Katie Price #270 She can't sing, She can't dance, and she's got the body of spongebob square pants!

[Whl1994]

High Guys ryte sew eye can fynhally hanownce wot shos eyme ownlee gawn an fakkin dooin aint eye Pete you bleep.
Wun. Sellebritee Shayve. Eyme gunna shayve me tash four charitee....ME!! Chnal For iz dooin it.
Too. Eyme Ha Fat bleep, Git Mee Howt Hov Heer....Free sellebritees, lyke wot eye ham, lokked hin ha MaccyDees hover nyte. Chanal For
Free. Striklee Cum Darnsin...Eyme ownlee gawn han bin celektid has da dislablabled wun cuz hov mee feat!! Keeeerun you wanka. BeBeCeWun

Sea yew soon guys!! Eye luv it!! Woo hoo! Pete you tossa.

 

[klairklopp]

It sounds like the title of her yet -to -be released single.

And you know it’s wrong MCB.You would have to enter the shop wearing a mask( hey, maybe a Batnan mask).And leave with your purchase in a plain brown paper bag.
Don’t be lingering near the scented candle range.Essence of Cole and Wylde Skank are not for you.

I keep imagining a skank version of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘This smells like my vagina’ scented candle

 

[Whl1994]

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[Rjaggers]

I keep imagining a skank version of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘This smells like my vagina’ scented candle

Fungi Fanny flaps

 

[Whl1994]

Fungi Fanny flaps

Kipper Klunge Karma

 

[klairklopp]

On the first clip KP is talking about a woman who asked if CW was single and KP brags about telling this woman ….even if he was he wouldn’t date a dog like you and that she/KP is so much better.
On the second post it shows Junior telling his dad (while they are sitting having dinner with Clare Powell) that his mum/KP says Clare is an elephant.

As ever it’s one rule for her and another for others, rather than lead by example.

Claire had the last laugh on this….. Karma’s a witch.

 

[SewerGrapes]

Same taste though isn't it you thick bleeping idiots???!!!!!

That's like saying instead of throwing some ham in between two slices of bread im going to start with a slice of ham then add bread to mix it up a bit.. these people honestly drain me..

Ooh, cheese on the top of the spaghetti then bolognese served with cheese on top I like that idea who thought it up one must wonder?
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Kipper Klunge Karma

'Just close your eyes, lie back and reach Karma'

 

[Glittergirlie]

Congratulations @Glittergirlie on the winning thread title

Katie Price #269 Skanky has got her license back, will Sinky be given the sack?

Thank you and what a lovely surprise xxx

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

why on earth would he want to join the coppers ? i know hes spent a lot of time with them lately with his cell visits etc.,but i dont think he wants to be one , i know he got the uniforn and very large trunchion though

He had a nice little black thong to go with his police gear too, IIRC

 

[flowerpotno7]

He had a nice little black thong to go with his police gear too, IIRC

oooh mrs b, you havn't subscribed to his only fans have you ?, saucy girl
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Ooh, cheese on the top of the spaghetti then bolognese served with cheese on top I like that idea who thought it up one must wonder?
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'Just close your eyes, lie back and reach Karma'

wait untill they try cheese , then sauce,then cheese, then spaghetti, then cheese, then plate, the thick cunts will realise when it falls on their feet

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

oooh mrs b, you havn't subscribed to his only fans have you ?, saucy girl
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wait untill they try cheese , then sauce,then cheese, then spaghetti, then cheese, then plate, the thick cunts will realise when it falls on their feet

Nope I haven't subscribed, I think it was one of the past threads here had the pic, he was in police gear and a thong

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

Nope I haven't subscribed, I think it was one of the past threads here had the pic, he was in police gear and a thong

Did he have a big truncheon Mrs B?

 

[ChiRie]

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Making reels now if she has had her hair done today, it already looks a mess!

What a pile of slop

 

[PoopooKaKa]

Wasn’t this how Pete lost princess tho - the cocaine addition and constant sexualised photos lashes etx ? It’s exactly the same here - if KH can get drug tests then he has all the rest of the evidence. A quasi porn star encouraging an 8y old to pose in raunchy kit in the media and directly read comments directed at a porn model would never be ok to a judge. This is 100% sexualisation. Hope Kh can get an emergency order and get her removed poor kid

I keep imagining a skank version of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘This smells like my vagina’ scented candle

I've got it on good authority the best seller is Smoked Kippers & Sweaty Bumhole and coming in at number 2 is A Sweaty Coke den mixed with bad decisions.

 

[DC16]

Katie Price fans all say the same thing about the bizarre way she makes spag bol

WHILE Katie Price isn’t exactly known for her culinary skills, she has been impressing fans with her top tip for making a spag bol. The reality star whipped up the popular dish with her own t…

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[Rita Chevrolet]

KP is understandably offended when people mock Harvey but thinks it’s funny when she does it to others.
She’s got some nerve putting others down about their looks, does she look in the mirror.

Delusions of her own self-importance; In any case nobody wants SB anyway so skank can keep him.
I'm just gobsmacked at the fawning little twit interviewing the thing - who is this moron anyway?
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Katie Price fans all say the same thing about the bizarre way she makes spag bol

WHILE Katie Price isn’t exactly known for her culinary skills, she has been impressing fans with her top tip for making a spag bol. The reality star whipped up the popular dish with her own t…

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No doubt its after a cooking show or slot on Steph's Crapped Lunch to demonstrate her expertise in "Cukkin fer a famli like wot I duz Anawl!"

 

[Parry1988]

Also here’s the clip mentioned the other day where Junior tells his dad what KP calls Clare and poor Clare is there with them. Sorry if it’s already been posted.

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Ah thanks I tried a few times to share it here but it just kept disappearing. It's such a sad clip

 

[Gullri]

I hope you don’t find me too judging here but this is my opinion-
I think Kieran doing Only Fans sets him up for scrutiny. Because he goes further (from being naked) from what I ve heard with dildo in his butt and so on.
Even if the law says this or that, as a father it makes him vulnerable.
More vulnerable than a woman. Also, Katie’s only fans is no penetration and dildos or so from what I understand.
What I try to say is, it looks bad to general people (police and social people are just like us) and all this makes him vulnerable to attacks from Katie of all kinds. If I were him I’d close my only fans account and try to look like an angel

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Also here’s the clip mentioned the other day where Junior tells his dad what KP calls Clare and poor Clare is there with them. Sorry if it’s already been posted.

Ah thanks I tried a few times to share it here but it just kept disappearing. It's such a sad clip
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I can’t watch it maybe cos I never use Tik thingy,what does Peter say to Junior?

 

[Parry1988]

Ah thanks I tried a few times to share it here but it just kept disappearing. It's such a sad clip

I can’t watch it maybe cos I never use Tik thingy,what does Peter say to Junior?
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Junior says KP told him that clare is an elephant. Pete is mortified clare just looks sad for junior and Pete then Pete says to junior
When you are with me junior what do I tell you, ( he says you tell me to love everybody and be nice) Pete then says yes I tell you to love everybody and be nice because you have your brother and sister and you will have to look after them and protect them from people who might not say nice things ( something along those lines) Pete looks genuinely upset that junior has been subjected to KPs childish bitter games , poor little junior just looks so confused and sad. What a difference it made to junior and Princess life, having a dad that got out of that toxic environment and gave them a Stable loving upbringing