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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. Geetbo

    Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

    Thread title by ME inspired by a neckbeard. For my prize i shall have a night with Andi Peters and Gorka off Strictly. Update - all quite on the Southend Front so we are currently doing Jack as fish. Enjoy x
  2. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #468 Remove my photo! Warned!

    Welcome to the latest review of the trials and tribulations of our plucky smol pixie Special thanks to @Griftymcgriftface for the excellent thread title inspired by an angry blue squig flailing about the hellsite. You win a dusty carton of Aptamil from 2013 and a slightly rusty spoon. After a...
  3. Dogmuck

    Jack Monroe #467 Tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket

    Full title “The amount of tragedies that seem to befall her, you’d think her life was written by Lemony Snicket” shortened to fit, delivered by @The carlin nominated by @Smol Pixel - you both win a random green chair. Mention for title winner - Unfortunately she still has to wake up as Jack...
  4. Hollaaa

    Jack Monroe #466 I'm heterosexual so I'm buying a guinea pig for Gary Wilmot

    Thread title nominated by @Lumpyspaceprincess and coined by JennyNumNums. A singsong under a bridge to the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to you both. In the last thread, Jack had a meet cute with a busker, downplayed her ancient sideboards (not a euphemism) and was still on for suing 30p...
  5. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #465 Unlike Jack Monroe, Jacinda Ardern doesn't need emotional support sideboards

    Thread title a squig's words nominated by @Brian Butterfield you get some weighty whirls of whimsy that I've just whipped up. In the previous thread: Jack managed to make Jacinda Ardern's resignation all about herself by talking about her relentless gaslighting nefarious usual suspects and how...
  6. Dogmuck

    Jack Monroe #464 Twitter isn’t compulsory ya prune

    Thread title words by @Elsie Ben Felyn originally “Twitter isn’t compulsory you dickhead” amended to remove the swears. Nominated by @Livia Fantasy @Archduchess of Luxembourg and @Lucy Aeroplane Congratulations, you all get to sit on the original BBC big red sofa in the foyer of Media City...
  7. Smol Pixel

    Jack Monroe #463 Is she on the game for Farrow & Ball?

    Thank you to @Veronicaaa for this not at all libellous thread title (see the question mark). And to @blurstoftimes for nominating it. Help yourselves to some paint tester pots. Jack has been boring us all to tears with paint chat, but I’ll have you know she’s NOT buying Farrow & Ball, she’s...
  8. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #462 Tectonic plates make less fuss about moving

    Congrats to @Elsie Ben Felyn on your winning thread title nominated by both @Raydog and @Madonna_Claws you all win a wild camping trip to view the northern lights. In the last thread: something boring about liking colours and that somehow being related to autism. If you're new please read the...
  9. Witchfinder Sargeant

    Jack Monroe #461 Addiction cosplay from a peddler of monetised fairy stories

    Post title by @Foxvint nominated by @Livia Fantasy Please see the pink button wiki if you are new here, and please nominate new thread titles after post 500, no swearsies. Jack is dropping hints about people lending her their nice holiday cottages so she can "make memories" with her son after...
  10. FlirtyThirty

    Jack Monroe #460 Foghorn Beghorn

    Thread title by @Emmapism nominated by many Fraus because LOL. Please see the pink button wiki if you are new here, and please nominate new thread titles after post 500, no swearsies. Brief catch up on the last thread (some events may have occurred previously but do you want me to STOP...
  11. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #459 That westboro baptist church penis wig will haunt her forever

    Today‘s fantastic title is brought to you by @blurstoftimes and nominated by the fragrant @Brian Butterfield You each win a 10 year old tweed jacket from Tesco. Wiki is the pink button up there, nominate new thread titles towards the end of the thread, :) Chaos continues! In an attempt to...
  12. MoistenedGussets

    Jack Monroe #458 This addled lie factory is on another level

    New thread made in honour of @fishyfishfish Slightly edited to remove 'Gak' as it's slang for Drugs I didn't think a tread title would be the best place to accuse JM of being Drug Addled. Please forgive and shoot me at Dawn Recap wise... Holy Moley Baths Of Cash.. And she wants to talk...
  13. Smol Pixel

    Jack Monroe #457 She paused her degree but not her Patreon

    Cracking title by @AlwightDallin and nommed by @Christina31, @MoistenedGussets and me 😂. Prize is one of honourable Frau Andy’s slopalongs. The chaos has finally slowed so the grunkers can try to catch up and Jack has revealed that she IS going to be writing a memoir and THAT was what her “not...
  14. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #456 I’m surprised she didn’t nick the coins from the bath

    Thanks for the title go to @BenignNarcissist for nominating the words from a squig (have no idea if this is a bad squig, I haven’t done my due diligence). You win a bath full of tuppence! Extra, extra, read all about it! Jack was featured in The Guardian, The Times, The Daily Mail yesterday...
  15. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #455 Her voice is so nasal she could be wearing a nose peg

    Thread title nommed by @Brian Butterfield, honourable mention to ‘Tattle was right’ by @Five hundred dogs, it was a wee bit early and i’m not sure we’re allowed to be that meta? Pls keep thread titles towards the latter half of the thread and no swearing in them if you don’t want us to STOP...
  16. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #454 Grifty Kitchen - Written apparently in all seriousness

    Thanks to dear ninnies @WoolyMammoth and @Nurseali for thread title nomination. From an article in The Times about the book 😂 Your prizes are ring pulls to superglue to the bags of your choice 🥰 Well the :poop: has truly hit the proverbial as The Guardian have now turned on their smol pov...
  17. Smol Pixel

    Jack Monroe #453 she doesn’t need a colander. There are enough holes in her story

    Congrats to @noweverythingsucks and @jenny2603 for bringing us this banger from a squig. You both win a colander to save you from the carabiner and s-hook hack. It’s been a wonderful day on the canal. Grifty Kitchen is barely over 24 hours old and Pan MacMillan and Trussell Trust have distanced...
  18. Dogmuck

    Jack Monroe #452 Pulped Fiction

    Thread title nomination by a relatively new frau @bracrumbs - congratulations 🥳 you win a signed copy of Jack Monroes, released today, book Thrifty Kitchen, sadly it will not include any #Jackhacks that may result in you losing or scolding any of your body parts cos they’ve been taken out by the...
  19. HotesTilaire

    Jack Monroe #451 Hospital is free at point of use. Tin openers are not. Poverty is difficult!

    Welcome to the new thread, it’s Grifty Kitchen publication day 😁 roll up, roll up, for some recently revised hints and new recipes! Yes, the ebook was withdrawn and hastily revised to remove reference to opening a tin with a small knife, or using a cloth with 4 carabiners and an s-hook as a...
  20. Shimmering

    Jack Monroe #450 Slop! Hammertime!

    Welcome to thread 450. Title by @Satisfying Click nominated by @Raker and @MavisBeacon Recap: Jack has flounced from twitter after people made fun of her for her dangerous and ridiculous "hacks". It's Grifty Kitchen eve! Publication day is tomorrow. The ebook is still MIA, presumed pulped.
  21. usefullyuseless

    Jack Monroe #449 Jackie Allslop

    Congratulations to @Hollaaa for the winning thread title. Your prize is an old squash bottle filled with dryer water. TOOT TOOT. Mini recap: Jack's new book is getting roasted more than her ma's DIRE potatoes. Meanwhile the canal is having the best time. Continuez s'il vous plait Wiki is the...
  22. Smol Pixel

    Jack Monroe #448 The first ebook to be pulped in history

    Thanks to @Geetbo for the thread title, nominated by @heretoreaditall2019. You both win a book of your choice from Jack’s 2022 reading list. Jack had a lovely relaxing new year with a hundred sausage rolls and a party of people who definitely weren’t imaginary. Grifty Kitchen is IN THE SHOPS...
  23. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #447 Can’t even tell the truth about owning her own book

    New thread, new year, new … Jack? Thanks for the title go to @Pantomimehorse for this post https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-446-egg-rings-in-america-wo-ah.36244/post-13297440 and @Emmapism for nominating. Do you like sausage rolls? You both win fifty of them. Jack hailed in the new year...
  24. Hollaaa

    Jack Monroe #446 Egg rings in America WO-AH

    Thread title from Jenny Nums via an assist from the Archduchess. Something from Viv's (actual RIP) wardrobe for each of you. In the last thread we got a preview of Jack's new book and it's jam-packed with truly Byronic content. Read the Wiki, new fraus. Could this be the last thread of 2022...
  25. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #445 A criminal, liar, fraud, grifter and all round heartless asshole

    Welcome to thread 445! Congratulations to @Terrible for the nomination, and @Valiofthedolls for pointing out the ridiculousness of the words from @Jack_M herself In the last thread, chaos! *insert Elmo flames gif here* Would anyone care to recap please? For newcomers, hi! Please check out...