Thanks to dear heart @Marmalade Atkins for thread title suggestion. Jack made this startling revelation on her confidential official ouchy shoulder report. The startling bit being nobody realised she had ever used anything else due to SLOP.
(Your reward is all Jack's unwanted forks and knives).
Yes Jack has taken to her bed/sofa for several days for reasons. But is being her usual stoic self and not complaining.
Her birthday is tomorrow (doesn't like to talk about it) and various family member and 'friends' have drawn the short straw to visit at allocated times to hear her drone on about not being able to brush her hair. She has an official document to prove it.
She is appearing at Hay Festival in May to talk about the VBI No seriously it actually says that.
(Your reward is all Jack's unwanted forks and knives).
Yes Jack has taken to her bed/sofa for several days for reasons. But is being her usual stoic self and not complaining.
Her birthday is tomorrow (doesn't like to talk about it) and various family member and 'friends' have drawn the short straw to visit at allocated times to hear her drone on about not being able to brush her hair. She has an official document to prove it.
She is appearing at Hay Festival in May to talk about the VBI No seriously it actually says that.