djjazzyjeff
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Helen Anderson #19: overfed, her subscribers are dead, lunas disappearance filling us with dread
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Tom_Nook
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When you hit 30 you suddenly change, it's like a switch being flicked. You start getting bad hangovers, buying multiple hoovers and doing the housework becomes a quirky personality trait.
I woke up the day after my 30th birthday surrounded by all the new appliances I'd bought. I actually started bleeding Zoflora but luckily I was so hungover I didn't even notice.
Tom_Nook
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A lot of popular recipes/ go-to meals often have meat as an ingredient, especially for people who have always included meat in their diet. When first transitioning to vegetarianism/ veganism it's much easier to make switches and use meat alternatives, such as using meat free mince in a chilli instead of animal mince.
Some people who are veggie/ vegan like the taste and texture of meat but don't eat it because of the ethics/ environmental factors. Having meat alternatives is also a great way for meat eaters to make small changes as well and makes the change/ decision to become veggie or vegan more accessible.
Oh Jesus, you're one of them. You know what people moan about vegans but I actually think people like you are worse.
Not going to start a debate on veganism because it's OT however I've been vegan for four years. Best thing I've done and I will eat meat substitutes if I want to. Why don't you bugger off and go and eat your dead carcasses
Lunamoon22
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WELCOME TO THREAD #18
BEDROOM SNACKING, CONTENT LACKING, WHEN WILL FIWL BE PACKING?
Big thank you to everyone who suggested titles and voted.
Congratulations to @lhb120 for the most voted title with a total of 104 votes!
BEDROOM SNACKING, CONTENT LACKING, WHEN WILL FIWL BE PACKING?
Big thank you to everyone who suggested titles and voted.
Congratulations to @lhb120 for the most voted title with a total of 104 votes!
PREVIOUSLY ON QUIRKERZ...:
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▷"I'M SELLING T-SHIRTS. WHAT SIZE ARE THEY? WELL I'M A 14 AND A COMPULSIVE LIAR, SO JUDGE OFF THAT
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- The band is busy making more merch than music and are now selling t-shirts for £25
- One of the selling points was that the shirts are sustainably produced, but it doesn't fit with our fast fashion ASOS "ambassador" influencer Helen.
- Lists her merch before her music because that's where her priorities lie
- Goes on about how she's amazed she sold out so quickly... but she only ordered like 100 shirts in the first place
- Gets multiple comments asking for a size guide, but she just keeps saying that she's a size 14 and is modelling a large because she likes her shirts baggy
- Only has a size S left, but instead of telling people the actual measurements, she just guesses that they'd probably fit an M person
- The size guide for the company supplying her the shirts was found and it seems like Helga was trying to hide her real size
- Posts a close-up shot of her neck and necklaces instead of the t-shirt
- Posts a story and pathetically #ad's herself
- False advertises the shirt by pulling it in to make it look more fitted
- Makes Fiwl awkwardly pose in the shirt, he looked like a wet water goblin. Reminding us of how the song lyric is about her ex-boyfriend, Mark.
- Matchy Matchy! Remembering the time she dressed up Joe in the same outfit
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▷"WE AIN'T AN ONLINE SHOP"
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- The greed is real when she rushed to put up a pre-order to sell more t-shirts, before even seeing if it was a possibility to get more stock.
- After 3 days of grabbing people's money on her pre-order shirts, she announced that she had to refund everyone due to a stock error (because she jumped the gun and didn't check before trying to sell as much as she can)
- EMBARRISINGLY claims that "WE AIN'T AN ONLINE SHOP" while selling items... in an online shop
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▷I CAN ONLY WRITE MUSIC IF YOU BUY MY SHIT, SO HERE'S MORE OF MY SHIT. BUY IT.
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- 3 days after selling t-shirts, she starts selling her THIRD merch item, another poster for £20 (+£5 P&P)
- This another limited run, she only has 50 in stock, but this one isn't selling so well for someone who has over 300k followers on IG - she's only sold 29 prints in 15 days
- She and Ben went out specifically to a screen printing place to make these posters, she posted a picture of herself indoors with no mask on and making out with the print place owner's dog
- Also shows how Ben can't wear his mask properly
- This merch is released at the same time as she promotes her t-shirts in her haul video where she says when people buy her t-shirts it helps her create music
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▷"I'M A FULL-TIME WORKER AND A FULL-TIME LIAR"
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- Claims in an interview that she's a "full time online lifestyle content creator"
- On her merch website she claims that postage may be delayed because they post items out themselves alongside their "FULL-TIME JOBS AND WRITING MUSIC"
- In her Packing and Pies vlog our "full-time worker" goes to the gym, food shopping, films a quick video talking about her pubes from her bed, goes to a bakery, eats a pie, eats a doughnut and then ditches "work" to go skating with her skating group and breaks covid rules by meeting more than 6 people
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▷NEW MUSIC VIDEO SHOWS BREAKING COVID RULES & RACIST UNDERTONES
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- Releases a new music video which was shot during lockdown
- It shows Helen and Ben not social distancing and standing close together. This was most likely filmed at Helen's house with her green screen
- The caricature she describes as the villain of the video, a "strange, sinister, hitchhiker" is has qualities of racist portrayals of black people in cartoons with the nose and the big lips style
- The video also shows stock/news footage of forest fires and house fires which is in very poor taste considering the recent Californian wildfires
- She thinks the girl in the video is her, but the character is skinnier than Ben, doesn't have her hair or nose ring or tattoos... ...In her 'FASHION FAVES & NEW IN' video, she went on the spend for new clothes, but she doesn't want to call them hauls (because of the backlash), but they are hauls.
- Still claims that she's a size 14 and describes her clothing as being roomy and baggy on her
- Slurs, gurns, stumbles and incoherently rambles her way through the video as if she was drunk or high
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▷AGONY AUNT IS BACK, THANKS TO TATTLE!
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- Tattle asks what happened to her Agony Aunt series?
- 8 hours later Helen is announcing that her Agony Aunt series is returning, she totally doesn't read Tattle BTW lol.
- She weirdly labels it episode #1, is she forgetting that she has already done an episode?
- Still uses clickbait in her thumbnail
- Gives her usual advice of "JUST DO IT", while she gurns, stutters and slurs her words - as if she was on something... again
- Complains about people having an issue with her last Agony Aunt video, where she used clickbait to get the views
- On a question about finances, she stupidly asks the person "why do you want to build your finances?"
- Glamorises antidepressants but telling people to just go on them, that they're wasting time and the potential just waiting and thinking about taking them, says she can't stop raving about them and how they make life easier and it should be normalised like taking paracetamol
- Gets into a debate with a commenter who tells her that her comments in the video are dangerous
- She responds that she wasn't glamorising them and that she would like to chat with this person in more detail, just not on YouTube comments
- Gets comments asking if she was high in the video, also comments critising her "advice", she replies to some before deleting them all
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▷LOCKDOWN IS OVER, LET'S DO EVERYTHING WE CAN AND STILL BREAK COVID RULES
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- Claims she went on her first "outing" of the year... as if the bitch has stayed at home all this time.
- Goes out day drinking with a bunch of friends. Passes her dogs round everyone
- Keeps posting about the pub on posts that have nothing to do with a pub...
- Breaks covid rules by having her family indoors when she dyed and styled her niece's hair... again
- In her Taking Back Sunday vlog, she posts quality content such as picking up shit for 2 minutes and then goes out to various pubs with mates
- Not content with just seeing her friends, family and having pub crawls, Helen organises a skating gathering where she invites anyone and everyone
- She organises another skating meet up for anyone and everyone, where at least 7 people turned up
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▷QUALITY CONTENT: HERE'S HELEN PICKING UP A TON OF DOG SHIT
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- In her TAKING BACK SUNDAY vlog she films herself picking up a heap of dog shit in her garden
- She also films Fiwl struggling with the lawnmower and muttering to himself in his clip-on chin mic
- Gets comments on how the dog poo picking and Fiwl's lawnmowing was the highlight point of the vlog
- Minnie comments "You can tell Fiwl was raised by generations of great women"
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▷"INTITLEMENT"
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- On her TAKING BACK SUNDAY vlog she gets a comment calling out her privilege and attitude about the lockdown and saying that some people have lost family members, they wished Helen would see what a fortunate position she was in.
- Helen replied accusing the person was ignorant and then had a rant about it on her IG
- On her IG rant she uses the toxic "BE NICER TO STRANGERS" phrase ironically after taking a screenshot of the comment to post on her IG and then bitch about to her followers in hopes that some of them will stick up for her
- The original comment got a couple of comments from Helga's molluscs but eventually got deleted from the comments section (probably by Helga because the comment was generating more likes)
- She thanks her molluscs for responding to the original comment on her video saying that it's not okay to make people feel bad if your issues aren't as bad as their issues...
- HOWEVER, Helen has previously asked people to pit against each other in a "who has it worse" scenarios... in her "WHAT NOT TO SAY TO AN EXTROVERT" video she asks people who has it worse? A person with social anxiety or a person who's extroverted? Her comments section called her out for the ignorant comments which she deleted most of the comments but replied to some that she wasn't making a comparison, just a general comment...
- She has also been commenting about how influencers have had it worse during the pandemic because of the increase in criticising comments.
- "ALEXA PLAY THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND TINY VIOLINS"
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▷DOES HER THIRD VIDEO ABOUT HER PUBES
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- In her Laser Hair Removal she can't be arsed to get out of bed to film the video
- Lists off different names for a vagina and has to inform us that her dog has a "bean" vagina
- She has
- She's previously done 2 other videos about her pubes, saying the exact same things
- Rants on about how she hates pubes and how her ass hair made her uncomfortable
- Backtracks and says "if yer like yer bush, keep yer bush"
- Mocks people who say it's too much money to spend in one go
- Shows footage of her getting laser done with informative stuff such as how to open the front door, how to pose in your glasses and how to screech like a banshee
- Ends the video with a weird crotch rubbing session in her period pants
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▷JUST TAKE THE FUCKING COMPLIMENT, GUYS... AND SAY FANK YOU!
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- In her How to Accept a Compliment video she rushes a video out during her lunch break and lets us hear all the gross noises by talking with her mouthful
- She has the weirdest pose in her thumbnail
- In this poorly laid out video she rambles on about the same points over and over
- Says you have to accept compliments even if you don't want them and rants on and on about having to say thank you to compliments and how you have to give them back to people
- When she gives a compliment she fully expects the other person to give it back to her, and will get upset if they don't
- Goes on a rant on how we shouldn't the phrase "I made an effort"
- Mocks people who don't agree with the compliment and yells "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY FANKS, MAN?!"
- Her views on compliments are very black and white and her video had some problematic points such as sexual harassment excused as compliments - by Helen's logic you have to say thank you and return the favour even if it makes you uncomfortable
- Posts an IG reel about her compliments video, ironically uses Ariana Grande's Thank U, Next
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▷HAS A HEALTHY SUSTAINABLE RELATIONSHIP WITH EXERCISE... THEN HURTS SHOULDER
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- Claims she has a developed a "healthy and sustainable relationship with exercise" 11 days into gyms being open, yet can't ever do anything alone and couldn't exercise during lockdown
- The video of her running spawned some funny memes:
1. Running out her PT sesh to enjoy a 4,000 calorie meal and 7 pints #earneditbabes
2. When someone suggests pub, food and grubby rule breaking
3. *Hears Fiwl in the snack jar*
4. *running to the comments to ensure they all think I'm a size 14*
5. Mini Magnum
6. Running away from responsibility and accountability
7. Quantity over quality
8. Quick, I gotta put moor printz on me wall
9. Rushing to comment on her own video as Minnie
- One week after her video of her "exercising" she posts on the Norwich Roller Girls FB group that she can't skate because she hurt her shoulder
- She then begs people to let her come meet them to take photos and videos for her Norwich Roller Girls IG account because she reeeeally wants to post daily, but no one is sending in anything for her to post
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▷IS DAIRY FREE... EXCEPT FOR WHEN SHE EATS CHEESE... AND MINI MAGNUMS... AND MILK CHOCOLATE
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- In her New Vlogging Camera vlog, she mentions that she's now dairy-free
- Says that the thought of having cows milk freaks her out
- But she is still going to have cheese, milk chocolate and basically any food item that has milk in it
- Says she is becoming more and more conscious about consuming and is cutting down... as she's unpacking her B&M haul of useless tat and foods wrapped in plastic
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▷SAME STORY, DIFFERENT BLOKE
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- In her Packing and Pies vlog she films herself throwing a childish strop because Fiwl won't put up a curtain pole because it's late and he's tired. Same argument, different bloke
- She complains on IG that Fiwl ignored her message about her wanting a donkey, the time of sending looks like he was at work and was probably too busy to reply or was so fed up of her quirky shit that he couldn't be arsed. Either way, it's the same complaint, different bloke and yet another example of how pathetic, desperate and needy she is with men.
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▷OTHER QUIRKY THINGS
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- "Imagine how fucking square their kid's head would be"
- "I've cut off my circulation but I'M VERY HAPPY"
- "She's just like Melissa McCarthy in Thunder Force"
- Copies Sophie Floyd's YouTube video on a make up look and puts out a shittier tutorial on IG which took her multiple attempts
- She mistakes Ireland for England when she tags Lidl GB celebrating "nice work" when it was Lidl in Ireland who are combating period poverty and partnering with Homeless Period Ireland
- Josie's boyfriend looks like Grace
- The super mollusc fan and the Aioli
- Yells "WREN!" at a bird who's living in her roof and is clearly not a wren
- She organised her wardrobe, but it still looks like a shit tip
- "Full-time worker" Helga wants M&S to be involved less in their lawsuit and get to making her more kievs
- A girl from her skating group comments about Helga falling over 17 times in a row
- Her outfits look more and more like ‘unexpected 3 night hospital stay / discharge chique’ by the day
- She's travelling back to London to get her hair done because she didn't learn anything from the criticism last time she went and she doesn't give a shit about the government advice of keeping it local
- Her weekend roundups are all about food, showing how many different groups of people she can mix within a short amount of time and lots of quirky filters
- Her sister idiotically blows out candles on a birthday cake, because covid can't reach you if you spit on a cake
- Spells spag bol as "spag BOWL"
- Spends well over £1,000 on her bedroom makeover, then drops £700 on a brand new camera
- Makes a bunch of excuses for buying yet another new camera and compares herself to a builder needing to buy tools
- "Nobody has eyes that scream 'guy in a hostage situation' like Fiwl"
- Fank U, Next - The Helga Version by @ekl2000 & @Tom_Nook
- Gets a comment about Fiwl looking like the lead singer from Little Big... it's worth the Google
- She's still doing her "LUNCH DESERT" thing and still can't spell DESSERT
- Gets gifted Moonshine and thinks the pouring lid is a so she can drink it neat as if it was a straw - despite it clearly being lablled as a POURING LID
| IG WEEKEND ROUND UPS: |
| 1. Friday 9th - Sunday 11th April |
| 2. Friday 16th - Tuesday 20th April |
| 3. Friday 23rd - Tuesday 27th April |
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Shesaidwhat?
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Owing to the heartbreaking absence of our glorious leader @Lunamoon22. I give you this feeble attempt.
Luna please come back
VIDEO SUMMARY: Who is more likely to???? AD
No description but this is a sponsored video by Hello Fresh in which Helga and Fiwl answer who is more likely to questions as asked by fans
KettleVision continues as the video begins with Helen making a cup of tea (in other shocking news tomorrow is Monday)
Next a half asleep looking Helga shouting “FIWL”
A half arsed “Yeah?” is his response
“Will you help me pick what to have for tea?”
FIWL then comes into the kitchen enthusiasm is radiating from him
“Hello Fresh came earlier and we’ve got four to pick from?”
“Ok”
“That’s like a side innit?” Fiwl questions as he reads the sheet
“It says side” Helga confirms as she mumbles something about late lunch
She then reads out the choices and they eventually decide on creamy mushroom pasta with balsamic rocket.
Helga then asks Fiwl if he’d like to help and replies “he can chop some stuff” whilst looking like he’s about to burst into tears.
Next Helga gives us the lowdown on her & Fiwl’s Hello Fresh journey
“We’ve been getting Hello Fresh now for well since last year now, I’m so happy we’ve started doing it especially now me & Fiwl are trying to be a bit more vegetarian” (apart from when they have a meat feast Dominos pizza to cure their hangovers)
*She waffles some more about Hello Fresh*
“Could he be any louder?” Helga asks the camera as Fiwl starts to rustle and bang and crash his way through her speaking to camera.
Next Helga suggests a game as Fiwl serenades the mushrooms he’s chopping.
“Ok” replies Fiwl
“Well it’s not really a game it’s more like a who is more likely to”
“Out of me & you yeah?” Asks Fiwl ( No Fiwl Helen and the fucking wall)
Dinner is then served up and they big up Hello Fresh some more
Next they’re in the dining room where we’re treated to random umms and “creamy” not much conversation, Fiwl however bless him is trying his best to make the conversation about how amazing the food is sound spontaneous and none scripted (he fails).
Next Helga decides to make some cards for their not a game game, and we join Fiwl in the garden looking bemused over the fact they have two cards each.
Question 1: Who is more likely to to let the server know they’ve received the order wrong?
They both hold up cards of their own name ( going well so far)
“ I said me” says Fiwl
“Really?” Asks Helga “why?”
“When I go out for dinner, I get really annoyed, it’s not like, not really annoyed but like disappointed if it’s wrong” Fiwl explains.
Question 2: Who is more likely to choose the film/series at night?
Helga winsflawless victory
“Impeccable taste” boasts Helga “yeah” replies Fiwl through gritted teeth
Question 3: Who is more likely to demolish a multipack of crisps?
“Crisp man” shouts Helga as they swiftly move on to the next question.
Question 4: Who is more likely to get annoyed at small things?
“You get annoyed over small things and think about things and get annoyed and talk about them forever” Helga informs him.
Question 5: Who is more likely to pick their nose and eat it? 
Of course Helga wins this one “I love picking my nose” she exclaims proudly.
“Eating bogies it’s just like gross I remember doing that when I was a kid” Fiwl replies trying to hide his disgust.
Question 5: Who is more likely to say sorry first?
“Hmm we’re both pretty bad at that” says Fiwl as he ponders his answer.
Helga is eventually declared the winner.
Question 6: Who is more likely to go to bed first?
“I like an early night what can I say? Asks Fiwl as he’s declared the winner and gets a forced smile from Helga.
Question 7: Who is more likely to save the day?
“It depends in what context” says Fiwl
“Where you going to say me?” Helga asks excitedly
“Nah” replies Fiwl as he chooses his own name.
Question 8: Who is more likely to clean the bathroom?
“I don’t think you’ve ever cleaned the bathroom” says Helga as she rolls her eyes towards him
“That’s cos you actually like doing it, it’s not my job apparently” retorts Fiwl (it’s getting frostier between the pair as the questions continue).
Question number 1000 I mean 9: Who is more likely to own the parcel that’s been delivered?
bickering ensues as Fiwl says oh easy and chooses Helen
“ I don’t know think of the car parts that come through the house” ( I’m guessing she means to)
“ That’s a drop in the ocean compared to the parcels you get on a weekly basis”
The argument continues without reaching a definitive answer ( how will we cope without knowing?)
Question number 10: Who is more likely to suggest sexy time? (Clearly a Minnie question)
“You’re like a dried up prune” Helga tells Fiwl
“Yep” replies Fiwl
Question number 11: Who is more likely to make the bed in the morning?
Helga accidentally Fiwl probably because Fiwl is hard at work whilst she lays in bed, Helga wins.
Fiwl then describes the pointless bed cushions. “ they just go from the floor to the bed every night, then back on the floor...”
“Yeah but you’re not home to look at them” replies Helga ( oh to be an influencer ey Fiwldo?)
Question number 12: Who is more likely to say sorry after an argument?
Although Fiwl wins he sheepishly tells Helga “you do but you get angry for longer”
* an awkward silence ensues*
”I’d say both says Fiwl backtracking faster than the speed of light.
“I don’t like arguing” says Helga argues
Question number 13: Who is more likely to give a compliment to the other person?
The question doesn’t get answered Helga pulls a face and says “I think I just love you more” and is met with complete silence from Fiwl.
Question number 14: Who Is more likely to be a pain in the arse?
“I’m glad we could agree on that one” Fiwl says noticing their answers match.
“Why am I a pain?” Questions Helga
“ I dunno” replies Fiwl
“No I retract that you’re a pain in the arse” Helga says eyeballing him
Question number 15: Who is more likely to hold a grudge?
Helga fumes as Fiwl whips up her name before holding her own name up
“ I’m coming across as an awful person, I’m annoying, I’m argumentative, I hold a grudge she complains”.
Question number 16: Who is more likely to pass out from drinking first?
Helga wins (of course)
Not only have they given up reading the question out fully they’ve stopped explaining their answers so on we go.
Question number 17: Who is more likely to give in?
Helga whips up Fiwl’s name before Fiwl half arsed flashes his name to the camera muttering “just for an easy life”
Question number 18: Who is more likely to eat cold beans straight from the tin?
“You’d eat anything” announces Helga as Fiwl wins.
Question number 19: Who is more likely to fart in the supermarket?
They declare this a draw
Helga then says she might make a cup of tea and ask if Fiwl would like one?
He replies “ a decaf something” and rushes on to the next and sadly not final question.
Question number 20: Who is more likely to lick a bin lid for £1000?
“I’d do it for less than a grand” Fiwl proudly boasts.
Question 21: Who is more likely to take the last slice of pizza?
“We know that anything food related is going to be Fiwl” says Helga (are you sure?)
Question 22: Who is more likely to be Prime Minister?
“ oh that’s a tricky one” says Fiwl turning to see what Helga has answered before realising it’s probably not worth the hassle of disagreeing.
Guys I’m sorry there is more questions about Guinness world records where they discuss farting and petting other people’s animals and but I can’t put myself through anymore of this for a second time.
Luna is a complete and utter saint how she does this is an absolute mystery and her shoes are unfillable.
Luna please come back
VIDEO SUMMARY: Who is more likely to???? AD
No description but this is a sponsored video by Hello Fresh in which Helga and Fiwl answer who is more likely to questions as asked by fans
KettleVision continues as the video begins with Helen making a cup of tea (in other shocking news tomorrow is Monday)
Next a half asleep looking Helga shouting “FIWL”
A half arsed “Yeah?” is his response
“Will you help me pick what to have for tea?”
FIWL then comes into the kitchen enthusiasm is radiating from him
“Hello Fresh came earlier and we’ve got four to pick from?”
“Ok”
“That’s like a side innit?” Fiwl questions as he reads the sheet
“It says side” Helga confirms as she mumbles something about late lunch
She then reads out the choices and they eventually decide on creamy mushroom pasta with balsamic rocket.
Helga then asks Fiwl if he’d like to help and replies “he can chop some stuff” whilst looking like he’s about to burst into tears.
Next Helga gives us the lowdown on her & Fiwl’s Hello Fresh journey
“We’ve been getting Hello Fresh now for well since last year now, I’m so happy we’ve started doing it especially now me & Fiwl are trying to be a bit more vegetarian” (apart from when they have a meat feast Dominos pizza to cure their hangovers)
*She waffles some more about Hello Fresh*
“Could he be any louder?” Helga asks the camera as Fiwl starts to rustle and bang and crash his way through her speaking to camera.
“Ok” replies Fiwl
“Well it’s not really a game it’s more like a who is more likely to”
“Out of me & you yeah?” Asks Fiwl ( No Fiwl Helen and the fucking wall)
Dinner is then served up and they big up Hello Fresh some more
Next they’re in the dining room where we’re treated to random umms and “creamy” not much conversation, Fiwl however bless him is trying his best to make the conversation about how amazing the food is sound spontaneous and none scripted (he fails).
Next Helga decides to make some cards for their not a game game, and we join Fiwl in the garden looking bemused over the fact they have two cards each.
Question 1: Who is more likely to to let the server know they’ve received the order wrong?
They both hold up cards of their own name ( going well so far)
“ I said me” says Fiwl
“Really?” Asks Helga “why?”
“When I go out for dinner, I get really annoyed, it’s not like, not really annoyed but like disappointed if it’s wrong” Fiwl explains.
Question 2: Who is more likely to choose the film/series at night?
Helga wins
“Impeccable taste” boasts Helga “yeah” replies Fiwl through gritted teeth
Question 3: Who is more likely to demolish a multipack of crisps?
“Crisp man” shouts Helga as they swiftly move on to the next question.
“You get annoyed over small things and think about things and get annoyed and talk about them forever” Helga informs him.
Of course Helga wins this one “I love picking my nose” she exclaims proudly.
“Eating bogies it’s just like gross I remember doing that when I was a kid” Fiwl replies trying to hide his disgust.
Question 5: Who is more likely to say sorry first?
“Hmm we’re both pretty bad at that” says Fiwl as he ponders his answer.
Helga is eventually declared the winner.
“I like an early night what can I say? Asks Fiwl as he’s declared the winner and gets a forced smile from Helga.
“It depends in what context” says Fiwl
“Where you going to say me?” Helga asks excitedly
“Nah” replies Fiwl as he chooses his own name.
Question 8: Who is more likely to clean the bathroom?
“I don’t think you’ve ever cleaned the bathroom” says Helga as she rolls her eyes towards him
“That’s cos you actually like doing it, it’s not my job apparently” retorts Fiwl (it’s getting frostier between the pair as the questions continue).
Question number 1000 I mean 9: Who is more likely to own the parcel that’s been delivered?
bickering ensues as Fiwl says oh easy and chooses Helen
“ I don’t know think of the car parts that come through the house” ( I’m guessing she means to)
“ That’s a drop in the ocean compared to the parcels you get on a weekly basis”
The argument continues without reaching a definitive answer ( how will we cope without knowing?)
“You’re like a dried up prune” Helga tells Fiwl
“Yep” replies Fiwl
Helga accidentally Fiwl probably because Fiwl is hard at work whilst she lays in bed, Helga wins.
Fiwl then describes the pointless bed cushions. “ they just go from the floor to the bed every night, then back on the floor...”
“Yeah but you’re not home to look at them” replies Helga ( oh to be an influencer ey Fiwldo?)
Although Fiwl wins he sheepishly tells Helga “you do but you get angry for longer”
* an awkward silence ensues*
”I’d say both says Fiwl backtracking faster than the speed of light.
“I don’t like arguing” says Helga argues
The question doesn’t get answered Helga pulls a face and says “I think I just love you more” and is met with complete silence from Fiwl.
“I’m glad we could agree on that one” Fiwl says noticing their answers match.
“Why am I a pain?” Questions Helga
“ I dunno” replies Fiwl
“No I retract that you’re a pain in the arse” Helga says eyeballing him
Helga fumes as Fiwl whips up her name before holding her own name up
“ I’m coming across as an awful person, I’m annoying, I’m argumentative, I hold a grudge she complains”.
Helga wins (of course)
Not only have they given up reading the question out fully they’ve stopped explaining their answers so on we go.
Helga whips up Fiwl’s name before Fiwl half arsed flashes his name to the camera muttering “just for an easy life”
“You’d eat anything” announces Helga as Fiwl wins.
Question number 19: Who is more likely to fart in the supermarket?
They declare this a draw
Helga then says she might make a cup of tea and ask if Fiwl would like one?
He replies “ a decaf something” and rushes on to the next and sadly not final question.
“I’d do it for less than a grand” Fiwl proudly boasts.
“We know that anything food related is going to be Fiwl” says Helga (are you sure?)
“ oh that’s a tricky one” says Fiwl turning to see what Helga has answered before realising it’s probably not worth the hassle of disagreeing.
Guys I’m sorry there is more questions about Guinness world records where they discuss farting and petting other people’s animals and but I can’t put myself through anymore of this for a second time.
Luna is a complete and utter saint how she does this is an absolute mystery and her shoes are unfillable.
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Lunamoon22
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Helen, no its not because you "don't enjoy it"
People get that impression from the shit you pulled just days before mandatory masks were going into effect, you still made excuses for not wearing them. And there were a large amount of comments asking you not only to wear masks, but to also stop touching your nose and mouth and then items in shops that you didn't intent to buy.
You are anti lockdown from your "lockdown is bullshit" comments and the pure fact that you can not stay at home. Even during the lockdown you found pathetic excuses for going out but always blamed breaking lockdown on the fact that the shops were open for essentials. An iPad, an air fryer, "I'm bored" days and going to a supermarket to buy shit for homeware hauls are not fucking essential. You could have ordered that shit online and just stayed at home - just like the rest of us.
There's no secret that you broke (and continue to break) covid laws all through the pandemic.
So shut the fuck up, get a mask that actually fits your thick fucking head and doesn't fall off every 3 seconds, oh and wash your goddamn hands you absolute gremlin.
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h0neybee
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As much as some of the comments she gets make me nauseous, some of them restore my faith in people too. Also “hundreds of thousands” yet she gets 10k views a video
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Has anyone actually seen Helen do any growing as a person? Genuinely? What growth has she actually shown?
Also go OFF this person
Lunamoon22
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This one of her has to be my favourite
The gunt
The gunt
Tyla73
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I don’t think that people expressing the hope that a poster is ok when that person has been a central presence in a series of ongoing threads covering over 18 months and then suddenly isn’t around is ‘too much’. Many people who post here view Tattle as a community. It would be pretty shit if no one noticed or said a word given the contribution that Luna makes to these threads.
Albert_Chris
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Lunamoon22
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Helen on Thursday: "I'm going vegetarian, there's no meat in the house and I'm cutting out cows milk because it grosses me out. I'm emphasising on moderation is key and I'm being more conscious about my intake of food and alcohol"
Helen on Sunday: "I've been drinking ALL DAY yesterday and I'm hungover as shit and need to eat a whole meat pizza"
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fr3nch13
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She really wasn't kidding when she said he was winging it...
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I don't want to derail this thread about Helen so just a quick answer to your question.
I've been veggie for 17 years and intend to stay vegetarian for life. A lot of us (myself included) stop eating meat because we don't want to consume dead animals, doesn't mean we don't miss the taste/texture of some meats (or meat based dishes) we grew up eating.
Fake meats area a good alternative to enjoy something you like (when you've been so long off real meat you can't tell the difference) without going against your principles.
Now that being said when you know how to cook properly you can make your own versions of dishes with beans, pulses, tofu/tempeh etc... as processed stuff isn't ideal in one's daily diet.
I hope that explains it, not trying to fight
To go back to Helen: as a long standing vegetarian in a long term relationship with an omnivore I call BS on her shopping being more expensive. Meat is typically the most expensive food in a shoppers basket... She's just buying enough food for a family of 5 because she's gluttonous.
Also, and sorry for the very long message, she used to wing her content when she first started YT because she had a full time job at Mr Shoes back then.
Now that she hastily improvises her videos with zero preparation and rushed editing, what does she do with the rest of her day??
Genuine question... Depression naps? Day time tv watching? Day drinking?
How isn't she going stir crazy?!