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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and influencer. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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    Jack Monroe #590 The Jack who cried ouch

    Thread title by @ThePickledCrab, nominated by @GrunkaLunka. You each win a baby gate to put at the top of the stairs for your safety. Recap! Guest apparently fell down the spiral stairs of the bungamansion and broke her ouchy bones all over again. SEVERELY. In several places. There followed...
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    Jack Monroe #589 You have no authority here, Jackie Deceiver

    Winning thread title by @Elsie Ben Felyn, nominated by @nothanksbabes and @houseofhoop. You each win a ring light so you look nice during contentious Zoom calls. Recap: Guest has been quiet since the Oasis tickets fuss, and all her tweets have auto-deleted yet again. However, she is currently...
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    Jack Monroe #588 Slop making sense

    Thread title by @VeniVidiVicki. You win a restaurant voucher so you can eat some pasta not cooked by guest. Recap! Guest returned to social media with new slop: watery pasta covered in some sauce that she slowly, gently, forensically, painstakingly, behind the scenes made herself and totes did...
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    Jack Monroe #587 Reverse Anna Delvey

    Thread title by @RandomFishOils, nominated by @Emmapism. You each win a month's Netflix subscription to watch that glossy documentary about Anna Delvey, which will inevitably be more entertaining than watching guest do anything. Recap: Guest still quiet but she's lurking. When the Guardian...
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    Jack Monroe #586 She can only but dream of being a lyrical dance flap

    Thread title by @Ablemabel, nominated by @Sideboard Bob. You each win an Odeon Unlimited pass for guest's local. Recap: Rumour had it that guest had posted a friends-only Facebook message about being caught up in a lock-in at the cinema after violence erupted in Southend. The canal couldn't...
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    Jack Monroe #585 Zak Dingle The Early Years

    Winning thread title by @DinosaurSenior , nominated by @rage naan. You each win a packet of crumpets and a packet of digestive biscuits because they're supposed to be separate things. Recap: Little is going on in the world of guest, Carp Man tried commenting on her Facebook so she blocked him...
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    Jack Monroe #584 Location Location Location with Thirsty Allslop

    Winning thread title by a squig, nominated by @Lucy Aeroplane. You each win a large box of Kleenex and a life coaching session cuz guest ain't gonna use them :) Recap: Carp man's on the warpath Guest paid an exclusivity deposit, so while she wasn't obliged to complete the sale, it was...
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    Jack Monroe #583 She didn't retire from public life, she had no choice. Public life retired her.

    Thread title by @Jelly Bean, nominated by @Claret. You each win a subscription to the Financial Times for a year. Recap: Guest has been posting endless "hilarious" memes on Facebook, which seems to be her permanent base now, and generally going full Aunty Pat. In an article for the FT, Bryce...
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    Jack Monroe #582 A literal walking red flag

    Thread title by @lilykestrel, nominated by several people. You each win 5% off tailoring so your suit fits better than guest's. Recap: Guest was a Cunt Agent at the election and after both Labour candidates in Southend won, she appeared in many a photo grinning and honking, while cosplaying...
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    Jack Monroe #581 I’d rather shove a live lobster up my ring

    Thread title by @Geetbo, nominated by @Hollaaa. You each win a free ticket to your nearest aquarium so you can see the lobsters (please do not shove them up your ring.) Recap! Guest is working 80-hour weeks in the OFFICE with her COMRADES, reading aloud 15-year-old campaign posters to them. She...
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    Jack Monroe #580 It’s time to end the slop show

    Thread title nominated by me, thanks all who voted :) I won’t award myself anything cuz I’m not guest but might treat myself to a SPITE meringue later. Recap: Labour says it’s time to end the Tory shit show, we say it’s time to end guest’s slop show! After a week of quiet, the snow fell and...
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    Jack Monroe #579 She's essentially Scrappy-Doo in a bell jar now

    Winning thread title by @Nottonightbabe, nominated by multiple people. You win, of course, a bell jar to put guest in! Recap: Guest has been quiet again and her tweets have been auto-deleting every 3 days, she says she does not have an auto-delete set up and it's a total mystery. We suspect she...
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    Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

    Winning thread title by @SendReceive, nominated by @shugabug23. You each win a lovely collection of WWI poetry from the British Legion. Recap: After a light fall of snow, guest went from lights ON to lights OFF. She’s recovering from another breakdown (hence the title), this one prompted by the...
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    Jack Monroe #577 Guest.

    Winning thread title by @Shimmering. You win a Ben Sherman trench coat fresh from Pitsea Market just like guest's. Recap: Guest has rebranded mononymously as "Jack." and changed her Twitter handle in attempt to distance herself from The Grift. She's been tweeting a lot about Labour, veterans...
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    Jack Monroe #576 All quiet on the guestern front

    Thread title by @MavisBeacon, nominated by @Flivver. You win something tasty baked by Candice Brown from random ingredients at Fareshare. Recap: It was all quiet on the guestern front until today when it was announced guest is partnering with Fareshare for The Big Help Out 2024. So for once she...
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    Jack Monroe #575 The only poverty she's interested in alleviating is her own

    Thread title by @MavisBeacon, nominated by @Lazarus. You each win a box of guest's macadamia blondies from 2012, probably the first and last vaguely tasty thing she has ever managed to produce. Recap! Like Elmer Fudd, guest has been vewy vewy quiet this week as her name keeps being brought up...
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    Jack Monroe #574 She's definitely lying about something

    Thread title by @Witchfinder Sargeant, nominated by @Hollaaa. You win tickets to the premiere of the BBC's upcoming guest exposé. Recap: The BBC released a documentary about the many scams and lies of Depher. Guest's name trended on Twitter with many many people saying she should be next, and...
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    Jack Monroe #573 Close your Patreon, you thieving liar

    Thread title by @MavisBeacon, nominated by @Geetbo. You each win a nice bowl that is not chipped. Recap: Guest is on Twitter making incredibly acrid slops, and posting close-up photos of her bedroom that we suspect are intended to torment the canal, since it's not obvious from them whether or...
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    Jack Monroe #572 She also featured in a Sainsburys television campaign in January 2014

    Thread title from guest's Kruger Cowne account page, nominated by @Shimmering. You win all the Nectar points that guest would have accrued at Sainsburys if they hadn't fired her for her comments about David Cameron, causing her to take her business elsewhere and go to Asda instead. Recap...
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    Jack Monroe #571 1-2 to us

    Thread title by guest herself, suggested by @allybongo and @YerDa. You win the satisfaction of victory, and a free replacement loft hatch. Recap: Guest's in her Baby Reindeer era, blaming her absence and all past misdeeds on an unnamed stalker/hacker. Footy!Guest is also still in the picture...
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    Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

    Title by @nothanksbabes, suggested by @MaineCoonMama. You win a month's Netflix subscription so you can watch Baby Reindeer, which has nothing at all to do with guest's latest escapades. Recap: Guess who's back, back again! Guest is back, tell a friend! She went away because she was hacked by...
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    Jack Monroe #569 #YoullNeverWorkAgain

    Title by @RandomFishOils, suggested by @MavisBeacon. You both win "fallen off a lorry" Liverpool shirts as authentic as guest's love for her team. Recap: A certain "JackyP" posted on Mumsnet telling ever so many porkies about how the evil canal doxxed her and went to her house. She then...
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    Jack Monroe #568 Things Jack doesn't understand - Gaslighting, Gas heating, Gastronomy

    Thread title by @ForgettyBetty , nominated by @MurielSnark. Congrats both. Betty wins a potato and Muriel wins some beans, in honour of a suspected Jackpost on the place where mothers go on the internet. Last thread...
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    Jack Monroe #567 Wibble wibble, little mouse, thief who tried to grift a house

    Thread title by @Valiofthedolls, nominated by @EnglishRoseIrishRover. You both win a burned off CD copy of Jack and Billy Bragg's Greatest Povvo-Cosplaying Hits. Thread 566 was a long one as Jack is still mercifully quiet apart from half-assing learning her 1/8 native language, Greek, on...
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    Jack Monroe #566 Set flavours to none

    Hallo Frauen und Herren, Please find the previous thread here; https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-565-demand-0.44072/ There was a lot of mithering about Valentine's poems and semi-motivational Jack quote memes. It went on for ages, because Jack's not doing much (apart from still taking...