Jack Monroe Gossip Forum

Congratulations to @Scarletfever for the thread title! 85 reactions 🎉 Your inauguration into the thread is now complete and Vlad expects your company at his table at your convenience. Recap of thread #76 She posted the recipe for her sausage, bacon and many-veg casserole on her website. Good...

Congratulations to @Switchstreetz for your first thread title! 66 reactions 🎉 Not only a science whizz 😉 but a thread whizz now as well. Recap of thread #75 The frauen and herren had a lovely old time laughing about the day The Earth Stood Still (thread 31) and fondly reminisced over our best...

Congratulations to @Silver Linings for the thread title! A hearty 67 reactions! 🎉 I couldn’t be more proud of my pirate wife. Expect a moonlight sonata on the lake tonight, dearest heart. Ahem! Here is the recap. It’s hhhhnnnnggggg long. Today has been off the charts. Recap of thread #74...

Congratulations to @blurstoftimes for the thread title! A colossal 133 reactions 🎉 It really IS the blurst of times. Again, your name shall be known to the end of eternity. Special mention to @colouredlines for Jack Monroe: She Left Recap of thread #73 I’m going to try to be brief for the...

Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the thread title! 78 reactions 🎉 what a record! You have multiple, multiple dishonourable doctorates in thread titles! Afraid my dear heart @Silver Linings missed out with her suggestion of: ‘All for the want of a pair of traaazers’. Bit too late to gain...

Congratulations to @LavaFlake on the thread title! 86 reactions 🎉 I believe this is your first, so to honour the occasion, your gifted Cotswold Co. sideboard will be shipped within the next 3–5 days, and we’ll expect pictures of you on it in due course. I hear the cartoon filter is all the rage...

Congratulations to @HarderFaster for the thread title. A handsome 75 reactions 🎉 You are a shining example of just how far a (real) doctorate can get you in life 😂 Recap of thread #70 Seeing as both her Twitter and Instagram are still set to ‘private’, we’ve still not posted screenshots. So...

Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn for your thread title! A handsome 74 reactions 🎉 you are a literal thread title master! Special mention goes to @IGisntreal for ‘Lawyer up, ladies’ - a verrrrry close second with 72 reactions 🎉 Recap of thread #69 Well, hot diggedy dawg, the New Jack...

Congratulations to @Dogmuck for your first Jack Monroe thread title! A severely impressive debut with 126 reactions 🎉 and the most liked post in the thread! Never been more proud to have been the original OfDogmuck. Always remember the good times, babe. Recap of thread #68 🎵 It’s the eye of...

Congratulations to @Petelgeuse on your first thread title! 52 reactions 🎉 Special mention to @Alansbigplate for Diagnosis: Collection 2000. This had a lot of reactions, but I wasn’t sure if it was a thread title suggestion. 😂 Recap of thread #67 Oh dear, what can the matter be?She proved us...

Congratulations to @SandyBallz for your very first thread title! A worthy winner with 53 reactions 🎉 Recap of thread #66 Well, where do we start? Her poverty book is due to be written so she needed to get off Twitter and focus. Surprise, surprise, she came back and she’s big fucking...

Congratulations to the one and only @Silver Linings for the new thread title! A princely 54 reactions 🎉 I assure you no nepotism was involved, but I do mean to make her my pirate wife and we will sail the high seas together. Recap of thread #65 1. Honorary double-doctorate Jack to the rescue...

Congratulations to @JoyceDivision on your second consecutive thread title! Knocking it out of the park! 60 reactions 🎉 Recap of thread #64 Friends, Jack Monroe has been BUSY: She needed some bins, but no, not THAT type, cretin! She’s going to use cardboard boxes instead. Is that ok with...

Congratulations to @JoyceDivision for the thread title! Your first? 50 reactions 🎉 Full title: She’s got one hand refreshing Twitter, and the other one is playing the piano Recap of thread #63 🎶 Jack’s going out. She wants the world to know, got to let the Cotswold show 🎵 Oh Boy, she went...

Congratulations to @ClarenceBeakes on your first thread title! 61 reactions 🎉 well done! Recap of thread #62 Non-edible flowers on cakes? Get outta town, says Jack. Jackie the cleaning lady has been to town and offered inspired cleaning hacks that include mopping floors with boiling water...

O frabious day! Callooh, Callay! The Jackerwocky has delivered. I wrote a thing and it got nominated for a thread title by @TriviaNewtonJohn thanks babe. I have now completed Tattle. Thankyou and fuck off. Recap of thread #61 🎵Jack’s greatest love of alllll ... is Twi- i- tter 🎶 She’s back...

Congratulations to @Oofadoofa for the observation and @Emmapism for nominating it for a thread title. Joint effort from these two fraus. 40 reactions 🎉 Opening up the floor for a thread recap. Now’s your time to shine! 😂

Congratulations to @acca00 on another thread title! 54 reactions 🎉 Recap of thread #59 It’s mostly been All Quiet On The Western Front Southend Seafront. Jack received some flowers from ‘John’, a lovely message from Vie Aesthetics 🤔 and channeled Bryan Adams for SB. And looky, looky - she’s...

Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn on the thread title! You are a master with words. 55 reactions 🎉 Recap of thread #58 The next Orwell, a superhero, or just a child with a pocket full of stones [oyster shells]? Who IS Mack Jon-Row Jack Monroe? One thing for sure, even when having her...

Congratulations to @Aug1977 for your first thread title! 80 reactions 🎉 Recap of thread #57 Pray for her, cabal, please. For she googled / prayed / sat in a cold bath and instructed her Twitter hive mind to make a list that would help an adult human function. She has been blocking people...