Jack Monroe Gossip Forum

Title by @Captainmouse nom by @Boyo

Lost track of who said it, soz, but the thread was tooo long and I was panicking. If it was you, claim your beans. Nom by @Lionel Richtea Jack wrote a massive and later deleted thread that was more triggery than an NRA conference (😉) and then disappeared only to reappear as Instagram Jack...

Title by @Ispyabudgetbeanblogger (Can we please remember to keep title suggestions to the latter half of the thread, after 500 posts, roughly page 35,40) Cheers, big ears. Jack has been to Conference again! Not that you’d know it from her SM as it was the Tory one. She also sniffed and...

Congratulations to @L3moning for the thread title! I’m not all that fond of it myself as I feel it is very ... enabling. A certain poster was doing so well. But, there we go. Well, despite all of the forensic Opal Fruit comparison on the train, Jack finally made it to conference. She was bladdy...

https://tattle.life/wiki/jack-monroe-memes/ page appears under the weather

Congratulations to @Ispyabudgetbeanblogger (what a mouthful) and @FrumpyCat for two different nominations of this thread title. You can also go to conference. So, Jack came back to Twitter on the Saturday to campaign against the £20 cut to Universal Credit. It was an excellent opportunity to...

Thread title by @Traazers Jack has immersed herself into Instagram like a slop based Ready Player One. It’s been a wild ride (but not at a theme park). Recaps pls if this fever dream of a weekend can be popped into a slow cooker and left on high to see if anyone can work out what the heck is...

Thread title by @Pixieboots after a contestant on Pointless got Jack’s name wrong. Jack’s been quiet this week, not much to report.

Title by @Lizzie Mintdrop nommed by @Switchstreetz Jack has been fairly quiet the last few days, aside from posting a year old video of Dash the rabbit which lasted less than 24 hours. Jack is spending her saturday night stabbing biscuits.

Thread title courtesy of @Veronicaaa, your prize is an inevitable and inexplicable egg. Just the one. Why? Nobody knows. Jack is definitely back and has been providing us with a bounty of Instagram content, largely #unfiltered photos of herself grinning like a pillock and wearing child-sized...

Continue… Jack has been on t’radio. Thread title by the lovely @Pocahontas

Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob (that’s Sidey B to pals) for the words and @Rekyavikgirl (Björk?!) for the thread title! 🎉 You know what your prize is gonna be, don’t you. That’s right - a nice big jar of anchovy butter, lovingly handchurned by Jack. Recap of last thread: 1. She was...

Congratulations to @secretsu and @ThunderClapForCapers for the thread title! Your prize: joint ownership of Jack’s entry to Portrait Artist of the Year. I hear the downstairs loo is a good place to display valuable art. Recap of last thread: 1. She will not be appearing in this year’s series...

It is with a heavy heart I must announce that with the demise of Thread #200 it is time for us to set our kumquats free. We all looked ravishing, rakish and just a little bit ridiculous but they must be released back into the wild to scamper and scurry. Thread title comes courtesy of...

Here we are, thread 200! Praise beans. Thread title by Jack herself. (Apologies @Veronicaaa I wasn’t sure if the b word disqualified it)

Congratulations for the thread title go to @kachoochoo for the sentiments and @onlysunshine and @MooBelle for the nomination. You all get front row seats to Jack Monroe: Mamapapa Mia, A Musical. Recap of last thread: There was a Jack-inspired musical theatre lyric-off. (Sorry...

For the thread title we must thank the triumvirate of @Peeky_Mink for the idea, @lilamay for the execution and @Hollaaa for the nomination. Your prize is a triple egg extravaganza: cod roe, quail egg and snake egg all mashed up to the point of indeterminance. Perfect spread on toast with a...

Congratulations to @Emmapism for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a pair of Jack’s folded unmentionables. Recap of last thread: Not much. Jack’s website is down (hence the thread title) - she’s aware but it’s ... complicated. She popped up briefly last night to report she was too busy folding...

Previously on thread 195! - While Jack was AWAY we celebrated the anniversary of her visit to tattle on thread 31 with cake and some of the best bits - we were treated to a "she SHAN'TY" here - Jack returned! The book still isn't done and appears to have gone back to the drawing board -...

Thank you to a triumvirate for the threat title: @bowiethesdmn for the words and @Raker and @bladiesla for nominating them. Your joint prize is a jar of pickled beans and mandarins. I started them a couple of months ago so they've had plenty of time to settle and there's enough for a generous...

Congratulations to @Vanelope for the words and @JuliaGulia for the nomination! 🎉 Your prize: one Mulberry bag, stained. Not with original strap. Recap of last thread 1. She came back like the maverick master, and with newfound wisdom: You Don’t Have to Rinse the Beans. 2. True to form, she...

Congratulations to @traumatised sideboard for the words and @Carmina-Piranha for nominating them! I’m just making some black bean and mole sauce sauce sloup for you overnight, I’ll bring it in tomorrow, yeah? My apologies but I took the liberty of changing the word “mother” to “mama”. Sue me if...

I’ve made a new thread and these were my words. How gauche! Credit to @Falkor and @Eurgh for the nomination 🎉 Your prizes: a flower crown and a Santa hat for each of you. So, what’s happened? Not much - Jack is still Away. Good for her (?) There must be reasons. On the thread: there were trips...

Thank you @Falkor for perfectly capturing the essence of JACK MONROE IS AWAY. Your prize is a pineapple hat with extraneous brine. The only thing Jack has done over the previous thread is retweet Delicious because her upside down Del Monte monstrosity was featured in the latest issue. Her...

For this thread title we must thank @Hollaaa for the words and @DrtCrl for the nomination, even if it was illegally early in the last thread. Congratulations, your prize is a year's supply of Mel Donte Sitrus Calad! In the previous thread: -we continued our internal chaos and tested some more...