Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
Hurrah! In epically good timing, @Smeghead’s suggestion wins the Thread Title competition. You know what you win, don’t you? Sorry about that but at least you can just go and buy them straight from Morrisons and bypass the
In the last thread, Jack had a chaos and then deleted it and is now...
Congrats to the Marvellous Mr Maven @Geetbo for the thread title! You win a selection of Jack's old make-up in a jar. Sorry.
'Pipe down, Socktopus' was a very popular choice for thread title, but it's perhaps a tad too 'playing to Twitter'. Sorry!
Jack was powned by someone on Twitter re her...
Thanks to @shugabug23 for thread title suggestion. Inspired by Guest herself in full TOOT TOOT mode 🤢
Your prize is first dibs on the yummy Coronation quiche Jack has been slaving over for many days now.
C Lit fest came and went. According to Guest she just droned on about herself as usual...
Thread title unwittingly suggested by @traumatised sideboard and nominated by @Valiofthedolls and wins with 48 votes.
I can’t arsed doing a re-cap….do you want me to stop breathing?
Now fuck off.
Thread title by a squig and @I'm not actually here and nominated by @Hollaaa and @BlendedSlop
Prizes are unspecified threats in email and brown envelope format and an invite to a Lit Fest that may or not be going ahead.
Recap; I can't be arsed but luckily @DianeAbbotsMojito delivered a fine...
Welcome everyone to thread 490! As Paddy says on Take Me Out, “No likey, four ninety!”
Congratulations on the thread title to lovely @Emmapism !
Come on Jack, list the things!
Emma P, you win an Easter Egg of your choice, (egg hunt and weird scabby tinfoil optional).
Everyone else…
In...
*Please read in Dave Lamb's voice*
Welcome to another thread, that brings us ever closer to the monumental 500 figure. Rumour has it this is how many sideboards Jack really has but WFK?
The gloriously apt title is by @BlendedSlop and nominated by @Valiofthedolls, Sterling work my fraus. Prizes...
Roll up roll up and welcome to another thread about Tattle's favourite boring old coke hag.
Thread title by an incredulous squig and nominated by the tasty @Jelly Bean
As far as recaps go, I don't have much to offer (much like Jack, sign up for my patreon). She's supposed to be appearing with...
Thread title CCJ squig's words nominated by thread title demon @Brian Butterfield congrats, you win a whole pig's head. I know you're vegan but so is Jack and she's making it work.
In the previous thread:
Jack turned up to the diversity awards wearing those horrid pleather leggings and with...
Congrats on your thread title @chizontiz who nominated Jack's own words. You win a vat of aged brawn. Tuck in, dear heart, it's on its last legs.
Jack's coming back strong with a quirky story that totally happened about someone at a bus stop overhearing her talking on the phone to a friend...
Thanks to dear heart @Marmalade Atkins for thread title suggestion. Jack made this startling revelation on her confidential official ouchy shoulder report. The startling bit being nobody realised she had ever used anything else due to SLOP.
(Your reward is all Jack's unwanted forks and knives)...
Welcome to new thread title by @GigglePops nominated by @Mr Krabs
You both win a signed copy of thrifty kitchen.
Jack is sort of lurking, claims not to have moved, but the canal are undecided on the validity of this claim. She was recently on the wireless once again wanging on about stuff for...
Thanks to @Griftymcgriftface for the thread title - words by Jack herself: ‘The ~plans~ are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking … plus ca change 🤣’
Typing those tildes pained me considerably.
Grifty, you win an air fryer. Jack doesn’t, as she’s already given away two for...
As you were.
Jack remains silent (socks aside) and the canal is entertaining itself in its usual hilarious manner.
Thanks to @Livia Fantasy for the inspiration for the thread title, and to @DisgruntledGoat for nominating.
I do hope someone makes all of Jack’s thread titles into a...
Welcome to our new thread. Words are the title of Jacks recent podcast interview with Social Change, smartly found and nominated by our dear heart @Veronicaaa, congratulations V, you win a Paper Mate flex grip ultra so you can continue to write beautiful quarter hacks.
Any more chat from the...
Welcome dear heart ninnies.
Title by @Valiofthedolls and nominated by @MancBee.
I don't have a recap but Jack has been mithering about toilets and pens. Nothing new there.
Carry on and keep pulling the grift apart.
Thread title from @Mr Krabs nominated by @Emmapism. Congrats to the both of you, your prize is front row seats to the Tattle trial which will definitely be held now that the crack team of paralegals is on it again. Honorary mention for @Valiofthedolls nominating a squig for 'a fraud who sells...
Thread title by a squig, nominated by our fragrant Mavis Beacon! You win a cash generating dog (when I’ve figured out how to make mine do that).
Jack’s back! after an absence of a week, she’s come back in full snark s**cide baiting mode, claiming to have been VERY DEPRESSED for two months...
Welcome to our new thread SHE’S BACK!
Congratulations to @Valiofthedolls for the words & nominated by @Shimmering - you both win a 30p meal from Lee who is also OBSESSED with Jack.
Jack reactivated yesterday but had us all on tenterhooks waiting for the first tweet. We waited and waited and...
Congratulations to @elepal for the winning thread title, created by @phoebuscartel asking ChatGPT to write " a recipe for Jack Monroe's chicken with lingreenie, the recipe should include an inexplicable egg and Eamonn Holmes" (full masterpiece of AI here...