*Please read in Dave Lamb's voice*
Welcome to another thread, that brings us ever closer to the monumental 500 figure. Rumour has it this is how many sideboards Jack really has but WFK?
The gloriously apt title is by @BlendedSlop and nominated by @Valiofthedolls, Sterling work my fraus. Prizes of CCJs and Facetune vouchers are coming your way in a hamper that definitely wasn't bought from Fortnum and Mason's. I'll throw in some Tiffany's Eau de nil eggs too.
Jack has reappeared like a limp balloon in all her filtered glory. She is ignoring all attempts to resolve yet another CCJ and still hasn't closed her Patreon. She is back with twee tweets and a tiny smol t - shirt that only she as a smol pixie can fit into. But not even earnest tacky t - shirts and being an ickle smol can save her from her fate. Everyone knows she is a grifter. Have you been grifted? If so don't contact Jack about it as she doesn't read emails or open letters.
However if you pay £45.99 for her memoir you fill find all ills are cured. Here is a sneak peak of the cover.
Welcome to another thread, that brings us ever closer to the monumental 500 figure. Rumour has it this is how many sideboards Jack really has but WFK?
The gloriously apt title is by @BlendedSlop and nominated by @Valiofthedolls, Sterling work my fraus. Prizes of CCJs and Facetune vouchers are coming your way in a hamper that definitely wasn't bought from Fortnum and Mason's. I'll throw in some Tiffany's Eau de nil eggs too.
Jack has reappeared like a limp balloon in all her filtered glory. She is ignoring all attempts to resolve yet another CCJ and still hasn't closed her Patreon. She is back with twee tweets and a tiny smol t - shirt that only she as a smol pixie can fit into. But not even earnest tacky t - shirts and being an ickle smol can save her from her fate. Everyone knows she is a grifter. Have you been grifted? If so don't contact Jack about it as she doesn't read emails or open letters.
However if you pay £45.99 for her memoir you fill find all ills are cured. Here is a sneak peak of the cover.