Jack Monroe #479 Always the victim and never the bride

[People-huv-tae-know]

Welcome dear heart ninnies.

Title by @Valiofthedolls and nominated by @MancBee.

I don't have a recap but Jack has been mithering about toilets and pens. Nothing new there.

Carry on and keep pulling the grift apart.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Very small recapette.
In answer to increasing discontent about any kind of activism or work Jack has come back with a hardhitting zinger - 'What is your favourite pen?' That should shut up the pesky naysayers.
In her absence we've been 'amusing' ourselves with various saucy Jack selfies due to her description of herself as 'very photogenic'
She also said she looked like Kiera Knightley and had a sunny personality so.....
She also went out for an ice cream and took a photo of the bogger. Winning at life.

 

[camotea]

Weekly trip today to visit GK at Big Sainsburys. Same 4 (four) all present and correct. Turned down a corner on the fluff page to ascertain whether they are selling out daily and being replaced but let’s face it, they’re not.

Previous visits:

Spoiler

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Please no more tits. The nip slip might actually be worse than Sex Jack.

 

[Geetbo]

I’m quite enjoying reliving Jacks most horrific thot shots. We should do this again at Halloween.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Weekly trip today to visit GK at Big Sainsburys. Same 4 (four) all present and correct. Turned down a corner on the fluff page to ascertain whether they are selling out daily and being replaced but let’s face it, they’re not.
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A level of forensic Jack could only dream of!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

What will the next favourite thing?

What’s your favourite bog roll? That would actually be a useful question for her to ask considering the amount of time she spends on the SH1TTER.

 

[NeoCortex]

I bet she's been on pen island www.penisland.com

 

[Katkat]

Is her jaw different?!

 

[Hold my beans]

Next up... What's your favourite toe?

 

[Lucky Escape]

What will the next favourite thing?

What’s your favourite bog roll? That would actually be a useful question for her to ask considering the amount of time she spends on the SH1TTER.

Oh god, you just know she'll claim she only ever uses Izal - but there'll inevitably turn out to be hundreds of pictures of spenny quilted Cushelle in the crappy bungalow to prove her wrong...

 

[Mr Krabs]

I’ve designed the newest piece of Jack merch that combines her love of glamour modelling with her love of pens.

Don’t click it FFS. Don’t click it!

 

[MancBee]

Welcome dear heart ninnies.

Title by @Valiofthedolls and nominated by @MancBee.

I don't have a recap but Jack has been mithering about toilets and pens. Nothing new there.

Carry on and keep pulling the grift apart.

Don't we get a prize?
I was looking forward to a collection of pens, all not working of course.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

Is her jaw different?!
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YES! Or at least I think it is. I’ve sent to aesthetic nursie friend to see what she reckons. but she’s off somewhere hot and sunny (and spenny) so I don’t think she’ll get back to me for a bit. No sense bothering yourself with Jack Monroe when you’ve got islands and cocktails instead.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Just imagining Jack in her hovel thinking hard about how to get the squig engagement ratio up and finally coming up with ...pens.

 

[ItchOfTheWestCoast]

Please no more tits. The nip slip might actually be worse than Sex Jack.

NOTHING IS WORSE THAN SEX JACK

Don't we get a prize?
I was looking forward to a collection of pens, all not working of course.

Pick a pen.

 

[Boogs]

I think my favourite thot shot is ‘that’s not my Fanny’.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

I think my favourite thot shot is ‘that’s not my Fanny’.

That's not my fanny, it's labia are not unruly enough.

 

[Shawads]

Is her jaw different?!
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The pic on the left reminds me of Glen Close at the end of fatal attraction crossed with Mrs Robinson when she is exposed as Benjamin's loverrrrrrr

 

[MavisBeacon]

We also had Bible jack, pretending to be the most Christian of all Christians, and Chess Jack - county champion, dontchaknow, she could have beaten kasparov only he was busy that afternoon.