Katie Price 83 Wiki

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Price.Dropped 2025
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
* Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -


But here it is finally. Karma has finally shown up and sunk it's Teef into her plasic arse
and The Ghost of Christmas Future??

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
25.5.25 - it does look like the removal vans will be outside the Rancid Rental in a few weeks to shift the thing and it's crap yet again - her cryptic comments were right after all!

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
22.5.25 - Bein' awwwllll seksi on it's birfday innit
27.5.25 - The wonky gob is the least of her problems
1.6.25 - No comment even necessary...................

Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
27.5.25 - In light of her imminent departure lets investigate. For a start it appears that despite all these bedrooms with fitted cupboards etc, skank is actually only living downstairs surrounded by her detritus thrown about the place.

* Also............................so much for the year's rent she is alleged to have paid upfront. Strange then that the agents put the Rancid Rental back on the market after 6 months and have already got a new let agreed. Skank must have been chucked out!.

* How is she gonna play this scenario then?
She's had to move into the Hag's place on IOW to nurse her ailing mother?
The police have told her to move out as her stalker is on the plane from Thailand?
She needs more parking space for Harvs car?
It's all Petes fault? Thats the one!

Legohead Bongo aka Liberarsey - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance-
22.5.25 - We're waiting skank!
* https://tattle.life/attachments/cutpaste_2025-05-22_21-45-46-675-jpg.3571799/
* No amaaaaazin' burfday pwesent from Bong though, just a measly card
31.5.25 - check out Bong running about after it like the good boy he is. Yes the car leasing expert and dynamic business entrepaneur is sorting out skank's crap for it even though she's insulting him again https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3585/3585620-914622ac2929f83102d3a7ad2fd95807.mp4
* Daily Mirror comments section

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
27.5.25 - Remember the fad of posting her plastic dollies that she needed to "cope" with the yearning for a baybee?
Well look at them lying discarded amongst all the junk at the RR

# Ouch!! -
22.5.25 -Love this comment on The DM article about her scrawniness
"She's not shrinking. Her boobs are just absorbing her body. Eventually she'll become just one giant tit."
24.5.25 - that FB site are back again - skank will be screeching at them in 3 2 1

27.5.25 - the comments are piling in on the article printed with that "adorable" photo of skank in bed with H
They have played her here with a nice supportive article to get the clicks, but also the public can see how wrong this is and yet skank can’t complain about the article in itself!. She’s been sunk here, the comments are coming in with more people seeing she a Wrong’Un with this weird perverse behaviour, The Mirror's grovelling article, unsurprisingly, is not allowing comments.......................
* On an article showing a very old photo of the skank

30.5.25 - loads of comments on FB regarding her Tour with Kokey -all negative - including this gem...
"Tell all? They’ve spent a lifetime telling all in the press, surely there’s not much people do not know?
" I met Katy in person when Peter Andre once performed for a nightclub venue I had. She wasn’t exactly pleasant, to say the least!"
Nothing we didn't know already but nevertheless
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31.5.25 - That banter site again
1.6.25 - another pisstake site taking aim at it
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"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
23.5.25 - Perhaps it was unable to grift another sofa set which means it had to BUY this one? Plenty of money to chuck about though.......... "Appy birfday to MEEEEE!"
24.5.25 - "MEEEEE!" How cruel of her stating P looks like a wrinkled, botched, rancid & raddled old slag like MEEEEE!. Funny though, only last week Jasmine was "My Twinn!"
25.5.25 - she's really taking the piss with this one! I mean seriously skanky???? With all your different versions of MEEEEE! over the years, the surgeries/adaptations and all the rest of it??
* and then theres this. Skanky already IS the Temu Version of MEEEEE!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-dubbed-temu-katie-price-35281560
26.5.25 - some more old bollocks dredged up by the skank to try to glorify MEEEEE! and how witty & clever she is, plus a few more digs at Pete as per usual
www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-gleeful-revenge-victoria-35288601
* "But everything changed when Katie and Peter got married and sold the rights for £1.75million - almost twice the cash Victoria and David got for their own wedding in 1999". Both weddings were rather tacky.... but at least Posh has redeemed herself a wee bit, i.e. she has some very elegant clothing and would never prance about in nylon on her own driveway.... 'Gleeful revenge' Posh has still won the battle..
* Its published it's Eurovison party now https://youtu.be/yh_rQNfEH8o
* Behind the scenes it says. Really? The live was a load of boring shite so I'm guessing the 'behind the scenes' will be as equally interesting? Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.....it never ends. She's so boring 🥱 Her arrogance actually blows me away.
* Even H is "Awwwlll Abbbaaaahhhhttt MEEEEE!"
29.5.25 - It seems that The Product (its skankiness itself) has managed to flog some rubbish to Closer mag - a bleat-a-thon about Poor MEEEEE! as regards P not hanging on her every wise word It consists of
* "Don’t shut me out Princess I will always be more famous than you & I can help you !!!"
* She's upset & really smarting at the rejection that she cannot be in P program
* Nevertheless she hasn’t realised that she is not wanted by TV and will remain so until she sorts herself out
That'll be NEVER then
30.5.25 - skanks not changed a lot over the years (except in looks LOL), but what is obvious is how little has been written about the skank compared to others, almost like they can't be arsed with her any longer. https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14711799/Naked-topless-Page-3-girls-glamour-models-daily-star.html
1.6.25 - what?? ANUVVA sofa???? https://tattle.life/attachments/3586046/ How many does it need?

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
29.5.25 - So much for declaring after the last panto fiasco that she as not doing any more and wanted "A fammerly Cwissmass..............." Things must be bad when it's already signed up for one in Darlington with a cast of unknowns & its hardly the London Palladium either.
https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/25198923.katie-price-appear-darlington-majestic-theatre-panto/
* Things are not quite as they seem though. It looks like it will be digital like they do Abba Voyager so she won't have to lumber around cluelessly on-stage not knowing the script again, it will be technically produced so her image appears on the mirror like a hologram. Probably it'll be filmed well in advance with 30,000 takes so they can cobble together something thats not quite as inept as all her other "performances" have been, but sadly she'll get a load of dosh for doing hardly anything at all.
* Basically then these latest amaaaazin' noo jobs it's landed are both virtual/digital. She’s digitally appearing in panto and AI has the job of creating her in porn form, meaning there is no need for the actual physical version of her at all anymore and you can turn the sound OFF too!
* This rôle the thing has landed is called "The Spirit of the Ring" for whatever reason Ah now I see it!

Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
30.5.25 - The Touring Trollops have cancelled their epic journey around the UK - yes skanky reckons she's been forced to do so because of child-care arrangements and another load of bullshit NOBODY believes! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35189066/katie-price-quit-tour-kerry-katona/
* More like Kokey refused to participate with the idea of being lumbered with the skank for 2 months nonstop
* "Childcare issues....." debinked (in her own words) “I feel if you have children, you should make them fit in your life, you shouldn't change your life" OK then, how could she do two lots of panto for weeks on end with no child care problems but now she suddenly has? More likely the reason is the low ticket sales that has caused them to cancel this fiasco, or have the Exes got together to legally bind the thing's beak shut, considering all this wretched "tour" rubbish consisted of was the opportunity for skank and Kokey to gob-off and shreik about their multitude of Exes. But it does prove now that skank really hasn’t got much work to rely on to pay her rent nor anything else!
* Skank has none of the children living with her anyway but it had already been arranged in the dates that there would not be these shambolic fiascos on days she had access to the children. "Busy schedule...........................MY ARSE!!!
"But former glamour model Katie, 44, has been forced to pull out of all 33 dates, which would have seen the two ladies visiting towns up and down the country for "An Evening with Katie and Kerry - On Tour". A source told The Sun: “Katie is gutted and tried everything she could to make it work but she has had to step away from the tour because she has childcare commitments and also a very busy schedule. She hates letting her fans down and hopes to be able to do something similar in the future.
At the moment, it’s unclear whether Kerry will continue without her or if the whole tour will be scrapped."
I hope Arsehat loses a load of money over this fiasco, but
Today has been truly epic -yet not for skank as she watches her entire life vanish round the U bend finally
* Was this rubbish tour actually cancelled because of shitty tickets sales meaning it hasn't sold enough to actually pay for any venues? Arsehat is never going to admit that is he?.
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-pulls-out-joint-35315787#comments-wrapper More of her BS over cancelling "Trollops on Tour"

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
27.5.25 - Yes the Brain Deads have surfaced on the FB page defending the thing again. According to a very rabid Brain Dead on Faceache, Pete (that fiend) "Took her £6m house and left her with nothing after the divorce....." So poor old skank has been right all along - it is all Pete Yew Cunt's fault just like she screeches

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
22.5.25 - this looks like more JYY crap - cheap & nasty rubbish worn by cheap and nasty rubbish. She seems to think she's extremely seksi though, rather than a joke! Oh and Bong's jacket potato / butt plug is still there in the bedside cabinet
24.5.25 - more hideous garments with a dash of Pointy-Toe for good measure. It does acknowledge it's knack of stumbling about
like she's pissed though
* Remember that bagfull of revolting bikinis it had a few weeks ago? It seems that Skank sent the things back to the silly woman that buys the materials and makes them at her own personal cost and time - because the bikinis didn't fit her distorted, wonky body. Ungrateful cunt skank is. The things are no good for anybody else either, unless there is another distorted, freakish, stunted dwarf around somewhere looking for grifted 'oliday stuff...................
28.5.25 - The sheer vanity of it! "Wow I look so good!!" Flogging the JYY crap again
30.5.25 - back hawking the CBD that has cured all her ailments and ishoos
* Another inept advert where it doesn't know it's arse from it's elbow - heaven knows why people use this moron to advertise anything!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DKP59-JtH0T/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
Apparently CBD "Helps wiv me fowcuss!"
1.6.25 - Staggering about again altho she's probably faking it because she thinks it'll maje her yooneek or sumfink
BUT, asa change from moddlin' in the kitchen it's now using the utility room!

Podcast Garbage & Yoochoob BS -
24.5.25 - its graciously done a Birfday Crapcast for us all woo hoo!!!
* Pretty boring, but theres the revelation it even had to google Harvey’s DOB for the mobility car applications
* Oh God- Anton Arsehat is taking the thing all round the country singing at innocent victims Plus another shit fest with BFF Kerry...........................
* Banging on about bringing it's luscious perfooms back and make up etc. Reckons it accidentally bumped into the mug on a train who did her make-up range last time around - what a stroke of luck eh?? Its a sign apparently thats what she's meant to do as she rebuilds The Empire
* It says it is going to compete in ekwestryan events again - on those browkern trotterz??
* P has rejected skanky's idea of some huge show-off event for her 18th birthday She reckons she's going to have a mini-nightclub event at her place instead where everyone can come (which will delight the neighbours wherever skank happens to be abiding at the time)
* Wants to take H to theme parks but "He's too big for the rides........................."
* Picking H up on Wednesday because "Thats when His car arrives..................." She still going with that particular LIE then when its already at the Rancid Rental and has been for some days whilst she uses it for her own purposes
* Why does she say on the pod transcripts on the first one she can drive now, then near the end she said Harvey was confused when she told him about the new car as "He knows I can’t drive..."?. We need a bloody degree in Bullshit Languages to understand her because she’s brimfull of it.
* Googling itself and the kids now - she's "Amazed at her amaaazin' career......"
* Edna sits there like a nodding dog.......................
* B O R I N G C R A P!
More garbage off it's SC - the same tedious old rubbish as usual
*She was out on her own, no Bong since he’s surplus to requirements now, thus the slow exit of this dork continues.
* H's Birthday cake is on its way
* Was in the office, ie at her lawyers in Hove, (legal woes or house move stuff)
* Eating as usual
* Went shopping in Brighton for H’s presents
* Visited the Nail bar. it was too busy so she is going next week and taking H with her. Thats nice for him eh?
* Its taking ages to charge the car it moans. She’s acting as if this is her first time charging it
* She’s put a post up on FB of her collecting Harvey with JJ and they are now driving to Southampton to get the ferry across to IOW to go and see The Harridan AFP and PFP for H's spectacular Birfday party.
* Funnily enough it sure sounded like Harvey greeted JJ with the words “JJ bong boy “.
27.5.25 - here on Youchoob - talking to her WIG!!! "Are you Kate or are you Jordan?" Thats despite her saying they are the same person
* Still can't say subscribe.
* Mentions everyone changes if they have a drink! Says "And I do change, I become more fun, entertaining and show myself up!." (Possibly Dr Jekyll & Mr. Hyde is a better description although the former with skank is also VILE)
* Showing off all her packing for The Next Move then turfing out the bags searching for some grotty top
* And SC sufferring an overload of rubbish videos from the thing. She’s posting a ton of H videos on SC,
* She was of course tired again as she is everyday on there.
* H videos in bed as she kisses and cuddles Harv Bear - he’s very drowsy- drugged up to the eyeballs no doubt. Rookie jumps on the bed, H aggressively tells him to go away & she laughs
* The rest of the day is just boring videos with the Clan, a load of videos of them having lunch, H filled up with carbs, sausage and big plate of chips followed by an Ice Cream treat, then off to the barbers where it screeches at H as the barber does his hair,"Wotcha 'aving dun 'Arv?" kind of crap.
* It’s really dull stuff but the will love it. No mention of his car today so far.
* It seems her and Bong are not staying at Clan Grifter HQ again - could that be because AFP does not want H wrecking her house??
* There doesn't appear to be a Carer around in any of this nonsense so just who is looking after H's personal hygeine seeing as he is not potty-trained?? Mummy won't be, thats for certain However skank has carefully shot all the videos when they were out for lunch etc as close ups with no wide angled images to see who was with her, so she’s hiding the carer's presence to make out she does it all on her own for 'Arv Bear because she is sooooooo amaaaaaazin' .
* Heres 'Arv now with the camera directed at him for the maximum Utilisation. He is even more enormous that ever. H is getting annoyed with Alexa and giving his mum the bird because she's annoying him too, she just sounds so bored with H’s choice of music (nursery rhymes) & she's laughing at him getting angrier by the minute Nevertheless this obese, foul mouthed thug is a credit to MEEEEE! ... so she says. Sounds like the rasping old dragon AFP is there too. Anyone would think it was Harvey’s birthday or sumfink........................
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3580/3580616-16473300523feedd31a7a20f39a037df.mp4
* Skank screeching with laughter at H telling the Alexa to "Fuck off ". Yeah hilarious.................
* it seems that H's new residential is in Littlehampton and his Day Centre is in Southampton! Hardly local is it? This of course will probably change because Skank is lying through her Turkey Teefs yet again
30.5.25 - this week's Crapcast
*She was at Albert’s birthday from 10-7; Lucky Albert
* AFP/PFP drove up from IOW for an hours visit
*Talking about her birthday, Bong took her to see Tina Turner show although it was just with the kids on her actual birthday, then they went for dinner with Junior and Jasmine and Princess.
* She then picked up H’s mobility car - says she is regretting getting electric as hasn’t got the charger fitted yet.
* Moaning how she got a black mark against her name from the bankruptcies… (One cannot imagine why........) Says she is being discriminated against as she has the money to pay, she can't understand why NOBODY WANTS MEEEEE!................... Could it be that skank can't find anybody else stupid enough to rent their place to her??? She ain't 'appy!!
* Edna’s lost her mansion as well - she got gazumped
* Skank can’t get a guarantor, then a guy with a Porsche paid upfront for a year and got a house over her, this Crapcast is pure gold over the usual boring crap
* She's pretending she prefers renting now (not the fact she cant get a mortgage or cant buy outright), now saying she wants a long term rental - so why not where she is then? (Kicked out for being a scruff),
* She says she is earning like she did 'Back in the day' (erm, Ok - if you say so) but cant increase her offer and gets pissed-off when someone else offers more. She is just finding out that bankruptcy has a long term effect even if you think your scams to get out of it worked because people just wont rent when they find out its her, despite her stating its all the media's fault for telling lies about MEEEEE! . No, somehow in her tiny brain its her being "Descriminated against", the same as it happens with the DVLA whenever she can't have what she wants or demands and it seems her cronies/friends 'Cant afford to be Guarantor for her 'cos they arent minted like what i am'. (You can be pretty sure the Bayliss and Harding woman could but she's not that stupid to be saddled with skanky's defaults when she won't pay the rent then leaves the next MUG with a financial mess to clear up) What price is skanky's dubious friendship eh? Poor old Skank- Infamy infamy they've all got it in for me
* It finally admits that she couldnt find anywhere to rent last time and had basically had to downgrade MEEEEE! into the Rancid Rental to get a place at all & thats why she had to pay 12 months upfront and an overpriced rent on the current place - she is very obviously being kicked out of
* "Wants to find a new place for her fucking candles.....“, she is so pissed off she can’t find a new home, oooh wonder when she has to leave her rental? Could she end up homeless
* She’s been “Filling the car up with electric” She is still claiming it’s H’s mobility car.
* Something’s been edited out as a big chunk is missing, then Skank starts talking about P and Edna quickly says “That’s enough, you’ve said what you had to say. P was briefed to say that “ They appear to have cut out what Rentagob said
* She’s talking about buying a Bentley or a Lamborghini when her insurance comes down , but she’s buying a horse box first....... she’s chatting absolute bullshit as usual
* She sounds so angry throughout.
* She reckons Cowdray Park want her to attend the Polo next year Of course they do.................. she is just the sort of person they want at The Polo!!
* H is on now & he ain’t happy either & he can’t be arsed with her questions. H is pissed off as well Bored rigid no doubt
* She’s putting blonde highlights in his hair and there is a holiday coming up. Woo Hoo!
* It finishes with H calling Rookie “That fucking dog” really aggressively The Pod was so funny until that ending with Skank angry & spitting feathers throughout, but that was nasty, H is not cuuteeee at all.
People don't trust ya skank luv! Karma sunk it's Teef in at last!!
* But everyone knows it’s just the nasty press making up stories about MEEEEE!. She can pay for stuff blah blah blah - if thats the bloody case WTF did she go bankrupt TWICE?? This is the result she did not anticipate, her finally realising her lack of cooperation has consequences and they're all snapping at her Browkern Trotterz.
* She fails to grasp the basic concept here, that her being A Double bankrupt has consequences - BIG serious ones. She was evicted for HUGE mortgage arrears and yet now she really thinks a landlord will rent to her because she says she can afford it even though she refuses to show proof of her being minted with her incredible income?? Karma is a bitch. She is blacklisted as a bad payer/ delinquent payer and landlords know know she will do little or nothing to maintain a property. Ohhh looks like its a caravan for her right enough, but then there is sure to be an idiot somewhere willing to risk renting to her for a very inflated price. Perhaps thats what’s happening , they are asking her for more as she is more risky/dodgy?
* She claimed in the podcast that she didn't want to have to give evidence of her earnings to landlords because she didn't want it to be leaked to the papers, yet SHE is the one who is constantly announcing everywhere she is earning 50K for a panto etc! She needs to make up her frigging mind!
* She really has hit a brick wall with moving. Not only is Her Name working against her but she has all those untrained pets running riot, she films JYY crap there and other stuff, (possibly she might do OF as well) and most landlords will not allow running a business from their property - especially OF content.. She is beyond messy, leaves trash around outside, is noisy, has a load of cars parked outside, her reputation is one of a coarse foul mouthed old hag & the neighbours will not want her there, therefore it appears landlords are really saying "No No No" to her….what a glorious day,
* Yep, her reputation is now preceding her. Hopefully the estate agents will be feeding back to their clients, yet who does she think she is not wanting to show proof of earnings in case it gets in the press? Theres her hoping a couple of signed contracts will suffice although contracts can be pulled, especially if she is in breach (which she will be soon enough) Plus no one wants 8 untrained pets trashing the place so she will be offloading them soon I expect then blame that on Everybody Else.
* LOL
* Why can't AFP and PFP be guarantors for skank? They are homeowners and PFP with his own business?.
Then theres Danny keeper of the clan coffers - he's a homeowner and owns 2 businesses?.
Any of skanks old friends and minions - most own their own home and have businesses?.
Bongo is another.
Maybe none will take a chance but it says a lot when her own Mother and step father won't chance it because they know what a cunt she is in reality.
* Now heres a thought ......... Wonder if Dim Lynne was guarantor for the HH rental and wouldn't do it again so bye bye.
* When she was discussing the house that she had prior to the old Shitty Shack she said she left it "Because of the person she was with and the bad memories". That was KH. I wonder if there is a restraining order stopping her mentioning him after all those false arrests on her accusations and she's been clamped-down on finally? Perhaps she has been cautioned for harrassment as well as being placed under an order?
* There's no way skank could have paid back the last 2 years tax & NIS, so without a doubt there will be another bankruptcy looming that'll make her situation even more precarious. She needs to reel-in one of these Sugar Daddies she's been boasting about recently..................;;
* Innit bad tho & so unfair of these landlords when they read about her being made bankrupt TWICE! She clearly thought that after getting the bankruptcies discharged she could just go back to living the way she did. She clearly didn't realize that having been bankrupt it will be held against you for 5 years in terms of being able to get a mortgage, credit etc etc. If she is earning such good money as she insists then maybe she should start saving it so she can buy a house outright without needing a mortgage?
* Add into that the more she slags off the letting agencies for tipping-off their clients as to her glorious identity, she's limiting herself for a rental even more. How can she say she's earning like she did years ago anyway when nobody wants her, theres no TV work, just peddling cheap tat or the odd jokey appearance here & there plus a few paid articles full of LIES??. She's finished & she knows it. She can't rent & can't get car insurance. Off to the Leper Colony with ya skanky!!! Either that or reel-in one of these Sugar Daddies she reckons are waiting on her every order
* The best bit of all? The dowdy frump Edna was buying a house (before she got out-bid) and theres her famous minted sister just trying to rent somewhere! Oh how the mighty Skank has fallen
*and the SC now :
She was sick yesterday, coughing her guts up, sick but still did a shoot for JYY with Darth, so her next rental will require her being able to run a business there
Recorded an interview for the big new project, we will know what it is either today or tomorrow,
H is sitting around in that chair (the only one he's allowed to sit in), in his pants & wearing nothing else, then he's walking around swearing in front of Jeyda's kid which is nice.
Skank sounds fed up with him cramping her style already.
Her and Harvey were having a good swear in front of Jeyda's son.
Dogs in their crates
Why does she slap her cats like she does her horses?
31.5.25 - some more inane rubbish using Harvey again - she looks bloody scary though! Lucky lad H got to spend the day in the salon with MEEEEE! as SHE wanted Keratin straightening done (and a wig refit). No seat belt on H again and she’s driving. Bet the blue badge will get a hammering this week. Oh and fish and chips for H - nice and 'elfy innit! Poor Harvey is either sat at home in his broken chair or in nail bars or hairdressers waiting for Mummy. Bet he cannot wait to go back to college for some company his own age and nice things to do that don't involve "pampering MEEEEE!".
* Harvey wants to go for a ride on a rollercoaster in USA. (No chance seeing as skank has been arrested and a known drug user - she won't get a Visa!)
* She’s got a silver Marc Jacob’s bag to match her nails.
* Says she can’t wash her hair for 2 days with this tweetmint, all the while pulling her hair constantly and she can’t even remember the name of the salon she is in.
* Oooh exciting! She's going candle shopping on the way home woo hoo! H is left in the car with the carer no doubt.
* Bong said to her something about her car on Monday. Being tested?
* Passing Bong candles to put in the trolley. He dared to make a remark about some cups she bought & she launches into one at him - she’s having a right go at him, It then says she is checking him out head to toe, says he has no arse… (nice of her eh?)
* She's not shopping in Waitrose now, its Sainsbo all the way! I guess she doesn't need the massive bills for the Trustees now?
* More muffins, mini rolls, some frozen stuff & kievs, JUNK all the way!
* Back at the RR, Skank coughs and says "I’ve wet myself"
* Bong cooking (well shoving stuff in the oven) and she moans that she still doesn’t feel well and aches.
* Now it's taking the piss out of Bong's pronunciation. (thats rich coming from her!!) He hates her filming him.
* Cat is in season
* Talking about the vape ban, said she is addicted to them & she can’t give up. Says she takes her vape to bed then gets up in the night to go to the toilet and vapes.
* Harvey is wandering around just in his pants. He looks huge. He did'nt get hi-lites at the salon, it was an excuse for skank to get her rug adjusted

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
22.5.85 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-torrid-12-months-35270747 yawn..... zzzzz
26.5.25 - Here you can see where the Axminster rug has been stitched-into her ropey barnet. Not bad considering she denies vehemently that she uses hairpieces AT ALL. The colour matching is awful too
28.5.25 - Check out dem Knobbly Knees!
But WTF is wrong with her hairline????
30.5.25 - more procedures booked in plus it reckons its having another op on the Browkern Trotterz.
2.6.25 - there is NO FILTER on earth that can cover those deformed lips though
and AS IF ol' BackEnd too this grim image - this is her trying to stop people copying it for free

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
22.5.25 - Talking about the crackdown on vaping and co-incidentally using pictures of skank on the train bilging vape & not giving a shit about it. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35069300/major-warning-vapes-fines-to-hit-in-days/
27.5.25 - Vape still rammed in it's gob. So much for giving it up last year huh?
* Video posted from the IoW with H in tow. It says AFP gives her a hard time about her vaping so she's going to give it up but "Will do it slowlier.................”.
Over how many years will that be then eh skank and will it be like how you gave up the drugs too?

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
22.5.25 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15250054/katie-price-slammed-puppy-in-danger-horse-ride-petition/ This is about her allowing little Rookie to run about unchecked around Wallis - what a damn fine animal lover skank is
"As her riding mate said: "Don't go near the back legs," Katie replied: "Well he hasn't learned that yet, but he will."
Yes skanky, he certainly will when scared Wallis boots him one, but that won't be your fault either will it?
* They very helpfully give a list of some of the other dogs that have died in her dubious "care".
* Oh and as to the matter of skank's blasé attitude to her bloody cat killing birds -
"Section 1 of the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 states that it is an offence to to intentionally damage or destroy a wild bird’s nest while it is being built or in use." Not that she gives a shit though - she won't do anything about it because as a kid her great delight was climbing trees to get at nests then smashing the eggs inside
26.5.25 - still driving about with the puppy rammed into the footwell unsecured
27.5.25 - Its posted a video of H yelling at Rookie again - she finds it really amusing

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" & The Car!
23.5.25 - "I'm picking up MY new car....................... Harvey will love it........................"
So it is HER CAR rather than H's Motability vehicle then? HOW can this be????
Or perhaps she's just been PRETENDING she's getting one under the motability scheme to cover the fact she is buying HERSELF a brand new car? Either way its all wrong
*On Facebook it is asking what people are doing for bank holiday? She says she is going to do "Fun things with Harvey" !!! Or not as the case will surely be. One treat he has to look forward to is going to the nail bar with MEEEEE! Lucky lad eh?
* 'Arv's car - she's already moaning about how long it takes to charge the thing but one might wonder what is rinsing the power until you see what the thing has set the A/C to - 29°c! This behemoth will be gone soon enough and it'll blame everything else apart from itself being a twat - that Capri will be gone within a month as "Ize wont der rite car fur 'Arv an' dis wun is shite........ 'Arv neyds a Lambo"...
* She's really pushing the narrative of Harvey now - her sm's are stuffed-full of "Harvey putting the work in at college with walking and exercising "(Facebook), trying desperately to hook some interest from the BBC or the fools at C4 to Make that stupendous Noo Show About MEEEEE! oops I mean Harvey. However, what’s the point and why would even C4 waste even more money on one of her Pwojects Abbaaahhhttt MEEEEE! when she will be doing the same BORING stuff she's always done, like driving him around in the car, watching tv and eating cakes (seeing as it’s his birthday and mummy is allowed to give him a treat)? Maybe she actually needs to take a leaf out of her own Book of MEEEEE! considering she has lost all her own weight through ‘being busy and eating healthily’ and not Ozempic? LOL She could easily apply that to her Number One Money-maker Son?.
* Cue this one soon “Car broke down due to no charge in the EV battery and I couldn’t get Harv to the nail salon - its a disaster!”
26.5.25 - She’s been driving H's car since she drove it back from the showroom. She took it to Brighton on Friday, drove it to pick up P yesterday, then drove it to Edna’s BBQ, then drove it home. No doubt she will be driving it today but theres no need for H - skanky has a new car and she’s gonna drive it regardless of what anyone nor The Law thinks! Bollocks to to mobility restrictions because they don’t apply to MEEEEE!. How does she get away with this time-after-time??
* Here she is with the first car she chose, she says she can drive it, then adds “as long as it’s with H and stuff”, so she knows H needs to be with her, but she’s driving the Capri without him in it irrespectively.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3577/3577133-c51802aec4e1399c7697cf81ba51bae9.mp4
* All of which makes it all the more suspicious that this is probably another rented vehicle to wind everyone up. Its not good though is it when she's actually stealing nearly £80 per week off her disabled son’s pip money to pay for the lease of a car which she is happîly using for her own benefit - what a great mum that is!. On the other hand perhaps this current new car is not the motability one seeing as she's had to have had the entire palaver done & dusted in just two weeks - its just too quick to get one - which makes it more likely it’s probably a rental & the motability one will turn up around August when H goes to his new residential unit in Southampton. Either way one has to wonder what sort of a moron has actually insured the thing with her horrendous driving record??
* Here we go with the Utilise H to the Maximum over a break from his residential, the perfect opportunity to gather up hundreds of photos to use until next time he falls into her clutches.
* This is just wrong in every respect and not just because H is a GROWN MAN rather than a five year old - indeed it looks like she has crammed herself onto the edge of the bed whilst he is zonked-out on his medications just to get this photo for the Brain Deads with H none the wiser about it, hence why she is fully clothed with the weapons-grade filters churning around on this hideous image. Did she get Bong to take this "cuttteeeee" foter?? Its just revolting and so very wrong
* https://tattle.life/attachments/img_8301-png.3576938/ She's even doing her "Awwwlllll seksii" look with him
This second photo of her with Harvey in bed is getting her slaughtered though! Fucking good! Sick bitch!
* Remember also on that recent podshit she did, she stated that all her men end up being jealous of her relationship and cuddles with H? Well its quite understandable when you see this sort of thing which makes it incredibly hard not to read between the lines when we've all seen how inappropriate she is with H in public, furthermore it doesn't even bear thinking about her behaviours with him on the rare occasion theres not a camera shoved in his face nor any of the things that make Her Men recoil with disgust then react in horror. Then theres the negativity it brings to these shoddy "relationships" of hers that she immediately adds labels to that of (them) being jealous & possessive over MEEEEE!. In fact its just like she labelled PA as "controlling" when all he ever wanted was for her to stop drugging and shagging around. Its all Their Fault you see and NOT MEEEEE! of course
* Just take a look at it's face though, lying there doing her OF Face at her own ADULT, disabled son, where she's squeezed herself into his bed as he sleeps to capture these seedy images She knows damn well what she is doing though. She is goading people to ensure hundreds if not thousands of comments on her rancid FB page to get the traffic moving because skank knows this is controversial, & furthermore she's using exactly the same technique with the so-called mobility car fiasco.
Any publicity - be it good, bad or heinous - is good in her cheap books. It gets the pennies rolling in for MEEEEE!
* He's now almost awake as she grinds The Plastics into him This is just SO inappropriate - the last pic taken off the video showed her norks covered up but this one they're pressed right into him.....?!!! She's all over him in the video, prompting him to say he loves her - then she says he's going for a haircut today so that'll be another few hours spent in A Salon - and he's still got the excursion to the nail bar to look forward to................................ woo hoo............
* She snapped back on the last podcast that her some of her exes were just "Jealous of her relationship with Harvey" or the 'Holding his hand and cuddling him................' bit, closer to The Truth is she has been pulled by these various men that what she is actually doing is inappropriate but has chosen to accept her own opinion as Wot is Rite fer 'Arv Bear. Nobody ever questions her about this so of course she is proven to be absolutely right again
* The media are not playing Her Game though and have not taken the bait even though she is posting these awful sexualised poses with H to start a row to then accuse them of all sorts against MEEEEE!. It does seem they are'nt going to give her the publicity nor the satisfaction to do it because they do finally recognise Her Game from old - she wants to play The Victim, to rant on about people being sick for thinking those things 'just because he is disabled', plus how H is simply 'a mentally disabled child cuddling his mum' blah blah blah. Skank is doing it for clickbait but the mainstream press have not picked it up yet to give her a platform to stand and screech on
27.5.25 - This abomination is now "adorable" apparently! WTF!!!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-exciting-confession-35289676.amp
* Today's crap will consist of the usual B O R I N G rubbish because in fact she has nothing new going on with what she posts about Harvey, it’s always just the same old bilge, time & again:
Controversial "Adorable" pictures of her cuddling him, her seductively looking at the camera, closing her eyes, or locking lips with him (and yes KP, you have achieved your dream of getting your lips exactly like your Harv )
Feeding him cake, family packs of muffins, ice cream, huge plates of pasta/pizza/burgers/curries/chips to shut him up.
Harvey having a haircut and being "pampered".
Harvey sat in the back of the car with his iPad with no seatbelt on.
Videos of him saying how much he loves mummy or telling the dogs to shut the F up.
Sitting in that chair,, the only onein her house he's allowed to sit in
Today it will be frogs and birthday cake to get HER more attention in the press of course, ie "How can seksii MEEEEE! have a 22 year old son?".
* The one sentence picked up out all this garbage:
'"Katie conceived him when she was in a relationship with footballer Dwight, 53 - who brutally rejected Katie and his son following their romance in the early noughties.'
He 'brutally' dumped her....." did he? - thats a word of violent implications and now misused.
Its been well reported on here once DNA confirmed Dwight was Harvey's father he tried to be a real Dad to Harvey, he took them to meet his parents and make his son part of his family etc. but skank made that impossible once she realised SHE was not part of the deal with DY because her loony behaviour drove him away
* No mention in this bollockfest that dearest Katie callously blocked Dwight from seeing his son and no doubt still does it
28.5.25 - Another money-making scheme to use H. She has even created at Snapchat for H which will be another income stream for HER considering H has no idea nor gives a shit about SMs let alone USE them!
* and even more of this BS - On her SC, Harvey has gone to wake KP up as she's still in bed; She's definitely not staying with AFP (which we already know since AFP won't have H staying there because of his appalling destructive ways and he's not toilet trained). She says "You've already had your shower and eaten your muffins......", so must have a carer there too despite her always stating she has to shower him! Pretty sure he wouldn't have prepped his muffins himself either - but muffins for breakfast???.
* That FB rubbish, its the Harvey birthday exploitation in full swing Her hollering "DO YOU LOVE IT HARV, DO YOU LOVE IT???" & him replying "ohhhhh yes mum" & add to all that the comments of "awww he's so cute, you're a great mum, we love you Harvey" aaaaaaand the usual responses to anyone pointing out his size & what he's stuffing in his face, "You're a jealous troll.....you're ugly...... be kind...... he's got a medical condition...........it's his birthday....... he's allowed a treat..... blah blah blah" These morons are just as bad as the skank
* So is this new residential she has apparently lined up for H in Southampton? - it isn't! H's new place is in Littlehampton in Sussex and Southampton is his Day Care unit so it seems the local authority will be paying for the 90+ minutes transfer either way between the two for every day he attends!!! Couldn't she get him a place anywhere else nearer home or was he turned down by everyone? Either way H is very quickly going to be fed-up stuck in a car twice a day for three hours or more in total so cue plenty more smashed windows and violent outbursts It will not end well- but on the other hand this might just be another bunch of rabid LIES from it.

29.5.25 - She can't even leave him alone when he's asleep in the car either "Shattered" eh? More like dosed up to his eyeballs to keep him quiet on the journey back from the IoW
* "Harvey wanted MEEEEE! to....................." Yes that old chestnut again when what she really means is "I'll just film him and LIE about it again" You can see this is utter bullshit because IF he was actually "Doing the shopping" that trolley would be heaving with family packs of muffins, cakes, crisps & snacks plus Other Assorted Junk.
Total crap skanky and it just don't wash with us here!!
* It says H is with her next week.
*H gets hiccups in the nail salon (thats his "Treat" she promised him), she's saying to him "Are you interfering with my nails??" when he says about the colour. She is trying to get him to have his nails varnished too but he refuses to comply with Mummy's wishes.
* He is getting impatient waiting for her now.
* In the supermarket now & H gets hiccups again, Bong now with her,
* H is tired. Bong asks if H wants to go in the baby seat of the trolley which is a right pisstake when H won't even fit in the entire trolley!).
* Buys 3 bags of smiley faces, probably one bag per meal and other junk
* Going back to the video she filmed with the Alexa Incident - note what was said at the beginning of the video of him drawing a birthday cake. Before Skanky starts shrieking at him you can hear AFP croaking in the background "Where does he sit at home?" & mummy dearest replies "Ize got a chair for Harv at mine". We already knew that he's only allowed in that clearly knackered, busted-up chair & now we have the confirmation of fact from The Gob of Skank that her precious,, cute little 'Arv bear is basically only allowed to sit on that one busted chair
* More scintillating video Using Harvey. So she/the social media slave has posted a video of H in bed The phone is shoved in his face, and it's accompanied by the same monotonous back-and-forth...
KFP: "Where are you now Harv?"
H: "In bed."
KFP:"You going to sleep?"
H: "Yeah, with my froggies."
KFP: With your froggies?"
H: "Yes."
KFP: "You had a good day?"
H: "Good mummy."
As you can imagine, the comments from the are utterly nauseating
However, there is this amongst all the grovelling

Oh goody!!! More "shocking revelations" they say
1.6.25 Out in the Capri with no seatbelt yet again. Now who was it that made a big deal out of getting a vehicle he'd fit in and had seatbelts that would go over his vast bulk?

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
22.5.25 - Out with P who despite having only passed her driving test days ago is she already slipping into the bad habits of the birth-giver, ie. driving along filming herself & not concentrating on the road????!! Lets hope not.
25.5.25 - she's on a serious grovel around P recently - a serious campaign of love-bombing to get onto this alleged tv show the girl has landed; However, HOW and WHY even does she imagine anybody is jealous of her eh?? Deluded and deranged........
29.5.25 - getting ready to start the campaign to use P even more (especially as she has a TV show skank wants to elbow her way onto). Dad will be on particular alert now ..............
* Check this out from The Mail as regards skank's desperation to be relevant using P
"It comes after it was also revealed that Princess has opted against featuring her mum Katie in her upcoming ITV reality show.
MailOnline revealed that Katie, 46, will not appear on the fly-on-the-wall programme which will see influencer Princess, who turns 18 next month, become a celebrity in her own right but her dad Peter, step-mum Emily and older brother Junior are all to have parts in the series.
The programme will follow her work and home life as she prepares to reach the milestone age and last week, the popular teenager - whose father is Peter Andre - was spotted with a camera crew outside the London offices of hair styling brand GHD. A television insider told MailOnline: 'Katie will not be in Princess's show, the decision has been made and it's final. Princess loves her mum, and they have a great relationship, but the show is all about her work and home life.
Television bosses were adamant that nothing was to be 'staged' to include Katie as it would not be a real and truthful insight into her life. Cameras will be following her around as she continues to make waves in the highly lucrative influencer world up until she turns 18 at the end of June.
But television executives have been so impressed with the teenager that it looks set to be the start of her television career and clearly don't want her controversial mother to muddy her chances at becoming a household name"
* Gotta love the last line. Mummy will be frothing at the mouth, have steam coming from her ears and a thunderous fizzog! Even funnier - she'll be paranoid in the extreme. I wonder how she will try and blag her way out of it?
"Oh I'm far too busy with my singing career right now so I couldn't commit."
29.5.25 - https://go.skimresources.com/?id=143714X1608376&isjs=1&jv=15.7.1&sref=https%3A%2F%2Ftattle.life%2Fthreads%2Fkatie-price-468-oompa-loompa-doompa-dee-do-im-on-the-hunt-for-an-egg-that-is-nu.49620%2Fpage-13&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Ftvandshowbiz%2F35163613%2Fprincess-andre-trolls-peter-katie-price-10k-first-car%2F&xs=1&xtz=-120&xuuid=805c7633cdbb669014cbe8802803f7e8&xjsf=other_click__auxclick%20%5B2%5D
“Princess is very conscious of the fact her mum got famous very early in her career, so Katie is a big inspiration to her. Bagging her own TV show is a huge deal, but producers are keen to stress it is about her and not her famous parents. Both Katie and Peter are likely to feature, though it will likely be more as cameo stars.”
All those "my beautiful daughter" and "my handsome son" posts didn't work then Skanky?
* They're taking the piss if they think skank would waste any of "My Munney" on a car for P when she has to lease her own!
* Closer mag - skank's headline says it all! but then this one where it announces "You won't overshadow MEEEEE!" The sheer vanity of it knows no bounds but they used a suitably horrendous photo of the skank
30.5.25 - Be afraid Junior................... be very afraid! Mummy knows you have your own place now and Mummy is going to be homeless shortly.......
Won't that be nice for a young couple setting up home together, to have The Mother-in-Law-From-Hell move in on their domestic idyll with all her JYY crap, 8 pets, the Twinnz, useless Bong and her Only Granz?
30.5.25 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-fumes-princess-over-35311295 and this constitutes news does it??
and this one https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35184891/princess-andre-splits-boyfriend/ Not gone running to Mummy though has she?
31.5.25 - she's squeezing more mileage out of P than her poxy electric car! Heres more of it, but with a very large proviso here though - can you see Peter advising P that going on this sleazy show is a good idea? NAH
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15293522/katie-price-hint-princess-love-island-split/
* They're Twinnz though - who would notice the difference if skank turns up in place of P?
31.5.25 - and yet another dig at P? Its pretty bloody rich coming from the skank, purveyor of everything shite & rubbish.
Katie Price reveals row with Princess after teen splashes out £290 on a KEYRING after passing driving test | The Irish Sun
"Katie then joked that Princess was "turning into me," because she wanted "all sparkly pink" interiors in her car and her famous mum promised to buy it all for her. "She's a girl of my own heart," Katie gushed....."
2.6.25 - A mavish birthday present for Mummy from P - probably to make up for not allowing skank to barge-into her show because she doesn't want it fucked-up by MEEEEE! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-andre-spoils-katie-price-35320509

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
24.5.25 - up pops Slymi after a long absence. She must be due one of his special "working 'olidays" surely?
Yes indeedy, one of Slymi's special 'olidays servicing paying clients in Thailand again................ woo hoo ... but desperate times and no work means its time to rejoin the Slymi Freakshow. That way she can go whoring abroad for cash on another "Much needed 'oliday", one where where she apparently gets mistaken for Ekin Su or Megan Fox all the time, whilst he filters out his pot belly and 17 chins. Maybe Bong will tag along .... or will the cover story be getting over the breakup? ... Let the hilarity commence
* On the other hand, maybe not Thailand. There was a Celeb blind some time ago stating that "A zeleb" had been banned from the country for dodgy dealings, inference was to do with drugs - it sounded like Skank and oddly enough she has'nt been there since
27.5.25 - This one reappears for some mutual publicity
29.5.25 - heres another one of her coterie of grotty mates who is often hanging about with her, indeed he even did a couple of her dreadful arse enhancements. In fact she should be prosecuted too as she actively promoted him and probably caused many people to suffer at his hands as a direct result of her recommending him https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx0kxx22yyo
* Katie Price's butt lift injector BANNED from all procedures...after he left women with killer sepsis READ MORE: Katie Price's BBL specialist exposed for dodgy butt lift jabs
A celeb-backed liquid BBL injector has been banned from carrying out cosmetic procedures following a shocking BBC investigation and subsequent court ruling.
'Beauty consultant', Rick Sawyer, was found to be administering injections containing up to 1,000ml of dermal filler into clients' buttocks, despite not having a single healthcare qualification.
The president of the Chartered Institute of Environmental Health, Mark Elliot, today slammed the shocking and dangerous practices Mr Sawyer was found to have committed.
The regulatory framework has failed to keep pace with the increase in the prevalence of cosmetic procedures in recent years, fuelled by social media,' he said. Sawyer was exposed in a chilling documentary that saw him working out of a rented office block in London, performing dangerous procedures, that left women hospitalised with deadly sepsis".

Only Grans and Suchlike -
24.5.25 - She nevva does nudie stuff dontcha knaaaaaw.
"UNEDITED" though???? FFS
* Here we are - a sneak preview
31.5.25 - and heres her Amaaaaazin' announcement of the Top Secret Pwoject - she's doing AI generated porn!!! Using images of her from twenty-odd years ago the Brain Deads, Naked Rodney et al are really fooled into thinking this is actually skank NOW
No it's digital porn - she's too ugly for live action https://www.instagram.com/ohchatai/?utm_source=ig_embed

* She’s put the OhChat post on her Instagram Grid now, so a link to a porn chat site is sitting next to a photo of her with P, B & J,
1.6.25 - someone has commented elsewhere that "There is a photo doing the rounds of the grubbier sections of the internet with KP in Dubai with a sheikh's massive shit on her plastic tits" What another one??? When did it sneak into Dubaii then and did they make an exception for the skank seeing as she had such an important task to perform?
2.6.25 - Remember that skank does NOT do underwear foters nor anyfink like dat So whats this then eh? You'd think she'd keep that mess hidden away but oh no - its gotta show everyone how increds she is!! Its a nice view of her wonky norks and all the scars though

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
30.5.25 - the Irish Sun don't fanny-about after skank - they stick it to her!! Here they've lifted the whinge-a-thon from it's latest Crapcast about how those beastly monsters won't rent MEEEEE! a manshun even tho Ize minted!!! https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/15292187/katie-price-money-rent-bankruptcy/
1.6.25 -"They're using MY NAME agen!!!!" https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/35197731/katie-price-butt-lift-surgeon-ban/
2.6.25 - And skank is mentioned right at the end of this article
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/35158206/page-3-glamour-models-now-katie-price-kelly-brook/
Its still a foetid pile of shit though because she's still spouting the usual old LIES, yet despite her having the IQ of a sea slug the papers print it!, "£500 million in three years" she's hoping to make, that's Cristiano Ronaldo type wages @ £3 million a week- is she expecting some Saudi club to come in for her, put her up front and she's gonna start banging in goals (or turds?) ? Just how is she gonna earn that sort of money? Her best bet would be selling the Big issue outside the London Hilton or Harrods seeing as she's gonna be HOMELESS anyway