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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. IcanSpellBéchamel

    Jack Monroe #520 Jack is very clever, she knows how to turn £10 into £425

    Thread title courtesy of a squig and nominated by glubby. Recap: Binfire. Jack says she has had to leave the bungamansion for her safety, but she’s cooking slop and dying her hair. She’s locked down her Twitter again. The lights might be on or they might be off. Nobody knows. Wiki is the...
  2. houseofhoop

    Jack Monroe #519 Adrian, we’re gonna need a cleanup in aisle 14. There’s been another bin fire.

    An excellent thread title nominated by @Brian Butterfield from a brave squigs words. Your prize is a roast chicken scented candle Someone want to do a recap?
  3. BubbleDuck

    Jack Monroe #518 “Let’s help fight the Tories by buying guest a mansion”

    Winning title courtesy of a Twitter squig, posted by @Veronicaaa and nominated by @ishant . You each win a Viennetta on a stick . Can someone cleverer than me do a proper summary please 🙂
  4. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #517 She's not Nazanin Zahghari-Ratcliffe mate

    We’re mid chaos! Please do a recap when you can catch a breath wiki is pink button up there
  5. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #516 Calm down, Suzi Quatro(hack)

    Thanks to @Valiofthedolls and @chizontiz for the words / nomination combo that led to this title. You each win a pair of silver steel-capped pumps and an egg poached in soup. Please can someone else do a recap? Ta 😊
  6. Witchfinder Sargeant

    Jack Monroe #515 Socialist in the streets, capitalist in the balance sheets

    Thread title by @Brian Butterfield and nominated by loads of people but @BonnyBabs got the most votes. Well done, you win a portion of lingreenie each, served in a chipped bowl with a rusty spork. You lucky things. Jack's twitter is currently locked because she's being doorstepped by the...
  7. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #514 Linguine in the sheets, big meanie on the streets

    Thanks to @TrolleyParton for nominating @Livia Fantasy ’s words. You both win a goat curry. Made by Greek Jack. Ok so, Carole Malone is NOT away, she’s here and is trash talking Jack’s bezzie mate Hazza for writing his witness statement with only two A-Levels under his belt. Therefore, Dr Dr...
  8. Falkor

    Jack Monroe #513 Breitling on a Bootstrap

    Thread title by @stunrw pinched off the Hellsite, nominated by LOTS of people, but the one with the most votes was @Bellaboos - congratulations, your prize is two tickets to the Question Time recording when Fiona Bruce makes good on her promise to invite Jack back. Jack initially rode the high...
  9. houseofhoop

    Jack Monroe #512 Every little thing she does is tragic

    Thread title nom by @noweverythingsucks from the words of @TrolleyParton Can some kind maven do a recap?
  10. HotesTilaire

    Jack Monroe on BBC Question Time Watchalong 1/6/23

    Showing live somewhere on iPlayer at 8pm And on the Beeb at 10.40pm Featuring Jack wearing orange sock boots she can’t walk in, that nobody will see.
  11. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #511 Big fish, little fish, inedible slop

    Thread title by @Satisfying Click with minor amends by @Hold my beans Congrats both! You both win fingernail cleaning and a pass for a sober rave in a venue of your choice. Jack’s remembered her insta password. And being a big fat gay person. And best friends she wants to marry who are...
  12. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

    Welcome to another new thread everyone! Congratulations to @Emmapism and Tina Turner, with a thread title that was better than all the rest. You win front row tickets to the String Quartet playing at the same time as Jack at the Hay Festival. Can anyone help out with a recap please? Hello to...
  13. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #509 The Silence of the Scams.

    Well done @bizwizz89 for your words, and for @Ms Biscuit for the nomination, you win an empty chair from the empty halls of a Jack Monroe gig. She did her talks, no one cared, still no sign of the money, all seems quiet on the honking front. Newbies-please have a goosey-gander at the Wiki...
  14. Hollaaa

    Jack Monroe #508 Dearheart, have you been at the salad bag pesto?

    Thanks to @shugabug23 and @Ms Biscuit for nominating the words of @moldwarp for thread title, you all win tickets to a festival where Jack is a no-show 🎉 In the last thread our intrepid undercover reporter Sir Bob of the Knob donned a rage nan disguise to report back from one of the two...
  15. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #507 Pablo Escrowbar

    THE START 😆 Welcome everyone, (inexplicable) eggs eleven, it’s thread 507! Congratulations to @traumatised sideboard for the genius thread title, nominated by @Satisfying Click and @Trauma Frotters Your prize is….in an escrow 🤫 In the last thread, Jack is in Stroud! At the Food And Drink...
  16. Orphan_Black

    Jack Monroe #506 It's in the Escrow

    Toot Toot! Jeeeeeeez, we're in a chaos central, pals. Jack refuses to admit where the money is, Sue Lee appeared on GB News, and new creepy weirdo, John, entered the dojo (he is NOT Kathy Newman's husband). Thread title nominated by @Dogmuck well done, kid, you get first dibs at the escrow...
  17. DisgruntledGoat

    Jack Monroe #505 Lyn said it’s fine

    Good morning, Frauen, Herren, Therren, and succubi (I know you read here, Jack). Welcome to a new thread, in the perineal realm between Sue Lee day and Jack Being Cancelled eve. Last night, having been revealed as the conwoman Tattle has long known her to be, Jack was toot-tooting about how...
  18. DisgruntledGoat

    Jack Monroe #504 This is what happens when you let winning a book token in the 90s go to your head.

    Welcome to a new thread, ninnies. Let the chaoi commence EDIT apologies for my negligence, thread title by the majestic @WoolyMammoth and nominated by… many.
  19. houseofhoop

    Jack Monroe #503 A very expensive game of chicken

    New thread, thanks to @CrackingOwlSanctuary for nominating guest’s own words…carry on mithering you mavens Please can some kind soul, who is more gifted with words and intelligence than me, do a recap?
  20. Sideboard Bob

    Jack Monroe #502 I just want to cook beans

    😡 THE START Welcome to thread 502 everyone! Congratulations to @Orphan_Black for nominating Jack’s beautiful worlds for the title. You win… chess? in the last thread, Jack claimed to have received another malicious welfare check. She also said she got “skilfully thrashed “ by “chess bae”, 😬...
  21. Jelly Bean

    Jack Monroe #501 She makes some bold claims!

    Thanks to @Emmapism for thread title suggestion. Inspired by Jack's fleeting appearance on the GCSE curriculum. Your prize is a gently, softly, painstakingly nibbled then quietly rejected leftover slice of guest's Coronation abomination quiche. Yes farewell 500th thread 🥺 We hardly knew you...
  22. People-huv-tae-know

    Jack Monroe #500 Tattle Was Right About Everything All Along!

    Willkommen meine Damen und Herren to thread 500. Please make your way up the red carpet of doom where are hidden many chaoses and gleaming gems of hilarity. Find them all and you can make a pauper's crown using a trifle quiche as a base. Fold in your fat cloves of lies and you will have a...
  23. reCAPTCHA

    Jack Monroe #499 Self-absorbed, self-serving charlatan

    Thread title suggested by @houseofhoop.
  24. reCAPTCHA

    Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

    Shiny new thread. Thanks to @Mr Krabs
  25. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #497 Jack Monroe's Con-a-nation Quiche

    Hurrah! In epically good timing, @Smeghead’s suggestion wins the Thread Title competition. You know what you win, don’t you? Sorry about that but at least you can just go and buy them straight from Morrisons and bypass the In the last thread, Jack had a chaos and then deleted it and is now...