Its Tea Time!!!!
Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "
How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "
Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"-
#Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "
Ize a singul gal now!"-
*
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*
"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie.
"Rebuilding the Empire" 
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
*
"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA
- Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember,
The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
Skank being proof positive of this enigma
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3533/3533016-8dc6dd7cbb67a63a48de7cd5a695fb25.mp4
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
It's the kind of image/reflection you'd expect to see when you stand in front of a mirror in a dark room, spinning round on the spot 3 times and repeating the words
"Bloody Mary" until she appears....
* Just soooooooooo seksiii innit
No????
* We are all jellus of this??
Old slaphead here with weapons-grade filters running trying to do battle with everything in this photo -a photo she thinks is amaaaaazin'
4.5.25 - filtering itself to oblivion in a vain attempt to make itself resemble J's girlfriend. Its even filtered the slug-brows down!!
and this unfiltered Reality Shocker
Look at that horrible assymetric gob of hers with Wallis' teef!! . Did she pick a cold-sore only for the saline to leak out?
6.5.25 - Here it comes doing some serious "shit wiping" of those twenny-sumfinks - like that Jasmine for a start!
7.5.25 - really reckoning itself here at some seedy drag show https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3549/3549018-76c699b607c339900ef3731dca82684c.mp4
Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* So many examples of her incredible vocal range too!
https://v77.tiktokcdn-eu.com/19eac76d45dbd012bf57222ca65c015e/6810c11d/video/tos/useast2a/tos-useast2a-ve-0068c001-euttp/oAIfAPR7RA8qGpBRGN9HeYGfygAGAh5eUjECw2/?a=1233&bti=NDU3ZjAwOg%3D%3D&ch=0&cr=3&dr=0&lr=tiktok_m&cd=0%7C0%7C1%7C&cv=1&br=4274&bt=2137&cs=0&ds=3&ft=bCkK.m.MPD12Np-6Hh-Ux2e5SY3W3wv25McAp&mime_type=video_mp4&qs=0&rc=NGY6PDhnNzMzZjc1NGQ6ZkBpM2R4Zjs6Zm95bjMzZjczM0BgNl4wLTMxNjMxNmIzYy8xYSNiYC9scjRfZTVgLS1kMWNzcw%3D%3D&vvpl=1&l=20250428200556CCC690741F3F89159CCB&btag=e00090000
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3534/3534583-7d094a86edc0e50c87cd8948791bc603.mp4
*https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3535/3535287-b0bf08e48b6fbe74d2307b628a2b815d.mp4
1.5.25 - and here for your listening delight is skanky crucifying "Popular". No wonder old Arsehat put a blanket-ban on people recording this at those pantos because it ought to have a Governmment Health Warning over it
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3538/3538909-b59964cf1addee518763c2f7e3f45496.mp4
It also shows the depth of her actin' skills too which consists of multiple Pointy-Toe instances
A Bag-For-Life has more talent than skank has
* and this again proves how dire these alleged Actin' Skillz really are https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3538/3538852-b459ffd38652a1f14f2698091247ef15.mp4 This must be the bloke she refused to kiss saying he was smelly or something; (Pots & kettles luv)
2.5.25 - Not quite sure where to post this because
a. The Sun are sticking it to her, and
b. its a real OUCH! moment
However since it concerns skank's Amaaaaazin' singing this is where it belongs
Thats a definitive answer then eh?
Price.Dropped 2025 -
26.4.25 - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI4jDWjiXoo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Trying to snare Chris Hughes again eh?
Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
5.5.25 - there seem to be rumblings that things are not OK at the Rancid Rental, that skank might be "forced" to find another gaff. How true it is remains to be seen, however it appears the Mail are still churning out The LIES on her behalf, ie that "she sold" the old Shitty Shack rather than it was repossessed & her EVICTED!
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14680009/Katie-Price-reveals-six-years-hell-bankruptcy.html
"Her situation became so dire at one point that Katie was left with no choice but to flog her £2million Sussex 'Mucky Mansion' for a fraction of the price.
But in March, the star had 'an enormous weight' lifted off her shoulders when she was discharged from her staggering tax bill."
This bit is a laugh though:
'Katie is a real workhorse and is determined to claw back her fortune and get onto that Rich List, rubbing shoulders with oligarchs, CEOs and footballers.' We all know what bits she rubs on footballers and it ain't shoulders
* And as to her being "discharged", why then is it "forced" to pay 40% of her earnings to trustees towards 15 companies?
Thats NOT discharged is it?
* It posts this random photo of itself and Jasmine........ Its strange when you look at the shopfront they're pouting and preening outside, it kind of gives a bit of credence to the rumours flying about
Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
28.4.25 - Today its showing off making out it's driving a huge lorry. Never underestimate the pwicey though
Listen to it boasting
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3533/3533555-8da6829f56a42babbeb9c342a26a7863.mp4
Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Going back to when Cole was still under the cosh - we thought he was joking at the time - but was he??
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3538/3538848-7fde6cc125d7b94d662e303fda2b292c.mp4
2.5.25 - the Sun Are running with this now. Skank will self-combust with rage
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/cbb-star-reignites-feud-katie-35158339
So FINALLY someone has picked up on the recent podcast - Jemma said
"I just hate the way that society deems you as a hater or gossiping because you're talking about someone else, but it's also an experience that Carl had, and I had, and whoever else had with this person, and just because they're a big name, it doesn't mean that our experiences are invalid, because they are famous........So when people are expressing their experiences with her, it's their truth. It's their part of their life as well. Why should they not talk about their life? It's the same with me, because I had bad experiences with her, and she probably scarred me a little bit with the things that happened."
3.5.25 - He's returning for another edition with Jemma!
- nope its cancelled; Wonder why??
Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
This is how it is - Bong's reality
28.4.25 - just look at this berk!
2.5.25 - Oh dear it looks like trouble in paradise! Just listen to the big fuss it's making over a pair of fucking socks that he's
"Stolen from MEEEEE!", but he pretty much sounds like he's absolutely had enough of the thing with her quibbling over such a petty thing as socks now - what a mug for tolerating it treating him so appallingly!!! Nor was she having any of it that she was previously wrong for taking his socks and just leaving them to rot on the floor -she just shouted over him that HE was the one in the in wrong, not MEEEEE! .
* After 18 months with Bong Man-Child (he does look wasted on this video, check out the eyes) she must be so fed up with him and he sounds totally fucked off with her, but she’s stuck with him like it or not & vice versa. Neither has been able to "pull"a replacement
Besides which Skank has these naff gigs all over the UK & mostly in the arse-end-of-beyond, therefore Bong is needed - she requires a chauffeur and absolutely NOBODY she's targeted is willing to take on the Bong Role and she ain’t happy about it
Isn’t it glorious, this thing called Karma?
This is all she can get now, she cannot find a replacement, absolutely nobody wants to be The One 3699! Woo Hoo I Love IT
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3541/3541049-6f66ff57ecac4cbe86c5f1319cf7a2e7.mp4
* Dontcha just LUVVV how it snaps
"Go do yer needles!" at Bong - now doesn't it show beautifully how she's a real caring person with lots of patience and is training to be a paramedic?
* and after this grim display from the thing, skank later posts that Bong has "A
pologised to MEEEEE!...................." WTF???
Bong is obviously a spineless weevil & hen-pecked-to-hell by the skank - his family must be mortified on his behalf whilst wondering how far he's going to take this abuse before he finally snaps??
* Can you imagine if Bong was uploading the same scenario on his SC? He would instantly be labelled as toxic / abusive / controlling and you can bet yer boots this very video will emerge at a later date as
PROOF of what a fiend he is and how he verbally abused MEEEEE! from the outset of this fake relationship.
5.5.25 - lets put this here - Cole's muck-spreader mate who was once skank's Fwend - this is Jemma who released the recent bombshell pod about the skank alongside him.
https://youtu.be/Mlrqajx4d-4 45 minutes in theres confirmation 'a certain pic'
is real and then Jemma calls skank a "C***" for her appalling treatment of ALL her animals
7.5.25 -
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-blasts-jj-slater-messaging-other-guys/
* The bog-roll Closer mag giving dirt on skank via a "source" as usual. Bong is getting ideas beyond his station in thinking skank will take a blind bit of notice of his protests about her recruiting right in front of him!
* Wonder who the source was? Edna again working under orders?
"Katie blasts JJ............................ I won't stop messaging other guys"
Skank is making sure she can label poor wee Bong as another control freak (like all the other ex's), him telling MEEEEE! what to do, what to wear and who she can talk to.
Skank is following the same M.O with Bong as with all the ex's when she's bored and egg hunting, when she will start to humiliate, cheat and then if and when they split she plays victim of a fiend yet again.
* Naturally, if the article was the other way around ... it would be poor MEEEEE!... the bastard is messaging other women!!!!
8.5.25 - Loved this bit - the last sentence says
'Actively hunts men'..... Skanky Price as The Predator....
And it taken him how long to realise this?????
*
Hahahahaha!
* Not sure he's ever earned the accolade of
"The biggest Ize evva 'ad...................." though. The Biggest Twat maybe.................
* and off we go with the On / Off nonsense https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34848215/katie-price-split-boyfriend-jj-slater-wipe-instagram/
* For sure something is afoot - theres that Closer article plus the fact she is going to things without him (hospital etc ), now this IG stuff is being pushed Skabk is up to her old dirty tricks & thats a given.. Edna is leaking stuff, she is the source plus we know Skank is bored with him, to the point he annoys her now which we saw it on SC the other day. But she still needs that chauffeur, or does she?. He’s cramping her style & skank wants rid. hmmmm interesting, is time up for Bongo??
* Off we go then - heres the start of the denials
* So now looks like it's just going to be a running repeat of KP/CW where the relationship is on/off every 5 minutes & reported in the press for attention. Camp KP denying it, while JJ wondering WTF he has actually got himself into until he can knock some sense into himself and pack his bags and cut the apron ties.
Then he will just be another of a long line of Controlling Mr Prices", another who was unfaithful to her constantly and never paid for anything, who was lazy, just sitting around all day and didn't want to leave her on her own for 5 minutes......" Yeah that old chestnut yet again
* And heres Rentagob slagging off the Sun YET AGAIN! Why do they bother printing her bullshit anyway??
Now the poor little sod will be obliged to be seen with her 24/7 to prove her point
Clan Grifter Gossip -
2.5.25 -
This being the
same brother that she has accused openly of "
Stealing from MEEEEE!...... using MY MUNNEY to do his house up" ??? Ok then skank
Has he perhaps found another place to hide money for you, hence why you love him again for a while???? Yeah THAT brother.........................
* You have to ponder as to the reasons for all this grovelling around Clan Grifter lately because there is always a reason for anything skank does - a motive behind everything. Is skank in trouble for something and up shit creek without a paddle because that's the full Clan she's been lovebombing over the last couple of months.
Trips to the I.O.W to see Amy the enabler.
Sister Edna being the bestiest bestest bestie best sister.
PFP being the handsomest bestiest bestest bestie best step dad.
Now its Danny boy keeper of the Clan coffers "
Always having my back".
Who's next for a bit of lovebombing? Tanya normally gets a "
Girls stick together" bestiest bestest bestie best friend post
So let's see - if skank needs something (money usually) it won't be long.
8.5.25 - and now this rubbish. MEEEEE! before Edna of course
Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
30.4.25 - There are repercussions still rumbling about from that dreadful surrogacy programme it did with Cole.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1917171463049683056 So she wants a baby that looks like her eh? Which version??
Katie doesnt even look like Katie any more!
How could she ever hope to have baby that looks like her then, not to mention the stupid bint doesn't seem to understand that a Donor Egg Baby isn't ever going to look like her anyway - no matter how much she demands it! If you want a baby that badly,
(as she supposedly does), you wouldn't care what it looks like surely because you would just be happy to finally have a much wanted baby at last? .
* Not that skank gives a shit but there ya go!
# Ouch!! -
27.4.25 - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3532/3532434-051c8bc877ca89ad57e3f40c28f2cbad.mp4
And this from one of these Yung Peeple that apparently "
Luv MEEEEE!"?? Another failure then eh skank??
30.4.25 - heres a few from the Mail's article today about her Moddlin' the revolting pink frock whilst kicking the cat!
"No cares about her figure or looks. She's a lunatic."
"Don't mean to be disrespectful but this surely proves that aliens live amongst us !"
"Can we stop promoting someone who looks nothing like this in real life. So much photoshopping and editing!"
" As soon as I see a picture of her, I hear Daffy Duck saying "You're dethpicable" in my head."
" Those teeth can be seen from space!.............. "
" She's not 'slim' she's skeletal!............. and stealing Harvey's Ozempic"
" Toilet roll holder al 1970s"
" Makes Pete Burns/Marilyn Manson look pretty imo"
In fact theres not a single comment saying how amaaaazin' she looks in that horrid frock!
*
2.5.25 -
This popped up on it's FB page where they were swiping at CH.
There is no doubt whatsoever that this person had a Close Encounter with the skank monster.
* The British Banter page she's slamming and swiping at on FB are not being deterred by it gobbing-off at them. Heres another of theirs
4.5.25 -
Sekksi 'orseridin' foter here for everyone's sheer delight.- Some wag in the comments said '
It's not the first time she's had a big black helmet that close to her face'
*
*
So we need more ‘
Katie Price Bangers’ do we?
Shall we remind ourselves of her musical success over the years with all these amazing ‘Bangers’ she released onto an unsuspecting world?
5.5.25 - Back to that certain FB site
* and another site joining in now
"The Old Slag's Head"? "The Butchered Face"? "The Grifter's Arms"?
7.5.25 - In light of the imminenment visit to screech at the Cambridge Union, it seems the academics are not exactly thrilled at the choice of guest speaker.
* Consider then that skank can’t even string a coherent sentence together and all she is capable of is talking about MEEEEE!, indeed we’ve seen her in podcasts how she just deflects if she doesn’t like what is being said or doesn’t understand. The Union doesn't pay the guest speakers either so why is it going, furthermore what does it think this will achieve aside from proving that she's a thick twat?
In any case if she thinks this venue is going to be rammed-full with her Brain Deads she is very much mistaken because it's Members Only & how many of her "fans"are going to be Members of the Cambridge Union anyway? Oh and bear in mind that Katie Hopkins was a guest there and she fled the place in tears
Will it get shredded?
Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
26.4.25 - as per the revelation that skank is in hot pursuit of Chris Hughes AGAIN, let us think about this for a second....
Didn’t she call other women who messaged Cole knowing he was with HER,
"Begs…." and then slag them off in messages back to them? So here it is messaging Chris yet
again even after he posted her grovelling messages last time she refused to leave him alone - does she think he'll take her on now or what??? Is he really That Desperate like she is???
There are probably loads of others she's been pursuing behind Bong’s back too so therefore does that not make MEEEEE!
a massive beg? aka a #slag #hypocrite #cheat
* Indeed, what exactly does she think she has to offer a young man of 33 who already has a career when she’s knocking 50, she looks peculiar, she’s a cum-bucket, she’s got a horrible voice and accent, she’s needy, she can’t let go of the past, she’s totally self-centred, she’s ignorant and uneducated, she has to be driven everywhere, she’s untidy and scummy, she can’t cook and she doesn’t like sex. Chris Hughes was with Olivia Atwood who knocks spots off Skank in every way, why would he be interested in such a downgrade?
She's on a loser if she thinks she's going to ram her claws into that particular Egg.
* Skank will be to busy plotting her revenge on that Hughes twat now he's rejected her publicly in declaring that woman he was in CBB with is "his soulmate".
His phone will be on meltdown from all her texts/threats
2.5.25 - Here we go with her denials,
"He woz chasinn' MEEEEE!" - she's slamming and swiping so it must be true eh?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/34755666/katie-price-slams-chris-hughes-jojo-siwa/
* Also its throwing shame on Hughes for pursuing MEEEEE! when he was dating Olivia Attwood. On Attwood's own pod she brought this up gleefully - no doubt because she seriously thinks she can wipe the shit with any woman, let alone OA!!
"And because I’m such an honest person and a girls girl, I was like ‘I’m going to have to tell her and it’s true...............I was like ‘there’s so much to tell you’, and I was showing you them.
I said 'if you don’t want to believe me, don’t, but I’ve got no reason to lie to you at all....I remember we were at some different awards and him and Kem were on stage and I put my hand up and was like ‘Show us all the texts then Chris’."
* This lot has re-emerged because Hughes is now with someone else and did not accept her generous offers to become her next Victim, despite her bestist efforts
And instead skank got Edna to sell her grubby story to get a few quid to ease her broken ego/heart.
* Now the Mirror have bought the tawdry story too https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-takes-swipe-chris-35156616
* I do hope CH kept in his trousers otherwise
"Ize notta slag" will be broadcasting everything to anybody who will buy Her Version of this seedy tale of pêrsecution & stalking. Strange though how nobody in the media has the guts to reveal what Chris
actually said to the skank, what he was obliged to resort to in order to get rid of it & stop it pestering him nonstop, instead they carry on like she's some sort of a decent person, a martyr even, when you could not get any further from the truth! In any case - who gives a flying frig what skank's opinion is on anything, let alone whether CH is fretting about upsetting MEEEEE!???
* https://tattle.life/attachments/fb_img_1746309072155-jpg.3542641/ Except she can't! Thats why she lumbered with Bong!
7.5.25 - Look at this cracker from the thing!
Let's face it, she'd never find anybody as
"experienced" as her in that department (even
Stephen Bear) LOL https://tattle.life/threads/19920/
"She only wants someone who's been around the block............................" - does anybody really want HER though? Nope!
and as for these
"High profile romances over the year..."? WHO???? WHEN???? She's been saddled with Bong!!
"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product! -
26.4.25 - posting gym pics dating back to August 2024 hoping they'll be taken as today. Like as hell!!
27.4.25 - Talking about the London Marathon today https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3532/3532886-0823df7e3e90ece0ce0eada7ec7d8b60.mp4
“
Good morning everyone, and good luck to all the London Marathon runners today. When I did it I turned up late, no one was around at the start, it was very lonely, so I gave up after about 10 miles” #ICONIC How dare there be NOBODY around to see her off!
* Yes skank took a place in the Run that could have been used by someone who would not have used it as just a vanity thing for MEEEEE! - as it was she did not bother to complete it anyway and ended up sitting in a caff smoking a fag with AFP!
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27378681/biggest-london-marathon-celebrity-scandals-katie-price/
A section on Skanky in this article - she must have forgotten the word
'disaster' in the video posted...!
* and more; https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15116092/katie-price-facelift-marathon/
Yup thats rip-roaring news & definitely worthy of an article......................... 🥱
28.4.25 -
But she's far too faymuss to be mixing with the likes of these people - unless they've paid the surcharge for a Meet & Greet Wiv MEEEE! of course....................
29.4.25 - and here you have it, direct and to the point- Skanky merely views Junior's girfriend as "
competition"!
Its as plain as her ugly face that this has been the strategy the whole time, with her being Nice, letting Jasmine and Junior stay whenever they wanted to, tagging along to events with them when in fact its only ever been about ingratiating herself so she could PROVE just how amaaaaaazin' MEEEEE! is in comparison to another of those tedious twenny-sumfinks that she wipes the shit with on a daily basis.
* Hate to tell her but its a competition she has well-and-truly
LOST.
* https://www.varsity.co.uk/news/29552 Last time she bottled-out of this and fucked off to Thailand instead so we'll see if it shows it's hideous visage to twarmertize the students on the rebound
She's taking every single thing that gets offered these days which proves the sheer desperation of it.
* And of course she's plugging this now - tickets are already half-price so the Curse of Skank strikes again
* Heres the proof that skank has only been nicey-nicey to J's girlfriend for a reason - to prove that she's far better than some silly girlie that she can wipe the shit with any old day of the week!. Taken from Closer mag.
"Katie Price competing with son's girlfriend....... Junior has been dating Jasmine Orr since 2023
Katie Price wants to look better than son Junior’s girlfriend: Source Katie Price is reportedly ready to go under the knife once again.
According to the latest findings of Closer Magazine, Katie wants to get more done on her body. Reportedly, her desire to look younger has been triggered by the girlfriend of her 19-year-old son, Jasmine Orr.
Dishing more details about Katie’s plans, a source told the outlet, “With all the young blood around her and the fountain of youth now at her surgical disposal, Katie has announced she is giving herself a birthday MOT.”
In addition to this, the source established that Katie considers Jasmine to be a serious competition and has been vying for a better appearance.
“She wants to look 25 – the same age that Jasmine will turn this year – with the body of a 25-year-old, if not even better and younger,” added the source.
In conclusion, the source noted, “Katie has told her mates that she thinks Junior is dating the younger version of herself.”
‘Katie reckons she’ll be a celeb in her own right and that Junior and Jasmine will have their own reality show soon. Katie also has her eyes set on a new reality show, literally a carbon copy of The Kardashians – that would make Katie the Kris Jenner as the matriarch of the family, helping her kids and their partners get big deals. Katie is constantly comparing herself to Jasmine, telling pals they could be twins – even offering to pay for a boob job or any work if she wants it.’
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-copycat-surgery-junior-andre-girlfriend/
* So she's already pointing out to the girl that she needs "work" done eh?
* Jasmine
as opposed to the skank itself
Go compare!
They could be Twinnz though!
* And "Katie has told all her mates......." What mates? Seriously she doesn't have any
* "Her desire to look younger has been triggered by Jasmine' ... oh fk off ... Skanky has been chasing her youth for YEARS - she was having 'anti ageing treatments' when she was with KH not to mention the excessive & increasingly bad plastic surgery, furthermore if someone told her she would look young again if she bathed in Ps blood she would do it! Regardless of that, WHO ELSE would actually strive to resemble THEIR SON'S girlfriend anyway???
* And as for 'the fountain of youth now at her surgical disposal' :ROFLMAO: Yeah righty-ho!
30.4.25 - https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/2048332/katie-price-tiny-frame-suitcase
Quick! Lock that case and chuck it off Niagara Falls!!
* And if you are in any doubt that skank is selling her services and really doesn't think its a big deal, these are oldies from PopBitch. Its always worth revisiting the classic Ye Skank of OLDE
"Katie Price isn’t always so abrasive with journalists in interviews. At least not if she’s got something to promote
Back in 2016, while doing the rounds to plug her new make-up range, Pricey took quite a shine to a young male journalist for Now Magazine After introducing himself with the confession that he was a big fan of hers, Pricey patted a hand on the chair next to her and said “Come and sit on my lap, get your dick out and I’ll suck it!”
* "Celebrities are usually pretty bad when it comes to apologising. Not our Pricey though. She offered this full and frank apology to the long-suffering cast of a panto she was starring in a little speech she gave on opening night.
“Sorry I’ve been such a cunt in rehearsals. To make it up to you all, I am having a party and you are all invited to come… in my mouth!”
* "Once upon a time, Katie Price took part in a big outdoor event at a race track as a promotion for a motoring magazine. As part of it, they’d set up a live version of the TV show Blind Date on stage, with racing driver Eddie Irvine as the bachelor and Pricey as one of the three girls behind the screen.
Eddie’s first question was: “What would you do if you heard the four minute warning?”
Katie’s answer? “First, I’d wank you off. Then I’d wank myself off. And then [gesturing to the crowd] I’d wank you lot off!”
No need to add another thing is there? 
1.5.25 - strangely enough they've muted many of the comments - one cannot imagine why.............
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJE2MMqqTRA/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Whoever posted the GIF of the dancing skeleton in the comments section, they nailed it!
3.5.25 -
"
They're like MEEEEE! innit"
5.5.25 - Did she not get an invite to any of Beckham's 50th birthday celebrations with all the rest of the world's Glitterati? Surely she was there? After all he did touch her hand once so that's virtually a long term relationship in her book innit? Maybe she was invited but Vicky felt threatened by her beauty & was worried Dave would ditch her for his true love
6.5.25 - Back to this garbage film now. They're talking as if "
starring alongside Katie Price" is something to boast about particularly when the skank only actually "filmed" for ONE DAY, most of which will be consigned to the bin in the editing suite! This bloke's career is doomed by association via The Curse of Skank, but there is another question here - how come skank has'nt tried sliding into his DMs? Is he too old for MEEEEE! or did he tell her to eff orf??
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/soap-legend-talks-murderous-new-35174503
* Gawd the thing is soooooooo B O R I N G on it's sm's!
* Waffling on how she accidentally booked a show at the theatre for November instead of tomorrow....... yawn...... zzzzz... = LIES
* Got a bruise from Botox.............
* Bought even more clothes better suited to a 15 year old and other assorted junk.
B O R I N G!!!!
"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
2.5.25 - the Cambridge Union have invited it stating this bullshit
* When has she EVER done anything for charity???? No doubt Edna wrote that lot of bilge but
'Incredibly family oriented'?? Don't make me laugh!
* Do these geeks not do ANY research on their guests? So they believe in freedom of speech and the right to debate controversial issues and this event is members only, but surely as intelligent people they should have checked the actual background of this awful creature? Skank is far from being "family orientated" when she has had all her children removed from her dubious custody, she's twice bankrupt, she will only do stuff for charity if it is in her interest, doesn't pay her taxes or bills (including to a blind school) and neglects her pets till they die! But no, they print this pack of bullshit & lying puff provided by Edna instead
* However theres always the chance they could be appealing to her vanity so as not to scare her off then once they've got her there they can poke fun at her then rip her to bits. She's the brainless old slag who will be the comedy turn after all the serious intellectuals.
* Tonights the night for the Clapham Grand event! Perish the thought what this fiasco will be like and it does not appear to be doing that well considering how desperate skank is to flog tickets
She blends right in though. A few more tweaks and you won’t be able to tell her apart from a drag queen. Except she’s not a queen, she’s a right old c*** and by association skank will completely ruin this showcase for genuinely talented people
* Check this out then
They can't even GIVE tickets away for tonight's fiasco! https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15144985/katie-price-live-show-free-tickets/
"However, tickets are being offered up for next to nothing ahead of the event - with buyers only asked to pay the £5 booking fee on Central Tickets. The original seat price is £33.25" They also mention the recent panto
"
Similarly to tonight's drag show, the venue decided to cut prices for the Easter panto, with theatre-goers offered a second ticket half price for every one bought".
No wonder skank has been pushing this thing frantically! Its called
D E S P A R A T I O N. Here we have Skank the Iconic........... so beloved by the LGBTQ community as Edna would have everyone believe, yet soon as it's mentioned she's to appear at Clapham Grand the ticket sales sink faster than a lead balloon and they have to give away tickets for free.
* Its there - it fits in really well!
So once again the Drag Queens look more feminine and have better figure's than Le Skank
Maybe that's why she gets these gigs - she makes the Queens look good!
* Its turned up with Bong, the dog and her vape in tow, as well as her freaky-looking fwend
* Teef seen from outer space
It looks like she's wearing the Jolly Green Giant's hat as well
* Screeching at the audience again & of course she had to ‘sing’ a whole new world at them
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3542/3542301-3397dd86b61b3cb542d233b02c043ce1.mp4
and she
"Don't even know the words to me own song!" The consummate prowfeshunawl as ever
https://tattle.life/attachments/snapinsta-to_aqnadjcf0m4uyjxpvubeouc17c2xcv2theu6vnipp8pz3sfva_mknd4vqihnljr-oflfe_ddbcwhhrmux-mov.3540933/
* Heres the Mail grovelling about after it though
* One thing is for certain - she was definitely
Sober so must have been wearing her fave ankle bracelet last night because she was also wearing trousers to hide that certain jewellery kindly givento her by the SS
Wooden and boring she was
3.5.25 - Back to January 2025 its still same-shit-different-day, ie. the usual LIES and bullshit from the Gob of Skank. Katie Price and her Empire is back with exclusive extras including God awful acting, inept presenting, stumbling over words and just brain numbing content from the Iconic skank. WOOHOO I Love It!! Actually it's hilarious
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DE460doK28f/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
5.4.25 - and it had to "crash" this show as well - a drag show in Brighton! Here it is doing a spot of Pointy-Toe amidst a plethora of artistes who look a million times more attractive than she does
* and is that her sobriety tag? https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20250504_211349_chrome-jpg.3544112/
* It really dressed for the occasion too, the tatty old boot!
Its doing Pointy Toe wearing a nice dirty sweatshirt, awful joggers & trainers not even laced up
but look at that poor sod she's standing next to....gripping that mallet for dear life & ready to smack her with it if she starts
"singing" or asking
"Am I liyke wot u fort Iyd be?"
7.5.25 - It seems someone is getting a bit paranoid about her date with the Cambridge Union....... Odds are falling as to whether she'll turn up for this non-event anyway
So she's scared of the press or hecklers (i.e. just normal people with a functioning moral compass) and she's afraid they'll get in huh?!
"Killed any more dogs lately Skank?"
She failed to show for this last time around as well so if it doesn't bovva turning up nobody should be shocked
* It's arrived with Edna in tow! Now skanks been to Cambridge will she say she's now passed all her exams and was picking up her degree, therefore she has now qualified as a roadside-paramedic-flying-doctor-type-life-coach-brain-surgeon.
Oddly though this was accompanied by a posting from her stating tickets are available on the door which is tiotally at odds with the previous statement of the CU saying it was a "Members Only" event. and you had to show your union card for access.
seems another venue that skank is appearing at that once Her Name is mentioned they're having to change policy and sell/give tickets away to ordinary commoners to fill seats.
* The venue looks pretty empty too
* Its the same old script being wheeled out though -here are some short clips on the CU stories.
Harveyslaw
She runs the ship and is independent
She’s a survivor
All the usual podcast replies
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3550/3550465-99dab70efd834d8e7f74792797e61bed.mp4
The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
3.5.25 - messaging a Brain Dead - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJKrcxPMxum/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
* and another one - he actually says
"Sometimes shit gets on top of us..." 
Well it certainly did eh skanky?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-x_cImopP9/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
27.4.25 - Moddlin' the JYY duster collection. The poor cat gets an airing too as she boots it outta the way
but it shows rather well the terrible state of that garden - its already filling up with excrement, assorted rubbish and a RAT TRAP!
29.4.25 - and more footage of her stamping about the Rancid Rental's back garden Bein' Awwlll Sekksii. Move over all you catwalk queens because heres skank doing her slow-blinking, wig-tossing, denture-lickin', well-sekksii sashaying-whilst-avoiding the rubbish strewn about, plus dodging the cat & dog shit
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3536/3536066-e5ddc7875938810cc3f12d5e3828631d.mp4
1.5.25 - "
Soooooo pwowdd................" Hilarious more like because it looks even worse on VF!
Its It's hard to say which of these conceited & deluded old broads looks most foolish wearing this dreadful cheap & nasty garment
* With H's birfday on the horizon skank is now asking/grifting about VR headsets for her Harv Bear - she wants to know if he can watch trains on them or rollercoasters. Well here’s a novel idea for you skank, why don’t you pop down to your favourite John Lewis store you’re always saying you are buying stuff from and fucking ask them instead? Or get Dim Lynne to do it for you? Oh but you don’t want to spend your money on him, you want The Media You Hate to do a story and for someone to gift it to you dontcha??
2.5.25 - Back on SC now loving herself.
*Says Rookie eats the cat litter. No restraint on him in the car again
* She is shattered after being chauffeured to Essex to get her lips done, had a sunbed, cooked dinner for the kids and didn't get time to get her nail fixed. She's also fed up as she has to have the footie on for JJ & Junior instead of watching what she wants for a change.
*Cats all over her, dogs chasing the flies (the Bluebottles must have followed her from the MM) chocolate biscuits by her side.
5.5.25 - Her Snapchat is as dull as dishwasher, loads of posts about her stupid, wonky rubberlips saying you have to stay very still during this procedure, then talking non stop.
She’s as boring as f***
5.5.25 - more hideous garments from JYY. Note she's been advised by Edna to adopt the French Tuck now and this pond-sludge green makes her eyes "so blue" dontcha knaaaaw!
These things are more Victorian bloomers!!!
Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS-
26.4.25 - loads of SC rubbish with it Bein' Awwwlll Seksii whilst boasting about the huge financial splurge it's treated itself to in Brighton. More trainers, more trackies suitable for a 15 year old and revolting bikinis that resemble two circus marquees joined togevva with tow-rope. Lookin' good eh skank?
The CBD must have worked a treat on the Browkern Trotterz though, unless she's managed to grift a mobility scooter with a trailer for all her crap.
29.4.25 - and no Bonus Crapcast today - that lasted then eh?
30.4.25 - Wonder what mind numbingly, boring SC download will be today? 🥱
*Telling us how tired she is (despite saying CBD gives her more energy and a better nights sleep)
*Horse riding on fake Wallis *Harvey sent her a picture *Selfie on a tanning bed *Self care beauty routine
*Buying more clothes *Hair being done *Eating a pack of biscuits while watching tv
*Being chauffeured in the car on a way to a ‘meeting’ *Kissing her dogs *Kissing her horse *Cats all sat on her
*Telling us how her brows are shit * Trying to hide her vape from view *Loves her kitchen *Junior has cooked her a burger
*Flipping her hair about and pouting at the camera Bein' Awwwlll Sekksii *Showing she has bought a coffee and some egg bites
Ahhh so anything but actually doing an honest day’s work as usual then?
30.4.25 - Heres some really scintillating stuff from it's tedious snapchat input today.
Taken Rookie out for brunch (called it an adventure)
, obviously none of the other dogs are allowed to go as not toilet trained. Orange juice is 'so needed' a its wearing one of her brand new Adidas short sets. Ended up with the cats all sitting on her at home. Legs wide open and dirty trainers up on the sofa, no wonder the covers have to be washed weekly
1.5.25 - this week's bullcrappodcast - Pussy Galore 30 minutes including ads and an intro. Sound is really bad again.
* She feels more theatrical since she has been singing on stage. She has enjoyed it (panto) been different touring around, says she probably has a square arse at the minute as been sat on her arse in the car for so long. Nice it's over now. She knew it all and didn't have to look at the script in the end.
(She should have been word perfect from day one but this is skanky innit)
* This year she might NOT do a Christmas panto....she wants to do a magical Christmas as it's been a long time since she has had a Christmas off. She wants to take the younger kids to Lapland. (NO CHANCE!
) Wants to put all their piles of presents in the room weeks before Christmas so they can all stare at them and wonder what they have got.
* Edna says she will be at home and then going to IOW to see mum, then skank says her and JJ will be doing the same thing with the kids, then says to Edna
"Ize coming to you (haven't told *inaudible* that yet) or you lot can come to me and stay. Edna keeps going yeah, yeah
Skank then announces grandly that she doesn't mind cooking Christmas dinner to give Harry a break, Edna says let Harry cook (!!)
* Talking about the boxing.
Had to watch on her phone as it went off on the TV. Bong offered to step in for Chris Eubank when he was getting tired
Just shouting at Batman
* BB gossip, the Chris and Jojo situation. KP felt sorry for the girlfriend. They keep talking over each other. It's all very boring. No real gossip
(No mention of her trying to snag Chris again then?)
* She's loving the weather got her shorts on.
* Cats have missed her she says. The animals follow her everywhere so she says
* Sound is really bad and there's lots of longer than usual pauses where they both say nothing or talk over each other.
* Boring garden talk, skank says her grass need cutting. It took little Bong 9 hours to cut their lawn with the lawn mower they have. WTF???? So she is giving Edna the lawnmower.
* Cat has come in with shit on it's leg, she shouts to Bong, "
Babe can you get some tissue and I'll wipe it" , the cat is now getting the shit on skank & she is having a hissy fit about it.
* Bong is waffling-on about wet wipes (Think he is describing himself) She's still shouting at the cat. Bong hands her the wet wipes but she says
"I can't do it all....... it stinks!" . (OMG this is hilarious!!)
* Skanky says it's like wiping a baby's bum (errrr thought she desperately wanted another baby!) So they ended the pod there. But carried on the next day.
* Her hair extensions are out, so she's about to spend all day in the hairdressers. She's just had her ratty hair coloured & she's also getting a long blonde wig.
* She's had Harvey's transition meeting today, got home, put the chicken breasts in, made a salad and chips cooking.
* She's been shopping in the new Range in Horsham. Orange cushions.
* Harvey: she has been told this place should be ready by August now, been a delay. She says theres another place he can go to in between in Southampton, says H wants to go. JJ asking KP if the chicken is ready
* Kids are all good. Princess is at her friends. Junior is coming back tonight as he was at his dad's last night. Jasmine is here. Jasmine/Junior usually cook. Still talking over each other.
* Here goes skank shouting it's HER birthday in May then Edna adds about Harvey's too. Princess Turns 18, Junior is going to be 20. Jett will be 12 and Bunny 11. Bunny starts senior school September.
* Edna says we are both working mums.
* Skank sez she's getting lips (filler) done again, then a massage, Friday its horse riding, then Clapham Grand.
* Edna moans that Master Albert dicks around when when she takes him to football club. Skank suggests golf instead. Edna is going to take him to Farmer's Club. (Little fake farm)
* Thrilling info - skank has watched the Freddie Flintoff programme. Now she wants her dinner. but fucked up the salad last night so its chicken 2 nights running. Cat now on her after the chicken
* Says she's getting some neon lights for outside.
(that'll please the long-suffering neighbours then)
* She's glad to be home, put her washing on and smell it. Says she puts FIVE pods in the machine.
* It says her friend has just messaged her, she has just had surgery and her hole keeps opening up.
(
Another one she urged to go for butchery in Turkey then?)
* It doesn't know if she is hosting all night on Friday at the dragshow but she will nobly do her own hair and makeup.
*KP wants her dinner, so pod ends - its just the usual calibre of crap really
*And heres the Crapcasters themselves in all their glory
Lookin' good eh?
Lies, Lies and More Lies -
3.5.25 - it posts this whilst parading itself about wearing a £680 top, £1000 shoes and a dessiner 'andbag! FFS!
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34780358/katie-price-glam-display-crown-drag-show/
* and this. She's taking the piss surely?
She does no maintenance on anything except MEEEEE! and thats done badly too! Indeed, as to these "high maintenance hobbies" of hers - fucking delusional twat she is! Someone else stables, feeds, cares, grooms, exercises and keeps Wallis healthy, they pay the bills and all skank does is nip over when she needs a photo opportunity. (Wallis is on permanent loan meaning someone else is doing everything for him) Skanks only High Maintenance Hobby is deciding what tweakments/butchery to get done to herself and then sit getting "pampered" whilst talking the usual bollocks about MEEEEE!.
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
Spock was intelligent though
29.4.25 - a big failure from the filters here - theres more furrows than a ploughed field, not to mention her tatty barnet
1.5.25 - Yeah of course it is!!
The filler migrates after a couple of days & it leaves skank with lip shelves and a moustache.
The immortal question is -
Why does skank have a a wattle like a Christmas turkey under her chin?
*
STOP PRESS..........STOP PRESS............ Exciting news! Its having its arse re-inflated live on Twat Tok at mid-day 9th May! Don't miss it!!
What could possibly go wrong?.............................
. hopefully
* Can we even hope that ITV and The Red Tops destroy her for this? ITV produced a documentary last year highlighting how dangerous these BBL procedures are, they were all over it after Alice Webb sadly died after suffering complications from her BBL (believe it was sepsis). So if Skank dares to promote this it should end her once and for all surely, but yeah we know it won’t even though
it needs to happen. Wes Streeting said they would be introducing a Law to shutdown these dodgy unlicensed practitioners such as skanky's lot, but sadly still we wait on that. Are we going to see the Red Tops support this, yet again, to protect their golden girl skank??
1.5.25 - Yes! an old Favourite has been drawn back into skank's web - yes its Ooozy Turdo, the lantern-jawed freak! Skank has grifted him to make her a new blonde wig
(maybe part of her undercover job servicing aged "sugar daddies" - allegedly)
2.5.25 - more LIES from it; Maybe she thinks that if she says it often enough then whatever bollocks it is will come true for her? Well skank, no matter how often you declare that its your own barnet, nothing will alter the fact its a topper/WIG!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34755343/katie-price-butterfly-lips-more-filler/
* "She told fans: “
So everyone, I’m back in the Essex area today. I’ve got my natural hair in......."
Errrr where the fuck does she think her 'natural hair' would be then apart from on her head? Or does it live in Essex and she lives in Sussex & needs visitation/access rights from the SS?
* More fake hair from Maxi-Me in Brighton. Just look at her hairline though - its brilliant!
Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
27.4.25 - So its mentioned on Tattle about Wallis et voilà! Up pops something about Wallis! (or a stunt double)
"Defiant display" indeed https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-puts-defiant-display-35124225
30.4.25 - Following the Fake Harvey lark, it seems she is now using a Fake Wallis stunt double for photo ops with MEEEEE!.
Several canny folks have brought this to attention
Two different horses
* another another horse - this one was on her Insta. Different markings on the horse and different tack too so another doppleganger (of sorts)
* and this
Doin' its sekksii moddlin' amidst the cat & dog shit where it manages to stomp right onto one of the cats to send it sprawling. It even looks directly at the cat before stamping on the poor thing, nor does it stop to check the cat is OK either, it just carries on sashaying about Bein' Awwlll Seksi & trying to hawk that hideous frock thing to the Brain Deads
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJCnI6otUOF/?utm_source=ig_embed
7.5.25 - The Sun are back for another dig at it https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34826557/katie-price-slammed-by-angry-animal-lovers/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-sparks-concerns-after-35182283
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
30.4.25 - here it goes again!
This sounds just like the old Gob-on-a-Stick boasting again -
'Sick to deaf......' which also sounds just like her with her brilliant vocabulary, eloquence and spelling skills....
This corker comes from a Facebook banter page where there's been quite a lot on skank recently & all ripping the piss out of her and Kokey, however this bloke is now saying he's had these dm's from her in response & he's gone & shared them online!
For someone who is always saying how she
"Luvvs der bants......." she is pretty narky about it, or is it only OK if its HER dishing it out & not taking it?
* Incidentally, where are these
"fabulous tits" she's referring to? She's only got that wonky pair Phil and Grant and they ain't fabulous at all
* And these "sugar daddies" she refers to must be skint then because the only holiday skank's been on in the last year is that budget ski trip which kinda proves (if true) that skank is prostituting herself out & doing "extras" for coin.
(
Stuff like the pic). The next "fabulous 'oliday" will be in Jaywick then ................
In essence she is admitting she is a whore then since she always insists she's an honest person who always tells the truth no matter what......
1.5.25 - Skanky tries to hit back now when all she's doing is bringing them even more viewers. She deleted this rapidly but it was too late - its Out There!
* She was actually offering "
Private pics" as payment for services rendered eh?
Why sign up to skanks sleazy Only Grans and spend money when you can join Facebook, leave negative comments and report "
GINGER PRICKS" account and then skank will send you porn pictures for free as your dubious "reward"??
* Heres why she's got the hump which has set it off Slamming & Swiping
* A Brain Dead has surfaced on there to defend the thing though - they're getting shredded!!
Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
27.4.25 - Skank couldn't be happier that its the last show - what a surprise eh?
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3534/3534000-6751cdc198de16d712724b8f58b5d78d.mp4
28.5.24 - hear for yourself her murdering the song "Popular"
Eat yer heart out Ariana - you ain't a patch on skanky!
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
26.4.25 - Theres a bit more mileage to be wrung out of The Harvey Story still, now it's taking aim at his father (DY) whose fault it surely still is
(even though it was she who stopped DY's access as a revenge exercise)
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-makes-heartbreaking-confession-35118134
"
Katie was emotional as she discussed the estrangement but said she hoped for a reconciliation. "There's got to be a time when Dwight and Harvey are in the same room. Because he would just love Harvey if he saw him, how could he not? He looks like him, for God's sake. Harvey's so funny, so endearing and innocent. How can he not love Harvey? I just can't get my head around it, he'd have so much fun with him."
* Like as not H would probably attack his father at the rate he's going but Mummy would be so 'appy with H then.
28.4.25 - has she employed a stunt-double for H as he's now incapable of walking? This does not look like H at all!!
That guy is noticeably white skinned, (even more noticeable thanks to Skank's Ronseal paint job!) Secondly, he is somewhat slimmer than H.Thirdly, in one of the photos he is holding an iPhone, when H always has a tablet glued to his hand when he's out and about. And lastly,
IT CLEARLY IS NOT H is it ??!! 
* Shame on Skank for doing this pathetic clickbait or is she going to start on her ranting about how the media just tells lies about MEEEEE! again? Its perfectly apparent that this is not H and the media must realise it too, but extra shame to be dumped on the idiot she got to do this stunt although she probably coerced him into it
We need more yawns 🥱 and eyerolls here
Plus ça change
NB - the Mail have just changed this to "a friend" - is this how it all came about?
1.5.25 - the latest repeat of old nonsense
https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle/katie-price-harvey-weight-mounjaro-b2742980.html
2.5.25 - she posted this today of MEEEEE! en route to the Mansfield panto a couple of weeks ago. Note H in the back seat without a seatbelt, completely drugged up past his eyeballs for the journey.
Now imagine Bong had an accident - H would squash the little berk to a paste as he was hurled into the driver, but not that mummy cares about either of them because she's too busy Bein' Awwwllll Seksi..............
5.5.25 - even on a bank holiday the exploitation continues unabated
As for the Brain Dead joining in..........
6.5.25 - out with the Harvey stuff again.
Why would you kiss your adult son like that anyway??
Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
4.5.25 - Many
many faces ago but it makes you wonder why this photo has emerged suddenly though...
Theres always "Weasons for weasons" with skanky......................
7.5.25 - more gushing bullshit about her girls. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-gushing-comment-daughter-35181463
Fwends Woo Hoo! -
27.4.25 - https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/kerry-katona-concern-frail-katie-price/ Awww Kokey Cares!!
This is a case of pots 'n kettles surely??? Kerry cokehead trying to save her bestie skank from an early grave???
You couldn't make it up could you?
Every time these derelicts are together they're on-the-piss or releasing blocks of stories/LIES about getting matching tattoos or having surgery together and
How Men Have Ruined Their Lives.
* Yet what a marvellous friend is Kerry to the Skank because despite the Skank publicly stating how happy, well, 'elfy and fit she is, her bestest bestie is publicly contradicting her
Oh dear, just another load of bollox in the long line of bollox about the Skank.......
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Ouch my poor feet really hurt and I'll be needing to grift a mobility scooter or two......." to "Oh look at me on the treadmill being all healthy and fit......."
"OMG that Supreme CBD snake oil has made my ankles feel so much better........." to "Oh no poor me I'm in agony with my feet and I'll need to see that Specialist I've got on speed dial..." - (just like Alan, the Priory consultant who is on speed dial for her many & varied Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos rather than concerned with his specialised subject of
Addictions Counsellor!) As it is always repeating -
"You can trust me, I'm a very honest person, I nevva LIE"
Only Grans and Suchlike -
Desperate times seek desperate measures so its only a matter of time
7.5.25 - more gruesome images of it in the shower have appeared on Fapello
They are grim TBH - skank is a mass of scars and skin damage along with all the wonky bits, plus those rock hard boulders with lopsided raspberries........................... these should have a govt health warning slapped on them!!
* The Shit Pic is there too
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All her decades of experience in moddlin' really shine through eh?
The Browkern Trotters -
6.5.25 - back to hospital for The Trotterz again. Its didn't stop her going on another shopping spree at the Westfield Centre though, crippled feet or not!!
* Funny though but didn't she insist very recently that the CBD cream had cured all her problems with Browkern Trotterz?
The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
30.4.25 - Here comes the Sun picking up and pointing out that skanky is booting the cat outta MY WAY in her glamorous fotershewt for JYY dishrags! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34723227/watch-moment-katie-price-shoves-cat-foot-models-dress/
* Meanwhile the fawning Mail still think we are concerned about her weight loss - AS IF!!
The comments are good though.
https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14663183/Katie-Price-shows-taut-visage-slim-frame-models-strapless-pink-dress-sparking-concern-following-weight-loss.html
1.5.25 -
"Sparks concern....................." again
When will they realise that nobody whatsoever is at all concerned about the thing!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34742872/katie-price-sparks-concern-tiny-frame-tight-playsuit/
5.5.25-
Katie Price puts on very glam display in crop top and sparkly 'Pricey' crown after drag show performance | The Sun
Love itttt! The first line of this rubbish reads as follows:-
"The show struggled to sell tickets ahead of the live performance " Its the Curse of Skank again!
7.5.25 - at least this lot have had the decency to state how "gross" this confession from it actually is
Being the slag that it is makes it very hard to find any man who has been around so many blocks for so many decades as she has. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-wants-man-whos-35181932
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-wants-man-whos-35181932
