garbage about it pronouncing it's gonna march Bong up the aisle (with his arms twisted up his back like as not). https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14437571/Katie-Price-worse-boyfriend-JJ-Slater-propose-healthy-relationship.html

# Ouch!! -
20.2.25 - On FB (Reckon they've been researching on here)
24.2.25 -
Fact is folks if you go to check out the comments, she’s so far down the Sidebar of Shame these days that you might as well give up!
26.2.25 - Comments we the Darlington panto farce
"What has Katie Price got in common with a fish Mac and prune, She’s got pout like a trout,Had more plastic surgery than a coat. Both a prune and her features are the same"
"What a shame, I was looking forward to the panto, not now."
: "Must say I’m now not looking forward to this.
"What a shame never liked the woman even from early days."
"Not a very good example for young people,"
"Would rather watch paint dry."
"Are you sure it's not April 1?"
"Young girls and women actually look up to this clown. Boycott the show. It's as simple as that".
"Hopefully it will flop. An absolute disgrace of a woman"
" Only chavs, hawkers and gypo women like her".
"She'll be banging all the cast"
"Dropped more boxers than Mike Tyson"
"Defend it all you want. The truth is she deserves to be ignored. Narcissistic tramp".
"They can stick her to a wall using her trout-pout and hang coats on her. About all she's good for".
" De-fund the Civic Theatre!! "
"I remember seeing the Police pull her over on Road Wars or Police Interceptors years ago. Her behaviour was every bit as scummy as you'd imagine".
"So that's where the smell of fish is coming from".
"Travelling Hippo influencer. " Looks like a purposeful typo there
"Seems like no one in Darlo likes this person? "

*There are some Braindeads but its not worth copying their bullshit as its always the same shite about her being a bewtiful, amazin' Mum who is just earning a living for her five kids (including H)
* As to this impending panto fiasco, wonder if this cast will have to sign NDAs and she will be allowed to vape backstage, or park on the pavement outside the venues using H's Blue Badge???

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
28.2.25- more rubbish and LIES on it's Snapchat. Its been filmed using the Wicked Witch of Wight's wheelchair, her being wheeled about by Bong whilst bleating about how her Browkern Trotterz "forced" her into a wheelchair for a whole Ten Months!! More LIES then. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3424/3424292-d49cad8bacfb607d0ddb29696dce47ca.mp4
Still, wheelchair pushing can be added onto Bong's CV for when she finally persuades Noo Egg #6399 to publicly claim her
22.2.25 - it posts this today - how they luv MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE on the IoW. Strange then that at she thinks she can say that 'People in the IOW are very respectful' then she goes and calls out some poor bugger on the ferry, takes the piss out of him and then says "I bet he stinks too.........". Thats not very respectful is it skanky?? Hypocrite.
* She also took the piss out of people at the illustrious awards rubbish in Ireland the other night, sniping at them spitefully about their hair, clothes and bodies, including when she laughed at the hairdresser guy calling him "Pigeon hair and pigeon shaped". She then laughed at Brian Dowling and the botox. She consciously draws attention to and laughs at aspects of how people look and dress to compare them to MEEEEEEEEE!. One horrible horrible woman all-in-all
Its not very demure nor mindful either is it??
* The full horror of it at these crappy "awards" - skank pops up from 59.22 - its compelling car-crash viewing
https://youtu.be/MBG4uhC7fbs
23.2.25 - She really reckons she looks like this doesn't she?
Got news for you skanky - You Don't!!!!
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3433/3433285-421ed4c17705bdb8b97235a7bbb1ba4b.mp4
She thinks she can act too..................... Panto has proven otherwise
25.2.25- https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33531584/katie-price-unwell-weight-loss-video/ Fact is nobody gives a shit! Let her keep losing weight then she might disappear and do us all a favour - she looks ridiculous like a deformed stick insect!
* “Keen for fans to see every side of her “ What fucking side of her has she not already told the world about at least 10 thousand times in multiple versions? FFS In fact there is literally nothing the public haven’t seen of her with the fake plastic tits , a toe up her vagina, its saggy arse with misshapen implants , its face mid- removal, stitches, drains, pus, it being injected , it being shagged, it using a vibrator on itself & feigning pleasure , it being pissed/drugged out of it's tree , making itself sick over the sofa her kids sat on , it coked up to the eyeballs , it wetting itself, and the highlight - it posing with turds on it's belly ….. we would’ve seen it giving birth if it had gotten its own way or someone paid her enough!. But then of course, we are NOT “ fans”
* Portsmouth Pride must have been bloody desperate if they're happy to employ this thing at their event! The gob on it will drown-out the arrival signals from the aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth II! WOOP WOOP - WOO HOO!! https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/24952090.sussexs-katie-price-set-headline-portsmouth-pride/
* Note that the world famous Brighton Pride have steadfastly avoided inviting it to their event which is odd considering skank sees itself as a Brighton Gal
* Now its saying its cooking again - well if thats what you call this pre-prepared jumble of stuff with Heinz sauce slapped over it. "Cooking" eh? And its an old photo as well, based on the talons etc
* What a pile of shite!! But . . but, but,didn't it say in that last Crapcast that
"I never thought I was good looking or even pretty?"
28.2.25 - Check this out - skank sashaying about the kitchen again moddlin' a collection of old shower curtains and leftover road marking tape! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3441/3441134-01df52c76db82a4d7374b4063a37b633.mp4
Look at that sultry, sizzlingly sexy walk, that cutesy smile with her gleamingy white, dazzling Turkey Teef, so demure, so vivacious, so Hot, Hot, Hot - she’s really wiping the shit with everyone & not just those twenny-sumfinks!!. No woman can compete with this sex symbol for the ages, tonight we must accede to her bewty & simply throw the the towel in because WOW..... we are left breathless..... stunned................what a woman!!! She toys with us, teasing us with her beauty, she's gorgeous, and then some … FFS!!!

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
21.2.25 - heres the latest money-spinner from skanky to get some more use out of Harvey. Mummy is already on there sending foul-mouthed greetings to stupid people, so why not H indeed?
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14757762/katie-price-harvey-make-money-residential-home/

Yes she's setting him up to send sweary Cameo messages. "Appy fuckin birfday you cunt!!" Lovely eh?
Now if thats not EXPLOITATION then what is????
* Funny though, if you recall some years ago Mummy kicked off big time when someone had the nerve to put H's face on a mug and a flag using that appalling catchphrase she taught him.
* Its a different matter entirely when she needs coin, that's OK of course because H "Needs to earn and get his independence for the future".
* Oh and its back to Neef in a few weeks doing a bit of "laundering" perhaps?
24.2.25 - Back on this bullshit exercise again More LIES - she can hint & manifest as much as she likes but it ain't happenning EVVA! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33520395/katie-price-teases-huge-new-tv-project-jj-slater/amp/
25.2.25 - so is this what it's been manifesting then? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/33541462/katie-price-louis-theroux-new-project-documentary/
"Katie is keen for fans to see 'every side of her' and believes BAFTA-winning Louis is the man to make it happen......... No deal has been officially signed yet but Katie has told pals she’s really keen for it all to come off.” I bet she's keen LOL
* You'll note that the Sun story didn't get any sort of comment from Team Theroux & that'll be cos it's all LIES. Again.
* Funny that the third documentary about Harvey still has not been shown by the BBC either - wonder why not?? And not forgetting the Hollywood blockbuster and the West End production being written for her she's proclaimed for years she was "in talks" about Surprised she has not mentioned those in a while.....................;
* Some more crap from it but this time involving Koketona https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14774991/katie-price-kerry-katona-new-job-bosses-lawyers-standby/
A 'Speaking tour'....? But she can hardly string two words together...!
A source said: “Katie and Kerry are going on a speaking tour in September where they get up onstage and chat about their lives, their exes, their showbiz stories.
"It’ll be wild and unpredictable and show bosses will need lawyers waiting in the wings as neither Katie nor Kerry hold back. They’re making a nice pay cheque to go with it!”
* Like as hell this rubbish will go ahead with writs flying in all directions! Exactly WHO in their right mind will let this pair of scumbags loose with a microphone to chat shit for an hour libelling everyone who has ever crossed their paths? These two freaks are world class hypocrites, always going on about how they are used by men, used for fame, money etc and then here they are, going on tour to talk about all these beastly men and make money from talking shit about all these men yet again!

"It's Behind You!" Woo Hoo Its Panto Time Again! -
21.2.25 - More of this utter crap from that cretinous production company who have seen fit to employ it for another bout of cardboard "acting" in a travelling panto at Easter with poor Bobby Davro being saddled with it.
"Roses Thetare..." Illiterate twats! Theres one she definitely won't be doing and that is Saturday 27th April - fact is the 27th is on a Sunday!!
* Boasting here. https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14422231/Katie-Price-lands-new-acting-role-alongside-showbiz-veteran-amid-money-woes-bosses-declare-delighted-her.html
*Talk about bad casting though - skanky as The Fairy FFS???! Pinocchio and her have a lot in common though bearing in mind how she LIES continuously, but isn't it ironic that Anton Arsehat has even cast the Grifting Liar in Pinocchio?
26.2.25 - So according to that article she is playing the villain (nice bit of typecasting again) Google says....
The villain in a Pinocchio pantomime is often Stromboli, an evil puppeteer who imprisons Pinocchio.
Other Pinocchio pantomime characters:
Pinocchio: A wooden boy who can't lie without his nose growing
Dame Geppetto: The toymaker
Mayor: The Mayor of Pantoland
Flummox: An overzealous announcer
Ronnie: Dame Geppetto's friend
Fairy Liquid: A good fairy
Fairy Solid: A bad fairy
No way could she play a big role like Stromboli so it looks like she's going to be bad Fairy Solid
Well she is used to stomaching solids of course
27.2.25 - Wow that didn't take long! The producers of this rubbish are already on the defence with people furiously asking WHY they're taking on this useless, drug-addled waster anyway - no valid points to be made in their defence either
https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/24966109.producers-defend-casting-katie-price-darlington-panto/
* This though - "Record breaking box office...." FFS it was a leisure centre panto

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
22.2.25 - back to the boring stuff again of flogging the JYY Sack o' Shite Fashuns, this time proudly showing off her wonky norks amongst all the other horrors

22.2.25 - yes its at another completely obscure "awards" ceremony in Ireland with Bong in tow, but its going to be an epic night if this foter at the Plasterer's is anything to go by
* Later on Bong looked happier to see his pie on the plate than he was stuck next to Rentagob spouting-off.
* Here collecting it's allocation of grifted freebies at said "event" - like it needs any more crap eh? Possibly its a replacement for the ROID necklace thats been turning it's neck green for weeks?
* OK so the Dress Code for this tragic event was "The Great Gatsby"- so take a look at what these two knob-ends turned up in! Yep its the same old tat they wear for everything else
Definately wiping the shit with those twenny years olds though
* It's actually embarrassing for here they are at black tie event & she's gone dressed like a 'Fiver-for-a-blow job' crack whore and he's gone dressed like a 13 year old chav. He's got different coloured laces in each trainer & couldn't even be arsed to tie them either - or possibly he couldn't tie his own laces because his trainers are stuffed full of "lifts" to make him taller like the big boys?
* The only good thing to say is that at least skank isn't showing off her full fandango as she usually likes to do
* See how seksi she is compared to said Twenny Yeer Owlds, here Wiping the Shit & smouldering at the camera like an old compost heap on a hot day
*https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3432/3432563-950eceabcb471d3b3906918667a89242.mp4
* and such classy presentation too..................... no doubt she'll be invited to present the BAFTAs next year
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3433/3433017-6cc586f5afaca41f33daf746ab345611.mp4
In her head she's a major superstar (at a minor awards ceremony), but she's still being largely ignored by the crowd, hence the "LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!" attention-seeking behaviour. Even handing over an award she was explaining who she was & making it Awwwlll Abbaaahhhttt MEEEEEEE, plus it's funny how when she is talking about herself she keeps waiting for applause/laughter and nothing happens! !
* Two drag artistes????
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3432/3432924-2dba64d556a1c560189dc9177569bbb5.mp4
* Old foghorn out in force again along with constantly sniffing & snotting throughout that interview or fixing her trousers/hands again round her crotch area, licking/smacking of the grouper fish lips and yes lots of slurring. So very demure Pwicey
* and some more old tat from JYY. Look at that sultry, seksi pout though
25.2.25 - Its getting quite desperate to flog the JYY Crappy Bags with this grim ad being repeated continually.
They're "Viral" alright - gawd knows what you can catch off this rubbish!
27.2.25 - and speaking of Flogging Crap, check this out!
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14790769/bankrupt-katie-price-barbie-pink-range-rover-sale/
"Her iconic Barbie pink wagon has clocked up 167,500 miles, according to the auctioneer, with paperwork including “a current MOT certificate, printed MOT history, and a newspaper article regarding the vehicle.” Price guide at £6k maximum!!!
Its thought that this is another of her ex-old bangers, not the jalopy she is currently driving all over the country. Yes its the one that was taken by the Bailiffs from the Old Shitty Shack rather than the slightly newer one that she bought on-the-sly then had Cole hide for her (until he dumped it on her neighbour's driveway in a rage).

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
19.2.25 - this week's Crapcast taken from the transcript that means we don't have to endure the screeching voice nor simpering Edna. Looks like this was recorded a week after her surgery and just before she went to Butlitz
*They are taking the piss out of her eyebrows.
* She is finally happy with her face.... (yeah, yeah, until the next time)
* She was stressing about Butlins as she had to go to the studio every night, they are not a gay crowd at Butlins who will automatically luv MEEEEEEEEE!.
* She was due on her period (That was mentioned later in the pod but who cares anyway? She ain't gonna get pregint and thats it)
* So she's "Been let down by the management" of where Harvey was supposed to be going, apparently it would be too difficult to cater for him so she has to find another placement for him (actually its down to his social workers - not HER). H might not move until April now, depending on an outcome as she had 2 places to look at.
* She said H was going to Butlitz with her because he's 22 so he will probably want to get on stage. (When clearly he didn't go in the end - did he refuse?.)
* Love Island talk. She would love to do LI. Bong says "Yeah I bet you would!" and she replied "Yeah I'll be really good at it. Not just for the boys, just to show the girls yeah I can do this......." & Wipe The Shit With All Of Them unbdoubtedly
*Edna says she can't dance, skank says it's all about the eyes and flicking the hair. She says "Wonder if any of them have accidently farted in their face while they've been dancing?". The usual coarse, crass remarks from it about bodily functions & bit of sexual talk from this gruesome pair
*On about another programme (Think it must be the Boyzone stuff) which she can relate to of course with the stories coming out, some from management or sources. She can relate to it so much as you'd expect with a Bandwagon trundling along she wants to get onto! Then asked what she thinks of Louis Walsh... "Louis is Louis. Managers leak stories.............................."
* There will be an exclusive next week... yawn ...............................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Stuffing her gob with sausages during this garbage .
* She's not going to get filler or implants in her bum, she going back to the gym (she said next week on the pod, I doubt that happened)
* Edna is on about launching her scintillating blog - obviously skank ain't interested because its not about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
* Now its literally BEGGING to sing on stage at the IOW festival this year.
* On about "singing" at the club in Barnsley 3 days after her op.
*She bought some wigs. Princess gave KP a load of stuff she had bought from Tiktok...
* Vagisil, people are using it on their bodies, P has been using it...makes your skin soft. Skank sez she's been using nipple cream on her scabby lips
* Still on about getting a blood test to see if she is going through the menopause. She spoke to Lynne about it as she is going for it as well.
* She is ok with tattoo needles, but not medical needles. (Well how jolly convenient eh?)
* She mentions Anna Kennedy in the listener questions. KP has "worked for months and months on H's placement" and she's only been told 4 and a half weeks before he's due to go there that the deal is off. "It's stressful for MEEEE!!!" - now she has to go back for more meetings and filling out forms.
* Asking if Danny should come on the pod. Apparently everyone fancies him.
* Now touting / begging for her and Edna to do a reality show .
* 2025 is her year. (Another one??)
* She has some gossip for next week and some new exclusives.
This crap is highly edited to remove a lot of even more boring bits from it.
20.2.25 - more tedious nonsense on SC
*She was filming that guy on the ferry saying he'd got a wedgie, adding "I bet he stinks as well" …so rude. Pots 'n kettles skanky.
Imagine that was a bloke recording footage of a woman's backside without their consent and then uploading it to social media. Now you'd think that this particular someone who has (allegedly) been the victim of multiple sexual assaults / wapes, this being the same person who has "campaigned tirelessly" to make online abuse and harassment illegal, would be more respectful of other people's privacy would you not?. She has a nasty habit of punching down on people she considers inferior to MEEEEEE, yet never faces the consequences of her actions. Why?? It's about time someone took a swing back (metaphorically speaking) and delivered a killer blow. #cancelkatieprice
* Blow drying its tatty barnet and then showing off in front of one of one of those non-existant mirrors in her house.
* Showing Bong getting frightened of the scary film (more like he's got his paranoid spliff head on and doesn't want to be filmed flying high as a kite.)
* Saying she "Missed her dog" that she got 5 minutes before she went away and left it for days on end.
27.2.25 - this week's edition of Crapcast from the Gruesome Twosome, dutifully picked from the transcript to save our ears :-
* They are at her house and recorded it when Harv was there. It says at college he goes to bed at 6, but when he is with her won’t go to bed until she does. He then sleeps until 8 so she says she gets a good nights sleep. (So important eh?)
* On about bedtime routines (Did J&B EVER have any? Nope)
* What they have been watching on tv… skank says her crime shows.
* Banging-on about how the mums never really spoke to her at the school gates when dropping kids off - they would just say "hi". (Hardly surprising given her propensity to launch into hurling abuse around which is what got her barred from the school gate to begin with!) "Poor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" though
* Talking about kids old shoes, then it reminds the viewers that she has beautiful feet.
* Going on about how she used to be really skinny when she was younger, she hated her skinny legs - (thats exactly how Skeletor is now then eh?)
* Jett even gets a mention about his schooling. (Would that be school that SHE removed him from for two years???)
* Talking about food at school (tuck shop) & loads more tedious school talk.
* They waffle-on about what it was like at school, from how they dressed to school crushes and first kisses. "I was actually quite frigid believe it or not" it announces grandly. (Not from what we've heard about her activities under school desks.....)
* She always knew she was going to be "Something" one day though...............
* Sez that AFP launched into one at some woman who tried to chat PFP up as he was wheeling the WWoW about in her wheelchair!
* It closes this classy event by announcing that it "Needs to go for a shit - quick!!!" then adding "I mean Excretion............." She thinks that is really funny Guttersnipe
* And some absolute garbage about her face being "amazzzzzzzzing" Even Princess has said how fab it is - allegedly. Princess is quite clearly lying to keep Mummy happy.
* The WWoW is joining the next episode too - it must have been filmed last weekend when skank was insulting the good people of The Island and calling them "Stinky"
* Skank's Crapcasts were always bad, but these latest ones are even worse. They never had much content anyway apart from MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but there is none now, just two idiots chatting the most boring inane drivel you could ever hear. They have absolutely nothing of interest to say and most of what Skank says is a lie anyway. Utter garbage.
*Incredibly enough she has managed to persuade some berk to produce this bullshit for her, some bloke called Ben has the onerous task of sorting this crap out (as much as it can be). He replaced the previous producer who could'nt take any more of it . Fact is these two morons couldn't put anything together without help and even then its still rubbish, there’s no content as such but it does appear this Ben is somehow cobbling together the utter garbage they present to him and somehow manages to stay awake long enough to put out a message saying the YouTube content will now be released separately on Sundays! Presumably he has to edit the visual part and because it’s so bad takes him 3 more days from the Thursday podcast release to get it in any sort of decent shape to post to the fools who actually PAY to endure this drivel!! The viewing numbers on YT are terrible as are the Pod numbers, indeed its very likely Ben costs her more as a freelancer producer than the pair of them are making from these pods!!….never underestimate the Pwicey for rebuilding her empire

Lies, Lies and More Lies -
27.2.25 - on the Crapcast garbage it states this proudly - how it was LYING even at junior school!! Something to be really chuffed with eh?
https://www.instagram.com/katieprice/?utm_source=ig_embed
She says she wants to 'Stick her two fingers up at everyone at school' because she always knew she'd be famous.... Well, Skanky, the lack of education really worked well for your financial acumen, your total illiteracy and uncultured ignorance didn't it? And it also made her such a decent, kind and loving person too
* What is very interesting about that clip is even from a very young age (junior school) she had a nasty habit of lying and being a fantasist, however it was brilliant when she mentioned her class mates called her out for it then she was made to squirm, especially when people were phoning WWoW to ask about skanky's debut as a "Star"! And yet approaching forty years later still it LIES every time it opens it's gob but nobody calls her out on it...............
* "I don't like the word famous!" it crows


The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families -
21.2.25 - in case you are wondering, DL is still grovelling after the skank, still there doing her bidding like the loyal servant she is!
Dim Lynne's job description currently stands as this-
Ex bent social worker and highly-useful Filler of forms to play the system.
Skank's Chief of Lying to play the system.
Skank's emotional support animal at court cases.
Patrolling the internet to remove horrid things people say about her Belovéd skanky
H's part time carer for holidays/home visits or whenever required because Mummy cannot be arsed
General driver/carer for H when skank needs H picking up and taking back to college for/after exploitation (publicity, coin, sympathy, good mummy points)
Chief of staff looking after various pets.
Chief dog and cat shit picker upper.
Skank's grocery shopper (all £700's per weeks worth)
Skank's car insurance policy namey for that £800 per annum policy.
Skank's part time lover. BARF.............
In essence, please don't forget she's doing it all for LUUUURRRRVVVVEEEE because skanky won't be paying her (unless its "in kind" ) IF DL gets paid at all by the thing it won't be anything near what she once earned as a Social Worker, when Under Orders from her idol she set about destroying the lives of two little kids just so skanky could score points over their father. This moron threw it all away chasing after her goddess The Skank and now all she has left is the title of "Dim Lynne, Social Wanker" Serves her right! Bet she hates ol' Cole for grassing her up to The Sun though

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
18.2.25 - In it's unfiltered glory - How can she say she looks good? Does she really believe this??? What does she look like without makeup - I shudder to think. The face has finally gone but she can pretend she looks fab, that she's still a top moddle wipin' der shit wiv dem twenny year olds, however those glamour model days are really over for this Skank. Its a horrendous mess in troof!
21.2.25 - heres those gawjus crusty lips of hers - bet Bong likes a snog off them
* So its not the fact even the Turkey Butchers won't touch that botched mess now?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33485852/katie-price-cancel-surgery-skinny-bbl/
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-cancels-surgery-plans-34723621
22.2.25- https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33500643/katie-price-reveals-kids-reaction-latest-surgery/
Eh..... What a weird way to describe her spocky eyebrows... " She said: " My eyebrows are shocking, they are literally going into my head..."
* Wonky or what??? and this Horrendous!
* Oh and smouldering at Sideshow Bong here - poor little sod!

* You can really see that skank's snout is in “excellent” shape now. Her nostrils are like slots rather than circles and her nose in general looks like it has a permanent invisible peg on it. She is totally reliant on those filters now to make her look ever-so-slightly normal in comparison to the hideous gargoyle that is “in the flesh” KP. Sorry did I say flesh? She’s had most of that removed!
* And her Dripping Gold spray tan, aka Ronseal's Burmese Teak. In fact it looks like the cheap foundation off the market stalls you experiment with when you hit puberty. A lovely shade of Constance Carol's Mud 004!
25.2.25 - and heres her ad for said Dripping Mud spray tan fiasco - I'm sure they'll be delighted!
This was was rapidly amended a short while afterwards so obviously the sprayers were not happy with her comments
* More tweetmints to try to put right (or at least cover up) the botchery. They all failed
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3438/3438783-a528539879a4fdd0f75c5fa7dd2226fe.mp4
It was screaming with pain at one point

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
18.2.25 -No doubt the strain of having skank chipping away at them for 7 long years finally took it's toll and boy will she be delighted that she has triumphed again (in her wonky eyes at least).
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33434999/katie-price-ex-kieran-hayler-splits-fiancee-michelle-penticost/
* Will MP blow the lid off all the stuff skanky has done to her now?
* The only good thing to say about it is that the Sun mentioned her restraining orders that are still in place and that she was evicted from MM instead of her "I chose to leave" narrative. Strange really that we are back to the pointed digs at the thing after that abysmal grovel-a-thon they published last week by that idiot Ms. Moody
"Former glamour girl Katie dodged jail in 2022 for breaking a restraining order when she called Michelle a “gutter s**g” in a text...... The five-year restraining order against Michelle was issued in 2019 for calling her rival a "f*****g c**t" and "fat" at the school gates in front of kids, parents and a teacher. "
20.2.25 - So Boyson became a Father for the first time - skank will be fewmin'
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/33477887/katie-price-ex-kris-boyson-first-baby-elizabeth-tierney/
* Dontcha just LUV how they add that skanky cheated on him twice AND that she wants a baby but just can't get pregnant
Well played The Sun......rub it in - make up for that piss-poor bollockfest you printed last week

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
27.2.25 - Following on from The Sun crowing about her old Pink Monstrosity being auctioned for £5k, here it comes Slamming & Swiping, in itself its a bit rude after the grovel-a-thon they published only a couple of weeks ago! This undoubtedly will go straight into the Twollz file because they are clearly vicitimising MEEEEEEE!
This incidentally is not the hideous Pink Monstrosity II that its currently being driven around in by Bong - this is the one that was repossessed off the driveway at the Shitty Shack shortly before she was EVICTED - therefore NO its not "her pink RR" anyway!
* On their website, Mathewsons listed the vehicle as Lot 514 and described it as “Katie Price’s pink Range Rover Sport”, with a “custom build by Fantom costing £140,000”. This company are the ones with a TV show - maybe she's got the hump because they didn't ask her to go up there to "Moddle" with the old crate?

Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
17.2.25 - Quite HOW skank still has it but The Pink Monstrosity is out and about on the IoW visiting the Wicked Witch of Wight. The bloody state of it though - is this what happens when skanky parks it upside down in hedges ? The MoT is due shortly on this crate so no doubt it'll be on-the-grift for some mug to get the jalopy roadworthy for her without paying for it - pay them with a grifted puppy perhaps which seems to be The Norm

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
19.2.25 - getting some more mileage out of H
The size of him is absolutely shocking but here he is sitting on a towel without any underwear on - because of "accidents".? How does she get away with demeaning him like this all the time??
20.2.25 - it says on the latest Crapcast that the residential H was supposed to be joining has pulled-out a month before, leaving MEEEEEEEEEEE "Soooooo stressed". (They felt they could not cope with H's "needs" and repealed the placement) He is a vulnerable adult and should definitely have respect and privacy without being used for Mummy's social media likes, but for some reason no one seems to be advocating for him. Likewise he can use Makaton to comunicate yet none of the family have ever bothered to learn it, in fact she has been on camera laughing at his attempts to communicate with her. The SS have really let him down just because she is seen as a "celebrity"
* and some more regurgitated rubbish from it via The Sun - this crap was first outed the other day
Katie Price admits struggle as son Harvey ‘can’t fit in’ her car as he starts weight loss jabs at 28st | The Sun
* Getting her money's worth out of him today - jeez that voice is like fingernails down a chalkboard https://youtu.be/3b3j8qa1IaA
* Now some more rubbish with extra added "Poor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs!" Its as if skank is the only person who has a special needs child yet its "Awwwllll abbahhhttt MEEEEEEE!" regardless https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-distraught-difficult-son-34717289#source=breaking-news
In truth she couldn't give a shit considering she doesn't look after him AT ALL, even when he's supposedly staying with her!
* You will also note that they say "According to his faymuss mummy............................." Have they spotted the LIE perhaps?????
* The comments are not #Kind though, all more or less all saying the same thing.
"I wonder how much of the income earned from the video, after video, after video featuring Harvey wich she puts out on social media is actually going towards Harvey's needs. It's absolutely relentless".
* The Mirror are always guilty of playing into her grubby hands by printing these half-stories / LIES. They should know he hasn’t been kicked out, plus she’s only distraught at the prospect of actually having to look after him herself for the first time EVVA!.
* Skank has known about Star College releasing H since March 2024 and his tenure has actually been extended several times already because nowhere else will take him - this is NOT the sudden shocking announcement as skank would have anybody believe
* Why have Harvey's life skills not improved at Star College?. A figure quoted of £350k per year for this place and for that sort of money you would expect some improvements surely?. However they could claim that any progress with Harvey was undone by his 'mother' turning up to remove him on command then dragging him off to stuff him with rubbish, film him endlessly whether he likes it or not, upset him, then dump him back when she's done with him till next time.
* And then theres all this nonsense she has spread throughout the years about H having Prader-Willi syndrome when he does'nt bear ANY of the signs! Just by looking at Harvey you can see he does not show any of the signs nor indicators of Prader-Willi, eg the lack of facial hair (he has a full beard), almond shaped eyes, a narrow forehead, shorter than normal, a thin upper lip, and so on. Most likely the reason why skank insists he has Prader-Willi is due to the fact that its usually caused by a defect in the father’s genes and therefore something else she can hurl at DY because that means its nothing to do with her appalling behaviour whilst pregnant that H has such terrible afflictions.
21.2.25 - in the Mail today banging-on about "Poor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" as regards the very IDEA she might have H forcibly inflicted on MEEEEE! (Are even the SS stupid enough to consider that notion a viable proposition when she's had ALL her other children removed? Nah!) The thing is rightfully being torn to shreds in the comments though

* "This isn’t the first time Katie and Harvey have attempted to earn extra bucks. In 2022, she featured alongside Harvey in a BBC documentary navigating his college life titled What Harvey Did Next.
She was faced with criticism, though. when fans accused her of “using” her “vulnerable son” to make money.
However, it didn’t stop her from organising club PAs and meet-and-greet with fans to celebrate the success of the BBC show, and it seems the former glamour model is risking the wrath of her fans by going down the same road again.
At the time, fans shared their concerns for Harvey. One said: “Katie Price should be ashamed of herself. Taking Harvey to a club is all about attention for her.” Another agreed and said: “I’ve always thought Katie Price is an amazing mum to harvey but the way she’s making him appear at club nights for £10 meet and greets doesn’t sit right with me.”

Those Poor Kids -
28.2.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-andre-fires-warning-katie-34760406
Skank couldn't even manage to "dress down" for a single afternoon to avoid embarrassing her children - say no more eh?
* and one about Pete. One cannot imagine skank would EVER have done this when bringing home the latest The One, it'll always be a case of "Dis is yer Noo Dad - deal wivvit!"
https://www.devonlive.com/news/celebs-tv/peter-andre-sat-down-princess-9978341?int_source=nba

Fwends / Enemies Woo Hoo! -
24.2.25 - Remember this Fwend, Ossie Tudo aka Oozy Turdo? He vanished off skanky's radar for a long time, that is until he became "useful" to her again and up he pops as the supplier of Ozempic/Monjaro jabs, you know, those things that she is absolutely NOT using! Strange that because here he is called out by The Sun's investigation into the supply of this filth to morons like the skank. https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/33437332/ozzy-tudo-mounjaro-fat-jab-black-market-deaths/
* Thus heres another "Hairdresser" selling premium diabetic jabs to lazy celebs - & even better that it's been knocked off from the NHS! (skank doesn't pay into that either does she?). It also explains why there is a very long line of genuine cases waiting to be prescribed this stuff by GP's because it's in such short supply having been hijacked by the likes of this freak to sell to the likes of skanky . Still, who can complain when madam truly believes (in her tiny little mind) she's wiping the shit with 20 somethings when the grim reality is that the only shit she wipes is off her own stomach!
This is an old photo from when he was a "Fwend", when he found That Mrs Woods Suitcase on the drive alongside a line of old sofas at the Shitty Shack, the occasion she'd gone out regardless of knowing he was coming to do her tatty barnet for her.


Grans and Suchlike -
18.2.25 - hawking old photos of MEEEEE on Only Grans to tempt the weirdos in! You can reliably "date" her vile photos by the terrible tattoos & talons. Oh and she's only got one leg - is this a fetish market being catered for now??

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
24.2.25 - Guess who? Its Ooozy Turdo, skanky's "mate" It explains a lot does it not??
26.2.25 -