Helen Anderson #17 is divorced, is a smoker, is ready for Fiwl to impreg with his poker

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If someone recommended you something you'd never heard of, wouldn't you just google it before heading to Sainsburys in wonderment, on a mission from helga? Friggin weirdo.
 
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Sigh. For anyone contemplating laser, please definitely wear the googles, make sure you don’t have tan or actual sun tan as it won’t work properly, and do some research before using any affiliate links she’s planning to post in the future. Not all places are good, so definitely shop around. This woman... I have no words.
 
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We've seen that footage before! She's already said all of this and covered nothing new. View attachment 540500

ETA sorry, I've not seen her rubbing her pants before. That's definitely a new one.
She said the same tit in her video here too. It made for great Vlogmas content 🤣




All i could think of is that they look like the lace Modibodi period pants
She is on her period so most likely. I'm just glad we didn't have a close up of her panty liner hanging out again. 🤢

Luna if u need therapy after the video watching I will pay for it x
🤣🤣🤣 Aw thanks if I start having nightmares about Helen's giant hairy bum crack I'll let you all know!! 🤣🤣🤣

I'm still laughing at her describing her hair growth as growing "RAPIDLY AND QUICKLY!" My flatmate and I have been yelling that to each other this evening and he just threw in a "...AND FAST" 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Ben, your nose is out.

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Mask off indoors, spreading her Covid kisses 🤢

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This is so unnecessarily...



They've been up on the website and advertised on their IG for 7 days now and have only managed to sell 16 out of 50. 🤣

Three merch items from a band with only two singles... 🤢
 
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She could have used her new artistic skills to do small graphics to overlay on the video to show difference in skin texture. (Not even detailed, just the outline). But nooo. My eyes.
 
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I've just seen that she did this. What an idiot. 🤣

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Shattered from taking 4 days "off" to paint a wall, visit a bunch of pubs and socialising with friends and family.

Full time influencing is soooooo hard, man. 🙄
The reason this was done by Lidl Ireland is because here in Dublin Ireland our homeless people situation is out of hands and I know the people behind this. Of course she thinks Ireland is in the uk. Maybe look the famine, English people murdering us for not speaking English and ya know 1916. Cow.
 
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The reason this was done by Lidl Ireland is because here in Dublin Ireland our homeless people situation is out of hands and I know the people behind this. Of course she thinks Ireland is in the uk. Maybe look the famine, English people murdering us for not speaking English and ya know 1916. Cow.
For some reason this popped into my head on my walk to work today and I just got really angry thinking about the fact that she puts so little thought or effort into things.* She's just plain ignorant. Then I got mad because someone I don't know from the Internet ruined my walk to work. Maybe Helen should pay for our therapy? 😂

*like how hard is it to even tag the right people? She's such a slob.
 
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How is she not embarrassed to go on the internet and do that? Talking about how you love tweezing your pubes and rubbing your pants to show it isn't spikey? Like... words fail me.
 
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How is she not embarrassed to go on the internet and do that? Talking about how you love tweezing your pubes and rubbing your pants to show it isn't spikey? Like... words fail me.
I’m proper chuffed, I get a new profile pic of Hagrid’s minge
 
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How is she not embarrassed to go on the internet and do that? Talking about how you love tweezing your pubes and rubbing your pants to show it isn't spikey? Like... words fail me.
The fact that she a) showed it, and b) for want of a better phrase, was rubbing herself.. What the actual duck? 🤢
 
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We can start a gofundme
i think the hair removal operator could do with some therapy after that too. She’s now rocking back and forth telling her loved ones ‘YOU DONT KNOW BECAUSE YOU WERNT THERE MAAAAN!!!’
 
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I know she wanted the whole click bait shocking thumbnail but how unnecessary was it for her to do that too 🤣🤣 it’s just more really odd behaviour from her
 
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This is purely, utterly disgusting. Shameful. Just because you can talk about something online doesn't mean you should. The close-up of her rubbing herself was just plain vile. If this was my sister/friend/daughter I would be mortified. We all know that the no body-hair anywhere-thing is a trend and will probably be over in a couple of years. What is she going to do then, get affiliate links for merkins?
 
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I know she's exploited every aspect of her life for youtube but pretty much getting your vag out to see if it brings in the views is something else. Nobody cares that you get your fanny lasered Helen, believe me!!
 
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This is purely, utterly disgusting. Shameful. Just because you can talk about something online doesn't mean you should. The close-up of her rubbing herself was just plain vile. If this was my sister/friend/daughter I would be mortified. We all know that the no body-hair anywhere-thing is a trend and will probably be over in a couple of years. What is she going to do then, get affiliate links for merkins?
She's really fluffed what could have been a really informative video.

It's a shame that there was no real discussion about her choice to remove all her hair. It's a personal choice for everyone, but questioning why you feel like your body should look a certain way and being aware of any societal presaures is definitely worth acknowledging, especially for younger viewers if she has any.

A video broken down into clear segments could have been really good, for example:
Previous hair removal techniques and personal choices to remove body hair
Why she decided to get laser and considerations to be made (cost, the fact it's permanent)
WHY does she feel self conscious about it? Maybe make it clear that the person you're sleeping with/ other people seeing your body should never make you feel embarrassed about having body hair because it's normal and that removing it should always be your own decision
MAYBE EXPLAIN WHAT IPL IS!
What research she did and why she chose the clinic she went to
What to expect (to be fair she did show those weird clips)
How often she went and what changes she noticed every time (Even filmed after each appointment, which it looks like she intended to do at some point)
Anything else to be aware of/ that might be helpful to others before booking laser hair removal
Is she happy with the results/ would she recommend (again, her rubbing herself suggests that yes she is very happy)

Instead we get Helen sitting in her bed, wearing her daytime clothes, barely able to string a sentence together and then rubbing her crotch. The whole thing was badly prepared and lazy, but that's her brand these days so no surprise there. If you're going to talk about something and keep telling us you'll make a whole video about it then at least do it properly.
 
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