Jack Monroe Gossip Forum

Congratulations to @Droosie123 for the thread title - I believe your first! 76 reactions 🎉 One used, slightly muddy Burberry scarf for you. Recap of thread #93 She got a bee in her bonnet with Krishnan Guru-Murphy for tweeting about Fareshare (the charity Marcus Rashford supports). Krishnan...

Congratulations to @Scotty1976 for your very first thread title! 83 reactions 🎉 Your prize? MancBee’s going to send you a flask of leftover soup. Recap of thread #92 Jack, jack, your pappa al pomodoro recipe is my favourite soup. Will leaving out the vinegar make a huge difference? ‘Nah.’...

Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the thread title! I’ve lost count, babe. Vlad says you aren’t getting any more bitcoin from him though. Recap of thread #91 Looks like she may soon be in receipt of a shopping trolley or two. Perhaps then, good followers of Jack Monroe, the trolley...

thanks to @Harrybosch for the title. I'm sorry, I'm not @Pocahontas, so this won't be as good an intro basically, Jack's done her weekly shop in two trips again which she doesn't need to do because she isn't poor she has angered the fraus and herrs immensely because, well, she's a liar and...

Congratulations to the thread title queen @TriviaNewtonJohn ! 77 reactions 🎉 Also, congratulations to all of us for reaching the grand old age of 90. We are now a cabal of nonagenarian ninnies. Recap of thread #89 Her stacked takeaway boxed meals in her defrosted freezer seemed to disprove...

Well rinse my beans, another group frauen effort in the thread title! Congratulations to @byropaw for the words, and @bignose28 for nominating them. Working together, we can make a change ... Recap of thread #88 She indulged in one of her ‘twice-yearly’ designated rest and relaxation slots...

Well, looky here. Another cheeky little duo. This time it’s my sci-fi loving chum @blurstoftimes and yours truly. Thanks for your words, Blurst - never a truer word spoken. 66 reactions 🎉 Recap of thread #87 Please go to her monetised website, she needs to close her rent–salary deficit. She’s...

Congratulations to @NoseyParkour for the words and @Peachy9 for nominating them for a thread title. Group frauen effort, that’s what we like to see. Recap of thread #86 New information: she was a child prodigy and has 22 years’ worth of songs percolating inside her. She might share the onion...

Congratulations to @Geetbo the sock king for the thread title - you’ve popped your thread title cherry. 123 reactions 🎉 Your prize: a year’s worth of socks. Recap of thread 85 Jack Monroe: Riverdance. Something’s got to help three devilled eggs through the digestive system. Hhhhnnnngggg. She...

Congratulations to @Bobtheknob for the thread title! Full title: Nobody cares, nobody’s interested. What a load of self-indulgent drivel. Now fuck off! Okayyyyyyy, here I am again. I have no notes, so will hash brown something together ... 1. She left! 2. She came back! 3. She made some food...

What's up, Cabal! I've set up a new thread! Round of applause please. Congratulations to @blurstoftimes for a great title. Any new members to the coven will find this helpful, as they may not yet be aware that our dear Jackie rents. Here's a recap for #83 #cutlerygate (or was that at some...

Congratulations to @Emmapism for the thread title! I believe this is your title cherry popped and I love that it ecapsulates the hill on which you choose to die 😂 Recap of thread #82 At night and in want of distraction, Jack Monroe needed something engrossing and HARD (her words, not mine)...

Congratulations to @Silver Linings for another sublime thread title! 88 reactions 🎉 Well done, my beloved. Recap of thread #81 The huge, HUGE photo shoot happened. It involved her running, cooking, dancing – all in six-inch heels, and ‘co-piloted by a very tall, astonishingly handsome man’...

@TriviaNewtonJohn you are a thread title wizard! I’ve lost count of the amount of times you have wowed us with your words. 88 reactions 🎉 Recap of thread #80 She was shocked and outraged that her son wanted to walk home with his friends instead of her. No more 10p potato cakes and cooking...

Gawd bless these threads and us, we are now collectively octogenarian frauen and herren. Time to draw our old age welfare. Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn for another phenomenally lovely thread title! 75 reactions 🎉 seasoned pro! (With PBOB) Recap of thread #79 Another poorly-written...

Congratulations to @Froggies for your first thread title! 75 reactions 🎉 Be proud of yourself. Recap of thread #78 Jack really is the luckiest little urchin alive. To find a pristine Burberry scarf in a puddle of mud and have no one claim it despite very, very, many, many attempts to locate...

Congratulations to the esteemed and badass @Breakdance Badass for your exquisite thread title! A mighty 85 reactions 🎉 Succinct and to the point, brava. Maybe you’ll be (mis)quoted in Elle again? 😉 Recap of thread #77 Jack Monroe let security levels slide and the picture of the tuna...

Congratulations to @Scarletfever for the thread title! 85 reactions 🎉 Your inauguration into the thread is now complete and Vlad expects your company at his table at your convenience. Recap of thread #76 She posted the recipe for her sausage, bacon and many-veg casserole on her website. Good...

Congratulations to @Switchstreetz for your first thread title! 66 reactions 🎉 Not only a science whizz 😉 but a thread whizz now as well. Recap of thread #75 The frauen and herren had a lovely old time laughing about the day The Earth Stood Still (thread 31) and fondly reminisced over our best...

Congratulations to @Silver Linings for the thread title! A hearty 67 reactions! 🎉 I couldn’t be more proud of my pirate wife. Expect a moonlight sonata on the lake tonight, dearest heart. Ahem! Here is the recap. It’s hhhhnnnnggggg long. Today has been off the charts. Recap of thread #74...