An excellent thread title nominated by @Brian Butterfield from a brave squigs words. Your prize is a roast chicken scented candle
Someone want to do a recap?
Someone want to do a recap?
Jack Monroe #519 Adrian, we’re gonna need a cleanup in aisle 14. There’s been another bin fire.
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Recap:
(Giving Elmo the morning off)
(Giving Elmo the morning off)
Guest is back in the kitchen, TOOT TOOT!-ing, roasting chickens and making pate. Teasing us that we can expect new slop soon; yet never quite delivering. Playing to the "Comments Club" while still sniping at Martin and soon-to-be-sued Lee. Still insists the money was donated; ignores all further questions. Mentions are a BIN FIRE!
I don't think I'm up to date completely but...
Jack came back to Twitter with emotionally manipulative horribleness about taking food from kids mouths as a justification as to why she didn't refund.
She claimed that it'd be too hard to refund but also she's got a spreadsheet with all the info on to make refunds.
She then posted a recipe for the first time since Jesus were in college. The recipe looked liked like it taste like pure cringe mixed with SHANT and the taste of petrol.
She's still living elsewhere, supposedly.
Number of receipts and proofs offered to date.. somewhere between none and fuckall.
TL : Dr - Emotional manipulation, tit food, drama - The Jack Trifecta
Jack came back to Twitter with emotionally manipulative horribleness about taking food from kids mouths as a justification as to why she didn't refund.
She claimed that it'd be too hard to refund but also she's got a spreadsheet with all the info on to make refunds.
She then posted a recipe for the first time since Jesus were in college. The recipe looked liked like it taste like pure cringe mixed with SHANT and the taste of petrol.
She's still living elsewhere, supposedly.
Number of receipts and proofs offered to date.. somewhere between none and fuckall.
TL : Dr - Emotional manipulation, tit food, drama - The Jack Trifecta
Another squig has asked if a CCJ is the way to go after having their refund requests ignored for a whole year.
Jack's tweeting over the last 48 hours has been as inexplicable as one of her eggs...
She's thrashing abt in a binfire of her own creation, honking of fish and farty chicken, with grease/oil running down her dirty hands and arms, making her tattoos glisten in the dappled sunlight...
Sorry, frauen, got a bit carried away there...
as you were 
She's thrashing abt in a binfire of her own creation, honking of fish and farty chicken, with grease/oil running down her dirty hands and arms, making her tattoos glisten in the dappled sunlight...
Sorry, frauen, got a bit carried away there...
as you were 
Daubs has retweeted the long long CCJ thread. Hold tight Fraus!
I do love that Marty boy is always up so early for a ding dong 
but guest is still snoozing away…
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I think I love him a lottle.
She gaslit anyone asking for a refund from the Sue Lee (don’t make me Sue Lee, you wouldn’t like it when I Sue Lee) fund - by telling them they were literally taking the food out of the mouths of starving people. Then proceeded to Henry VIII a whole roast chicken into hers…
If it’s guest’s rancid mackerel slop that is being taken from starving kid’s mouths then I’d like to congratulate her on finally doing a bit of public service
This tweet is the exact reason guest has never been working class or skint.
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She is getting an absolute (chicken) roasting on Twitter. Can we pray that this isn’t going away and this might end her?
I was in M&S last week for a sandwich and noticed that a 'family-sized' raw chicken was £17.84 and then went back in the office to tell anyone who would join me in being outraged.
At just under £20, maybe that's to do her the week?
At just under £20, maybe that's to do her the week?
It is great they are on different schedules. It takes the back and forth heat out it. Time to savour the awfulness of her predicament.I do love that Marty boy is always up so early for a ding dong
ETA: And the judgement has already been made. There is no need to for legal arguments. She lost, but hasn't got over it.
By guestlogic* I pushed a blind lady into the road and drowned some puppies because I didn't donate to RNIB yesterday.
*this gives me an idea brb
Yeah the notion of having the money to pay for the energy (we'll actually my good dear friend paid for the fuel, you wouldn't understand, not having any friends) to roast the damn thing. And the idea of just snacking on something that could help feed a family of four for a Sunday dinner...and then use the bones for a stock...she's disgusting (well actually most the chicken will be used for me and my friends having a lovely cuddle pile roast dinner, I'm just snacking on the bits we won't have then so nerrrr).
She's rubbing in food waste into the faces of idiots who are too damn stupid to see her for who and what she is.
Not to mention the glorification of meat. Fine, eat meat, but no need to do this semi porn dance about it. There's a certain kind of woman who exaggerates their love of meat in order to impress blokes, doing that whole not like the other girls bullshit.
Sorry, too angry for grammar.
This was my thoughts. I mean we're a comfortable middle class professional two income household, and I couldn't justify a whole snack chicken. It would never occur to me?
I will admit though, we did have cooked snack chicken the other day but that's because I was EXHAUSTED when we got the shopping in and I was too EXHAUSTED to separate out the big pack of chicken thighs before shoving it in the freezer, so I had two defrosted that needed cooking.
She did not actually share a recipe, just a picture of a notebook with a list of ingredients (for mackerel pate or something) and said the recipe would be coming soon. Which means it probably won't ...
Just quickly before she wakes… I was BUSY when the below happened but have just checked the QT and am v disappointed that a squig didn’t respond with “those look dire”
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