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Jack Monroe #481 The turnip does not pop up far from the swede
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Sliding in to say my Harold is listening to Mr Ballen podcast and he just said WALRI. Right on time for the new thread.
Gott ist gutt, mein schmetterlings.
Gott ist gutt, mein schmetterlings.
I can’t stop wondering how this is possible
She looks like a bleeping caricature of King Charles
She looks like a bleeping caricature of King Charles
From the end of the last thread...
That's not necessarily Jack deleting and adding accounts - it could also be people she follows deleting their accounts, or deactivating/reactivating. All Social Blade does is read the most recent numbers.Don’t worry ninnies, she’s still with us adding and deleting the wonderfulcomments club
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I think this is why her absence right now feels different from before - she seems to be taking a genuine twitter break, whereas previously it's been obvious that she's still keeping up via socks etc, even when she's not been posting.
Honestly I don't know why model agencies aren't snapping her up
These photos are terrifying!
Why does she look like she’s got too many teeth in her mouth?!
Das ist mein geburtstag. It isn't, but it's a long time since I studied German so I can't make it better than this I'm afraid.
@Doll92 She's part Shark, hence all the teefs.
Wooly M, I can only really say rude things and swears in German thanks to the backpacker who stayed with me for 12 months. She taught me 'Katzen machen mich verruckt' (cats make me crazy) but we could change it to Jack machen mich verruckt, eh?
That's another Jack story that she has too many teeth. She also had many removed as a child. We've had a previous canal tooth count-along, but since we keep getting told off for going o/t, best to do any tooth counting in private!These photos are terrifying!
Jack had six teeth removed all at once when she was a teenager but still needs 4 more (or 2?) removing and three fell out during the course of these threads lol.These photos are terrifying!
Honestly, her teeth/tooth/dentist tweets are amazing, if you can be arsed putting them together. I did some of them a while back. I might revist all of them soon.
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I'm not in the uk at the moment 
and actually went out to a club dancing and drinking and everything. Out until 5am, dirty stopout that I am.
If Jack was scared walking past a dance tent at Glasto, she would be in A&E after seeing the things I saw last night. It was full of youngsters enjoying themselves. How dare they!
I was even chatted up by a guy who said he really likes daddy types. I hadn't the heart to tell him I was nearer to his granddad's age. I said I was with my Old Harold. What he suggested then would give Jack that aneurism she's been hankering for.
and actually went out to a club dancing and drinking and everything. Out until 5am, dirty stopout that I am.If Jack was scared walking past a dance tent at Glasto, she would be in A&E after seeing the things I saw last night. It was full of youngsters enjoying themselves. How dare they!
I was even chatted up by a guy who said he really likes daddy types. I hadn't the heart to tell him I was nearer to his granddad's age. I said I was with my Old Harold. What he suggested then would give Jack that aneurism she's been hankering for.
And this is after she apparently had 6 (or more?) teeth removedThese photos are terrifying!
Thanks to a Baby Shark video I have learned that sharks have teeth that regenerate. Apparently they can regrow 30,000 teeth in a lifetime, so buckle up ninnies, we’ve got plenty of owchy mouth chaoii ahead.
Jack's "had her fill of being poked and prodded by kindly fingers in latex gloves"
Perhaps she wouldn't have been shocked by the goings on last night after all.
Something randomly popped up on my Google suggestions feed, made me think there's strong dictator vibes in the Hadjicostas bloodline 
"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal David Hadjicostas, MBE, Kind if the retired firefighters, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth & Fishes of Seas & Conqueror of the British Empire in Essex in General & Southend in Particular"
"His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal David Hadjicostas, MBE, Kind if the retired firefighters, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth & Fishes of Seas & Conqueror of the British Empire in Essex in General & Southend in Particular"
More potential GCSEs than anyone else
More teeth than anyone else
More bones in her feet than anyone else
More filing cabinets than anyone else
More books read than anyone else
LJC she is a tedious boaster.
More teeth than anyone else
More bones in her feet than anyone else
More filing cabinets than anyone else
More books read than anyone else
LJC she is a tedious boaster.
I can only imagine what she looked like before having all of those removedAnd this is after she apparently had 6 (or more?) teeth removed
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