Willkommen meine Damen und Herren to thread 500. Please make your way up the red carpet of doom where are hidden many chaoses and gleaming gems of hilarity. Find them all and you can make a pauper's crown using a trifle quiche as a base. Fold in your fat cloves of lies and you will have a perfect recipe for disaster.
Now to business, the thread title is by honorary frau Andy Lynes, a person who can actually cook. It was nominated by the esteemed equerries @hoopdedooand @houseofhoop. Please kneel for your knighthood, king Guest will touch you with her sword of Domocleese and everyone will cheer and applaud.
As for a recap, Guest has been quiet, no doubt grounded by her agent and George Michael. But prior to that, she was the best chess player ever. She outed herself as a royalist, made a vomit quiche, faked a recipe and forced all of this on the poor volunteers and recipients at the Big Help Out. All whilst positioned on a golden lav throne and snorting fat lines of coca snowla.
Today guest has been quiet because during a big dino nap with Dino snores, Guest has been dreaming about this.
Go forth canal and procreate or failing that, keep mithering, keep being forensic and keep your eyes peeled for grifters.
Now to business, the thread title is by honorary frau Andy Lynes, a person who can actually cook. It was nominated by the esteemed equerries @hoopdedooand @houseofhoop. Please kneel for your knighthood, king Guest will touch you with her sword of Domocleese and everyone will cheer and applaud.
As for a recap, Guest has been quiet, no doubt grounded by her agent and George Michael. But prior to that, she was the best chess player ever. She outed herself as a royalist, made a vomit quiche, faked a recipe and forced all of this on the poor volunteers and recipients at the Big Help Out. All whilst positioned on a golden lav throne and snorting fat lines of coca snowla.
Today guest has been quiet because during a big dino nap with Dino snores, Guest has been dreaming about this.
Go forth canal and procreate or failing that, keep mithering, keep being forensic and keep your eyes peeled for grifters.
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