Jack Monroe #507 Pablo Escrowbar

[Sideboard Bob]

THE START

Welcome everyone, (inexplicable) eggs eleven, it’s thread 507!

Congratulations to @traumatised sideboard for the genius thread title, nominated by @Satisfying Click and @Trauma Frotters Your prize is….in an escrow

In the last thread, Jack is in Stroud! At the Food And Drink FestIval. The event wasn’t a sell-out, despite her efforts to promote it… oh wait.

All we know is that she mentioned the Hulk.

Lots more people on Twitter speaking out against Jack these days (including “lefty types” who would usually keep quiet), the fall-out from Sue Lee day is still happening,

Seriously, I think that’s it in Jack-world, but if anyone can add to the recap, please do!

For newcomers and lurkers, have a look at the wonderful Wiki, pink button up there

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

what happened in Stroud? She obviously made it there.

 

[hoopdedoo]

@Emmapism from previous thread, please do tell whether you opened your tinny cocktail with a hammer or with a screwdriver.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I honestly can't believe she turned up. What a brass neck.

 

[Trauma Frotters]

Billy big balls here Swagger with me SClicksy

 

[usefullyuseless]

Let the chaoi continue!



Pretty sure this is the Hulk Yankee Jack is referring to. Georgia Suppers for everyone y'all! YEEHAW!

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

First!

what happened in Stroud? She obviously made it there.

Hey, when it comes to finding out what happened where, Dordrecht is first! Warned.

 

[Mitzymooface]

 

[Emmapism]

@Emmapism from previous thread, please do tell whether you opened your tinny cocktail with a hammer or with a screwdriver.

Opened with a hammer, wearing an eye patch, as is traditional. I checked with three of my very real friends (accredited safety experts) and they said it was fine

 

[mchops]

'Let me get down to your level' as guest lowered herself to seated on the stage.
The audience gasped.

 

[Ms Biscuit]

Aww, she sat cross-legged on the stage. Of course she did. What better way to look smol, vulnerable, child-like, and "adorable"?

I wonder who suggested it. I seriously doubt she's savvy enough to have thought it up herself.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

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That scabby pov jumper must be able to stand up on its own.
see she has her sleeves rolled up so the audience know who she is.

 

[Mr Krabs]

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Let’s see. Rage nan, rage nan, neckbeard, rage nan, potentially dead rage nan at the end there??

 

[NellieBoo]

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Pov jumper and cute chair pixie position deployed. The woman on the right looks like she's had enough .

 

[DinosaurSenior]

When I was caught staring at my phone tonight, I told my friend what I was looking at .. I said oh it's that awful Jack Monroe. Pretend chef, pretend activist and robber of paypal dosh. (I paraphrase)

Friend said... Oh yes!!! My daughter is obsessed with her!!! For years she's been going on about her...!

At the risk of .... Her daughter is a well known journalist.

I asked if she was on tattle.... No...

Weak tea I know... Practically an Oolong... But... Jack's obviously on a lot of people's radar

Maybe this is their moment to pounce

 

[ChactFecker]

awe man, my childhood in a gif, my old man loved H Hogan

Prayers, Training, Vitamins, Truth, Justice and the Hulk Hogan way !!

 

[munkibrain]

Aww, she sat cross-legged on the stage. Of course she did. What better way to look smol, vulnerable, child-like, and "adorable"?

How does one with such painful arthritis do such a thing, I wonder.

 

[Hold my beans]

Pov jumper and cute chair pixie position deployed. The woman on the right looks like she's had enough .

She's on her phone following these threads

 

[NellieBoo]

When I was caught staring at my phone tonight, I told my friend what I was looking at .. I said oh it's that awful Jack Monroe. Pretend chef, pretend activist and robber of paypal dosh. (I paraphrase)

Friend said... Oh yes!!! My daughter is obsessed with her!!! For years she's been going on about her...!

At the risk of .... Her daughter is a well known journalist.

I asked if she was on tattle.... No...

Weak tea I know... Practically an Oolong... But... Jack's obviously on a lot of people's radar

Maybe this is their moment to pounce

Get them told MsDino!

 

[Whaa?]

She is sitting down as there is hardly anybody there and they have all come down to the front.
She is speaking to them 'en famille'.