Katie Price #450 Tell it to my heart, I can feel my body rot, is this really love or just decay?

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i am now convinced that these bookings she as got she is turning up for nothing new agent just getting her publicity she is now saying that she is in Liverpool and Manchester 14/15 Feb so in 9 days time no club leaves it that late to book a guest appearance and no one as reported that she was booked to appear before this week
Maybe Mr Lineker, Rymi and Darth Jeyda have got her travelling around, dropping off and collecting ‘things’ under the guise of promo visits.

She’s sunk that low now, that anything is possible.
 
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She'll be nice and close to her other bessiest best frwend, Koketona. Hopefully they'll dress up and go out on the town and fall off a few pavements...
Talking of Katona, the latest tit from that deluded simpleton: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/kerry-katona-claims-she-offered-100955504.html
But it will piss madam off, KK calling Peter 'like a brother'. Of course, KK was offered £1 million to marry PA. o_O :ROFLMAO: :rolleyes: Wonder what Peter had to say about that, or was she intending hand cuffing him & dragging him to the registry office? The crap just keep's coming from the 2 UGLY sister's.
 
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Said she's been back in the studio, as had to record 20 club classics. She can't remember the words to one who song, so what could possibly go wrong with TWENTY!
 
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She's had to record 20 (yes, 20) club classics apparently.... Eat your heart out Kylie... You have very stiff competition.... (cough....)

 
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....?!!! Erm.... (Frumpy looks absolutely bored rigid....)

 
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She's had to record 20 (yes, 20) club classics apparently.... Eat your heart out Kylie... You have very stiff competition.... (cough....)

Frump looks surprised at the news , whereby she probably begged for arranged it. 20!!!! It takes her a whole day to attempt to record one song 🤣 the lies make me laugh, honestly
 
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Maybe Mr Lineker, Rymi and Darth Jeyda have got her travelling around, dropping off and collecting ‘things’ under the guise of promo visits.

She’s sunk that low now, that anything is possible.
That's a good point! Payment in kind ( ❄ ).
 
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Said she's been back in the studio, as had to record 20 club classics. She can't remember the words to one who song, so what could possibly go wrong with TWENTY!
I had a bloody shock this morning; Got into the car, switched on and guess what came hurtling out of the speakers?

"FINALLY". It was the real version though (CeCe Penistone rather than the screeching old boot)
It quite unnerved me for a moment though :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Said she's been back in the studio, as had to record 20 club classics. She can't remember the words to one who song, so what could possibly go wrong with TWENTY!
She would struggle with this one that co-incidentally appears to have been written about skank (altho skank is incapable of doing it's own hair nor plasterwork)

Still she can always fill-in with a few thousand La Da Di La Das to finish the track :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Said she's been back in the studio, as had to record 20 club classics. She can't remember the words to one who song, so what could possibly go wrong with TWENTY!
Going from Butlins to Ibiza to perform :rolleyes: 😭 😂 WOW ! I very much doubt she's performing at Ushuaia Club (we went when David Ghetta was DJ'ing). or Hard Rock. That's IF it's true. No way can she belt out 20 songs. The wailing Banshee can't even remember the words of 1 song, as you say DC & nobody would know what tune she's trying to crucify. She just keep's on lying, it's getting pathetic. :mad:
 
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Frump looks surprised at the news , whereby she probably begged for arranged it. 20!!!! It takes her a whole day to attempt to record one song 🤣 the lies make me laugh, honestly
It's the Butlins Singalong with Skank playlist isnt it 🤣🤣🤣
 
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i am now convinced that these bookings she as got she is turning up for nothing new agent just getting her publicity she is now saying that she is in Liverpool and Manchester 14/15 Feb so in 9 days time no club leaves it that late to book a guest appearance and no one as reported that she was booked to appear before this week
Wondering whether "club appearances" are the new plasterclasses for her to deliver money/drugs (or her entourage) - many similarities of being predominantly a long way from home in Northern towns, usually at backstreet clubs and venues and the arrangements never making sense that there seems to be zero profits after paying for travel/accommodation/food for her and her entourage.
 
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She's had to record 20 (yes, 20) club classics apparently.... Eat your heart out Kylie... You have very stiff competition.... (cough....)

At this point, it's just total LUNACY ...... her pea brain is so frazzled from the drink and drugs ... everything that comes out of that big mangled GOB is pure delusion, the ramblings of a person who has completely lost the plot, living in her own bubble, ranting a load of BS 24/7 with her equally stupid dumb lump of a half sister, enabling her lunacy and cackling away like the witch she is 🤷‍♀️ ... there is a plus .... I'm so enjoying this embarrassing downfall ... back in the day, people would take the piss of how low, someone famous had fallen .... ` what's she doing now? ... she can only get small gigs in pubs ` this is where ` pwiccee ` is .... bring on Butlins I say!!! woooo hoooo ... do ya lub it 🙌🙌 ` recording 20 club songs .... OH DO duck OFF YOU RANCID OLD HOEBAG .... AND WHEN YOU GET THERE ... duck OFF AGAIN and take that useless BIG BLOB edna with you `🙄

` Yea I'm doing der pubs ` ...... " cackle cackle " ...... How the mighty have fallen 🤦‍♀️
 
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At this point, it's just total LUNACY ...... her pea brain is so frazzled from the drink and drugs ... everything that comes out of that big managled GOB is pure delusion, the ramblings of a person who has completely lost the plot, living in her own bubble, ranting a load of BS 24/7 with her equally stupid dumb lump of a half sister, enabling her lunacy and cackling away like the witch she is 🤷‍♀️ ... there is a plus .... I'm so enjoying this embarrassing downfall ... back in the day, people would take the piss of how low, someone famous had fallen .... ` what's she doing now? ... she can only get small gigs in pubs ` this is where ` pwiccee ` is .... bring on Butlins I say!!! woooo hoooo ... do ya lub it 🙌🙌 ` recording 20 club songs .... OH DO duck OFF YOU RANCID OLD HOEBAG .... AND WHEN YOU GET THERE ... duck OFF AGAIN and take that useless BIG BLOB edna with you `🙄

How the mighty have fallen 🤦‍♀️
She is in freefall Anna - and I LUVVVVVV ITTTTT! WOO HOO!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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I genuinely don't believe she's getting anything more than £3000 absolute max for these appearances. More like £2000-£2500 & possibly even £1500. In my younger days I worked with a lot of cabaret acts that used to be on TV. The likes of Little & Large, Cannon & Ball, Jim Bowen, Duncan Norvelle, Linda Nolan, Brotherhood Of Man etc. I even had the misfortune of having to deal with The Chippendale's 🥴
I know how much these acts were & how much they were worth for what entertainment they provided.
Skanky is simply not good enough to be hired for a standalone "star performance". She is just a cheap filler with zero talent. She's alright to book for maybe 30mins to an hour to talk tit & badly sing a couple of covers. She's a washed up tit model that people will gawp at out of curiosity.

Butlins will be paying multiple artists per weekend who can ACTUALLY sing & do a proper set. So they're not going to be giving her more than £2000 for an hour of tit karaoke on a Sunday night.
 
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