Jack Monroe Gossip Forum

Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. VeniVidiVicki

    Jack Monroe #619 where’s the woman who boiled soap for shower gel? A day late with the wrong chicken

    Title suggested by @Valiofthedolls courtesy of a squib, @SouthendRealEstate @HotesTilaire and @L3moning A true team effort! The bungamansion is on the market and Jack is still employed by the council. But as her patreon remains open, the threads rumble on.
  2. ahkrin

    Jack Monroe #618 Absolute fantasist with all the insight of a prune.

    Thread title by @nothanksbabes nominated by @Madonna_Claws Jack remains below the peripatetic parapets Carry on mithering! (pron. mithering) HONK!
  3. Falkor

    Jack Monroe #617 Big Dave's Boom Boom Tea Room

    Thread title by @BeardyBap nominated by @VeniVidiVicki - you win a table for two at the aforementioned Southend eatery, enjoy your date :) Jack's still quiet, we're doing the equivalent of the Christmas highlights shows that seem to proliferate at this time of year. Come on, Jack, time to...
  4. houseofhoop

    Jack Monroe #616 *poof* just gone.

    Thanks be to @SouthendRealEstate for nominating the words of a squig for this title. Carry on lads. can some more intelligent Frau do a recap?
  5. rage naan

    Jack Monroe #615 She’s all about that base, ‘bout that base, no texture

    All right our kid It's the new mad fer it Jack Monroe thread innit, in honour of Jack saying a year ago that she'd got tickets to tonight's Oasis concert in celery town. I don't think any of us believe that she turned up, though. Thread title by @SouthendRealEstate, nominated by...
  6. rage naan

    Jack Monroe #614 No morals and even less integrity

    Welcome to the new Jack Monroe thread! Title by @MancBee and nominated by @Girty Drifter . You each win a thread on the EastEnders subreddit. The brief flurry of Elmo and chicken wine caused by Jack's shock* resurgence onto Reddit carried us through another thread's worth of mithering (...
  7. Itchy of Itchington

    Jack Monroe #613 Jack Eyre and her continuity hair

    After a long silence and Tattlers belief that Jack had to be getting her internet supply from somewhere, a mystery Redditor who has a fondness for cheap tins of sardines emerged from the shadows or it might just be portrait mode. Expertise on topics from interior design, how to be on AA and...
  8. houseofhoop

    Jack Monroe #612 Fist Me Frittata

    Well more more is there to say? Epic title suggestion from our dear @Geetbo you’ve won yourself said Frittata. I’m so sorry.
  9. W

    Jack Monroe #611 I saw Ian Rankin in the coffee shop. He has a new carrier bag.

    Thread title by @DinosaurSenior, recommended by @MooBelle. You each win a plate of carbonara not cooked by guest. Recap! Guest is still quiet as a wibbly church mouse and still (we presume) serving as a non-partisan "policy advisor" to Southend Council. We mithered over the glory days of DKL...
  10. houseofhoop

    Jack Monroe #610 Whoooooooooo remembers Jack Monroe?

    Congratulations to @MavisBeacon for nominating this thread title, original squig words, from either X or Bluesky, can’t remember sorry. You’ve won yourself an hour of DKL viewing, off you pop to enjoy!
  11. W

    Jack Monroe #609 Nourished only by the dew on Gerry Adams' beard as a nipper

    Thread title by @Foxvint, nominated by @houseofhoop. You each win a case of Guinness and a pub crawl around Belfast with guest as your guide, because she is so very Oirish she was even born on St Patrick's Day. Recap! Neither hide nor hair has been seen of guest but there was some discussion of...
  12. W

    Jack Monroe #608 Jack Monroe, big gob and nefarious gumshoe

    Thread title by @HotesTilaire, nominated by @Geetbo. Actual title was "Jack Monroe, gobshite and nefarious gumshoe" but we can't say gobshite in the title. You each win the greatest hits of Kate Bush, and a porcelain figure of your choice. Recap: guest has not resurfaced on social media or in...
  13. W

    Jack Monroe #607 That historical figure is DEAD!

    Actual winning title was "Bin Laden is DEAD!" by @Griftygardener, nominated by @Geetbo. However, as Tattle has been stricter about thread titles lately we probably should not mention an infamous terrorist - sorry! You each win a STOLEN award from Big Lin (not Bin Laden) - just like how LJC may...
  14. W

    Jack Monroe #606 £60k to pick her nose and scratch her pumble

    Winning title by @CrackingOwlSanctuary, nominated by @Lazarus. We don't have £60k to give you in thanks. Maybe Southend Council does? Recap: CHAOS TIME, NINNIES An anonymous Twitter account posted evidence that guest, who's now changed her name to Jack Hadjicostas, is employed as a Policy...
  15. W

    Jack Monroe #605 I regret mentioning her

    Title by @Cucumberthunder and @rage naan from a comment by a squig on Reddit. You each win a bottle of nice strong booze so you can temporarily forget you ever mentioned guest. Recap! Guest is still quiet as a Southend Vineyard church mouse on her socials, but has been spotted around and about...
  16. W

    Jack Monroe #604 Miss Havishan't

    Thread title by @pumbilical cord, nominated by @Valiofthedolls. You win a leatherbound copy of Great Expectations each as a warning not to be like guest. Recap: Not a peep from guest on social media in the last month, so we've been mostly reminiscing about the past. Particular attention was...
  17. W

    Jack Monroe #603 Dusty old Jack in her retirement bungalow

    Thread title by @mrkrabs, nominated by @nothanksbabes. You each win a place on a Saga holiday. If you're under 50, that's OK, I'm sure they'll accept you if you try to act and sound as prematurely middle-aged as guest. Recap: Guest has been quiet so it's mostly mitherings about the past and...
  18. W

    Jack Monroe #602 She's the Hilaria Baldwin of Southend

    Thread title by @RandomFishOils and nominated by @TheMiceInTheShed. You each win a Duolingo subscription so you can speak Spanish as well as Hilaria or Greek as well as guest. Recap! Guest's been mostly quiet but did resurface briefly for New Years to tell us she was sitting eating biscuits in...
  19. W

    Jack Monroe #601 Replican't

    Winning thread title by @Valiofthedolls, based on this post by guest. Censored for swears; actual title was Replicunt. You win an AI chatbot trained on grifty pixie tweets. Recap: Best described by @Seaford Haggington: "She is only 700 posts in and has already repeated almost every toxic...
  20. W

    Jack Monroe #600 If I don’t have a sieve, where am I getting a carabiner from?

    Well ninnies, we made it to 600 THREADS!!! Winning thread title by @NomDeGuerre, from a review of one of guest's books by someone known only as Alex. You win a medal and a place in canal history as the thread title winner for this six hundredth thread! Alex wins nothing because they should know...
  21. W

    Jack Monroe #599 Asda value chickens coming home to roost

    Thread title by Lumpyspaceprincess who wins some chicken of a slightly higher welfare standard than Asda’s value range. Recap: the snow is falling so fiercely we can hardly keep up. Someone has put more than a few 50ps in the dickhead and she’s still going so let’s try and sum it up as guest...
  22. W

    Jack Monroe #598 Why do her friends always die in twos?

    Title by @HotesTilaire, nominated by @BlendedSlop. You each win tickets to a Funeral For a Friend gig. Recap! Guest's friends are still dying in twos, last time they had , this time they . What a guest is She's in her faux-Scot era ("och, Matt mate") and her communist era (calling people...
  23. W

    Jack Monroe #597 Ghoul, Interrupted

    Thread title by @TrolleyParton, nominated by @Elsie Ben Felyn. You each win a fire blanket and bottle of holy water in case guest should ever darken your door. Recap: Well this is her latest Which she says is being published in a couple of months. Pity it wasn't several months ago when...
  24. People-huv-tae-know

    Jack Monroe The Sloppies 2024

    Canal elves, it's that festive time of year when we gather to celebrate holy Slopmas. Holy as in crumpet holes manufactured by chop sticks. But, before we can celebrate with lashings of slop, we must pay tribute to our overlord the Pumble by delving through the past year's Guest antics and...
  25. W

    Jack Monroe #596 She's less a person and more a hole in the air

    Thread title by @SouthendRealEstate. You win a tin of Polyfilla for that hole. Recap: Guest has gone quiet on Bluesky, presumably bored now the initial rush of attention is over, and/or simply exhausted from trying to keep up with her own endless lies. So the thread carries on nicely without...