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Jack Monroe is known for being a poverty chef and campaigner. She's released 8 cookbooks and is known for her outbursts on twitter. One outburst against David Cameron talking about the loss of his child lost her a deal with Sainsbury's and another set of twitter messages that targetted Jamie Oliver lead to landing a BBC One cooking show.
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  1. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

    Title by @Captainmouse nom by @Boyo
  2. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade

    Lost track of who said it, soz, but the thread was tooo long and I was panicking. If it was you, claim your beans. Nom by @Lionel Richtea Jack wrote a massive and later deleted thread that was more triggery than an NRA conference (😉) and then disappeared only to reappear as Instagram Jack...
  3. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #211 Undercover Tory

    Title by @Ispyabudgetbeanblogger (Can we please remember to keep title suggestions to the latter half of the thread, after 500 posts, roughly page 35,40) Cheers, big ears. Jack has been to Conference again! Not that you’d know it from her SM as it was the Tory one. She also sniffed and...
  4. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #210 Granola provider? Not so much

    Congratulations to @L3moning for the thread title! I’m not all that fond of it myself as I feel it is very ... enabling. A certain poster was doing so well. But, there we go. Well, despite all of the forensic Opal Fruit comparison on the train, Jack finally made it to conference. She was bladdy...
  5. Captainmouse

    Jack Monroe

    https://tattle.life/wiki/jack-monroe-memes/ page appears under the weather
  6. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #209 Jack Monroe is late to conference

    Congratulations to @Ispyabudgetbeanblogger (what a mouthful) and @FrumpyCat for two different nominations of this thread title. You can also go to conference. So, Jack came back to Twitter on the Saturday to campaign against the £20 cut to Universal Credit. It was an excellent opportunity to...
  7. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #208 Noooo it’s Jack Monroe

    Thread title by @Traazers Jack has immersed herself into Instagram like a slop based Ready Player One. It’s been a wild ride (but not at a theme park). Recaps pls if this fever dream of a weekend can be popped into a slow cooker and left on high to see if anyone can work out what the heck is...
  8. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

    Thread title by @Pixieboots after a contestant on Pointless got Jack’s name wrong. Jack’s been quiet this week, not much to report.
  9. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter

    Title by @Lizzie Mintdrop nommed by @Switchstreetz Jack has been fairly quiet the last few days, aside from posting a year old video of Dash the rabbit which lasted less than 24 hours. Jack is spending her saturday night stabbing biscuits.
  10. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #205 Overdeliverer

    Thread title courtesy of @Veronicaaa, your prize is an inevitable and inexplicable egg. Just the one. Why? Nobody knows. Jack is definitely back and has been providing us with a bounty of Instagram content, largely #unfiltered photos of herself grinning like a pillock and wearing child-sized...
  11. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #204 What’s sock oil?

    Continue… Jack has been on t’radio. Thread title by the lovely @Pocahontas
  12. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince

    Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob (that’s Sidey B to pals) for the words and @Rekyavikgirl (Björk?!) for the thread title! 🎉 You know what your prize is gonna be, don’t you. That’s right - a nice big jar of anchovy butter, lovingly handchurned by Jack. Recap of last thread: 1. She was...
  13. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories

    Congratulations to @secretsu and @ThunderClapForCapers for the thread title! Your prize: joint ownership of Jack’s entry to Portrait Artist of the Year. I hear the downstairs loo is a good place to display valuable art. Recap of last thread: 1. She will not be appearing in this year’s series...
  14. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts

    It is with a heavy heart I must announce that with the demise of Thread #200 it is time for us to set our kumquats free. We all looked ravishing, rakish and just a little bit ridiculous but they must be released back into the wild to scamper and scurry. Thread title comes courtesy of...
  15. Silver Linings

    Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

    Here we are, thread 200! Praise beans. Thread title by Jack herself. (Apologies @Veronicaaa I wasn’t sure if the b word disqualified it)
  16. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #199 Just mind-bogglingly, gobsmackingly stupid

    Congratulations for the thread title go to @kachoochoo for the sentiments and @onlysunshine and @MooBelle for the nomination. You all get front row seats to Jack Monroe: Mamapapa Mia, A Musical. Recap of last thread: There was a Jack-inspired musical theatre lyric-off. (Sorry...
  17. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #198 Marcus! Marcus! Marcus!

    For the thread title we must thank the triumvirate of @Peeky_Mink for the idea, @lilamay for the execution and @Hollaaa for the nomination. Your prize is a triple egg extravaganza: cod roe, quail egg and snake egg all mashed up to the point of indeterminance. Perfect spread on toast with a...
  18. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #197 Site currently unavailable

    Congratulations to @Emmapism for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a pair of Jack’s folded unmentionables. Recap of last thread: Not much. Jack’s website is down (hence the thread title) - she’s aware but it’s ... complicated. She popped up briefly last night to report she was too busy folding...
  19. Switchstreetz

    Jack Monroe #196 You know, I'm something of a poor myself

    Previously on thread 195! - While Jack was AWAY we celebrated the anniversary of her visit to tattle on thread 31 with cake and some of the best bits - we were treated to a "she SHAN'TY" here - Jack returned! The book still isn't done and appears to have gone back to the drawing board -...
  20. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

    Thank you to a triumvirate for the threat title: @bowiethesdmn for the words and @Raker and @bladiesla for nominating them. Your joint prize is a jar of pickled beans and mandarins. I started them a couple of months ago so they've had plenty of time to settle and there's enough for a generous...
  21. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album

    Congratulations to @Vanelope for the words and @JuliaGulia for the nomination! 🎉 Your prize: one Mulberry bag, stained. Not with original strap. Recap of last thread 1. She came back like the maverick master, and with newfound wisdom: You Don’t Have to Rinse the Beans. 2. True to form, she...
  22. HotesTilaire

    Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!

    Congratulations to @traumatised sideboard for the words and @Carmina-Piranha for nominating them! I’m just making some black bean and mole sauce sauce sloup for you overnight, I’ll bring it in tomorrow, yeah? My apologies but I took the liberty of changing the word “mother” to “mama”. Sue me if...
  23. Pocahontas

    Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade

    I’ve made a new thread and these were my words. How gauche! Credit to @Falkor and @Eurgh for the nomination 🎉 Your prizes: a flower crown and a Santa hat for each of you. So, what’s happened? Not much - Jack is still Away. Good for her (?) There must be reasons. On the thread: there were trips...
  24. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence

    Thank you @Falkor for perfectly capturing the essence of JACK MONROE IS AWAY. Your prize is a pineapple hat with extraneous brine. The only thing Jack has done over the previous thread is retweet Delicious because her upside down Del Monte monstrosity was featured in the latest issue. Her...
  25. traumatised sideboard

    Jack Monroe #190 The sloppening

    For this thread title we must thank @Hollaaa for the words and @DrtCrl for the nomination, even if it was illegally early in the last thread. Congratulations, your prize is a year's supply of Mel Donte Sitrus Calad! In the previous thread: -we continued our internal chaos and tested some more...
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