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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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    Jack Monroe #546 Kerridge = fingers, Sir Matt = forearms

    Title by @Livia Fantasy, nominated by @MooBelle (slightly modified as emojis were not showing up properly) You each win a plate of guest's space curry followed by a spite meringue. Recap: Guest still being vewy vewy quiet on her socials, some have speculated on whether she might be back in...
  2. W

    Jack Monroe #545 A bongo, a plastic guinea pig and a penis wrapped in filo pastry

    Title by @RandomFishOils, nominated by @FourSeasonSoupObsessive You each win one bongo, one guinea pig (but no accessories), a disembodied penis, and a packet of Jus-Rol. Wiki, as always, is up there on the pink button. Recap: Guest is STILL quiet but we know she's out there, she appears to...
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    Jack Monroe #544 Expensive beige sideboards to match her expensively beige personality

    Title by @nothanksbabes, nominated by @Bootsy Sloppins You each win the opportunity to retroactively go halvsies with guest on one of her expensively beige Cotswold sideboards. Wiki is up there on the pink button for newbies. Recap: Guest is still being quiet so we mithered about many things...
  4. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #543 All her pasta recipes scream ‘run to the bog’ more than ‘come to bed’

    New thread! Title by @SouthendRealEstate nommed by @Lazarus You both win a pasta dish of your choice from guest. Jack is being very quiet. Some might say too quiet. So we’re just mithering over her greatest hits. Or misses. Noobs - wiki up there in the pink button * Mod edit * Please keep...
  5. TrolleyParton

    Jack Monroe #542 A dullard talking about Vienetta

    Winning threat title (I think?) by @Foxvint and nominated by @rage naan. You both win a Vienetta, you can use it for Twitter engagement or simply just mither over just how much smaller they are than they used to be. Jack is still MIA aside from some possible 🧦 action over on Twittex or...
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    Jack Monroe #541 First do no honk

    Thread title is @griftalo's words slightly modified and nominated by @Five hundred dogs you both win a full colour portrait tattoo of guest, redeemable at Stevie Wonder's Tat Shack. In the previous thread: guest is still AWOL, the canal continues to mither in her absence. When nominating...
  7. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #540 Meet the new Jack, same as the old Jack.

    Welcome to thread 540! Congratulations on the thread title go to @FrumpyCat for the words and @Valiofthedolls for the nomination. You each win a book token, yay. But it’s for one of Jack’s books. Choose wisely. I think Jack remained quiet over the last thread so we mithered over old things...
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    Jack Monroe #539 The devil works hard, but portrait mode works harder

    Thread title by @WoolyMammoth nominated by both @HotesTilaire and @plentyofpepper you all get to enter your butch phase with 5kg of plaid shirts. In the last thread, Jack made her long-awaited return to Twitter to lap up some praise for her Greenbelt appearance which meant we were treated to...
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    Jack Monroe #538 Cyrano de Bergerjack

    Thread title is by @MaineCoonMama nominated by @TrolleyParton congrats, you both win a breakfast dead dog spite bowl (recipe coming soon). In the previous thread, guest went on a massive Instagram deletion spree, presumably after Adrian had soft and gentle words with her. We also did Jack as...
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    Jack Monroe #537 Moana Fleecer

    Thread title by @Livia Fantasy nominated by several frauen. You win some suspicious year-old pickled radishes, I know how much you love them. In the last thread two ninnies braved guest's keynote speech at the Fringe and reported back that she told lots of lies including but not limited to the...
  11. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #536 'Foodie' is now apparently code for lying grifter

    Thanks to @SouthendRealEstate for thread title suggestion. Inspired by interviewer Graham describing Jack as a Foodie 😂 Top honours this thread must go to our two favourite narcissists @BenignNarcissist and @MissNarcissus who went above and beyond ninny duty and went to see guest in the flesh...
  12. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #535 Sic Transit Gloria

    Toot toot, it's Friday and new thread time. Jack posted a weird arse photo of herself with a new haircut, Fraus mithered on what she looked like most. They were not people you'd want to be compared to. Jackie is still mostly scampering in the shadows and not really doing much. She has the...
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    Jack Monroe #534 Fake an arthritis overdose

    Thread title courtesy of @plentyofpepper who nominated these words from a squig's Downfall parody. You win at least 140 tickets to see guest at the Fringe. In the last thread, George Monbiot replied to a critical squig with less than favourable words. Guest is still radio silent apart from a...
  14. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #533 It’s hardly ‘unfathomable’ Nigella. She flipping spent it

    New thread title courtesy of @BeardyBap nominated by @HootieMcBoob. Please can we never again discuss which thread title we’d like as tattoos? It makes new thread title competitions v tricky 🤬 Anyway, I‘m delighted to say you both win Jack’s medium tier Patreon subscriptions! We’ll pay out and...
  15. reCAPTCHA

    Jack Monroe #532 Borbenheimer. Sloppenborber. Borbenslopper.

    Courtesy of @rage naan with 54 votes. Not sure if it was a genuine suggestion, but I’m the adult making the new thread so 🤷‍♀️🤪 Tattle on you beautiful bunch of fraus. (fraus initially auto-corrected to ‘fraud’ and I 🦉🍾)
  16. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #531 I hate it here, thanks

    (Amended) title nominated by @Salmonshirt Wiki is the pink button⬆ Recap needed as Jack has been a busy Barbie.
  17. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #530 Your followers like you best, when you say nothing at all.

    Bing Bong, it's new thread time. Congrats to @Seaford Haggington winning thread title after @MaineCoonMama nomination. You win ALL the green sweeties to keep them off of chomping Jack. Tasty! (@Cheekymonk3y had the highest noms, but it was before post 500 and contained swearsies, soz pals, no...
  18. Witchfinder Sargeant

    Jack Monroe #529 Show the receipts you prune-sucker

    Thread title from the slightly-modified words of @BlendedSlop , nominated by @plentyofpepper. Congratulations, you win a lifetime supply of Del Monte tinned prunes (mind your teeth, may contain stones, please don't ask awkward questions about Del Monte being implicated in modern slavery...
  19. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #528 Marauding Munchausen's Wagon

    Bing Bong, it's new thread time. Thank you @Landslide for nomming @LizzieE. for thread title, you win first look at the memoir book that just ain't coming. Lucky you! Toot toot! Jack is still awol after her foray into classical art poses and the canal mithered away. Pink button above is the...
  20. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #527 Leg coming out of her fanny

    Thread title nom by the fragrant @Marmalade Atkins referencing Orphy B’s painstaking analysis of guest’s Bae caught me sleeping thirst shot. You both win a pair of call handler’s epaulettes Guest has been vvv quiet. Apart from the aforementioned thirst shot (reposted below) on insta, she has...
  21. TrolleyParton

    Jack Monroe #526 Nobody works with her twice

    Congrats to @Lobster Johnson, you win a late-night pep-talk with Jack over WhatsApp that will be shared far and wide before the broadband has even caught up. Nominated by @Katkat and a zillion other ninnies.
  22. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #525 Professionally, she is a laughing stock (cube)

    Thread title courtesy of @Seaford Haggington nommed by @I’mNot actually here. That was the hardest title ever to find as there were no thread title noms in the first two pages of likes. I expect normal service will resume shortly. Please help with summary. I can’t be arsed.
  23. Witchfinder Sargeant

    Jack Monroe #524 Not the only or most important voice and presence in this critical area of our life

    Thread title by Greenbelt, nominated by @HansThatDoDishes , congratulations, you win a Bank Holiday weekend camping in a tent in the rain. Guest is still silently, softly, gently lurking behind a locked twitter account, her follower count is dropping like a stone and her patreon is finally down...
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    Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing

    Thread title is @Livia Fantasy's words nominated by @HotesTilaire congrats lads, you win tickets to Greenbelt so pack your stab vests and get ready to accept your new saviour. In the previous thread: NOTHING. Guest is still absent, quietly lurking on the hellsite and liking the odd tweet. No...
  25. Witchfinder Sargeant

    Jack Monroe #522 Breitlings are a girl's best friend

    Thread title by @Kittypops , nominated by @HotesTilaire. Congratulations, you both win a jar of hair (use unclear) and a tin can with nasty sharp edges. Guest is currently lurking behind a locked twitter account, learning and growing and developing as a human being. Sorry, no, my mistake, she's...