Katie Price #360 The Bailiffs came hip hip hooray! Now finish the job and take her away!

[Emlou80]

That top she wore reminds me of a really old Puma top Mr BothamFarter had which had been in a box in the garage for years. It was ripped and smelled slightly musty from being out there, so I suggested it went in the bin. It was not in tip-top condition. I imagine KP's smelled similar and it looks like she found it in a box too.

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patch up those holes gorgeous one and MrEmLou would happily pay £80 for it on 80s casual classics and strut around at nearly 49 telling me about his lads lads lads days high flying city professional but you can’t take the boy out of Loughton

 

[KK77]

The fact she only sings the odd line shows her inflated grandiose sense of self and it's exceptionally hilarious whilst also having me squint with embarrassment. I'm probably even worse souding on the karaoke tbf, but I know how bad I am and no way would I miss any lines

Ah Micky, you are mistaken. She doesn’t only sing the odd line, she only screams the odd line x

 

[InflateyKatey]

Katie Price finally confirms romance with MAFS hunk JJ Slater

KATIE Price has finally confirmed romance with MAFS hunk John Joe Slater. It comes after the pair were first seen “getting close” in the booth of Bobby’s Bar in Newcastle earlier this …

www.thesun.co.uk

Didn't take long to get in the press.

MAFS "Hunk" A Hunk And His Skunk

 

[SmillieKylie]

OK, here's a cringe fest of the worst of the photos I got of her, thankfully this phone can snap a picture while recording video, got some crackers mid shout etc.
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Ok, that's probably aboutbthe best picture of her, as it was touched up even more she has been physically.

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I imagine there are a number of photos of her with her hand in this position.
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Some good shadows on this one!
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Ain't got a caption for this one.
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That moment when you're not sure if you put extra Tenna lady pads in the over night bag, either that or she shouldn't have trusted that part.
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The zoom on this phone is awesome, given how well it captures moon craters, I knew it would be up for this task.
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Getting punters on stage for some kind of club 18-30s type "game", this will be in the long video upload later. Ain't putting this crap on my personal youtube account, just the one created for here, no way I'll dirty up my youtube with it.

I had a sterilise my phone in Isopropyl Alcohol in work today after subjecting to this night.
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A good head on her shoulders, she's no neck in this one.
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Trying to keep order amongst the people she got up on stage.
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Maybe contemplating life choices
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Looks kinda like any other random Chav at this distance.
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The act is falling apart as she fails to herd (coming around from anesthetic) drunk cats.
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Door staff ousting the last of the punters from the stage.
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And she's off...
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Well, that's all the interesting photos done, I'll get that big video upload soon.

This is how every Red Top article should be written about her, brilliant stuff

 

[MrJayneDay]

I want to see a [USER=374225]@MrJayneDay and @Stan Butler bromance grow (no sinks required)

thank you for taking one for the krusties team #couplesgoal

I may have a go at making vegetable models, who knows.

 

[Sandyclaws]

Due to the level of Harvey’s understanding, it would be doubtful any charges would be brought. He would be lacking in mental capacity so it couldn’t be proven that any intent to harm was meant

If someone like Skank took him somewhere, knowing his behavior issues, and something happened, could they be charged?

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Me too, the seal that performed with Peter Andre was outstanding.
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Yes she was offended when Kieran did the same. She was also offended when she couldn’t nail Peter for doing the same with Clare.

If someone hurt me I'd never in a million years carry on like this, wouldn't give them the satisfaction for a start. It's her life's work. Needs to learn to shut up and get over it, keep things in proportion.

 

[Lancashirelad]

Ah Micky, you are mistaken. She doesn’t only sing the odd line, she only screams the odd line x

Oh she does the odd line alright, old collapsy nosed fucker

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Well done mr & mrs jd you are both legends

 

[SmillieKylie]

As we ’excitedly’ wait for the OK magazine exclusive about Skank and Kryten, I asked AI ChatGBT to write one for us. I gave it some prompts, as you can probably tell Let’s see how close ChatGBT is to the OK magazine version…..

 

[MickySpoon]

I couldn't put my finger on why she was reminding me of my dad in this latest outfit (sorry dad)....and then it hit me... he's a mod and she reminds me of a manaquin advertising Lambretta clothing!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

As we ’excitedly’ wait for the OK magazine exclusive about Skank and Kryten, I asked AI ChatGBT to write one for us. I gave it some prompts, as you can probably tell Let’s see how close ChatGBT is to the OK magazine version…..

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'hunky Lego headed man of action'

I think Katie Bot might need more prompts for swearing and screaming 'I lav ittttt'.... then it would be bang on.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

As we ’excitedly’ wait for the OK magazine exclusive about Skank and Kryten, I asked AI ChatGBT to write one for us. I gave it some prompts, as you can probably tell Let’s see how close ChatGBT is to the OK magazine version…..

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Is this the best thread ever...?!! I've been laughing all afternoon. Thank you Smyllie.

 

[Lifestyle86]

I think she may well have been giving her flange a quick scratch or making sure her Tena Lady was in place.... (Sorry Mr Jayne, please don't leave us...!) I can quite see her getting a part in the next Shrek movie after this stunning performance too....

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Here comes Haystacks getting in to the ring to wrestle her opponent!

 

[tracey3871]

Stupid cow. She put it in the public domain. Content you post to social media is public and then ultimately the rights belong to facebook / Instagram because it's posted on their platform I get the sense KP has riled her up here on one of her rants about how the press are stalking her.....and the baybay. Kp was probably trying to blame the media for making up the story but we all know she's using the baybay for clicks. It's like slapgate all over again, telling Carl the nasty media forced her into doing the photos!
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'She was totally besotted with Pete and any sense of reality had been lost'. Jeesus AFP, it's so bleedin' obvious your daughter has major issues!
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It won't happen. It's the usual hoovering nonsense. KP is trying to make contact with Jodie. This is desperate beyond measure

' I never actually had a problem with her and if she reached out, imagine if we both did an OnlyFans''

Let's not forget that Carl's teenage preference was Jodie ... she is needling him
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Just watched the clip of her “singing” on Saturday. She basically sang “show me love” as the chorus and verse, didn’t know the words Thick useless twit. At least if you’re gonna ask to sing and let’s face it, she probably requested that song as it seems to be a fav of hers, at least learn the bleeping words.

She doesn't even learn the words to a song if she is PAID TO ... eg.PANTO

 

[AimlessShameless]

As we ’excitedly’ wait for the OK magazine exclusive about Skank and Kryten, I asked AI ChatGBT to write one for us. I gave it some prompts, as you can probably tell Let’s see how close ChatGBT is to the OK magazine version…..

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Brilliant, only thing missing is "When we reached out to Kryten for a comment, he replied that he would need to check what he was allowed to say"

 

[mrspig99]

OK, here's a cringe fest of the worst of the photos I got of her, thankfully this phone can snap a picture while recording video, got some crackers mid shout etc.
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Ok, that's probably aboutbthe best picture of her, as it was touched up even more she has been physically.

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I imagine there are a number of photos of her with her hand in this position.
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Some good shadows on this one!
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Chin chinnedy, chin chinnedy chin chin cheroo...View attachment 2781741

Ain't got a caption for this one.
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That moment when you're not sure if you put extra Tenna lady pads in the over night bag, either that or she shouldn't have trusted that part.
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The zoom on this phone is awesome, given how well it captures moon craters, I knew it would be up for this task.
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Getting punters on stage for some kind of club 18-30s type "game", this will be in the long video upload later. Ain't putting this crap on my personal youtube account, just the one created for here, no way I'll dirty up my youtube with it.

I had a sterilise my phone in Isopropyl Alcohol in work today after subjecting to this night.
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A good head on her shoulders, she's no neck in this one.
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Trying to keep order amongst the people she got up on stage.
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Maybe contemplating life choices
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Looks kinda like any other random Chav at this distance.
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The act is falling apart as she fails to herd (coming around from anesthetic) drunk cats.
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Door staff ousting the last of the punters from the stage.
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And she's off...
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Well, that's all the interesting photos done, I'll get that big video upload soon.

That's the big problem with these type of events though, the organizers encourage people to 'get there early' due to 'limited space' etc which is all just a rouse to get them to drink copious amounts of alcohol while waiting for the 'star turn' to arrive! Then when they do finally turn up the crowd is so rat arsed that they are hard to control!

 

[tracey3871]

I don't think he owns it. He's not named on the company documents. Maybe it's just a promotional thing?

Photo of him in there once
.. he owns it ... by the law of instasham influencers

 

[EL1976]

If someone like Skank took him somewhere, knowing his behavior issues, and something happened, could they be charged?

I shouldn’t think the CPS would bother accepting the case. Very hard to prove malicious intent if someone has an existing medical condition that causes them to lash out when they are experiencing distress or sensory overload

 

[JaynieDay]

@JaynieDay - I think I speak on behalf of many of the krusty ladies (and Stan) when I say that Mr Jaynie is now our hero.


Two of my favourite songs ruined. @JaynieDay i think we are all a bit in love with your husband. I will stress the following disclaimers 1.this is in a non tampon pulling way as we don’t love him as much as we love you 2. we follow the girl code 3. We are not toe pointing models of 30 years who look 22 4. I want to see a @MrJayneDay and @Stan Butler bromance grow (no sinks required)

thank you for taking one for the krusties team #couplesgoal

Thank you, and thank you all - MrJaynie is blown away by all the lovely comments. He is a treasure (even IG I don’t tell him often enough, he is my hero and treasure too). I am a very lucky Jaynie. I don’t mind sharing him in a non tampon pulling way I’m not the jealous type - I know I’m loved, I know I’m lucky enough to have married a good, decent man whose heart is true. Poor Skanky, I feel sorry for her in this regard, she never feels secure in her relationships, Pete adored her and she couldn’t appreciate what she had. She kept having to look for more eggs to try and silence her insecurities and internal inadequacies. I’ve never felt that, I am enough as I am.

I will keep encouraging MrJaynie to post and join in as he has a wicked sense of humour as you can possibly tell from his posts.

JJ is tiny in person! He could hide behind Skank and you would miss him. His little man bag never leaves his side, but is that because he is a newly diagnosed T1 diabetic? He probably has a blood sugar monitor, insulin and needles as well as a sugary snack/drink in case he needs a sugar boost. I won’t mock him for that. Being with madam could be dangerous for his diabetes considering her diet and that he doesn’t seem to have a very strong character. He looks like he couldn’t stand up for himself against her, particularly when you take his recent TT live where he said he couldn’t talk about their “relationship”. He comes across as a pushover, or is it just purely that he is that desperate for fame and attention? I can’t stand desperate wannabes, they make me feel